Post by 'Mr. Amazing' Stefan McCain on Apr 15, 2022 17:36:13 GMT -5
"Simply Amazing"
The first episode of Infinite Pro Wrestling is coming up as one of Ireland's hottest professional wrestlers has signed with the promotion and is now making his on air debut. Ladies and gentlemen, 'Mr. Amazing' Stefan McCain.
"Hello cunts. My name is Stefan McCain, and I'm better than you, and you know it. I've always been better than you all and I forever will. Now, I must confess my confusion, but come on Jason! I figured you'd help out a native of your home country and give me my rightful main event but come on! A disgusting tag match against "The Jamrockers"? What the heck? The only upside to this is my partner. She might be hanging with cult members and stuff, but all honesty, I'd still tap tap TAP!...
Anyway, back on track. I guess if I'm really being forced to have to do this match, then allow me to introduce myself to my opponents. I'm your biggest glow up to date. While the non achievement having team hopes and prays for even one out of fourteen you wish for, I achieved more in a month then you two have in your entire careers. You live this "Be stupid and I get over" persona, but it's only getting you liked?"
Stefan laughs to himself for a couple of seconds before turning his face back to seriousness.
"Fuck that. I'm not here to be liked by anyone, be applauded for my superior wrestling skills that no one else on this roster can match to. No one in any division or even in management can match what I can bring in this ring. This match is going to be just a booster, a stepping stone, whatever is the case may be, for me to reach the main event that I DESERVE!
Judith and I will take great pleasure in kicking both your heads in, twisting your bodies like a pretzel, and might even let you tap out if you behave enough.
Me and mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry……..
Mommy-
FUCK!
JUDITH! Me and JUDITH are going to send you two packing back to whatever Abortion Clinic failed at their job and seek to it that you both suffer horrifically."
Stefan uses his hand to move his hair back, and smiles into the camera, his teeth sparkling.
"And I will do it because, well, I'm just simply Amazing. And I will amazingly kick your hairline further back than it is. See you on ADRENALINE."