J-ROK Jam Sessions Ep. 14 "The Dark Side of the Moon"

[Dylan]

J-ROK Saturday Jam Sessions Ep.14 "The Dark Side Of The Moon"
At Kimiidera Athletic Stadium In Wakayama, Wakayama, Japan
April 30th, 2022

The show opens with lots of fireworks and the intro to Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of The Moon" plays as we pan around the arena. We settle on the announce team, masked and ready for the show!

MUSHI: "(Welcome one and all to Saturday Jam Sessions! We're a week removed from the XHF Rumble, and sad to say none of our boys and girls in J-RoK brought home the gold.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Not only that but our former Super Duos Champs, the New Age Killers, lost us the XHF Tag Team Championships! To Death Trap of all people!)"

MUSHI: "(But regardless, it's the last Saturday of the month which means it's out time to shine! We kick things off with a big boot camp death match to start the show. Haley Grimes begins her second Trial of Black to earn another shot at facing Dylan Black for the Visual Kai Championship! Then we get a taste of some hot hot trios action!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Starting off we get TEMERARIO, Florida Man and Brendan Harding facing off against El Unico Demonio, El Combatiente, and the BIG BAD WOLF! All of these guys fought hard at our last pay per view and they're hot and ready to tussle tonight! Following that we get Heroes for Hire fighting UZUMAKI! A can't miss match!)"

MUSHI: "(Then we have a multi-man tag match to follow up! Fukushima Zombie and Anna Daniels of Death Startling, Momoko Honda and Wolf Fang Ayame face off against Super Duos Champions Off The Wagon and Strike 2 Kill! The tags just keep on coming!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Then, E.V.E. will defend their singles titles in semi and main events! Up first Darlene Price defends the New Wave Championship against Miguel Diaz! Former YTA Champion and Professional Media Influencer! And in the main event, Dylan Black defends his Championship against Shizuku Yamamoto... IN A STEEL CAGE!)"

MUSHI: "(Dylan savagely brutalized her partner Haley just a few months back and now she's coming for revenge! All that and more... TONIGHT!)"

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Match One: Hayley Grimes' Trial of Black Match Two; Bootcamp Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Hayley Grimes Vs. Johnny Sniper

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is a Bootcamp Death Match and is part of Harley Grimes’ Five Trials of Black! Featuring first the challenger…Haley Grimes!)"

No music plays as Haley Grimes steps out from the back, but she is greeted with a standing ovation as she walks down to the ring. She makes an attempt to get into the ring through the middle ropes, but trips and falls onto her butt on the ring apron. She giggles a little and rolls into the ring under the bottom rope.

Psycho KGB: "(I don’t know how she managed to get by the Hellhounds, but there’s no way she can get by Johnny Sniper in his element.)"

MUSHI: "(I mean there’s two cots and a footlocker at the end of each cot. I don’t understand this match. Is it one fall?)"

Psycho KGB: "(I think that the wrestler, otherwise known as cadet, must make up the bed and get to attention at the end of the cot with everything in order to pass inspection from the drill sergeant that we have as referee. The loser is going to have to do like fifty down and ups.)"

MUSHI: "(What the heck is a “down and up”?)"

Psycho KGB: "(Start from a standing position, drop down, do a push up, jump up into the air for a jumping jack, and repeat.)"

MUSHI: "(That sounds crazy. I wouldn’t want to lose this match. Are there weapons?)"

Psycho KGB: "(I don’t really know what’s in the footlocker.)"

MUSHI: "(Oh. All kinds of toys could be in there.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent…Johnny Sniper!)"

Jonny Sniper by Enter Shikari begins playing as Johnny Sniper walks out from the back to polite applause. He looks around at the crowd before shrugging and making his way down to the ring. He walks by the cot and makes as if to grab at the sheet, but the ref yells at him that the bell hasn’t sounded to start the match yet. Johnny holds his hands in the air in an exaggerated way as if to say “I ain’t doing nuthin’”.

Psycho KGB: "(I think this might be the weirdest match yet. I mean they could just focus on making the bed and not fight to see who does it the fastest. I think Sniper has an advantage since he did serve.)"

MUSHI: "(Haley could have some bed making skills. You don’t know.)"

