Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 30, 2017 0:38:56 GMT -5
Xtraction
January 26th 2003
Cole: Hello everyone and welcome to XHF-
Rat Bastard: And RWF!
Cole: Yes, XHF and RWF present, Xtraction!
Mongo: Whoo!
Cole: I’m joined here at ringside by Joey Hawke
Joey: Word to your mothers
Mongo: That was odd
Joey: Oh well
Cole: Mongo the Destroyer
Mongo: That’s me
Cole: The members of Team XHF
Reeshi: Yo
Rhein the Killa: Hey
Rage: GO XHF!!!
Prodigy: I’m so buff and cool
Hardcore Harry: Man, tonight is gonna rock!
Cole: And Te-
Rat: Team RWF, myself, Scorpion, Martyr, Kris Pain, and Destruction!
Destruction: Go RWF!
Kris Pain: Yeah, fuck the XHF
Martyr: Fuck you Mongo!
Scorpion: XHF is going down, like the Buccaneers
Cole: So without further ado, lets kick it!
Mongo: Stop talking in slang
Cole: Sorry
*The lights in the arena go out as "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence begins to play over the sound system. Mist fills the stage as white lights underneath slowly begin to come on during the soft piano part of the song. Soon a single green laser light beams out and it splits up as the guitar riffs begin to play. The lasers begin to dance with the music and it continues until the part of the song that is silent comes. Suddenly... BOOM! Silver pyros shoot out of the stage as the heavy part of the song begins. The words "Joey Ryan" are spelled out over the Xtreme-Tron as the curtain flips open and Joey Ryan walks out onto the stage followed closely behind by Martyr. Joey poses on top of the ramp as Martyr points to the man before the two begin to head down to the ring. Both men enter and Joey goes to pose on top of the turnbuckles before he hops off and waits for his opponent as the music cuts.*
Cole: And what a way to start off what should prove to be a great night!
Destruction: Yeah, for the RWF
Mongo: You know, last time you were commentating the team that you were on lost
Destruction: And your point would be?
Rage: That your gonna lose this time jack-hole!
Joey Ryan Invitational
Entrants:
Lazor Tron
Chris Jericho
E-Money
Chris Adams (Last Entry)
*"Tomorrow Never Knows" blasts as Lazor-Tron, the future CWF Champion, makes his way down the ramp*
Rat: Didn’t he go back to the future?
Joey: No, Nelly Angel made him miss his ride remember?
Rat: Not really
Mongo: It happened, you were probably just smashed
Rat: Yeah, I probably was….hey, fuck you fatty!
*The bell rings and the match starts. Lazor Tron and Joey Ryan hook up. Lazor Tron starts pushing down on Joey Ryan, as Joey seems to be over powered. Joey grunts and then starts pushing up again, and lifts Lazor Tron off his feet! Joey Ryan then lets Lazor Tron down and over powers him to his knees! Joey Ryan head butts Lazor Tron 3 times and Lazor Tron lets go. Joey Ryan stomps on Lazor Tron’s gut and picks him back up. Joey delivers a DDT, and then a pin, 1…2.kick out by Lazor Tron. Joey Ryan picks him up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Joey starts punching Lazor Tron over and over again, then sets him up on the turnbuckle. Joey Super-plexes him down on the mat. Another pin attempt, 1..2..kickout. Lazor Tron throws Joey off of him, and gets up. Joey goes for a clothesline, and Lazor Tron ducks it. Joey bounces off the ropes and Lazor Tron catches him into a spine buster.*
Harry: Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!
Martyr: Ooh, look at me, I’m Lazor Tron, I can do the Rock’s move!
Mongo: Oh shut up
*Lazor Tron punches on Joey and lifts him up into the air. He then throws him into the ropes and Joey stays in the ring. Lazor Tron poses and the crowd immediately erupts in cheers. However, Lazor Tron gives Joey enough time to quickly recover and takes Lazor Tron down from behind. Joey locks on a strong STF! Lazor Tron yells in pain. Lazor Tron reaches for the bottom rope and grabs it. Joey Ryan stomps on Lazor Tron and drags him right back into the middle of the ring. Joey goes for another STF, but Lazor Tron punches Joey off of him. Lazor Tron gets up, and ducks a clothesline. Lazor Tron turns around expecting Joey Ryan to reappear off the ropes, but Joey Ryan didn’t go anywhere, and kicks Lazor Tron in the gut. He then does his finisher, Amnesiac, and goes for the pin, 1…2…3! Joey Ryan eliminates Lazor Tron from the Invitational…*
Eliminated by pinfall: Lazor Tron
Mongo: God damnit!
Martyr: Don’t think that anyone is gonna beat Joey, he’s unstoppable
*The Xtreme-Tron lights up with a number 5 in the center. The countdown begins as a piano picks up over the PA. The countdown reaches 0 and everything goes black as the music stops. A few seconds later, the pyro explodes from the ramp, the guitar riffs and drums have now resumed as "Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne is now playing. Chris Jericho is at the top of the ramp, back to the crowd. He extends one arm at a time, followed by a spinning taunt down the ramp. He finishes spinning and begins to walk down the ramp, the fans booing him the whole way. Jericho climbs the steel steps and proceeds with the Lionheart steps along the apron, he then stops and stares out at the crowd… Joey Ryan knocks Chris Jericho off the apron and into the barricade as “Gets Me Through” dies down. Joey Ryan yells at Jericho from the ring, as Jericho starts yelling back at him from ringside. Jericho then grabs Joey Ryans feet, trips him, drags him immediately out of the ring, and locks on the Walls of Jericho!*
Reeshi: Pfft, I could take both of them
*Joey Ryan yells in pain as the ref tries to get Jericho to unlock the move. Jericho finally lets go, and taunts the crowd. He picks up Joey Ryan, but Joey Ryan punches Jericho in the gut. Joey runs and throws Jericho face first into the turnbuckle post. Joey smashes Jericho’s face into again and rolls him into the ring. Jericho gets up and Joey slides in. Jericho bodyslams Joey down, and kicks Joey in the face. Jericho pulls up Joey Ryan and does a fisherman Suplex. Pinfall, 1…2.kickout. Jericho lifts up Joey again, and Joey picks Jericho and rams him into the turnbuckle. Joey rams and rams Jericho into the turnbuckle numerous times. He then throws him with all his strength right into the opposite turnbuckle. Jericho hits it and flips over the turnbuckle, but lands feet first on the apron. Joey Ryan runs to knock him off, but Jericho ducks and grabs Joey’s head and jumps off the apron forcing Joey neck first into the top rope. Joey flips on to his back and holds his throat.*
Rage: That hurts just to think about
*Jericho slides back into the ring, runs off the ropes, and baseball slides Joey right in the shoulder! Jericho picks up Joey and delivers a shoulder breaker. Joey holds his shoulder in pain. Jericho stomps on Joey’s shoulder and elbow drops onto it. He picks him up again, and kicks Joey in the gut. Joey catches Jericho’s foot, flips him off, then does a dragon corkscrew. Joey stomps on Jericho, picks him up, and does a Double Arm DDT. Pin fall, 1..2..kickout by Jericho. Jericho rolls himself up as Joey Ryan awaits him. Jericho gets up, and Joey charges. Jericho throws Joey over the top rope, but Joey holds on and stays on the apron. Jericho sees and dropkicks Joey right off. Jericho motions as Joey gets up. Jericho runs off some ropes, runs to the opposite ropes near a turnbuckle, and Lionsaults off the middle rope, over the top rope to the left of him, and Joey Ryan catches him taking him down! Crowd explodes in awe.*
Scorpion: …..Come on…..come on…..RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!
Mongo: What in the-
Rat: Damnit Scorps, put the mini TV down and watch the show
Scorpion: It’s the superbowl Rat, the superbowl!
*Jericho and Joey roll on the floor in pain, but soon enough Jericho gets up and rests on the barricade trying to catch his breath. Joey gets up, and charges Jericho again. Jericho ducks down and back body drops Joey Ryan right into the stands! Most of the fans evacuate and some are moved away by security. Jericho gets on the barricade, and jumps off for an elbow drop. Joey Ryan rolls out of the way. Jericho hits the pavement and holds his elbow in pain. Joey gets up and pulls Jericho into the barricade. He tosses him over and onto the ringside mat. Joey Ryan launches himself up and over the barricade with a modified swanton on Jericho!*
Pain: Wow, Gannon is looking good today
Rat: Damn it you two!
Reeshi: Let me see that
Scorpion: No
Reeshi: Asshole
*Joey throws Jericho into the ring and rolls in right after. Jericho gets up and Joey Ryan stalks behind him. Joey hits a reverse DDT and pins, 1…2..kick out. Jericho is pulled back up and Joey goes for another Amnesiac. Jericho punches down on Joey and Joey falls on his back. Jericho takes the opportunity and goes for a Lionsault. Joey rolls out of the way, and Jericho lands on his feet. Joey goes for a powerful clothesline, but Jericho ducks. They both hit opposite ropes and come back at each other. Both go for a clothesline and knock each other out cold… The two are down and it goes for a double knockout… 1…2…3…4…5…Joey starts to move again 6…7…Joey puts his arm on Jericho for the pin fall, 1…2…3! Joey eliminates another…
Eliminated by Pinfall: Chris Jericho
Cole: Wow, I really thought he was gonna beat him
Mongo: There goes my 20 bucks
Joey: Heh, I knew it
*E-Money runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. He quickly pins Joey Ryan, 1…2..kickout. Joey Ryan rolls himself up, and E-Money dropkicks him through the ropes. Joey Ryan gets up, and E-Money runs opposite ropes, come back and jumps over the top rope. Joey Ryan catches him in the air… he then hits the Amnesiac on the outside. Joey Ryan rolls him into the ring, Joey stays on the outside tryin to catch his breath. Joey sits by the apron of the ring breathing hard. E-Money’s hands come down from apron and choke Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan tries to get E-Money off of him. Joey Ryan runs and ducks making E-Money go head first into the turnbuckle post. Joey Ryan throws him into the ring steps. Joey picks up E-Money, but E-Money kicks Joey in the gut, rolls himself over Joey and forces a pin fall but it is not in the ring.*
Mongo: Sorry E-Money, this isn’t hardcore
*Joey kicks out anyways, and grabs E-Money, holds him high in the air, and throws him through the middle and top rope into the ring. E-Money gets on the apron, and gets missile dropkicked right off! E-Money then throws himself over the top rope and body splashes Joey. E-Money rolls Joey in the ring and pins… 1…2..kickout. E-Money smacks the ground. He then gets up and runs and hits a senton on Joey. He then locks on a headlock. Joey gets up and tries to get E-Money off. He can’t grab him or flip him off. He then falls back and lands on E-Money. E-money holds his stomach and Joey gets up. He pulls up E-Money and throws him into the ropes. Joey ducks and does a back body drop. E-Money hits the middle rope with his feet, and jumps right back at Joey with an inverted DDT!
Scorpion: What the hell was that!?
Reeshi: Certainly wasn’t a good pass
Scorpion: Get away from my TV!
Reeshi: Why don’t you make me
Mongo: Both of you stop that!
Rat: Yeah!
*E-Money stalks Joey and swiftly kicks him in the face. E-Money puts Joey in the middle rope, and runs to the opposite rope. He comes back and jumps on Joey and flips him off the rope and on the mat. E-Money runs up the turnbuckle and motions to the crowd. E-Money goes for a Shooting Star Press, flips completely, but his right arm hits the top rope and he does a left turn 360 degree flip, AND still hits Joey! E-Money rolls off of Joey from the impact and rolls around on the mat holding his right shoulder in pain. Joey Ryan and E-Money get up at about the same time after the incident. E-Money runs up for a missile dropkick, but Joey Ryan shoos E-Money’s feet out of the way, and flips E-Money on his stomach. Joey Ryan locks on the STF! Joey uses as much force as possible, as E-Money yells in agany! Joey Ryan locks it on even tighter… and E-Money submits…
Eliminated by Submission E-Money
Mongo: Good thing I only bet 10 bucks on him
Joey: Did you bet on everyone?
Mongo: Yeah, but in different increments
Scorpion: Haha, I love these commercials!
Cole: Couldn’t you at least pay attention to the matches during them?
Scorpion: And miss the multi million dollar ads? Pfft, no
*The slow starting of "The Energy" by AudioVent hits the PA system, and a pyro goes off before the vocals kick in. Joey Ryan gets to the ropes and waits for Chris Adams. Adams comes from the back audience and jumps over the barricade. He slides in the ring, and clotheslines Joey over the top rope from behind! Joey Ryan hits the mat, and looks up at Chris Adams as “The Energy” dies down. Joey Ryan slides in the rolls into the ring, and they look face to face. Chris Adams appears taller then Joey Ryan… but Joey doesn’t look intimidated from it. Joey shoves Adams, and Adams shoves Joey right into a turnbuckle. Adams slams into Joey with a lot of force and Joey falls out of the turnbuckle and on the mat.*
Prodigy: Yeah, you hurt him!
Rat: Ooh, big words, for a fuckin’ turncoat!
Prodigy: Jealous?
Scorpion: Oh man, I didn’t think they could outdo the naked soccer guy, but there it is!
*Chris Adams picks up Joey Ryan and locks on the Bear Hug. He squeezes and throws Joey around. Joey pulls his head back and with all his force he thrusts a head butt right into Chris Adams nose, Joey does it again, and again. Adams is busted open quickly, and lets down Joey Ryan. Joey trips Adams, and stomps on his leg. He elbow drops down on Adams back. He picks Adams up and suplexes him. He throws him into the ropes, locks on a choke, and looks for a chokeslam! Adams kicks Joey in the gut, and locks on a chokeslam on Joey! Adams lifts Joey off the ground, and Joey wraps his legs on Adams arm and flips Adams on his back and is now locked in an armbar submission hold!*
Cole: This match has been intense!
Martyr: Yeah, but predictable, everyone is gonna fall to Joey
*Joey stomps on Adams’s arm and then leg drops him in the throat. Adams is forced up and thrown into a turnbuckle. Joey puts Adams up, and goes for a Super DDT. Adams counters it with a Super-Spear! Joey yells in pain and the crowd awes. Adams pins, 1…2..kickout. Adams pulls up Joey and powerbombs him down. Adams drags Joey to the middle of the ring and picks him up again. Belly-to-Belly Overhead Suplex. Joey slides out of the ring. Adams taunts the crowd to some boos. Adams climbs out of the ring, and Joey slides back into the ring. Joey comes back and missile dropkicks Adams off the apron and hits his jaw on the top ropes. Adams slumps on the top rope, and Joey pulls him over into the ring. Joey pulls Adams up and goes for The Dead End! Chris Adams counters and throws Joey in front of him. Adams kicks him in the gut, and goes for Repeat Offense! Adams Powerbombs Joey once, then twice, then a HUGE sit-out Powerbomb! The pin, 1…2…3!!! Chris Adams gets up and taunts the crowd. Joey lies motionless in the middle of the floor.*
Winner of the Joey Ryan Invitational:Chris Adams!
Martyr: Get up Joey! GET UP!
Scorpion: Ha ha, Bucs suck
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the daunting tune of "Liberate" by Disturbed hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a gold spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of Kinetic themselves, Fury, Venom, & Tracy Brooks appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, they all strut on down the ramp to a HUGE chorus of cheers from the crowd, and once reaching the bottom of the ramp, all 3 climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on through the ropes and into the ring, both Fury & Venom set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd, while in the meantime Tracy goes to lean over near the ropes as she proceeds to pump this entire sellout crowd up in her own manner. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, both Kinetic members climb down from the turnbuckles and proceed to, while Tracy exits the ring, lean up against them as they await the emergence of their mystery partner. Some voices are heard then BAM! Huge pyros explode over the Entranceway stage and "King of my World" by Saliva plays. Low Ki comes out to the middle of the stage and throws his arms in the air which rallies the crowd up. He looks at the crowd and yells at them pounding his chest with authority. He walks down to the ring looking pissed as always and stops at the ring. He looks at the ring, figuring a way to dominate his opponent. He takes a breathe then jumps onto the apron and rolls through the ropes. He walks up a turnbuckle, and throws his arms into the air yelling who he is. He points to a fan and yells at him, then he pounds his chest. He jumps off and walks around the ring.*
Cole: It’s Low Ki!
Scorpion: It’s good!
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels and Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his short dark blue attire, with "Grace Personified" written on it in silver. They continues to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring. Slowly a smoke formation appears upon the Xtreme Tron. Various symbols can be made out..but ever so swiftly it forms into the word "Prophecy". Suddenly "That Which Should Not Be" by Metallica fades in. The arena dims to a slight silver hue and the man known as "The All-Around Best", Xavier steps through the curtain. A nice amount of boos is his welcome...but he continues striding towards the squared-circle, unfazed. Xavier steps up on the apron before looking out at the masses with a deviant grin. He then steps through the ropes and heads to the distant turnbuckle. He steps up onto the second and lifts one arm above his head before lowering it and looking at the masses of XHF fans. He grins and steps down to await his opponent.*
Mongo: I’ve been waiting for this match, man this is gonna rock!
The Prophecy -Vs- Kinetic & Low Ki
*Fury and Daniels start the match off, with Daniels getting an arm drag in. Daniels quickly slides over applying a half Boston crab to Fury, but the tag team champion grabs the ropes in time. As Fury lay on the ground recollecting himself, Daniels begins stomping on him, and then whips him into The Prophecy’s corner. Daniels tags in Xavier, who flips over the top rope with a shoulder block to Fury. Xavier pulls Fury to the center of the ring, hooking the leg and making the cover. 1 – 2 - Fury kicks out. Xavier begins pounding on Fury, getting a shot in to his abdomen before getting up. Xavier walks over to Fury’s legs and hooks him into a Texas Cloverleaf, making Fury struggle for the ropes. Fury crawls and finally grabs them, forcing Xavier to break the hold. Fury slowly gets to his feet, as Xavier sends out a spinning heel kick! Fury catches the foot, and twirls Xavier around. Fury delivers a kick to the gut, and then gives Xavier an implant DDT!*
Rhein: Is it just me, or do the crowd just not react to Fury at all
Mongo: Shhh, don’t admit defeat
Rhein: What?
Mongo: Just trust me
*With Xavier down, Fury jumps to his corner, tagging in Low Ki. Low Ki climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, flying off and driving his elbows into Xavier’s face. Low Ki gets Xavier in a reverse headlock, then releases and sends a hard kick to Xavier’s gut. Xavier falls to the mat, face down. Low Ki bounces off the ropes and then with amazing height, jumps and delivers a knee to the back of Xavier’s neck. Ki whips Xavier into the turnbuckle, and then does a cartwheel, followed by a twisting jaw kick! As Xavier gets up, Low Ki flies off the ropes with a tremendous bulldog straight to the mat, causing the crowd to go crazy. Behind Low Ki’s back, Xavier makes the tag to Charlie Velez. Velez runs from behind Ki and takes him out of the ring with a dropkick to the back, as he makes his way to outside the ring. Velez tosses Low Ki back into the ring, where he gives him a short elbow. Velez picks up Ki from behind and delivers a fast reverse DDT, but still holds onto Low Ki’s neck. In a strange move, Velez gets up, turning Low Ki around and smashing him with a jawbreaker!*
Scorpion: COME ON GANNON!
