Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2022 22:52:16 GMT -5
The camera cuts to Julianna DiMaria sitting on a green room style couch and a makeshift studio. She has a microphone in her hands as a big screen is next to her. Some cheesy “Price is Right” style music is playing in the background while an unseen announcer is heard.
“WELCOME TO: YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! Starring your host… JULIANNA DIMARIA! Tonight, Julianna reacts to the latest Kirsty Mascara promo! Take it away, Jules!”
Julianna just laughs as she begins to speak.
“Yes! Indeed! This is “YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG”. Tonight, we get to see exactly how off base Kirsty Mascara is as I react to her latest… promo… if you can call it that. Note that I am watching this for the very first time just like most of you people watching this broadcast. So… let’s get to it! Play the promo.”
Julianna snaps her fingers and the promo plays next to her on the screen.
“...oh she’s going on about her life story again…”
Julianna rolls her eyes as Kristy drones on and on and on about her life, her brother, the asylum and so forth…
“...wake me up if she ever starts talking about me…”
Julianna curls up on the couch and closes her eyes, feigning sleep, while the promo continues in the background. The moment Julianna’s name is mentioned in the promo, a loud siren goes off wailing “MENTION ALERT!” repeatedly causing Julianna to wake up. She stands up and snaps her fingers again, pausing the video and shutting off the alarm.
“Wait, she FINALLY talked about me? Holy crap! It took her long enough! Anyway, let’s see what she says…”
SNAP!
The promo continues. She hears Kirsty hope that Julianna liked her story.
SNAP!
“I didn’t like your story because it had NOTHING to do with me. Why should I give a crap about your life story? It’s not going to have an affect on this match just like how my life story won’t. Yawn!”
SNAP!
The promo continues and Julianna immediately laughs when she hears her mention that she’s willing to take everything away from her.
SNAP!
“Kristy… you’ve got it ALL WRONG… on SO many levels! You know when I actually heard about your dreary story, I thought ‘oh here’s someone being a victim’. But now you’re willing to ‘take everything’ from me? HMM, maybe you’re the PROBLEM not the victim! Have you ever thought about that? Definitely not. By the way, I’m not going to drone about it, but there WAS a point years ago in my career where I DID lose everything. I know what rock bottom is like. My father was the worst hell I ever went through and you’re not putting me back there. Next…”
SNAP!
The promo plays again. Julianna dramatically falls to her knees and almost busts out laughing when she hears the part where Kristy made the claim that losing this match to her would mean she loses everything.
SNAP!
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Julianna as she takes some time to collect herself. “You’ve got it ALL WRONG!”
Julianna stands back up and continues.
“Do you know ANYTHING about wrestling? Because if you DID, you would know that YOU and only YOU determines whether you lose EVERYTHING in one match and I’m not talking about YOU regarding me, I’m talking about YOU regarding YOU! Say you DO beat me. It won’t happen but still. I’m not going to have this HUGE meltdown or anything. ‘Oh my GOD, I LOST! Now I have NOTHING’ FUCK THAT! Only WEAK people like YOU have THAT kind of mentality over ONE fucking loss! I’ve been around many wrestlers that have allowed one loss to define their careers and they NEVER recover because they think they’ve lost it all.
All they lost in reality is a match… and maybe a title. You’re NOT going to take ‘EVERYTHING’ from me if you win aside from the match. You’re THAT dense and THAT desperate. Of course, this is a symptom of focusing on your ISSUES so fucking much and not learning anything about me. I don’t know if there’s contendership talk about me after just one match, but if there is, it’s NOT going away over a loss that’s not going to happen. Get a fucking grip!”
SNAP!
Julianna watches the remainder of the promo. She has a facepalm moment when ‘looks’ are brought into the argument and dramatically falls over on the couch, mocking Kirsty’s words as a result when she hears the words ‘wrong with society’. She gathers herself as the promo ends.
“You’ve REALLY got it ALL WRONG! AGAIN with the stereotyping. Watch ALL of my promos in regards to this company up to this point. When have I EVER mentioned my looks at all? In fact, I have NEVER used my looks to get ahead in this business. My mother raised me better than that. Oh right, you assume just because you think I’m pretty. Hey Chris Gibson called and said he wanted his cliches back. Where did I even SAY I expected everything to be handed to me? Oh right… NEVER! Oh just because I LOOK a certain way means that I AM that stereotype? BULLSHIT! I’ve worked hard for EVERYTHING I’ve ever gotten in my career! PERIOD! Oh so I’m suddenly this rich, blonde Barbie millionaire that can buy whatever she wants? Don’t call someone else stubborn when you were too stubborn to even LEARN anything about me and instead decided to JUDGE and STEREOTYPE ME based on the way I look. Judge me by what the FUCK I do in that ring, not from something so shallow. How ironic that you see me as shallow when YOU’RE the one that’s shallow!
