Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2022 7:35:22 GMT -5
The scene opens to the interior of Madame Wu's private training. It is here that we find the Valhalla Yakuza standing in formation behind CJ Walker who is facing the camera with a smirk on his face. He has the UPW World Openweight Championship draped over his left shoulder as he begins to speak.
CJ: "This championship that I have right here, it's lost it's prestige. It's lost it's meaning. Well right here right now it's time I fix this stupid mistake that some fucking looney bin Jim decided to downgrade with the idea of making things sound more open and free."
He removes the Championship from his shoulder and hands it to one of his men, glancing over at the man he tells him.
CJ: "Incinerator. Burn it to ash then burn the ashes."
The soldier nods and takes the championship, moving off camera as CJ returns his focus to what he was talking about.
CJ: "You see, calling a main event Championship anything but what it should be called so that everyone feels included just makes the championship and the company it represents feel more...minor leagues. So kiss the UPW World Openweight Championship goodbye."
A soldier walks up with a case and opens it. CJ reaches inside and pulls out a newly designed championship and places it over his shoulder.
CJ: "And say hello to the new UPW World Heavyweight Championship! That's right, no more of this Openweight bullshit. This is a main event Championship! Not some participation award! No body cares if the vanilla midgets can't contend for it. They can't ride all the rides at Disneyland either, who gives a shit?! I Am The UPW World HEAVYWEIGHT Champion! It's not my fault I am six feet seven inches, two hundred eighty pounds of pure athletic awesomeness! If the rest of these short, small dick energy, never developed past the six grade so called athletes have an issue with this new change. They can cry about it on the internet, then rip their own dicks off and literally GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!"
CJ takes a breath, regains his composure then continues.
CJ: "Now then...if you are one of the aforementioned Vanilla Midgets...there is a Boyd Gaming Championship, A High Roller Championship, A Sin City Championship, all of them are perfectly acceptable for you tiny little manchildern that have no business in the ring with a true Heavyweight like myself. My Name Is CJ Walker, And I Am The UPW World Heavyweight Champion. My Word Is Law...And I Have Spoken."
The camera feed cuts to static as the scene ends.
CJ: "This championship that I have right here, it's lost it's prestige. It's lost it's meaning. Well right here right now it's time I fix this stupid mistake that some fucking looney bin Jim decided to downgrade with the idea of making things sound more open and free."
He removes the Championship from his shoulder and hands it to one of his men, glancing over at the man he tells him.
CJ: "Incinerator. Burn it to ash then burn the ashes."
The soldier nods and takes the championship, moving off camera as CJ returns his focus to what he was talking about.
CJ: "You see, calling a main event Championship anything but what it should be called so that everyone feels included just makes the championship and the company it represents feel more...minor leagues. So kiss the UPW World Openweight Championship goodbye."
A soldier walks up with a case and opens it. CJ reaches inside and pulls out a newly designed championship and places it over his shoulder.
CJ: "And say hello to the new UPW World Heavyweight Championship! That's right, no more of this Openweight bullshit. This is a main event Championship! Not some participation award! No body cares if the vanilla midgets can't contend for it. They can't ride all the rides at Disneyland either, who gives a shit?! I Am The UPW World HEAVYWEIGHT Champion! It's not my fault I am six feet seven inches, two hundred eighty pounds of pure athletic awesomeness! If the rest of these short, small dick energy, never developed past the six grade so called athletes have an issue with this new change. They can cry about it on the internet, then rip their own dicks off and literally GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!"
CJ takes a breath, regains his composure then continues.
CJ: "Now then...if you are one of the aforementioned Vanilla Midgets...there is a Boyd Gaming Championship, A High Roller Championship, A Sin City Championship, all of them are perfectly acceptable for you tiny little manchildern that have no business in the ring with a true Heavyweight like myself. My Name Is CJ Walker, And I Am The UPW World Heavyweight Champion. My Word Is Law...And I Have Spoken."
The camera feed cuts to static as the scene ends.