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Post by mosler on Apr 18, 2022 10:10:31 GMT -5
Are you planning a tour of GUNS, but want to appear in a series of contests before your name opponent shows up? Here is a collection of NPC / GUNS exclusive jobbers you are welcome to use as opponents or backstage interactions.
More to be added.
Feel free to contribute your own characters to this list.
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Post by mosler on Apr 18, 2022 10:13:29 GMT -5
East L.A. Wombat
Height: 5'8" Weight: 215lbs From: ...East L.A. Gimmick: A marsupial with dreams of making it big in Los Angelas as an actor - only to fall on hard times and become a wrestler. When Holywood Wombat's rival Los Authentico Wombat changed his name to L.A. Wombat, Hollywood thought people would confuse the two so embraced his Chicano heritage to become East L.A. Wombat.
Style: Lucha Comparable Wrestler: Super Caló Finisher: Air Wombat (Inverted Frankensteiner)
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Post by mosler on Apr 18, 2022 10:29:21 GMT -5
Harsh Winter Pilgrim
(EATEN BY DINOSAUR BONES AND PRESUMED DECEASED)
Height: 6'0" Weight: 170lbs From: Roanoke, Virginia
Gimmick: Looking like a Pilgrim out of a school play - with felt hat, large white ruff collar, black clothes, and gold buckled shoes... only completely emaciated like he hadn't eaten in months and might only be working GUNS because Magnus lied about a sandwich. HWP will beg off a lot and try to bite his opponent.
Style: Memphis Cheater Comparable Wrestler: Andy Kaufman Color Code: c4dbee Finisher: New World Breaker (Corner / top rope assisted Torture Rack)
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Post by mosler on Apr 18, 2022 10:39:36 GMT -5
ATV Bandit
Height: 5'6" Weight: 183lbs (526lbs counting the ATV) From: Gainesville, Georgia
Gimmick: The only thing Barry Hodge likes more than professional wrestling and the movie Smokey & The Bandit... is All Terrain Vehicles. So much so that it is hard for Magnus to get the gifted amateur wrestling to get off his ATV when he's wrestling. So he wrestles on it.
Style: ...Tank...
Comparable Wrestler: Scotty 2 Hotty
Finisher: ATV Avalanche (drives into the corner on his vehicle)
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Post by mosler on Apr 18, 2022 14:21:07 GMT -5
Harrington Heart The Wrestling Detective
Height: 5'8" Weight: 220lbs From: Atlanta, Georgia
Gimmick: The Wrestlig Detective. When scoping out a case, it pays to blend in, and Harrington barely passes as a wrestler. Opponents should be more concerned with whether he's been hired by an insurance company to test injury claims than the ferocity of his closeline. Wears a trenchcoat as part of his Sam Spade in-ring gear.
Style: Basic Brawler
Comparable Wrestler: Leslie Nielsen
Finisher: The Screws (Harrington shows his opponent compromising photographs of them, forcing a submission.)
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Post by mosler on Apr 18, 2022 14:45:53 GMT -5
"The Sweeper" Johnny Cobb Beware the Broom Man
Height: 5'5" Weight: 195lbs From: Hamilton, Ontario
Gimmick: A cross over athlete from the world of curling. Johnny Cobb was the "Bad Boy" of the curling world, whose violent temperment proved too much for competitive stone sliding. Now with broom in hand, he makes his rage issues work for him as a professional wrestler. With every loser's purse, he gets therapy, hoping that one day he'll be mellow enough to return to the sport that respects him.
Style: Basic Brawler
Comparable Wrestler: Tracy Smothers
Finisher: Be the Stone (Slides face first across the canvas - ramming into opponent's ankles)
Note: Cobb also works as a referee & janitor for GUNS.
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Post by mosler on Sept 30, 2022 1:09:48 GMT -5
Murray "The Polisher" Monroe A.k.A. The Shoe Shine Syko
Height: 5.6" Weight: 185lbs From: The lobby of GUNS HQ.
Gimmick: Murray Monroe runs the shoe shine stand in the lobby of GUNS HQ. Numerous attempts by security to remove the late 40s shoe shine kid, or dissatisfied customers looking for refunds, have resulted in skirmishes where he has more than held his own. Recognizing his pure Hobo Fights talent, Magnus was quick to sign him to a contract. For his part, Murray realizes that he can make a small fortune by scuffing up his opponents' boots... which makes up 90% of his offense.
Style: Basic Brawler Comparable Wrestler: The Brooklyn Brawler Finisher: The Scuffening (steps on opponents foot - really hard)
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Post by mosler on Oct 15, 2022 8:48:02 GMT -5
"YELP'S OWN" Barry Cho
Height: 5'4" Weight: 178lbs From: ...New York, where they know how to cook steak! Gimmick: Barry Cho likes to give his opinions on YELP. He has a lot of opinions. Sometimes he mentions his presence on the platform to get things, influence, or otherwise intimidate people. His words have power. He could ruin you. Whether Barry is rating the concession stand hotdogs, or his opponents closelines - expect the barbs to be sharp.