The bell sounds to start the match and both participants go right to making the cot on their own side of the ring. Haley sees that Sniper is working faster than her and she springs into action. She does a handspring flip to land feet first onto Johnny’s cot and twists to mess up the sheets and strike Johnny in the temple with an elbow strike that sends him right down to the mat. She brings her feet together and does a standing backflip to send the top sheet flying from the ring and onto the floor. Johnny Sniper lets out a growl of anger as he works on getting back to his feet. He grabs her from the bed and brings her down to the mat with a spinebuster!

Johnny stands up and watches as Haley gets to her feet. He grabs her up into a suplex position and throws her down like a high bodyslam onto her cot to further mess it up. Haley bounces up into the air and Johnny catches her by the back of the head and drops back down with her to drive her face into the mat in a move that causes blood to splatter from Haley’s face as it mushes up against the mat.

Johnny Sniper leaves Haley hanging off of her cot on the mat and rolls out of the ring to grab the top sheet for his cot. He rolls back into the ring to start making his cot when he sees Haley Grimes standing there with blood running down her face and onto her chest from her nose. She bounces off of the ropes behind her and slams into Johnny Sniper with a hip attack that knocks Johnny back into the ropes. He bounces back into Haley’s waiting arms. She does a twist with Johnny so that her back is to the ropes and an overhead belly to belly release suplex to send Johnny over the top rope and to the floor! She quickly makes her way back to her cot and starts making it. Once it’s made, she opens up the footlocker and starts organizing the stuff within it. She pulls out a sidearm and looks at it curiously before tossing it over her shoulder while Johnny Sniper is getting back into the ring.

The gun bounces off of the mat and BANG goes off! Haley spins around to see Johnny’s eyes go wide as a bullet hole is in the center of his chest and out his back, having missed everything vital in its path through the body. Still, Johnny takes a few steps backwards and falls over the top rope. Haley finishes organizing her footlocker and presents everything to the referee for inspection. He nods and signals for the bell to be sounded.

Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match…Haley Grimes!)"

EMTs quickly make their way down to the ring to get Johnny Sniper to the back (and likely to a hospital). Haley Grimes raises her arms into the air, her second of the Trials of Black accomplished.

Psycho KGB: "(When she faced the Hellhounds, she nearly killed one of them then too.)"

MUSHI: "(I know, it was shocking.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Is this how it’s going to be for the other three trials? Personally, I don’t know where you could have gone after the Hellhounds. This was almost a break match for Haley.)"

MUSHI: "(She could have easily been shot too.)"

Psycho KGB: "(I suppose that’s true.)"

MUSHI: "(Well, things are going to get cleaned up and we will get right back into the action!)"

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Match Two: J-ROK Trios Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit
TEMEMARIO, Florida Man, & Brendan Harding Vs. El Unico Demonio, El Combatiente, & Big Bad Wolf

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is a three on three tag team match! Introducing first, at a combined weight of SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX POUNDS, the team of El Combatiente, El Unico Demonio and Big Bad Wolf!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, at a combined weight of FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT POUNDS, the team of TEMERARIO, Florida Man and Brendan Harding!)"

The match would begin with some arguing on the crowd favorite's side, as Brendan Harding would have to fight to be first in the match. Opposite him was the debutant El Unico Demonio who was looking to make a statement in his first J-RoK match. Brendan would take the lead with some fast kicks all over Unico, but the second cousin twice removed of El Combatiente would capitalize off a failed high risk move from the former New Wave Champion. El Unico Demonio would slow the pace of the match down and begin to wear out the young Dr Zen with a mix of his specialty brawling and technical prowess. Some stretching holds and lethal punches to keep Zen on the mat. 

After kneeing Harding in the face and dragging him to the bad boi's corner, slapping the shoulder of his cuz El Combatiente. EC gives Harding a moment to rest before they lock up, backing each other around the ring. Harding gets a few strikes in before EC nails a strong dropkick off the ropes sending him tumbling back into his corner and into the welcoming tag of TEMERARIO! Fresh off a loss to EC at the last premium live event, TEMERARIO wastes no time getting into a slug fest with his foe. TEMERARIO and EC go back and forth, T a little more power and ferocity behind his strikes. He overwhelms EC, even coming close with a few cheeky pin attempts before they clammer each other with a double clothesline! All hope is nearly lost until they scratch and claw to their corners...

