Short and bitter. Not sweet.
May 2, 2022 22:08:52 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Curtis D. Kanyon, and 3 more like this
Post by Deleted on May 2, 2022 22:08:52 GMT -5
Come to see the lovely bearded mug of Brad Kane as he sits outside at his son's Seattle home. Babysitting duty as his son is at the hospital with his wife having a kid. Anyways, Brad smirks as he looks out into the vast amount of Seattle's skyline. Also the ocean. Oceans are pretty cool. The short tenured Fireside wrestler walks around with a finger over his lips. He wasn't sure what to say.
"You know, I'll be completely honest. Surprised I got put on this last Fireside show. I wasn't here for more than a cup of coffee and I have zero emotional attachment to it. This company was like a long fling that didn't work out in the end because sometimes it just doesn't work. We've all been in those shoes before. And I'm okay with it."
Kane stops for a moment and takes a drink from a coffee mug.
"Nearly asked to not be on this show as I don't really deserve to be on it. Then I saw something interesting. It wasn't anyone I was teaming with. It was who was on the other team. That son of a bitch. That godless son of a bitch...
Spike.
I don't give a singular fuck about anyone else in this match. My team. Other team. A grand farewell to Fireside. None of it means a damn thing to me but having a chance to get my hands on Spike."
Another sip. Looks like hot cocoa.
"Why should I care about helping someone stay a champion when this is the last hurrah for Fireside? That's not me being selfish, it's just an honest question. Why in the hell should I want to help Death Trap, who is on the same team as I, win a match. Old grudges never die. Hat wearin' ass son of a bitch.
I mean, how can we expect to see Steve Awesome wrestle in this match? He got stabbed more than a Scream movie.
So all I care about is punching Spike right in his face. Is that so wrong to want? To punch him in the face repeatedly until he's bleeding. I'll show him the respect he deserves when I kick his head into the fifth fucking row.
Also wouldn't mind a shot at that robotic armed shit bird Dylan Black for stealing my chance to toss Spike out of the Rumble. Also Evan Valentine can get his head kicked the hell off."
Head kicks for all, apparently.
"Long story short?
Spike Kane can suck eggs."
And that's all folks.
"You know, I'll be completely honest. Surprised I got put on this last Fireside show. I wasn't here for more than a cup of coffee and I have zero emotional attachment to it. This company was like a long fling that didn't work out in the end because sometimes it just doesn't work. We've all been in those shoes before. And I'm okay with it."
Kane stops for a moment and takes a drink from a coffee mug.
"Nearly asked to not be on this show as I don't really deserve to be on it. Then I saw something interesting. It wasn't anyone I was teaming with. It was who was on the other team. That son of a bitch. That godless son of a bitch...
Spike.
I don't give a singular fuck about anyone else in this match. My team. Other team. A grand farewell to Fireside. None of it means a damn thing to me but having a chance to get my hands on Spike."
Another sip. Looks like hot cocoa.
"Why should I care about helping someone stay a champion when this is the last hurrah for Fireside? That's not me being selfish, it's just an honest question. Why in the hell should I want to help Death Trap, who is on the same team as I, win a match. Old grudges never die. Hat wearin' ass son of a bitch.
I mean, how can we expect to see Steve Awesome wrestle in this match? He got stabbed more than a Scream movie.
So all I care about is punching Spike right in his face. Is that so wrong to want? To punch him in the face repeatedly until he's bleeding. I'll show him the respect he deserves when I kick his head into the fifth fucking row.
Also wouldn't mind a shot at that robotic armed shit bird Dylan Black for stealing my chance to toss Spike out of the Rumble. Also Evan Valentine can get his head kicked the hell off."
Head kicks for all, apparently.
"Long story short?
Spike Kane can suck eggs."
And that's all folks.