J-ROK Presents: Parade of 1000 Demons Day 3 Quarter Finals
Aug 31, 2022 22:55:17 GMT -5
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Post by Kira Izumi on Aug 31, 2022 22:55:17 GMT -5
Somewhere in the darkness, a clock ticks over and over again, and a chain rattles and scrapes across the floor unseen. And then a voice growls from the shadows.
'The time is almost up, Dylan Black. Doom approaches, darkness falls, and soon? You and I will finally settle this.'
The chain gleams as the light hits it, and a collar lays tangled with it on the floor.
'We will both wear this collar, a sign of our bondage to the cruel whims of fate. Of our mutual hatred, eh? There will be no Pillars, no E.V.E, no Donzig-gun. Just you and I. Just us and this chain, Dylan.'
Donzig's voice purred, and something rustled in the darkness as the chain was dragged closer. It rattled and bounced across the floor, dragging the collar with it.
'As I crawled through the endless dark, as the cold waves of Oblivion washed over me, trying to drag me away to NOTHINGNESS! I saw the future, Dylan. Do you understand that? I saw the future as a man sees things through broken glass, in dreams and nightmares I witnessed a sea of tomorrows! And I know, I know that either you or I will stand at the end of this! That only one of us will hold these prizes at the end of the day! And so? For one of us? This dream will end.'
The clock rang out suddenly as it was flung against the wall, and broken glass and gears scattered across the floor. Bent and broken metal rolled across the floor, and then the camera was jerked around violently as the mask of Donzig filled the camera as his eyes burned behind the holes. Drool and spittle flew from the slots as his fingers clawed at the lens as he howled.
'WAKE UP DYLAN! TIME TO DIE!'
Psycho KGB: “(Many words exchanged between these two men. There’s a lot of history between these two too.)”
MUSHI: “(This is much more than a match, much more than one step closer at becoming the sixty seventh XHF Hardcore Champion…)”
The sound of drums echoes across the arena, and then dozens of small guttering flames spring to life along the ramp. And amidst the flickering and dancing shadows of those flames, and the slow strobes of lights as Donzig steps from the darkness. He pauses, snapping his coat around him angrily before he starts down the ramp. Dragging the heavy chain from his fist, it rattles and bounces across the ramp. He pauses at the stairs, and flings the chains and collar into the ring.
He climbs the stairs slowly, leaning against the ropes with his back arched as he stares out across the fans. Then his hand lifts, and he splays it across the mask before he slowly pulls it off with a sneer. Then he climbs through the ropes, and stalks back and forth before climbing the turnbuckle to snarl at the arena with his arms spread before he jumps down to bellow at the ref.
He rips off his long coat, flinging it aside before he leans into the corner with his back to the ramp as he glowers.
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall and is at a sixty minute time limit. It is the quarter finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournmanet and is a Barbedwire Dog Collar Death Match! Introducing first, in the red corner. Standing in at 6’0 and weighing in at 215 pounds, representing Donzig-Gun…. He is Donzig!)”
The heavy strums of a guitar play as the lights dim and swirl around the arena.
All the spotlights convene on the stage where a figure rises from the stage. He slowly spins with his arm outstretched, the hand just slightly crackling with electricity.
Dylan flips his hair back as the lights come up with the chorus. Pausing at the top of the stage to the boos from the crowd, he offers no more than a smirk before walking down the ramp, a few ballsy fans pelting him with some trash as he makes sure to savor every second of this. He gets to where the ramp meets the ringside area and pauses, bouncing on the balls of his feet before walking to the steps. He gets up them and gets into the ring, standing in the center. Antonio Katō stands on the apron, microphone in hand as the music dies down.
Antonio Katō: And now in the ring at this time... HE STANDS AT SIX-FEET-THREE-INCHES TALL, and weighed in tonight at a slim TWO-HUNDRED-AND-SEVEN-POUNDS, he is the SUPREME PILLAR OF VIOLENCE, the BOSTON CYBORG MANIAC, and you all know him as the GREATEST X*CROWN CHAMPION OF THE XHF NETWORK ERA! THE DAAAAAAAAAEMON! OF MAAAAAAAYHEM! DYLAAAAAAAAAAAN! BLAAAAAAAAAACK!
Dylan raises his arm in the air, a fist in the pose of E.V.E. He turns to his corner, leaning into it while waiting for the match to start. Completely ignoring whoever may already be in or coming down to the ring.
Psycho KGB: “(This match could be a main event anywhere, but this is just our opener for this show!)”
MUSHI: “(That’s just how good the rest of the matches are going to be. Every match tonight is filled with the highest talents in the death match scene.)”
The bell rings as the two men stare at each other. The referee has already put on the dog collar attached with a chain wrapped in barbed wire. The hatred between these two men boils deep into their bones. Donzig is the first to strike, with a big overhand chop to the chest. Dylan takes it and chops Donzig back. Neither men flinch as they trade chops with one another. Back and forth, the boos continue to reign down on both men as neither is well liked by this Japanese crowd.
Dylan ducks a chop and knees him into the gut. He goes for a suplex, but Donzig fights out of it with some knees to his head. He bounces off the ropes and pulls Dylan towards him, setting up a vicious spinebuster. He gets on top of him and starts laying in some punches.
He wraps the chain around Dylan's neck and tries to choke him out now. Black gets some good licks on him and knocks his opponent back. He unwraps the chain from his neck and balls it up around his fist. He throws a haymaker towards Donzig and lays him out cold!
MUSHI: “(A nasty punch from Black! He’s going for the pin!)”
Psycho KGB: “(One! Two!! Three)”
MUSHI: “(No a kick out by Donzig. But he’s dazed after that chain assisted punch.)”
