Post by edwarddubin0604 on Apr 28, 2022 20:16:54 GMT -5
(Team Fairtex look like they are listening on someone's conversation reacting in a mocking sort of way as they continue to pretend to listen and looking shocked not seeing the camera. When they do they pretend to be shocked that the camera caught them.)
Tong Fairtex: "Oh brother Phantam they caught us listening in on someone's conversation."
Phantam Fairtex: "Damn it brother Tong we're in big trouble with this promotion's officials."
Tong Fairtex: "What do we do?"
Phantam Fairtex: "We kick someone's asses for reporting it."
(They grow serious.)
Tong Fairtex: "Seriously did we just hear The Bastards hurl their pathetic insults again."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah it seems that's the only thing these guys are best at while stealing championships everywhere they go."
(They shake their heads sighing.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know what brother Phantam."
Phantam Fairtex: "I know what you are going to say brother Tong."
Tong Fairtex: "We know The Bastards are just making excuses as is their usual Modis Operandi but we see through them quite a bit."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now you two whine and complain about us holding separate news conference that makes your buddy Windsor hurl up his lunch. Yeah don't blame to on the fact your mate hurled because he snuck onto the set of Hell's Kitchen and ate one of the eliminated contestants badly cooked food at dinner service."
(They smile as they look at each other.)
Tong Fairtex: "Oh and you wanted to see us together Riot and here we are. What's your excuses.....Oh wait Riot you have no excuses for us being in the same promo now."
Phantam Fairtex: "All you have is more insults and immature comments to....Oh pardon the pun.....to hurl at us. Yeah and you'll make even more excuses just to justify yourselves. Hey at least we can explain why we were at separate news conferences."
Tong Fairtex: "Now there's something called a promotional tour. You ever heard of that Bastards. We thought not. You probably never realized that you had one because you throw it away. We never saw you at any joint press conferences during the build up of this event. So we just chalked it up to you and Fowler going to the bathroom due to being drunk and having bad cases of mouth diarrhea."
(They shake their heads.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Poor Bastards. You try to get into our heads by taking cheap shots at our father. Yeah go back in time in some cheap looking Delorian that some doofus professor invented and try to kick our father's ass. Yeah go ahead and try and you'll be a bloodied mess since you've landed in Hardkore World thirty years ago."
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah GCW and RSW is where you can brag about how great you are and how you won your souvenirs you call championships. If you guys are so great why did you lose them....Oh wait you probably wrestled better opponents and they kicked your asses and you probably made excuses."
Phantam Fairtex: "Isn't that typical Bastards. At least we make no excuses if we lose and we recover and we do something called work harder which is something you probably never did in your entire careers. We don't believe in slacking off on our training and preparations."
Tong Fairtex: "Now to our preparations for our tag team unification match. We know the ramifications and we know the pressure that's building and the significance of putting our SWAT World Tag team Championships on the line as you're putting your NPW World Tag Team Championships. We're used to it and we handle the pressure win, lose or draw doesn't matter to us. We make no excuses."
Phantam Fairtex: "Unlike you who would probably go to every bar and pub and drink your sorrows making excuses while blustering like typical Brits. Yeah put down SWAT and hurl more insults at this proud promotion since it's only one of the more established areas in the XHF. In fact Hardkore World is the oldest of the XHF promotions. So go ahead and try putting them down and you'll find that anyone of those members on the roster would kick your asses all over the place."
Tong Fairtex: "So please keep hurling those insults and continue to fail in getting into our heads. That's all you seem to be able to do and this time you're going to fail big time."
Phantam Fairtex: "So when it comes time for the ring introductions and when we step through the ropes and more introductions are made. That's when all the talking and all they hype for the match comes to an end and the true battle begins for the unified tag team championships. One team is going to be standing and one team will have their hands raised after the victory and most of all shall be the undisputed world tag team champions."
Tong Fairtex: "Now you mock our underdog status because you act like we can't win.....Newsflash Bastards that's what everyone says about underdogs in all sports and professional wrestling is no exception to the rule. There were plenty of them in professional wrestling and we know you lost to people you thought were easy to beat. So go ahead and prove us right or prove us wrong. See what happens when the odds makers knock you on your asses. We can't wait to see what happens next."
Phantam Fairtex: "So until then see you in the ring."
