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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 28, 2017 23:44:36 GMT -5
**SPOILERS AHEAD! INCLUDES TAPING FOR MAIN EVENT! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE SPOILERS TAB SO SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME**
Hello cruiserweight fans! This is our first week of scoring! As a reminder, our players thus far are...
Mongo- Tony Nese Mr. Steele- Neville Scorps- Noam Dar T-Bone- Cedric Alexander Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick NMM- Enzo Amore Moxy- Mustafa Ali Kuroi- Ariya Daivari Kanyon- Akira Tozawa JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher Kira- Rich Swan Harry- Drew Gulak Spike- TJP
Now the, without further adu, let's take a look at the results so far!
Raw: Enzo Amore def Noam Dar
Main Event: Mustafa Ali def Ariya Daivari
205 Live: The Brian Kendrick def Gentleman Jack Gallagher by what I'm pretty sure was a legit KO Rich Swan def Ariya Daivari (and it was revealed that Spike's guy isn't injured) Enzo Amore, Cedric Alexander, and Gran Metalik def Tony Nese, Drew Gulak, and Noam Dar *sigh*
So the scores are: NMM- 2 Moxy- 1 Ezriel- 1 Kira- 1 T-Bone- 1 Everyone Else- 0
It's hard being heel
May the trash talk begin!
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Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 29, 2017 0:24:48 GMT -5
...Muahahahaha, well even though I've still yet to actually watch Raw tonight, I KNEW it though, I just knew that good ole' trusty SmackTalker Skywalker would be pure $$$ right out of the gate. Now, as far as his potential down the road and for much more long-term purposes goes, well, that on the other hand is where I'd feel much more uneasy about their willingness to keep pushing him non-stop, especially with all this other non-stop backstage heat that he supposedly continues to accrue per the dirt sheets, lol. At some point I do fear that his apparent backstage antics will finally catch up to him and they'll halt his push altogether, at least for a while, but, in the meantime at least, I'll most certainly enjoy riding this legit gravy train all the way to the moon as he proceeds to quite possibly become the next man to dethrone King Neville as champ soon enough. And, ya know what, in a lot of ways Enzo definitely parallels my favorite aspect of all about Fantasy Football, which I love dearly, and that would be the infamous, in-season free agent pickup who turns out to be a difference maker (usually due to the guy in front of him suddenly going down w/ major injury, and thus his own window of full opportunity arises within a split second in order to sneakily just RKO everybody outta nowhere for the remainder of the season, lol) above all other FA's and is an ultimate diamond in the rough. So once again, thank you Mongo for oh so conveniently starting this up in the same exact week that Enzo was moved to Cruiser division, as soon as I saw that breaking news on the dirt sheets a very sly smile crossed my face, lol, this dude has the potential to be a massive game-changer for the purposes of this contest, but again, only time will truly tell if he has absolute staying power on top in the same type of way that Neville himself most certainly does. I still fully expect Neville, aka Mr. Steele, to be the man to beat here almost for certain, but Enzo suddenly does present a very clear and present threat to the throne, but IF, and ONLY "if", he can keep his nose clean backstage with Vince and the higher-ups, who he is currently in steaming hot water with, at least if those dirt sheets are to be believed. Bottom line, the guy needs to learn how to simply lay low, at least to some degree, backstage and stay off Vince's radar, which clearly is a foreign concept to him and that ego of his, lol.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 29, 2017 0:32:58 GMT -5
The dirt sheets this week on Enzo are hilarious. Now he's bragging a lot in the back about all the famous people he knows, but the funniest part was the direct quote from the reporter's source, "He just won't shut up."
Enzo is a hot potato, he's delicious as a mic guy but he's starting to burn WWE's hands. Enjoy this month, NMM, because after Neville soundly trounces him at No Mercy (or sooner if they get impatient), he's on his way to jooooooooob city. And you, my friend who makes poor choices, are gonna eat dirt so hard you'll enjoy the taste of it.
Mox, I have no trash talk for you because I love Mustafa Ali. Good for him.
Suck it NMM, suck it hard and your stupid mic master Enzo.
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Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 29, 2017 0:56:56 GMT -5
...And, trust me, the irony IF that happens, at my namesake PPV, won't be lost on me either, LMAO, that would be the ultimate humiliating meteoric rise, then immediate fall back down from grace imaginable if my apparent golden mic goose ends up getting cooked and devoured for dinner by The King a few weeks from now. *facepalm* ...So please, Enzo, PLEASE, if you do get awarded the NM title shot, don't you dare do what I think you're about to do to me next, LOL, it would be just my luck, much less my inability to win a PPV Prediction Contest despite countless 2nd/3rd place finishes already. So I'm bound and determined now damnit, I'm gonna change the entire narrative for myself at No Mercy, once and for all hopefully, Enzo shocks the world just like Tozawa as he wins the strap, and I win that Prediction Contest simultaneously. It must be done now at all costs, No Mercy is literally my home turf, and I SHALL defend it, no matter what it takes boys!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 29, 2017 1:16:12 GMT -5
You know, with Enzo's issues backstage, it'd be a great swerve for WWE to start building him up, only for him to run straight into a wall in the division. That's quality television. And for a guy Enzo's size, I think that wall only needs 8 bricks, and I know just where to find them... Neville's not the only rudo you need to worry about NMM- let's see if you even make it to No Mercy- or will it be just like the game: the mastering of which still eludes you! #nomercymasterinnameonly
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 30, 2017 6:41:16 GMT -5
Yeah yeah, NMM eat up your lead this week- your golden boy will get his
205 Live was great though! Nese, Gulak, and Dar are an awesome team; their promo was the best of the night. But Dar didn't tagged in the entire match, which was disappointing. Also, holy crap things got violent in the opener.
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Post by La Familia Price on Aug 31, 2017 13:49:31 GMT -5
This is bullshit.
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Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 31, 2017 14:03:04 GMT -5
Hehehe, we shall see about that my friend, we shall see, it definitely does seem like this runaway verbal freight train is already being instantly groomed now to be the actual title challenger for No Mercy itself, so most likely we are indeed on a collision course now toward my destiny, time to defend my rightful turf altogether and dethrone Neville (and hopefully it'll stick afterward this time unlike the Tozawa deal, lol) come Sunday, September 24th!
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Aug 31, 2017 16:44:04 GMT -5
Tozawa is just bidding his time, he's gonna strike soon baybay! Thanks to Titus WORLD WIDE!
(...also, just in case he gets moved to the tag division, does that still count towards the fantasy league?)
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Post by Kira Izumi on Aug 31, 2017 16:54:16 GMT -5
Suck it BITCHES! none of you can handle this! My boy Rich "Mr.Standing 450 Splash" Swann just got a win! so suck it to who ever he beat! and fuck Enzo and his stupid dance thing he does! That was my trash talk for this week, have a good day gentlmen. NONE OF YOU WILL HANDLE RICHH SWAN!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 31, 2017 19:37:46 GMT -5
Tozawa is just bidding his time, he's gonna strike soon baybay! Thanks to Titus WORLD WIDE! (...also, just in case he gets moved to the tag division, does that still count towards the fantasy league?) Ummmm, sure- though you'd probably want to change just Because he'd have less matches Also, NMM, Neville gets the quote of the week, "If THAT is my biggest competitor, I'll be Cruiserweight Champion FOREVER." Right now your guy is having trouble working Cruiserweight style, HE'S GOING DOWN! Also- wrestling does not favor heels! lol.
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