*Velez gets to the corner, and starts stomping the mat. Low Ki gets up and turns around, as Charlie hits him with a super kick! Velez makes the cover, 1 – 2 – kick out. Velez whips Low Ki to the ropes and drills him with a sit out spine buster on the return, before stretching his leg into a leg lock. Slowly Velez gets up with Ki, standing to the side of him in an almost half Boston crab like maneuver. Velez grabs the other leg and then catapults Ki into the turnbuckle, charging with a tackle to take him down. Velez rolls him up, 1 – 2 – kick out. Velez goes to pick up Ki once again, but Low Ki is able to sweep him down. Ki crawls to his corner…and tags in Venom! Venom runs into the ring and begins beating the life out of Charlie Velez, The two get up and Charlie tries to regain control, but Venom ducks a clothesline attempt. Out of nowhere, Venom hits Charlie with the Crossed Out, bridging for the pin! 1 – 2 – Daniels breaks the count. The referee argues with Daniels, but Venom pushes the referee out of the way. Venom punches Daniels, but Xavier flies off the top with a cross body to Venom, knocking him down. Fury and Low Ki charge into the ring, as all hell breaks loose. Daniels climbs to the top rope and jumps off, but a rising Venom connects with a dropkick to the groin!*
Peanut Gallery: OOF!
*The crowd goes "nuts" for the maneuver, as Velez holds his nuts in pain. Daniels falls to the mat, as the other four competitors brawl on the outside. Venom covers Daniels, 1 – 2 – 3! The referee however does not call for the bell, telling Venom he has made a mistake, as Daniels is not the legal man. Charlie Velez climbs the top rope and flies onto Venom, but the tag team champion ducks and Velez connects with a flying superkick onto his own partner! Daniels rolls out of the ring in pain, as Velez turns around to a northern lights suplex from Venom! 1 – 2 – Xavier breaks the count. The referee forces Xavier back to the apron, and calls for Daniels to head there also. As this distracts him, Charlie Velez is hit with a double suplex from Low Ki and Fury, who retreat to the Kinetic corner. Venom climbs up to the top rope, and jumps off in a frog splash type maneuver. However, he turns mid air and connects with an elbow drop to Charlie Velez, but Velez rolls out of the way!*
Cole: And he rolls out of the way!
Joey: Way to call the match
*The two lay out on the mat, both struggling to get to their corners. At the same time, Fury and Christopher Daniels are tagged in, and Daniels ducks a clothesline. Daniels connects with a neckbreaker to Fury, and then lifts him followed by a whip to the ropes. The bulk Fury is chopped on the return, then drilled with the Saving Grace! Daniels hooks the leg, 1 – 2 – kick out! Daniels is shocked but goes back to Fury, and turns him around. With effort, Daniels drills Fury to the mat with the Judgement’s Call, ensuring the win for his team. 1 – 2 – Low Ki breaks the count! The referee tries to send Low Ki back to his corner, but Ki begins beating the life out of Daniels. Low Ki sets him up for the Sealed Fate, but Xavier comes in from behind, drilling him with a german suplex. The referee is pushed down as Venom runs in, clobbered with a chair from Charlie Velez. The Prophecy members lift up Venom, and Daniels sets him up for a stalling vertical suplex. Daniels drops, but in mid air Velez catches Venom on his shoulders, and Xavier flies off the top rope with a hurricarana to the tag team champion!*
Joey: Holy shit, a nice move!
Cole: That was low, this is a great night
Scorpion: God I’ve seen better halftime shows coming out of my ass!
*Venom is laid out after the superb triple team move from The Prophecy. Xavier lifts up the fallen Low Ki, and sets him on the turnbuckle. Xavier turns around, and does a backflip, landing on Ki’s shoulders! The crowd goes crazy for the leap, and Xavier rolls forward with a twisting head scissors! All three members of the Prophecy begin stomping Low Ki, but Kinetic comes from behind tossing Velez and Daniels out of the ring. Xavier looks at both tag team champions, begging for mercy. Fury and Venom take a look at each other, but Venom takes a shot at Xavier and climbs the turnbuckle. Fury sets up Xavier and the two exterminate Xavier with the Conclusion! An undetected Grace Personified sneaks behind Kinetic, both Venom and Fury are locked into dragon sleepers. Daniels and Velez crank back, before twisting the two around and simultaneously hitting spinning vertical suplexes! Daniels covers Fury, and Velez revives the fallen referee. 1 – 2 – shoulder! Daniels is shocked once again, looking at Charlie in disbelief. Low Ki charges at both members but they move out of the way and the martial artist hits the turnbuckle. Ki stumbles back and is hit with the Side Effect from Charlie Velez!*
Cole: Side Effect!
Rage: Way to call it
Joey: Hey now!
Mongo: Hey Joey, it looks like your job is on the line, haha
*Venom stumbles up and Charlie knees him in the gut, and steals Destruction’s signature Eve of Destruction maneuver. The crowd is quite shocked as Charlie Velez and Destruction are two completely different people, as Velez raises his arms in the air. Xavier crawls back into the ring, as his Prophecy-mates help him up. The three celebrate as if the match has been already won, as they go over to Fury. Daniels lifts him with a look of angst, and goes for the Last of Rites! Mid-move, Venom dropkicks Charlie into Daniels, causing him to fall and release Fury. Xavier charges at Venom but Venom ducks, and Low Ki jumps from behind with a front flip followed by a straight stiff kick. Venom and Low Ki lift Daniels, who is the legal man, and whip him to the ropes. On the return, Low Ki takes Christopher up high with an arm drag, and in mid air Venom grabs his legs, catapulting him to the other set of ropes. Finally Venom jumps to the turnbuckle and flies off with an amazing 720 degree jumping splash, knocking Daniels into the center of the ring. Low Ki pulls Fury’s body over Daniels, as the referee counts. 1 – 2 – 3, Kinetic and Low Ki win!*
Winners: Kinetic and Low Ki
Mongo: That was a great tag match
Joey: I’ll second that!
*Kinetic are handed their tag team titles as they raise their arms in the air with Low Ki. As the three celebrate, the lights go out and red, blue, and green lights begin to flash around the arena. The lights come back on with Low Ki thrown out of the ring, and Kinetic laying bloody with none other than the Chris and Chris Connection standing tall over them! C and C grab their tag team titles and raise them high in the air, before dropping them back down. Williams is heard yelling ‘Now who’s been screwed?! You like that?!’ as ‘The Energy’ hits and C and C make their way to the back.*
Mongo: That was less great to see
*The Lights go out as “InnerVision” hits, followed up by a lightning bolts that hit the top of the stage, Apollyon appears with Zakk Wylde and slowly makes his way to the ring. He climbs the top step and stands at the ropes, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs in the ring, walks to the middle and kneels raising one arm into the air lowering his head.*
Mongo: Wasn’t Apollyon in the XHF before
Joey: Yeah, but he ended up sitting out his contract
Mongo: So this is a new contract, right?
Joey: Who runs the XHF again
Mongo: I do
*”Here To Stay" by Korn hits as the lights in the arena dim as Ron "Big Time" Knox walks out. He climbs in the ring and rolls his shoulders and warms up on the ropes. "Bark at the Moon" hits the speakers and out steps Decoy. He stands at the top of the ramp with his hands in the air, taunting the fans, and receiving several cheers in the process. He walks towards the ring, sliding up the bottom rope to enter the ring.*
Scorpion:-
Mongo: YEAH SUPERBOWL! Ha, beat you to it
Scorpion: Fucker, I was going to say that this should be a good match
Mongo: Oh, sorry
Scorpion: GO RAIDERS!!!!!!!
Ministry Of The OzzMan -vs- Ron "Big Time" Knox and Decoy
*Apollyon and Knox start the match off and begin to circle each other as the referee rings the bell. As soon as the sound is heard, the two instantly lock up, but Knox's power can be seen as he dominates Apollyon. Knox knees Apollyon in the gut which sends him to one knee. Knox then delivers an axe handle to the back of his opponent, nearly knocking him flat on the mat, but Knox picks him up and whips him into the ropes. On the return, Knox attempts to clothesline Apollyon, but Apollyon ducks the attack and hits the opposite set of ropes before hitting a dropkick to the chest of Knox! This only phases Knox, but Apollyon quickly hits the ropes again and dropkicks Knox again. Once more it only phases Knox. This time, Apollyon hits the ropes once more and charges at Knox looking for a clothesline, but Knox stops him with a hellacious spinebuster. Knox simply walks to his corner and tags in his partner, Decoy, while Apollyon struggles to crawl to his corner.*
Joey: I love tag matches, and mat matches, and high flying…..hell, I love wrestling
*Decoy and Knox grab the legs of Apollyon before he can get to his corner to tag in his partner, Zakk, and pull him to their corner. The referee tries to get Knox out of the ring, but there is nothing he can do as Decoy and Knox pick Apollyon up and double suplex him. Knox begins to exit the ring as Decoy goes for a oin, 1... 2.. Zakk Wylde charges in the ring a just barely breaks up the count! The referee goes to push Zakk out of the ring as Decoy irish-whips his opponant into the ropes and almost decapitites him with a clothesline! Decoy looks at the limp body of Apollyon before he grabs his legs and begins to lock in the Sharpshooter! He gets it locked in as Apollyon screams out on pain and looks as if he is about to tap out, but once again, Zakk jumps into the ring and graps the head of Decoy, forcing him to break the hold and at that instant, bulldogging his head into the mat!*
Pain: Ouch
*Zakk stands up and from the other side of the ring, Ron Knox charges at him with a flying forearm, but Zakk grabs the arm and brings the big man down with an arm drag takedown! Zakk grabs the chin of Ron Knox and locks in a camel clutch submission hold as the referee tries to get the two men off eachother and out of the ring. Apollyon rolls over onto his opponant and pins him almost uncinsciously, but the referee doesn't see it as he is dealing with the other two men. Finally he sees it and goes over to the pin and counts, 1... 2... Decoy just barely kicks out!*
Rat: Kick off!
Cole: Er-hem, Kick out
Mongo: Don’t even try Rat
*Zakk Wylde lets go of the hold as Knox tapps out, but it doesn't count since he is not the legal man. Zakk grabs the wrist of his partner and drags him to their corner where he can easily make the tag. Zakk exits the ring and gets Apollyon to tag him in as Decy and Knox recovcer inside the ring.Zakk charges at the two and clotheslines them hard to the mat! Zakk grabs Ron "Big Time" Knox and stands him to his feet before he backs up and charges the big man hitting him with a superkick that sends him over the top rope and outside of the ring. Suddenly though, Decoy jumps up and punches the stomach of Zakk, making him double over in pain. Decoy stands himself up and irish-whips Zakk Wylde into the ropes as he bends down attempting some kind of lift. But Zakk is smart and sees this as he charges back and grabs the neck of Decoy hitting a swinging neck breaker on the big man. Zakk makes the cover, 1... 2... 3! Decoy kicks out just barely after the count is completed, but its enough to give the Ministry of the Ozzman the win! Zakk rolls out of the ring and checks on Apollyon.*
WINNERS: Ministry of the Ozzman
Joey: Another great match!
Mongo: Yeah, this PPV has a lot of entertaining matches, this is a good PPV, really, THIS WAS WORTH YOUR MONEY! I DON’T CARE WHAT THE SO-CALLED SMARTS THINK!!!
*POD's School Of Hardknocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quickly makes his way down the ramp and does a pass around the ring before getting inside.*
Rat: I’m not an XHF fan, but I like Gavin
Mongo: Wow that’s really shocking
Rat: I know, I’m surprised too
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes-flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Everyone" by Adema plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Goldberg runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He gets up in a quick motion and runs up a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. He jumps off and jumps around a little.*
Mongo: Goldberg will probably win this one, he’s built like Prodigy
Prodigy: No, I’m bigger and more muscular
Mongo: Hmmmm, I do-
Reeshi: Ouch, what a sack!
Scorpion: I hope he’s not injured
*The lights flicker as if the power is fading from the arena, and a low bell is heard. The instrumentals for Static X's "Not Meant For Me" begin, and a masked man walks out on to the stage. The XHF-Tron shows video flashes of him, spinning around and fading in and out of darkness. A shot of him hitting Psyko Steve with the "Inevitable End" plays in slow motion, skipping back and forth until the impact finally occurs.
On the stage, Wraith holds one closed fist out in front of him, and then opens it, and pyros rain down from above. He steps forward as they are about to singe him, and he proceeds down to the ring.*
Rat: Haha, he has a kitty!
Mongo: He’s also really intimidating
Hell's Trail Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
1st Fall: Singapore Cane Ladder Match
2nd Fall: Glass Table Match
3rd and Final Fall (If Necessary): Electric Cage Match
"The King Of Old School" Gavin Green -Vs- Wraith © -Vs- Goldberg
*The bell rings and Wraith quickly drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring as Goldberg and Gavin Green tie up. Goldberg pushes Green to the mat and Gavin rolls right back to his feet and runs at Goldberg with a clothesline but Goldberg is not budged. Goldberg just laughs. Gavin back pedals and bounces off of the ropes and runs at Goldberg again with a clothesline but this time Goldberg ducks under and Green bounces to the other side of the ring is hit in the back with the ladder from Wraith. Gavin stumbles forward into the arms of Goldberg. Goldberg lifts Gavin up onto his shoulders and drives him down with the Xtreme Edge. Goldberg goes for the cover on Green but Wraith slides the ladder in the ring into the pin to break it. Goldberg gets up and reaches down to lift up the ladder and when he does Wraith drops down on the other end of the ladder sending the opposite end face first into the face of Goldberg. Goldberg stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle and Wraith slides into the ring. Wraith makes the cover on Green but Goldberg falls foreword on the pin and breaks the count at two. Wraith gets to his feet as Goldberg stumbles up as well. Wraith runs at Goldberg for a big boot but Goldberg blocks and grabs the leg using it to pull him in for a capture Suplex. Goldberg gets to his feet slowly as Wraith lays on his stomach in pain. Goldberg reaches and lifts the ladder up and sets it up to get the Singapore Cane. Goldberg begins climbing as Gavin gets to his feet. Gavin begins climbing the other side of the ladder. Both men reach the top as Wraith gets to his feet but is still leaned on the ropes. Gavin and Goldberg begin to exchange blows and Green grabs the head of Goldberg and slams it face first into the top of the ladder. Goldberg is staggered on top of the ladder as Green reaches up and grabs the cane. Green hits Goldberg across the head with the cane and Goldberg crashes back first into the mat. Wraith scrambles and makes the cover on Goldberg after the fall 1-2-3.*
Winner First Fall: Wraith
Pain: Where’s Martyr?
Rat: He went to the back to console Joey
Harry: Or have butt sex with him
Second Fall
Glass Table Match
*Wraith stands to his feet and celebrates as Gavin Green jumps off of the ladder and connects with a Singapore cane shot across the head of Wraith. Wraith goes down in a heap and Gavin Green makes the pin but the ref does not make the count as the glass table match has begun. Gavin gets up and slide out of the ring grabbing the glass table and slides it in the ring. Gavin sets up the table as Goldberg gets to his feet and it is noticeable that blood flows from his head. Green grabs Goldberg and suplexes him towards the table but Wraith pulls the table out of the way. Gavin gets to his feet as Wraith is still on the mat but is crawling. Gavin moves over Wraith and Wraith reaches out and grabs the Singapore cane and swings back connecting with the face of Gavin Green. Gavin stands still as his head begins to swell and become bloody. Gavin is turned around from behind and hit with The Demension by Goldberg. Wraith gets to his feet and turns and is hit with the Cruise Missile from Goldberg. Goldberg screams out and throws out his arms as the crowd cheers his name. Goldberg lifts Wraith to his feet and tosses him out of the ring. Wraith is able to get to his feet though and stumbles outside of the ring as Goldberg lifts Gavin up to his feet. Goldberg punchs Gavin and Gavin falls back onto the glass table. Goldberg climbs up onto the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd and calls for the Leap of Faith, but Gavin rolls off of the table and Wraith gets up on the apron. Wraith grabs Goldberg by the legs and pushes him off of the top through the glass table.*
Second Fall Winner & Still Champion: Wraith
Cole: AND HE GETS THE 2ND PIN!
Mongo: Take it down a notch there Cole….creepin’ a bit
*The screen comes on with the word Platinum in bold letters across the screen. From there the Lunatics can be heard in the background “Yo” as the letters become larger and larger. The word “yo” repeats itself until “Platinum” takes up most of the screen. “It always comes out like this” The word Platinum grows so big it explodes on the screen and begins to flash across the middle with an electric texture to it. From there the beat picks up and suddenly “Platinum Plus” by the St. Lunatics can be heard. With the music picking up, scenes of Platinum flying through the air and delivering some high flying maneuvers, including the Money Maker as a large pyro goes off on the stage and out steps Platinum. He struts his way mid-way down the ramp (an NWO type walk) before picking up and running towards the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. He rushes to the far corner and spreads his arms out sideways, taunting the fans, receiving several boos along the way.*
Rat: Fuck Slain!
Mongo: Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
Rat: Probably
Reeshi: God damn it, I wish I could see the game better, I wanna see the Raiders take it home
Scorpion: Ah hell, take Martyrs seat
Reeshi: Why thank you…..sucker, GO BUCS!
*“Charlie Big Potato” by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the Xtreme-Tron to a mixed reaction. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. His journey to the ring continues as he interacts with the fans by the ramp way.*
Mongo: Slain! You can do it!
Joey: He can’t hear you
Mongo: SLAIN!! SLAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!
Rat: Shut the fuck up Man-go!
XHF Cruiserweight Championship
Slain © -Vs- Platinum
*Slain gives the ref the belt, and Platinum forearm knocks Slain down from behind. Platinum stomps furiously on Slain, he then picks him up. Platinum throws Slain into the turnbuckle, and runs at him. Slain puts his feet up, and Platinum slides under Slain’s feet and under the ropes. Slain then puts his feet back down, and Platinum trips him and pulls out of the ring. Platinum kicks Slain in the back, and then picks him up. He throws him into and over the barricade! Slain falls into some peoples laps. Platinum pulls Slain right back over the barricade. He gets on the apron of the ring, and motions to the crowd. He then jumps off for the Money Maker, but Slain rolls out of the way, causing Platinum to hit the concrete!*
Mongo: Ouch, that can’t be fun
Joey: I’d say not
*Slain gets up and leg drops Platinum. Slain then picks up Platinum and rolls him into the ring, and quickly follows. Slain charges Platinum and spears him down, he then starts punching down on him. Platinum pushes Slain off, but then Slain runs and baseball slides right into Platinum’s head. Slain picks up Platinum and puts him on top the turnbuckle. Slain climbs up with him and locks up. Slain hits the float over Super-plex on Platinum. Slain goes for a pinfall, 1…2..kick. Platinum shakes his head and starts climbing the ring ropes to get up. Slain stands opposite of Platinum and waits… Platinum gets up, and turns around. Platinum quickly ducks a superkick, which hits the referee! The referee gets kicked out cold! Slain sees the ref down, then turns around to Platinum who then superkicks him!*
Scorpion: RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rat: Jesus Christ, isn’t the game done yet?