FLORIDA MAN AND BIGBY ARE BOTH TAGGED IN! BOTH HOT AND READY! They throw wild strikes at each other getting all fired up as the former XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion begins to work on the Wolf of EVE. Some wacky moves, it's really hard to explain as shit just kinda happens. The Florida Man way. Bigby begins to power up after kicking out of a neck breaker and starts on a war path just steam rolling Florida Man. But suddenly TEMERARIO and Harding fly in to double dropkick her away from FM and out of the ring. Unico and Combatiente roll in but they get knocked down, just long enough for Florida Man to rise and start directing traffic. Harding nails Unico with a ZEN DRIVER while Combatiente is flattened by a TERMERARIO PAQUETE #1! The boys stand in the middle of the ring, posing like a cool trio before the crowd cheers and Bigby gets back in the ring!

The end of the match would come with Bigby storming back into the ring and double clotheslining TEMERARIO and Brendan Harding, before turning her attention to Florida Man. He takes a wild swing at her before she grabs the fist and lifts him up in the air. CHOKEBOMB! FED RIGHT TO THE WOLVES! Florida Man gets stacked up and Bigby scores the pin!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winners of this match, El Combatiente! El Unico Demonio! And the Big Bad Wolf!)"

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Match Three: J-ROK Trios Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit
Heroes For Hire! (Takashi Shinobu, Mitsuo Shimada, & Mark Storm) Vs. UZUMAKI (Carnivore, Killa Kai, & Kira Izumi)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is a three on three tag team match! Introducing first, at a combined weight of SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY POUNDS, the team of Takashi Shinobu, Mitsuo Shimada, and Mark Storm! HEROES FOR HIRE!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, at a combined weight of SIX HUNDRED AND SEVEN POUNDS, the team of Carnivore, Killa Kai, and Kira Izumi! UZUMAKI!)"

The match between Heroes for Hire and UZUMAKI would start super fast as all teams would go right for each other, no one taking the time to strategize or decide who's the legal participant. Just straight chaos. It's a bit before the ref would separate both teams and get things legally under way, with them both getting lots of quick tags and cool offense but not one team really able to knock off the other.

The chaos would spill outside the ring for a moment before Carnivore would bring Mark Storm in the ring at the end. He tries to hit his "Face the Music" fireman's carry knee strike. He nails the move but suddenly the bell rings. He looks confused before the ref informs him and then Fumio what happened.

Fumio Daemura: "(This match has ended in a time limit draw!)"

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Match Four: J-ROK Multi Man Tag Team Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Death Startling (Fukushima Zombie & Anna Daniels), Momoko Honda & Wolf Fang Ayame Vs. Off The Wagon & Strike 2 Kill

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is a four on four tag team match! Introducing first, at a combined weight of FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE POUNDS, the team of Death Startling's Fukushima Zombie, Anna Daniels, Momoko Honda and Wolf Fang Ayame!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, at a combined weight of SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE POUNDS, the team of Strike 2 Kill and the J-RoK Super Duos Champions, Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon!)"

The action would start hot and ready, with Momoko Honda and Miles Watson of Strike 2 Kill starting the match off. Two high speed versatile kickers just relentlessly beating the crap out of each other with brutal kicks. Round and round they go trading some quick strikes between each other. Watson begins to wear down on Momoko a bit so he tags in his direct partner Liam and they begin to work together on Momoko, some solid tag team offense to wear down the bright star of J-RoK. Momoko does begin to fight them off some, but their capabilities together are nie-unmatched. Momoko matches to fight Liam off for a moment to tag Wolf Fang in, who just so happens to be quicker and faster than her Strike 2 Kill opponents. Both together are quickly over whelmed by the unmatched speed and wit of Ayame. 

Quickly Strike 2 Kill would swap out for the Super Duo Champs. Randy Angel would come in for some drunk brawling, his mastery of the Drunken Fist style just way too powerful for Ayame to handle. Anna Daniels, fresh off a time lord face swap is a bit harder for the older Angel brother to handle. Her quick strikes and quicker foresight to the future keep her just a few steps ahead of Randy, something that not even Drunken Fist can defend against. That's when he tags in the real master, Kris Quake, who brings out his classic shovel to put the young talent down. The shovel actually being a chokeslam from Quake. Quake lights up with a series of high flying moves that keep Anna down, not for the count but on the mat. Anna has to fight her way out of this and tag in her partner Fukushima. Fuku and Quake go back and forth with some crazy strikes during the second half.

