J-ROK Jam Sessions Ep. 16 "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" (SHOW)

[Kira Izumi]

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath plays through the speakers as we pan across the arena, showing the fans in attendance. we rest on the announcers table with Psycho KGB & MUSHI.

MUSHI: "(Welcome to J-ROK Saturday Jam Sessions Episode 16 "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath"! Tonight we have a ton of huge matches going into NOC tomorrow. Our main event sees former X*Crown Champion, Zoran Sanovic teaming with Visual Kai Champion Dylan Black. they'll be taking on the Super Duos Champions, Off The Wagon!)"

Psycho KGB: "(We also have the final trial of black match! Hayley Grimes must defeat everyone else on the roster! I hope that doesn't include us!)"

MUSHI: "(You and me both partner. We also have a triple threat match with Rin Kubo and TEMERARIO challenging Darlene Price for the New Wave Championship! This may just be her toughest challenge yet.)"

Psycho KGB: "(But that's not all! We also have Scott Fargo taking on James Raymond, in what's sure to be a classic match. Then we have The JAMROCKERS finally make their debut in J-ROK against Tokyo Mass Suicide! But before any of that we kick things off with a Doom Metal Championship Match!)"

Match One: J-ROK Doom Metal Championship Match; Triple Threat Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit
Esmerelda Kanyon Vs. El Combatiente Vs. Ognom (C.)

The match would be highly competitive. With each one not really wanting to lose the match. We'd see some cool double team moves and some innovative offense from all three competitors. Ognom was ognom and did whatever it is he does, while Kanyon would get help from her gaurds. EC would pick up some momentum though, almost hitting his finisher even. He'd be hit with a chair by one of Kanyons gaurds and would be pinned by her with a school girl.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your loser of this match and NEW Doom Metal Champion... El Combatiente!)"

Match Two: J-ROK Tag Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit
THE JAMROCKERS Vs. Tokyo Mass Suicide

Fumio Daemura: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is a J-ROK Tag Team Match! Introducing first, representing J-ROK. Weighing in at three hundred and ten pounds. The team of Kira Izumi and Yuki Sakaraba. TOKYO! MASS! SUICIDE!

Blemish By The GazettE blares through the speakers as the camera pans across the arena and stage. We eventually rest to see Kira Izumi on one side of the arena where the fans are, while Yuki Sakaraba is on the other side. They hype up the crowd as they walk through and down to ringside. They make it down into the ring now, doing a cutthroat motion and spitting out their famous mists into the air.

MUSHI: "(Our boss has opened the Forbidden Door to defend J-ROK's honor, and a formidable tag team steps through the gates to challenge them!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Yeah I'm not sure he knows just how formidable these guys are.)"

GOOD TIMES GONE!

AND YOU MISSED EM!

WHAT'S GONE WRONG

IN YOUR SYSTEM?!

The boos begin the second the guitar hits and the green lights flood the arena. Touchdown and Cooldown come out stylin' and profilin'. Touchdown laid back smoking a cigarette and grinning at the negativity whilst Cooldown actively taunts the fans, going up to front row members at random and insulting their physical appearance like an asshole.

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, representing IPW! They weigh in at four hundred and twenty point sixty-nine.... dammit, these fools. They REALLY weigh in at three hundred and fifty-two pounds! "The Crazy White Boy" Alastor Touchdown! "Big Sexual" Jimi Cooldown! "eWRESTLING Tag Team of the Month (Every Month)" THE JAMROCKERS!)"

The two run in the second Fumio Daemura finishes the introductions, roughly shoving him to the floor and out of the ring. Touchdown yanks the microphone out of his hand while Cooldown kicks Kincaid out under the bottom rope. Garbage flying into the ring, Touchdown brings the mic to his lips with a smirk.

"OUTTA CONTROL!
HARD TO REGULATE!
ANYTHING GOES!!!!!!"

Touchdown tosses the microphone to Cooldown.

"SUCK! OUR! DICKS!"

The duo basks in the vitriol of the crowd.

Psycho KGB: "(These guys got no respect for the rules.)"
MUSHI: "(It's their gimmick. As the cool kids say, FUCK UNC!)"

The two teams decide who will fight first, it'll be Jimi Cooldown against Yuki Sakaraba to start!

DING-DING!

