Post by Spike Kane on Jun 23, 2022 9:51:16 GMT -5
Could it be?
Could this match finally provide the violence and chaos I’ve been looking for?
Fade in, Spike stands before a large NLW banner, wearing a Chaos Theory t-shirt, and a BANG! Bros cap as he begins to talk right at the camera.
On paper you could look at this G1 Round 2 match, and you would probably expect an absolute blood bath. Carnage on a level NLW has probably never seen. The Great Buta against the God of Xtreme, like I said, on paper? That’s a headline right there, that’s a warning for all Local Medical Facilities to be prepared for some traumatised victims..
But that’s on paper.
Slight pause, because we’re shifting gear.
Now, at the risk of awakening the rage of the ICW, besides the odd clusterfuck here and there? This is the first time I’ve been booked in NLW where I don’t have to worry about holding back. I don’t have to feel sorry for the opponent put across the ring from me, and worry about ending their careers….
I’m a grown ass man, who does not like people, and I am a fucking artists when it comes to hurting people, and breaking them, within the confines of the squard circle. For months I’ve had a pathetic excuse of a threat after pathetic excuse for a wrestler thrown at me, as if I need to prove myself, as if I needed to back up the two and half decade long legacy of violence and blood….
No more stick figures, no more poor little fucks being sent to the God of Xtreme as a sacrifice to keep me busy and away from the likes of Nathan Fucking Cage, and Seth Dillinger….but it’s okay, you see, I’m not one to be salty over losing a match, I’m not one to lose myself on where I should be, I simply make the moves, and carve the path to get me there in my own way. I am a living legend, a walking talking, Bonafede ICON.
He poses for a moment extending his arms.
Yeah I said it, suck it.
Crotch chop, represent.
I will be at the top of the mountain top, but not through back alley deals, not through fluking a win here or there, and not through politicking like a cunt. No….I’ll get to the top by leaving a trail of broken bodies and carnage in my wake. I entered the G1 to show, not just the NLW roster, but the entire world that I really do mean business. I’m not here for fun and games, I’m not here to party with my Bros…
Slow head shake.
I’m here to destroy everything and everyone in my path on the way to winning the G1.
The only thing “great” about piggy boy is going to be his hospital bill when I’m finished with him.
He gets closer to the camera, smirking with glee.
I am Spike Kane.
The God of Xtreme.
All. Bloody. Hail.
Fade.