The end would come as Off The Wagon would try out their patented finisher but were too sloppy and too drunk to get any sort of grip on Fukushima. She would kick Randy out of the ring and Kris Quake would be subject to a sliding german suplex, one that would bring her team to victory!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winners of this match, Momoko Honda! Wolf Fang Ayame! Anna Daniels! And Fukushima Zombie!)"

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Match Five: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; J-ROK Singles Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Miguel Diaz Vs. Darlene Price(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Jrok New Wave championship! Featuring first the challenger…Miguel Diaz!)"

“Power” by Kayne West begins playing as Miguel Diaz walks out from the back. He smiles at the mixed reaction from the crowd and makes his way toward the ring. He rolls in and leans in his corner to wait for the champion.

Psycho KGB: "(Darlene in for a fight from Miguel. He’s tough as nails.)"

MUSHI: "(Darlene is the Ambassador of Hardcore so I don’t expect her to be backing down in this match.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And his opponent, the Jrok New Wave Champion…she is “the Ambassador of Hardcore” Darlene Price!)"

"Love the way you hate me" by Rising Storm starts to play over the speakers, Darlene comes out eyeing the crowd for a second before she makes her way down to the ring, high-fiving a few random fans here and there, she circles the ring slowly as her song plays, she then steps back, runs and slides onto the ring apron on her knee, she rests her back on the top rope her arms draped over it, she sticks her tongue out to the crowd, she then throws her arms out into the crucifix pose with metal horns, slowly she raises her arms up above her head crossed, then throws them down, she then turns and leaps into the ring, tossing her jean vest off and toward her opponent. She goes to her corner and starts to stretch legs waiting for the match to start..

Psycho KGB: "(What’s the glove on Darlene’s right hand?)"

MUSHI: "(I think that’s a fireproof glove. It won’t add much to her punch, unless…)"

Psycho KGB: "(Unless what?)"

MUSHI: "(She dips it in a sticky fuel and lights it on fire. Her hand won’t burn, but it will add quite a bit to her punch.)"

Psycho KGB: "(And the referee is making her put the glove into her corner. Like that’s going to work.)"

MUSHI: "(She is putting the glove away, but yeah that doesn’t mean that it’s going to stay there.)"

As the bell rings to start the match, Miguel walks over and picks up Darlene’s jacket that she tossed in his direction. He smiles at her as he tosses it into the waiting crowd. Darlene’s jaw hangs open for a second at the audacity of the man, but then she smiles a predatory smile.

Psycho KGB: "(Oh man. I think Miguel is gonna get it.)"

MUSHI: "(Get what?)"

Psycho KGB: "(It. All of the violence that Darlene can muster.)"

MUSHI: "(Oh. Right on.)"

Darlene casually walks up to Miguel and punches him in the side of the head. He fires back, knocking her in the side of the head. This prompts a fast exchange of punches that are sometimes blocked, but often hit their mark. Darlene rears a fist back and punches Miguel hard enough to send him to the mat. She goes right to the ropes and comes back as Miguel gets back to his feet for a drop kick that sends him right back to the mat.

Before Miguel can move from the spot on the mat, Darlene does a standing moonsault and goes for the cover.

One

Tw-Miguel kicks out!

Darlene steps back as Miguel gets back to his feet. She sails through the air from a standing position to go for a hurricanrana, but Miguel holds onto her and doesn’t fall. He takes a couple of steadying steps and power bombs her to the mat!

Miguel pulls Darlene up to her feet and applies an armbar, however he does it too close to the ropes and she gets a hand on the top rope for the ref to force a break. Miguel sidesteps the ref as he breaks the hold and hits a roundhouse kick to the back of Darlene’s head to send her over the ropes to the concrete floor!

Psycho KGB: "(That was a brutal kick!)"

MUSHI: "(Miguel is a hardened criminal. It should come as no surprise that he hits hard.)"

