1992 Called and Wants Their Wrestlers Back....
Jul 29, 2022 19:35:53 GMT -5
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The camera cuts in to Julianna DiMaria who is standing by near abandoned wreckage of an old building that she used to be familiar with. She looks at this wreckage with disdain, clearly showing that she has some internal contempt regarding this memory as she begins to express her thoughts.
Julianna: Many years ago, when I first decided to become a wrestler… it was here… at the wrestling academy that my parents used to run. Now, my parents weren’t bad wrestlers themselves, of course. But the thing is? When I was training? They tried to impart their OLD ways on me. My father was without question the worst when it came to that. It was 2012 and my parents wanted to teach and train me the ways of the 1980’s. What the HELL were they THINKING? That was when I knew that I was going to hate the ‘old school’ wrestling mentality that I know that my opponents are going to have. I would constantly push back against them. I even called my own father old and outdated.
We didn’t have a positive relationship at ALL… but that’s another story.
I started training with the mindset of wanting to change the game and be a representation of the evolution of this business. When you see what both of my opponents have said to me so far? Honestly? I don’t know whether to laugh… or cry… of laughter… Either way, it’s SO funny how they are both proving me right.
You’ve got Howard… making a claim for a title already when he just came out of retirement… as if he DESERVES it… oh and check out this BULLSHIT for size. Literally the first comment he, or Tellum, makes about me is about how I look.
Julianna sighs and rolls her eyes.
Julianna: Go figure! Stuck in the 90’s. Just as I thought. What’s that? Someone campaigning for gender separation and me being in a ‘women’s league’? This isn’t 1992 for fuck’s sake! I don’t care about what type of BULLSHIT has been ‘scientifically proven’ especially considering that MOST of the championships I’ve won in my career have been AGAINST men… including the two world titles I have in my own right. I mean REALLY? It’s 2022 for fuck’s sake and we’re even HAVING this discussion? Right, see this proves what I’ve been saying about how this piece of shit is a damn fossil, that right there. Oh and ASSUMING I’m about ‘sweet glances’ and the ‘sorority lifestyle’...
Julianna scoffs.
Julianna: I’ve never needed THAT to get ahead in my life. Good god, it’s like I’m stuck in some fucked up time machine with this match. Have I been transported back to the 90’s and someone is playing a prank on me? Gender-based stereotypes. Sadly, they weren’t left behind in the 90’s. Seriously, he’s THAT stupid and he basically just proved he doesn’t belong in this business anymore…
The GOOD NEWS for Howard though? He’s not even the WORST of it…
Chris Gibson is…
Julianna shakes her head upon remembering some of the words he had to say.
Julianna: Didn’t I say he was going to come out with some outdated words? Didn’t I say that he was going to act like he had this massive ego just because he won a bunch of championships in places I’ve never heard of? Right on the money! Hey DUMBASS, being in the opening match is better than not having a job at all. You think I like being in an opening match? I DON’T, to be honest. I KNOW I am better than that but wow… you REALLY act like you ARE something special and yet, I see you talk and I see someone that’s JUST ANOTHER GUY! There, I SAID IT! I MEAN IT! You can’t talk about ‘disrespect’ when you don’t have the respect for the business to evolve with it. You basically saw my name on the card and immediately assumed ‘whore’ just because of my gender. Then, you dismissed this whole match saying that, more or less, you don’t give a fuck about it… because it’s the opener… because it’s not something that fulfills your inflated, undeserved ego. My god, someone like you would be my father’s favorite wrestler and I definitely DON’T mean that as a compliment.
You’re not just an outdated wrestler, you’re a sexist piece of SHIT, that’s what you are.
But see, people like YOU that refuse to evolve and get with the times do so because they’re AFRAID. People like YOU that are chauvinist, moronic PIGS with NO redeeming qualities assume “whore” every time a woman is in the ring with them because the fact of the matter is, people like YOU are SACKLESS pieces of SHIT that are FAR more afraid of being put in their place by a woman than they have the guts to admit. People like YOU don’t DESERVE to be in this business because like I’ve been saying… it’s 2022… NOT 1992. This is a different business than what you came up in and if you can’t accept that and get with the times, then tough fucking shit. Hey, you want to know what I did to my parents’ wrestling academy a few years ago and why this building is in the damn shape that it’s in? I burned that shit to the ground because like YOU… it represented OLD and OUTDATED values and morals that shouldn’t be involved in professional wrestling anymore. I’d say “kiss my ass”, but I bet you fantasize about that every morning because you’re too emasculated, BORING, and completely incapable of being anywhere close to a real woman, you worthless, good for nothing, Kmart branded BITCH!
