Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 30, 2017 0:04:30 GMT -5
The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
XHF Misery
XHF Misery
September 29th, 2002
The Astrodome, Houston, Texas
*The lights are out, suddenly the lights open on a blue set as “Pitiful” by Blindside rips across the PA. The crowds in the Houston Astrodome take to their feet as the camera flies around the arena. It finally comes to rest on Michael Cole and Jerry “The King” Lawler who are sitting at ringside*
Cole: Hello and welcome to the Xtreme Hardcore Federation’s Misery live here in the Astrodome in Houston Texas!
King: Are we starting already?
Cole: I’m not sure, Mongo still has yet to arrive at the arena!
*Again, the arena is cast into darkness, a spotlight appears on the entranceway, which is enshrined with fog. A light appears underneath it as a few notes from a bass shake the house*
Cole: What the heck is this?
*Slowly the song begins, it’s Paul McCartney’s “Lonely Road”, and the people playing it are Paul himself and his new band!*
Cole: I didn’t know about this!
King: I did, that autograph he got from Paul was actually on a contract to play tonight
*As Paul and his band continue playing, the lights go up. Soon though, the song gets to near the end, but a loud noise is beginning to drown it out. Some spotlights point to the center of the ceiling as it begins to open up! The loud noise is that of a helicopter! It descends into the arena and Mongo is seen inside, with gold!*
Cole: It’s Mongo!
*The helicopter lands and Mongo runs out from it, ducking to avoid decapitation. The helicopter heads back up as Mongo is in the ring with what appears to be an old BDDWF belt. Mongo waves Paul McCartney to come down to ringside as Mongo pulls out a microphone.*
Mongo: Rat, you didn’t think I could do it, but tonight, the North American Championship match will be for gold!
*He raises the title as the crowd cheers*
Mongo: Now lets get this show started!
*"Cold" by Static-X hits, and The Dark Mistress walks out from the apron. She then walks down the ramp, with all the male fans cheering for her. She then gets in the ring, and then holds her arms in the air, taunting to the crowd.*
Paul: Isn’t she a cute lass?
Cole: Oh yeah she is
Mongo: Yeah, why do you think I’ve gotten along with the Dark Parade so long?
King: Because she’s got it going on!
*Depech Modes Strange love plays over the P.A. as pink lights flash all around.Dr.Stranglelove slowly prances down toward the ringwearing his pink bowa and pink tights while blowing kisses to the fans.*
Paul: Now wait, I thought this was for the women’s championship
Cole: *Sigh* It is
XHF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
The Dark Mistress vs. Dr. Strangelove©
*Dr. Strangelove grabs a mic from the ring announcer*
DR: OH MY GAAAAAAWWWWWWWDDDD. Another SKANK that thinks she can take MY women’s championship.
*The good Dr. then drops the mic and begins to beat on the Mistress with a flurry of punches to the head. The Mistress is leaning against the ropes and the good Dr. whips her across the ring. Strangelove awaits her return and she does with a cross body on the Dr. 1-2-Strangelove throws her off of him. Strangelove gets to his feet as The Mistress gets up and kicks the Dr. in the stomach and delivers a DDT. The Mistress has the momentum as the good Dr. rolls around on the mat holding his head. The Mistress climbs to the top rope as the dazed Strangelove gets to his feet. Strangelove turns towards the Mistress and she flies off grabbing the head of Strangelove for a tornado DDT.*
Mongo: Wow, I didn’t know she could do that!
Cole: I didn’t know a woman could do that!
Paul: I did, ay Cole? Eh? Eh?
Cole: What are you talking about?
Paul: Nothing…..
*The Dr. is hurting as Mistress makes the cover 1-2-and the Dr. barely gets the shoulder up. The Mistress again climbs to the top rope as the Dr. stumbles around as he gets to his feet. The Mistress flies off for a Hurricanrana but Strangelove holds her in the air and drops her with a powerbomb. Strangelove falls backwards on the mat and both combatants are laid out on the mat. 1-2-3-4-The Mistress gets to her feet breaking the refs ten count and she moves over to Strangelove who is on his knees. She goes for a kick to the head and Strangelove ducks and low blows the Mistress. Mistress does not seem to effected much to the surprise of Dr. Strangelove. She turns back and kicks again this time connecting with the head of the good Dr. Mistress picks up Dr. Strangelove and whips him into the ropes. The Mistress lowers her head for a back body drop and Strangelove counters with That Loving Feeling. The good Dr. is hurt as well and the Mistress is completely out. The Dr. crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up then turns and dives on the Mistress for the cover 1-2-the Mistress gets a shoulder up. The Dr. gets on his knees holding his head in shame as she kicked out of his best move.*
Mongo: Wow, that’s kinda sad
*Strangelove gets to his feet and he is pissed. He lifts the Mistress up beating her in the head several times as she is brought to her feet. He whips her into the ropes and lowers his head. The Mistress flips over and rolls him up with a sunset flip 1-2-3.*
Winner and new Women’s Champion the Dark Mistress.
Cole: Thank god! The belt finally has gone back to a woman!
*The Mistress is out and does not look like the winner as Dr. Strangelove gets to his feet and is raving mad. He yells at the Ref who just rolls out of the ring. The Dark Mistress slowly gets to her feet and Strangelove in a fit of rage hits the Mistress with the Loving Touch. The Mistress is out and the good Dr. seems proud of himself until he sees the Dark Parade running down the ramp. Dr. Stragelove quickly rolls out of the ring and runs away through the crowd as both Pumpkin and Scarecrow get in the ring and try to revive the Mistress.
Cole: He just attacked a woman!
Paul: Now that isn’t’ right
Mongo: Yeah, and you’d know, I mean, your wife is like half your age
Mongo: Oh, I have work that Nelly Angel is talking to someone backstage
*The scene opens up in the backstage area. Nelly Angel is standing in the interview room with mic in hand. He looks to be a bit nervous..than suddenly the shadow of the enormous Prodigy enters the room...and the crowd knows why. Prodigy steps to Nelly, with a look of complete frustration and anger on his face.*
Nelly Angel: Prodigy, there's a rumor going around the backstage area that you are...well, somewhat angry over your lack of match for Misery.
Prodigy: Mr. Angel.....Mr. Nelly FUCKING Angel....follower of Mongo. You get on the show dont you? Every PPV, every Gastro, EVERY PYRO...YOU MAKE THE SHOW! But look, look at the greatest spectacle in wrestling...look at EVERYONE's FAVORITE PERFORMER....LOOK AT THE PRODIGY!!! I work my ass off for these people....these fans....these pathetic XHF marks..and what do I get? NOTHING! I am the XHF United States Champion and I DESERVE BETTER! ..............*He seems to be slowly calming down, although his face is still beat red from anger. He is no longer breathing heavy, and the familiar smirk returns.* But ya know what Nelly...it's ok. I have a plan, and it begins tonight. Friday night on Gastro, the plan will be revealed and one single superstar in the XHF will be singled out...systematically and destroyed....viciously. Do you know why that is? Do you know why I HAVE THE UNBELIEVEABLE GULL to say that? Do you know why I can back up every DAMN PHRASE I utter?
Nelly Angel: Why is tha....
Prodigy: It is SIMPLY BECAUSE....I am the Sensation Of Innovation, Nelly. I am the man reknown the world over as the Annville Approbation. Nobody, noBODY can do what I do in that ring. I am the best technical superstar in the world today and what does that make me Nelly? Does it make me an "RWF Superstar"? Does it make me a champion? Does it make me a legend in my own time?...or tell me Nelly...does it just make me...SIMPLY SENSATIONAL.......
*The scene fades to black as the fans turn their attention to the entry way...*
Paul: What was he talking about?
Mongo: Himself, as usual
*And here we are... The most insane match possibly this night, the match that one of the two will definitely walk out of miserable. We have a Parking Lot Ladder Match. As of now, the Parking Lot is desolate and empty, with no one around, and all we see is the solitude crane in the center of the parking lot, which hangs the Internet Championship. A few ladders are scattered about, along with a couple of cars, and some other random hardcore items.*
Paul: This is a concept I’ve never even heard of!
Mongo: Yeah, we tend to do at least one of those every pay per veiw
*We see, from the corner of the screen, Death, who is sneaking up around the crane. He runs over to a ladder, picks it up, and begins to set it up, and calls the referee over out of hiding. He begins to climb the ladder, and it looks as if this match will never start! *
Cole: It looks like Death isn’t going to give Goldberg the chance in this match!
*However, Death wasn't expecting for Goldberg to be attempting to do the same thing, and Goldberg sneaks around the opposite side of the crane, only to be surprised by Death's ascent before his. Goldberg goes around, and pulls Death down off the ladder, beating him in his head, as the second referee that was with him leaves, and our match is under way. *
King: This could be brutal!
Mongo: Could be? Could be? It will be
XHF INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP
PARKING LOT LADDER MATCH
Goldberg© vs. Death
*Goldberg administers a hard kick to Death's stomach, and then throws him into the back window of an SUV! However, Death misses his intended target, and his shoulder slams into the door, right below the window. Goldberg isn't satisfied at this, and picks him up, and shoves his head through the window. *
Paul: Ouch! That’s gotta be a bugger!