Scorpion: You don’t watch much football do you?
Rat: I do, but I usually pass out during the half time shot game
*Platinum goes for a pinfall, but no ref is available. Platinum rolls out of the ring, and looks for something under. He pulls out a steel chair, and throws it into the ring. He then pulls out a ladder, and slides it into the ring. Then a table and slides it into the ring. Platinum goes into the ring, and sets up the table and ladder. Platinum rolls the ref out of the ring and under it. Slain jumps over the top rope on to Platinum out of no where! Slain furiously punches Platinum and rolls him into the ring. Slain puts him on the table and starts climbing the ladder. Slain gets to the top, turns around towards the table, and notices that Platinum isn’t on the table! Slain gets pulled by the hair as Platinum just gets the top of the ladder on the other side! Platinum pulls Slain all the way to the top. He the punches him over and over again. Platinum sets up for a ladder super-plex, when Slain breaks away his arms. Platinum almost falls back but puts his hand on the top step. Slain then headbutts Platinum sending him down ribs first onto the ropes and on the ringside concrete.*
Mongo: Yeah, Slain has this win already won
Scorpion: They always bring out the Clydesdales for the Super Bowl
Rhein: The what now?
Scorpion: Budweiser always has a commercial with the horses
Joey: Ah, there we go
*Slain looks down at Platinum, and climbs to the other side of the ladder. He then motions to the crowd, and in one leap he jumps off. Slain hits the Flipside on Platinum from the ladder in the ring, all the way to ringside. Slain and Platinum are out of breath. Slain slowly gets off of Platinum and crawls into the ring. Platinum slowly comes in after Slain. Slain pulls Platinum up and Platinum breaks away. He then punches Slain all the way to the ropes, throws him the opposite ropes, and clotheslines him down on his way back. Platinum stomps furiously on him and rolls him onto the table. Slain rolls off the other side, and Platinum walks after him. Slain snaps the chair right into Platinum knocking him straight out. Slain pins Platinum… the ref is still gone, but is now at ringside in pain.*
Pain: It’s funny because Slain can’t ever catch a break
Reeshi: And because the Bucs are coming back
*Slain pulls Platinum up, and throws him into the ladder knocking them both down. Slain walks over to Platinum and bodyslams him down. Slain then takes to the high ropes, and hits the Somersault Legdrop on Platinum. Slain pins and a ref comes running down from the Xtreme Tron. Slain turns to see the ref coming and pins Platinum again. The ref slides into the ring, 1…2…kick out at the last chance he had! Slain gets up and motions a 3 count to the ref, but the ref doesn’t awknowledge a 3 count. Slain gets furious as the new ref leaves the ring. Slain goes the ringside and tries to pull the ref back into the ring. Slain rolls the ref in the ring, and rolls in too. Slain turns to a chairshot straight to the face by Platinum! Platinum slides the chair out of the ring, and climbs a turnbuckle. He motions, and hits the Money Maker on Slain! The ref crawls to the pin, 1…..2…..3!! Platinum gets the win!*
Winner and NEW XHF Cruiserweight Champion: Platinum!
Mongo: Well fuck!
Rat: Haha fuck you Mongo, come on boys we have some preparing to do
Mongo: Team Xtreme better get warmed up too then
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the entrance way and Veronica Caine comes out. They both head to the ring and Harry gets in and he holds the rope down for her. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants.*
Mongo: It’s just us now
Joey: Yep, and Cole
Mongo: I meant him too
Joey: Oh, ok then
*The arena is suddenly plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on with anticipation as then suddenly the demonic new "Criss-Crossed Star" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme Tron and then a few moments later, the screen turns to static until...BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the crowd is on it’s feet in anticipation as multiple guitar riffs begin echoing throughout the PA, while on the screen intune with the riffs, "FIST-OF-RAGE!" appears!!! Then, as the familiar and deadly tune of "All My Life" by The Foo Fighters hits & starts up, the curtain flips back, and a grinning and sadistic-looking Rage with his gorgeous and as well sadistic wife, Torrie Wilson by his side, steps out onto the top of the stage! Following this, the two then strut arrogantly on down the ramp to a monstrous chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd joining us tonight. Afterward, the duo then finally reach the ring area where, once inside, the Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his fists defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner, while in the meantime Torrie stands outside the ring taunting off in her own ways to this multitude of XHFers and cheering Rage on as well.*
Mongo: Yeah, here’s a little tip to anyone who thinks they’ve got me after stealing Rage, he will NEVER really leave the XHF
*The crowd is silent in the XHF arena, when Rhein’s new song of ‘Get Inside’ by Stone Sour starts playing. The crowd bursts into an enormous ovation for the ‘MindFreaK’ Rhein. As the introduction plays, the numbers: 012345678910 appear on the screen, and start rolling down, changing numbers as they go, stopping on 742617000027 and a blue light comes out from behinds them, and takes over the screen . Then, when the song finishes the intro, the light expands, and as the crowd bursts into cheers, the light fades and the X-Treme Tron shows Rhein’s Xtreme Video.
“Seed, gotta let it grow, why ya gotta watch when I let it feed?
Better look into the mirror for the face you hide away, everyday
But I don’t give a fuck; I let it roll - I smoke the old
Gotta run, gotta rend, gotta maim, gotta make it through another maze
STAY AWAY!
Please: wring the blood from my hands
Don’t pretend that you understand me
I don’t even want you looking at me
Motherfucker, GET INSIDE!“
It is at this point when Rhein comes out, followed by Lizzy Borden. He is wearing a long sleeveless blue coat, and black taping on his hands. His ring attire consists of black shorts, with red slashes on the side, and Rhein written on the back. He jogs to one side of the stage, and makes a ‘Get Up’ motion, before jogging to the other side of the stage, and making the same motion. He walks onto the ramp, and starts walking down it. He stops mid-way on the ramp, and points to the ceiling, causing pyros of blue, black and red to go off. He walks round the ring, giving high fives to fans. He slides in the ring, before helping Lizzy in the ring. He walks over to a turnbuckle, and climbs it and holds his hands above his head, just as the chorus hits on the song. He does this on all four turnbuckles, before entering the center of the ring. He then does a taunt a lot like HBK’s, and pyro’s go off all at once. He then waits for the crowd to calm down before talking.*
Mongo: It’s great, Team XHF f’n rules!
*The arena fades into almost a silver hue as the words "SIMPLY SENSATIONAL" slowly fade across the Xtreme Tron. Suddenly the strings of Theory Of A Deadman’s "Invisible Man" fill the hallowed halls with excitement. It all comes to fruition as Prodigy steps through the curtain, water bottle in hand, and smirk across his face. He is wearing his new "Beginning, End, And Aftermath" logo t-shirt as he strides to the ring. Prodigy pauses on the apron to acknowledge the mixed reaction he is gaining from the masses. The smirk grows wider and he steps through the ropes and into the ring. Decisively, Prodigy mounts the second turnbuckle and lifts his hands high above his head as the music fades.*
Joey: Wow, Prodigy looks ready to kick ass
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein standing face to face, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of "Fear" by Disturbed once again the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you can’t make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and is followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the shiny XHF Championship in tact around his waist. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws up his XHF Championship, taunting the fans. He lowers the title and hands it to the referee as Scorpion looks on at him from the other side of the ring.*
Mongo: The third R!
Cole: That’s it?
Mongo: The XHF Champion!
Joey: And?
Mongo: The Leader of Team XHF!
*The lights go out, and "R-W-F" fills the Xtreme Tron. The crowd immediately boos as "Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA system, as the RWF walk out from the back. They all support the RWF T-shirt, watching their opponents in the ring. Rat Bastard emerges to the front of the crew, walking back and forth looking at the ground. Rat turns to his opponents with a smile on his face, as he leads his partners down the ramp. They stop at the bottom of the ramp, and they all look around the arena. Kris Pain and Martyr slide into the ring, as Rat climbs up onto the apron and Destruction and Scorpion walk up the ring steps. Rat Bastard, Destruction and Scorpion wait at the top of the ramp looking at their opponents, as Kris Pain and Martyr climb the second rope and taunts to the crowd. They all throw their shirts into the crowd except for Kris Pain, as he continues to point to the symbol. The music cuts as Rat Bastard gets into the ring and Martyr climbs to the apron.*
Mongo: God I hate them
Joey: Here here
Ten Man Tag Match
Team XHF
(Prodigy, Hardcore Harry, Reeshi, Rage and Rhein The Killa)
-vs-
Team RWF
(Scorpion, Kris Pain, Rat Bastard, Martyr and Destruction)
*Rat wraps his arm around Pain’s shoulder and begins to give advice to the young wrestler, as Hardcore Harry steps in to start off the match for Team XHF. Rat walks to his corner, as Kris Pain and Hardcore Harry meet up in the center of the ring. The two begin to talk trash to each other, until Pain spits in the face of Hardcore Harry. Harry takes a step back to wipe the spit off his face, and then knocks Kris Pain down with a huge right hand! Pain rolls back to his feet to get kicked in the gut by Harry, and then elbowed down to his hands and knees. Harry grabs Pain by the hair and lifts him up to his feet, and then over his head! Harry holds Pain up in the air and turns to his team, as Martyr runs into the ring and clips Hardcore Harry’s knees, causing Pain to land on top of The Hardcore Legend. Pain hooks the leg, but Harry kicks out at two. Pain climbs up to his feet and stomps on Harry, and then makes the tag to Martyr. Martyr waits in his corner and taunts for Hardcore Harry to climb to his feet, and when he does Martyr runs to him and knocks him down with a clothesline. Harry begins to climb to his feet and Martyr begins to send stiff kicks into the gut of Harry, and then lifts him up to his feet. Martyr knees Harry in the gut and then applies a front facelock, and then lifts up Harry in the air for a suplex. Martyr tries to hold Harry up for a long time, but Harry floats over and pushes Martyr into the ropes and Big Boots him in the back of the head! Martyr drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, as Harry soon follows. Martyr notices this and begins to run away from Harry, until Rage jumps off the apron and stops Martyr in his tracks!*
Mongo: Not so fast Martyr!
*Martyr begins to plead for Rage not to attack him, until Hardcore Harry clotheslines him in the back of the neck! Rage laughs and climbs up to his apron, as Harry lifts up Martyr and slams his head against the apron, and then rolls him into the ring. Harry slides into the ring and makes the cover, but Martyr gets a shoulder up. Harry gets to his feet and points to Rage, and the crowd cheers big time. Martyr climbs to his feet as Rage is tagged in, and Rage runs full force running for a clothesline, but Martyr quickly drop toe holds Rage into the mat. Martyr then looks to apply a headlock on Rage, but Rage quickly climbs to his feet and elbows Martyr off him. Rage finally knocks Martyr down with a clothesline, as Rage retreats to his corner and tags in Scorpion. Scorpion slowly climbs into the ring as Rage taunts for the Ultimate Champion to make his way in. Scorpion gets in the ring and looks around at the arena, and then runs to Rage. Rage moves out of the way and pushes Scorpion into the corner, and begins to send forearms into the face of Scorpion. Rage knees Scorpion in the gut, and then takes him out of the corner. Rage grabs Scorpion’s arm going for a armbreaker, but Scorpion uses the free arms to get Rage off. Scorpion goes for a right hand but Rage ducks and grabs Scorpion in a waistlock, and then German suplexes Scorpion against the mat! Rage bridges the cover, but the RWF Captain is able to kick out. Rage rolls over his feet and taunts to the crowd for the Fist Of Rage, as Scorpion slowly climbs up to his feet. Scorpion finally gets to his feet and turns to Rage and runs to him, but Rage lifts him up on his shoulders! Rage swings him around going to complete his finishing maneuver, but Scorpion lands on his feet and drops Rage into the mat with a Scorpion Death Drop!*
Mongo: Fuck! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
*Rage and Scorpion lie on the mat and Scorpion slowly makes the cover, but Rage kicks out at two! Scorpion slams his fist against the mat, as he crawls to his corner and makes the tag to Destruction. Destruction gets into the ring and quickly makes the cover, but Rage kicks out at two. Destruction has a couple of words with the referee, as Rage begins to climb to his feet. Rage is now on both his feet and Destruction finally stops arguing with the referee. Destruction turns around to apply a maneuver on Rage, but Rage kicks him in the gut and knocks him down with a Stunner! Rage is to weak to make a cover quickly though, as Destruction is able to kick out at two. Rage begins to climb to his feet, and tags in The Prodigy! Prodigy runs into the ring and grabs Destruction by the legs, and looks around at the crowd. They give off a pop as Prodigy lifts up Destruction, and drops him into the mat with a sit-out Pandora Powerbomb! The referee begins the count as Rat Bastard runs into the ring and kicks Prodigy in the head to break up the cover! Prodigy quickly gets up to his feet and gives a evil stare at Rat, who looks shocked by the fact that Prodigy got up so fast. Rat slides out of the ring and Prodigy begins to chase him! Rat slides back into the ring and so does Prodigy, but Prodigy gets knocked down with a flying knee to the face by Destruction! Rat begins to stomp on Prodigy with Destruction, as Kris Pain gets into the ring. Destruction lifts up Prodigy and exposes his rib area, as Kris Pain climbs to the top rope and drives a elbow into Prodigy’s ribs. Prodigy falls to his knees and Pain kicks Prodigy in the back with a stiff kick, causing Prodigy to fall to the mat face first in pain. Kris Pain sits on the back of Prodigy and then pulls on the neck of Prodigy, locking on a camel clutch. Prodigy screams in pain as Kris begins to pull back on the move. Prodigy seems like he is on the verge to tap out, but Kris Pain lets go of the move and forearms Prodigy in the back of the head! Kris Pain stands up and taunts to the crowd, with his fellow RWF members backing him up. Pain taunts for the Hospital Trip, as Prodigy begins to climb up to his feet. Once Prodigy is up to his feet, Kris Pain applies a Half Nelson and goes for the Hospital Trip, but Prodigy is able to get out of the move and elbows Pain in the head. Prodigy then turns to Pain and kicks him in the gut and sets him between his legs and hooks both arms, and knocks down with a Pedidriver!*
Cole: Petefiledriver!
Mongo: No, P-Diddy Driver
Joey: No, Pedidriver
*Prodigy quickly makes the cover, but Team RWF immediately get in the ring and break up the cover! Team RWF begins to beat on Prodigy, until Prodigy partners run into the ring to help him! A big brawl rages on in the ring and then outside of the ring, leaving only Kris Pain and Prodigy. Pain runs to Prodigy, but Pain takes him down with a big boot. Prodigy then shakes his head and begins to climb the top rope, as Destruction takes Hardcore Harry out by throwing him into the ring post. Prodigy finally stands on the top rope, but Destruction climbs up the apron and low blows Prodigy! Prodigy falls on the third rope as Kris Pain climbs up to his feet and then climbs up the third rope and applies a front facelock to Prodigy, and then drives him head first off the top rope with a brainbuster! Kris Pain quickly floats over and eliminates Prodigy with the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Prodigy
Joey: Wow, the first man eliminated is Prodigy, this is bad for the XHF!
Mongo: I didn’t need to hear that
Destruction is taken off the apron by Rage, as Kris Pain celebrates the elimination of Prodigy. Kris Pain over celebrates, as he does not realize that Reeshi has climbed into the ring! Reeshi stands with his hands on his waist laughing to himself as Kris Pain continues on with his taunting. Kris Pain then stops and turns around, to see Reeshi! Kris Pain falls to his knees asking Reeshi not to hurt him. Reeshi goes to grab Pain, but Scorpion runs into the ring and forearms shots Reeshi from behind. Scorpion and Kris Pain begin to double team on Reeshi, until Kris Pain tells Scorpion that he can handle Reeshi himself. Kris Pain sets up Reeshi between his legs and calls for the Pain Bomb, but the XHF Champion backdrops Pain and then takes out Scorpion with a clothesline! Pain climbs to his feet and runs to Reeshi, but Reeshi drives a boot into the gut of Kris Pain and then plants him into the mat with the Pain Killer! Reeshi hooks the leg of Kris Pain, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Kris Pain
Mongo: And the XHF ties the score!
Destruction doesn’t waste anytime attacking the champion after getting the pinfall over Kris Pain. Both teams finally go back to their corners, as Destruction continues to beat on Reeshi. Destruction lifts up Reeshi and throws him into the ropes, and turns Reeshi inside out with a kitchen sink. Destruction makes the cover on Reeshi, but Reeshi kicks out. Destruction wraps his arm around Reeshi’s neck and locks the sleeper hold in tightly, choking the life out of the XHF Champion. The referee checks the wrist of Reeshi and holds it up in the air, and it drops once. The referee checks once more, and it drops down again. The referee checks for the third and final time, but Reeshi holds his arm up! Destruction shakes his head in shock as Reeshi begins to climb to his feet and elbows Destruction in the stomach, and Destruction lets go of Reeshi. Reeshi lifts Destruction up on his shoulders, and goes for The Orisheeninator, but Destruction slides off and turns Reeshi around and kicks him in the gut and lifts him up and drives him into the mat with a Falcon Arrow! Destruction hooks the leg of Reeshi, but Reeshi kicks out! Destruction falls to his back and holds his head in complete shock by not being able to keep Reeshi down. Destruction climbs up to his feet and walks to his corner and tags in Martyr, who walks over Reeshi. Martyr grabs Reeshi by the hair and begins to scream at him, and then slaps him in the face. The crowd boos as Martyr brings Reeshi up to his feet, and then backdrops him into the mat. Martyr climbs up to the second rope and looks around at the crowd, and then drives 269 pounds into the abdomen of Reeshi with a senton splash!*
Cole: God damn! That was harsh!
Mongo: And fat
*Reeshi rolls face first into the mat holding his stomach as Martyr sits down on the mat, looking around at the crowd and then makes the cover. Reeshi kicks out at two, as Martyr then looks around the arena. He lifts up Reeshi and throws him into his corner, and begins to send boots into the gut of Reeshi, and then tags in Rat Bastard. The crowd explode with boos, as Rat gets in the ring and forearms Reeshi, and then flips them off. Rat Bastard places Reeshi between his legs, setting him up for the Bastard Bomb, but Reeshi falls to his knees. Rat begins to forearm Reeshi in the back and sets him up for the Bastard Bomb once again, but Reeshi backdrops Rat Bastard off of him! Rat rolls back onto his feet, and then turns to Reeshi as Reeshi tries to gain back his energy. Reeshi then runs to Rat, but Rat takes Reeshi down with a huge spinebuster! Rat shakes his head and then proceeds to the corner, going to the top rope. He climbs up to the top and looks around the arena and then flies and connects with The Drop Of 1000 Bastards! Rat holds his head from the move but finally brings the cover, but Reeshi still kicks out! Reeshi and Rat Bastard both begin to climb up to their feet, and when they both final get there they begin to trade right hands. Rat knees Reeshi in the stomach, and then grabs Reeshi for a T-Bone Suplex. Rat lifts Reeshi up to throw him for the move, but Reeshi is able to float over behind Rat and then drives him hard into the mat with a full nelson slam! Reeshi and Rat lay on the mat, as both teams try to pump both men up. Reeshi is the first one to roll over, as he begins to crawl to his corner. Rat gets the strength and makes the tag to Destruction, as Reeshi finally reaches his corner and tags in Rhein!*
Mongo: Go team effort!
