So this is what Intercourse is like? Part One!
Aug 29, 2022 11:59:53 GMT -5
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Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Aug 29, 2022 11:59:53 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside a limousine. In the back is Wesley Crane and Henderson. Henderson is swiping something on his iPad.
Henderson: “If my GPS is correct, we’re here.”
Sure enough, the limousine stops. The driver gets out and opens the back passenger side door. Wesley steps out of the limo and looks around.
Wesley Crane: “So this is what Intercourse is like?”
Wesley takes a deep breath in and begins to gag.
Wesley Crane: “My God, it smells like shit.”
Henderson has now gotten out of the limo.
Henderson: “That’s the cows you’re smelling. Lots of farm life out here.”
Wesley Crane: “People choose to live like this? Disgraceful.”
Henderson: “The place you’re looking for is right there. Are you sure about this?”
Wesley looks across the road. There he sees a little white house. There aren't any power lines to the house. On the left side of the house, a little ways away, is an outhouse.
Wesley Crane: “Oh I’m sure. Today we find out the real story of Jakie Wentzel.”
Wesley walks off with a purpose. He storms down the driveway. Henderson is right behind him. Before Wesley can get to the house, an Amish guy steps out on the porch. He places his hat on top of his head (because they’re not allowed to wear hats in their houses) and nods to Wesley.
Amish Guy: “Morning, what can I do for ya?”
Wesley Crane: “I was hoping I could ask you a couple of questions about one of your fellow local amish men?”
Amish Guy: “Sure can. Not sure I’ll be able to answer you, but you’re more than welcome to ask your questions.”
Wesley Crane: “I’m hoping to find the family of Jakie Wentzel. I hear he’s from Intercourse.”
The Amish guy looks a little nervous.
Amish Guy: “Uh, well… I’m sorry sir, but I’m not comfortable talking about it.”
Wesley reaches in his suit jacket pocket and pulls out a bunch of cash. He reaches it out toward the Amish guy. The Amish guy’s eyes get huge.
Wesley Crane: “Does this make you a little more comfortable? I know the Amish like to grow their own food and live off the grid, but I also know you all need money. Nothing speaks louder than cash. I’m giving you an opportunity to make a lot of money for a little amount of work. I know how hard the Amish work. You can take this cash and enjoy a day off. Hell-”
The Amish guy shoots Wesley a dirty look for saying the word “hell”.
Wesley Crane: “Heck, take off the entire week.”
Amish Guy: “Well, I’ll tell you what I can.”
Wesley looks toward Henderson.
Wesley Crane: “Make sure you record this.”
Amish Guy: “No videos. Our Amish ways don’t allow it. We don’t allow our pictures to be taken.”
Henderson: “It’ll just be an audio recording.”
Amish Guy: “That’ll be fine.”
Wesley Crane: “Is it true that Jakie Wentzel left the Amish community after brutally attacking a lawyer?”
Amish Guy: “That’s what people say. I don’t have any actual proof of it though.”
Wesley Crane: “Is your community ashamed of Jakie?”
Amish Guy: “No, we’re not asham-”
Wesley reaches into his pocket and pulls out some more cash. He waves it at the Amish guy.
Wesley Crane: “I’ll ask again, is your community ashamed of Jakie?”
Amish Guy: “Why would we be ashamed of a fellow brother?”
Wesley Crane: “Have you heard the way he talks? He curses like a trucker. That’s against your lifestyle isn’t it?”
Amish Guy: “It is.”
Wesley Crane: “And he has tattoos. That’s also against your lifestyle isn’t it?”
Amish Guy: “It is.”
Wesley Crane: “So it’s safe to say the Amish community is ashamed of him, correct?”
Wesley waves the cash in front of the Amish guy’s face.
Amish Guy: “Uh… I guess so.”
Wesley hands the Amish guy the cash. The Amish guy quickly places the cash in his pocket.
Wesley Crane: “Alright, one last question. Where can I find Jakie’s family? I have a ton of questions for those fuckers-”
The Amish guy shoots Wesley another dirty look.
Wesley Crane: “I said what I said. I’m pretty sure I paid you enough money to say the word “fucker”.. His family, where are they?”
At this point, the Amish guy looks annoyed.
Amish Guy: “Trust me when I say you don’t want nothin’ to do with the Wentzel family. They all moved to a steel compound deep in the middle of the woods. Nobody around here knows where it is, and nobody wants to find it either.”
Wesley Crane: “Maybe a little more cash will help joggle your memory?”
Amish Guy: “Sir, with all due respect, if you found them, you wouldn’t last a minute at their compound. If the rumors are true, they’re armed in watch towers. Their compound is now looked at as being a cult. Trust me, you don’t want nothin’ to do with them.”
Wesley realizes he’s probably gotten everything he’s going to get out of this guy.
Wesley Crane: “Thanks for your time. I’ll let you get back to your daily chores.”
Amish Guy: “Nice meeting ya! Wait a second, you never introduced yourself.”
Wesley Crane: “I’m the son of a bitch that’s going to put Jakie down once and for all. No need to thank me.”
Wesley and Henderson turn and start walking away.
Henderson: “Did you get what you’re looking for?”
Wesley Crane: “I got enough.”
Henderson: “You paid him enough money. Do you think anyone will believe the Amish community is actually ashamed of Jakie?”
Wesley Crane: “Does it really matter? The outcomes going to be the same. Jakie may or may not be the laughing stock of the Amish community but when I’m done with him, he will be the laughing stock of Wrestle:UK. Now let’s go. I need a hot shower and a stiff drink.”