It's a bloodbath already, and the match just started! Death, now groggy and incoherent, stumbles around, as Goldberg goes to grab a steel chair. Goldberg finds a suitable one, only to be clocked with it in the face when he turns around into a Big Boot from Death! The chair flies through the air and hits the floor a few feet away. Death mounts Goldberg, and begins punching his head feverishly, trying to draw blood from him in any way possible. Death grabs Goldberg and flips him on to his stomach, and begins slamming Goldberg's head into the pavement.
Cole: God damn that must hurt!
King: Well hey, I can demonstrate it for you if you like.
Cole: No that's alright.
*Goldberg stops his head at one point, by putting his hands in between his head and the floor, and Death becomes frustrated, and attempts to pick up Goldberg. He picks him up to his feet, and they tie up in your run of the mill bone and collar tie up. Death hits Goldberg with a quick European Uppercut, but holds him up. He pulls Goldberg over to the side window of a Sedan Coupe, and slams him on to the trunk! He then goes around, breaks the window, and opens the door. He pops open the trunk, and attempts to shove Goldberg into the trunk! Goldberg doesn't allow him too however, and sends Death face first into the open trunk door. Death bounces back, and falls flat too the floor. Goldberg, at this point, sets up another ladder right next to the other one, which is still standing, and he begins to climb it. Death comes to his senses, and runs over to the other ladder, and climbs it twice as fast, and before you know it, Jesus Christ, both men are at the top of both ladders*
Paul: This is dangerous!
King: Thanks for stating the obvious
*Goldberg begins to punch Death in his head, and pulls him up on to the top of the car. This looks like it's going to get ugly, but Goldberg laughs at Death, and jumps with him off the car, into a sitting powerbomb! Both men are down and wracked with pain! Death, surprisingly, comes to his feet first, and begins to go to town on Goldberg with some kicks to his head. Death runs Goldberg's head against the tire of the car, and then picks him up... He pulls Goldberg over to the side of an eighteen wheeler, and smacks his face into the wall of it. Goldberg collapses to the floor.*
Mongo: Wow, Death isn’t showing any remorse
King: Maybe all of Rat’s coaching is working
*Death grabs a third ladder, and sets this one up near the eighteen wheeler. He pulls Goldberg up the ladder with him, and pulls him on to the top of the Eighteen Wheeler. The roof feels unstable, but Death is comfortable with it. He pulls Goldberg between his legs, and pulls him up into the air, for the Death Bomb From Hell, but Goldberg reverses it in a desperation move into the Jackhammer! He executes it, and sends both of them flying through the Eighteen Wheeler!*
Mongo: *Clears throat* HOLY SHIT!
*He, however, quickly breaks out the Eighteen Wheeler and makes a run for the title. He begins climbing the ladder, and reaches the top, reaching for the Internet Title. He touches the title, and turns to notice Death running at him! Death pushes the ladder, but it's too late! Goldberg grabs on to the title, and now he's hanging from the crane! He quickly unstraps the title, while hanging on for dear life, and drops down, on to the ladder below!*
Winner: Goldberg
King: Jesus Christ! His back might be broken!
Mongo: I'll have to agree with that. Shit that must have hurt.
*Death, furious at this, begins to pound on Goldberg, until about twenty officials and EMT officers run into the parking lot to separate the two... This match, as sick as it is, is now done.*
Cole: That was wild! That was sick! That was…was
Mongo: Xtreme?
Cole: YEAH!
*Diamond walks out from behind the curtain, as Finger Eleven's "Above" begins to strum into the hard guitars, blaring through the hearts of the people. Diamond blows a kiss to the ladies in the crowd, and raises his hands in the air, mouth gaping wide open. He swings his hands down, and the stage explodes, filling with smoke. He walks down the ramp through the smoke, and shakes his head from side to side, hair flailing every which way. He then steps up, as Finger Eleven carries on. He walks down to the ring, and stretches his neck out, jumping down the ramp, and punching the air. He shouts out to the crowd, and stretches his arms out, as "Above" plays. He then slides into the ring, and pops to his feet, jumping to the second turnbuckle, and does a Triple Hish flex on the turnbuckle. He then spits blue mist out on to the crowd as the song dies down.*
Mongo: You know, Harry has been in some big matches, but do you think he still has what it takes to beat Diamond?
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Harry comes from behind the curtains.A big cloud of smoke fills the entrance area.Red, blue, and green lights hit the whole arena.Harry walks through the Smoke clouds and then stops.He raises his arm in the air and Pyro bursts from the side of him.He then continues to walk to the ring and the gets in.He goes up on the turnbuckle and raises his hand in the air.Which gets the fans going and they chant Harry Sucks.Harry then goes to the corner crosses his arms and waits for his opponent.
Paul: Holy wow, he’s big, and ugly
Mongo: Yeah, great gimick, isn’t it, too bad he’s another RWF wasted talent!
XHF SUICIDAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Diamond© vs. Hardcore Harry
*Diamond jumps around the ring in preparation for Hardcore Harry’s opening attack. Harry swings an arm but Diamond dodges away. Using quick sidesteps towards and away from Harry Diamond takes jabbing shots to Harry’s jaw. Harry takes the shots, biding his time, before lunging at Diamond. He picks him up by the waist and charges, driving him through the ropes landing Diamond on the outside. Harry travels through the ropes to the floor in one step. Diamond looks up to see Harry’s hands grab him by the hair. He raises his arms trying to free himself, but can only flail as Harry pulls him by the hair to the security wall, throwing him over into the crowd. Harry steps over the wall this time in pursuit of Diamond. Diamond is picked up by the hair again and is placed in a front facelock. Harry stares at the crowd and lifts Diamond to suplex him back into the ring area, but pauses while Diamond is held vertically in mid air. The crowd boos as Harry’s display of strength, but they turn to cheers as Diamond lands on his feet. He tries to spin around but finds that Harry is still holding his neck, and is dropped with a neckbreaker headfirst onto the top of the security wall!*
Cole: Oh my god!
*The crowd is silenced and the Xtreme-Tron show a sadistic smile on Harry’s face. Diamond is amazingly the first one to feet, and clambers underneath the apron. He pulls out two tables, lighting up the crowd again. He sets them up as Harry takes a chair from ringside. He unfolds it and places over the wall on the inside. As Harry steps on top of the wall Diamond sprints up to him. Using the setup chair to lift himself up he launches himself for a hurricanrana through the tables. Harry gets his arms forward and grabs Diamond around the neck in midair before dropping him onto the setup chair with a falling chokebomb! Harry does not cover. He instead pulls Diamond onto his feet. He picks up the battered chair and scrapes one of the legs across Diamond’s forehead, causing him to draw blood. His bloodied face is smashed onto the tabletop and Harry rolls him onto it. The second table is picked up and placed over Diamond’s body. Harry walks slowly over to the corner of the ring. He raises his arm for a rope to pull himself up, but instead turns and Big Boots a TV camera into the face of the nearby cameraman! The cameraman who is out cold is picked up onto Harry’s shoulder single handedly and lifted onto the apron. Harry holds him up in a near-standing position by his throat before chokeslamming him off of the apron and straight through Diamond’s table sandwich he had just made!*
Mongo: My god, I’ve never seen him this sadistic before!
*Harry steps through the roes and climbs up onto the turnbuckle. He raises his arms, mocking the crowd who are booing him. He steps back down and sees Freestyle enter the ring! The crowd pops as a vicious chairshot connects with Harry’s skull, flooring him. Freestyle slides to the outside and helps Diamond up, rolling him back into the squared circle. He shows the Suicidal champion the fallen challenger and points towards the turnbuckle. Diamond, hurt shakes his head as if he is too weak, but the crowd start to cheer. Diamond brightens up at the sound and slowly travels to the corner, holding his midsection. He takes a step up the corner to the joy of the fans, and then another before Freestyle hits him with a low blow! Freestyle turns around and hooks Diamond’s arms, bringing him back down to the mat with a terrifying Countout!*
Cole: That was low!
*Freestyle flips off both competitors before escaping up the ramp, having made his mark. Harry raises his head, looking at his surroundings before getting up. He laughs and slides outside the ring to the apron, where he pulls out another table. The announcers find their desks cleared of equipment by the challenger. The table is lifted above his head and placed with one side on either desk, creating a bridge between the two. Harry snatches a chair away from an announcer and throws it into the ring. He climbs in and pulls Diamond up. The inverted piledriver is hit onto the chair with unnerving brutality. Diamond is thrown to the outside, rolling into the Spanish announcer’s table after hitting the floor. Harry follows and wastes no time in placing him onto the table bridged across the desks. Harry is moving quickly, without so much as acknowledging the crowd as he pulls out a ladder from the apron and slides it into the ring. The ladder is setup and steadied. Harry climbs up its rungs, facing away from his opponent. He gets to the top and takes a glance behind him, before balancing both feet on the very tip of the structure. He stares ahead at the Xtreme-Tron showing his own image staring back at himself. He bends over slightly before launching himself back with a moonsault at his opponent! He connects! Both men fall to the floor amid a collection of splinters.*
Paul: Oh my, I don’t know how much more I can watch of this
Mongo: I’ve seen worse
*Harrys’ body is on top of Diamond’s 1 – 2 – Harry gets up! Without the usual authority of Harry’s previous motions Diamond is lifted and shoved into the corner of the apron. A Big Boot from Harry connects crashing Diamond’s head against the ringpost! Diamond can do nothing but stand in a braindead daze. Harry takes the opportunity to pick up a chair, and hits two lethal chairshots sandwiching Diamond’s head between the steel of the chair and the steel of the ring post. Diamond falls to the ground showing no signs of life, as Harry covers him for the 1 – 2 – 3. The belt is passed across to its new owner, but the celebrations are stopped by Chris Styles jumping the barrier! He has a chair in his hand and Harry, having just obtained the Suicidal title is not risking a fight and is fleeing! The chase leads backstage bringing the match to an abrupt end
Winner: Hardcore Harry
Cole: I think any doubts about how hardcore Harry can still get have been put to rest!
