Now THIS is what Intercourse is like! Part 2!
Aug 31, 2022 12:59:41 GMT -5
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Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Aug 31, 2022 12:59:41 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside Wesley Crane’s suite at the Turning Stone Casino near Syracuse NY. Wesley is in bed with a smoking hot brunette named Naomi. She is on top of him, riding back and forth like a cowgirl on a mechanical bull.
Wesley Crane: “Now THIS is what Intercourse is like!”
The camera fades out. When it comes back on, Wesley and Naomi are laying side by side in bed, both looking like they just got done running a marathon.
Wesley Crane: “Do you know why Wesley Crane always remembers your name, Naomi?”
Naomi: “Because I’m more special than the other girls you spend time with?”
Wesley lets out a little cocky laugh.
Wesley Crane: “Uh, no! It’s because your name spelled backwards is “I MOAN”... hard to forget a name like that!”
Naomi is offended. She huffs, gets up, grabs her clothes off the floor and walks into the bathroom.
Wesley Crane: “What’d I say?”
Naomi yells from the bathroom.
Naomi: “You’re a pig! I can’t believe I let you talk me into spending a night with you.”
Wesley’s eyes get big. He sits up and waits for her to walk out of the bathroom.
Wesley Crane: “Whoa, who said anything about you spending the night?”
Naomi storms out of the room and out the door. As she walks out, Henderson walks in with a concerned look on his face. He walks directly to Wesley’s bed and hands him his iPad.
Henderson: “Sir, I think you need to see this.”
Wesley Crane: “What do we have?”
Henderson: “Jakie Wentzel has spoken. He’s called you… rat shit!”
Wesley grins.
Wesley Crane: “Let me watch this.”
Wesley watches the video clip of Jakie’s promo. Once he’s done, he hands the iPad back to Henderson.
Wesley Crane: “Did he really just admit that he’s a connoisseur of shit?”
Henderson: “He did.”
Wesley Crane: “I swear to Christ, you can’t make this shit up when it comes to this guy. He makes this “shit” too easy.”
Henderson: “Sir, he seems upset.”
Wesley Crane: “Hell, I’d be upset too if God gave me the life that he gave him.”
Henderson: “No, I mean, he seems… pissed!”
Wesley gets a huge cocky grin on his face.
Wesley Crane: “Good. I want him pissed. I want him fired up and ready for a fight. I want that for anyone that I step into that ring with. I don’t ever want to hear an excuse when I kick somebody’s ass… and let’s be honest, anytime Wesley Crane steps in the ring, the person on the other side of the ring is getting their ass kicked.”
Henderson: “He’s offered you a place in the Amish community.”
This comment causes Wesley to laugh out loud.
Wesley Crane: “Wesley Crane, living in filth? Living with all this shit he just described? Nah, never going to happen. The fact is, Wesley Crane is too good for that “lifestyle”... that statement may annoy some. It may piss some people off… but facts are facts and the fact of the matter is I’m just better than everyone else, especially Jakie Wentzel.”
Wesley reaches over the side of the bed and picks up his workout pants. He sits up, places the pants on and then stands up, pulling up the pants on his way up. Once standing, he walks to the bar and pours a drink. He motions toward Henderson.
Wesley Crane: “Would you like a drink?”
Henderson: “Nope. I’m straight edge.”
Wesley Crane: “Straight edge, huh?”
Henderson: “Yeah, ya know… I don’t drink or do drugs-”
Wesley Crane: “Yes, Hendo, I know what straight edge means.”
Wesley pounds the drink and pours himself another one.
Wesley Crane: “Did you reserve a roulette table for me downstairs?”
Henderson: “I did. They’re expecting you.”
Wesley Crane: “Perfect. I’m feeling lucky tonight.”
Henderson: “Sir, I really think we should finish talking about all this stuff with Jakie.”
Wesley walks over to the leather couch and takes a seat. He reaches over and grabs the remote to the 85 inch television. He pushes the “power” button. Sportscenter is on and they’re talking about the NFL. Wesley grins.
Wesley Crane: “It’s almost football season. God, I make a lot of money during football season.”
Henderson walks and stands in front of the television. Wesley looks annoyed.
Wesley Crane: “You’re in the way.”
Henderson: “Sir, I really think we need to finish talking about Jakie and this match you’ve got coming up.”
Wesley Crane: “Can you believe the idiots in the UK actually call soccer, football? Everybody knows real football is what us Americans call the NFL.”
Henderson: “Sir, pleas-”
Wesley Crane: “You’re in the way. This is the last time I’m telling you to get out of the fucking way.”
Henderson steps to the side, letting Wesley have a clear view of the television.
Henderson: “Sir, please. We need to discuss this.”
Wesley Crane: “Okay, you want me to discuss Jakie Wentzel, here it is. He’s as useless as tits on a bull. He doesn’t belong in the same wrestling ring as Wesley Crane. Shit, he doesn’t deserve to be in the same country as Wesley Crane.”
Henderson: “So that’s your reply?”
Wesley Crane: “I’d have more to say if he was worth my time-”
There is a knock at the door.
Wesley Crane: “Come in!”
The door opens and there stands the beautiful woman from the Wrestle UK show.
Wesley Crane: “Sorry Hendo, but it’s time for you to leave. Wesley Crane is going to be a little late to the roulette table.”
Henderson: “Okay, I’ll make sure I let them know downstairs.
Wesley Crane: “Henderson…”
Henderson: “Sir?”
Wesley Crane: “Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.”