Wesley and Henderson get back to the limo, and leave.
Henderson: “If my GPS is correct, we’re here.”
Sure enough, the limousine stops. The driver gets out and opens the back passenger side door. Wesley steps out of the limo and looks around.
Wesley Crane: “So this is what Intercourse is like?”
Wesley takes a deep breath in and begins to gag.
Wesley Crane: “My God, it smells like shit.”
Henderson has now gotten out of the limo.
Henderson: “That’s the cows you’re smelling. Lots of farm life out here.”
Wesley Crane: “People choose to live like this? Disgraceful.”
Henderson: “The place you’re looking for is right there. Are you sure about this?”
Wesley looks across the road. There he sees a little white house. There aren't any power lines to the house. On the left side of the house, a little ways away, is an outhouse.
Wesley Crane: “Oh I’m sure. Today we find out the real story of Jakie Wentzel.”
Wesley walks off with a purpose. He storms down the driveway. Henderson is right behind him. Before Wesley can get to the house, an Amish guy steps out on the porch. He places his hat on top of his head (because they’re not allowed to wear hats in their houses) and nods to Wesley.
Amish Guy: “Morning, what can I do for ya?”
Wesley Crane: “I was hoping I could ask you a couple of questions about one of your fellow local amish men?”
Amish Guy: “Sure can. Not sure I’ll be able to answer you, but you’re more than welcome to ask your questions.”
Wesley Crane: “I’m hoping to find the family of Jakie Wentzel. I hear he’s from Intercourse.”
The Amish guy looks a little nervous.
Amish Guy: “Uh, well… I’m sorry sir, but I’m not comfortable talking about it.”
Wesley reaches in his suit jacket pocket and pulls out a bunch of cash. He reaches it out toward the Amish guy. The Amish guy’s eyes get huge.
Wesley Crane: “Does this make you a little more comfortable? I know the Amish like to grow their own food and live off the grid, but I also know you all need money. Nothing speaks louder than cash. I’m giving you an opportunity to make a lot of money for a little amount of work. I know how hard the Amish work. You can take this cash and enjoy a day off. Hell-”
The Amish guy shoots Wesley a dirty look for saying the word “hell”.
Wesley Crane: “Heck, take off the entire week.”
Amish Guy: “Well, I’ll tell you what I can.”
Wesley looks toward Henderson.
Wesley Crane: “Make sure you record this.”
Amish Guy: “No videos. Our Amish ways don’t allow it. We don’t allow our pictures to be taken.”
Henderson: “It’ll just be an audio recording.”
Amish Guy: “That’ll be fine.”
Wesley Crane: “Is it true that Jakie Wentzel left the Amish community after brutally attacking a lawyer?”
Amish Guy: “That’s what people say. I don’t have any actual proof of it though.”
Wesley Crane: “Is your community ashamed of Jakie?”
Amish Guy: “No, we’re not asham-”
Wesley reaches into his pocket and pulls out some more cash. He waves it at the Amish guy.
Wesley Crane: “I’ll ask again, is your community ashamed of Jakie?”
Amish Guy: “Why would we be ashamed of a fellow brother?”
Wesley Crane: “Have you heard the way he talks? He curses like a trucker. That’s against your lifestyle isn’t it?”
Amish Guy: “It is.”
Wesley Crane: “And he has tattoos. That’s also against your lifestyle isn’t it?”
Amish Guy: “It is.”
Wesley Crane: “So it’s safe to say the Amish community is ashamed of him, correct?”
Wesley waves the cash in front of the Amish guy’s face.
Amish Guy: “Uh… I guess so.”
Wesley hands the Amish guy the cash. The Amish guy quickly places the cash in his pocket.
Wesley Crane: “Alright, one last question. Where can I find Jakie’s family? I have a ton of questions for those fuckers-”
The Amish guy shoots Wesley another dirty look.
Wesley Crane: “I said what I said. I’m pretty sure I paid you enough money to say the word “fucker”.. His family, where are they?”
At this point, the Amish guy looks annoyed.
Amish Guy: “Trust me when I say you don’t want nothin’ to do with the Wentzel family. They all moved to a steel compound deep in the middle of the woods. Nobody around here knows where it is, and nobody wants to find it either.”
Wesley Crane: “Maybe a little more cash will help joggle your memory?”
Amish Guy: “Sir, with all due respect, if you found them, you wouldn’t last a minute at their compound. If the rumors are true, they’re armed in watch towers. Their compound is now looked at as being a cult. Trust me, you don’t want nothin’ to do with them.”
Wesley realizes he’s probably gotten everything he’s going to get out of this guy.
Wesley Crane: “Thanks for your time. I’ll let you get back to your daily chores.”
Amish Guy: “Nice meeting ya! Wait a second, you never introduced yourself.”
Wesley Crane: “I’m the son of a bitch that’s going to put Jakie down once and for all. No need to thank me.”
Wesley and Henderson turn and start walking away.
Henderson: “Did you get what you’re looking for?”
Wesley Crane: “I got enough.”
Henderson: “You paid him enough money. Do you think anyone will believe the Amish community is actually ashamed of Jakie?”
Wesley Crane: “Does it really matter? The outcomes going to be the same. Jakie may or may not be the laughing stock of the Amish community but when I’m done with him, he will be the laughing stock of Wrestle:UK. Now let’s go. I need a hot shower and a stiff drink.”
Wesley and Henderson get back to the limo, and leave.