Donzig gets back up, knees still wobbly, but he ducks another punch and whips the chain against Blacks back. The daemon really feels the barbed wire wrapped chain as it welts and tears into his back. He hits him again with the chain. He walks over towards him and gets his iron claw locked in.
Psycho KGB: “(The Sicilian Claw! This one could be over!)”
He has the claw locked in tight, Dylan tries to fight out of it, but it’s in too tight. Donzig puts more pressure on! Dylans shoulders are down.
ONE!
TWO!!
No he gets a shoulder up. The submission is still in though. Dylan tries to wrap a leg around the arm. He gets it and transitions the submission into a triangle choke. Triangle choke vs iron claw! Both men won’t let go!
They lock in their submissions in tight. Dylan punches Donzig while Donzig stomps Blacks face in. Both men finally let go of the submissions and create some space, sitting on the mat.
They rush to get up, and hit each other with lariats. Donzig grabs dylan and throws him into the ropes. He for the event horizon, but dylan catches him and throws him. Donzig lands on his feet and runs the ropes, coming off with a middle rope lionsault. Black catches him with a bicycle knee out of nowhere.
MUSHI: “(Disaster Piece!)”
Dylan throws him over the top rope to the outside. He climbs to the top rope with hardly no slack on the chain at all. Dylan jumps off the top with a flying cross body to the outside. They both crash and burn. Dylan gets back into the ring, going over the middle rope. He starts trying to drag Donzig in, and choke him. Donzig starts to fade, but we see Him get a tippy toe on the ground. This little bit of leverage gives him enough to grab the rope and yank down hard on the chain. Dylan comes rushing forward and eats shit in the ropes. Causing him to lose his breath.
Donzig comes back into the ring and dives on Black!
ONE!
TWO!!
TH-
Dylan kicks out of it. Donzig keeps on the offensive and goes for a ddt. He hits it and gets him up for another big move. Both him and Dylan charge one another though, hitting each other with a thrust kick. Both mens lights are out. They come back and punch each other in the faces! They take a few steps back before falling backwards.
MUSHI: “(Dylan and Donzig are holding each other up! Both men are out of it, but the chain is keeping them up!)”
Both men are hanging by a thread now. Dylan would reverse a powerbomb with some punches. He’d run the ropes and go for a big move, but Donzig catches him in the pop up powerbomb again. Dylan spins around and is in an electric chair position now. Dylan with the reverse hurricarana! Headstrong! He keeps the legs wrapped and gets Donzig into a tight prawn hold. The pin.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and moving onto the semi-finals, Dylan Black!)”
Fumio Daemura: "(This match is a wonder crush death match! Introducing first, Jack Gaines! and his opponent, Rat Bastard!)"
We return from the commercial break, to find the Rat Bastard inside of the hellish structure of the Wonder Ball! Jack Gaines slowly starts to climb inside as the crew prepares to seal the top. The gleaming glass and metal ball hangs over the ring, dangling from a series of thick cables and wires as it sways a few feet above the ring. The fans are in awe of the massive globe.
Before Jack can even jump down, Rat Bastard grabs him to fling him against the curving wall of the globe. But Gaines bounces off the wall, throwing a huge forearm across Rat’s face. The globe shuddering as it starts to sway as it rises.
Rat comes back in, going behind for a suplex! And then Gaines rolls behind him, reversing the move to crack Rat against the wall with a suplex of his own. The wall cracks and fractures, a few pieces of glass flying from the surface.
Gaines rolls away, launching a kick at the wall that Bastard narrowly dodges. Bastard grabs at him, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
The floor cracks under the blow and the globe bounces, and Rat goes to stomp on Gaines’ head. But he rolls aside and the glass cracks once more.
Gaines comes to his feet, and launches a kick. Rat Daddy snagged his foot, smirking before Gaines hit the enuzguri! The fans popped, and Bastard fell against the wall.
Gaines grabbed him, and went for a snap suplex as the globe lurched. But Rat Daddy reversed, and Gaines smashed against the wall before sliding down the fracturing glass.
Bastard bounced off the wall, hitting a leg drop before making the cover.
1….
2….
Gaines kicked out!
Bastard climbs to his feet, but Gaines snaps a kick upwards across his head. The fans cheer, and Bastard stumbles back as Gaines fires off a few more kicks.
Then he grabs his head, running up the wall before coming off with TORNADO DDT on Bastard.
The globe rocks to the side, swinging again as Bastard sprawls on fractured glass before Gaines goes for the pin.
1….
2…
Bastard rolls free with a quick shove as the globe swings again. Both men crouching for a moment as it sways to a halt.
The globe’s glass surface would occasional make a popping noise as the pair shifted, and inside you could see beneath a thin layer of glass scattered legos and thumbtacks along with confetti. The floor seemed to bend under their weight, and every so often pieces of the debris would fall from the bottom of the globe.
Psycho KGB: I do not like the looks of this thing at all!
MUSHI: I don’t know it is kind of beautiful in it’s way!
Rat Bastard shrugs as he looks around the globe, and Gaines takes a few steps. And then the pair lock up, pushing back and forth as the fans give a gasp as the thin glass floor on the globe cracks under their weight as they push back and forth.
Rat Bastard breaks away, shaking his head as his foot nearly sinks into splintered glass, lego, and tacks! He swears, and Gaines wastes no time in charging at him, driving him hard against the first layer of glass inside of the globe. It cracks, and scatters across the floor before Gaines grabs him to whip him across the globe.
But Rat Bastard reverses, and the fans pop as the globe swings hard to that direction as Gaines blasts through two layers of thin glass to crash down on the floor.
Psycho KGB: My understanding is the inside of this globe is layers of glass, and the last layer is the thickest! But honestly, anyone can fall out of the globe if they hit it hard enough!
MUSHI: That would be quite a fall!