Jimi and Yuki circle each other in the ring. Lock-up in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Jimi backs Yuki into the corner and lights her chest up with a few chops. He lets out his best "WOO!" and struts his stuff, before running at Yuki with a forearm! But Yuki ducks under it and Jimi smacks that turnbuckle. Yuki nails some super fast kicks on Jimi and runs the ropes, getting toppled by Jimi as he BLASTS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! He stomps on Yuki a few times, before kneeling on her throat while the ref counts. One, two, three, four, Jimi lets up a split second before five! He flexes for the camera and grins before reaching into his tights and pulling out a slice of gum, popping it into his mouth with a big grin!

MUSHI: "(Gross!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Yuki perhaps biting off more than they could chew!)"
Alastor Touchdown: THAT'S THE SPIRIT JIMBO SLICE! SHOW THEM HOW WE TREAT BOYS WHO LIKE UNC!
MUSHI: "(Who's Unc?)"
Alastor Touchdown: FUCK UNC!

Cooldown turns and takes the gum out of his mouth, thumbing it right to Kira Izumi's forehead! He goes absolutely apeshit, ready to tear Jimi's face off! "YER DEAD! I SWEAR TA GOD!" But the ref holds him back and Jimi takes the time to stomp on Yuki's hand before stacking her up in a pin! He yells at the ref, who runs over and counts. One, two, YUKI KICKS OUT AND KICKS HIM ONTO HIS BACK! YUKI STACKS JIMI UP FOR THE PIN! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Jimi gets mad and grabs the ref by the shirt and said his pin was a three before he even counted the one, this ref is incompetent blah blah! Meanwhile, Alastor sneaks to Kira's corner and pulls him off the apron! Kira goes face-first on the apron and Alastor grabs him by the next - TOUCHDOWN TO BOOGIE STREET! Kira is out cold and Yuki has no one to save her. Alastor runs back to commentary.

Alastor Touchdown: YEAH! WHAT A MANEUVER BY ALASTOR TOUCHDOWN! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
MUSHI: "(You are so insufferable.)"

Back in the ring, Jimi is marching back and forth, yelling at Yuki and telling her to stand up! "COME ON YUKI! SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!" Yuki stumbles to her feet and Jimi runs at her. But Yuki ducks down and lifts him up! Jimi is hung out on the ropes! Yuki runs the ropes and dropkicks him! Jimi spins and faceplants on the mat and Yuki climbs the ropes, scouting Jimi. She stands up, eyes never leaving Jimi. TSUKI NO HANE! Yuki nails her double rotation moonsault and snags both of Jimi's legs, the ref counts one! Two! Alastor breaks it up! He drags Jimi to his corner, before stepping out of the ring. TAG! Alastor Touchdown is the legal man! Alastor then drags Jimi to the commentary booth where MUSHI and Psycho KGB are less than pleased.

Psycho KGB: "(Uh... hi?)"
Jimi Cooldown: JAMROCK CITY BITCH!
MUSHI: "(Ugh.)"

Alastor turns around and YUKI BLASTS HIM WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! Yuki slams Alastor into the booth, though not without repercussions as her shoulder slams into the booth as well. Holding her shoulder for a minute, she grabs Al and sends him into the ring before seeing her partner back on the apron, murder on the mind. She walks over. TAG! Kira Izumi is the legal mind! Yuki runs by with a running elbow and rolls out of the ring before Kira comes off the rope with a fist drop! Alastor is holding his face and bucking in pain! Kira grounds Al's face into a paste with a series of punches, lefts, and rights hailing down on one-half of the XHF Discord Darlings. Alastor rolls away and Kira picks him up, whipping him into a corner! Alastor reverses the whip and Kira bounces into the corner! But then he pushes out! STAN HANSEN LARIAT! Alastor gets turned inside out!

Jimi Cooldown: NOT GOOD SHIT! NOT GOOD SHIT!
MUSHI: "(I think I prefer Dylan on commentary. Or literally anyone else to be honest.)"
Psycho KGB: "(I hate that I agree.)"

Alastor crawls to his corner and Jimi runs to make the save. But Kira intercepts him halfway, with a baseball slide that knocks Jimi into and over the barricade! He turns back to Al and deadlifts him for a German suplex! Good god! Alastor barely knows where he is right now. Kira rolls over, grip still intact. GERMAN SUPLEX! That's two for two right now! Kira rolls over and Alastor's eyes are rolled into the back of his head. Kira takes a deep breath. GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT ALASTOR LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE BOUNCES INTO THE ROPES AND DROPKICKS KIRA INTO THE ROPES! Kira lands on the second rope and Al runs the ropes again! Tiger Feint! 619! No! Kira catches his kick and shoves him back, ENZUGIRI TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!