*Rhein runs to Destruction, and knocks him down with The Gore! Rhein knocks down all the other of Team RWF to the outside and gets out of the ring, and then clotheslines Martyr! Scorpion tries to take down Rhein with a clothesline, but Rhein ducks and once Scorpion turns around Rhein knocks him down with a overhead belly to belly suplex! Rat climbs on top of the ring steps and jumps to Rhein going for a double axe handle, but Rhein catches him and drives him back first into the ring post! Rhein looks around at the damage that he has done and the crowd is on their feet, but Rhein begins to slam his head against the ring steps! Team XHF and the crowd seem confused by this, but Rhein finally stops until he is bleeding. Rhein grows a smile on his face as the MindFreaK has seem to be released onto him.*
Mongo: Oh dear, things could get violent
*Rhein goes under the ring and takes out a sledgehammer! He gets a evil grin on his face, as he slides into the ring with the sledgehammer in hand, waiting for Destruction to climb up to his feet. Rhein goes to swing the sledgehammer at Destruction, but the referee grabs it before he can connect with him! Rhein and the referee argue and Destruction finally gets to his feet and goes to clothesline Rhein, but Rhein ducks and Destruction knocks out the referee! Team XHF gets in the ring and begin to pound on Destruction, as Scorpion finally gets into the ring with a steel chair. Hardcore Harry turns to Scorpion and Scorpion goes to swing the chair, but Harry ducks and then big boots the chair into the face of Scorpion! Martyr and Rat get in the ring and help their fallen RWF partner, as Rat clotheslines Reeshi out of the ring. Rage goes to drive a right hand into the face of Martyr, but Martyr ducks and then connects with The Knocking On Death’s Door on Rage! Rage rolls out of the ring as Martyr taunts for him to get in the ring. Harry gets behind Martyr and turns him around, and then grabs him by the throat and knocks him out with a Running Double Choke Bomb! Harry stands up and screams at Rat to get in the ring, but Destruction has the sledgehammer and drives it into the back of Harry! Harry falls down and rolls out of the ring, as Rhein climbs up to his feet. Destruction drives the sledgehammer into the stomach of Rhein and then drives it against his face! Rhein is slowly making his way up as Destruction is shocked by this, as he taunts for Rhein to turn around. Rhein finally turns around and Destruction kicks him in the gut, sets him between his legs and hooks both of his arms, and connects with the Eve Of Destruction! The referee finally recovered from the attack as Destruction makes the cover, and the referee counts the 1-2-3!
Eliminated: Rhein
Mongo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT RHEIN!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
*Destruction rolls Rhein out of the ring as he sits down in the corner, trying to catch some air before he continues to fight. Rage gets in the ring and sees Destruction sitting in the corner, so Rage runs and drives a knee face first into Destruction! Destruction falls back into the mat and Rage drags him into the center of the ring to make a cover, but Scorpion is there to break it up. Scorpion is bleeding from the recent attack caused by Hardcore Harry, as he begins to send forearms into the back of Rage. Scorpion lifts up Rage and kicks him in the stomach, and then DDTs him into the mat. Rat and Martyr go back to their corner as Reeshi and Hardcore Harry goes to theirs. Destruction and Scorpion continue to double team on Rage until the referee forces one of them to go back to their corner. Destruction goes back to his corner as Scorpion continues to beat up on Rage, and then knees him in the back. Scorpion wraps his arm around the neck of Rage and begins to choke him with the Dragon Sleeper. The move isn’t applied for long though as Rage begins to punch Scorpion in the face to get him off. Scorpion finally releases the hold but dropkicks Rage in the back, causing Rage to hit the third ring post sternum first. Scorpion looks around the arena and then runs to Rage, and dives on him with The Scorpion Splash!*
Mongo: That can’t be good
*Rage staggers back as Scorpion grabs him in a waistlock, and then drives him into the mat with a german suplex! Scorpion bridges the move, but Reeshi is able to break the move at two. Reeshi heads back to his corner as Scorpion lifts up Rage and tags in Rat, who kicks Rage in the stomach. Rat elbows Rage in the back of the head and then russian leg sweeps Rage into the mat. Rat then begins to focus on the leg of Rage, as he elbows Rage in the knee. Rat pulls back on the knee, making Rage scream in pain. Rat lets go of the move and sets Rage’s leg on the bottom rope, and then grabs on to the top. Rage pulls himself up, and then drives all his weight on Rage’s knee! Rat makes the cover on Rage, but Rage is able to kick out. Rat grabs the bad leg of Rage does a Ric Flair type taunt for the figure four leg lock, which upsets the crowd. Rat twists Rage’s leg around his leg going to lock on the move, but Rage pushes Rat into his corner! Rat bounces back and Rage gets to his feet and turns Rat around, and knocks him down with a Double Arm DDT! Rage holds his knee in pain, as Rat lays on the mat face first with the crowd pumping both men up. Rat slowly pushes himself up as Rage begins to drag himself to his corner. Rat tags in Destruction, as Rage tags in Hardcore Harry! Destruction begins to run to Harry, but Harry knocks him down with a right hand. Harry runs to the RWF corner but they all jump off the apron, not wanting to get hit by Harry. Destruction knees Harry in the back, and then begins to beat on him in the corner. Destruction sends his boot into the gut of Hardcore Harry, and then sets him up on the top rope. Destruction climbs up to the third rope and applies a front facelock going for a superplex, but Harry punches Destruction in the ribs. Destruction lets go of Harry and Harry sets Destruction face first into the third turnbuckle. Harry lifts up Destruction, and then drives him neck first into the mat with a top rope Hangman’s DDT! Destruction is knocked out in the ring, and Harry makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Destruction
Mongo: I’ve always hated him
*Martyr slides into the ring and attacks Hardcore Harry as soon as Destruction was eliminated, and begins to beat on the Hardcore Legend. Harry begins to make his way back up as Martyr continues to drive forearms in the back of Harry. Martyr then grabs Harry by the arm and throws him into the ropes, and taunts for him to come back. Once Harry bounces back, Martyr gets him on his shoulders, and then swings him around knocking him down with a Switchblade! Martyr quickly makes the cover, but Harry kicks out at two. Martyr begins to stomp on Harry, and then lifts him up to his feet. Martyr throws Harry into the corner of Team RWF, and begins to send boots into his gut. Martyr then turns his attention to the XHF corner and runs to them and knocks Rage off the apron! Reeshi tries to get into the ring but the referee holds him back, as Rat and Scorpion begin to choke Harry! Reeshi finally goes to his corner and Martyr tags in Scorpion. Scorpion takes Harry off of the corner and applies a front facelock, and then snap suplexes him. Scorpion doesn’t release the front facelock though, as he picks Harry up and again connects with a snap suplex. Scorpion lifts up Harry one more time and tells the crowd that he isn’t done, and then he lifts Harry up but drives him face first with a sit-out front suplex! Scorpion hooks the leg of Harry, but Rage gets into the ring and breaks up the cover! Rage goes back to his corner as Scorpion continues to stomp on Harry. Scorpion tells the crowd that it’s going to be over for Harry, as Harry begins to climb up to his feet. Once Harry is on both feet Scorpion locks on a full nelson going for the Scorpion Plex, but Harry back kicks Scorpion in the groin!*
Cole, Joey, & Mongo: Ouch!
Scorpion bends over in pain, as Harry runs to the ropes and big boots Scorpion down to the mat! Harry is too weak to make the cover though, as Scorpion begins to roll to his stomach. Harry gets to his feet and then falls forward to tag in Rage! Rage gets in the ring and knocks down Scorpion with a clothesline, and then another one when Scorpion bounces up. Rat Bastard gets in the ring goes to knock Rage down with a right hand, but Rage blocks it and knocks Rat down with a right hand of his own! Scorpion gets up and kicks Rage in the bad knee, as Rage falls to the floor and holds his knee. Reeshi now gets in the ring and Scorpion runs to him, but Reeshi catches Scorpion and slams him down with a powerslam! Martyr now gets into the ring, but Reeshi knocks him down with a Standing Sidekick! Reeshi lifts up Rat by the hair as Rat pleads for mercy, but Reeshi throws Rat right to Rage who lifts him up on his shoulders! Rage screams to the crowd, and then spins Rat around and connects with the Fist Of Rage! Rat rolls out of the ring almost knocked out, as Scorpion gets to his feet and throws Reeshi out of the ring. Harry forearms Scorpion in the back, as Rage now lifts Martyr up on his shoulders. Harry taunts for another Big Boot on Scorpion, as Rage taunts for the Fist Of Rage. Rage now twists Martyr around for a Fist Of Rage, but Martyr pushes Rage to Scorpion, who ducks a Harry big boot attempt to cause Rage to get knocked down with a Big boot by Harry! Martyr runs and clotheslines Harry out of the ring, as Scorpion stands in the ring with Rage knocked out on the floor. Scorpion grabs Rage’s legs and then locks him in the Scorpion Lock! Rage with his injured knee can’t take the pain, as he taps out!*
Eliminated: Rage
Mongo: My trump card! My trump card! No! He was supposed to win this thing!!!
*Reeshi gets in the ring and clotheslines Scorpion in the back of the neck, and begins to stomp on him. Martyr quickly gets in the ring and knocks Reeshi down with a spear, and begins to send fists into the face of Reeshi. Martyr then gets off Reeshi and goes to his corner, wanting Scorpion to tag him in. Scorpion crawls to his corner and tags in Martyr, who wants Reeshi to climb up to his feet. Reeshi climbs up and Martyr lifts him up on one of his shoulders and Reeshi falls face first into the third turnbuckle, and then back first to Martyr. Martyr grabs him in a waistlock and then drives him into the mat with a release german suplex! Martyr crawls to Reeshi and makes the cover, but Harry is there to break it up. Rat tries to pump Martyr up, as Martyr lifts Reeshi up by the hair. Martyr slaps Reeshi across the face, adding insult to injury. Martyr grabs Reeshi by the arm and throws him to the ropes, and catches him in position for another Switchblade. Reeshi though slides off and pushes Martyr to the ropes, and catches him with a back body drop out of the ring! Reeshi rolls out of the ring to attack Martyr, but Rat hits Reeshi in the back and then throws him face first into the ring post! Scorpion and Rat begin to stomp on Reeshi, as Martyr slowly climbs up to his feet. Martyr rolls into the ring as Rat and Scorpion throw Reeshi into the ring, and Martyr makes the cover, but Reeshi kicks out at two! Martyr hides his face in his hands in complete shock that Reeshi was still able to kick out from that attack from Rat and Scorpion, he lifts up Reeshi once again in position for Knocking On Death’s Door. Martyr lifts Reeshi up for the move, but Reeshi rolls Martyr up and gets the pin!*
Eliminated: Martyr
Mongo: Yeah, fuck you Rat
*Martyr rolls out of the ring in complete shock of what has just happened, as Rat climbs to the top rope waiting for Reeshi. Rat jumps off the third rope going for a double axe handle, but Reeshi lifts up a boot knocking Rat down! Reeshi stumbles back into his corner and Harry tags himself in! Rat sits down not wanting Harry to attack him, as Scorpion gets into the ring and clotheslines Harry down. Rat now gets up cocky as ever and begins to stomp on Harry and then begins to send fists into his face. Martyr gets in the ring with a steel chair in hand, as the referee tries to get him to stop. Rat lifts up Harry and throws him to the ropes and grabs his arm and locks on the Rat Trap! Martyr pushes down the referee and holds the chair up in the air to taunt to the crowd. They boo, until Martyr swings the chair and smacks Rat across the head with it! The crowd explode with cheers as Scorpion gets in the ring just realizing what Martyr has done, but Martyr knocks him out with a steel chair also! Martyr screams "XHF!" making Reeshi grow grin on his face. Martyr gets out of the ring slapping hands of the fans, as Harry goes in his tights and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! He puts it on his hand and Rat slowly climbs to his feet while holding the back of his head, but Harry knocks him out with a Brass Knuckles Punch! Harry makes the cover and the referee sees it, and counts the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Rat Bastard
Mongo: That’s right Rat! ALL TO FUCK YOU OVER!!!!!
*Harry stands on his feet holding his arms up in the air, as Scorpion uses the turnbuckle to climb up to his feet. Harry kicks Scorpion in the gut and places him in position for the Hangman’s DDT, but Scorpion pulls him down by his legs and goes to lock on the Scorpion Lock! Reeshi gets in the ring and knocks Scorpion with a clothesline, and then begins to beat up on the lone RWF member. Harry gets up to his feet and helps Reeshi stomp on Scorpion, as the two lift him up to his feet. They throw Scorpion to the ropes, and then lifts him up and slams him down with a double flapjack! Harry makes the cover, but Reeshi tells him not to, but to conflict more pain on him! Harry shakes his head in agreement, as Reeshi picks up Scorpion to his feet. Reeshi sets Scorpion between his legs and then lifts him up, and drives him hard into the mat with a powerbomb! Harry climbs up the turnbuckles facing the crowd, but then flies off onto Scorpion with a huge moonsault! Reeshi lifts up Scorpion and holds him in a full nelson, tell Harry to hit him. Harry begins to stomp Scorpion in the stomach, and then taunts for a huge clothesline. Harry bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks and he knocks down Reeshi! Scorpion gets up to his feet and Harry goes for a right hand, but Scorpion ducks and Harry spins around into a Scorpion Plex! Scorpion bridges the move, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Hardcore Harry
Mongo: I’m still on cloud nine about eliminating Rat
Joey: You didn’t do it
Mongo: Yeah-ha, I did it, with my cunning
*The crowd gives off mixed reactions, as Harry rolls out of the ring and as Scorpion and Reeshi begin to climb up to their feet. Both men realize that they are the only two left in the match, so Scorpion runs full force to Reeshi, almost taking his head off with a clothesline. Reeshi bounces back up and kicks Scorpion in the gut before he can go for another clothesline. Reeshi forearms Scorpion in the back, and sets him in position for the Coral Reesh! Reeshi taunts to the crowd, but Scorpion falls to his knees and low blows Reeshi! Reeshi bends over in pain, as Scorpion runs to the ropes and knocks Reeshi down with a running knee lift. Scorpion makes the cover, but Reeshi kicks out at two. Scorpion elbows Reeshi in the sternum, and then lifts the XHF Champion to his feet. Scorpion whips Reeshi sternum first into the corner, causing Reeshi to bounce back. Scorpion then runs to the ropes going for a neckbreaker drop, but Reeshi catches him and knocks him down with a one arm slam! Reeshi hooks the leg of Scorpion, but Scorpion kicks out at two! Reeshi climbs up to his feet and then lifts up Scorpion, and sets him on the turnbuckle facing the crowd. Reeshi climbs up to the second rope going for the Thriller, getting the crowd on their feet. Reeshi wastes too much time taunting to the crowd though, as Scorpion is able to turn to Reeshi and forearms him in the back of the neck. Scorpion then steps on the second rope facing the ring like Reeshi, and grabs Reeshi in the back of the head. Scorpion then pushes Reeshi face forward, knocking him down with a top rope Stroke!*
Cole: Whoa, this like 1 on 1 now
Mongo: Yep, and my third R is still in there!
Joey: Yeah, but so is Rat’s Scorpion
Mongo: Shhh, they’ll never know it if you don’t tell them
*Scorpion and Reeshi lie face first into the mat, until Scorpion turns Reeshi back first into the mat and makes the cover. 1-2-kick out by Reeshi! Scorpion climbs up to his feet but falls back to the turnbuckle, waiting for Reeshi to climb up to his feet. Reeshi pushes himself up to his feet, and then turns to Scorpion. Scorpion gets up and goes for a clothesline, but Reeshi catches him in position for a one arm slam! Reeshi walks to the center of the ring and goes for the move, but Scorpion is able to turn himself and slams Reeshi face first into the mat and locks on a armbar! Scorpion pulls back on the move, as Reeshi screams in pain, trying to make his way to the ropes. Reeshi begins to crawl to the ropes, but Scorpion pulls him back in the center of the ring. Reeshi looks like he is about to tap out, but he begins to use his free arm to hit Scorpion in the face with it. Scorpion loses the move as Reeshi begins to climb up to his feet, and now punch Scorpion in the stomach. Scorpion finally releases the move and Reeshi pushes him against the ropes, and then catches him with a powerslam! Reeshi hooks the leg, but Scorpion still kicks out at two. Reeshi lifts up Scorpion and goes for the Pain Killer, but Scorpion gets out of the move and connects with a T-Bone Suplex!*
Mongo: God damnit!
Joey: Shouldn’t you be clutching your heart at moments like this
Mongo: No, I’ve been ready for active competion for weeks now
Cole: Really?
Mongo: Yeah, I’m just mentally preparing myself to battle others
*Scorpion can’t make the cover though, as he is too week from everything that has happened before. Reeshi and Scorpion begin to climb up to their feet, and the two begin to trade punches. Scorpion gets the advantage by kneeing Reeshi in the stomach and he goes to throw him into the ropes, but Reeshi holds onto Scorpion’s arm and lifts him up onto his shoulders and drives him neck first into the mat with a The Orisheeninator! Reeshi slowly but surely makes the cover, 1-2-kick out by Scorpion! The crowd is on their feet from the display by both men, as Reeshi calls for the Coral Reesh! Prodigy runs down the ramp and jumps onto the apron! Prodigy and the referee begin to argue, and Reeshi sets Scorpion in position for the Coral Reesh, but Scorpion grabs Reeshi’s legs and pulls him down, and then locks in a Scorpion Lock! Reeshi begins to scream in pain as the referee is still distracted with Prodigy, as Rat Bastard comes out of the crowd with a lead pipe! He gets into the ring, and hits Scorpion across the head with the lead pipe! The crowd is in complete shock as Prodigy gets off the apron and he and Rat join up, and Reeshi makes the cover on Scorpion. The referee sees this, and counts 1-2-3! Team XHF win!
Eliminated: Scorpion
Winners: Team Xtreme Hardcore Federation
Mongo: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: YEAH!!!!
Cole: BOOYA!!!!!!!
*Rat and Prodigy begin to walk down the ramp, with Rat screaming these two words: "It’s Over!". Reeshi climbs up to his feet and looks at Scorpion, and lifts him up to his feet. Scorpion falls back into the turnbuckle staring at Reeshi, and Reeshi shakes his head at Scorpion in a act of respect, but when he is handed the XHF Title he knocks Scorpion out! "Fear" by Disturbed blasts over the PA system, as Reeshi holds the XHF Championship over his head, and Xtraction comes to a end.*
January 26th 2003
Cole: Hello everyone and welcome to XHF-
Rat Bastard: And RWF!