*Diamond comes to his feet, walks around to the side of the ring, and snatches a microphone, and gets back into the ring.*
Diamond: You know something? That bastard just beat me, and I really could care less. He got one up on me, good for him, because I still have something else on my mind.
*Diamond chuckled and waited for the crowd to quiet down.*
Diamond: Prodigy! I want you! YOU AND YOUR TITLE WILL BE MINE! Tonight, it isn't my Misery, it will be yours if you don't get out here right now!
*The arena falls to a small hush as the lights dim to a slightly visible light blue. The crowd continues to buzz until the words "Simply Sensational" stretch across the Xtreme-Tron. This prompts the people to rise to their feet in an undying jeer of hatred as "Across The Nation" by Union Underground begins. Moments later Prodigy steps through the curtain, water bottle as well as United States Title in hand. The United States Championship is not lonely, for Prodigy is also wearing The now defunct XWA Heavyweight Championship around his waist as he makes his way to the ring. As is his way, Prodigy is wearing his "Prodigy... Champion... The Meanings Are Absolute" logo t-shirt. Methodically he approaches the ring before discarding his water bottle into the crowd. He climbs the apron then steps through the ropes before heading to the center of the ring to perform his signature croutched-one fist-raised taunt. The crowd responds with a horrendous amount of boos, prompting him to lean on the ropes to yell back at them*
Mongo: Jesus, we didn’t need this
*Prodigy looks at Diamond, and chuckles. He turns away to look at the crowd, and then he turns around to nail Diamond with a right hand! Diamond and Prodigy throw fists back and forth, and Prodigy kicks Diamond into the corner. He begins to pull Diamond up on the top rope, and sets him up for a Top Rope Pandora Powerbomb, and picks up Diamond while standing on the second rope, facing the ring! He looks as if he's about to step off, but Diamond flings his body downward, and nails Prodigy with a top rope Hurracanrana! Prodigy is dizzy, and dazed as he pops back to his feet, and gets nailed with a Superkick from Diamond! Prodigy bounces off the ropes, but never falls, and Diamond backs out the ring, as Prodigy is still standing, but obviously pissed. Diamond curses at Prodigy, as he backs up the ramp, laughing.*
Paul: What just happened
Cole: Wouldn’t you like to know
Mongo: I think we all would
*The ring is filled with weapons for the super hardcore tag match. Trash cans and backing pans are all over the ring as a ladder is set up on the outside by every turnbuckle. Tables are set up all around the outside of the ring as well as the Challengers make their entrance. The arena goes black, and Downfall by TRUSTcompany plays as red lights flicker. Chris Adams and Chris Williams are at the top of the ramp way, when Williams turns around for a few seconds to show off his shiny red jacket that says "I'm The King Of The World" in black lettering on the back. He turns back around and the two walk down cockily and Williams slides into the ring. Adams gets on the apron and goes over the top rope as they wait for their opponents.*
Mongo: The Chris and Chris connection have made a huge impact here in the XHF this match shouldn’t be any sort of a letdown
*Limp Bizkit's "Chocolate Star Fish and Hot Dog Flavored Water" hits the speakers. The Crowd gets on it's feet as they know who it is! The Wildbrothers both enter in style with the XHF Hardcore Tag Titles around their wastes! They walk down the ramp from the Xtreme-Tron, enter the ring and go to all the corners to taunt with their titles high into the air. The Crowd is on the Wildbrothers side cheering, ready for the match to begin, as the Wildbrothers are!!*
Paul: So what is a super hardcore match?
Mongo: My best guess is that it’s more hardcore than average
Paul: Fair enough
XHF HARDCORE TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
SUPER HARDCORE MATCH
The Chris & Chris Connection vs. The Wildbrothers©
*The match immediately begins with all four men going at each other with everything. Adams and Pulverizer go at it as Williams and Rocket go at each other as well. Williams clothelines Rocket over the top rope as Pulverizer runs at Adams and Adams back body drops Pulverizer over the top rope, but Pulverizer lands on his feet on the apron and punches Adams in the back of the head. The two exchange blows and William yells something to Adams then hits the ropes. Williams runs towards Adams and flies with a cross body as Adams ducks and hits Pulverizer sending both men through a table that was set up on the outside of the ring.*
Paul: Oh wow, this is extreme
Mongo: It’s pronounced “Xtreme”
Paul: That’s what I said, extreme
Mongo: No……you said extreme, it’s Xtreme
Paul: You just said extreme twice
Mongo: NO I DIDN’T!
*The crowd goes nuts as Adams just stares down at his fallen partner and opponent. Adams turns around to find Rocket with a trash can raised above his head. Adams tries to get his hands up but he is completely leveled by the shot from Rocket. Adams gets to his feet staggering from the shot to the head and Rocket drops the trash can and grabs Adams and lays him out with a spinebuster onto the trash can. Rocket makes the cover 1-2-but Adams kicks out. Rocket is in shock as Adams then crawls to the ropes. Rocket grabs a baking pan and stalks Adams as he pulls himself up on the ropes. Rocket runs and swings for the head of Adams, but Adams drops to the mat and drops toe holds Rocket neck first onto the second rope. Both men are laid out as the King of the World is now up on the apron. Rocket gets to his feet holding his neck as his is blindsided with a springboard drops kick from Chris Williams. Williams quickly makes the cover 1-2-kickout by Rocket as outside of the ring Pulverizer is finally to his feet. Chris and Chris double-team Rocket stomping him in the corner as Pulverizer rolls in the ring. Williams turns away and sees Pulverizer charging. Pulverizer runs with a forearm to the head of Chris Williams. Pulverizer then clotheslines Adams then helps Rocket up and out of the corner. Pulverizer begins to stomp on King of the World Chris Williams as Adams get to his feet and grabs Pulverizer from behind and spins him around. Adams grabs Pulverizer by the neck and choke slams him out of the ring onto a table. Rocket begins to lay punches into the back of Adams and then turns him around and delivers a forearm to the head as Chris Williams rolls out of the ring and climbs the Ladder set up in the corner. Adams quickly levels Rocket with a clothesline and holds Rocket down by his legs. Williams reaches the top of the ladder and Rocket kicks Adams in the head and pulls him down to the mat as Williams flies off with a splash onto his own partner.*
King: That was smooth
*Williams gets up and can’t believe what he has just done. Rocket grabs a lid of a trash can and levels Williams with it. Rocket pulls Williams back to his feet and hits him with a Rock Bottom. The match is seemingly over as Rocket rolls out of the ring not making the cover. Rocket climbs the ladder and flies off onto Chris Williams with the Crusher!!! Rocket is also hurt as three men are all down in the ring Pulverizer gets in the ring and drapes an arm over the chest of Chris Williams for the 1-2- and Adams grabs the leg of Pulverizer pulling him off of Williams. Williams gets up slowly as Pulverizer does as well. Pulverizer and Williams exchange punches as from Behind Adams grabs Pulverizer and Adams whips the opponent and then holds him above his head with his arms high. Williams climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off the turnbuckle with a leg drop to the back of the elevated opponents neck. Williams and Adams stand above the fallen Pulverizer arguing about the earlier mistake taking their eyes off of Rocket who levels Adams in the back with a baking pan the hits Williams over the head with the pan as well. Rocket makes the cover on Adams 1-2-3.*
Winners: The Wildbrothers
Paul: Wow, that match was intense
Mongo: Don’t you mean, Xntense?
Paul: That’s not even a word
Mongo: Sure it is
*System of a Down's "Spiders" plays through the arena as Venom and Tracy Brooks step out onto the ramp. They head to the ring where Venom stands on the steps as Tracy stands on the mat above him and Pyros shoot up from the
ring behind them.*
Cole: This man has defended his tile successfully several times and never ceases to amaze me.
King: Your lameness never ceases to amaze me Cole.
Cole: I’m telling Mongo! Mongo make King stop.
Paul: Honestly you two fight like schoolgirls. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Mongo: I love you Paul.
Paul: Well stop your starting to scare me.
Mongo: Yes Sir Paul McCartney.
*The Arena Becomes silent as a wave of bright red fluorescent lights flash throughout the arena as the intro to "And1" by Notorious B.I.G feat 50 Cent plays until the song begins to play with extremely loud bass to it as Red
makes his way through the curtains. The crowd goes nuts for the suicidal highflier as he makes his way into the ring.*
Cole: Red has a lot of heart and soul and I bet he is going to give it his all tonight.
King: I bet you would like to give him your all tonight you sick freak.
Cole: What’s that suppose to mean?
Paul: Will you two please stop?
Mongo: Listen to Paul or your fired.
King: The real Paul’s dead. Imposter, take off his mask!
Paul: Not this again.
