Post by 'Mr. Amazing' Stefan McCain on May 13, 2022 17:44:43 GMT -5
It twas the night before IPW Adrenaline Episode Three where Stefan McCain takes on 'The Butcher' JUDITH. Both were placed in a tag match as teammates until JUDITH attacked Stefan because of a name he called her. The next show after that, Stefan bravely challenged JUDITH to a match for this upcoming episode. We live from Kilkenny, Ireland, the home of 'Mr. Amazing' as we're brought inside of a building where the floor has a pentagram and smoke starts filling the room. All seems dark and evil until someone starts to cough.
"TURN THE FECKING FOG MACHINE OFF! AHHHG PFFT PFFT UGH!"
The fog slowly disburses as Stefan McCain walks through the smoke, waving his arms and coughing.
"Christ. Alright, am I near the pentagon?"
"It's called pentagram."
"Shut up. Stand there and record. And…… action!
Hello JUDITH. Lovely to see you after what transpired. You know it's absolutely funny to me that you claim to be this Murder Monster but are sensitive enough to being called MOMMY! Is your ego that fragile? Jee, I'm sorry that I find you attractive when you want to look scary. And you think the blood you get from Walmart scares me. Please, I've had these disgusting American fans send me used panties as gifts and knowing American females, there's bound to be AIDS or Crabs or something in there. That's more terrifying than what you bring.
Maybe I can turn you around and start the beginning of a beautiful friendship, but that means I got to beat you first. And to do that, I shall start at your own game. Now this pentagr-"
Suddenly, a loud commotion comes from behind the camera as something is knocked over and the pentagram goes away. Stefan stands there, his face in his palm.
"One job. You had one BLOODY JOB! YOUR PARENTS SHOULD OF DID ANAL SEX TO PREVENT YOU FROM BEING BORN!
ANYWAY! JUDITH, this underlying problem you have will be your downfall. Your downfall comes in Dublin, Ireland as many of smart wrestling fans will surround you with the one word you hate the most:
"Mommy. Mommy. MOMMY. MOMMY."
HAHAHA! And to see your downfall will be like watching the 76ers in the playoff, fall flat on their ass and lose.
But like I said, hopefully afterwards you can find it in your heart to forgive me JUDITH because I do want to be your friend, even though at times you probably want to eat my heart rather than listen to it, but trust me, you wouldn't regret it.
As for the walking failed labor stick Ricky Gunn. You talked shit about me on Twitter and that was a bad move. Keep it up, and I'll beat you with the one thing your mother should have used."
From behind the camera, Stefan is tossed something. He holds it up to camera view and reveals it's a coat hanger. He drops it and continues his promo.
"JUDITH, I hope you take me way too much as a joke, because this little boy loves being a surprise and doesn't mind surprising mom- NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
Mommy? I'm sorry. Mommy? I’m sorry. Mommy- sorry. Murder Mommy? Sorry. Im sorry Haddonfield Dommy Mommy- fuck sorry. "Mommy? Sorry. Murder Mommy? Sorry. Dommy Mommy? Sorry. Can I lick your boots? SORRY!"
See you May 15th Momm- JUD-"
The feed cuts out and ends the video.
"TURN THE FECKING FOG MACHINE OFF! AHHHG PFFT PFFT UGH!"
The fog slowly disburses as Stefan McCain walks through the smoke, waving his arms and coughing.
"Christ. Alright, am I near the pentagon?"
"It's called pentagram."
"Shut up. Stand there and record. And…… action!
Hello JUDITH. Lovely to see you after what transpired. You know it's absolutely funny to me that you claim to be this Murder Monster but are sensitive enough to being called MOMMY! Is your ego that fragile? Jee, I'm sorry that I find you attractive when you want to look scary. And you think the blood you get from Walmart scares me. Please, I've had these disgusting American fans send me used panties as gifts and knowing American females, there's bound to be AIDS or Crabs or something in there. That's more terrifying than what you bring.
Maybe I can turn you around and start the beginning of a beautiful friendship, but that means I got to beat you first. And to do that, I shall start at your own game. Now this pentagr-"
Suddenly, a loud commotion comes from behind the camera as something is knocked over and the pentagram goes away. Stefan stands there, his face in his palm.
"One job. You had one BLOODY JOB! YOUR PARENTS SHOULD OF DID ANAL SEX TO PREVENT YOU FROM BEING BORN!
ANYWAY! JUDITH, this underlying problem you have will be your downfall. Your downfall comes in Dublin, Ireland as many of smart wrestling fans will surround you with the one word you hate the most:
"Mommy. Mommy. MOMMY. MOMMY."
HAHAHA! And to see your downfall will be like watching the 76ers in the playoff, fall flat on their ass and lose.
But like I said, hopefully afterwards you can find it in your heart to forgive me JUDITH because I do want to be your friend, even though at times you probably want to eat my heart rather than listen to it, but trust me, you wouldn't regret it.
As for the walking failed labor stick Ricky Gunn. You talked shit about me on Twitter and that was a bad move. Keep it up, and I'll beat you with the one thing your mother should have used."
From behind the camera, Stefan is tossed something. He holds it up to camera view and reveals it's a coat hanger. He drops it and continues his promo.
"JUDITH, I hope you take me way too much as a joke, because this little boy loves being a surprise and doesn't mind surprising mom- NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
Mommy? I'm sorry. Mommy? I’m sorry. Mommy- sorry. Murder Mommy? Sorry. Im sorry Haddonfield Dommy Mommy- fuck sorry. "Mommy? Sorry. Murder Mommy? Sorry. Dommy Mommy? Sorry. Can I lick your boots? SORRY!"
See you May 15th Momm- JUD-"
The feed cuts out and ends the video.