Style: Amateur (He almost went to State finals) Comparable Wrestler: Leapin' Lenny Finisher: Five stars! (It doesn't matter what move it is, but if Barry ever wins a match you know it will be the greatest ever)
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Post by mosler on Oct 15, 2022 8:56:00 GMT -5
Rival Recruiter Osawa EXPANDED in Main Roster
Height: 5'6" Weight:190lbs From: ...Not the competition Gimmick: Osawa is in GUNS to steal the talent for a rival XHF promotion that shall remain nameless. Oh, he'll say he isn't, but Ozawa has only one goal- not winning matches, but assessing the talent.
Style: Puroresu style Lucha Comparable Wrestler: Gran Hamada or Iron Chef Chen Kenichi Color Code: e6de19 Finisher: A cheque from Kira for 20000¥ (You have to really impress Osawa to get this signing bonus, and then leave GUNS forever)
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Post by mosler on Oct 15, 2022 9:11:48 GMT -5
Sylvia Starr
Height: 5'4" Weight: 126lbs From: ...South Bend, Indiana Gimmick: Sausage Fest Queen? Seriously, there aren't a lot of females in GUNS. Sylvia Starr achieved fame as "The Banker's Daughter" in PCP. The Wrestling gimmick proved so popular, that even after PCP folded, she still couldn't walk down the street without someone demanding one of her catchphrases "You CAN'T put THAT in the VAULT!" AT GUNS, Sylvia looks to transition from in-ring action to the office, and can frequently be seen conducting backstage interviews - even if she's occasionally called upon to bust out her Banker's Daughter moves.
Style: All Rounder Comparable Wrestler: Ivory Finisher: Mutual Fund Advice (A spiked victory roll) Color Code: 8db6db
*Note: Feel free to use Sylvia as a backstage interviewer
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Post by mosler on Oct 15, 2022 9:25:32 GMT -5
O.B.R.C.
Height: 6'4" Weight: 260lbs From: ...Detroit* Gimmick: One night while watching Capital Combat, Magnus decided that it was the greatest show ever (c) and that the wrestling world needed more RoboCop in it. He quickly set out to purchase the latest in crime fighting technology for GUNS, only to discover that OCP was charging a fortune. Finding the second least expensive knockoff that was still available on AliBaba Express - Magnus purchased an Off Brand Roboto Cop... or O.B.R.C. it functions about as well as could be expected.
Style: Power Comparable Wrestler: 911 (picbase broken RoboCop) Finisher: ... (his rapid fire gun uses so many CAPS that soon everyone is passing out from the smell)
*Note: O.B.R.C. is also employed as security
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Post by mosler on Oct 27, 2022 14:38:28 GMT -5
DOUG... from the ring crew
Height: 5'5" Weight: 205lbs From: ...Atlanta Gimmick: Doug is just a wannabe wrestler who *might* be paying Magnus to teach him the ropes, but has certainly never had a lesson. In exchange for setting up the ring, GUNS let's Doug jump around in it - they might even let him work dark matches. Doug doesn't set up the ring very well, so he is rarely rewarded with actual wrestling - but should he need ever arise.... he'll put on his vintage '99 nWo shirt and try to hit all the big John Cena moves.
Style: Basic Brawler Comparable Wrestler: Mikey Whipwrecker Finisher: ... F5 (in his head)
*Note: Doug is also employed as ring crew...
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Post by Dylan on Oct 31, 2022 15:09:18 GMT -5
Joseph Esch
Height: 5'10" Weight: 340lbs From: The Wilderness Gimmick: He's an Amish man with a love for chopping wood and chopping chests. And yes his entrance theme is "Amish Paradise"
Style: Basic Brawler Comparable Wrestler: Amish Roadkill Finisher: Whispers of the Wilderness (Sitout Side Slam)
*Note: If you need a log cabin built Joseph will call his construction crew and they'll have it built in 7 days. Just as God intended or something bible something... *Note: Joseph is fucking terrified of bears. Why he took a job in the bear fed, nobody knows...
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Post by Cross Recoba on Nov 1, 2022 10:24:18 GMT -5
Crypto Bro
Height: 6'1" Weight: 181 lbs From: ...Pretoria, South Africa Gimmick: Philanthropist, explorer, visionary, human rights abuser. It's difficult to pin down Crypto Bro to a single feature but if you asked him? He's a crusader for Free Speech.
Style: Evasive Comparable Wrestler: JBL Finisher: The Bro Down (Pepsi Plunge)
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Post by mosler on Nov 11, 2022 17:27:32 GMT -5
The Netflix Warrior
Height: 6'5" Weight: 243lbs From: ...Los Gatos, California Gimmick: Streaming like a GIANT, Netflix continues to compete with other streaming services by getting a wrestling mascot of their own. The Netflix Warrior is a roided out bodybuilder who likes to run around and shake things... with tassels to show off his biceps, and a bright red N painted on his face.
Style: Power Comparable Wrestler: The Renegade Finisher: Original Content (Powerslam) Password Sharing (Closeline) Signal Lost (Discus Punch) N Chill (Sleeperplex)
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