Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2022 22:35:50 GMT -5
The camera cuts in on Julianna DiMaria at a carnival. She’s next to a ride called “The Sky of Life” as she looks at her ticket number, which is “10”.
“Life… so unpredictable…”
She pauses, hearing someone call out for “Cloud 7”, then “Cloud 8”, then “Cloud 9”. A young man screams with joy as he hops on a cloud-shaped car with the number nine on it.
“YEAH! LIFE IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL!” the young man says, causing Julianna to roll her eyes.
“Cloud 10!” she hears. Shrugging, she goes onto her “Cloud 10” car and quickly becomes annoyed by the person on “Cloud 9”. The camera follows as the ride initiates.
“The idiot in front of me… he’s got it all! He just graduated college, got engaged, is about to purchase a new house, and has all the confidence in the world that he has made it! Hmm, that sounds familiar… I wonder…”
There’s an intersection on the ride, in which one direction leads to “downward spiral”. “Cloud 9” suddenly goes in that direction and the man in it panics.
“WAIT!!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I CAN’T HAVE MY LIFE SUCK AGAIN!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! I CAN’T GET INTO ANOTHER CAR ACCIDENT! IT WILL DESTROY MY LIFE! NO! NOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
Julianna laughs at the idiot as his car goes into “downward spiral”. Julianna’s car continues to ascend.
“That’s kind of the story of YOUR life, isn’t it? You see ERON HUNTER, soon to be FORMER Commonwealth Champion, life’s been SO GOOD for you! You’ve been defending that title against ALL comers! You even just defended it against Ronnie Long and everything and I WANT to be impressed, don’t get me wrong it’s just… I’m NOT! You want to know why I’m NOT? Because NONE of your opponents that you’ve retained against are ME! You haven’t had competition quite like me! Oh SURE, you beat RONNIE LONG and some idiot wearing a superhero mask but ME? I’m going to be real straight and honest with you. The only reason why you ever won the title in the first place was because battle royals are generally crap shoots anyway! But you think you’re SO GOOD and that your aura is surrounded by the bright lights and good vibes. There’s only one direction someone with YOUR stroke of luck ends up going…”
Julianna continues to laugh as her ride keeps ascending while other riders are screaming for their lives going in the direction of the “downward spiral”.
“You think I haven’t learned about your past and how your life was once in a downward spiral before? You think I don’t know the SOB STORY of how you had it all and then you CRASHED because of ONE injury, an injury that made it unknown if you were ever going to wrestle again? Yeah, I know all about that. Spare me that! I don’t want to hear any more about it than I already know. You want people to adore you because you came from the gutter to suddenly be on cloud nine again but… oh you are in for a HUGE fall… because there’s a bitch with being on cloud nine and that’s the fact that such a cloud is the flimsiest of all because people ride that cloud so high to the point where they think it’s IMPOSSIBLE to crash again…
That, I’m afraid, describes YOU to a tee! You have lost the perspective of what it means to struggle because you’ve been doing SO GOOD and you’re so convinced that your boring, trite, yawn-inducing borefest of how you carry yourself in this business is THE reason why you’ve been so successful! You have allowed yourself to believe that glorified mediocrity in beating the ‘competitors’ that you have equals excellence… no… not even close… beating SInclair Godfrey doesn’t equal excellence. Psychotic Goth… really? Ronnie Long, like me, has been thrown into the fire but he wasn’t ready for that. I AM!
DiMaria IS EXCELLENCE! I’ve proven it so far, have I not? Sure, I wouldn’t call who I have faced so far world beaters, I admit that. But isn’t it funny how the three opponents that I have bested so far have all been downtrodden FAILURES during their Wrestle: UK career… if such a career even exists anymore? In my debut, I took two outdated nimrods and I showed them that their nonsense was obsolete. I took someone in Kirsty whatsherface and I basically ENDED her run here before it started.”
Julianna takes a pause as her ride stops in a heavenly setting.
“I’m on CLOUD TEN, Eron… and that’s what is going to make me the next Commonwealth Champion because on cloud NINE, you’re living a dream… you’re riding a wave that is due to end at any moment… you are on the verge of a crash that will send you right back to the darkness and as someone that WAS on cloud nine before, I CAN testify to that. But on cloud ten? You gain perspective. You don’t live a dream, you leave REALITY! You know better! You know not to take things for granted and I know you’re going to give your boring, mundane, repetitive inspirational speech and all, but can it because the truth of the matter is? You’re not inspiring. You’re an impala in the jungle about to meet the lioness that’s about to consume him whole.
So please Eron, be predictable and reminisce about the dark ages when your career nearly ended and when you thought you were done with wrestling. Reminisce long and hard… because cloud nine’s about to crash… and I’m about to send you BACK to the darkness your career was in when it seemed like it was ALMOST OVER! I’m about to take that Commonwealth Championship from you… but I am also going to take your SOUL and your PATHETIC fighting spirit with it! “
Julianna continues to enjoy her ride on “cloud 10” as the camera shot fades out.