Henderson: “Yes sir.”
Wesley Crane looks at the woman.
Wesley Crane: “Get over here, beautiful.”
The scene fades out with the woman walking over to Wesley as Henderson walks out.
Wesley Crane: “Now THIS is what Intercourse is like!”
The camera fades out. When it comes back on, Wesley and Naomi are laying side by side in bed, both looking like they just got done running a marathon.
Wesley Crane: “Do you know why Wesley Crane always remembers your name, Naomi?”
Naomi: “Because I’m more special than the other girls you spend time with?”
Wesley lets out a little cocky laugh.
Wesley Crane: “Uh, no! It’s because your name spelled backwards is “I MOAN”... hard to forget a name like that!”
Naomi is offended. She huffs, gets up, grabs her clothes off the floor and walks into the bathroom.
Wesley Crane: “What’d I say?”
Naomi yells from the bathroom.
Naomi: “You’re a pig! I can’t believe I let you talk me into spending a night with you.”
Wesley’s eyes get big. He sits up and waits for her to walk out of the bathroom.
Wesley Crane: “Whoa, who said anything about you spending the night?”
Naomi storms out of the room and out the door. As she walks out, Henderson walks in with a concerned look on his face. He walks directly to Wesley’s bed and hands him his iPad.
Henderson: “Sir, I think you need to see this.”
Wesley Crane: “What do we have?”
Henderson: “Jakie Wentzel has spoken. He’s called you… rat shit!”
Wesley grins.
Wesley Crane: “Let me watch this.”
Wesley watches the video clip of Jakie’s promo. Once he’s done, he hands the iPad back to Henderson.
Wesley Crane: “Did he really just admit that he’s a connoisseur of shit?”
Henderson: “He did.”
Wesley Crane: “I swear to Christ, you can’t make this shit up when it comes to this guy. He makes this “shit” too easy.”
Henderson: “Sir, he seems upset.”
Wesley Crane: “Hell, I’d be upset too if God gave me the life that he gave him.”
Henderson: “No, I mean, he seems… pissed!”
Wesley gets a huge cocky grin on his face.
Wesley Crane: “Good. I want him pissed. I want him fired up and ready for a fight. I want that for anyone that I step into that ring with. I don’t ever want to hear an excuse when I kick somebody’s ass… and let’s be honest, anytime Wesley Crane steps in the ring, the person on the other side of the ring is getting their ass kicked.”
Henderson: “He’s offered you a place in the Amish community.”
This comment causes Wesley to laugh out loud.
Wesley Crane: “Wesley Crane, living in filth? Living with all this shit he just described? Nah, never going to happen. The fact is, Wesley Crane is too good for that “lifestyle”... that statement may annoy some. It may piss some people off… but facts are facts and the fact of the matter is I’m just better than everyone else, especially Jakie Wentzel.”
Wesley reaches over the side of the bed and picks up his workout pants. He sits up, places the pants on and then stands up, pulling up the pants on his way up. Once standing, he walks to the bar and pours a drink. He motions toward Henderson.
Wesley Crane: “Would you like a drink?”
Henderson: “Nope. I’m straight edge.”
Wesley Crane: “Straight edge, huh?”
Henderson: “Yeah, ya know… I don’t drink or do drugs-”
Wesley Crane: “Yes, Hendo, I know what straight edge means.”
Wesley pounds the drink and pours himself another one.
Wesley Crane: “Did you reserve a roulette table for me downstairs?”
Henderson: “I did. They’re expecting you.”
Wesley Crane: “Perfect. I’m feeling lucky tonight.”
Henderson: “Sir, I really think we should finish talking about all this stuff with Jakie.”
Wesley walks over to the leather couch and takes a seat. He reaches over and grabs the remote to the 85 inch television. He pushes the “power” button. Sportscenter is on and they’re talking about the NFL. Wesley grins.
Wesley Crane: “It’s almost football season. God, I make a lot of money during football season.”
Henderson walks and stands in front of the television. Wesley looks annoyed.
Wesley Crane: “You’re in the way.”
Henderson: “Sir, I really think we need to finish talking about Jakie and this match you’ve got coming up.”
Wesley Crane: “Can you believe the idiots in the UK actually call soccer, football? Everybody knows real football is what us Americans call the NFL.”
Henderson: “Sir, pleas-”
Wesley Crane: “You’re in the way. This is the last time I’m telling you to get out of the fucking way.”
Henderson steps to the side, letting Wesley have a clear view of the television.
Henderson: “Sir, please. We need to discuss this.”
Wesley Crane: “Okay, you want me to discuss Jakie Wentzel, here it is. He’s as useless as tits on a bull. He doesn’t belong in the same wrestling ring as Wesley Crane. Shit, he doesn’t deserve to be in the same country as Wesley Crane.”
Henderson: “So that’s your reply?”
Wesley Crane: “I’d have more to say if he was worth my time-”
There is a knock at the door.
Wesley Crane: “Come in!”
The door opens and there stands the beautiful woman from the Wrestle UK show.
Wesley Crane: “Sorry Hendo, but it’s time for you to leave. Wesley Crane is going to be a little late to the roulette table.”
Henderson: “Okay, I’ll make sure I let them know downstairs.
Wesley Crane: “Henderson…”
Henderson: “Sir?”
Wesley Crane: “Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.”
Henderson: “Yes sir.”
Wesley Crane looks at the woman.
Wesley Crane: “Get over here, beautiful.”
The scene fades out with the woman walking over to Wesley as Henderson walks out.