Rat Bastard wastes no time running forward to drop a sliding drop kick into the side of Gaines, shoving him across the cracking glass and through what was left of the first layer to crack against the second which started to shatter as well. Gaines is bleeding from a few cuts as Bastard is on his feet, and he starts raining kicks and stomps against Jack causing cracks and lines to spread across the glass.
The globe swaying slightly.
Gaines was back on his feet, staggering a bit as the globe swayed again. Then Bastard grabbed at him, and Gaines grabbed him to spin him around. He shoved him against the glass, and with a pop of metal supports and breaking glass the bigger man crashed into the third layer! The fans cheered, and Gaines drove a few hard knees into Bastard.
Then he yanked him off the wall, and nailed a DDT that made the globe shake.
Glass broke, and Rat’s face disappeared through the hole before Gaines rolled him over. Rat Daddy was bleeding and sputtering, and Gaines dropped for a pin.
MUSHI: Oh! Rat Bastard could be finished, even the most simple of moves is dangerous inside of the Wonder Globe!
1…
2….
BASTARD KICKS OUT
Gaines shakes his head, and looks around the globe before reaching for Bastard! But Bastard nearly stabs him with a thick broken piece of glass. Gaines’ head snaps backwards, and Bastard moves to shove him backwards as he slides atop him. The long jagged piece of glass aimed at his face as Bastard pushes it downward.
Psycho KGB: Rat Bastard going for the throat! I can’t believe what I am seeing!
Mushi: Ripper needs to get out of this!
The fans were going wild, and Gaines was twisting on the mat as he pushed back against Bastard’s wrist. Then Gaines twisted, and managed to hook his legs around Bastard’s rips, and he rolled them over with a roar. His arm pressed down on Bastard’s throat, and he shoved the other one down to let the glass dagger bounce free of his hand.
The fans cheered, and Gaines tightened his crude hold!
Mushi: Bastard is fading fast, this is not good!
Bastard shoved his hand inside of the jagged hole made by his head, and grabbed a fist full of debris. Legos and tacks glittered, and then he crammed that into Jack’s face. Jack snapped backwards, shaking his head wildly as blood ran down his face.
Psycho KGB: Dirtiest fighter right there! Bastard is showing no mercy!
Blood ran down Gaines’ face as he tried to get back on his feet, but Rat Bastard wasted no time in grabbing him again before he lifted him for the Plague!
The fans screamed, booing as Gaines cracked against the side of the Globe! Another layer shattering to pieces as he plunked hard against the fourth layer. The whole globe swayed wildly, swinging from side to side before Bastard grabbed him once more with a glare.
Bastard threw a few punches, and Gaines staggered back before his shoulders pressed against the cracking and fractured glass.
Mushi: Ill intentions on the face of Rat Bastard!
Bastard ran in, but Gaines got his feet up to drive both boots into the face of the two time X-Crown Champion! Rat dropped backwards, and Gaines came off the wall with a wicked Tornado DDT!
The floor cracked again, and Gaines went for the pin.
1…
2….
BASTARD KICKS OUT!
Gaines swore, shaking his head as blood ran down his face. And he grabbed at Bastard, but the Rat Daddy twisted and yanked him down with a crash of breaking glass as he locked on an arm bar! The fans groaned, and Gaines grabbed at the floor as he tried to find a way to get loose.
Gaines pushed upwards, angling himself to roll Rat backwards into a pin as Bastard tightened the hold.
1….
Rat breaks the hold!
He comes to his feet, cursing as Gaines moves in with a kick! But Rat grabs his leg, dragging him in before he nails a cradle suplex! The globe shakes and bounces and the cracks over the floor grow wider as the hole spreads.
Rat wastes no time, making a pin that sinks Gaines deeper into the breaking glass and the sharp objects below.
1….
2…
GAINES GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
The fans cheer, and Bastard fumes before he grabs Gaines by the head bouncing it up and down against the floor which starts to splinter before he comes back to his feet.
He looks around, agitated as Gaines comes back to his feet. He hits a low blow on Rat Bastard, and the fans go wild before he staggers under the weight as he lifts him for the Lockerbie!
The fans cheer and the whole globe shakes as more of the floor shatters, Gaines stumbles. And Bastard pushes himself upwards only to be grabbed and flung against the wall.
The whole globe swings that way, and Gaines staggers. Rat Bastard turns, and batters a shoulder into his stomach before he plants him with a double arm DDT!
Rat goes for the pin!
1…
2…
The swinging globe makes Rat break the pin as he starts to slide, and the fans are on their feet. He staggers back, spreading his legs to catch his balance.
Gaines drags himself back to his feet, shaking his head as he motions for Rat to bring it on.
Rat Bastard glares angrily, and he grabs Gaines once more before he yells something at the crowd before he lifts him upwards. And he clearly is calling for the B.o.D as he stands at the edge of the broken glass floor.
BUT GAINES SLIPS FREE! The fans are going wild, and he lands on his feet before he drives a SUPERKICK into the face of Rat Bastard!
The place explodes, and Bastard falls screaming into the debri at the bottom of the globe. Ties and bits of wire flying from it as the thing bounces at the impact.
Psycho KGB: The two time X*Crown Champion is in trouble! I don’t know if Rat Bastard can come back from that!
Jack ‘Ripper’ Gaines stood at the edge, and he stared down at Rat Bastard before he gave a shake of his head.
RIP AND TEAR!
The fans exploded, and the chainlink bottom of the globe exploded outward in shower of confetti, lego pieces, and thumb tacks as Rat Bastard plunged from it to bounce hard aaginst the mat. He lay in a heap, and Gaines dropped beside him. Both men were bleeding, and covered in tacks before Gaines stirred to life.
An arm draped across the out of it Rat Bastard as the ref made a clear spot to count.
1…
2…
THREE!
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match... Jack Gaines!)"