Tong Fairtex: "We accept no excuses if you fail to show up. Let's go bro."
Phantam Fairtex: "Right with you bro."
(They high five and leave as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Tong Fairtex: "Oh brother Phantam they caught us listening in on someone's conversation."
Phantam Fairtex: "Damn it brother Tong we're in big trouble with this promotion's officials."
Tong Fairtex: "What do we do?"
Phantam Fairtex: "We kick someone's asses for reporting it."
(They grow serious.)
Tong Fairtex: "Seriously did we just hear The Bastards hurl their pathetic insults again."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah it seems that's the only thing these guys are best at while stealing championships everywhere they go."
(They shake their heads sighing.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know what brother Phantam."
Phantam Fairtex: "I know what you are going to say brother Tong."
Tong Fairtex: "We know The Bastards are just making excuses as is their usual Modis Operandi but we see through them quite a bit."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now you two whine and complain about us holding separate news conference that makes your buddy Windsor hurl up his lunch. Yeah don't blame to on the fact your mate hurled because he snuck onto the set of Hell's Kitchen and ate one of the eliminated contestants badly cooked food at dinner service."
(They smile as they look at each other.)
Tong Fairtex: "Oh and you wanted to see us together Riot and here we are. What's your excuses.....Oh wait Riot you have no excuses for us being in the same promo now."
Phantam Fairtex: "All you have is more insults and immature comments to....Oh pardon the pun.....to hurl at us. Yeah and you'll make even more excuses just to justify yourselves. Hey at least we can explain why we were at separate news conferences."
Tong Fairtex: "Now there's something called a promotional tour. You ever heard of that Bastards. We thought not. You probably never realized that you had one because you throw it away. We never saw you at any joint press conferences during the build up of this event. So we just chalked it up to you and Fowler going to the bathroom due to being drunk and having bad cases of mouth diarrhea."
(They shake their heads.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Poor Bastards. You try to get into our heads by taking cheap shots at our father. Yeah go back in time in some cheap looking Delorian that some doofus professor invented and try to kick our father's ass. Yeah go ahead and try and you'll be a bloodied mess since you've landed in Hardkore World thirty years ago."
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah GCW and RSW is where you can brag about how great you are and how you won your souvenirs you call championships. If you guys are so great why did you lose them....Oh wait you probably wrestled better opponents and they kicked your asses and you probably made excuses."
Phantam Fairtex: "Isn't that typical Bastards. At least we make no excuses if we lose and we recover and we do something called work harder which is something you probably never did in your entire careers. We don't believe in slacking off on our training and preparations."
Tong Fairtex: "Now to our preparations for our tag team unification match. We know the ramifications and we know the pressure that's building and the significance of putting our SWAT World Tag team Championships on the line as you're putting your NPW World Tag Team Championships. We're used to it and we handle the pressure win, lose or draw doesn't matter to us. We make no excuses."
Phantam Fairtex: "Unlike you who would probably go to every bar and pub and drink your sorrows making excuses while blustering like typical Brits. Yeah put down SWAT and hurl more insults at this proud promotion since it's only one of the more established areas in the XHF. In fact Hardkore World is the oldest of the XHF promotions. So go ahead and try putting them down and you'll find that anyone of those members on the roster would kick your asses all over the place."
Tong Fairtex: "So please keep hurling those insults and continue to fail in getting into our heads. That's all you seem to be able to do and this time you're going to fail big time."
Phantam Fairtex: "So when it comes time for the ring introductions and when we step through the ropes and more introductions are made. That's when all the talking and all they hype for the match comes to an end and the true battle begins for the unified tag team championships. One team is going to be standing and one team will have their hands raised after the victory and most of all shall be the undisputed world tag team champions."
Tong Fairtex: "Now you mock our underdog status because you act like we can't win.....Newsflash Bastards that's what everyone says about underdogs in all sports and professional wrestling is no exception to the rule. There were plenty of them in professional wrestling and we know you lost to people you thought were easy to beat. So go ahead and prove us right or prove us wrong. See what happens when the odds makers knock you on your asses. We can't wait to see what happens next."
Phantam Fairtex: "So until then see you in the ring."
Tong Fairtex: "We accept no excuses if you fail to show up. Let's go bro."
Phantam Fairtex: "Right with you bro."
(They high five and leave as the scene slowly fades to black.)