XHF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
LADDER MATCH
Venem© vs. Red
*Both men circle cautiously around the ring waiting for their opponent to make the first move. Finally Red charges forwards and attempts a hurrica-rana but Venom quickly hooks the legs and hits a running power bomb as the crowd cheers loudly. The young and athletic Red gets up quickly however and once again charges the champion hitting a flying head scissors on the surprised defender causing Venom to land head first on the unforgiving mat. Red follows up with a series of kicks to the stomach and rib cage of his fallen foe. Trying to keep the champion off balance Red grabs Venom by the hair and quickly lifts him up in the air into a suplex position, but Venom who is beginning to realizes that his belt is in serious jeopardy floats over and hooks a reverse DDT sending both men crashing to the canvas. Venom who is now in the position of power lifts Red to a sitting position runs back and hits a devastating drop kick to the back of the head and neck of the young talent. Venom glares up at his beloved title and looks around out side the ring for the ladder. He spots it near the entrance ramp and quickly scrambles out of the ring to grab the match-winning tool. On the inside however The Amazing Red begins to stir and notices that his opponent
has made the deadly mistake of turning his back to him. He charges across the ring hits the top rope as a spring board and goes soaring thru the air connecting with a Twisting Plancha sending both men’s bodies hurtling
against the cold hard concrete of the walk way.*
Cole: Red is laying it all out on the line tonight!
Paul: Which one is Red?
Cole: Do you even know what the hell your talking about?
Mongo: He doesn’t have to Cole he is fucking Paul McCartney
*The crowd cheers loudly as both men struggle to get to their feet. The roar intensifies when Venom, with the aid of the security railing, climbs to his feet and begins stumbling around. He spots Red and his face immediately begins to tighten into a snare as he grabs him roughly around the next and hits a cradle piledriver on the floor. Blood begins to slowly ooze out of the fallen challengers forehead as Venom grabs the ladder and makes his way to the ring. Venom props the shiny black ladder against the ring apron and is about to toss it into the ring when the Red attacks him from behind with a flying wheel kick, much to the delight of the fans. Red slides under the bottom ropes, bounces against the adjacent ropes and jumps over the ropes he slide under onto the ladder propped against the apron and does a shooting star press sending both Red and the ladder onto the fallen Venom. An animalistic roar of pain escapes from Venoms lips as the crowd stands to chant XHF in perfect unison out of respect for the two men. A battered and bruised Red is the first to his feet after what seems like ages and begins to stumble into the ring. He tries to grab the fallen ladder thru the second rope and has it half way into the ring when recovering Venom pushes it hard against Red’s chest causing the challenger to grab his rib cage and to fall to his knees. Venom in an act of pure desperation and instinct runs up the ladder which is half-way in the ring and half-way outside and hits Xtreme Violence on the kneeling red crushing his head and neck against his own body.*
King: My God that move was bigger than Jesus!
Paul: Bloody hell man don’t say that!
Mongo: Are you crazy you’ll ruin us!
King: Well it was……
Mongo: Stop that
King: Fine it wasn’t bigger than Jesus, just Cole’s mom.
Paul: Which one is Cole again?
King: The queer one.
Cole: I am not queer!
*Venom smiles sadistically as he sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. He climbs it slowly and when he reaches the top Venom taunts the crowd and the fallen Red. Red however kicks the ladder out from underneath Venom sending the champion flying into the turnbuckle smashing his jaw into the merciless steel. Blood gushes from the wound on Venom’s face as both men roll around the ring in anguish. They both get to their feet at the same time moments later and begin to trade punches back and forth. Venom finally gets the advantage and hooks Red into the position for the devastating Bite. Red body smacks hard against the canvas as he convulses in pain. Venom convinced the Red has yet to learn his lesson sets up the ladder and throws Red over his shoulder as he climbs to the top. Venom quickly reaches the top despite the weight burden and sets Red up for a variation of the back body drop. Red quickly latches his feet around Venom’s arms and hits a brutal Code-Red sending both men from the top of the ten foot ladder onto the canvas below shaking the ring. Red gets to his feet and hastily climbs the ladder and grabs the Cruiserweight Belt as the crowd cheers loudly.*
Winner: Red
Paul: Looks like Venom pulled out all the stops tonight!
Cole: Um Paul Red was the one that won.
Paul: I’m sorry how embarrassing
Mongo: Paul why don’t you just sit there and look pretty.
Paul: Well all right I was just trying.
Mongo: It’s okay I still love you.
Paul: Honestly stop that.
King: You won’t stick him!
Paul and Mongo: Shut up King!
*The Asylum is lowered just above the ring and both competitors make there way to the ring The lights go completely out in the arena, some fans light up their lighters to see but a spotlight spots Fear Factor dropping from the rafters. He reaches the middle of the ring where the lights suddenly flash on in a blink of the eye with the sound of Bring It by DMX being heard over the speakers and the man dressed in black, known as Fear Factor is standing in the ring*
Mongo: I’m really pulling for Fear Factor here, I just don’t like Rancor
Paul: Too bad, my lead guitarist is cheering on Rancor backstage
*Forest blares over the PA as the man known as the Behemoth of Destruction emerges from the stage to a chorus of Boos and jeers. Rancor kneels down on the cold metal walkway bends his head as if in pray and raises his hands slowly towards the sky while flames erupt from all around him.*
Cole: Look at that sick individual, he’s sick! It’s sick! He’s a damn sick bastard!
XHF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
ASYLUM MATCH
Rancor© vs. Fear Factor
*As both men enter the ring the cage lowers to the ground around them and Fear Factor quickly tackles down the XHF Commissioner. Fear Factor lays punches into the face of Rancor. Rancor gets his arms up to block then grabs the arms of Fear Factor. Fear Factor tries with all his might to get free, but Rancor flips Fear Factor over with now Rancor on top of Fear Factor. Rancor Gets off of Fear Factor and lets him up much to the surprise of Fear Factor. Fear Factor slowly gets to his feet as Rancor extends his hand out for a Handshake. Fear Factor is very weary of his combatants was as he extends his hand. The two men shake and release hands but Rancor quickly shows his evil ways by nearly ripping Fear Factor’s head off with a lariat.*
Mongo: Why on god’s green earth would he trust Rancor enough to shake his hand?
*Rancor rolls out of the ring where he seems to have stashed a bag of goodies. He pulls out a lead pipe and rolls back into the ring as Fear Factor gets to his feet. Rancor runs at Fear Factor swinging with the lead pipe as Fear Factor ducks and reaches back grabbing the neck of Rancor for a neckbreaker. Fear Factor quickly grabs the lead pipe Rancor dropped and awaits as Rancor gets to his feet. Rancor gets up and receives a lead pipe shot to the stomach from Fear Factor then another to the back of the head. Rancor falls to the mat face first as blood flows out of the back of the head of Rancor.*
Cole: That could be the end for Rancor right there
Paul: Wasn’t a lead pipe a weapon in Clue?
Mongo:…..Yes
*Rancor rolls around on the mat rolling out of the ring. Rancor staggers around outside of the ring holding the back of his head. Fear Factor runs towards the ropes and flips over the top rope onto Rancor. Fear Factor’s own momentum sends him face first into the cage after landing on Rancor. Fear Factor is a little dazed as Rancor is completely out. Fear Factor lies on top of Rancor as the ref counts but Rancor immediately gets his shoulder up. Fear Factor picks Rancor to his feet and whips him into the cage face first. Rancor is still standing though much to the surprise of Fear Factor. Rancor looks down at his hands and sees the blood that covers them and suddenly the sadistic smirk so well known of Rancor reappears.*
Paul: Is he smiling at that?
Mongo: Yeah, he’s one creepy fuck
*Fear Factor grabs the back of the head of Rancor and slams it several times into the cage. Fear Factor stops as Rancor just turns around smiling from ear to ear blood covering his face. Fear Factor throws a punch but it is blocked and countered with a punch from Rancor that sends Fear Factor staggering back into the ring apron. Rancor kicks Fear Factor in the stomach and rolls him in the ring. Fear Factor scrambles to his feet and as Rancor slides in the ring Fear Factor delivers a drop kick to the knee of Rancor. Rancor holds his knee as Fear Factor runs and goes for another low dropkick, but Rancor moves out of the way this time. As Fear Factor gets to his feet Rancor pummels him with punches to the back. Rancor grabs Fear Factor from behind and tosses him with a release German Suplex. Fear Factor is down and holding his neck as Rancor moves over him wiping the blood from his face. Rancor lifts Fear Factor to his feet then shoves his head between his legs and lifts him up for a power bomb. Rancor holds him in the air for what seems like an eternity when Rancor finally goes to drop him Fear Factor has a hold of the top of the Asylum cage and stops the momentum of Rancor. Rancor uses all his force to try and send Fear Factor crashing to the mat, but Fear Factor releases his hold on the cage and uses Rancor’s own force against him sending Rancor flying with a huricanrana.*
Paul: What a move!
Mongo: It’s fairly common here
Paul: Oh, well suck the fun out of it for me
*The force sends Rancor rolling out of the ring as Fear Factor is standing but does not seem to know where he is. Fear Factor regains his composure, as outside Rancor is crawling around but noticeable out of it. Fear Factor slides out of the ring and moves over towards Rancor who fights from his knees with punches to the stomach of Fear Factor. Fear Factor hits Rancor in the head with an elbow slowing down Rancor, but Rancor thinks quickly and delivers a low blow to Fear Factor.*
Mongo, Cole, & King: OUCH!