But you know what won’t be shallow? My victory over you that’s what! You’ve had it ALL WRONG from the moment this match came about… and that’s how this episode ends!
Julianna scoffs and laughs as she walks off the set.
“WELCOME TO: YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! Starring your host… JULIANNA DIMARIA! Tonight, Julianna reacts to the latest Kirsty Mascara promo! Take it away, Jules!”
Julianna just laughs as she begins to speak.
“Yes! Indeed! This is “YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG”. Tonight, we get to see exactly how off base Kirsty Mascara is as I react to her latest… promo… if you can call it that. Note that I am watching this for the very first time just like most of you people watching this broadcast. So… let’s get to it! Play the promo.”
Julianna snaps her fingers and the promo plays next to her on the screen.
“...oh she’s going on about her life story again…”
Julianna rolls her eyes as Kristy drones on and on and on about her life, her brother, the asylum and so forth…
“...wake me up if she ever starts talking about me…”
Julianna curls up on the couch and closes her eyes, feigning sleep, while the promo continues in the background. The moment Julianna’s name is mentioned in the promo, a loud siren goes off wailing “MENTION ALERT!” repeatedly causing Julianna to wake up. She stands up and snaps her fingers again, pausing the video and shutting off the alarm.
“Wait, she FINALLY talked about me? Holy crap! It took her long enough! Anyway, let’s see what she says…”
SNAP!
The promo continues. She hears Kirsty hope that Julianna liked her story.
SNAP!
“I didn’t like your story because it had NOTHING to do with me. Why should I give a crap about your life story? It’s not going to have an affect on this match just like how my life story won’t. Yawn!”
SNAP!
The promo continues and Julianna immediately laughs when she hears her mention that she’s willing to take everything away from her.
SNAP!
“Kristy… you’ve got it ALL WRONG… on SO many levels! You know when I actually heard about your dreary story, I thought ‘oh here’s someone being a victim’. But now you’re willing to ‘take everything’ from me? HMM, maybe you’re the PROBLEM not the victim! Have you ever thought about that? Definitely not. By the way, I’m not going to drone about it, but there WAS a point years ago in my career where I DID lose everything. I know what rock bottom is like. My father was the worst hell I ever went through and you’re not putting me back there. Next…”
SNAP!
The promo plays again. Julianna dramatically falls to her knees and almost busts out laughing when she hears the part where Kristy made the claim that losing this match to her would mean she loses everything.
SNAP!
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Julianna as she takes some time to collect herself. “You’ve got it ALL WRONG!”
Julianna stands back up and continues.
“Do you know ANYTHING about wrestling? Because if you DID, you would know that YOU and only YOU determines whether you lose EVERYTHING in one match and I’m not talking about YOU regarding me, I’m talking about YOU regarding YOU! Say you DO beat me. It won’t happen but still. I’m not going to have this HUGE meltdown or anything. ‘Oh my GOD, I LOST! Now I have NOTHING’ FUCK THAT! Only WEAK people like YOU have THAT kind of mentality over ONE fucking loss! I’ve been around many wrestlers that have allowed one loss to define their careers and they NEVER recover because they think they’ve lost it all.
All they lost in reality is a match… and maybe a title. You’re NOT going to take ‘EVERYTHING’ from me if you win aside from the match. You’re THAT dense and THAT desperate. Of course, this is a symptom of focusing on your ISSUES so fucking much and not learning anything about me. I don’t know if there’s contendership talk about me after just one match, but if there is, it’s NOT going away over a loss that’s not going to happen. Get a fucking grip!”
SNAP!
Julianna watches the remainder of the promo. She has a facepalm moment when ‘looks’ are brought into the argument and dramatically falls over on the couch, mocking Kirsty’s words as a result when she hears the words ‘wrong with society’. She gathers herself as the promo ends.
“You’ve REALLY got it ALL WRONG! AGAIN with the stereotyping. Watch ALL of my promos in regards to this company up to this point. When have I EVER mentioned my looks at all? In fact, I have NEVER used my looks to get ahead in this business. My mother raised me better than that. Oh right, you assume just because you think I’m pretty. Hey Chris Gibson called and said he wanted his cliches back. Where did I even SAY I expected everything to be handed to me? Oh right… NEVER! Oh just because I LOOK a certain way means that I AM that stereotype? BULLSHIT! I’ve worked hard for EVERYTHING I’ve ever gotten in my career! PERIOD! Oh so I’m suddenly this rich, blonde Barbie millionaire that can buy whatever she wants? Don’t call someone else stubborn when you were too stubborn to even LEARN anything about me and instead decided to JUDGE and STEREOTYPE ME based on the way I look. Judge me by what the FUCK I do in that ring, not from something so shallow. How ironic that you see me as shallow when YOU’RE the one that’s shallow!
But you know what won’t be shallow? My victory over you that’s what! You’ve had it ALL WRONG from the moment this match came about… and that’s how this episode ends!
Julianna scoffs and laughs as she walks off the set.