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall at a sixty minute time limit and is the quarter finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament! Introducing first, from Florida, he’s the YTA Champion… Florida Man!)”
MUSHI: “(Florida Man not looking too happy being in this match. Can’t say i blame him given the stipulations for it.)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent, from Shinhidaka, Hokkaido, Japan, he is the J-ROK owner and leader of UZUMAKI! He is Kira Izumi!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Kira with a serious look on his face. He’s a desperate man going into this match for many reasons.)”
Izumi and Man start the match off with a little call back to their GFC matchup. Both men circle each other with their hands up, not the getting knocked out part. They trade punches before Izumi ducks a piece of fried chicken Florida Man had in his pocket. He kicks FM with a spinning kick to the gut before going for a knee strike to the kneeling gator.
He grabs his knee and hits a nasty looking alligator roll knee whip. Causing some pain in Izumi’s knee right off the bat. He drops down and clutches it. But he isn’t afforded much time, as FM gets him with some stomps. Izumi dodges one and trips up Florida. Izumi is the first to make an attempt at winning the match when he pulls out firecrackers and a lighter. Man stops this and kicks him in the face. Making the fireworks go off in Izumi’s hand.
Both men would continue to fight, brawling back and forth. FM would go for a gator roll, but Izumi would stop him halfway through. Lifting him up for a spinning suplex instead. Izumi would get him back up and hit him with a tiger suplex. He keeps hold and brings him up for a dragon suplex. Florida Man powers out power of a hundred floridians and arm drags Izumi. Izumi rolls back up to his feet and is caught with a crane kick. Florida would walk over towards some fireworks and pick up a hand full.
He’d get near the read end of Izumi and act like he’s going to end this match early. But instead he shoves them in his shirt and lights em ablaze!
BOOM!
POW!
BANG!
Some fireworks goes off inside Kiras shirt as he flips and flops in the ring. He starts to laugh though, asking for more! Florida shoves a big boot right into his teeth, or what’s left of them anyways. He punches him some more before he grabs some more fireworks and goes at him like he’s gonna stab him. Kira throws some pocket sand at him before whipping out some skewers. He plants his head with them like a pin cushion, Kicking him in the gut and then driving him down with an omega driver, a variation of the Decayed State of Mind!
Izumi grabs the fireworks and gets closer to Florida Man's cheeks as anyone should ever be. Closer he gets to winning this match, but all of a sudden before this gets any worse for both men,
MUSHI: “(Kira is very close to the end!)”
Psycho KGB: “(WAIT! He’s playing opossum!)”
Florida Man uses his gator tail and whips Kira in the face, causing the fireworks to go off in his face!
Psycho KGB: “(Poor guy keeps getting shot at with fireworks!)”
MUSHI: “(But it’s at his own fault. He keeps lighting them up and can never reach his target, thankfully.)”
Florida starts to hulk up like the best floridian known to man. Kira can’t hurt him, even when he tries to shoot fireworks at him!
Man mans up and clobbers his boss right in the face with his darwin award! Kira goes down! Florida pulls a bucket towards him and gets on top of Izumi. He shoves hands full of fireworks in his mouth. He shoves them till he can’t shove anymore, and even then he fits some more in. He grabs a lighter and gets really close. Kira can be seen flipping him off mumbling something. Making a lot of loud noises.
Florida shuts off the lighter before he can light the fireworks. Kiras hands fall down and the referee is forced to stop this match.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match via referee stoppage and going forward to the semi-finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament… Florida Man!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Florida Man not giving into Kira’s sick fantasies, instead winning this match in his own way.)”
MUSHI: “(You know that’s gotta piss off Izumi in his own sick way. We’ll have to wait and see if anything comes from this match and his YTA Title defense just a couple days ago.)”
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is your main event of the evening! And is a quarter finals bout in the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament. This match is an exploding barbed wire swimming pool death match! The object of this match is to throw your opponent into the swimming pool around the ring.)”
Psycho KGB: “(This is another match between two members of the original XHF.)”
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first, representing IPW. He is The Godfather of Hardcore. He is PRICE! And his opponent, he is Primal!!!)”
Both men start this match off violent. PRICE smashes some light tubes he brought with him into the head of Primal. Primal would fight through the pain and hit him with a frying pan. Both men don’t take shit, even after eating it in those hits.
They charge each other with lariats. They grab each other with one hand and start punching the hell out of one another with the other hand. It’s like Severn vs Takeyama in this bitch, with punches of an uncomfortable degree are thrown. Both men fall out of the ring after PRICE hits a perfect tribute onto Primal.
They crash and burn. PRICE picks him up and tries to throw him into the water, but to no avail. Primals hair trips PRICE up and stops him from falling into the water. Primal fights back and both men trade blows and suplexes. Primal uses the barbed wire to his advantage, smashing the face of PRICE with a barbedwire wrapped hair lariat!
He tries to throw PRICE over, but he ducks and slides between his legs. PRICE hits him with a backdrop suplex, picking him up again and driving him down with a ddt. He tries to punch him, but gets nothing as the thicc hair of Primal blocks it and pushes him off.
Primal is by the edge now, PRICE charges him, but gets rolled over! PRICE goes flying and over the edge!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fumio Daemura: “(The winner of this match… Primal!)”
'The time is almost up, Dylan Black. Doom approaches, darkness falls, and soon? You and I will finally settle this.'
The chain gleams as the light hits it, and a collar lays tangled with it on the floor.
'We will both wear this collar, a sign of our bondage to the cruel whims of fate. Of our mutual hatred, eh? There will be no Pillars, no E.V.E, no Donzig-gun. Just you and I. Just us and this chain, Dylan.'
Donzig's voice purred, and something rustled in the darkness as the chain was dragged closer. It rattled and bounced across the floor, dragging the collar with it.