*Fear Factor holds his lower extremities as Rancor begins to reach into the bag he had hidden under the ring. Rancor pulls something out and hides it under his shirt as Fear Factor turns back towards the demented Commissioner of the XHF. Rancor pulls out the item he has hidden under his shirt and it is a small blowtorch, which he lights up and shoots right into the face of Fear Factor. Fear Factor is blinded and parts of his hair are on fire as Rancor kicks him in the midsection and knocks him out with Shameful Existence. Rancor makes the cover 1-2-3 and the ref pulls him off and immediately puts out the small flames in the hair of Fear Factor.*
Winner: Rancor
Mongo: God damn it!
*The arena lights go out and the crowd go completely insane as a loud strike of thunder is heard and lightning lights up the blackend arena. "Lose YourSelf" from Eminem plays quitely until Flaming Pyros explode and the song plays through. Reak is shown walking through the curtain followed by his girl friend Angel. There is once again another wave of cheers go through out the arena. Reak makes his way into the ring and does a 4 corner taunt where he raises his fist similar to the Undertaker.*
Mongo: Reak has come a long way here in the XHF
*The lights in the arena go out as the fans get to their feet in anticipation of who is to come. Suddenly... BOOM! Huge flames shoot out of the stage as the fans are shocked then begin cheering as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the sound system. They curtain flips open and Martyr walks out on stage to a huge pop from the fans. He runs down the ramp slapping hands with everybody on the side and makes his way into the ring.*
Mongo: Martyr is so cool
Paul: He sure seems to like America doesn’t he?
Mongo: I dunno, I never noticed
*The RWF logo flashes upon the Xtreme-Tron as the lights go out. I Want To Conquer The World by Bad Religion blasts through the sound system as scenes from the RWF victories flash across the Xtreme-Tron. As the song goes to its chorus Rat Bastard and Mini Bong-Hoe emerge from behind the curtain Rat is wearing his "Voice Of The Revolution" T-shirt. The RWF supports in the crowd voice there pride and cheer as Rat grins wickedly at the top of the ramp.....while the loyal XHF fans boo loudly at the sight of the RWF leader. Rat slowly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.*
Mongo: Rat is such a piece of shit, he made me track down the old BDDWF North American Championship just so a new champion could be awarded
XHF NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP
TRIPLE-THREAT MATCH
Reak vs. Rat Bastard© vs. Martyr
*The three men begin to widely circle each other in the center of the ring. Then, Reak and Martyr both turn toward Rat, smile and swing with right hands, sending Rat Bastard to the canvas. Rat bounces off the mat and Reak/Martyr lift him to his feet before shooting him hard to the ropes. Rat bounces back as Reak and Martyr swing with a double team clothesline, but Rat ducks and hits the ropes again. He bounces back only to be sent down to the canvas with a charging variation of the previous move! Rat's back smacks hard off the canvas ...before he rolls out of the ring, under the bottom rope. He begins to pace about the ringside area, as Martyr leans on the top rope, looking on. Suddenly, Reak forearms Martyr in the back and turns him so they are facing each other. Reak whips Martyr into the ropes and charges him with a big boot, but Martyr ducks under! Reak turns to face the former RWFer and is hoisted into the air a huge scoop slam. Reak lands flat on the canvas and Martyr heads off to the rope. He bounces off only to drop an elbow to the sternum. He hops right to his feet and drops a second. Martyr than gets to his feet and bounces back off the ropes again to drop a third, but Rat snatches his ankle and Martyr is sent crashing face first to the canvas.*
Paul: Ouch
*Rat slides into the ring, and proceeds to stomp the shoulder and back of Martyr's head. He turns and Reak swings with a clothesline. Rat ducks and drops to his knees before delivering a huge low blow! Reak stumbles foreward and Rat seizes the opportunity. Rat dives and cradles Reak's head for a bulldog, but Reak catches him in mid air! Reak hoists Rat into the air before dumping him over the top rope! The crowd errupts as Reak turns back toward Martyr only to be met with a diving lariet from the former army grunt! Both men go sailing over the top rope and to the floor at the side of Rat Bastard! Martyr is the first to his feet and the crowd cheers their approval. He steps toward Rat Bastard to lift him to his feet, but Rat gets a good hold of the front of Martyr's shirt and pulls him face first to the guard rail! Martyr's jaw bounces off the steel and Rat makes it to his feet. He is met with a right hand from Reak. Reak connects with three more before jumping onto the apron. Rat charges him, but Reak hits a low back kick to the face. Rat stumbles backwards as Reak springboards himself onto the middle rope and launches his massive frame into the air! He turns with a huge cross body, but Rat sidesteps him and he connects with the recovering Martyr! Reak, still satisfied with the maneuver chases after Rat, who by now has slid into the ring.*
Mongo: I hate Rat so much
*Rat slides out on the opposite side of the ring and Reak follows quickly behind. Rat turns the corner and awaits Reak to meet him. Reak charges the Leader Of The RWF and ducks a lariat. Reak halts his ground than charges Rat again and dives with a cross body! ...But Rat catches him! Huge fallaway slam on the floor sends the crowd into an uproarous angered response. Rat looks angrily at the loathing looks of hatred the fans send him...than a smirk crosses his lips. He slides back into the ring, where Martyr has made his way to. Martyr wastes little time and catches Rat as he makes his way under the ropes, with a forearm. Martyr lifts Rat to his feet and whips him to the opposite ropes. Rat bounces back and dives high with a flying forearm but Martyr ducks it and Rat connects with Reak who is standing on the apron! Reak is sent off onto the security railing in pain while Rat stumbles back toward Martyr. He is powered onto Martyr's shoulders...Switchblade!!! Martyr hooks back the leg..1..2...NO Rat gets the shoulder up. Reak slides into the ring and quickly scramble to his feet. Martyr sees him coming and attempts an characteristically high front dropkick...but Reak catches him mid-move! Huge powerbomb sends Martyr crashing to the canvas as the fans give off a mixed reaction. Reak lifts Martyr to his feet again, and shoves his head between Reak's legs. Reak than hooks the arms and lifts him for The Reaktion!!!..But Rat cuts him short with an eye rake. Martyr drops to his knees and Reak turns right into a DDT from the champion. He makes the cover..1...2...kick out! Reak powers out hard and tosses Rat Bastard airborn. He lands on his feet and stumbles backwards until spinning into a corkscrew lariat sending Martyr again to the outside. Rat turns back towards Reak and is lifted high with a sidewalk slam. Reak scrambles to his feet and looks at the crowd before getting a good grip on the top rope. Suddenly the crowds attention turns to a figure running down the darkened ramp way. Reak pays little attention and vaults his body over the top rope, but instead of connecting with Martyr, he connects with the shrouded figure! Reak looks down at who it is and than begins to unload right hands. It's Millennium!!!*
Mongo: WHAT THE FUCK?!
*Martyr slides back in the ring as Millennium makes it to his feet and cuts off Reak from heading back in. Millennium takes Reak by his hair and drives him head first into the steel barricade before right handing him into the crowd. Millennium follows after Reak as the two begin to brawl out of sight!*
Cole: MILLENNIUM IS BACK!
*Martyr makes it to his feet and greets Rat with a lariat attempt, but Rat ducks it and attempts to lock the Rat Trap...NO...Martyr counters! Martyr hooks the arm Rat was driving down with, than the other...out of nowhere Knocking On Death's Door!!! The crowd goes insane as Martyr makes the cover...1...2....3!!! Martyr springs to his feet as The Prodigy charges the ring to help Rat, only a bit late. Prodigy slides in the ring and swings with a lariat, but Martyr ducks it, Knocking On Death's Door to The Prodigy! Martyr quickly grabs his newly won championship and slides out under the bottom rope...victorious over the now furious Rat Bastard!*
Winner And New XHF North American Champion: Martyr
Mongo: Wow, I don’t know which is bigger news, that Rat’s record setting title run is now over, or that Millennium has returned!
*The arena is suddenly plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on with anticipation as then suddenly the signature Flaming Skull Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron and then a few moments later, the screen turns to static until...BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the crowd is on it's feet in anticipation as multiple guitar riffs begin echoing throughout the PA as on the screen in tune with the riffs, "FIST-OF-RAGE!" appears!!! Then, as the familiar tune of "Prayer" by Disturbed hits & starts up, the curtain flips back, and a grinning and sadistic-looking Rage with his gorgeous and as well sadistic wife, Torrie Wilson by his side, steps out onto the top of the stage. Rage then struts on down the ramp to a chorus of boos, and once finally hitting the ring, he sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, flipping off the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner, while in the meantime, Torrie stands outside the ring taunting off to the booing crowd in her own ways and cheering Rage on as well..*
Mongo: You know, me and Rage used to have great times, he sold out, really, he did
*The Xtreme-Tron then begins to show footage of Destruction, as "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica is heard throughout the arena. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then drinks some water. He throws the water bottle to the crowd, and then goes on the apron. The slow part of the song begins to end, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd. The song gets heavy again, and Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms in the air, and a white light on him. He then gets in the ring and goes to the corner of the ring doing the same taunt, while waiting for his opponent.*
Cole: I hope Destruction can win this one
Mongo: I do too, even if he did nearly kill me
#1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE XHF ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP
STEEL CAGE MATCH
Rage vs. Destruction
*The massive steel structure lowers around them as the crowd as well as the performers prepare for what promises to be a hellacious match. Destruction fixes his wrist taping before backing into his corner, while on the other side of the ring, Rage takes off his vest and hands it through the cage to a crew member. Rage than heads to his corner as the bell sounds and the Number One Contendership match is officially underway.*
Cole: This promises to be a hellacious match!
Mongo: ….What did I tell you about doing that?