Psycho KGB: "(Bossman is showing these Jamrockers how J-ROK rolls!)"
MUSHI: "(I'm surprised they haven't claimed Kira named this fed after them. Think about it. Jamrockers. J-ROK. We call J-ROKers... well, J-ROKers. All I'm saying is, money moves there.)"
Psycho KGB: "(Oh please. They weren't a simple strand of semen in their daddies crotch when J-ROK was born. If anything, they named themselves after us for how cool we are!)"

Kira steps through the ropes and drops an axehandle on Alastor! He drops to the floor, holding his back and overselling the shit out of the move! Overselling like he's Shawn Michaels fighting Hulk Hogan in 2005. Kira stomps on the small of his back and locks in a camel clutch! You dummy! That doesn't mean shit out here! Kira's gonna learn the hard way as JIMI COMES BACK IN, WALKING THE BARRICADE LIKE A TIGHT ROPE AND GRABS KIRA, NAILING A FLIPPING CUTTER! KIRA EATS THE CONCRETE OUTSIDE AND THE JAMROCKERS SMILE, THEY EMBRACE! THEY'RE HAPPY DAMMIT! Alastor rolls Kira into the ring and picks him up in a tombstone position. Jimi is out on the apron, big grins on his face! Y'all know what time it is. He jumps for that flippy spinny shit but YUKI SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES! YUKI IS LIKE A BULLET OUT OF A SNIPER RIFLE! This shock gives Kira enough time to flip Alastor over and nail a tombstone onto him!

MUSHI: "(Yuki with a big save for Kira!)"
Psycho KGB: "(And Kira capitalizes! Kira with the tombstone and he pins Kira! Crossed the arms and hope he dies!)"

The ref counts one, two, KICKOUT! ALASTOR KICKS OUT AND HE KIPS UP! HE'S HULKING UP! NO, HE'S JAMMING UP! HE STOMPS AROUND THE RING, FLEXING AND SHOUTING! Kira slams a fist into his head and Al points at him! Kira tees off on Alastor and Al just eats it up! Alastor finally blocks a punch, he begins to slug it out with Kira! Trading lefts and rights! Kira! Al! Kira! Al! Al! Al! AL STUNS KIRA AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES! BIG BOOT! Alastor turns and runs the ropes, LEG DROP OF DOOOOOOOM! Alastor rolls Kira up and the ref counts one! Two! Kickout! Kira ain't selling for no Hulk Hogan shenanigans.

Kira battles back from the JAMROCKER's shenanigans and lifts Al in the air! But Al drives a knee into Kira, he spins Kira and shoves him into his corner! Kira smashes Yuki off the ropes! He looks in horror at what he did, before he turns and Alastor lifts him up! Al spins to Jimi, who leaps onto the top rope! TUNA MELTZER DRIVER! Jimi kips up and runs the ropes, nailing a tope suicida on Yuki while Alastor pins Kira! One! Two! Three!

DING-DING!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winners of this match, "El BIT! Hermanos" THE JAMROCKERS!)"

MUSHI: "(Those jammers did it. They beat the boss and his student, and secured their right as the jammiest boys on the block.)"
Psycho KGB: "(And now we get to suffer their celebratory ceremonies.)"

The Jamrockers dance, cry with joy and spit on everyone on their way out as Kira and Yuki walk to the back dejectedly.

Match Three: J-ROK Singles Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
James Raymond Vs. Scott Fargo

Psycho KGB: "(If you like seeing two warriors pelt each other with the stiffest strikes known to man, than this match is going to be for you.)"

MUSHI: "(Fargo got a draw with the champ last month in his J-ROK debut no less. Drawing with Dylan Black is a feat in itself. He has nothing to be ashamed of.)"

Psycho KGB: "(But beating him once before, just drawing has to eat away at him.)"

MUSHI: "(Eat away it might, but now he's gotta focus on the man across the ring from him. James Raymond is a natural born killer. A dangerous striker and the more technically sound of the UZUMAKI unit.)"

The match starts out in a scrum. Like a rugby scrum, but with two insanely amazing wrestlers. James would be pushed back a little bit, until he'd get Fargo pushed back towards his corner of the ring. Fargo would get an arm free, causing him to be able to grab Raymonds leg, he'd lift him and rush him across the ring into his corner. Raymond would drive some elbows into the back of Fargo. Fargo would continue to hit him with shoulder presses. Raymond would hit a few more elbows before wrapping around and grabbing his neck in a ddt like hold. He presses on the hold and squeeze's the neck. Locking in the submission he brings down Fargo. This pisses him off as he tries to roll around and get a good position on James. James would stop his attempts, before squeezing the torso of Scott with his legs. Scott would manage to get up to his feet, getting a pinning position on James.