'As I crawled through the endless dark, as the cold waves of Oblivion washed over me, trying to drag me away to NOTHINGNESS! I saw the future, Dylan. Do you understand that? I saw the future as a man sees things through broken glass, in dreams and nightmares I witnessed a sea of tomorrows! And I know, I know that either you or I will stand at the end of this! That only one of us will hold these prizes at the end of the day! And so? For one of us? This dream will end.'
The clock rang out suddenly as it was flung against the wall, and broken glass and gears scattered across the floor. Bent and broken metal rolled across the floor, and then the camera was jerked around violently as the mask of Donzig filled the camera as his eyes burned behind the holes. Drool and spittle flew from the slots as his fingers clawed at the lens as he howled.
'WAKE UP DYLAN! TIME TO DIE!'
Match One: Parade of 1000 Demons Block Quarter Finals; Barbed Wire Dog Collar Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Donzig Vs. Dylan Black
Donzig Vs. Dylan Black
Psycho KGB: “(Many words exchanged between these two men. There’s a lot of history between these two too.)”
MUSHI: “(This is much more than a match, much more than one step closer at becoming the sixty seventh XHF Hardcore Champion…)”
The sound of drums echoes across the arena, and then dozens of small guttering flames spring to life along the ramp. And amidst the flickering and dancing shadows of those flames, and the slow strobes of lights as Donzig steps from the darkness. He pauses, snapping his coat around him angrily before he starts down the ramp. Dragging the heavy chain from his fist, it rattles and bounces across the ramp. He pauses at the stairs, and flings the chains and collar into the ring.
He climbs the stairs slowly, leaning against the ropes with his back arched as he stares out across the fans. Then his hand lifts, and he splays it across the mask before he slowly pulls it off with a sneer. Then he climbs through the ropes, and stalks back and forth before climbing the turnbuckle to snarl at the arena with his arms spread before he jumps down to bellow at the ref.
He rips off his long coat, flinging it aside before he leans into the corner with his back to the ramp as he glowers.
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall and is at a sixty minute time limit. It is the quarter finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournmanet and is a Barbedwire Dog Collar Death Match! Introducing first, in the red corner. Standing in at 6’0 and weighing in at 215 pounds, representing Donzig-Gun…. He is Donzig!)”
The heavy strums of a guitar play as the lights dim and swirl around the arena.
You say I need psychotherapy
Now you're making me mad
I say you quit trying to fix me
Or this is gonna get bad
Now you're making me mad
I say you quit trying to fix me
Or this is gonna get bad
All the spotlights convene on the stage where a figure rises from the stage. He slowly spins with his arm outstretched, the hand just slightly crackling with electricity.
If you want a battle, I'll give you a war
Think you control me, don't know what you're in for
Keep coming at me, keep coming, you'll see
Keep pushing, keep pushing, pushing on me
IF YOU WANT CRAAAAAAAAAAZY!
I'LL GIVE YOU PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Think you control me, don't know what you're in for
Keep coming at me, keep coming, you'll see
Keep pushing, keep pushing, pushing on me
IF YOU WANT CRAAAAAAAAAAZY!
I'LL GIVE YOU PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dylan flips his hair back as the lights come up with the chorus. Pausing at the top of the stage to the boos from the crowd, he offers no more than a smirk before walking down the ramp, a few ballsy fans pelting him with some trash as he makes sure to savor every second of this. He gets to where the ramp meets the ringside area and pauses, bouncing on the balls of his feet before walking to the steps. He gets up them and gets into the ring, standing in the center. Antonio Katō stands on the apron, microphone in hand as the music dies down.
Antonio Katō: And now in the ring at this time... HE STANDS AT SIX-FEET-THREE-INCHES TALL, and weighed in tonight at a slim TWO-HUNDRED-AND-SEVEN-POUNDS, he is the SUPREME PILLAR OF VIOLENCE, the BOSTON CYBORG MANIAC, and you all know him as the GREATEST X*CROWN CHAMPION OF THE XHF NETWORK ERA! THE DAAAAAAAAAEMON! OF MAAAAAAAYHEM! DYLAAAAAAAAAAAN! BLAAAAAAAAAACK!
Dylan raises his arm in the air, a fist in the pose of E.V.E. He turns to his corner, leaning into it while waiting for the match to start. Completely ignoring whoever may already be in or coming down to the ring.
Psycho KGB: “(This match could be a main event anywhere, but this is just our opener for this show!)”
MUSHI: “(That’s just how good the rest of the matches are going to be. Every match tonight is filled with the highest talents in the death match scene.)”
The bell rings as the two men stare at each other. The referee has already put on the dog collar attached with a chain wrapped in barbed wire. The hatred between these two men boils deep into their bones. Donzig is the first to strike, with a big overhand chop to the chest. Dylan takes it and chops Donzig back. Neither men flinch as they trade chops with one another. Back and forth, the boos continue to reign down on both men as neither is well liked by this Japanese crowd.
Dylan ducks a chop and knees him into the gut. He goes for a suplex, but Donzig fights out of it with some knees to his head. He bounces off the ropes and pulls Dylan towards him, setting up a vicious spinebuster. He gets on top of him and starts laying in some punches.
He wraps the chain around Dylan's neck and tries to choke him out now. Black gets some good licks on him and knocks his opponent back. He unwraps the chain from his neck and balls it up around his fist. He throws a haymaker towards Donzig and lays him out cold!
MUSHI: “(A nasty punch from Black! He’s going for the pin!)”
Psycho KGB: “(One! Two!! Three)”
MUSHI: “(No a kick out by Donzig. But he’s dazed after that chain assisted punch.)”
Donzig gets back up, knees still wobbly, but he ducks another punch and whips the chain against Blacks back. The daemon really feels the barbed wire wrapped chain as it welts and tears into his back. He hits him again with the chain. He walks over towards him and gets his iron claw locked in.