Miguel rolls out of the ring and grabs Darlene by the back of the head. He runs with her until he sends her face first into the ring post! Darlene crumples to the floor. Miguel rolls back into the ring as Darlene starts to get back to her feet, blood trickling down from her forehead and across her face. She licks her lips, tasting the blood, and grins even wider.

Darlene rolls into the ring where she is set upon by kicks and stomps from Miguel. He pulls her up and gets ready to whip her to the ropes, but she drops into a crouch and punches him in the right kneecap! This takes the leg out from under Miguel and he goes crashing to the mat. Darlene grabs Miguel by the hair on the back of the head and lunges in to sink her teeth into his forehead!

The referee trees to get Darlene off of him, but has to resort to a five count to do so. Darlene releases at the four count and spits blood into Miguel’s eyes.

Psycho KGB: "(Did Darlene just spit Miguel’s blood back into his eyes?)"

MUSHI: "(She sure did. Groady.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Groady?)"

MUSHI: "(Another way to say gross.)"

Miguel wipes at his eyes and Darlene hits several knee strikes before whipping him into the ropes. On the way back, she jumps into the air. Hurricanrana driver! She goes for the pinfall.

One

Two

Th-Miguel kicks out!

Darlene goes into the corner and waits for Miguel to get up and then runs at Miguel and hits a leaping cutter!

Psycho KGB: "(RU486! This could be it!)"

MUSHI: "(Likely.)"

Darlene goes for the pinfall!

One

Two

Three

Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match and STILL Jrok New Wave Champion…”the Ambassador of Hardcore” Darlene Price!)"

Now, Darlene rolls out of the ring and reaches under it, placing a steel bucket onto the ring apron. She rolls into the ring and puts her glove back on and dips it into the bucket where a gel like substance sticks to the fist. She lights this on fire as Miguel slowly gets to his feet.

Miguel’s eyes go wide as Darlene comes for him, swinging the flaming fist. He drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring while Darlene goes to the ropes and cackles madly, waving at him with the burning fist. Miguel shakes his head and heads toward the back.

Darlene Price stands in the middle of the ring and holds her burning fist over her head as the crowd cheers.

Psycho KGB: "(Darlene is crazy.)"

MUSHI: "(There’s no doubting that.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Well, we’re going to try to get her out of the ring before she burns the arena down.)"

MUSHI: "(We’ll be back after this break.)"

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Main Event: J-ROK Visual Kai Championship Match; Cage Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Shizuku Yamamoto Vs. Dylan Black(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. It is a steel cage match for the J-RoK Visual Kai Championship)"

The crowd roars in approval.

愛こそはね　目に見えない幻想
愛あるなら　全て曝け出して
愛してると　胸に刻み込んで
捧げる
never ever

"Choose Me" plays into the arena as a Japanese brunette appears on stage. She merely glances towards the crowd tonight before nodding, and she begins to head down the ramp way.

Fumio Daemura: "(Fighting out of the blue corner. SHE STANDS AT FIVE FEET ONE INCH TALL AND WEIGHED IN THIS EVENING AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO POUNDS, THE MASTER TACTICIAN OF SKY FORCE. SHIIIIIIIIIZUKU YAAMAAAAMOOOOOOTO!)"

By the time she's been announced she rolls under the bottom rope, climb up the furthest corner away and stands one foot on the middle turnbuckle and the other on the top turnbuckle. Shizuku has her left fist out towards the crowd and her right on her left breast.

MUSHI: "(A lot riding on this match here. Remember, Dylan brutally maimed Shizuku's partner Haley back at Raison D'etre 2 last year and, while making a healthy recovery SKY Force have taken the liberty to declare war on Dylan and E.V.E.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Yeah. For Shizuku this match means a whole lot. Revenge. Closure. A world title win. For Dylan, it's just another match. Just a paycheck. He doesn't give a damn about any of this.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent... oh, not you.)"

The crowd boos as we pan to see Antonio Katō waddling down the aisle. Fumio just rolls her eyes and drops the mic on the ground, exiting the ring on one side as Antonio enters from the other. He picks up the mic, all smiles as the lights dim.

“A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-ELLLLLL!"

The lights flash green as the riffs to Reid Henry’s hit new single hits the PA system, uplifting and electric! The curtains between the wrestling world and gorilla open up and Dylan pushes his way through them! He pauses, posing for the crowd before strolling down the ramp ever so casually.