ONE!

TWO!!

THR-

James gets his shoulder up, still holding the submission in. Scott manages to scoot himself towards the ropes. Raymond ignores the count though. Fargo in fear of fading, uses the ropes to lift Raymond. Raymond contorts and manages to turn the hold into a cross armbar while draped over the ropes and doing a headstand on the apron. He pulls him over the ropes, causing them both to crash and burn. Fargo gets up, slapping some feeling into his arm, by beating the hell out of James with it like a club! Fargo and Raymond fight one another around the ring now, With Scott getting the upper hand and swinging momentum into his court.

James gets pushed back into the corner of the barricade. Scott charges and gets caught into a gun stun on the guard rail.

Psycho KGB: "(That's why James Raymond is one of the best in J-ROK. With moves and awareness like that, this guy could beat anyone!)"

MUSHI: "(That guy almost killed Fargo! One small error and his throat would've been crushed!)"

Psycho KGB: "(That's life MUSHI! Get over it!)"

James rolls back into the ring as the referee has already begun counting. He's at 14 when Raymond comes back in. Fargo manages to stagger towards the ring, but is met with a sliding kick to the face. He staggers back at 17. He goes again, this time on a different side of the ring. managing to get back in at 19. Fargo manages to drop down an elbow to the back of James as he tries getting back up.

James gets up and hits Fargo with a Calamity Kick II. He bounces back into the ropes before hitting Raymond with a leg sweep into a black magic. Raymond eats it and comes back for seconds. The two men trade strikes, in an impressive sight of violence and brutality. Fargo would dodge a Kishin Hunter and pop him with a shotgun blast instead.

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of the match is Scott Fargo!)"

Down Low” by R. Kelly begins playing as a stream barely legal men and women that are barely dressed walk out from the back and pose for a moment before lining up on either side of the entranceway to allow out “Guttertrash” Greg Adkins.

He looks around at the booing crowd and smiles at his harem of boys and girls. He walks up to one of the boys and holds him close before licking his cheek. He heads down to the ring with the harem following him.

He steps up to the ropes and immediately, some of the boys and girls open the ropes for him to step through. Greg heads to the center of the ring with the men and women around him, caressing his chest, back, and legs while he looks to the camera with an easy smile.

Greg Adkins: I thought I would make my entrance here at Jrok known. Me and my drug addled harem. I’m always looking to add one more, be it boy or girl. Do we have any takers?

Moments pass. Then more. The fans shower Greg with jeers, but he is dead set on securing one more for his harem. He won’t take no for an answer apparently.

Finally, mercifully, after an agonizing amount of time has passed, “Dust and Bones” cranks up and the crowd erupts with cheers. Valora Thomas, the dominant multi combat sports champion who made her debut earlier in the show, emerges atop the ramp still clad in her ring attire consisting of mega cute pink-n-white shorts, matching top, and matching boots.

Greg seems pleased. A big goofy grin is all over his face as if Valora has actually come to accept the offer to be in his harem. Even as she makes her trek to the ring with a resounding “no” written in every line of her fit frame, Greg keeps smiling. As she makes her way up the steps, Adkins orders some of his harem to part the ropes for her, which they do.

Valora pauses a moment, not sure if she should accept the generosity or not, but finally does and steps in. There to greet her with open arms in a big ole hug is Greg Adkins, but the crowd favorite gives him a hard shove that elicits more cheers from the spectators but offense from the harem members. Greg’s boys and girls immediately tend to him, as though Val’s shove was a gunshot wound to his chest, and promptly kiss on it to make the boo-boo go away.

Greg’s expression has now soured as Valora is handed a mic from the ring crewmember.

Valora Thomas: I regret to inform you, no, correction.. I am PLEASED to inform you that I’m not here to accept your offer into the harem. What I am here for, is to make a full stop to what you have planned. See, you’re well known in the XHF Network for being disgusting, degrading, and outright insane sometimes, especially against women. But that crap was in those other places across XHF. I wasn’t there but I’m here in J-rok, and as long as I’m here you’re not gonna debase and degrade your opponents or anyone for that matter, especially women. Do you understand me?

Her eyes drift to each of the harem members and she looks concerned for them, sad at what Greg has led them into.

Greg just laughs.

