Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 1, 2022 23:27:22 GMT -5
October 31, 2008
Lexington, KY
Lexington, KY
It was Halloween night and three little children were wandering the neighborhood. A short one was dressed as Freddy Kruger. A really tall one was dressed as Michael Myers and an average highted one was dressed as a wildcat wearing a UK jersey. Number 23 to be exact. The three kids have a bag full of candy and are eating some as they keep on walking.
"We got a whole lot of candy didn't we?"
"Yeah, a whole lotta shit, John."
"It's free candy man. Who cares?"
"Man all we got was dollar tree suckers and stale laffy taffy. Not even no hershey's!"
"They could've at least given us more of the good stuff, yeah. But who cares. We got our treat, now lets go play a trick!"
"Yeah! Lets go pull a big prank on your ma an' pops."
"You crazy bro? They'd kill me!"
"Yeah man, fuck that. Lets go have some more fun instead. I overheard the bigger kids saying something about a secret stash at this old ladies house. There's all sorta of good shit man. Like pineapple express, strawberry punch, and banana split!"
"That sounds so good! But what about the trick?"
"Man if you'd quit clownin' i'd tell ya."
"Sorry Tommy."
"Yeah you'll be sorry John, now listen yous two. We's just gotta go down by little abners. Turn left and sneak into the creepy house with the white fence. That's where the stash is! Now let me tell you where the trick will come to play. We're gonna go shoot some fireworks near her house and scare her! Then when she walks out to see what happened, we'll sneak in and get the stash!"
"Hell yeah Tommy! Lets go do this!"
The three kids head down the street towards Little Abner's. They cut left and try to sneak towards the house. They have their little hands full of fireworks.
"Yo Tommy, there's one thing i don't get though."
[color=white: "What's that Wildcat?"[/color]
"How we gonna light these things?"
"With this dummy."
Tommy pulls out a small black bic from his pocket.
"Where'd ya get this shit from anyways Tommy?"
"My moms an' pops, duh. Now lets go guys."
As they head towards the old ladies house they can hear yelling and a commotion from the old woman's house.
"Yo what's that?"
"How am i supposed to know? We gotta be real quiet guys. Be careful and lets go hide in her bush."
The other two younger boys listen to the older one as they follow him closer to the house. The closer they get, the louder the racket gets. It sounds like the old woman is fighting with a few teenagers or young adults.
"Man, them teenagers you overheard are already here. What we gonna do if they already got the stash?"
"No way they got it yet man. They must've got caught like a bunch of dummies."
"Fo sho dawg."
We hear a loud thump and a young man yelling. An old woman screams no and stop.
"I'm gonna go hide underneath the porch. When those kids head out you light the fireworks off and i'll go sneak in to get the stash."
"Good luck wildcat!"
He hurries up and gets underneath the porch and stairs. As he does the door opens and the old woman bursts out. She's followed by three teenagers in halloween costumes. The old woman falls on the porch as the teenagers yell. She screams no one more time before...
BANG! BANG! BANG!
The Tallest of the teenagers busts a cap in her.
Holes in her legs and stomach as she tries to crawl down the stairs.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Three more in her chest and head. The old woman stops moving as a river of red pours from her. The crimson drips down and drops on Capone. He holds his breath as he shakes and his eyes widen.
The three teenager get out of dodge and dip. The three young boys get out of their hiding spots and look at the woman.
"You... You 'ight grandma?"
"Naw dawg. She... She dead dog... She ain't movin' none dawg. Lets get the fuck outta here!"
Tommy and John start to run. Capone stands still staring at the body.
"Come on you dummy, we ain't got time for you ta be actin' all types of ways. We gotta dip right now!"
He pulls Capone and the three get out of there.
Present Day:
"The Royal Crown A brand new briefcase that grants you a shot at any belt in IPW. When i heard that IPW was letting people from other promotions in, i had to jump on the chance. This is something that only comes once in a life time and i'll be damned sure to make sure i make the most of it. I know i'm probably the underdog going into this match. Hell i'm probably dead last compared to a lot of these other guys in this rumble match."
"But here's the thing. I've been in situations like this, in fights like this all my life. I survived the first time, I overcame the second time. And the third time? Well this third time i plan on winning. There's tons of talent in this match. Former champions, second generation wrestlers. The works. But ain't a single one of them like me. Ever since debuting i've rose through the rankings in Tap Out Wrestling. Hell i've never been pinned."
"I know this match, pins won't matter, but i've watched plenty of rumbles to know the dos and don'ts."
He says as he stands up from the concrete steps.
"My name is Wildcat Capone. I'm the stone cold killa, the real fuckin' deal. And i'm going to win this match. Win IPWs Top Championship. I'm gonna look at Jason Long right in the eye as the world champion of his promotion. And i'm gonna spit right in his face. And there's nothing you can do to stop me."