Antonio Kato: Fighting out of the red corner. HE STANDS TONIGHT AT 6 FEET 3 INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHED IN AND TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN POUNDS. THE REIGNING J-ROK VISUAL KAI CHAMPION, DYLAAAAAAAAAAAAN BLAAAAAAAAACK!

Dylan rolls under the bottom ropes and waves his hand in the ring, creating a small lightning arc! He gestures in the boos from those in attendance and just gives off the biggest smirk before he slinks into his corner as Antonio lifts up the J-RoK Visual Kai and XHF Hardcore Championships.

Psycho KGB: "(No respect to Fumio or to those who work here. Just hiring his own crews, announcers and belt makers just to spite Kira. Are we on the chopping block next?)"

MUSHI: "(No chance in hell am I giving my seat up for any douche that guy tries to hire.)"

The cage lowers as Antonio rolls out of the ring. Dylan just grins and waves at Shizuku while she stares daggers, no, swords into the man who injured Haley. 

DING DING! DING DING!

And right out of the gate, Shizuku pounces on the champion, backing him into the corner with ferocious lefts and rights that leave him absolutely staggered. She backs him into a corner but almost immediately he drives a knee up and into her gut, lifting her and knocking her back onto the floor. Yamamoto pushes herself up and gets rocked with a big punch from Dylan, staggering her back into the ropes. She bounces back with a low dropkick that takes out the knees, before dropping an elbow onto the back of his neck. She then pulls his arm back and locks in a cross face on the mat! 

MUSHI: "(Reminder folks, there are no submissions, no pinfalls in this match. The only way to win is to escape the cage!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Shizuku knows that, MUSHI. Don't you understand her strategy? She's trying to torture Dylan!)"

Dylan roars on the mat, but he has no arm to assist his escape. Flat on his stomach. No leverage. He tries to roll over and out of the hold, but Yamamoto has him flat and immobile. He then gets an idea, and rolls into the hold, throwing her off a bit. It goes unnoticed by Shizuku that Dylan has grabbed the steel cage and is charging up an attack. He rolls back over, using the momentum to pull his arm back and into Yamamoto and ZAP! Shocks the life out of her! Yamamoto collapses on the mat in a heap, her hair frizzly like Einstein's as Dylan rolls onto his knees, panting and holding his face. He pushes himself to his feet, holding the ropes to steady himself before he stumbles forward, punting Yamamoto in the ribcage! 

The champ follows through with some stomps to the midsection of his challenger, before a metallic elbow is dropped on the small of her spine. Shizuku rolls away, rolling under the ropes and pulling herself up before realizing the predicament she's put herself in. Dylan dropkicks her into the cage, bouncing her between the cage wall and the ropes. He tees off on her head a few times before pulling her under the top rope and hanging her up for a middle rope DDT! But Yamamoto kicks off the cage and shoulder blocks Dylan in the gut! He tumbles back and rolls into a seated position, before Yamamoto enzugiris him! He falls back on the mat before she grabs his arm and rolls over, lifting him onto her shoulders for a death valley driver into the steel wall! The whole wall shakes as Dylan crumbles neck first on the ground! 

Psycho KGB: "(Good god, did you see the impact on that?)"

MUSHI: "(Yes! So violent, so painful! I loves it! I needs more!)"

Yamamoto begins to unleash a series of devastating kicks on Dylan, absolutely belting him around the ring. Lethal strikes leaving him a pulp on the mat. She brings Dylan to his knees and runs the ropes, leveling him with a flying double axe handle! On the ground, she rolls him into position and locks in her straightjacket anaconda vice! Just intent on torturing Dylan! No tap outs means no escaping for Dylan! He tries to wiggle out of this but man, it's really hard to escape submissions with just one arm. He tries to stand up but Shizuku hangs off him like a backpack. He tries to run backwards into the cage but that only tweaks his arm more and Yamamoto's dead weight topples him over! 