Greg Adkins: But, baby. I got what you need. I can make you feel goood. Just try a little time with me and you will think the world is at your feet, baby.

Greg begins to approach Valora, but she kicks him square in the junk. He drops to his knees and to his side, curling up into a ball. A couple women of his harem come to check on him.

Greg Adkins: Don’t worry about me. Get her!

Valora looks around at the men and women starting to stalk her and makes a break for it. The harem does not follow her and double back to check on Greg, who just sighs.

Greg Adkins: I’ll have you as my own, Valora. Fucking believe it!

Match Four: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; Three Way Dance Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Rin Kubo Vs. TEMERARIO Vs. Darlene Price (C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(This match is a three way dance death match and is set at a sixty minute time limit. This match is for the J-ROK New Wave Championship! Introducing first, from Kawasaki, Kawasaki, Japan representing SKY Force, she is Rin Kubo! And her opponent, from Guadalajara, Mexico, he is TEMERARIO!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, from The wrong neck of the woods, representing E.V.E. she is the REIGNING DEFENDING J-ROK New Wave Champion! She is "J-ROK's Ambassador of Violence" She is Darlene Price!)"

This match would start out ugly. Like as in a violent and chaotic mess. Right out of the bat Rin would start swinging her sword and try to kill Price with it. She'd hit her a few times, grazing her arm and face. She'd cut the ropes in half too, causing the match to be a ground game for the rest of it and the rest of the show. The sword would be knocked out of her hands and we'd see some actual wrestling between TEMERARIO and the other two.

We'd see some impressive double team moves between the resident luchador and SKY Force's muscle. Seeing a cool double suplex and an assisted Metrorio onto Dar. The champ was fighting more of a handicapped match than a triple threat though, with Kubo focusing mainly on her rival. Wanting vengeance still for Hayley Grimes. She'd get a taste of it though, laying out Price with a burning sword lariat. She'd get a two count though, with TEMERARIO breaking it up.

The champ would gain momentum, taking out TEMERARIO with some executive orders through a table. She'd catch Kubo with the RU486.

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match and still New Wave Champion... Darlene Price!)"

Match Five: Trial of Black Match Five of Five; Hayley Vs. The World Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Hayley Grimes Vs. J-ROK Roster (Except Dylan Black)

Fumio Daemura: "(This match is the final trial of black and is set for a sixty minute time limit! In order for Hayley Grimes to win this match she'll have to defeat the remaining unbooked J-ROK roster before the time limit expires! Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan she is Hayley Grimes!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Hayley has been through a lot these past five months, but this match here, may be her toughest test to date!)"

MUSHI: "(Going against the rest of the roster is going to be one hell of a challenge for not just her, but for anyone!)"

Psycho KGB: "(We've also gotten word that if Hayley somehow manages to pull off a miracle and win, she'll get her match against Dylan Black! If not, he'll pick his own opponent for the event.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her first opponent, Wolf Fang Ayame!)"[/color]

Wolf would give her a run for her money, but Hayley would manage to take her out after a school girl roll up.

Fumio Daemura: "(Wolf Fang Ayame has been eliminated, and her next opponent, Killa Kai!)"

Kai would get some good strikes on Grimes, but would be caught with a superkick and fall to her.

Fumio Daemura: "(Killa Kai has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Hannah Rockford!)"

Hannah would get much more offence in this match than the last two did. Targeting the leg of Grimes and making sure to weaken her some. Grimes would get her beat though with a small package.

Fumio Daemura: "(Hannah Rockford has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Brent Hills)"

She'd take Hills out quiet quickly with a well placed big boot and a senton splash.

Fumio Daemura: "(Brent Hills has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Miguel Diaz!)"

Miguel would also get some good offence. Targeting her arm though and trying to set up that cuban lock. Hayley and Miguel would showcase some technical prowess as both would trade holds and submissions. Diaz almost got the dreaded Cuban Lock locked in, but Grimes would break free and spin out. She'd instead beat him with the Crash Bootycoot.

Fumio Daemura: "(Miguel Diaz has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Dan McNamara!)"

Grimes would take him out with her Thigh Thunder submission hold. Causing him to black out within seconds of the hold being applied.

Fumio Daemura: "(Dan McNamara has been eliminated! Her next opponent is Carnivore!)"

Carnivore would work on the arm and leg that was previously targeted. Getting some good shots in and almost pinning her even. But Grimes would roll him up into a prawn hold to beat him.

Fumio Daemura: “(Carnivore has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Noa Kahuna Jr.)”