Psycho KGB: “(The Sicilian Claw! This one could be over!)”
He has the claw locked in tight, Dylan tries to fight out of it, but it’s in too tight. Donzig puts more pressure on! Dylans shoulders are down.
ONE!
TWO!!
No he gets a shoulder up. The submission is still in though. Dylan tries to wrap a leg around the arm. He gets it and transitions the submission into a triangle choke. Triangle choke vs iron claw! Both men won’t let go!
They lock in their submissions in tight. Dylan punches Donzig while Donzig stomps Blacks face in. Both men finally let go of the submissions and create some space, sitting on the mat.
They rush to get up, and hit each other with lariats. Donzig grabs dylan and throws him into the ropes. He for the event horizon, but dylan catches him and throws him. Donzig lands on his feet and runs the ropes, coming off with a middle rope lionsault. Black catches him with a bicycle knee out of nowhere.
MUSHI: “(Disaster Piece!)”
Dylan throws him over the top rope to the outside. He climbs to the top rope with hardly no slack on the chain at all. Dylan jumps off the top with a flying cross body to the outside. They both crash and burn. Dylan gets back into the ring, going over the middle rope. He starts trying to drag Donzig in, and choke him. Donzig starts to fade, but we see Him get a tippy toe on the ground. This little bit of leverage gives him enough to grab the rope and yank down hard on the chain. Dylan comes rushing forward and eats shit in the ropes. Causing him to lose his breath.
Donzig comes back into the ring and dives on Black!
ONE!
TWO!!
TH-
Dylan kicks out of it. Donzig keeps on the offensive and goes for a ddt. He hits it and gets him up for another big move. Both him and Dylan charge one another though, hitting each other with a thrust kick. Both mens lights are out. They come back and punch each other in the faces! They take a few steps back before falling backwards.
MUSHI: “(Dylan and Donzig are holding each other up! Both men are out of it, but the chain is keeping them up!)”
Both men are hanging by a thread now. Dylan would reverse a powerbomb with some punches. He’d run the ropes and go for a big move, but Donzig catches him in the pop up powerbomb again. Dylan spins around and is in an electric chair position now. Dylan with the reverse hurricarana! Headstrong! He keeps the legs wrapped and gets Donzig into a tight prawn hold. The pin.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and moving onto the semi-finals, Dylan Black!)”
Match Two: Parade of 1000 Demons Block B Round 2; Wonder Crush Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Jack Gaines Vs. Rat Bastard
Jack Gaines Vs. Rat Bastard
Fumio Daemura: "(This match is a wonder crush death match! Introducing first, Jack Gaines! and his opponent, Rat Bastard!)"
We return from the commercial break, to find the Rat Bastard inside of the hellish structure of the Wonder Ball! Jack Gaines slowly starts to climb inside as the crew prepares to seal the top. The gleaming glass and metal ball hangs over the ring, dangling from a series of thick cables and wires as it sways a few feet above the ring. The fans are in awe of the massive globe.
Before Jack can even jump down, Rat Bastard grabs him to fling him against the curving wall of the globe. But Gaines bounces off the wall, throwing a huge forearm across Rat’s face. The globe shuddering as it starts to sway as it rises.
Rat comes back in, going behind for a suplex! And then Gaines rolls behind him, reversing the move to crack Rat against the wall with a suplex of his own. The wall cracks and fractures, a few pieces of glass flying from the surface.
Gaines rolls away, launching a kick at the wall that Bastard narrowly dodges. Bastard grabs at him, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
The floor cracks under the blow and the globe bounces, and Rat goes to stomp on Gaines’ head. But he rolls aside and the glass cracks once more.
Gaines comes to his feet, and launches a kick. Rat Daddy snagged his foot, smirking before Gaines hit the enuzguri! The fans popped, and Bastard fell against the wall.
Gaines grabbed him, and went for a snap suplex as the globe lurched. But Rat Daddy reversed, and Gaines smashed against the wall before sliding down the fracturing glass.
Bastard bounced off the wall, hitting a leg drop before making the cover.
1….
2….
Gaines kicked out!
Bastard climbs to his feet, but Gaines snaps a kick upwards across his head. The fans cheer, and Bastard stumbles back as Gaines fires off a few more kicks.
Then he grabs his head, running up the wall before coming off with TORNADO DDT on Bastard.
The globe rocks to the side, swinging again as Bastard sprawls on fractured glass before Gaines goes for the pin.
1….
2…
Bastard rolls free with a quick shove as the globe swings again. Both men crouching for a moment as it sways to a halt.
The globe’s glass surface would occasional make a popping noise as the pair shifted, and inside you could see beneath a thin layer of glass scattered legos and thumbtacks along with confetti. The floor seemed to bend under their weight, and every so often pieces of the debris would fall from the bottom of the globe.
Psycho KGB: I do not like the looks of this thing at all!
MUSHI: I don’t know it is kind of beautiful in it’s way!
Rat Bastard shrugs as he looks around the globe, and Gaines takes a few steps. And then the pair lock up, pushing back and forth as the fans give a gasp as the thin glass floor on the globe cracks under their weight as they push back and forth.
Rat Bastard breaks away, shaking his head as his foot nearly sinks into splintered glass, lego, and tacks! He swears, and Gaines wastes no time in charging at him, driving him hard against the first layer of glass inside of the globe. It cracks, and scatters across the floor before Gaines grabs him to whip him across the globe.
But Rat Bastard reverses, and the fans pop as the globe swings hard to that direction as Gaines blasts through two layers of thin glass to crash down on the floor.
Psycho KGB: My understanding is the inside of this globe is layers of glass, and the last layer is the thickest! But honestly, anyone can fall out of the globe if they hit it hard enough!
