All the Belts and Whistles: A CAR Cup Story
Aug 20, 2022 19:50:32 GMT -5
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Post by h2f on Aug 20, 2022 19:50:32 GMT -5
This is the place to see who has won every special CAR cup race. Here you will find the Silicone Cup, Sippy Cup, Athletic (Cup) Cup, and the Fan Belt tally!
7/26/20 - Punch Buggy No Punch Back wins a literal drag race, a drag race in which the racers had to drag a large golden bull statue.
7/18/21 - Angry Mad Chemists win with the best time in a downhill time trial obstacle course.
7/31/22 - Bad to the Bone/Angry Mad Chemists tie in a driver disco roller skate race. Carry the disco ball over the finish line on roller skates.
7/30/23 - Angry Mad Chemists win a New York City Traffic Nightmare Race
12/18/20 - Angry Mad Chemists win a bowling on ice themed race
5/24/21 - Tiny's Titans win a Flower Power race
6/20/21 - Esoteric Order of Driving win a Cake Day Race
11/22/21 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a Tour of Boone, NC Race
6/23/22 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a Tar and Feather Race
10/23/22 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a Cannon Fire Race
1/22/23 - Reedy Creek Racing win a New Year's fireworks race
4/30/23 - Punch Buggy No Punch Back, Angry Mad Chemists, Team Wood, Reedy Creek Racing, Mother. The Car, and Daughters of the 'Merican Revolution all "tie" to win joint custody of the golden jock strap in an April Fools Race
10/29/23 - Team Wood win a speedboat race
2/25/24 - Bowler Hat Brigade win a Race of Broken New Year's Promises
4/28/24 - Who Let The Dogs Out? win the Dog Track Race
10/11/20 - Mother, the Car. wins a Greatest Hits Race at End of Days
4/18/21 - Esoteric Order of Driving wins a Birthday Celebration Race
10/17/21 - Esoteric Order of Driving wins an Obstacle Gauntlet Race at Road to End of Days
5/29/22 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a standard 3 lap race
12/18/22 - Mother, the Car. wins a Blizzard of CARs race
6/22/23 - BANG! win a Birthday race
12/31/23 - Bowler Hat Brigade AND Reedy Creek Racing win a 2023 Greatest Hits Race
TEAM: ------------------------------- Fan Belts Won:
Punch Buggy No Punch Back --------------------------- 1
Angry Mad Chemists ---------------------------------- 2.25
Bad to the Bone Racing ------------------------------- 4
Esoteric Order of Driving ---------------------------- 7
Mother, the Car. ------------------------------------- 3.25
Reedy Creek Racing ----------------------------------- 4.25
BANG! (not Bros) ------------------------------------- 1.25
Don't Touch My Junk Racing --------------------------- 1
Rival Recruiter Racing ------------------------------- 1
The Sinister Suburbanites ---------------------------- 0
The Altan Ord ---------------------------------------- 0
Team Hightower Recycling ----------------------------- 2
Team Wood -------------------------------------------- 0
Team Fizzy Pops -------------------------------------- 0
Totally Terrible Turtles ----------------------------- 1
The Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Brady ------------ 0
Swann Enterprises: Flight Engines -------------------- 0
Escapism Sorority ------------------------------------ 1
MachGo~Go~Go~Go~Go~! --------------------------------- 0
Tiny's Titans ---------------------------------------- 1
Who Let the Dogs Out --------------------------------- 0
SILICONE CUP:
The Silicone Cup is the special XHF Night of Champions race that is held yearly at the biggest event of the year! It is an open sign up and usually a strange gimmick race. The trophy has evolved over time from a spray painted female enhancement to a slightly suggestive full trophy!
7/26/20 - Punch Buggy No Punch Back wins a literal drag race, a drag race in which the racers had to drag a large golden bull statue.
7/18/21 - Angry Mad Chemists win with the best time in a downhill time trial obstacle course.