Noa would get her from behind and get a good hit. She’d manage to beat him though with a big boot and a cannonball senton.

Fumio Daemura: “(Noa Kahuna Jr. has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Charles!)”

Charles would lay down for her, giving her a quick and easy win.

Fumio Daemura: “(Charles is eliminated. Her next opponent is The Hellhounds!)”

She would struggle with these two. Already beating them once though, she knew she could do it again. The Hounds would beat the pulp out of her though. Nearly beating her after hitting her with some brutal strikes and slams. She’d manage to beat them with some quick thinking and a big butt splash.

Fumio Daemura: “(The Hellhounds have been eliminated. Her next opponent is Strike 2 Kill.)”

She’d struggle with these two as well. Now at the 15 minute mark, she’d really feeling the match. They’d use their speed to out match her, but she’d use her best weapon to beat them with a flash crash bootycoot.

Fumio Daemura: “(Strike 2 Kill has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Johnny Sniper.)”

Ole Johnny would show her what the marines are made of, but couldn’t get the win. He’d be beat with a flash pin.

Fumio Daemura: “(Johnny Sniper has been eliminated. Her next opponent is El Unico Demonico.)”

The demon would show why he’s called that. Really tearing up that arm of Grimes and nearly getting her to tap out. She’d manage to eventually beat him though via pin fall.

Fumio Daemura: “(El Unico Demonico has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Bone Devil.)”

Bone Devil would have a good chance at beating her. Even getting a 2 count a few times. But it would be a crash bootycoot that’d beat him.

Fumio Daemura: “(Bone Devil has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Mark Storm.)”

Mark would help her out, taking a count out. The other heroes for hire members would do the same thing as they would be called in right afterwards.

Fumio Daemura: “(The Heroes For Hire would be eliminated. Her next opponent is Luthor Carbrey.)”

Luthor would beat her with stiff strikes. Nearly kicking her head off at one point. She’d dodge a kick and hit him with a pop up crash bootycoot to win though.

Fumio Daemura: “(Luthor Carbrey has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Valora Thomas.)”

Valora would also help her out with an easy win.

Fumio Daemura: “(Valora Thomas has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Jacob Striker.)”

Jacob would live to his name, as we’d see a back and forth striking contest between the two. Grimes would get him though with her Thigh Thunder submission hold, making him pass out.

Fumio Daemura: “(Jacob Striker has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Shizuku Yamamoto.)”

At the thirty minute mark now, Yamamoto would lay down for her partner.

Fumio Daemura: “(Shizuku Yamamoto has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Florida Man!)”

The man from florida does florida things and somehow manages to knock himself out after tripping on a banana peel he threw down.

Fumio Daemura: “(Florida Man has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Tabby Scratch.)”

Tabby lays down for her partner.

Fumio Daemura: “(Tabby Scratch has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Brendan Harding.)”

Harding helps out Hayley as well. Shaking her hand and wishing her luck before walking back to the locker room.

Fumio Daemura: “(Brendan Harding has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Momoko Honda.)”

Momoko would give her a run for her money. Being the XHF Women’s Champion, she wouldn’t go easy for anyone. Nearly pinning her a few times, she’d get her happy ending finisher dodged and eat a crash bootycoot or two to fall to Grimes.

Fumio Daemura: “(Momoko Honda has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Fukushima Zombie.)”

Fukushima would give her a solid match as well. Showing why she’s the ace of J-ROK and one of the best and longest members of the company. Zombie and Grimes would trade strikes as well as submissions.

Grimes would hit her with a crash bootycoot, but only get a two count. The Zombie wouldn’t go down that easily. She’d lock in her jigoku submission, but it’d be broken when Grimes would crawl and roll both of them out of the ring.

This part of the match would end around the 45 minute mark with Grimes hitting her with her butt splash to pin her down.

Fumio Daemura: “(Fukushima Zombie has been eliminated.Her next opponent is Anna Daniels.)”

Anna would also give her a run for her money. Using fast paced moves and deadly strikes to beat her down. Grimes would catch her in a la magistral to beat her though.

Fumio Daemura: “(Anna Daniels has been eliminated. Her next opponent is Deco!)”

Deco would almost beat her, but would fall as well. The match would now hit the 50 minute mark.

Fumio Daemura: “(Deco is eliminated. Her next and final opponent is Big Bad Wolf.)”