MUSHI: That would be quite a fall!
Rat Bastard wastes no time running forward to drop a sliding drop kick into the side of Gaines, shoving him across the cracking glass and through what was left of the first layer to crack against the second which started to shatter as well. Gaines is bleeding from a few cuts as Bastard is on his feet, and he starts raining kicks and stomps against Jack causing cracks and lines to spread across the glass.
The globe swaying slightly.
Gaines was back on his feet, staggering a bit as the globe swayed again. Then Bastard grabbed at him, and Gaines grabbed him to spin him around. He shoved him against the glass, and with a pop of metal supports and breaking glass the bigger man crashed into the third layer! The fans cheered, and Gaines drove a few hard knees into Bastard.
Then he yanked him off the wall, and nailed a DDT that made the globe shake.
Glass broke, and Rat’s face disappeared through the hole before Gaines rolled him over. Rat Daddy was bleeding and sputtering, and Gaines dropped for a pin.
MUSHI: Oh! Rat Bastard could be finished, even the most simple of moves is dangerous inside of the Wonder Globe!
1…
2….
BASTARD KICKS OUT
Gaines shakes his head, and looks around the globe before reaching for Bastard! But Bastard nearly stabs him with a thick broken piece of glass. Gaines’ head snaps backwards, and Bastard moves to shove him backwards as he slides atop him. The long jagged piece of glass aimed at his face as Bastard pushes it downward.
Psycho KGB: Rat Bastard going for the throat! I can’t believe what I am seeing!
Mushi: Ripper needs to get out of this!
The fans were going wild, and Gaines was twisting on the mat as he pushed back against Bastard’s wrist. Then Gaines twisted, and managed to hook his legs around Bastard’s rips, and he rolled them over with a roar. His arm pressed down on Bastard’s throat, and he shoved the other one down to let the glass dagger bounce free of his hand.
The fans cheered, and Gaines tightened his crude hold!
Mushi: Bastard is fading fast, this is not good!
Bastard shoved his hand inside of the jagged hole made by his head, and grabbed a fist full of debris. Legos and tacks glittered, and then he crammed that into Jack’s face. Jack snapped backwards, shaking his head wildly as blood ran down his face.
Psycho KGB: Dirtiest fighter right there! Bastard is showing no mercy!
Blood ran down Gaines’ face as he tried to get back on his feet, but Rat Bastard wasted no time in grabbing him again before he lifted him for the Plague!
The fans screamed, booing as Gaines cracked against the side of the Globe! Another layer shattering to pieces as he plunked hard against the fourth layer. The whole globe swayed wildly, swinging from side to side before Bastard grabbed him once more with a glare.
Bastard threw a few punches, and Gaines staggered back before his shoulders pressed against the cracking and fractured glass.
Mushi: Ill intentions on the face of Rat Bastard!
Bastard ran in, but Gaines got his feet up to drive both boots into the face of the two time X-Crown Champion! Rat dropped backwards, and Gaines came off the wall with a wicked Tornado DDT!
The floor cracked again, and Gaines went for the pin.
1…
2….
BASTARD KICKS OUT!
Gaines swore, shaking his head as blood ran down his face. And he grabbed at Bastard, but the Rat Daddy twisted and yanked him down with a crash of breaking glass as he locked on an arm bar! The fans groaned, and Gaines grabbed at the floor as he tried to find a way to get loose.
Gaines pushed upwards, angling himself to roll Rat backwards into a pin as Bastard tightened the hold.
1….
Rat breaks the hold!
He comes to his feet, cursing as Gaines moves in with a kick! But Rat grabs his leg, dragging him in before he nails a cradle suplex! The globe shakes and bounces and the cracks over the floor grow wider as the hole spreads.
Rat wastes no time, making a pin that sinks Gaines deeper into the breaking glass and the sharp objects below.
1….
2…
GAINES GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
The fans cheer, and Bastard fumes before he grabs Gaines by the head bouncing it up and down against the floor which starts to splinter before he comes back to his feet.
He looks around, agitated as Gaines comes back to his feet. He hits a low blow on Rat Bastard, and the fans go wild before he staggers under the weight as he lifts him for the Lockerbie!
The fans cheer and the whole globe shakes as more of the floor shatters, Gaines stumbles. And Bastard pushes himself upwards only to be grabbed and flung against the wall.
The whole globe swings that way, and Gaines staggers. Rat Bastard turns, and batters a shoulder into his stomach before he plants him with a double arm DDT!
Rat goes for the pin!
1…
2…
The swinging globe makes Rat break the pin as he starts to slide, and the fans are on their feet. He staggers back, spreading his legs to catch his balance.
Gaines drags himself back to his feet, shaking his head as he motions for Rat to bring it on.
Rat Bastard glares angrily, and he grabs Gaines once more before he yells something at the crowd before he lifts him upwards. And he clearly is calling for the B.o.D as he stands at the edge of the broken glass floor.
BUT GAINES SLIPS FREE! The fans are going wild, and he lands on his feet before he drives a SUPERKICK into the face of Rat Bastard!
The place explodes, and Bastard falls screaming into the debri at the bottom of the globe. Ties and bits of wire flying from it as the thing bounces at the impact.
Psycho KGB: The two time X*Crown Champion is in trouble! I don’t know if Rat Bastard can come back from that!
Jack ‘Ripper’ Gaines stood at the edge, and he stared down at Rat Bastard before he gave a shake of his head.
RIP AND TEAR!
The fans exploded, and the chainlink bottom of the globe exploded outward in shower of confetti, lego pieces, and thumb tacks as Rat Bastard plunged from it to bounce hard aaginst the mat. He lay in a heap, and Gaines dropped beside him. Both men were bleeding, and covered in tacks before Gaines stirred to life.
An arm draped across the out of it Rat Bastard as the ref made a clear spot to count.