Cole: Yes, XHF and RWF present, Xtraction!
Mongo: Whoo!
Cole: I’m joined here at ringside by Joey Hawke
Joey: Word to your mothers
Mongo: That was odd
Joey: Oh well
Cole: Mongo the Destroyer
Mongo: That’s me
Cole: The members of Team XHF
Reeshi: Yo
Rhein the Killa: Hey
Rage: GO XHF!!!
Prodigy: I’m so buff and cool
Hardcore Harry: Man, tonight is gonna rock!
Cole: And Te-
Rat: Team RWF, myself, Scorpion, Martyr, Kris Pain, and Destruction!
Destruction: Go RWF!
Kris Pain: Yeah, fuck the XHF
Martyr: Fuck you Mongo!
Scorpion: XHF is going down, like the Buccaneers
Cole: So without further ado, lets kick it!
Mongo: Stop talking in slang
Cole: Sorry
*The lights in the arena go out as "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence begins to play over the sound system. Mist fills the stage as white lights underneath slowly begin to come on during the soft piano part of the song. Soon a single green laser light beams out and it splits up as the guitar riffs begin to play. The lasers begin to dance with the music and it continues until the part of the song that is silent comes. Suddenly... BOOM! Silver pyros shoot out of the stage as the heavy part of the song begins. The words "Joey Ryan" are spelled out over the Xtreme-Tron as the curtain flips open and Joey Ryan walks out onto the stage followed closely behind by Martyr. Joey poses on top of the ramp as Martyr points to the man before the two begin to head down to the ring. Both men enter and Joey goes to pose on top of the turnbuckles before he hops off and waits for his opponent as the music cuts.*
Cole: And what a way to start off what should prove to be a great night!
Destruction: Yeah, for the RWF
Mongo: You know, last time you were commentating the team that you were on lost
Destruction: And your point would be?
Rage: That your gonna lose this time jack-hole!
Joey Ryan Invitational
Entrants:
Lazor Tron
Chris Jericho
E-Money
Chris Adams (Last Entry)
*"Tomorrow Never Knows" blasts as Lazor-Tron, the future CWF Champion, makes his way down the ramp*
Rat: Didn’t he go back to the future?
Joey: No, Nelly Angel made him miss his ride remember?
Rat: Not really
Mongo: It happened, you were probably just smashed
Rat: Yeah, I probably was….hey, fuck you fatty!
*The bell rings and the match starts. Lazor Tron and Joey Ryan hook up. Lazor Tron starts pushing down on Joey Ryan, as Joey seems to be over powered. Joey grunts and then starts pushing up again, and lifts Lazor Tron off his feet! Joey Ryan then lets Lazor Tron down and over powers him to his knees! Joey Ryan head butts Lazor Tron 3 times and Lazor Tron lets go. Joey Ryan stomps on Lazor Tron’s gut and picks him back up. Joey delivers a DDT, and then a pin, 1…2.kick out by Lazor Tron. Joey Ryan picks him up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Joey starts punching Lazor Tron over and over again, then sets him up on the turnbuckle. Joey Super-plexes him down on the mat. Another pin attempt, 1..2..kickout. Lazor Tron throws Joey off of him, and gets up. Joey goes for a clothesline, and Lazor Tron ducks it. Joey bounces off the ropes and Lazor Tron catches him into a spine buster.*
Harry: Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!
Martyr: Ooh, look at me, I’m Lazor Tron, I can do the Rock’s move!
Mongo: Oh shut up
*Lazor Tron punches on Joey and lifts him up into the air. He then throws him into the ropes and Joey stays in the ring. Lazor Tron poses and the crowd immediately erupts in cheers. However, Lazor Tron gives Joey enough time to quickly recover and takes Lazor Tron down from behind. Joey locks on a strong STF! Lazor Tron yells in pain. Lazor Tron reaches for the bottom rope and grabs it. Joey Ryan stomps on Lazor Tron and drags him right back into the middle of the ring. Joey goes for another STF, but Lazor Tron punches Joey off of him. Lazor Tron gets up, and ducks a clothesline. Lazor Tron turns around expecting Joey Ryan to reappear off the ropes, but Joey Ryan didn’t go anywhere, and kicks Lazor Tron in the gut. He then does his finisher, Amnesiac, and goes for the pin, 1…2…3! Joey Ryan eliminates Lazor Tron from the Invitational…*
Eliminated by pinfall: Lazor Tron
Mongo: God damnit!
Martyr: Don’t think that anyone is gonna beat Joey, he’s unstoppable
*The Xtreme-Tron lights up with a number 5 in the center. The countdown begins as a piano picks up over the PA. The countdown reaches 0 and everything goes black as the music stops. A few seconds later, the pyro explodes from the ramp, the guitar riffs and drums have now resumed as "Gets Me Through" by Ozzy Osbourne is now playing. Chris Jericho is at the top of the ramp, back to the crowd. He extends one arm at a time, followed by a spinning taunt down the ramp. He finishes spinning and begins to walk down the ramp, the fans booing him the whole way. Jericho climbs the steel steps and proceeds with the Lionheart steps along the apron, he then stops and stares out at the crowd… Joey Ryan knocks Chris Jericho off the apron and into the barricade as “Gets Me Through” dies down. Joey Ryan yells at Jericho from the ring, as Jericho starts yelling back at him from ringside. Jericho then grabs Joey Ryans feet, trips him, drags him immediately out of the ring, and locks on the Walls of Jericho!*
Reeshi: Pfft, I could take both of them
*Joey Ryan yells in pain as the ref tries to get Jericho to unlock the move. Jericho finally lets go, and taunts the crowd. He picks up Joey Ryan, but Joey Ryan punches Jericho in the gut. Joey runs and throws Jericho face first into the turnbuckle post. Joey smashes Jericho’s face into again and rolls him into the ring. Jericho gets up and Joey slides in. Jericho bodyslams Joey down, and kicks Joey in the face. Jericho pulls up Joey Ryan and does a fisherman Suplex. Pinfall, 1…2.kickout. Jericho lifts up Joey again, and Joey picks Jericho and rams him into the turnbuckle. Joey rams and rams Jericho into the turnbuckle numerous times. He then throws him with all his strength right into the opposite turnbuckle. Jericho hits it and flips over the turnbuckle, but lands feet first on the apron. Joey Ryan runs to knock him off, but Jericho ducks and grabs Joey’s head and jumps off the apron forcing Joey neck first into the top rope. Joey flips on to his back and holds his throat.*
Rage: That hurts just to think about
*Jericho slides back into the ring, runs off the ropes, and baseball slides Joey right in the shoulder! Jericho picks up Joey and delivers a shoulder breaker. Joey holds his shoulder in pain. Jericho stomps on Joey’s shoulder and elbow drops onto it. He picks him up again, and kicks Joey in the gut. Joey catches Jericho’s foot, flips him off, then does a dragon corkscrew. Joey stomps on Jericho, picks him up, and does a Double Arm DDT. Pin fall, 1..2..kickout by Jericho. Jericho rolls himself up as Joey Ryan awaits him. Jericho gets up, and Joey charges. Jericho throws Joey over the top rope, but Joey holds on and stays on the apron. Jericho sees and dropkicks Joey right off. Jericho motions as Joey gets up. Jericho runs off some ropes, runs to the opposite ropes near a turnbuckle, and Lionsaults off the middle rope, over the top rope to the left of him, and Joey Ryan catches him taking him down! Crowd explodes in awe.*
Scorpion: …..Come on…..come on…..RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!
Mongo: What in the-
Rat: Damnit Scorps, put the mini TV down and watch the show
Scorpion: It’s the superbowl Rat, the superbowl!
*Jericho and Joey roll on the floor in pain, but soon enough Jericho gets up and rests on the barricade trying to catch his breath. Joey gets up, and charges Jericho again. Jericho ducks down and back body drops Joey Ryan right into the stands! Most of the fans evacuate and some are moved away by security. Jericho gets on the barricade, and jumps off for an elbow drop. Joey Ryan rolls out of the way. Jericho hits the pavement and holds his elbow in pain. Joey gets up and pulls Jericho into the barricade. He tosses him over and onto the ringside mat. Joey Ryan launches himself up and over the barricade with a modified swanton on Jericho!*
Pain: Wow, Gannon is looking good today
Rat: Damn it you two!
Reeshi: Let me see that
Scorpion: No
Reeshi: Asshole
*Joey throws Jericho into the ring and rolls in right after. Jericho gets up and Joey Ryan stalks behind him. Joey hits a reverse DDT and pins, 1…2..kick out. Jericho is pulled back up and Joey goes for another Amnesiac. Jericho punches down on Joey and Joey falls on his back. Jericho takes the opportunity and goes for a Lionsault. Joey rolls out of the way, and Jericho lands on his feet. Joey goes for a powerful clothesline, but Jericho ducks. They both hit opposite ropes and come back at each other. Both go for a clothesline and knock each other out cold… The two are down and it goes for a double knockout… 1…2…3…4…5…Joey starts to move again 6…7…Joey puts his arm on Jericho for the pin fall, 1…2…3! Joey eliminates another…
Eliminated by Pinfall: Chris Jericho
Cole: Wow, I really thought he was gonna beat him
Mongo: There goes my 20 bucks
Joey: Heh, I knew it
*E-Money runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. He quickly pins Joey Ryan, 1…2..kickout. Joey Ryan rolls himself up, and E-Money dropkicks him through the ropes. Joey Ryan gets up, and E-Money runs opposite ropes, come back and jumps over the top rope. Joey Ryan catches him in the air… he then hits the Amnesiac on the outside. Joey Ryan rolls him into the ring, Joey stays on the outside tryin to catch his breath. Joey sits by the apron of the ring breathing hard. E-Money’s hands come down from apron and choke Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan tries to get E-Money off of him. Joey Ryan runs and ducks making E-Money go head first into the turnbuckle post. Joey Ryan throws him into the ring steps. Joey picks up E-Money, but E-Money kicks Joey in the gut, rolls himself over Joey and forces a pin fall but it is not in the ring.*
Mongo: Sorry E-Money, this isn’t hardcore
*Joey kicks out anyways, and grabs E-Money, holds him high in the air, and throws him through the middle and top rope into the ring. E-Money gets on the apron, and gets missile dropkicked right off! E-Money then throws himself over the top rope and body splashes Joey. E-Money rolls Joey in the ring and pins… 1…2..kickout. E-Money smacks the ground. He then gets up and runs and hits a senton on Joey. He then locks on a headlock. Joey gets up and tries to get E-Money off. He can’t grab him or flip him off. He then falls back and lands on E-Money. E-money holds his stomach and Joey gets up. He pulls up E-Money and throws him into the ropes. Joey ducks and does a back body drop. E-Money hits the middle rope with his feet, and jumps right back at Joey with an inverted DDT!
Scorpion: What the hell was that!?
Reeshi: Certainly wasn’t a good pass
Scorpion: Get away from my TV!
Reeshi: Why don’t you make me
Mongo: Both of you stop that!
Rat: Yeah!
*E-Money stalks Joey and swiftly kicks him in the face. E-Money puts Joey in the middle rope, and runs to the opposite rope. He comes back and jumps on Joey and flips him off the rope and on the mat. E-Money runs up the turnbuckle and motions to the crowd. E-Money goes for a Shooting Star Press, flips completely, but his right arm hits the top rope and he does a left turn 360 degree flip, AND still hits Joey! E-Money rolls off of Joey from the impact and rolls around on the mat holding his right shoulder in pain. Joey Ryan and E-Money get up at about the same time after the incident. E-Money runs up for a missile dropkick, but Joey Ryan shoos E-Money’s feet out of the way, and flips E-Money on his stomach. Joey Ryan locks on the STF! Joey uses as much force as possible, as E-Money yells in agany! Joey Ryan locks it on even tighter… and E-Money submits…
Eliminated by Submission E-Money
Mongo: Good thing I only bet 10 bucks on him
Joey: Did you bet on everyone?
Mongo: Yeah, but in different increments
Scorpion: Haha, I love these commercials!
Cole: Couldn’t you at least pay attention to the matches during them?
Scorpion: And miss the multi million dollar ads? Pfft, no
*The slow starting of "The Energy" by AudioVent hits the PA system, and a pyro goes off before the vocals kick in. Joey Ryan gets to the ropes and waits for Chris Adams. Adams comes from the back audience and jumps over the barricade. He slides in the ring, and clotheslines Joey over the top rope from behind! Joey Ryan hits the mat, and looks up at Chris Adams as “The Energy” dies down. Joey Ryan slides in the rolls into the ring, and they look face to face. Chris Adams appears taller then Joey Ryan… but Joey doesn’t look intimidated from it. Joey shoves Adams, and Adams shoves Joey right into a turnbuckle. Adams slams into Joey with a lot of force and Joey falls out of the turnbuckle and on the mat.*
Prodigy: Yeah, you hurt him!
Rat: Ooh, big words, for a fuckin’ turncoat!
Prodigy: Jealous?
Scorpion: Oh man, I didn’t think they could outdo the naked soccer guy, but there it is!
*Chris Adams picks up Joey Ryan and locks on the Bear Hug. He squeezes and throws Joey around. Joey pulls his head back and with all his force he thrusts a head butt right into Chris Adams nose, Joey does it again, and again. Adams is busted open quickly, and lets down Joey Ryan. Joey trips Adams, and stomps on his leg. He elbow drops down on Adams back. He picks Adams up and suplexes him. He throws him into the ropes, locks on a choke, and looks for a chokeslam! Adams kicks Joey in the gut, and locks on a chokeslam on Joey! Adams lifts Joey off the ground, and Joey wraps his legs on Adams arm and flips Adams on his back and is now locked in an armbar submission hold!*
Cole: This match has been intense!
Martyr: Yeah, but predictable, everyone is gonna fall to Joey
*Joey stomps on Adams’s arm and then leg drops him in the throat. Adams is forced up and thrown into a turnbuckle. Joey puts Adams up, and goes for a Super DDT. Adams counters it with a Super-Spear! Joey yells in pain and the crowd awes. Adams pins, 1…2..kickout. Adams pulls up Joey and powerbombs him down. Adams drags Joey to the middle of the ring and picks him up again. Belly-to-Belly Overhead Suplex. Joey slides out of the ring. Adams taunts the crowd to some boos. Adams climbs out of the ring, and Joey slides back into the ring. Joey comes back and missile dropkicks Adams off the apron and hits his jaw on the top ropes. Adams slumps on the top rope, and Joey pulls him over into the ring. Joey pulls Adams up and goes for The Dead End! Chris Adams counters and throws Joey in front of him. Adams kicks him in the gut, and goes for Repeat Offense! Adams Powerbombs Joey once, then twice, then a HUGE sit-out Powerbomb! The pin, 1…2…3!!! Chris Adams gets up and taunts the crowd. Joey lies motionless in the middle of the floor.*
Winner of the Joey Ryan Invitational:Chris Adams!
Martyr: Get up Joey! GET UP!
Scorpion: Ha ha, Bucs suck
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the daunting tune of "Liberate" by Disturbed hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a gold spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of Kinetic themselves, Fury, Venom, & Tracy Brooks appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, they all strut on down the ramp to a HUGE chorus of cheers from the crowd, and once reaching the bottom of the ramp, all 3 climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on through the ropes and into the ring, both Fury & Venom set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd, while in the meantime Tracy goes to lean over near the ropes as she proceeds to pump this entire sellout crowd up in her own manner. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, both Kinetic members climb down from the turnbuckles and proceed to, while Tracy exits the ring, lean up against them as they await the emergence of their mystery partner. Some voices are heard then BAM! Huge pyros explode over the Entranceway stage and "King of my World" by Saliva plays. Low Ki comes out to the middle of the stage and throws his arms in the air which rallies the crowd up. He looks at the crowd and yells at them pounding his chest with authority. He walks down to the ring looking pissed as always and stops at the ring. He looks at the ring, figuring a way to dominate his opponent. He takes a breathe then jumps onto the apron and rolls through the ropes. He walks up a turnbuckle, and throws his arms into the air yelling who he is. He points to a fan and yells at him, then he pounds his chest. He jumps off and walks around the ring.*
Cole: It’s Low Ki!
Scorpion: It’s good!
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels and Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his short dark blue attire, with "Grace Personified" written on it in silver. They continues to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring. Slowly a smoke formation appears upon the Xtreme Tron. Various symbols can be made out..but ever so swiftly it forms into the word "Prophecy". Suddenly "That Which Should Not Be" by Metallica fades in. The arena dims to a slight silver hue and the man known as "The All-Around Best", Xavier steps through the curtain. A nice amount of boos is his welcome...but he continues striding towards the squared-circle, unfazed. Xavier steps up on the apron before looking out at the masses with a deviant grin. He then steps through the ropes and heads to the distant turnbuckle. He steps up onto the second and lifts one arm above his head before lowering it and looking at the masses of XHF fans. He grins and steps down to await his opponent.*
Mongo: I’ve been waiting for this match, man this is gonna rock!
The Prophecy -Vs- Kinetic & Low Ki
*Fury and Daniels start the match off, with Daniels getting an arm drag in. Daniels quickly slides over applying a half Boston crab to Fury, but the tag team champion grabs the ropes in time. As Fury lay on the ground recollecting himself, Daniels begins stomping on him, and then whips him into The Prophecy’s corner. Daniels tags in Xavier, who flips over the top rope with a shoulder block to Fury. Xavier pulls Fury to the center of the ring, hooking the leg and making the cover. 1 – 2 - Fury kicks out. Xavier begins pounding on Fury, getting a shot in to his abdomen before getting up. Xavier walks over to Fury’s legs and hooks him into a Texas Cloverleaf, making Fury struggle for the ropes. Fury crawls and finally grabs them, forcing Xavier to break the hold. Fury slowly gets to his feet, as Xavier sends out a spinning heel kick! Fury catches the foot, and twirls Xavier around. Fury delivers a kick to the gut, and then gives Xavier an implant DDT!*
Rhein: Is it just me, or do the crowd just not react to Fury at all
Mongo: Shhh, don’t admit defeat
Rhein: What?
Mongo: Just trust me
*With Xavier down, Fury jumps to his corner, tagging in Low Ki. Low Ki climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, flying off and driving his elbows into Xavier’s face. Low Ki gets Xavier in a reverse headlock, then releases and sends a hard kick to Xavier’s gut. Xavier falls to the mat, face down. Low Ki bounces off the ropes and then with amazing height, jumps and delivers a knee to the back of Xavier’s neck. Ki whips Xavier into the turnbuckle, and then does a cartwheel, followed by a twisting jaw kick! As Xavier gets up, Low Ki flies off the ropes with a tremendous bulldog straight to the mat, causing the crowd to go crazy. Behind Low Ki’s back, Xavier makes the tag to Charlie Velez. Velez runs from behind Ki and takes him out of the ring with a dropkick to the back, as he makes his way to outside the ring. Velez tosses Low Ki back into the ring, where he gives him a short elbow. Velez picks up Ki from behind and delivers a fast reverse DDT, but still holds onto Low Ki’s neck. In a strange move, Velez gets up, turning Low Ki around and smashing him with a jawbreaker!*
Scorpion: COME ON GANNON!