“Life… so unpredictable…”
She pauses, hearing someone call out for “Cloud 7”, then “Cloud 8”, then “Cloud 9”. A young man screams with joy as he hops on a cloud-shaped car with the number nine on it.
“YEAH! LIFE IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL!” the young man says, causing Julianna to roll her eyes.
“Cloud 10!” she hears. Shrugging, she goes onto her “Cloud 10” car and quickly becomes annoyed by the person on “Cloud 9”. The camera follows as the ride initiates.
“The idiot in front of me… he’s got it all! He just graduated college, got engaged, is about to purchase a new house, and has all the confidence in the world that he has made it! Hmm, that sounds familiar… I wonder…”
There’s an intersection on the ride, in which one direction leads to “downward spiral”. “Cloud 9” suddenly goes in that direction and the man in it panics.
“WAIT!!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I CAN’T HAVE MY LIFE SUCK AGAIN!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! I CAN’T GET INTO ANOTHER CAR ACCIDENT! IT WILL DESTROY MY LIFE! NO! NOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
Julianna laughs at the idiot as his car goes into “downward spiral”. Julianna’s car continues to ascend.
“That’s kind of the story of YOUR life, isn’t it? You see ERON HUNTER, soon to be FORMER Commonwealth Champion, life’s been SO GOOD for you! You’ve been defending that title against ALL comers! You even just defended it against Ronnie Long and everything and I WANT to be impressed, don’t get me wrong it’s just… I’m NOT! You want to know why I’m NOT? Because NONE of your opponents that you’ve retained against are ME! You haven’t had competition quite like me! Oh SURE, you beat RONNIE LONG and some idiot wearing a superhero mask but ME? I’m going to be real straight and honest with you. The only reason why you ever won the title in the first place was because battle royals are generally crap shoots anyway! But you think you’re SO GOOD and that your aura is surrounded by the bright lights and good vibes. There’s only one direction someone with YOUR stroke of luck ends up going…”
Julianna continues to laugh as her ride keeps ascending while other riders are screaming for their lives going in the direction of the “downward spiral”.
“You think I haven’t learned about your past and how your life was once in a downward spiral before? You think I don’t know the SOB STORY of how you had it all and then you CRASHED because of ONE injury, an injury that made it unknown if you were ever going to wrestle again? Yeah, I know all about that. Spare me that! I don’t want to hear any more about it than I already know. You want people to adore you because you came from the gutter to suddenly be on cloud nine again but… oh you are in for a HUGE fall… because there’s a bitch with being on cloud nine and that’s the fact that such a cloud is the flimsiest of all because people ride that cloud so high to the point where they think it’s IMPOSSIBLE to crash again…
That, I’m afraid, describes YOU to a tee! You have lost the perspective of what it means to struggle because you’ve been doing SO GOOD and you’re so convinced that your boring, trite, yawn-inducing borefest of how you carry yourself in this business is THE reason why you’ve been so successful! You have allowed yourself to believe that glorified mediocrity in beating the ‘competitors’ that you have equals excellence… no… not even close… beating SInclair Godfrey doesn’t equal excellence. Psychotic Goth… really? Ronnie Long, like me, has been thrown into the fire but he wasn’t ready for that. I AM!
DiMaria IS EXCELLENCE! I’ve proven it so far, have I not? Sure, I wouldn’t call who I have faced so far world beaters, I admit that. But isn’t it funny how the three opponents that I have bested so far have all been downtrodden FAILURES during their Wrestle: UK career… if such a career even exists anymore? In my debut, I took two outdated nimrods and I showed them that their nonsense was obsolete. I took someone in Kirsty whatsherface and I basically ENDED her run here before it started.”
Julianna takes a pause as her ride stops in a heavenly setting.
“I’m on CLOUD TEN, Eron… and that’s what is going to make me the next Commonwealth Champion because on cloud NINE, you’re living a dream… you’re riding a wave that is due to end at any moment… you are on the verge of a crash that will send you right back to the darkness and as someone that WAS on cloud nine before, I CAN testify to that. But on cloud ten? You gain perspective. You don’t live a dream, you leave REALITY! You know better! You know not to take things for granted and I know you’re going to give your boring, mundane, repetitive inspirational speech and all, but can it because the truth of the matter is? You’re not inspiring. You’re an impala in the jungle about to meet the lioness that’s about to consume him whole.
So please Eron, be predictable and reminisce about the dark ages when your career nearly ended and when you thought you were done with wrestling. Reminisce long and hard… because cloud nine’s about to crash… and I’m about to send you BACK to the darkness your career was in when it seemed like it was ALMOST OVER! I’m about to take that Commonwealth Championship from you… but I am also going to take your SOUL and your PATHETIC fighting spirit with it! “
Julianna continues to enjoy her ride on “cloud 10” as the camera shot fades out.