7/31/22 - Bad to the Bone/Angry Mad Chemists tie in a driver disco roller skate race. Carry the disco ball over the finish line on roller skates.
7/30/23 - Angry Mad Chemists win a New York City Traffic Nightmare Race
ATHLETIC CUP:
The Athletic, or Cup, Cup is a one off race used when there isn't enough time between big events to get Sippy Cup Qualifiers in. Or if I feel like I need a one off race for any reason. The trophy is a glorious golden jockstrap! We at the CAR Committee highly advise against actually using the Cup Cup for its intended purpose ...
12/18/20 - Angry Mad Chemists win a bowling on ice themed race
5/24/21 - Tiny's Titans win a Flower Power race
6/20/21 - Esoteric Order of Driving win a Cake Day Race
11/22/21 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a Tour of Boone, NC Race
6/23/22 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a Tar and Feather Race
10/23/22 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a Cannon Fire Race
1/22/23 - Reedy Creek Racing win a New Year's fireworks race
4/30/23 - Punch Buggy No Punch Back, Angry Mad Chemists, Team Wood, Reedy Creek Racing, Mother. The Car, and Daughters of the 'Merican Revolution all "tie" to win joint custody of the golden jock strap in an April Fools Race
10/29/23 - Team Wood win a speedboat race
2/25/24 - Bowler Hat Brigade win a Race of Broken New Year's Promises
4/28/24 - Who Let The Dogs Out? win the Dog Track Race
SIPPY CUP:
The Sippy Cup is the main championship series in CAR. There are qualifier races to earn points, with a threshold set based on the number of races in the series, where the teams winning more points than the threshold get entered into the championship race. It is usually an elaborate, fancy, extra to-do race and the winner receives the coveted Sippy Cup, a literal golden sippy cup!
10/11/20 - Mother, the Car. wins a Greatest Hits Race at End of Days
4/18/21 - Esoteric Order of Driving wins a Birthday Celebration Race
10/17/21 - Esoteric Order of Driving wins an Obstacle Gauntlet Race at Road to End of Days
5/29/22 - Bad to the Bone Racing win a standard 3 lap race
12/18/22 - Mother, the Car. wins a Blizzard of CARs race
6/22/23 - BANG! win a Birthday race
12/31/23 - Bowler Hat Brigade AND Reedy Creek Racing win a 2023 Greatest Hits Race
FAN BELT TALLY:
The Fan Belt was instituted to give the team that wins the fan vote, that's right the one YOU READERS OF THE XHF NETWORK vote for, a prize in addition to the point for the Sippy Cup contention. The Fan Belts are literally just fan belts from actual cars.
TEAM: ------------------------------- Fan Belts Won:
Punch Buggy No Punch Back --------------------------- 1
Angry Mad Chemists ---------------------------------- 2.25
Bad to the Bone Racing ------------------------------- 4
Esoteric Order of Driving ---------------------------- 7
Mother, the Car. ------------------------------------- 3.25
Reedy Creek Racing ----------------------------------- 4.25
BANG! (not Bros) ------------------------------------- 1.25
Don't Touch My Junk Racing --------------------------- 1
Rival Recruiter Racing ------------------------------- 1
The Sinister Suburbanites ---------------------------- 0
The Altan Ord ---------------------------------------- 0
Team Hightower Recycling ----------------------------- 2
Team Wood -------------------------------------------- 0
Team Fizzy Pops -------------------------------------- 0
Totally Terrible Turtles ----------------------------- 1
The Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Brady ------------ 0
Swann Enterprises: Flight Engines -------------------- 0
Escapism Sorority ------------------------------------ 1
MachGo~Go~Go~Go~Go~! --------------------------------- 0
Tiny's Titans ---------------------------------------- 1
Who Let the Dogs Out --------------------------------- 0
Daughters of the 'Merican Revolution ----------------- 0
****A Special Thank You to DAVE for Generating This List and then Reminding Me to Post it.***