BBW wouldn’t go easy on her. Targeting the legs and arms that were previously hurt and damaged. She’d control most of the match. Hitting power bombs and power slams on Grimes. But every time she’d pin her, Grimes would kick out and get back up. BBW would stomp the shit out of her, causing her to wear the crimson mask.

Hayley would get back up though. 5 minutes pass and we’re at 55 minutes. She’d flip BBW off and eat some more nasty boots and punches to her face. She just won’t go down though. She’s so close, yet so far. She’s giving her absolute all in this match. Hayley would finally hit BBW with a flash roll up. She’d kick out though. Hitting Hayley with one of the nastiest lariats you’d ever see. Nearly knocking her out and knocking her head off. Hayley would sit up though.

Showing no emotions. It’d be like she was possessed. BBW would continue to hit her with clubbing blows. Hayley would eat them and not back down. Finally striking back with two minutes to spare. She’d lay into her with a flurry of strikes and suplexes. She’d then hit her with a crash bootycoot. BBW would kick out though. With less than a minute to spare she’d hit another and another. Finally pinning her in the last five seconds.

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

Grimes would do it! With a second to spare and by the skin of her teeth she would do it!

Fumio Daemura: “(Big Bad Wolf has been eliminated. Your winner of this match Hayley Grimes!)”

Hayley celebrates a bit in the ring before a loud clapping is heard before Dylan shows up on the tron.

Dylan: Congratulations Hayley, you finally did it! You passed the Trials of Black! Are you proud? You feel victorious? Well good. Because this good feeling? You're only gonna feel it for ten hours. Go clean up and get on a plane because Kira and I just finished talking. You're gonna get your match...

He rolls his eyes.

Dylan: At NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!

Pop!

Dylan: IN A DOG COLLAR MATCH!

Mega Pop! The tron goes black as Hayley fist pumps!

MUSHI: "(Wow! We're getting our Visual Kai Championship match at Night of Champions! J-ROK REPRESENT!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Well folks, tune in tomorrow for a violent bloody Visual Kai Championship match as Dylan defends against Hayley!)"

Main Event: Special Tag Team Match; J-ROK Tag Team Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Zoran Sanovich & Dylan Black Vs. Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon

MUSHI: “(This is a matchup that’s been building for the past two months. Ever since Zoran Sanovich started his tour with J-ROK he’s been taking shots at the tag team champs. The jerk even signed with a rival sake brand and made, i’ll have to admit, watchable commercials!)”

Psycho KGB: “(And now he’s gonna kill these two clowns and show the world what real sake can do for you. Not to mention he’s teaming up with the Visual Kai Champion, this duo may just be too much for the Super Duos Champions.)”

Antonio Katō: “Introducing first the greatest team on the card. The guys who’re going to kill two alcoholics past their prime! First he is the Final Boss! Zoran Sanovic! And his partner, the greatest wrestler to ever be in J-ROK. Your champion and mine, the J-ROK Visual KAI Champion… Dylan Black!”

MUSHI: “(That guy will never not be annoying.)”

Fumio Daemura: “(And introducing their opponents, they are your REIGNING J-ROK Super Duos Champions… Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon!)”

This was a match months in the waiting. So many insults and disrespect thrown at one another, the heat was real in this one brothers. Perhaps too drunk or too stupid it’d be the better Angel starting the match off against The XHF Devil. The match would start out with well, violence. So much violence. Zoran would go straight for the jugular, figuratively speaking of course. He wouldn’t want to kill his opponent so early, that’d just be no fun. He’d smash a bottle of Saishu Bosu sake right into the face of Randy. Randy goes down and rolls out of the ring.

Quake shouts at him before jumping off the apron before he can do anything to him too. He checks on his partner, who gets up after and wipes the rival sake off. There’s only one sake for OTW and that ain’t it! He grabs a bottle of Super Sake and whispers “I’m sorry” to the bottle before throwing it at Zoran. He dodges it and instead it hits Dylan right in the face.

Randy uses the distraction to slide in and hit an enzu lariat on Sanovic. The XHF Devil goes down as Angel starts stomping him down. Zoran gets pissed and catches a foot, Dropping him with a blatant low blow. Good thing this is J-ROK or he’d of been disqualified well before now.

Zoran starts working the neck and ribs of Randy before he can reverse a kick and hit him with some punches. Randy gets the heat on him now, He drops gets Sanovic up and into a spinning suplex. He spins right into his corner, tagging out to Kris Quake. Dylan gets in soon afterwards too. Yelling at Randy for throwing a bottle of Super Sake at him.

