Mueller Returns & the GFC Brawl for All Tournament Declared
Jun 19, 2022 21:19:01 GMT -5
Venom 🕷, Kira Izumi, and 1 more like this
Post by jamesmueller on Jun 19, 2022 21:19:01 GMT -5
The phone rings… Magnus, sitting at his desk in the GUNS Stadium offices, picks it up.
Magnus: Yes? Hello? Who is this? …. I have a secretary? … What the hell is an administrative assistant? … I said secretary! … Why are you calling? … Oh, oh my god yes, please, send him in!
Magnus hangs up the phone and right as it clicks, a car crashes through the wall and parks right in front of his desk. The driver side door opens and it’s James Mueller. Slightly drunk, slightly gross, but he’s here for the first time since the Borgs were vanquished or whatever.
Magnus: James!
James: Magnus, pal.
James reaches out to extend a handshake but then remembers that Magnus lost his arm the last season James’ was here…
James: Oh… oh sorry..
Magnus extends out his new cyborg arm and connects hands with James. James is happy for him.
James: I’m happy for you, Magnus. Nice arm you got.
Magnus: Thank you… These bears can… be a hand full.
James: Don’t you mean… Full of hands?
Both chuckle at the awful joke.
Magnus: What brings you here, James? What can I… Oh… Oh my.
Magnus glances over to his desk and the leather chair behind it, the chair having an stitched “JM” on the back.
Magnus: You… want your position back, James? It’s the least-
James: No no no… It’s too much responsibility for me, to be honest. I think I needed the time off and honestly, the wrestling business is just too chaotic these days… With the CEO’s stepping down, the unhappy talent vocal on social media, people walking out, the mysterious patterns of murders throughout the XHF Network… I think it’s best I leave it to the men who aren’t alcoholics on the verge of a psychotic break… Plus, I’ve been watching Season 3, or at least caught the VODs on the Network… You’ve been doing a great job this year, Magnus. Real A+ material.
Magnus: Wow, well, I’m very grateful to hear you say that, James.
James: Ah, it’s the truth, though.
Magnus: But why are you here though? I mean, you’re obviously welcome to come and go as you please, but last I heard from BEEF-
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
Magnus: -you’ve been Walter Whiting it out in the farmlands of Nebraska.
James: Well, Magnus. I just got stir crazy. I need something to keep me busy but without the enormous responsibility… You got anything for me? Like… A road agent role or something?
Magnus: We always have room here, I mean… This is yours, Venoms and Velez’s empire we’re running here.
James: Too kind, not entirely accurate, but… Kind of you to say.
Magnus: Actually, I was going through some files the other day that you guys were working on. One of them was very interesting, and quite frankly… You have commissioner experience, correct?
James: I’m still technically the XHF Commissioner
A distant but just vocal enough ‘Wrong!’ can be heard, sounding almost like Mongo… But like usual, everyone chooses to ignore it.
Magnus: Well, would you feel being the commissioner of this project….
Magnus pulls out a folder of papers from his desk and hands them to Mueller. Mueller inquisitively looks at Magnus and then begins to shuffle through the folder. He confusion turns into a grin.
Mueller: I remember this… I’m in.
Magnus: There’s even a sign-up sheet already printed out, can put it on the bulletin board out front, email it to our talent, post it on the Network Talent Connections page… I’ll have my secretary take care of it for you.
Mueller: Perfect.
James slams the folder shut, shakes Magnus’ cyborg robot freak hand again, hops into his car, and backs out of the hole in the wall. Screaming can be heard as he peels off through the hallway.
Magnus: …Was he drunk?
Magnus: Yes? Hello? Who is this? …. I have a secretary? … What the hell is an administrative assistant? … I said secretary! … Why are you calling? … Oh, oh my god yes, please, send him in!
Magnus hangs up the phone and right as it clicks, a car crashes through the wall and parks right in front of his desk. The driver side door opens and it’s James Mueller. Slightly drunk, slightly gross, but he’s here for the first time since the Borgs were vanquished or whatever.
Magnus: James!
James: Magnus, pal.
James reaches out to extend a handshake but then remembers that Magnus lost his arm the last season James’ was here…
James: Oh… oh sorry..
Magnus extends out his new cyborg arm and connects hands with James. James is happy for him.
James: I’m happy for you, Magnus. Nice arm you got.
Magnus: Thank you… These bears can… be a hand full.
James: Don’t you mean… Full of hands?
Both chuckle at the awful joke.
Magnus: What brings you here, James? What can I… Oh… Oh my.
Magnus glances over to his desk and the leather chair behind it, the chair having an stitched “JM” on the back.
Magnus: You… want your position back, James? It’s the least-
James: No no no… It’s too much responsibility for me, to be honest. I think I needed the time off and honestly, the wrestling business is just too chaotic these days… With the CEO’s stepping down, the unhappy talent vocal on social media, people walking out, the mysterious patterns of murders throughout the XHF Network… I think it’s best I leave it to the men who aren’t alcoholics on the verge of a psychotic break… Plus, I’ve been watching Season 3, or at least caught the VODs on the Network… You’ve been doing a great job this year, Magnus. Real A+ material.
Magnus: Wow, well, I’m very grateful to hear you say that, James.
James: Ah, it’s the truth, though.
Magnus: But why are you here though? I mean, you’re obviously welcome to come and go as you please, but last I heard from BEEF-
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
Magnus: -you’ve been Walter Whiting it out in the farmlands of Nebraska.
James: Well, Magnus. I just got stir crazy. I need something to keep me busy but without the enormous responsibility… You got anything for me? Like… A road agent role or something?
Magnus: We always have room here, I mean… This is yours, Venoms and Velez’s empire we’re running here.
James: Too kind, not entirely accurate, but… Kind of you to say.
Magnus: Actually, I was going through some files the other day that you guys were working on. One of them was very interesting, and quite frankly… You have commissioner experience, correct?
James: I’m still technically the XHF Commissioner
A distant but just vocal enough ‘Wrong!’ can be heard, sounding almost like Mongo… But like usual, everyone chooses to ignore it.
Magnus: Well, would you feel being the commissioner of this project….
Magnus pulls out a folder of papers from his desk and hands them to Mueller. Mueller inquisitively looks at Magnus and then begins to shuffle through the folder. He confusion turns into a grin.
Mueller: I remember this… I’m in.
Magnus: There’s even a sign-up sheet already printed out, can put it on the bulletin board out front, email it to our talent, post it on the Network Talent Connections page… I’ll have my secretary take care of it for you.
Mueller: Perfect.
James slams the folder shut, shakes Magnus’ cyborg robot freak hand again, hops into his car, and backs out of the hole in the wall. Screaming can be heard as he peels off through the hallway.
Magnus: …Was he drunk?
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