*Velez gets to the corner, and starts stomping the mat. Low Ki gets up and turns around, as Charlie hits him with a super kick! Velez makes the cover, 1 – 2 – kick out. Velez whips Low Ki to the ropes and drills him with a sit out spine buster on the return, before stretching his leg into a leg lock. Slowly Velez gets up with Ki, standing to the side of him in an almost half Boston crab like maneuver. Velez grabs the other leg and then catapults Ki into the turnbuckle, charging with a tackle to take him down. Velez rolls him up, 1 – 2 – kick out. Velez goes to pick up Ki once again, but Low Ki is able to sweep him down. Ki crawls to his corner…and tags in Venom! Venom runs into the ring and begins beating the life out of Charlie Velez, The two get up and Charlie tries to regain control, but Venom ducks a clothesline attempt. Out of nowhere, Venom hits Charlie with the Crossed Out, bridging for the pin! 1 – 2 – Daniels breaks the count. The referee argues with Daniels, but Venom pushes the referee out of the way. Venom punches Daniels, but Xavier flies off the top with a cross body to Venom, knocking him down. Fury and Low Ki charge into the ring, as all hell breaks loose. Daniels climbs to the top rope and jumps off, but a rising Venom connects with a dropkick to the groin!*
Peanut Gallery: OOF!
*The crowd goes "nuts" for the maneuver, as Velez holds his nuts in pain. Daniels falls to the mat, as the other four competitors brawl on the outside. Venom covers Daniels, 1 – 2 – 3! The referee however does not call for the bell, telling Venom he has made a mistake, as Daniels is not the legal man. Charlie Velez climbs the top rope and flies onto Venom, but the tag team champion ducks and Velez connects with a flying superkick onto his own partner! Daniels rolls out of the ring in pain, as Velez turns around to a northern lights suplex from Venom! 1 – 2 – Xavier breaks the count. The referee forces Xavier back to the apron, and calls for Daniels to head there also. As this distracts him, Charlie Velez is hit with a double suplex from Low Ki and Fury, who retreat to the Kinetic corner. Venom climbs up to the top rope, and jumps off in a frog splash type maneuver. However, he turns mid air and connects with an elbow drop to Charlie Velez, but Velez rolls out of the way!*
Cole: And he rolls out of the way!
Joey: Way to call the match
*The two lay out on the mat, both struggling to get to their corners. At the same time, Fury and Christopher Daniels are tagged in, and Daniels ducks a clothesline. Daniels connects with a neckbreaker to Fury, and then lifts him followed by a whip to the ropes. The bulk Fury is chopped on the return, then drilled with the Saving Grace! Daniels hooks the leg, 1 – 2 – kick out! Daniels is shocked but goes back to Fury, and turns him around. With effort, Daniels drills Fury to the mat with the Judgement’s Call, ensuring the win for his team. 1 – 2 – Low Ki breaks the count! The referee tries to send Low Ki back to his corner, but Ki begins beating the life out of Daniels. Low Ki sets him up for the Sealed Fate, but Xavier comes in from behind, drilling him with a german suplex. The referee is pushed down as Venom runs in, clobbered with a chair from Charlie Velez. The Prophecy members lift up Venom, and Daniels sets him up for a stalling vertical suplex. Daniels drops, but in mid air Velez catches Venom on his shoulders, and Xavier flies off the top rope with a hurricarana to the tag team champion!*
Joey: Holy shit, a nice move!
Cole: That was low, this is a great night
Scorpion: God I’ve seen better halftime shows coming out of my ass!
*Venom is laid out after the superb triple team move from The Prophecy. Xavier lifts up the fallen Low Ki, and sets him on the turnbuckle. Xavier turns around, and does a backflip, landing on Ki’s shoulders! The crowd goes crazy for the leap, and Xavier rolls forward with a twisting head scissors! All three members of the Prophecy begin stomping Low Ki, but Kinetic comes from behind tossing Velez and Daniels out of the ring. Xavier looks at both tag team champions, begging for mercy. Fury and Venom take a look at each other, but Venom takes a shot at Xavier and climbs the turnbuckle. Fury sets up Xavier and the two exterminate Xavier with the Conclusion! An undetected Grace Personified sneaks behind Kinetic, both Venom and Fury are locked into dragon sleepers. Daniels and Velez crank back, before twisting the two around and simultaneously hitting spinning vertical suplexes! Daniels covers Fury, and Velez revives the fallen referee. 1 – 2 – shoulder! Daniels is shocked once again, looking at Charlie in disbelief. Low Ki charges at both members but they move out of the way and the martial artist hits the turnbuckle. Ki stumbles back and is hit with the Side Effect from Charlie Velez!*
Cole: Side Effect!
Rage: Way to call it
Joey: Hey now!
Mongo: Hey Joey, it looks like your job is on the line, haha
*Venom stumbles up and Charlie knees him in the gut, and steals Destruction’s signature Eve of Destruction maneuver. The crowd is quite shocked as Charlie Velez and Destruction are two completely different people, as Velez raises his arms in the air. Xavier crawls back into the ring, as his Prophecy-mates help him up. The three celebrate as if the match has been already won, as they go over to Fury. Daniels lifts him with a look of angst, and goes for the Last of Rites! Mid-move, Venom dropkicks Charlie into Daniels, causing him to fall and release Fury. Xavier charges at Venom but Venom ducks, and Low Ki jumps from behind with a front flip followed by a straight stiff kick. Venom and Low Ki lift Daniels, who is the legal man, and whip him to the ropes. On the return, Low Ki takes Christopher up high with an arm drag, and in mid air Venom grabs his legs, catapulting him to the other set of ropes. Finally Venom jumps to the turnbuckle and flies off with an amazing 720 degree jumping splash, knocking Daniels into the center of the ring. Low Ki pulls Fury’s body over Daniels, as the referee counts. 1 – 2 – 3, Kinetic and Low Ki win!*
Winners: Kinetic and Low Ki
Mongo: That was a great tag match
Joey: I’ll second that!
*Kinetic are handed their tag team titles as they raise their arms in the air with Low Ki. As the three celebrate, the lights go out and red, blue, and green lights begin to flash around the arena. The lights come back on with Low Ki thrown out of the ring, and Kinetic laying bloody with none other than the Chris and Chris Connection standing tall over them! C and C grab their tag team titles and raise them high in the air, before dropping them back down. Williams is heard yelling ‘Now who’s been screwed?! You like that?!’ as ‘The Energy’ hits and C and C make their way to the back.*
Mongo: That was less great to see
*The Lights go out as “InnerVision” hits, followed up by a lightning bolts that hit the top of the stage, Apollyon appears with Zakk Wylde and slowly makes his way to the ring. He climbs the top step and stands at the ropes, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs in the ring, walks to the middle and kneels raising one arm into the air lowering his head.*
Mongo: Wasn’t Apollyon in the XHF before
Joey: Yeah, but he ended up sitting out his contract
Mongo: So this is a new contract, right?
Joey: Who runs the XHF again
Mongo: I do
*”Here To Stay" by Korn hits as the lights in the arena dim as Ron "Big Time" Knox walks out. He climbs in the ring and rolls his shoulders and warms up on the ropes. "Bark at the Moon" hits the speakers and out steps Decoy. He stands at the top of the ramp with his hands in the air, taunting the fans, and receiving several cheers in the process. He walks towards the ring, sliding up the bottom rope to enter the ring.*
Scorpion:-
Mongo: YEAH SUPERBOWL! Ha, beat you to it
Scorpion: Fucker, I was going to say that this should be a good match
Mongo: Oh, sorry
Scorpion: GO RAIDERS!!!!!!!
Ministry Of The OzzMan -vs- Ron "Big Time" Knox and Decoy
*Apollyon and Knox start the match off and begin to circle each other as the referee rings the bell. As soon as the sound is heard, the two instantly lock up, but Knox's power can be seen as he dominates Apollyon. Knox knees Apollyon in the gut which sends him to one knee. Knox then delivers an axe handle to the back of his opponent, nearly knocking him flat on the mat, but Knox picks him up and whips him into the ropes. On the return, Knox attempts to clothesline Apollyon, but Apollyon ducks the attack and hits the opposite set of ropes before hitting a dropkick to the chest of Knox! This only phases Knox, but Apollyon quickly hits the ropes again and dropkicks Knox again. Once more it only phases Knox. This time, Apollyon hits the ropes once more and charges at Knox looking for a clothesline, but Knox stops him with a hellacious spinebuster. Knox simply walks to his corner and tags in his partner, Decoy, while Apollyon struggles to crawl to his corner.*
Joey: I love tag matches, and mat matches, and high flying…..hell, I love wrestling
*Decoy and Knox grab the legs of Apollyon before he can get to his corner to tag in his partner, Zakk, and pull him to their corner. The referee tries to get Knox out of the ring, but there is nothing he can do as Decoy and Knox pick Apollyon up and double suplex him. Knox begins to exit the ring as Decoy goes for a oin, 1... 2.. Zakk Wylde charges in the ring a just barely breaks up the count! The referee goes to push Zakk out of the ring as Decoy irish-whips his opponant into the ropes and almost decapitites him with a clothesline! Decoy looks at the limp body of Apollyon before he grabs his legs and begins to lock in the Sharpshooter! He gets it locked in as Apollyon screams out on pain and looks as if he is about to tap out, but once again, Zakk jumps into the ring and graps the head of Decoy, forcing him to break the hold and at that instant, bulldogging his head into the mat!*
Pain: Ouch
*Zakk stands up and from the other side of the ring, Ron Knox charges at him with a flying forearm, but Zakk grabs the arm and brings the big man down with an arm drag takedown! Zakk grabs the chin of Ron Knox and locks in a camel clutch submission hold as the referee tries to get the two men off eachother and out of the ring. Apollyon rolls over onto his opponant and pins him almost uncinsciously, but the referee doesn't see it as he is dealing with the other two men. Finally he sees it and goes over to the pin and counts, 1... 2... Decoy just barely kicks out!*
Rat: Kick off!
Cole: Er-hem, Kick out
Mongo: Don’t even try Rat
*Zakk Wylde lets go of the hold as Knox tapps out, but it doesn't count since he is not the legal man. Zakk grabs the wrist of his partner and drags him to their corner where he can easily make the tag. Zakk exits the ring and gets Apollyon to tag him in as Decy and Knox recovcer inside the ring.Zakk charges at the two and clotheslines them hard to the mat! Zakk grabs Ron "Big Time" Knox and stands him to his feet before he backs up and charges the big man hitting him with a superkick that sends him over the top rope and outside of the ring. Suddenly though, Decoy jumps up and punches the stomach of Zakk, making him double over in pain. Decoy stands himself up and irish-whips Zakk Wylde into the ropes as he bends down attempting some kind of lift. But Zakk is smart and sees this as he charges back and grabs the neck of Decoy hitting a swinging neck breaker on the big man. Zakk makes the cover, 1... 2... 3! Decoy kicks out just barely after the count is completed, but its enough to give the Ministry of the Ozzman the win! Zakk rolls out of the ring and checks on Apollyon.*
WINNERS: Ministry of the Ozzman
Joey: Another great match!
Mongo: Yeah, this PPV has a lot of entertaining matches, this is a good PPV, really, THIS WAS WORTH YOUR MONEY! I DON’T CARE WHAT THE SO-CALLED SMARTS THINK!!!
*POD's School Of Hardknocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quickly makes his way down the ramp and does a pass around the ring before getting inside.*
Rat: I’m not an XHF fan, but I like Gavin
Mongo: Wow that’s really shocking
Rat: I know, I’m surprised too
*The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the Xtreme Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes-flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Everyone" by Adema plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Goldberg runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He gets up in a quick motion and runs up a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. He jumps off and jumps around a little.*
Mongo: Goldberg will probably win this one, he’s built like Prodigy
Prodigy: No, I’m bigger and more muscular
Mongo: Hmmmm, I do-
Reeshi: Ouch, what a sack!
Scorpion: I hope he’s not injured
*The lights flicker as if the power is fading from the arena, and a low bell is heard. The instrumentals for Static X's "Not Meant For Me" begin, and a masked man walks out on to the stage. The XHF-Tron shows video flashes of him, spinning around and fading in and out of darkness. A shot of him hitting Psyko Steve with the "Inevitable End" plays in slow motion, skipping back and forth until the impact finally occurs.
On the stage, Wraith holds one closed fist out in front of him, and then opens it, and pyros rain down from above. He steps forward as they are about to singe him, and he proceeds down to the ring.*
Rat: Haha, he has a kitty!
Mongo: He’s also really intimidating
Hell's Trail Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
1st Fall: Singapore Cane Ladder Match
2nd Fall: Glass Table Match
3rd and Final Fall (If Necessary): Electric Cage Match
"The King Of Old School" Gavin Green -Vs- Wraith © -Vs- Goldberg
*The bell rings and Wraith quickly drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring as Goldberg and Gavin Green tie up. Goldberg pushes Green to the mat and Gavin rolls right back to his feet and runs at Goldberg with a clothesline but Goldberg is not budged. Goldberg just laughs. Gavin back pedals and bounces off of the ropes and runs at Goldberg again with a clothesline but this time Goldberg ducks under and Green bounces to the other side of the ring is hit in the back with the ladder from Wraith. Gavin stumbles forward into the arms of Goldberg. Goldberg lifts Gavin up onto his shoulders and drives him down with the Xtreme Edge. Goldberg goes for the cover on Green but Wraith slides the ladder in the ring into the pin to break it. Goldberg gets up and reaches down to lift up the ladder and when he does Wraith drops down on the other end of the ladder sending the opposite end face first into the face of Goldberg. Goldberg stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle and Wraith slides into the ring. Wraith makes the cover on Green but Goldberg falls foreword on the pin and breaks the count at two. Wraith gets to his feet as Goldberg stumbles up as well. Wraith runs at Goldberg for a big boot but Goldberg blocks and grabs the leg using it to pull him in for a capture Suplex. Goldberg gets to his feet slowly as Wraith lays on his stomach in pain. Goldberg reaches and lifts the ladder up and sets it up to get the Singapore Cane. Goldberg begins climbing as Gavin gets to his feet. Gavin begins climbing the other side of the ladder. Both men reach the top as Wraith gets to his feet but is still leaned on the ropes. Gavin and Goldberg begin to exchange blows and Green grabs the head of Goldberg and slams it face first into the top of the ladder. Goldberg is staggered on top of the ladder as Green reaches up and grabs the cane. Green hits Goldberg across the head with the cane and Goldberg crashes back first into the mat. Wraith scrambles and makes the cover on Goldberg after the fall 1-2-3.*
Winner First Fall: Wraith
Pain: Where’s Martyr?
Rat: He went to the back to console Joey
Harry: Or have butt sex with him
Second Fall
Glass Table Match
*Wraith stands to his feet and celebrates as Gavin Green jumps off of the ladder and connects with a Singapore cane shot across the head of Wraith. Wraith goes down in a heap and Gavin Green makes the pin but the ref does not make the count as the glass table match has begun. Gavin gets up and slide out of the ring grabbing the glass table and slides it in the ring. Gavin sets up the table as Goldberg gets to his feet and it is noticeable that blood flows from his head. Green grabs Goldberg and suplexes him towards the table but Wraith pulls the table out of the way. Gavin gets to his feet as Wraith is still on the mat but is crawling. Gavin moves over Wraith and Wraith reaches out and grabs the Singapore cane and swings back connecting with the face of Gavin Green. Gavin stands still as his head begins to swell and become bloody. Gavin is turned around from behind and hit with The Demension by Goldberg. Wraith gets to his feet and turns and is hit with the Cruise Missile from Goldberg. Goldberg screams out and throws out his arms as the crowd cheers his name. Goldberg lifts Wraith to his feet and tosses him out of the ring. Wraith is able to get to his feet though and stumbles outside of the ring as Goldberg lifts Gavin up to his feet. Goldberg punchs Gavin and Gavin falls back onto the glass table. Goldberg climbs up onto the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd and calls for the Leap of Faith, but Gavin rolls off of the table and Wraith gets up on the apron. Wraith grabs Goldberg by the legs and pushes him off of the top through the glass table.*
Second Fall Winner & Still Champion: Wraith
Cole: AND HE GETS THE 2ND PIN!
Mongo: Take it down a notch there Cole….creepin’ a bit
*The screen comes on with the word Platinum in bold letters across the screen. From there the Lunatics can be heard in the background “Yo” as the letters become larger and larger. The word “yo” repeats itself until “Platinum” takes up most of the screen. “It always comes out like this” The word Platinum grows so big it explodes on the screen and begins to flash across the middle with an electric texture to it. From there the beat picks up and suddenly “Platinum Plus” by the St. Lunatics can be heard. With the music picking up, scenes of Platinum flying through the air and delivering some high flying maneuvers, including the Money Maker as a large pyro goes off on the stage and out steps Platinum. He struts his way mid-way down the ramp (an NWO type walk) before picking up and running towards the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. He rushes to the far corner and spreads his arms out sideways, taunting the fans, receiving several boos along the way.*
Rat: Fuck Slain!
Mongo: Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
Rat: Probably
Reeshi: God damn it, I wish I could see the game better, I wanna see the Raiders take it home
Scorpion: Ah hell, take Martyrs seat
Reeshi: Why thank you…..sucker, GO BUCS!
*“Charlie Big Potato” by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the Xtreme-Tron to a mixed reaction. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. His journey to the ring continues as he interacts with the fans by the ramp way.*
Mongo: Slain! You can do it!
Joey: He can’t hear you
Mongo: SLAIN!! SLAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!
Rat: Shut the fuck up Man-go!
XHF Cruiserweight Championship
Slain © -Vs- Platinum
*Slain gives the ref the belt, and Platinum forearm knocks Slain down from behind. Platinum stomps furiously on Slain, he then picks him up. Platinum throws Slain into the turnbuckle, and runs at him. Slain puts his feet up, and Platinum slides under Slain’s feet and under the ropes. Slain then puts his feet back down, and Platinum trips him and pulls out of the ring. Platinum kicks Slain in the back, and then picks him up. He throws him into and over the barricade! Slain falls into some peoples laps. Platinum pulls Slain right back over the barricade. He gets on the apron of the ring, and motions to the crowd. He then jumps off for the Money Maker, but Slain rolls out of the way, causing Platinum to hit the concrete!*
Mongo: Ouch, that can’t be fun
Joey: I’d say not
*Slain gets up and leg drops Platinum. Slain then picks up Platinum and rolls him into the ring, and quickly follows. Slain charges Platinum and spears him down, he then starts punching down on him. Platinum pushes Slain off, but then Slain runs and baseball slides right into Platinum’s head. Slain picks up Platinum and puts him on top the turnbuckle. Slain climbs up with him and locks up. Slain hits the float over Super-plex on Platinum. Slain goes for a pinfall, 1…2..kick. Platinum shakes his head and starts climbing the ring ropes to get up. Slain stands opposite of Platinum and waits… Platinum gets up, and turns around. Platinum quickly ducks a superkick, which hits the referee! The referee gets kicked out cold! Slain sees the ref down, then turns around to Platinum who then superkicks him!*
Scorpion: RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rat: Jesus Christ, isn’t the game done yet?