Cole: Sorry
*Rage steps slowly from his corner and begins to stalk Destruction. Destruction begins to do the same as the two start to circle each other in the center of the ring. Collar-and-elbow tie-up, Destruction gets the power advantage. He snatches Rage's left arm and twists it into an arm-wringer. Another arm wringer, than Destruction steps behind the RWF Superstar and switches it into a hammerlock. Destruction begins to apply more pressure, but he is cut short by two big back elbows straight to the jaw. Rage swings back with a third, but Destruction ducks it, forcing Rage to spin facing the former World Champion. Rage is met with two big right hands which rock him back against the ropes. Destruction clutches Rage's wrist and whips him into the ropes. Rage bounces back and Destruction swings high with a lariat, but Rage steps under and hits the opposite ropes. Rage charges back as Destruction swings again, only to duck another clothesline attempt. This time, however, Rage holds his ground and as Destruction turns to face the two time Ultimate Champion, he is floored with a big boot that was on target. Rage stands over Destruction before hitting the ropes and dropping an elbow right on the collar bone as the crowd boos the Revolutionist.*
Mongo: FUCK YOU RAGE!
*Rage lifts Destruction to his feet and backs him into the turnbuckle. Rage looks to the crowd who boo him rapidly before unleashing a brutal mudhole stomping boots to the sternum. The crowd boos Rage heavily, prompting him to release his vicious assault to admonish them. After a few moments of distraction, Rage turns back to Destruction who is now standing again in the turnbuckle. Rage charges him, but Destruction sidesteps him allowing Rage to run sternum first into the turnbuckle! He stumbles out of it as Destruction charges him. At the very moment Rage turns toward Destruction, he is caught high in the jaw with a huge running knee lift! Rage's back snaps to the canvas as the crowd roars their approval. Destruction wastes little time muscling Rage to his feet. He whips Rage into the ropes but follows closely after him. The moment Rage bounces off the ropes, Destruction nails a diving shoulder to the midsection. Rage clutches his stomach before leaning back against the ropes for balance. The Former World Champion launches himself across the ring before into the ropes. He springs back, charging the RWF member before vaulting his body high into the air for big splash attempt! But Rage ducks low and Destruction's skull connects with the steel cage! Destruction stumbles backwards as Rage scrambles to his feet. Rage immediately grasps Destruction's hair before charging across the ring and ramming Destruction into the steel! Destruction stumbles backwards again, and Rage bounces his back off the ropes and uses it to propel himself with more force to deliver a brutal lariat...sending Destruction to the canvas.*
Paul: What a arm-hitter thingy!
King: You mean clothesline?
Paul: Yeah, sure
*After about thirty seconds of pausing, Rage lifts Destruction from the canvas...Destruction's face is soaked with blood as it seeps from an open wound on his forehead! Rage looks at the crowd with a vicious, uncaring look before scoop slamming Destruction to the canvas. He then mounts the bigger man and begins to unload with right hand after right hand, further opening the head wound. Rage heads to the corner to attempt to climb out after the assault, but he does not get far. About halfway up the cage, Destruction cuts him off with an elbow to the small of the back. Destruction methodically begins to climb to meet the RWFer. Destruction steps onto the top turnbuckle and locks a front face lock as the crowd comes to their feet. Here it comes...high vertical suplex...and the two warriors go crashing to the canvas! The crowd begins to cheer heavily for Destruction who looks to be spent. After a few moments of rest, Destruction slowly makes it to his feet and begins to scale the massive structure. He gets almost to the top before Rage grasps his ankle. Rage gives the foot a good tug causing Destruction to completely lose his balance and fall on the top rope!!! He begins to gasp to catch his breath as Rage takes off across the ring and into the ropes. He charges back and dives with a huge clothesline sandwiching Destruction between flesh and steel! Destruction's skull whips into the cage than vaults his body towards Rage. Rage catches it and uses the momentum to whip The Former World Champion into a huge spinebuster! Rage looks to the crowd for support but gets nothing but hatred.*
King: Torrie looks happy
*Rage slowly scales the turnbuckle, looking for his way out, but when he reaches the top, stops in his place and turns back toward Destruction's prone body. Rage looks about the arena...than in an outlandish fashion, gives a high middle finger to the fans and vaults himself high into the air! Enormous elbow from the top rope...but Destruction rolls out of the way!!! The two immediately scramble to their feet, both looking for some sort of advantage... Rage gets up first but staggers in a circle before heading toward Destruction. Suddenly, boot to the gut and Destruction hooks the arms...Eve Of Destruction in the center of the ring!!! And both men seem are out on the canvas!*
Mongo: THEY’RE BOTH DOWN! THEY’RE BOTH DOWN!
*A large secession of clapping begins in the crowd attempting to prompt Destruction to get to his feet and go for the win. Finally, Destruction makes it to his feet as the crowd lets out a roar of approval. He heads for the top as Rage slowly begins to crawl to his knees. Destruction dangles one leg over the top than the o.....NO...Rat Bastard charges the ring! He hops on the apron near Destruction, chair in hand..and SMACK! The steel chair cracks off Destruction's skull with vicious impact!!! Destruction is wobbled than begins to fall backwards...back into the ring! He turns in mid air, falling face first to the canvas...but never connects! Rage catches the massive Destruction on his shoulders...Fist Of Rage! Destruction's neck lashes back upon impact as Rat heads for the door. He floors the referee on the outside of the ring and takes his key. Moments later the door to the steel is unlocked and Rage steps through! Destruction's bloody, unconscious carcass lay in the ring as the bell tones and the two RWF members head up the rampway. On the top of the ramp, Rat links harms with Rage and the two raise their hands high above their heads...taunting the enormous-jam-packed crowd as an unheard of amount of jeers ring through out the arena and Destruction lay in agony, in the ring.*
Winner and Number One Contender For The XHF Ultimate Championship: Rage
Cole: That Bastard stole the match!
Mongo: Can’t he let things go right ever!?
*Neurotica's "All My Friends Crush You" hits the arenas sound system. The Xtreme-Tron shows a blue light scanning across the screen as the guitar plays the intro. Then as the song kicks in with all the instruments, the light quickly expands to cover the screen and then turn into a quick scene of Rhein goring Goldust. Then the words ‘Rhein’ are then shown in red words, with a black background. The colors then reverse, so the words are black with a red background. The words then take over the screen and then the scene turns into Rhein holding the United States high in the air, and then turns to a scene of Rhein diving in between the ropes onto Millennium. Then the words ‘Revolution’ is seen, with the words silver and the background gold, the words then move forwards and backwards, before exploding, and Rhein is shown walking towards the ring from a previous match, this scene having a red tint to it. The whole thing then plays again, as Rhein appears from the back, followed by Lizzy Borden and Slain. Rhein is wearing his Ultimate Championship around his waist, along with his ring attire, black shorts (like Sean O'Haire's), with red slashes across the sides, and slashed red words saying 'Rhein' on the back. He is also wearing a long sleeveless black coat, like Danny Dorings, he taps the Title with his fingers once each, does a sort of Hardy Boyz taunt, but instead of the fingers pointing to the face, then point outwards, and upwards, in a 45 degree angle. Slain doing his crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd of either side of him. When Rhein does this signal, he looks down, at which pyros explode, similar to Kurt Angles, as Slain begins to head down the ramp and interacts with the fans. Rhein then walks down the ramp, and towards the ring. Slain gets onto the apron and then climbs through the ropes, and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle doing his crucifix middle finger post once again. Rhein walks round the ring, then slides in the ring, and taunts on the turnbuckles, with Lizzy in the next to him, with her arms in the air, one on Rhein arm, the other in the air. He does this on all 4 turnbuckles, before helping Lizzy out of the ring, then they wait for their opponents.*
Mongo: I love these guys, platonically of course
Paul: Oh, yes, platonically
*"Cold" by Static-X is heard, and The Dark Parade with the Dark Mistress walk out. The Scarecrow is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, as The Pumpkin is wearing Big Round Sunglasses. Both have the XHF Tag Team Championship around their waists, and then slide into the ring and jumps on the second rope. The Dark Mistress gets in the ring, as The Scarecrow stare at the crowd, and The Pumpkin rolls his shoulders and does a Christian type taunt. The Scarecrow then jumps off and gives his jacket and XHF Tag Team Title to the Mistress, and then puts his sunglasses on her head. The Pumpkin then jumps off and gives the XHF Tag Team Title to the Mistress, and his Sunglasses to her.*
Cole: Hey Mongo, aren’t you a Dark Parade fan?
Mongo: Yes, it’s making the judging of this match very difficult
XHF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Rhein & Slain vs. The Dark Parade©
*The Scarecrow helps The Mistress out of the ring, and then goes to his corner as Rhein goes to his. Slain and The Pumpkin meet up in the center of the ring, as Slain gets a knee driven into his abdomen. The Pumpkin sends forearms into Slain’s back, and then grabs him by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Slain ducks a clothesline, and once The Pumpkin turns around to face Slain, Slain knocks him down with a dropkick. Slain hooks a leg, but only gets a two count. Slain lifts up The Pumpkin for a reverse brainbuster, The Pumpkin is able to slide behind Slain and drop him down with a diving reverse DDT! The Pumpkin hooks Slain’s leg quickly, only for Slain to kick out! The Pumpkin kicks Slain in the chest, and then lifts him up. The Pumpkin applies a front facelock onto Slain, and then throws his arm behind his neck and looks around at the crowd. They boo, and The Pumpkin lifts him up for a stalling suplex, but Slain is able to float over and connect with a diving full nelson slam! Slain is able to make another cover, but at two The Scarecrow breaks it up! Slain lifts The Pumpkin by the hair, and tags in the Ultimate Champion. Slain kicks The Pumpkin in the stomach, which allows Rhein to place him between his legs and hooks his arms and lifts him up for the Chaostrify, but The Pumpkin is able to land on his feet and kicks him in the gut. The Pumpkin throws him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Rhein ducks and goes for the Ruckus! The Pumpkin elbows Rhein off, but once he turns around Rhein lifts him onto his shoulders and connects with a standing Over The Edge!*
Paul: This Rhein seems to be no-selling
Mongo: What are you talking about? First of all, he’s the aggressor, secondly, he sells greatly, thirdly, SHHHHHH!