Psycho KGB: “(This match is more than just two rivals fighting for sake dominance. This match could really have huge implications for either team. If Saishu Bosu beat Super Sake, they could earn a Super Duos Championship match! And if Super Sake beats either of the other two, they could earn themselves a shot at two of the top belts in the world.)”

Kris goes full reign of terror and comes charging Black like greased lightning. Hitting him full speed with a shoulder tackle. He does a crotch chop before yelling. Dylan rolls back to his feet and spears the shit out of Quake. Hitting him with a flurry of mounted punches. The two brawl back and forth hitting lefts and rights. Quake dodges a punch and goes for a low kick to the gut. Dylan catches it and spins him around, jumping up and hitting a reverse hurricanrana he calls Headstrong. A pin attempt and it’s broken up by Angel.

Dylan beats down Quake some more, getting him into his corner and tagging in Zoran. They hit a double suplex on him. Zoran works on Quakes legs, using his Interrogation ‘97 indian death lock to really put some hurting on his legs and knees. Quake reverses it into an inverted indian death lock onto Sanovic. Both get free and back up to their feet, albeit with shaky knees. Both men hit one another with forearms back and forth.

Zoran goes for the harvester, but Quake jumps up, landing an unintentional double foot stomp right onto his leg. He starts working the leg some more. Stomping on it before locking in a figure four leg lock. Dylan comes in and stops the submission attempt, getting a few strikes on Quake.

Randy would get tagged in as would Dylan. Both would come in like fire, beating the tar out of one another. Dylan would hit him with some stiff strikes before dropping him with the disasterpiece bicycle knee. Randy would bounce into the ropes and come back, dropping and hitting Dylan with the sloshy shuffle. A pin attempt!

One!

Two!!

THR-

No Zoran would break it up.

Dylan would start throwing quick strikes at Angel before dropping him with a brainbuster. He’d rush Quake, but the fellow drunk would see it coming. Dropping down and causing Dylan to go over the ropes. Zoran would rush behind him, Running on top of Randy and hitting Kris with a pressure point shotei. Randy gets up and chopblocks Zoran. Stomping his leg and shoving him out of the ring. Dylan gets back in now, with a bottle of Saishu Bosu sake. He hits Randy with a kitchen sink knee before forcing his mouth open. He motions for Zoran who gets into the ring. He hands the bottle to him, while he keeps Randy’s mouth open, Sanovic pours the Saishu Sake into his mouth. Randy screams and yells. Trying to spit it out, but is forced to drink it. Once this heinous act is done Randy starts choking and gagging. He tries to tag in Quake, but can’t. Zoran and Dylan stomp him down a bit more.

Dylan picks him up for the Dynamic Outro. He hits it and goes for the pin!

ONE!

TWO!!





THREE!!!








NO! Quake breaks up the pin attempt! He saves the match for Off The Wagon!

Angel and Quake hit some double team moves on Dylan and throw a sake bottle at Zoran, hitting him this time. Randy tags in Quake. He gets handed over a bottle of Super Sake and downs it all. Dylan starts punching him, hitting him with everything he’s got, but Kris is unphased.

Psycho KGB: “(Kris downed a whole bottle of Super Sake! Either he’s too drunk to feel pain or super sake just gave him super strength!)”

He goes full denim jacket triple h on Dylan, hitting him with some punches before throwing him into the ropes he hits him with his drought yakuza kick before picking him back up and hitting him with the Park Place pedigree. The pin attempt and…

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!






NO KICK OUT! Dylan Black kicks out!

Quake downs another bottle of Super Sake, now he’s starting to have an almost greenish glow around him. His hair starts to raise up almost like an anime character. He begins to scream like he’s powering up in dragon ball z, downing a third bottle, he changes. Almost like another man he hits another Park Place. And another. He pins him again.

ONE!

TWO!!


THREE!!!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DING DING DING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUSHI: “(With the power of Super Sake, Off The Wagon went to another realm and they won this match!)”

Psycho KGB: “(It’s almost like Kris went Super Sakean.)”

MUSHI: “(That pun was terrible, please never say that again.)”

Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match… Off The Wagon!)”

MUSHI: "(What a great show folks! tune into Night of Champions tomorrow night to see all the J-ROK Representation. The XHF Women's Title Match with Momoko Honda defending her title against Shizuku Yamamoto in a falls count anywhere match and Hayley Grimes finally getting her revenge, five months in the making when she takes on Dylan Black for the Visual Kai Championship! And don't forget to tune in next month for Jam Sessions Ep.17 "Timely!!"!)"