Post by edwarddubin0604 on Apr 26, 2022 19:41:20 GMT -5
(The room has just filled up with reporters from many of the major international newspapers and they are waiting for the arrival of Phantam Fairtex. He enters the room and the reporters react as Phantam simply holds his hands up to quiet the room.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Welcome to this separate news conference and yes it's my intention to make an opening statement......"
(The reporters react as Phantam holds his hands up again.)
Phantam Fairtex: "I would like to acknowledge Wrestle: UK's fans warm welcome and the fact that these fans are some of the best fans in the world. Believe me your futbol fans are the greatest as well as America's Philadelphia sports fans.....but let me say though your fans are much better behaved. However, this isn't just about the ringside fans in this show. This is about something even more important that these wonderful fans are anticipating. I'm talking about the most highly anticipated World Tag Team to determine the first ever unified Championship Tag Team Match matching the two most powerful teams of all time NPW's The Bastards facing off against SWAT's Team Fairtex to determine who is truly the best tag team of all times."
(The reporters shout out questions and Phantam points to a reporter.)
London Times Reporter: "Rob Riot said that The Bastards always win gold wherever they travel and dominate their opponents."
Phantam Fairtex: "You know that's interesting since Rob Riot as never and I mean never squared off against the most dominant group in wrestling. Does anyone remember The Warhammer Corp......"
London Times Reporter: "Who or what was The Warhammer Corp."
(Phantam looks at him astonished.)
Phantam Fairtex: "You never even heard of them and you call yourself a reporter. My good man in the nineties they dominated Hardkore World no matter which division and their main monster was Tarrasque whom we respect since he literally and I mean literally ate fresh meat."
Daily Mirror Reporter: "Didn't your father feud with The Warhammer Corp."
Phantam Fairtex: "As did we but this is just a simple comparison. However, getting back to this match in this year in Wrestle: UK we plan on doing the impossible and that is winning the title unification match to determine the first ever World Tag Team Championships. Our father once gave us great advice and that is you have to earn your victories and your championships. That's exactly what we plan on doing and we always set out to do what we vow to accomplish."
New York Times Reporter: "Your time in the Trendkiller Syndicate was nothing short of questionable."
(Phantam smiles and laughs.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah that jerk only asked us to join him to save his worthless ass but we're grateful he got rid of us and that promotion folded without Team Fairtex. Yeah Rob everywhere we went promotions folded because some idiot decided they didn't need Team Fairtex anymore. Luckily the XHF and SWAT needed tag teams and here we are. We never forgot where we came from and were always loyal and true to our promotion. Now we'll be stepping through those ropes in a matter of time to unify those tag team championships and prove who is truly the best tag team."
New York Post Reporter: "What do you think of the insults that Rob Riot said about you."
Phantam makes a talking puppet gesture.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah let him talk tough and act tough just to get attention just to show what he's done and this and that but let me say this. It's what happens in the ring that counts and we aren't just talking about collecting championships as if they were just baubles as he so eloquently called them. We do what we set out to do as we said and we accomplish what we set out to do. It's like I said it's in the ring that counts and if Rob Riot and his Bastards teammate wants to talk through his ass. Well that's his right since the British just love to bluster on and on and we'll see if The Bastards are really that good. We'll see who is the better team once and for all."
Washington Post Reporter: "You are the underdogs going into this match. You plan on beating the odds and upsetting The Bastards."
Phantam Fairtex: "The odds have always been against Team Fairtex but we always beat the odds and those odds makers will be asking themselves who is better The Bastards or Team Fairtex. Now we're not saying we're going to win and we're not going to say we're going to lose. What we're saying is that there's going to be explosions and fireworks the likes that London has never seen. It's going to be a fight. It's going to be a war but when the final bell sounds and the referee holds the victors hands up and the ring announcer announces the winner. It's going to be the best team winning and that team is Team Fairtex. The first ever unified world tag team champions and we're bringing them home to SWAT."
Washington Post Reporter: "Your brother mentioned this Anzac Cup...."
Phantam Fairtex: "Ah yes The Anzac Cup one of the premiere tag team tournaments of all times. Like my brother says it's not The Anzac Cup without Team Fairtex and we plan on being in the tournament. Teams from all over the XHF are invited and yes that includes you Bastards since we knw you think it's going to be just another souvenir. However, we're focused on one thing and that's our unification match and the better team is going to win and Team Fairtex will be that tag team.
Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day."
(The room is abuzz as Phantam leaves and the scene slowly fades to black.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Welcome to this separate news conference and yes it's my intention to make an opening statement......"
(The reporters react as Phantam holds his hands up again.)
Phantam Fairtex: "I would like to acknowledge Wrestle: UK's fans warm welcome and the fact that these fans are some of the best fans in the world. Believe me your futbol fans are the greatest as well as America's Philadelphia sports fans.....but let me say though your fans are much better behaved. However, this isn't just about the ringside fans in this show. This is about something even more important that these wonderful fans are anticipating. I'm talking about the most highly anticipated World Tag Team to determine the first ever unified Championship Tag Team Match matching the two most powerful teams of all time NPW's The Bastards facing off against SWAT's Team Fairtex to determine who is truly the best tag team of all times."
(The reporters shout out questions and Phantam points to a reporter.)
London Times Reporter: "Rob Riot said that The Bastards always win gold wherever they travel and dominate their opponents."
Phantam Fairtex: "You know that's interesting since Rob Riot as never and I mean never squared off against the most dominant group in wrestling. Does anyone remember The Warhammer Corp......"
London Times Reporter: "Who or what was The Warhammer Corp."
(Phantam looks at him astonished.)
Phantam Fairtex: "You never even heard of them and you call yourself a reporter. My good man in the nineties they dominated Hardkore World no matter which division and their main monster was Tarrasque whom we respect since he literally and I mean literally ate fresh meat."
Daily Mirror Reporter: "Didn't your father feud with The Warhammer Corp."
Phantam Fairtex: "As did we but this is just a simple comparison. However, getting back to this match in this year in Wrestle: UK we plan on doing the impossible and that is winning the title unification match to determine the first ever World Tag Team Championships. Our father once gave us great advice and that is you have to earn your victories and your championships. That's exactly what we plan on doing and we always set out to do what we vow to accomplish."
New York Times Reporter: "Your time in the Trendkiller Syndicate was nothing short of questionable."
(Phantam smiles and laughs.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah that jerk only asked us to join him to save his worthless ass but we're grateful he got rid of us and that promotion folded without Team Fairtex. Yeah Rob everywhere we went promotions folded because some idiot decided they didn't need Team Fairtex anymore. Luckily the XHF and SWAT needed tag teams and here we are. We never forgot where we came from and were always loyal and true to our promotion. Now we'll be stepping through those ropes in a matter of time to unify those tag team championships and prove who is truly the best tag team."
New York Post Reporter: "What do you think of the insults that Rob Riot said about you."
Phantam makes a talking puppet gesture.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah let him talk tough and act tough just to get attention just to show what he's done and this and that but let me say this. It's what happens in the ring that counts and we aren't just talking about collecting championships as if they were just baubles as he so eloquently called them. We do what we set out to do as we said and we accomplish what we set out to do. It's like I said it's in the ring that counts and if Rob Riot and his Bastards teammate wants to talk through his ass. Well that's his right since the British just love to bluster on and on and we'll see if The Bastards are really that good. We'll see who is the better team once and for all."
Washington Post Reporter: "You are the underdogs going into this match. You plan on beating the odds and upsetting The Bastards."
Phantam Fairtex: "The odds have always been against Team Fairtex but we always beat the odds and those odds makers will be asking themselves who is better The Bastards or Team Fairtex. Now we're not saying we're going to win and we're not going to say we're going to lose. What we're saying is that there's going to be explosions and fireworks the likes that London has never seen. It's going to be a fight. It's going to be a war but when the final bell sounds and the referee holds the victors hands up and the ring announcer announces the winner. It's going to be the best team winning and that team is Team Fairtex. The first ever unified world tag team champions and we're bringing them home to SWAT."
Washington Post Reporter: "Your brother mentioned this Anzac Cup...."
Phantam Fairtex: "Ah yes The Anzac Cup one of the premiere tag team tournaments of all times. Like my brother says it's not The Anzac Cup without Team Fairtex and we plan on being in the tournament. Teams from all over the XHF are invited and yes that includes you Bastards since we knw you think it's going to be just another souvenir. However, we're focused on one thing and that's our unification match and the better team is going to win and Team Fairtex will be that tag team.
Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day."
(The room is abuzz as Phantam leaves and the scene slowly fades to black.)