*Rhein makes the cover but The Pumpkin is able to kick out, which upsets the fans. Rhein lifts up The Pumpkin, but The Pumpkin pokes Rhein in the eye and DDTs him into the mat. The Pumpkin then goes to his corner and tags in the Scarecrow, who walks into the ring and kicks Rhein in the sternum. The Scarecrow lifts Rhein up to his feet, and then onto his shoulders. He walks around the center of the ring, and then drives Rhein face first into his knee! Rhein stands up holding his nose, and The Scarecrow bounces against the ropes and knocks Rhein down with a spinning wheel kick. The Scarecrow makes the cover, but Rhein kicks out. The Scarecrow pounds on Rhein, and then lifts him up and places him between his legs. The Scarecrow does a crucifix type pose to the crowd, who boo, until Rhein reverses it and backdrops The Scarecrow out of the ring! The Scarecrow holds his back in pain, as The Dark Mistress goes up to check on him. Rhein slowly gets out of the ring, and when The Scarecrow and the Mistress turn their attention to Rhein, he knocks them both down with a Gore! The Pumpkin jumps off the apron and attacks Rhein, but Slain is soon seen running against the ropes and diving over it knock The Pumpkin down with a crossbody!*
Mongo: It’s good to see that Slain is showing some aggresion
*Rhein and Slain began to beat on The Pumpkin, as The Scarecrow turns his attention to The Dark Mistress. The Dark Mistress seems to be knocked out, which angers The Scarecrow, who suddenly runs to Rhein and knocks him down with a Spear! The Scarecrow begins to pound on Rhein, until Slain forearms him in the back. Slain lifts The Scarecrow up in a backdrop position, but The Pumpkin comes from behind and low blows Slain! Slain stands in pain, when The Dark Parade both kick him in the gut and drive him head first into the mat with a Double Implant DDT! The Dark Mistress is helped to the back by officials and referees, The Dark Parade lift up Rhein and throw him into the ring. The Scarecrow lifts the Ultimate Champion to his feet and sets him up for a Implant DDT, but before The Scarecrow could do anything Rhein reverses it into a northern lifts suplex! Rhein bridges the pin, but at two The Scarecrow kicks out! Rhein lifts up one half of the tag team champions, but gets punches in the gut. The Scarecrow gets Rhein in a front facelock and then tags in The Pumpkin, who kicks Rhein in the abdomen, and then slams him into the mat. The Pumpkin makes the cover, but Rhein kicks out. The Pumpkin then locks in a sleeper hold, and begins to tighten it. Slain is seen climbing onto his corner, and trying to pump Rhein up. The crowd joins along as the referee lifts Rhein’s arm, and it falls once. It is lifted once again, and once again it falls. Rhein’s arm is lifted for the third and last time, but as it goes to drop Rhein stops it!*
Paul: He’s not done yet!
*The crowd explodes as Rhein begins to pump up, and he begins to climb to his feet. He elbows The Pumpkin in the gut twice, and The Pumpkin releases the hold. Rhein runs to the ropes and bounces back into a sleeper hold by The Pumpkin! Rhein doesn’t fall though, instead he is able to pick The Pumpkin up and drive him head first with a hellacious backdrop! Rhein and The Pumpkin lie on the mat motionless, until Rhein is able to put his arm on the Pumpkin’s chest. 1-2-kick out by The Pumpkin! Rhein slams his fist into the mat, as he begins to crawl to his corner. Rhein is able to tag Slain, and Slain climbs up to the top rope. He points up to the sky, and then soon flies for a Flipside, but at the last second The Pumpkin moves out of the way! The Pumpkin is able to tag The Scarecrow in, who kicks Slain in the head. The Scarecrow makes the cover, but Slain is able to get a shoulder up. The Scarecrow stands up and calls for Slain to get up to his feet, as Slain begins to shake his head as making his way up. Slain turns around and The Scarecrow runs for a spear, but Slain jumps over him and The Scarecrow falls to the outside! The Scarecrow rolls over and stands on his feet and turns to Slain, but Slain knocks him down with a Somersault hurricanrana!*
Paul: I love that move!
*Slain begins to stomp on The Scarecrow, until he gets hit in the back by The Pumpkin. The Pumpkin throws him into the ring and soon follows, but he is soon kicked in the gut and hit with the Chaostrify! Rhein then stands over The Pumpkin, and is told to go back to his corner. The Pumpkin rolls out of the ring and walks to his corner, as The Scarecrow slowly begins to climb to his feet. Slain slides and goes for a baseball slide, but The Scarecrow stops it. Slain tries to reverse it into a head scissors, but at the last second The Scarecrow drives him face first into the mat with a reverse powerbomb! The Scarecrow slowly picks Slain up and throws him into the ring, and then follows and makes the cover. 1-2-kick out by Slain! The Scarecrow holds his head in amazement, as the crowd begins to pump up Slain. The Scarecrow lifts up Slain, but Slain and he begin to trade blows. The Scarecrow misses and Slain runs to the ropes and jumps for a hurricanrana, but The Scarecrow catches him! The Scarecrow then throws Slain in the air, and drops him down into the mat with a hellacious Reanimation!*
Cole: A huge counter from the Scarecrow!
*The Scarecrow and Slain seem to be knocked out by the pain, as the crowd stands on their feet in appreciation for both men. The Scarecrow slowly gets a arm over Slain’s shoulder, but as the referee’s hand comes down for three Slain kicks out! The Pumpkin is seen jumping off the apron and walking to the announce table, and takes a chair from under Michael Cole! The Scarecrow and Slain are on their feet, and The Scarecrow ducks a clothesline, which causes Slain to hit the referee! The Pumpkin then gets into the ring and goes to swing the chair to Slain, but Slain ducks and it connects with the skull of The Scarecrow! The Scarecrow is now busted open and Rhein enters the ring, and knocks The Pumpkin down with a Ruckus.2! Slain begins to climb the top rope, and then stares down at The Scarecrow, and flies and connects with The Flipside! Slain hooks the leg, but there is no referee to make the three count! Slain gets onto his feet and try to get the referee up, as Rage is seen hoping over the railing and slides into the ring! Rhein turns his attention to Rage, but soon gets knocked down with a Fist Of Rage! Rage clotheslines Slain down, and begins to stomp on him, until Torturous Tom suddenly runs from the ramp and into the ring! Rage turns to Tom, and gets knocked down with a Tackle Of Death! Rage rolls out of the ring as the crowd screams in excitement, until The Scarecrow elbows Tom in the back. The Scarecrow goes for the Implant DDT, but Slain gets behind The Scarecrow and connects with the Slayer! The referee is finally moving and he sees the cover and counts the 1-2-3!
Winners and the new XHF Tag Team Champions: Rhein and Slain
Mongo: What an ending!
Paul: Who’s that one guy?
Cole: You mean Tom?
Paul: Sure
*The crowd stirs around preparing for the main event as bad equipment is set up on the stage. Speakers and drums are set as Sully Erna, guitarist Tony Rambola, bassist Robbie Merrill and drummer Tommy Stewart. The crowd goes nuts for the members of Godsmack as the lights dim and spotlights light up the band. The band gets to play not “I Stand Alone” but Bad Religion.*
Get Back
Can you feel I’m not like you anymore
I can’t see I can’t breath
See you quiver like the dogs on the street
Looking down on as I beat you
*Scorpion rises up from under the stage and stands with Sully.**
It’s a bad religion
From a broken nation
It’s a contradiction
And I can’t take it anymore
*The music plays as Scorpion walks down the ramp to a roaring crowd.*
Who’s to say hey I won’t like you anyway
Take a deep breath I’m alive
Can you here me I'm alive inside you
Agony creeps up behind you
*Scorpion hops onto the apron and over the ropes into the ring.*
It’s a bad religion
From a broken nation
It’s a contradiction
And I can’t take it any fucking way
It’s a bad religion
From a broken nation
It’s a contradiction Yeeeeeaaaaahhh
*As the music plays Scorpion climbs all four corners and raises his arms in the air towards the screaming fans.*
Can you feel it
I got to live with everyday
And I can’t take the pressure
I’m goin insane now go away
Go away
*The music plays a little longer as Sully screams in the mic and the song ends. Scorpion waits in the ring awaiting Reeshi as the crew removes the band equipment.*
Mongo: Paul, what did you think of them
Paul: They were a nice bunch
Mongo: Really? I thought they sucked
Paul: No no, I haven’t heard a band I didn’t like
Mongo: What about the Plastic Ono Band?
Paul: What about them?