1…
2…
THREE!
Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match... Jack Gaines!)"
Match Three: Parade of 1000 Demons Block A Quarter Finals; Exploding Anus Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Kira Izumi Vs. Florida Man
Kira Izumi Vs. Florida Man
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is set for one fall at a sixty minute time limit and is the quarter finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament! Introducing first, from Florida, he’s the YTA Champion… Florida Man!)”
MUSHI: “(Florida Man not looking too happy being in this match. Can’t say i blame him given the stipulations for it.)”
Fumio Daemura: “(And his opponent, from Shinhidaka, Hokkaido, Japan, he is the J-ROK owner and leader of UZUMAKI! He is Kira Izumi!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Kira with a serious look on his face. He’s a desperate man going into this match for many reasons.)”
Izumi and Man start the match off with a little call back to their GFC matchup. Both men circle each other with their hands up, not the getting knocked out part. They trade punches before Izumi ducks a piece of fried chicken Florida Man had in his pocket. He kicks FM with a spinning kick to the gut before going for a knee strike to the kneeling gator.
He grabs his knee and hits a nasty looking alligator roll knee whip. Causing some pain in Izumi’s knee right off the bat. He drops down and clutches it. But he isn’t afforded much time, as FM gets him with some stomps. Izumi dodges one and trips up Florida. Izumi is the first to make an attempt at winning the match when he pulls out firecrackers and a lighter. Man stops this and kicks him in the face. Making the fireworks go off in Izumi’s hand.
Both men would continue to fight, brawling back and forth. FM would go for a gator roll, but Izumi would stop him halfway through. Lifting him up for a spinning suplex instead. Izumi would get him back up and hit him with a tiger suplex. He keeps hold and brings him up for a dragon suplex. Florida Man powers out power of a hundred floridians and arm drags Izumi. Izumi rolls back up to his feet and is caught with a crane kick. Florida would walk over towards some fireworks and pick up a hand full.
He’d get near the read end of Izumi and act like he’s going to end this match early. But instead he shoves them in his shirt and lights em ablaze!
BOOM!
POW!
BANG!
Some fireworks goes off inside Kiras shirt as he flips and flops in the ring. He starts to laugh though, asking for more! Florida shoves a big boot right into his teeth, or what’s left of them anyways. He punches him some more before he grabs some more fireworks and goes at him like he’s gonna stab him. Kira throws some pocket sand at him before whipping out some skewers. He plants his head with them like a pin cushion, Kicking him in the gut and then driving him down with an omega driver, a variation of the Decayed State of Mind!
Izumi grabs the fireworks and gets closer to Florida Man's cheeks as anyone should ever be. Closer he gets to winning this match, but all of a sudden before this gets any worse for both men,
MUSHI: “(Kira is very close to the end!)”
Psycho KGB: “(WAIT! He’s playing opossum!)”
Florida Man uses his gator tail and whips Kira in the face, causing the fireworks to go off in his face!
Psycho KGB: “(Poor guy keeps getting shot at with fireworks!)”
MUSHI: “(But it’s at his own fault. He keeps lighting them up and can never reach his target, thankfully.)”
Florida starts to hulk up like the best floridian known to man. Kira can’t hurt him, even when he tries to shoot fireworks at him!
Man mans up and clobbers his boss right in the face with his darwin award! Kira goes down! Florida pulls a bucket towards him and gets on top of Izumi. He shoves hands full of fireworks in his mouth. He shoves them till he can’t shove anymore, and even then he fits some more in. He grabs a lighter and gets really close. Kira can be seen flipping him off mumbling something. Making a lot of loud noises.
Florida shuts off the lighter before he can light the fireworks. Kiras hands fall down and the referee is forced to stop this match.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match via referee stoppage and going forward to the semi-finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament… Florida Man!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Florida Man not giving into Kira’s sick fantasies, instead winning this match in his own way.)”
MUSHI: “(You know that’s gotta piss off Izumi in his own sick way. We’ll have to wait and see if anything comes from this match and his YTA Title defense just a couple days ago.)”
Main Event: Parade of 1000 Demons Block B Quarter Finals; Exploding Barbed Wire Swimming Pool Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
PRICE Vs. Primal
PRICE Vs. Primal
Fumio Daemura: “(This match is your main event of the evening! And is a quarter finals bout in the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament. This match is an exploding barbed wire swimming pool death match! The object of this match is to throw your opponent into the swimming pool around the ring.)”
Psycho KGB: “(This is another match between two members of the original XHF.)”
Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing first, representing IPW. He is The Godfather of Hardcore. He is PRICE! And his opponent, he is Primal!!!)”
Both men start this match off violent. PRICE smashes some light tubes he brought with him into the head of Primal. Primal would fight through the pain and hit him with a frying pan. Both men don’t take shit, even after eating it in those hits.
They charge each other with lariats. They grab each other with one hand and start punching the hell out of one another with the other hand. It’s like Severn vs Takeyama in this bitch, with punches of an uncomfortable degree are thrown. Both men fall out of the ring after PRICE hits a perfect tribute onto Primal.
They crash and burn. PRICE picks him up and tries to throw him into the water, but to no avail. Primals hair trips PRICE up and stops him from falling into the water. Primal fights back and both men trade blows and suplexes. Primal uses the barbed wire to his advantage, smashing the face of PRICE with a barbedwire wrapped hair lariat!
He tries to throw PRICE over, but he ducks and slides between his legs. PRICE hits him with a backdrop suplex, picking him up again and driving him down with a ddt. He tries to punch him, but gets nothing as the thicc hair of Primal blocks it and pushes him off.
Primal is by the edge now, PRICE charges him, but gets rolled over! PRICE goes flying and over the edge!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fumio Daemura: “(The winner of this match… Primal!)”