Dylan manages to push Yamamoto off of him, but Shizuku is... er, not quick, but not super slow to crawl over and begin slugging punches into his skull. Bam! Bam! Lefts and rights by the challenger as she intends to not just take Dylan's title but take his pride, his arm, his livelihood from him too! Stretching him out, punishing him with a few more transitional submission holds. She follows up with some stomps to the exposed back of Dylan's head, stomping and shouting. She's angry, getting fired up. She lifts him up and runs the ropes. CLOTHESLINE! NO! DYLAN HITS HER WITH AN ARM DRAG AND WHEN SHE GETS BACK UP, DYLAN PLANTS HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER! He stretches his neck and rolls his shoulder before lifting her up and palming her in the face! Her nose begins to drip blood a bit before she's picked up and flapjack'd on the mat! Suddenly boos begin to pour in from the crowd as a figure runs down the ramp and the cameras pan to see:

MUSHI: "(THERE'S DARLENE PRICE!)"

Dar scales up most of the cage wall as security floods beneath her. She quickly unsheathes something from a rope around her waist. - Dylan's signature bat Blacklight! She drops it down to Dylan before turning herself and jumping with a splash onto security beneath her! Dylan meanwhile catches the bat and turns to Shizuku mouthing off at her. The cameras can catch him shouting "YOU WANTED A WAR? YOU'RE GONNA SUFFER AT MY HAND" before he rears back...

AND HALEY GRIMES COMES OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH A DROPKICK TO DYLAN!

Psycho KGB: "(THE EQUALIZER! HALEY TURNS THE FAVOR FOR SKY FORCE!)"

By this point security forces the cage door open and storms the ring, grabbing Haley and dragging her out of the ring, bringing her and Dar up the ramp kicking and screaming. Someone takes the bat out and they lock the door as Dylan and Shizuku are slowly beginning to regain consciousness. They get to their feet and begin to trade blows. WOO! BOO! WOO! BOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! Shizuku backs Dylan into a corner and lays in with punches and chops, lighting his chest up like a Christmas tree!  Shizuku runs to the opposite rope, and comes back. UPPERCUT! Dylan is stunned! She runs back to the corner. And back to Dylan. CLOTHESLINE! DYLAN TURNS HER INSIDE OUT! YAMAMOTO FLOPS TO THE MAT AND DYLAN COLLAPSES INTO A CORNER, HOLDING ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH DEAR LIFE. HE PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS AROUND WITH WILD EYES, BEFORE CHARGING SHIZUKU AND CURBSTOMPING HER ONTO THE MAT! 

MUSHI: "(These two are not letting up!)"

Psycho KGB: "(It's more than the title on the line MUSHI, and these two will do any and everything to make a point!)"

Dylan drags himself to the door and begins to beg the referee on standby to open it and let him out. The ref takes his sweet ass time with this but finally the cage door is open. Dylan begins to crawl for it but then Shizuku has his by the leg, the human one, and holds him in an ankle lock! Dylan cries out and tries to grab the ropes, the door, anything to escape. He does end up meeting the door... with his face... as Rin Kubo now runs by and dropkicks it into his face! The door crashes into Dylan and he slumps on the mat as Shizuku dusts her hands off and walks over him to the door... to see a smiling wolf on the other side! BBW has blasted Rin and stands in front of the door, holding it shut and grinning while Yamamoto gulps. She steps back and begins a trek up the cage. BBW begins to move to that side and shake the cell wall, to distract Yamamoto.

This distracts her long enough for Dylan to grab her by the ankle, shaking the cobwebs and pulling her down. Shizuku tries to kick Dylan away but kicking at him proves to be her downfall. She gets pulled off the cell wall and lands on Dylan's shoulders, before being dropped on her head! RAGNARÖK! SHIZUKU IS FOLDED OVER AND DYLAN COLLAPSES OVER HER! The referee opens the door and Dylan crawls his way out the door while Antonio retrieves the J-RoK Visual Kai Championship. Dylan pulls himself to his feet while standing on the steps, and goes down step by step... on the last step he turns back to Shizuku and spits at her before hopping onto the floor! He has escaped! Dylan retains!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match and still J-RoK Visual Kai Champion, Dylan Black!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Oh man. Dylan once again retains the title, but not without some cruel form of shenanigans.)"

MUSHI: "(Look I hate him as much as the next person but SKY Force did come out to help Shizuku too. Like it or not they were pretty evenly matched.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Regardless, we've run out of time tonight. Thanks for tuning in to Saturday Jam Sessions, and we'll see you all next month!)"