Post by Grimgor Ironhide on Jul 23, 2022 14:43:26 GMT -5
“ZOG ME! Dere’z da glittery RUNT. OH WELL! Oi’ll just do like alwayz - give ’em a proppa sassin’, an’ send dem on dere way.
Might akshually ‘ave FUN wiv dis one, ‘cause dis squig’ead is well ANNOYIN’.
Oi mean, do ya always YAP so much, MYÔJIN? Oi’z alwayz ‘earin’ ya talk about how you got dat X-Crown Oi’z goin’ ta get at Night of Champions, but den yooz do da SAME fing EVERY UVVA ‘UMIE git doez - which in yer case, being dat sparkly runt you are, is EMBARRASSIN’.
‘Cause all Oi’z ‘ear from all dat ‘ot air yooz blowin’ is dat, when da goin’ got TUFF, you’z got roight STOMPED, den left wiv yer shiny tail between dem twiggy legs. An’ now yooz fink you’z roight fancy!? ‘Cause ya beat da SAME gitz Oi did!? Da only diff’renz ‘ere is who beat each of dem first, ya sparkly GROT! YER NOT SPESSHUL!
Oi’z even bein’ GENEROUS when Oi sez diff’rent, see, ‘cause you’z do EXACTLY wot you’z say ta every uvva git ‘ere. You’z cryin’ about ‘ow you lost ‘unfairly’, den yooz RUN, and DEN yooz ‘ave da GALL ta fink dis company and dis network can’t go on without ya.
Me? Oi’z ‘ad two scraps Oi ain’t win, BUT OI AIN’T SQUEALIN’ LIKE DA SNOTLING YOOZ ARE! WOT DOEZ GRIMGOR DO!? ‘E WINZ DEZE ‘ERE GUBBINZ AN’ FOIGHTS FER DEM THROUGHOUT ALL OF DIS ‘ERE TOURNAMENT!
Dat’s cause, UNLIKE yer whiny arse, OI’Z WELL ‘ARD!
Yooz betta be zoggin’ THANKFUL, glitter-runt, dat you face da ‘ARDEST uv dis ‘ere company, ‘cause when you were dis big star ‘ere was before GRIMGOR brought da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
So now, yooz gonna see dat dis ‘ere Orc iz not like da grots yooz like lordin’ it uvva. Oi’z gonna do da SQUIG’EADZ dat run dis place a FAVOR, an’ Oi’z gonna shut yer yap in da ONLY way it deserves - wiv a roight proppa SMASHIN’!
An’ dat’s da worst part - yooz pretendin’ ta be ALL DAT, but yer JUST like deze uvva runts - a puffed-up, entitled piece of GROT DUNG! Oi’z meant ta be da mean brute ‘ere AN’ OI’Z END UP DEFENDIN’ DIS ‘ELL’OLE ‘CAUSE OF YA!
Dat’s just SAD, dat iz, ‘cause yooz ain’t worth stainin’ me ‘ands on yer poncy carcass, but hey - Oi’z got dis belt ‘ere ta keep from yer filthy ‘ands, an’ da rest of da ladz dat tune in ta see me STOMP you all!
So dat’s EXACTLY wot oi’z gonna do: DA ALPHA ORC iz gonna SMASH ya wiv da ALPHA SLAM, and den Oi’z gonna STOMP ya ta BITZ!
And DEN, if yer still BREATHIN’, yooz gonna go back ta yer act, but dem gitz in da locker room, da ladz in da crowd, da NETWORK itself, and YOU will knoo, dat you lost to a zoggin’ ORC. An’ den yer gonna be cryin’ about it!
But it ain’t gonna matter, ‘CAUSE GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST!"
Might akshually ‘ave FUN wiv dis one, ‘cause dis squig’ead is well ANNOYIN’.
Oi mean, do ya always YAP so much, MYÔJIN? Oi’z alwayz ‘earin’ ya talk about how you got dat X-Crown Oi’z goin’ ta get at Night of Champions, but den yooz do da SAME fing EVERY UVVA ‘UMIE git doez - which in yer case, being dat sparkly runt you are, is EMBARRASSIN’.
‘Cause all Oi’z ‘ear from all dat ‘ot air yooz blowin’ is dat, when da goin’ got TUFF, you’z got roight STOMPED, den left wiv yer shiny tail between dem twiggy legs. An’ now yooz fink you’z roight fancy!? ‘Cause ya beat da SAME gitz Oi did!? Da only diff’renz ‘ere is who beat each of dem first, ya sparkly GROT! YER NOT SPESSHUL!
Oi’z even bein’ GENEROUS when Oi sez diff’rent, see, ‘cause you’z do EXACTLY wot you’z say ta every uvva git ‘ere. You’z cryin’ about ‘ow you lost ‘unfairly’, den yooz RUN, and DEN yooz ‘ave da GALL ta fink dis company and dis network can’t go on without ya.
Me? Oi’z ‘ad two scraps Oi ain’t win, BUT OI AIN’T SQUEALIN’ LIKE DA SNOTLING YOOZ ARE! WOT DOEZ GRIMGOR DO!? ‘E WINZ DEZE ‘ERE GUBBINZ AN’ FOIGHTS FER DEM THROUGHOUT ALL OF DIS ‘ERE TOURNAMENT!
Dat’s cause, UNLIKE yer whiny arse, OI’Z WELL ‘ARD!
Yooz betta be zoggin’ THANKFUL, glitter-runt, dat you face da ‘ARDEST uv dis ‘ere company, ‘cause when you were dis big star ‘ere was before GRIMGOR brought da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
So now, yooz gonna see dat dis ‘ere Orc iz not like da grots yooz like lordin’ it uvva. Oi’z gonna do da SQUIG’EADZ dat run dis place a FAVOR, an’ Oi’z gonna shut yer yap in da ONLY way it deserves - wiv a roight proppa SMASHIN’!
An’ dat’s da worst part - yooz pretendin’ ta be ALL DAT, but yer JUST like deze uvva runts - a puffed-up, entitled piece of GROT DUNG! Oi’z meant ta be da mean brute ‘ere AN’ OI’Z END UP DEFENDIN’ DIS ‘ELL’OLE ‘CAUSE OF YA!
Dat’s just SAD, dat iz, ‘cause yooz ain’t worth stainin’ me ‘ands on yer poncy carcass, but hey - Oi’z got dis belt ‘ere ta keep from yer filthy ‘ands, an’ da rest of da ladz dat tune in ta see me STOMP you all!
So dat’s EXACTLY wot oi’z gonna do: DA ALPHA ORC iz gonna SMASH ya wiv da ALPHA SLAM, and den Oi’z gonna STOMP ya ta BITZ!
And DEN, if yer still BREATHIN’, yooz gonna go back ta yer act, but dem gitz in da locker room, da ladz in da crowd, da NETWORK itself, and YOU will knoo, dat you lost to a zoggin’ ORC. An’ den yer gonna be cryin’ about it!
But it ain’t gonna matter, ‘CAUSE GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!"