*The screen comes on with Reeshi hitting Scorpion over the head with a chair, which quickly turns to Reeshi staggering to his feet, using his left arm for support on the ropes and is raising the XHF title above his head in his right arm, which then turns to Reeshi delivering the Coral Reeshi to win the XHF United States Championship, which then turns to a bloodied Reeshi standing tall in the middle of the ring, the screen switches back and forth between the four until neither can be made out. Each of the flicks become four separate flicks and cover the entire screen, one in each of the four corners of the screen. As each clip plays explosive goes off in the center of the screen, breaking through the corners closest to the middle of the screen on the four clips causing the screen to become a flame. As the flames continue to spread across the screen “Fear” by Disturbed hits the speakers, and out steps Reeshi. Reeshi stops and stands centered at the top of the ramp, with the XHF Championship over his shoulder. When two pyro explosives drop from the rafters and explode at the exact point on the ramp where it begins to descend, one on the right side and other on the left. Reeshi walks through the smoke from the explosions and makes his way to the ring. He circles the ring, grabbing the microphone from the Time Keeper along the way. He then rolls under he bottom rope and raises his XHF Championship above his head.*
King: This has got to be one of our best champions!
Mongo: Hey!
King: After you of course
XHF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH
Reeshi© vs. Scorpion
*A Scor-pi-on chant breaks out as the challenger begins to look toward the crowd...preparing for the biggest match of his career. Slowly and decisively the two begin to circle each other. Methodically they both make their way to the center of the ring for a staredown...Reeshi's height advantage is apparent. The tension builds as their concentration increases. Suddenly Reeshi spits his gum, straight into the face of Scorpion. He looks off toward the crowd to the right before turning back to be met with a right hand! Two more huge right hands set Reeshi reeling backwards. Scorpion grasps the wrist, and he whips the champion across the ring. Reeshi hits the turnbuckle hard and holds his ground. Scorpion wastes little time by immediately charging the champion. But he is met with a boot straight to the lips. Scorpion stumbles off and charges Reeshi again. Another boot sends him reeling. Scorpion circles for a final time before charging Reeshi with a clothesline...but Reeshi sidesteps him and Scorpion connects with the top turnbuckle. He turns in the buckle to be met with an assault of right hooks and jabs. After a momentary beating, Reeshi takes Scorpion by the arm before whipping him to the opposite corner. He then takes a page out of Scorpion's book by charging him head on. Scorpion anticipates and meets Reeshi with a back body drop onto the apron! Reeshi lands on his feet...right hand, no Scorpion blocks it! Scorpion sends Reeshi sprawling to the security rail with a left forearm!*
Mongo: This match is starting off intensely!
*Scorpion follows him, out onto the apron. The crowd roars their approval before Scorpion launches his body with a high double axhandle towards Reeshi! Inches before connecting with the champions skull, Scorpion gets a shot to the mid section throwing him off course and straight into the railing. Reeshi wastes no time...immediately putting the boots to Scorpion. He then clutches the People's Champion's wrist and whips him hard to the ring apron! Scorpion's body bounces off the corner, forcing him to stumble straight towards the champion...and gets a back drop into the front row! Reeshi looks at the crowd, who respond with a horrendous ovation of boos and jeers. He smirks a bit before turning toward Scorpion... Right hand! Reeshi staggers backwards! Scorpion clutches the railing before....spring board from the support rail into a missile dropkick on the floor! Reeshi is sent down hard on the outside as the crowd erupts. Scorpion springs to his feet as the chants continue. He lifts Reeshi from the mat and hooks him for a suplex. High vertical suplex by the challenger, but Reeshi floats over...but Scorpion hooks a neck breaker! He prepares to deliver; however, Reeshi twists out of it and lifts Scorpion high onto his shoulders. Reeshi cradles the head before...Death Valley Driver! The referee drops to the ring floor as Reeshi hooks back the leg..1..2...Scorpion kicks out of the brutal maneuver!*
Cole: That was a great display of wrestling right there
*Reeshi powers Scorpion from the ring floor and lifts him into atomic drop position. He looks to the crowd who boo him heavily before charging the ring post..Scorpion's legs spread high. Incredibly Scorpion kicks off the post into a back flip for the counter. He lands on his feet behind the champion and locks a waist lock...before charging Reeshi head first to the ring post!!! Reeshi's head thuds off the steel, and he collapses in a heap much to the crowd's enjoyment.*
Paul: Heh, serves him right I suppose
*Scorpion slides back into the ring before exiting through the opposite ropes in search of what looks to be a weapon. He snatches the timerkeeper's chair under his right arm before heading back to find Reeshi. Scorpion meets Reeshi as the champion is struggling to get back to his feet...his face dripping blood in a full crimson mask. Scorpion lifts the chair high above his head while mouthing a few inaudible insults before swinging it down with a brutal amount of force...but Reeshi hits a lunging desperation low blow! Scorpion drops the chair to the floor then drops to his knees in pain. Reeshi, ever the methodical champion, slowly sets the chair into a seated position before lifting Scorpion into a standing position. He looks around toward the crowd before locking a front face lock for what looks to be a suplex...but Scorpion counters with a right hand to the gut. Two more midsection blows later, and Scorpion has staggered the big man. Reeshi stumbles backwards a few steps then swings with a huge lariat attempt, but Scorpion ducks under! Reeshi catches a knee lift to the sternum followed up by a BRUTAL Russian leg sweep...onto the chair!!! Reeshi's back snaps awkwardly against the steel forcing him to roll off in complete agony! Lateral press by Scorpion...1..2...The champion gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: What a painful maneuver!
*Scorpion, with a look of Xtreme determination on his face, muscles Reeshi's limp body into the ring. He looks about the ringside area before lifting the apron to retrieve a weapon. Scorpion slides out a black bag, imbedded with an official Scorpion logo. Slowly he slides the bag into the ring. Scorpion follows after it by sliding under the bottom rope but Reeshi, who seems to have recovered a bit, cuts him off with a leg drop to the back of the head. Slowly...very slowly, Reeshi makes it to his feet again, obviously favoring the back. Methodically he lifts Scorpion to his feet and whips him across the ring into the ropes. Scorpion bounces back and is sent to the canvas with a big clothesline. Reeshi looks about the ring for more instruments of destruction, but his eyes lock onto the black bag. He stares at it for a few moments before looking to the crowd who boo him just at the thought of Reeshi using whatever the contents may be. Reeshi makes his calculating approach to the bag before unzipping it...but before he can shed the contents, Scorpion lands a forearm to the back. He clutches the World Champion's wrist before whipping him hard to the turnbuckle. Reeshi's back hits hard, yet he keeps his standing position. Scorpion looks down at the bag, than towards Reeshi. He seems to be making a choice. Suddenly Scorpion charges Reeshi...The World Champion counters by elevating Scorpion high into the air before landing spread eagle on the buckle! The crowd "OOOHs" at the maneuver. Reeshi turns back toward Scorpion and grasps The People's Champion's hair. Viciously, Reeshi slams Scorpion into tree-of-woe position before turning back to the illusive black bag.*
Mongo: This could be bad right here folks
*Slowly Reeshi completes the unzipping and as the crowds anticipation builds he pulls out a Singapore cane...wrapped in barbwire. Reeshi looks down at the brutal weapon in astonishment before turning to Scorpion. Reeshi places the brutal tool in front of the facial features of the Treed Scorpion. He backs off to the opposite turnbuckle before charging Scorpion with a low dropkick..but moments before impact Scorpion bridges up, with the weapon in hand! Scorpion slides off the buckle and turns toward Reeshi, who slid all the way to the ring post..before getting groinal. Reeshi stumbles from the corner right as Scorpion swings the Cane...CRACK!!!*
Paul: OH MY GOD!
*The cane explodes off Reeshi's forehead, sending shards of barbwire and Singapore wood flying across the ring. Scorpion tosses the cracked weapon of pain to the canvas than slides from the ring and grabs a small bag. He quickly slides in the ring, than spreads the contents across the ring mat. Thumbtacks!!!...but they seem to be coated in some sort of liquid. Suddenly, Scorpion reaches back into the bag and pulls out...a match book! He puts the box in his tights and heads over toward Reeshi's body. Scorpion uses the ropes to springboard his body into the air before crashing down with an elbow drop to the heart of the champion. Both men slowly make it back to their feet and Scorpion backs Reeshi to the turnbuckle before turning him to face it. Slowly, Scorpion lifts Reeshi's huge frame onto the top rope than follows him all the way to the top. Scorpion pulls the match book from his pocket and strikes one up! He simply tosses it behind him...setting the pile of gasoline soaked thumbtacks ablaze! Scorpion gives the signal for ...The Scorpion Plex from the top rope as the crowd go absolutely insane!!! He hooks it...full nelson but Reeshi cuts him off with a back elbow to the mid section. Reeshi slowly maneuvers himself on the top rope for what looks to be a powerbomb to Scorpion...NOOO...SEA BOMB from the Top Turnbuckle into the FLAMING THUMBTACKS!!! The crowd rises to their feet as Scorpion’s charred body cringes in agony on the canvas. Reeshi hooks back the leg 1.....2....3! Reeshi, unable to move on the mat, clutches his back in extreme pain as the bell sounds and although he doesn’t fit the bill...he is announced the winner.*
Winner And Still XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Reeshi
Mongo: What a huge main event!
Paul: I don’t think I’ll ever watch wrestling again, just so my opinion isn’t ruined, because after tonight, wrestling rules!
*The camera zooms out on the carnage that lay in the ring as Misery goes off the air*