Post by flo on Aug 7, 2022 2:03:19 GMT -5
Post-Match.
A press conference with the future GUNS Fight Club, Visual Kai, and Parade of 1000 Demons champion... and current QUESTIONABLE GFC X*Crown champ. Which is signified by a cardboard burger king crown that the gator is wearing.
The Summer of Your Motherlovin' Florida Man continues.
Sitting at a table, the gator takes time out of his busy post-fight ritual of accidentally selling himself into a sex traffic ring, to address the Florida Nation.
Florida Man:
Yo Steve Awesome... if we were a tag team, our name would be... The X*Crown Champion and Steve Awesome.
The Man from Florida slams a bloody fist on the table. Steve will regret Dylan claiming X ownership in the GFC. More so.
Florida Man:
But with my fantastic GFC X defence, I find myself pulling a Sherman Helmsley and moving on up to the semis. The semis. Where the GFC have accidentally booked the hottest ticket this side of Off The Wagon taking on American Pussy in a "IF YOU CAN DRINK IT, IT'S LEGAL" match!
The downers seem to be taking effect, as Florida Man seems quite serious.
Florida Man:
Foxie. There have been a lot of folks casting shade on my JHC win. Folks that didn't believe I could beat you in even a lousy flag three-way-dance. The definition of a non-win. You did too, with your conspiracy theory. But you got better about accepting defeat as the sheep turned ugly. I appreciated that. Hell, I got a buy 1 get 1 free Big Gulp coupon with your name on it. Since your friends at the NLW screwed my out of the Junior with that bullshit Christmas show, I haven't been overly interested in making a second appearance in your stomping grounds. As a result, the REMATCH OF THE DANG CENTURY has fallen by the wayside. That is unfortunate. So I am glad the GFC are giving us this opportunity to have our next chapter. Foxie, see you in the octagon.
You note that Florida Man doesn't reference if he's putting his sketchy X crown on the line, almost like he was waiting to see the results. What a tool.
Nodding politely, Florida Man rises from the press conference.
He is not wearing pants.
A press conference with the future GUNS Fight Club, Visual Kai, and Parade of 1000 Demons champion... and current QUESTIONABLE GFC X*Crown champ. Which is signified by a cardboard burger king crown that the gator is wearing.
The Summer of Your Motherlovin' Florida Man continues.
Sitting at a table, the gator takes time out of his busy post-fight ritual of accidentally selling himself into a sex traffic ring, to address the Florida Nation.
Florida Man:
Yo Steve Awesome... if we were a tag team, our name would be... The X*Crown Champion and Steve Awesome.
The Man from Florida slams a bloody fist on the table. Steve will regret Dylan claiming X ownership in the GFC. More so.
Florida Man:
But with my fantastic GFC X defence, I find myself pulling a Sherman Helmsley and moving on up to the semis. The semis. Where the GFC have accidentally booked the hottest ticket this side of Off The Wagon taking on American Pussy in a "IF YOU CAN DRINK IT, IT'S LEGAL" match!
The downers seem to be taking effect, as Florida Man seems quite serious.
Florida Man:
Foxie. There have been a lot of folks casting shade on my JHC win. Folks that didn't believe I could beat you in even a lousy flag three-way-dance. The definition of a non-win. You did too, with your conspiracy theory. But you got better about accepting defeat as the sheep turned ugly. I appreciated that. Hell, I got a buy 1 get 1 free Big Gulp coupon with your name on it. Since your friends at the NLW screwed my out of the Junior with that bullshit Christmas show, I haven't been overly interested in making a second appearance in your stomping grounds. As a result, the REMATCH OF THE DANG CENTURY has fallen by the wayside. That is unfortunate. So I am glad the GFC are giving us this opportunity to have our next chapter. Foxie, see you in the octagon.
You note that Florida Man doesn't reference if he's putting his sketchy X crown on the line, almost like he was waiting to see the results. What a tool.
Nodding politely, Florida Man rises from the press conference.
He is not wearing pants.