Post by Jimbo on Apr 2, 2022 8:30:56 GMT -5
INFINITE PRO WRESTLING CONTRACT.
BASIC INFORMATION
RING NAME: Jimi Cooldown.
NICKNAME(S): "Fucked Fucker", "Jimbo Slice", "I'm The SHIT, I'm Tellin' YA", "Big Nasty", "Big Sexual".
HEIGHT: 5’10”
WEIGHT: 180 lbs.
DATE OF BIRTH: 02/15/1997
HOMETOWN: New York.
RESIDING FROM: "Boogie Street", New York.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
PIC BASE: Nick Jackson.
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
THEME SONG: “Gratitude" by Beastie Boys.
GOOD TIMES GONE!
AND YOU MISSED EM!
WHAT'S GONE WRONG
IN YOUR SYSTEM?!
The boos begin the second the guitar hits and the green lights flood the arena. Cooldown comes out stylin and profilin'. Cooldown actively taunts the fans, going up to front row members at random and insulting their physical appearance and general jaw-jackin' like a goddamned asshole.
-Announcer introduces each man with their name and a single nickname each.-
Cooldown slides in the ring and makes his way to the corner, he goes to climb the post but stops and flips off the crowd before shouting out for them to quote "suck his dick".
WRESTLER’S IN-RING INFORMATIONCHARACTER DISPOSITION: ROUSTABOUT | NEER-DO-WELL
TENDENCY TO CHEAT: SOMETIMES.
MOTIVATION TO COMPETE:
FINANCIAL GAIN; you just want to get rich through competing
PASSION; you live and breathe wrestling, winning or losing doesn't matter to you
GLORY; you just want to win and nothing else matters to you
GOLD; you only care about winning Championships and being the best
PUNISHMENT; you just want to inflict as much pain as possible to everyone
GIMMICK: Fucked Fucker. Jaded Renegade. Outlaw.
FAVOURITE MATCH TYPE: The Ones He Wins. Tags. Ladders. Ticking Timebomb Exploding Barbed Wire Lightube Deathmatch Shark Cage On A Pole. The Dreaded, Infamous, Sixty Second Ironman Match.
LEAST FAVOURITE MATCH TYPE: Ones He Loses. Submissions. Anything Involving Rest Holds.
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Colt .45.
WRESTLING STYLE: High-Flyer | Technician.
REAL LIFE COMPARISONS: Nick Jackson, Atsushi Onita, Kevin Nash.
WRESTLER’S MOVE-SET INFORMATION
COMMON MOVES:
Side Headlock Takedown.
Hiptoss, usually followed by a Dropkick.
Snapmare, followed by a PK, followed by a Standing Corkscrew Shooting Press.
Lightube to the dome.
Unprotected Chair Shot.
Pedigree.
Big Boy Senton.
Lariat.
630 Senton.
Asai Moonsault.
Tope Con Suicida.
Springboard Split Legged Moonsault.
Sidewalk Backbreaker followed by Sidewalk Sitout Slam.
SIGNATURE MOVES:
'Cool School' — Undertaker's Old School but with a Corkscrew Moonsault off the ropes.
'AN ICONIC COMBO' — Whip to the ropes, Big Boot, Drop the Leg, BROTHER!
'Sweep the Leg' — Description? You Already Know.
'Ocular Pat Down' — Puts his hand up and yells "STOP", then hits a GAMENGIRI.
'YOU'RE A NAGE' — Spiking Uranage. Dropped 'em right on that stack of necks they call a dime.
FINISHING MOVES:
'COOLDOWN I' — Jackknife Powerbomb.
'ACE IN THE HOLE' — Pedigree.
'COOLDOWN II: First Blood' — Elbow Drop.
BIOGRAPHY
He's a fucked fucker from New York with a fucked fucking friend also from New York. Great indie tag team, I guess. This is not a bit, by the way. More is coming. Maybe. I put that on my TAPOUT sign up three months ago and haven't changed it yet. But I will. I swear to God I will.
Growing up fairly mundane, neither Alastor or Jimi were particularly popular or even memorable enough to be unpopular. Aside from Jimi becoming the main drug dealer (after tattling on the other drug dealers) and Alastor being known for willingly eating anything (anything). Other than that, the two only really hung around each other. Bonded over their love of music, shows, bomb ass movies, video games, bits, getting crunk and above all else. Pro wrestling.
After school and with both expectedly not making it into college, they threw themselves headfirst into professional wrestling. Surprising almost everyone, considering how they normally were, they took to the sport as naturals. Both developing at a pace beyond their fellow trainees, physically and (surprisingly) mentally. Alastor tended to favour the athletic and daredevil side of wrestling, accruing many scars along his body over doing stupid shit in the ring. Jimi on the other hand has repeteadly stated to be "cultivating mass" for a super heavyweight run that has yet to begin, though has had the effect of adding an impressive arrays of power moves to his arsenal. The duo had found something they actually excelled at, naturally this went to their heads almost immediately and their egos expanded almost as fast as their skills.
That was a few years ago now and The Jam Rockers have grown far beyond their initial bases. Alastor developed an extremely surprising amount of fighting intelligence, often accidentally baiting people into believing he's stupider or less skilled than his and Jimi's attitudes would imply. This too has went to Alastor's head as he claims to be a true "student of the game" despite occasionally doing three standing backflips before delivering a right handed punch. The pair, while extremely easy to underestimate, are infamous for rapidly changing the pace of a match at the drop of a hat and being able to disorient and off-balance teams and opponents as they switch between flying, striking, grappling, mat wrestling, bitting and falling.
Now, with multiple tag team and singles accolades to the duos name, they sign their names on their first official contract, to go Jammin' in the UK.
TOP GUYS HAVE ARRIVED!
...bitch!
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Finishing the sign up
SUPPORTING CAST
1. NAME: Alastor Touchdown.
RELATION: Best Friend. Better Enemy. Life Partner. Fellow Bird of War. NOTHING SEXUAL!!!
2. NAME: Name of the supporting member.
RELATION: What is their relation to your character?
3. NAME: Name of the supporting member.
RELATION: What is their relation to your character?
HANDLER INFORMATION
NAME: YOU ALREADY KNOW
PRONOUNS: Cool/Jimbo/Great/Sexy.
EXPERIENCE: 1
HOW CAN WE CONTACT YOU?: 1800-HOWS-MY-DRIVING
ARE YOU ABLE TO WRITE MATCHES FROM TIME TO TIME?: hahahahahahahahahaha LOL XD
HOW DID YOU FIND US?: this is NOT a bit. I must repeat, NOT a BIT!!!!!!!
WHAT'S YOUR FONT COLOR?: 0de600 read it and weep suckas