Scorpion: You don’t watch much football do you?
Rat: I do, but I usually pass out during the half time shot game
*Platinum goes for a pinfall, but no ref is available. Platinum rolls out of the ring, and looks for something under. He pulls out a steel chair, and throws it into the ring. He then pulls out a ladder, and slides it into the ring. Then a table and slides it into the ring. Platinum goes into the ring, and sets up the table and ladder. Platinum rolls the ref out of the ring and under it. Slain jumps over the top rope on to Platinum out of no where! Slain furiously punches Platinum and rolls him into the ring. Slain puts him on the table and starts climbing the ladder. Slain gets to the top, turns around towards the table, and notices that Platinum isn’t on the table! Slain gets pulled by the hair as Platinum just gets the top of the ladder on the other side! Platinum pulls Slain all the way to the top. He the punches him over and over again. Platinum sets up for a ladder super-plex, when Slain breaks away his arms. Platinum almost falls back but puts his hand on the top step. Slain then headbutts Platinum sending him down ribs first onto the ropes and on the ringside concrete.*
Mongo: Yeah, Slain has this win already won
Scorpion: They always bring out the Clydesdales for the Super Bowl
Rhein: The what now?
Scorpion: Budweiser always has a commercial with the horses
Joey: Ah, there we go
*Slain looks down at Platinum, and climbs to the other side of the ladder. He then motions to the crowd, and in one leap he jumps off. Slain hits the Flipside on Platinum from the ladder in the ring, all the way to ringside. Slain and Platinum are out of breath. Slain slowly gets off of Platinum and crawls into the ring. Platinum slowly comes in after Slain. Slain pulls Platinum up and Platinum breaks away. He then punches Slain all the way to the ropes, throws him the opposite ropes, and clotheslines him down on his way back. Platinum stomps furiously on him and rolls him onto the table. Slain rolls off the other side, and Platinum walks after him. Slain snaps the chair right into Platinum knocking him straight out. Slain pins Platinum… the ref is still gone, but is now at ringside in pain.*
Pain: It’s funny because Slain can’t ever catch a break
Reeshi: And because the Bucs are coming back
*Slain pulls Platinum up, and throws him into the ladder knocking them both down. Slain walks over to Platinum and bodyslams him down. Slain then takes to the high ropes, and hits the Somersault Legdrop on Platinum. Slain pins and a ref comes running down from the Xtreme Tron. Slain turns to see the ref coming and pins Platinum again. The ref slides into the ring, 1…2…kick out at the last chance he had! Slain gets up and motions a 3 count to the ref, but the ref doesn’t awknowledge a 3 count. Slain gets furious as the new ref leaves the ring. Slain goes the ringside and tries to pull the ref back into the ring. Slain rolls the ref in the ring, and rolls in too. Slain turns to a chairshot straight to the face by Platinum! Platinum slides the chair out of the ring, and climbs a turnbuckle. He motions, and hits the Money Maker on Slain! The ref crawls to the pin, 1…..2…..3!! Platinum gets the win!*
Winner and NEW XHF Cruiserweight Champion: Platinum!
Mongo: Well fuck!
Rat: Haha fuck you Mongo, come on boys we have some preparing to do
Mongo: Team Xtreme better get warmed up too then
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the entrance way and Veronica Caine comes out. They both head to the ring and Harry gets in and he holds the rope down for her. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants.*
Mongo: It’s just us now
Joey: Yep, and Cole
Mongo: I meant him too
Joey: Oh, ok then
*The arena is suddenly plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on with anticipation as then suddenly the demonic new "Criss-Crossed Star" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme Tron and then a few moments later, the screen turns to static until...BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the crowd is on it’s feet in anticipation as multiple guitar riffs begin echoing throughout the PA, while on the screen intune with the riffs, "FIST-OF-RAGE!" appears!!! Then, as the familiar and deadly tune of "All My Life" by The Foo Fighters hits & starts up, the curtain flips back, and a grinning and sadistic-looking Rage with his gorgeous and as well sadistic wife, Torrie Wilson by his side, steps out onto the top of the stage! Following this, the two then strut arrogantly on down the ramp to a monstrous chorus of cheers from this entire sellout crowd joining us tonight. Afterward, the duo then finally reach the ring area where, once inside, the Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising his fists defiantly to the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner, while in the meantime Torrie stands outside the ring taunting off in her own ways to this multitude of XHFers and cheering Rage on as well.*
Mongo: Yeah, here’s a little tip to anyone who thinks they’ve got me after stealing Rage, he will NEVER really leave the XHF
*The crowd is silent in the XHF arena, when Rhein’s new song of ‘Get Inside’ by Stone Sour starts playing. The crowd bursts into an enormous ovation for the ‘MindFreaK’ Rhein. As the introduction plays, the numbers: 012345678910 appear on the screen, and start rolling down, changing numbers as they go, stopping on 742617000027 and a blue light comes out from behinds them, and takes over the screen . Then, when the song finishes the intro, the light expands, and as the crowd bursts into cheers, the light fades and the X-Treme Tron shows Rhein’s Xtreme Video.
“Seed, gotta let it grow, why ya gotta watch when I let it feed?
Better look into the mirror for the face you hide away, everyday
But I don’t give a fuck; I let it roll - I smoke the old
Gotta run, gotta rend, gotta maim, gotta make it through another maze
STAY AWAY!
Please: wring the blood from my hands
Don’t pretend that you understand me
I don’t even want you looking at me
Motherfucker, GET INSIDE!“
It is at this point when Rhein comes out, followed by Lizzy Borden. He is wearing a long sleeveless blue coat, and black taping on his hands. His ring attire consists of black shorts, with red slashes on the side, and Rhein written on the back. He jogs to one side of the stage, and makes a ‘Get Up’ motion, before jogging to the other side of the stage, and making the same motion. He walks onto the ramp, and starts walking down it. He stops mid-way on the ramp, and points to the ceiling, causing pyros of blue, black and red to go off. He walks round the ring, giving high fives to fans. He slides in the ring, before helping Lizzy in the ring. He walks over to a turnbuckle, and climbs it and holds his hands above his head, just as the chorus hits on the song. He does this on all four turnbuckles, before entering the center of the ring. He then does a taunt a lot like HBK’s, and pyro’s go off all at once. He then waits for the crowd to calm down before talking.*
Mongo: It’s great, Team XHF f’n rules!
*The arena fades into almost a silver hue as the words "SIMPLY SENSATIONAL" slowly fade across the Xtreme Tron. Suddenly the strings of Theory Of A Deadman’s "Invisible Man" fill the hallowed halls with excitement. It all comes to fruition as Prodigy steps through the curtain, water bottle in hand, and smirk across his face. He is wearing his new "Beginning, End, And Aftermath" logo t-shirt as he strides to the ring. Prodigy pauses on the apron to acknowledge the mixed reaction he is gaining from the masses. The smirk grows wider and he steps through the ropes and into the ring. Decisively, Prodigy mounts the second turnbuckle and lifts his hands high above his head as the music fades.*
Joey: Wow, Prodigy looks ready to kick ass
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein standing face to face, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of "Fear" by Disturbed once again the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you can’t make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and is followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the shiny XHF Championship in tact around his waist. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws up his XHF Championship, taunting the fans. He lowers the title and hands it to the referee as Scorpion looks on at him from the other side of the ring.*
Mongo: The third R!
Cole: That’s it?
Mongo: The XHF Champion!
Joey: And?
Mongo: The Leader of Team XHF!
*The lights go out, and "R-W-F" fills the Xtreme Tron. The crowd immediately boos as "Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA system, as the RWF walk out from the back. They all support the RWF T-shirt, watching their opponents in the ring. Rat Bastard emerges to the front of the crew, walking back and forth looking at the ground. Rat turns to his opponents with a smile on his face, as he leads his partners down the ramp. They stop at the bottom of the ramp, and they all look around the arena. Kris Pain and Martyr slide into the ring, as Rat climbs up onto the apron and Destruction and Scorpion walk up the ring steps. Rat Bastard, Destruction and Scorpion wait at the top of the ramp looking at their opponents, as Kris Pain and Martyr climb the second rope and taunts to the crowd. They all throw their shirts into the crowd except for Kris Pain, as he continues to point to the symbol. The music cuts as Rat Bastard gets into the ring and Martyr climbs to the apron.*
Mongo: God I hate them
Joey: Here here
Ten Man Tag Match
Team XHF
(Prodigy, Hardcore Harry, Reeshi, Rage and Rhein The Killa)
-vs-
Team RWF
(Scorpion, Kris Pain, Rat Bastard, Martyr and Destruction)
*Rat wraps his arm around Pain’s shoulder and begins to give advice to the young wrestler, as Hardcore Harry steps in to start off the match for Team XHF. Rat walks to his corner, as Kris Pain and Hardcore Harry meet up in the center of the ring. The two begin to talk trash to each other, until Pain spits in the face of Hardcore Harry. Harry takes a step back to wipe the spit off his face, and then knocks Kris Pain down with a huge right hand! Pain rolls back to his feet to get kicked in the gut by Harry, and then elbowed down to his hands and knees. Harry grabs Pain by the hair and lifts him up to his feet, and then over his head! Harry holds Pain up in the air and turns to his team, as Martyr runs into the ring and clips Hardcore Harry’s knees, causing Pain to land on top of The Hardcore Legend. Pain hooks the leg, but Harry kicks out at two. Pain climbs up to his feet and stomps on Harry, and then makes the tag to Martyr. Martyr waits in his corner and taunts for Hardcore Harry to climb to his feet, and when he does Martyr runs to him and knocks him down with a clothesline. Harry begins to climb to his feet and Martyr begins to send stiff kicks into the gut of Harry, and then lifts him up to his feet. Martyr knees Harry in the gut and then applies a front facelock, and then lifts up Harry in the air for a suplex. Martyr tries to hold Harry up for a long time, but Harry floats over and pushes Martyr into the ropes and Big Boots him in the back of the head! Martyr drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, as Harry soon follows. Martyr notices this and begins to run away from Harry, until Rage jumps off the apron and stops Martyr in his tracks!*
Mongo: Not so fast Martyr!
*Martyr begins to plead for Rage not to attack him, until Hardcore Harry clotheslines him in the back of the neck! Rage laughs and climbs up to his apron, as Harry lifts up Martyr and slams his head against the apron, and then rolls him into the ring. Harry slides into the ring and makes the cover, but Martyr gets a shoulder up. Harry gets to his feet and points to Rage, and the crowd cheers big time. Martyr climbs to his feet as Rage is tagged in, and Rage runs full force running for a clothesline, but Martyr quickly drop toe holds Rage into the mat. Martyr then looks to apply a headlock on Rage, but Rage quickly climbs to his feet and elbows Martyr off him. Rage finally knocks Martyr down with a clothesline, as Rage retreats to his corner and tags in Scorpion. Scorpion slowly climbs into the ring as Rage taunts for the Ultimate Champion to make his way in. Scorpion gets in the ring and looks around at the arena, and then runs to Rage. Rage moves out of the way and pushes Scorpion into the corner, and begins to send forearms into the face of Scorpion. Rage knees Scorpion in the gut, and then takes him out of the corner. Rage grabs Scorpion’s arm going for a armbreaker, but Scorpion uses the free arms to get Rage off. Scorpion goes for a right hand but Rage ducks and grabs Scorpion in a waistlock, and then German suplexes Scorpion against the mat! Rage bridges the cover, but the RWF Captain is able to kick out. Rage rolls over his feet and taunts to the crowd for the Fist Of Rage, as Scorpion slowly climbs up to his feet. Scorpion finally gets to his feet and turns to Rage and runs to him, but Rage lifts him up on his shoulders! Rage swings him around going to complete his finishing maneuver, but Scorpion lands on his feet and drops Rage into the mat with a Scorpion Death Drop!*
Mongo: Fuck! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
*Rage and Scorpion lie on the mat and Scorpion slowly makes the cover, but Rage kicks out at two! Scorpion slams his fist against the mat, as he crawls to his corner and makes the tag to Destruction. Destruction gets into the ring and quickly makes the cover, but Rage kicks out at two. Destruction has a couple of words with the referee, as Rage begins to climb to his feet. Rage is now on both his feet and Destruction finally stops arguing with the referee. Destruction turns around to apply a maneuver on Rage, but Rage kicks him in the gut and knocks him down with a Stunner! Rage is to weak to make a cover quickly though, as Destruction is able to kick out at two. Rage begins to climb to his feet, and tags in The Prodigy! Prodigy runs into the ring and grabs Destruction by the legs, and looks around at the crowd. They give off a pop as Prodigy lifts up Destruction, and drops him into the mat with a sit-out Pandora Powerbomb! The referee begins the count as Rat Bastard runs into the ring and kicks Prodigy in the head to break up the cover! Prodigy quickly gets up to his feet and gives a evil stare at Rat, who looks shocked by the fact that Prodigy got up so fast. Rat slides out of the ring and Prodigy begins to chase him! Rat slides back into the ring and so does Prodigy, but Prodigy gets knocked down with a flying knee to the face by Destruction! Rat begins to stomp on Prodigy with Destruction, as Kris Pain gets into the ring. Destruction lifts up Prodigy and exposes his rib area, as Kris Pain climbs to the top rope and drives a elbow into Prodigy’s ribs. Prodigy falls to his knees and Pain kicks Prodigy in the back with a stiff kick, causing Prodigy to fall to the mat face first in pain. Kris Pain sits on the back of Prodigy and then pulls on the neck of Prodigy, locking on a camel clutch. Prodigy screams in pain as Kris begins to pull back on the move. Prodigy seems like he is on the verge to tap out, but Kris Pain lets go of the move and forearms Prodigy in the back of the head! Kris Pain stands up and taunts to the crowd, with his fellow RWF members backing him up. Pain taunts for the Hospital Trip, as Prodigy begins to climb up to his feet. Once Prodigy is up to his feet, Kris Pain applies a Half Nelson and goes for the Hospital Trip, but Prodigy is able to get out of the move and elbows Pain in the head. Prodigy then turns to Pain and kicks him in the gut and sets him between his legs and hooks both arms, and knocks down with a Pedidriver!*
Cole: Petefiledriver!
Mongo: No, P-Diddy Driver
Joey: No, Pedidriver
*Prodigy quickly makes the cover, but Team RWF immediately get in the ring and break up the cover! Team RWF begins to beat on Prodigy, until Prodigy partners run into the ring to help him! A big brawl rages on in the ring and then outside of the ring, leaving only Kris Pain and Prodigy. Pain runs to Prodigy, but Pain takes him down with a big boot. Prodigy then shakes his head and begins to climb the top rope, as Destruction takes Hardcore Harry out by throwing him into the ring post. Prodigy finally stands on the top rope, but Destruction climbs up the apron and low blows Prodigy! Prodigy falls on the third rope as Kris Pain climbs up to his feet and then climbs up the third rope and applies a front facelock to Prodigy, and then drives him head first off the top rope with a brainbuster! Kris Pain quickly floats over and eliminates Prodigy with the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Prodigy
Joey: Wow, the first man eliminated is Prodigy, this is bad for the XHF!
Mongo: I didn’t need to hear that
Destruction is taken off the apron by Rage, as Kris Pain celebrates the elimination of Prodigy. Kris Pain over celebrates, as he does not realize that Reeshi has climbed into the ring! Reeshi stands with his hands on his waist laughing to himself as Kris Pain continues on with his taunting. Kris Pain then stops and turns around, to see Reeshi! Kris Pain falls to his knees asking Reeshi not to hurt him. Reeshi goes to grab Pain, but Scorpion runs into the ring and forearms shots Reeshi from behind. Scorpion and Kris Pain begin to double team on Reeshi, until Kris Pain tells Scorpion that he can handle Reeshi himself. Kris Pain sets up Reeshi between his legs and calls for the Pain Bomb, but the XHF Champion backdrops Pain and then takes out Scorpion with a clothesline! Pain climbs to his feet and runs to Reeshi, but Reeshi drives a boot into the gut of Kris Pain and then plants him into the mat with the Pain Killer! Reeshi hooks the leg of Kris Pain, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Kris Pain
Mongo: And the XHF ties the score!
Destruction doesn’t waste anytime attacking the champion after getting the pinfall over Kris Pain. Both teams finally go back to their corners, as Destruction continues to beat on Reeshi. Destruction lifts up Reeshi and throws him into the ropes, and turns Reeshi inside out with a kitchen sink. Destruction makes the cover on Reeshi, but Reeshi kicks out. Destruction wraps his arm around Reeshi’s neck and locks the sleeper hold in tightly, choking the life out of the XHF Champion. The referee checks the wrist of Reeshi and holds it up in the air, and it drops once. The referee checks once more, and it drops down again. The referee checks for the third and final time, but Reeshi holds his arm up! Destruction shakes his head in shock as Reeshi begins to climb to his feet and elbows Destruction in the stomach, and Destruction lets go of Reeshi. Reeshi lifts Destruction up on his shoulders, and goes for The Orisheeninator, but Destruction slides off and turns Reeshi around and kicks him in the gut and lifts him up and drives him into the mat with a Falcon Arrow! Destruction hooks the leg of Reeshi, but Reeshi kicks out! Destruction falls to his back and holds his head in complete shock by not being able to keep Reeshi down. Destruction climbs up to his feet and walks to his corner and tags in Martyr, who walks over Reeshi. Martyr grabs Reeshi by the hair and begins to scream at him, and then slaps him in the face. The crowd boos as Martyr brings Reeshi up to his feet, and then backdrops him into the mat. Martyr climbs up to the second rope and looks around at the crowd, and then drives 269 pounds into the abdomen of Reeshi with a senton splash!*
Cole: God damn! That was harsh!
Mongo: And fat
*Reeshi rolls face first into the mat holding his stomach as Martyr sits down on the mat, looking around at the crowd and then makes the cover. Reeshi kicks out at two, as Martyr then looks around the arena. He lifts up Reeshi and throws him into his corner, and begins to send boots into the gut of Reeshi, and then tags in Rat Bastard. The crowd explode with boos, as Rat gets in the ring and forearms Reeshi, and then flips them off. Rat Bastard places Reeshi between his legs, setting him up for the Bastard Bomb, but Reeshi falls to his knees. Rat begins to forearm Reeshi in the back and sets him up for the Bastard Bomb once again, but Reeshi backdrops Rat Bastard off of him! Rat rolls back onto his feet, and then turns to Reeshi as Reeshi tries to gain back his energy. Reeshi then runs to Rat, but Rat takes Reeshi down with a huge spinebuster! Rat shakes his head and then proceeds to the corner, going to the top rope. He climbs up to the top and looks around the arena and then flies and connects with The Drop Of 1000 Bastards! Rat holds his head from the move but finally brings the cover, but Reeshi still kicks out! Reeshi and Rat Bastard both begin to climb up to their feet, and when they both final get there they begin to trade right hands. Rat knees Reeshi in the stomach, and then grabs Reeshi for a T-Bone Suplex. Rat lifts Reeshi up to throw him for the move, but Reeshi is able to float over behind Rat and then drives him hard into the mat with a full nelson slam! Reeshi and Rat lay on the mat, as both teams try to pump both men up. Reeshi is the first one to roll over, as he begins to crawl to his corner. Rat gets the strength and makes the tag to Destruction, as Reeshi finally reaches his corner and tags in Rhein!*
Mongo: Go team effort!