Can we PLEASE have this match in Nottingham already so that I can show you people what a MODERN wrestler should be about?
Julianna sighs, expressing further annoyance toward her opponents as she makes her exit and the scene fades.
Julianna: Many years ago, when I first decided to become a wrestler… it was here… at the wrestling academy that my parents used to run. Now, my parents weren’t bad wrestlers themselves, of course. But the thing is? When I was training? They tried to impart their OLD ways on me. My father was without question the worst when it came to that. It was 2012 and my parents wanted to teach and train me the ways of the 1980’s. What the HELL were they THINKING? That was when I knew that I was going to hate the ‘old school’ wrestling mentality that I know that my opponents are going to have. I would constantly push back against them. I even called my own father old and outdated.
We didn’t have a positive relationship at ALL… but that’s another story.
I started training with the mindset of wanting to change the game and be a representation of the evolution of this business. When you see what both of my opponents have said to me so far? Honestly? I don’t know whether to laugh… or cry… of laughter… Either way, it’s SO funny how they are both proving me right.
You’ve got Howard… making a claim for a title already when he just came out of retirement… as if he DESERVES it… oh and check out this BULLSHIT for size. Literally the first comment he, or Tellum, makes about me is about how I look.
Julianna sighs and rolls her eyes.
Julianna: Go figure! Stuck in the 90’s. Just as I thought. What’s that? Someone campaigning for gender separation and me being in a ‘women’s league’? This isn’t 1992 for fuck’s sake! I don’t care about what type of BULLSHIT has been ‘scientifically proven’ especially considering that MOST of the championships I’ve won in my career have been AGAINST men… including the two world titles I have in my own right. I mean REALLY? It’s 2022 for fuck’s sake and we’re even HAVING this discussion? Right, see this proves what I’ve been saying about how this piece of shit is a damn fossil, that right there. Oh and ASSUMING I’m about ‘sweet glances’ and the ‘sorority lifestyle’...
Julianna scoffs.
Julianna: I’ve never needed THAT to get ahead in my life. Good god, it’s like I’m stuck in some fucked up time machine with this match. Have I been transported back to the 90’s and someone is playing a prank on me? Gender-based stereotypes. Sadly, they weren’t left behind in the 90’s. Seriously, he’s THAT stupid and he basically just proved he doesn’t belong in this business anymore…
The GOOD NEWS for Howard though? He’s not even the WORST of it…
Chris Gibson is…
Julianna shakes her head upon remembering some of the words he had to say.
Julianna: Didn’t I say he was going to come out with some outdated words? Didn’t I say that he was going to act like he had this massive ego just because he won a bunch of championships in places I’ve never heard of? Right on the money! Hey DUMBASS, being in the opening match is better than not having a job at all. You think I like being in an opening match? I DON’T, to be honest. I KNOW I am better than that but wow… you REALLY act like you ARE something special and yet, I see you talk and I see someone that’s JUST ANOTHER GUY! There, I SAID IT! I MEAN IT! You can’t talk about ‘disrespect’ when you don’t have the respect for the business to evolve with it. You basically saw my name on the card and immediately assumed ‘whore’ just because of my gender. Then, you dismissed this whole match saying that, more or less, you don’t give a fuck about it… because it’s the opener… because it’s not something that fulfills your inflated, undeserved ego. My god, someone like you would be my father’s favorite wrestler and I definitely DON’T mean that as a compliment.
You’re not just an outdated wrestler, you’re a sexist piece of SHIT, that’s what you are.
But see, people like YOU that refuse to evolve and get with the times do so because they’re AFRAID. People like YOU that are chauvinist, moronic PIGS with NO redeeming qualities assume “whore” every time a woman is in the ring with them because the fact of the matter is, people like YOU are SACKLESS pieces of SHIT that are FAR more afraid of being put in their place by a woman than they have the guts to admit. People like YOU don’t DESERVE to be in this business because like I’ve been saying… it’s 2022… NOT 1992. This is a different business than what you came up in and if you can’t accept that and get with the times, then tough fucking shit. Hey, you want to know what I did to my parents’ wrestling academy a few years ago and why this building is in the damn shape that it’s in? I burned that shit to the ground because like YOU… it represented OLD and OUTDATED values and morals that shouldn’t be involved in professional wrestling anymore. I’d say “kiss my ass”, but I bet you fantasize about that every morning because you’re too emasculated, BORING, and completely incapable of being anywhere close to a real woman, you worthless, good for nothing, Kmart branded BITCH!
Can we PLEASE have this match in Nottingham already so that I can show you people what a MODERN wrestler should be about?
Julianna sighs, expressing further annoyance toward her opponents as she makes her exit and the scene fades.