*Rhein runs to Destruction, and knocks him down with The Gore! Rhein knocks down all the other of Team RWF to the outside and gets out of the ring, and then clotheslines Martyr! Scorpion tries to take down Rhein with a clothesline, but Rhein ducks and once Scorpion turns around Rhein knocks him down with a overhead belly to belly suplex! Rat climbs on top of the ring steps and jumps to Rhein going for a double axe handle, but Rhein catches him and drives him back first into the ring post! Rhein looks around at the damage that he has done and the crowd is on their feet, but Rhein begins to slam his head against the ring steps! Team XHF and the crowd seem confused by this, but Rhein finally stops until he is bleeding. Rhein grows a smile on his face as the MindFreaK has seem to be released onto him.*
Mongo: Oh dear, things could get violent
*Rhein goes under the ring and takes out a sledgehammer! He gets a evil grin on his face, as he slides into the ring with the sledgehammer in hand, waiting for Destruction to climb up to his feet. Rhein goes to swing the sledgehammer at Destruction, but the referee grabs it before he can connect with him! Rhein and the referee argue and Destruction finally gets to his feet and goes to clothesline Rhein, but Rhein ducks and Destruction knocks out the referee! Team XHF gets in the ring and begin to pound on Destruction, as Scorpion finally gets into the ring with a steel chair. Hardcore Harry turns to Scorpion and Scorpion goes to swing the chair, but Harry ducks and then big boots the chair into the face of Scorpion! Martyr and Rat get in the ring and help their fallen RWF partner, as Rat clotheslines Reeshi out of the ring. Rage goes to drive a right hand into the face of Martyr, but Martyr ducks and then connects with The Knocking On Death’s Door on Rage! Rage rolls out of the ring as Martyr taunts for him to get in the ring. Harry gets behind Martyr and turns him around, and then grabs him by the throat and knocks him out with a Running Double Choke Bomb! Harry stands up and screams at Rat to get in the ring, but Destruction has the sledgehammer and drives it into the back of Harry! Harry falls down and rolls out of the ring, as Rhein climbs up to his feet. Destruction drives the sledgehammer into the stomach of Rhein and then drives it against his face! Rhein is slowly making his way up as Destruction is shocked by this, as he taunts for Rhein to turn around. Rhein finally turns around and Destruction kicks him in the gut, sets him between his legs and hooks both of his arms, and connects with the Eve Of Destruction! The referee finally recovered from the attack as Destruction makes the cover, and the referee counts the 1-2-3!
Eliminated: Rhein
Mongo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT RHEIN!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
*Destruction rolls Rhein out of the ring as he sits down in the corner, trying to catch some air before he continues to fight. Rage gets in the ring and sees Destruction sitting in the corner, so Rage runs and drives a knee face first into Destruction! Destruction falls back into the mat and Rage drags him into the center of the ring to make a cover, but Scorpion is there to break it up. Scorpion is bleeding from the recent attack caused by Hardcore Harry, as he begins to send forearms into the back of Rage. Scorpion lifts up Rage and kicks him in the stomach, and then DDTs him into the mat. Rat and Martyr go back to their corner as Reeshi and Hardcore Harry goes to theirs. Destruction and Scorpion continue to double team on Rage until the referee forces one of them to go back to their corner. Destruction goes back to his corner as Scorpion continues to beat up on Rage, and then knees him in the back. Scorpion wraps his arm around the neck of Rage and begins to choke him with the Dragon Sleeper. The move isn’t applied for long though as Rage begins to punch Scorpion in the face to get him off. Scorpion finally releases the hold but dropkicks Rage in the back, causing Rage to hit the third ring post sternum first. Scorpion looks around the arena and then runs to Rage, and dives on him with The Scorpion Splash!*
Mongo: That can’t be good
*Rage staggers back as Scorpion grabs him in a waistlock, and then drives him into the mat with a german suplex! Scorpion bridges the move, but Reeshi is able to break the move at two. Reeshi heads back to his corner as Scorpion lifts up Rage and tags in Rat, who kicks Rage in the stomach. Rat elbows Rage in the back of the head and then russian leg sweeps Rage into the mat. Rat then begins to focus on the leg of Rage, as he elbows Rage in the knee. Rat pulls back on the knee, making Rage scream in pain. Rat lets go of the move and sets Rage’s leg on the bottom rope, and then grabs on to the top. Rage pulls himself up, and then drives all his weight on Rage’s knee! Rat makes the cover on Rage, but Rage is able to kick out. Rat grabs the bad leg of Rage does a Ric Flair type taunt for the figure four leg lock, which upsets the crowd. Rat twists Rage’s leg around his leg going to lock on the move, but Rage pushes Rat into his corner! Rat bounces back and Rage gets to his feet and turns Rat around, and knocks him down with a Double Arm DDT! Rage holds his knee in pain, as Rat lays on the mat face first with the crowd pumping both men up. Rat slowly pushes himself up as Rage begins to drag himself to his corner. Rat tags in Destruction, as Rage tags in Hardcore Harry! Destruction begins to run to Harry, but Harry knocks him down with a right hand. Harry runs to the RWF corner but they all jump off the apron, not wanting to get hit by Harry. Destruction knees Harry in the back, and then begins to beat on him in the corner. Destruction sends his boot into the gut of Hardcore Harry, and then sets him up on the top rope. Destruction climbs up to the third rope and applies a front facelock going for a superplex, but Harry punches Destruction in the ribs. Destruction lets go of Harry and Harry sets Destruction face first into the third turnbuckle. Harry lifts up Destruction, and then drives him neck first into the mat with a top rope Hangman’s DDT! Destruction is knocked out in the ring, and Harry makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Destruction
Mongo: I’ve always hated him
*Martyr slides into the ring and attacks Hardcore Harry as soon as Destruction was eliminated, and begins to beat on the Hardcore Legend. Harry begins to make his way back up as Martyr continues to drive forearms in the back of Harry. Martyr then grabs Harry by the arm and throws him into the ropes, and taunts for him to come back. Once Harry bounces back, Martyr gets him on his shoulders, and then swings him around knocking him down with a Switchblade! Martyr quickly makes the cover, but Harry kicks out at two. Martyr begins to stomp on Harry, and then lifts him up to his feet. Martyr throws Harry into the corner of Team RWF, and begins to send boots into his gut. Martyr then turns his attention to the XHF corner and runs to them and knocks Rage off the apron! Reeshi tries to get into the ring but the referee holds him back, as Rat and Scorpion begin to choke Harry! Reeshi finally goes to his corner and Martyr tags in Scorpion. Scorpion takes Harry off of the corner and applies a front facelock, and then snap suplexes him. Scorpion doesn’t release the front facelock though, as he picks Harry up and again connects with a snap suplex. Scorpion lifts up Harry one more time and tells the crowd that he isn’t done, and then he lifts Harry up but drives him face first with a sit-out front suplex! Scorpion hooks the leg of Harry, but Rage gets into the ring and breaks up the cover! Rage goes back to his corner as Scorpion continues to stomp on Harry. Scorpion tells the crowd that it’s going to be over for Harry, as Harry begins to climb up to his feet. Once Harry is on both feet Scorpion locks on a full nelson going for the Scorpion Plex, but Harry back kicks Scorpion in the groin!*
Cole, Joey, & Mongo: Ouch!
Scorpion bends over in pain, as Harry runs to the ropes and big boots Scorpion down to the mat! Harry is too weak to make the cover though, as Scorpion begins to roll to his stomach. Harry gets to his feet and then falls forward to tag in Rage! Rage gets in the ring and knocks down Scorpion with a clothesline, and then another one when Scorpion bounces up. Rat Bastard gets in the ring goes to knock Rage down with a right hand, but Rage blocks it and knocks Rat down with a right hand of his own! Scorpion gets up and kicks Rage in the bad knee, as Rage falls to the floor and holds his knee. Reeshi now gets in the ring and Scorpion runs to him, but Reeshi catches Scorpion and slams him down with a powerslam! Martyr now gets into the ring, but Reeshi knocks him down with a Standing Sidekick! Reeshi lifts up Rat by the hair as Rat pleads for mercy, but Reeshi throws Rat right to Rage who lifts him up on his shoulders! Rage screams to the crowd, and then spins Rat around and connects with the Fist Of Rage! Rat rolls out of the ring almost knocked out, as Scorpion gets to his feet and throws Reeshi out of the ring. Harry forearms Scorpion in the back, as Rage now lifts Martyr up on his shoulders. Harry taunts for another Big Boot on Scorpion, as Rage taunts for the Fist Of Rage. Rage now twists Martyr around for a Fist Of Rage, but Martyr pushes Rage to Scorpion, who ducks a Harry big boot attempt to cause Rage to get knocked down with a Big boot by Harry! Martyr runs and clotheslines Harry out of the ring, as Scorpion stands in the ring with Rage knocked out on the floor. Scorpion grabs Rage’s legs and then locks him in the Scorpion Lock! Rage with his injured knee can’t take the pain, as he taps out!*
Eliminated: Rage
Mongo: My trump card! My trump card! No! He was supposed to win this thing!!!
*Reeshi gets in the ring and clotheslines Scorpion in the back of the neck, and begins to stomp on him. Martyr quickly gets in the ring and knocks Reeshi down with a spear, and begins to send fists into the face of Reeshi. Martyr then gets off Reeshi and goes to his corner, wanting Scorpion to tag him in. Scorpion crawls to his corner and tags in Martyr, who wants Reeshi to climb up to his feet. Reeshi climbs up and Martyr lifts him up on one of his shoulders and Reeshi falls face first into the third turnbuckle, and then back first to Martyr. Martyr grabs him in a waistlock and then drives him into the mat with a release german suplex! Martyr crawls to Reeshi and makes the cover, but Harry is there to break it up. Rat tries to pump Martyr up, as Martyr lifts Reeshi up by the hair. Martyr slaps Reeshi across the face, adding insult to injury. Martyr grabs Reeshi by the arm and throws him to the ropes, and catches him in position for another Switchblade. Reeshi though slides off and pushes Martyr to the ropes, and catches him with a back body drop out of the ring! Reeshi rolls out of the ring to attack Martyr, but Rat hits Reeshi in the back and then throws him face first into the ring post! Scorpion and Rat begin to stomp on Reeshi, as Martyr slowly climbs up to his feet. Martyr rolls into the ring as Rat and Scorpion throw Reeshi into the ring, and Martyr makes the cover, but Reeshi kicks out at two! Martyr hides his face in his hands in complete shock that Reeshi was still able to kick out from that attack from Rat and Scorpion, he lifts up Reeshi once again in position for Knocking On Death’s Door. Martyr lifts Reeshi up for the move, but Reeshi rolls Martyr up and gets the pin!*
Eliminated: Martyr
Mongo: Yeah, fuck you Rat
*Martyr rolls out of the ring in complete shock of what has just happened, as Rat climbs to the top rope waiting for Reeshi. Rat jumps off the third rope going for a double axe handle, but Reeshi lifts up a boot knocking Rat down! Reeshi stumbles back into his corner and Harry tags himself in! Rat sits down not wanting Harry to attack him, as Scorpion gets into the ring and clotheslines Harry down. Rat now gets up cocky as ever and begins to stomp on Harry and then begins to send fists into his face. Martyr gets in the ring with a steel chair in hand, as the referee tries to get him to stop. Rat lifts up Harry and throws him to the ropes and grabs his arm and locks on the Rat Trap! Martyr pushes down the referee and holds the chair up in the air to taunt to the crowd. They boo, until Martyr swings the chair and smacks Rat across the head with it! The crowd explode with cheers as Scorpion gets in the ring just realizing what Martyr has done, but Martyr knocks him out with a steel chair also! Martyr screams "XHF!" making Reeshi grow grin on his face. Martyr gets out of the ring slapping hands of the fans, as Harry goes in his tights and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! He puts it on his hand and Rat slowly climbs to his feet while holding the back of his head, but Harry knocks him out with a Brass Knuckles Punch! Harry makes the cover and the referee sees it, and counts the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Rat Bastard
Mongo: That’s right Rat! ALL TO FUCK YOU OVER!!!!!
*Harry stands on his feet holding his arms up in the air, as Scorpion uses the turnbuckle to climb up to his feet. Harry kicks Scorpion in the gut and places him in position for the Hangman’s DDT, but Scorpion pulls him down by his legs and goes to lock on the Scorpion Lock! Reeshi gets in the ring and knocks Scorpion with a clothesline, and then begins to beat up on the lone RWF member. Harry gets up to his feet and helps Reeshi stomp on Scorpion, as the two lift him up to his feet. They throw Scorpion to the ropes, and then lifts him up and slams him down with a double flapjack! Harry makes the cover, but Reeshi tells him not to, but to conflict more pain on him! Harry shakes his head in agreement, as Reeshi picks up Scorpion to his feet. Reeshi sets Scorpion between his legs and then lifts him up, and drives him hard into the mat with a powerbomb! Harry climbs up the turnbuckles facing the crowd, but then flies off onto Scorpion with a huge moonsault! Reeshi lifts up Scorpion and holds him in a full nelson, tell Harry to hit him. Harry begins to stomp Scorpion in the stomach, and then taunts for a huge clothesline. Harry bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks and he knocks down Reeshi! Scorpion gets up to his feet and Harry goes for a right hand, but Scorpion ducks and Harry spins around into a Scorpion Plex! Scorpion bridges the move, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Hardcore Harry
Mongo: I’m still on cloud nine about eliminating Rat
Joey: You didn’t do it
Mongo: Yeah-ha, I did it, with my cunning
*The crowd gives off mixed reactions, as Harry rolls out of the ring and as Scorpion and Reeshi begin to climb up to their feet. Both men realize that they are the only two left in the match, so Scorpion runs full force to Reeshi, almost taking his head off with a clothesline. Reeshi bounces back up and kicks Scorpion in the gut before he can go for another clothesline. Reeshi forearms Scorpion in the back, and sets him in position for the Coral Reesh! Reeshi taunts to the crowd, but Scorpion falls to his knees and low blows Reeshi! Reeshi bends over in pain, as Scorpion runs to the ropes and knocks Reeshi down with a running knee lift. Scorpion makes the cover, but Reeshi kicks out at two. Scorpion elbows Reeshi in the sternum, and then lifts the XHF Champion to his feet. Scorpion whips Reeshi sternum first into the corner, causing Reeshi to bounce back. Scorpion then runs to the ropes going for a neckbreaker drop, but Reeshi catches him and knocks him down with a one arm slam! Reeshi hooks the leg of Scorpion, but Scorpion kicks out at two! Reeshi climbs up to his feet and then lifts up Scorpion, and sets him on the turnbuckle facing the crowd. Reeshi climbs up to the second rope going for the Thriller, getting the crowd on their feet. Reeshi wastes too much time taunting to the crowd though, as Scorpion is able to turn to Reeshi and forearms him in the back of the neck. Scorpion then steps on the second rope facing the ring like Reeshi, and grabs Reeshi in the back of the head. Scorpion then pushes Reeshi face forward, knocking him down with a top rope Stroke!*
Cole: Whoa, this like 1 on 1 now
Mongo: Yep, and my third R is still in there!
Joey: Yeah, but so is Rat’s Scorpion
Mongo: Shhh, they’ll never know it if you don’t tell them
*Scorpion and Reeshi lie face first into the mat, until Scorpion turns Reeshi back first into the mat and makes the cover. 1-2-kick out by Reeshi! Scorpion climbs up to his feet but falls back to the turnbuckle, waiting for Reeshi to climb up to his feet. Reeshi pushes himself up to his feet, and then turns to Scorpion. Scorpion gets up and goes for a clothesline, but Reeshi catches him in position for a one arm slam! Reeshi walks to the center of the ring and goes for the move, but Scorpion is able to turn himself and slams Reeshi face first into the mat and locks on a armbar! Scorpion pulls back on the move, as Reeshi screams in pain, trying to make his way to the ropes. Reeshi begins to crawl to the ropes, but Scorpion pulls him back in the center of the ring. Reeshi looks like he is about to tap out, but he begins to use his free arm to hit Scorpion in the face with it. Scorpion loses the move as Reeshi begins to climb up to his feet, and now punch Scorpion in the stomach. Scorpion finally releases the move and Reeshi pushes him against the ropes, and then catches him with a powerslam! Reeshi hooks the leg, but Scorpion still kicks out at two. Reeshi lifts up Scorpion and goes for the Pain Killer, but Scorpion gets out of the move and connects with a T-Bone Suplex!*
Mongo: God damnit!
Joey: Shouldn’t you be clutching your heart at moments like this
Mongo: No, I’ve been ready for active competion for weeks now
Cole: Really?
Mongo: Yeah, I’m just mentally preparing myself to battle others
*Scorpion can’t make the cover though, as he is too week from everything that has happened before. Reeshi and Scorpion begin to climb up to their feet, and the two begin to trade punches. Scorpion gets the advantage by kneeing Reeshi in the stomach and he goes to throw him into the ropes, but Reeshi holds onto Scorpion’s arm and lifts him up onto his shoulders and drives him neck first into the mat with a The Orisheeninator! Reeshi slowly but surely makes the cover, 1-2-kick out by Scorpion! The crowd is on their feet from the display by both men, as Reeshi calls for the Coral Reesh! Prodigy runs down the ramp and jumps onto the apron! Prodigy and the referee begin to argue, and Reeshi sets Scorpion in position for the Coral Reesh, but Scorpion grabs Reeshi’s legs and pulls him down, and then locks in a Scorpion Lock! Reeshi begins to scream in pain as the referee is still distracted with Prodigy, as Rat Bastard comes out of the crowd with a lead pipe! He gets into the ring, and hits Scorpion across the head with the lead pipe! The crowd is in complete shock as Prodigy gets off the apron and he and Rat join up, and Reeshi makes the cover on Scorpion. The referee sees this, and counts 1-2-3! Team XHF win!
Eliminated: Scorpion
Winners: Team Xtreme Hardcore Federation
Mongo: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: YEAH!!!!
Cole: BOOYA!!!!!!!
*Rat and Prodigy begin to walk down the ramp, with Rat screaming these two words: "It’s Over!". Reeshi climbs up to his feet and looks at Scorpion, and lifts him up to his feet. Scorpion falls back into the turnbuckle staring at Reeshi, and Reeshi shakes his head at Scorpion in a act of respect, but when he is handed the XHF Title he knocks Scorpion out! "Fear" by Disturbed blasts over the PA system, as Reeshi holds the XHF Championship over his head, and Xtraction comes to a end.*