J-ROK Presents: Parade of 1000 Demons Day 5 Semi-Finals

[Kira Izumi]

Match One: Parade of 1000 Demons Block B Semi-Finals; Exploding Barbed Wire Time Bomb Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Jack Gaines Vs. Primal

MUSHI: “(This is the first semi-finals match of the night. Both men went through hell and back to get to this point, but now they're at the final stretch before they reach that proverbial finish line.)”

Psycho KGB: “(And in a week and a half from today they walk into the parade of 1000 demons finals. The winner of this match will take on either Dylan Black or Florida Man. Two men who’re equally dangerous when it comes to big matches.)”

Fumio Daemura: “(This match is an exploding barbedwire time bomb death match! The time bomb will go off at the thirty minute mark. Introducing first, standing in at 6’0 and weighing in at 203 pounds, from Whitechapel, London, England, he is Jack “Ripper” Gaines!)”

MUSHI: “(Jack made his debut in this tournament. So far he’s done great, beating out former champions and XHF Legends alike. But tonight he faces another uphill battle going against this man.)”

Fumio Daemura: “(Introducing his opponent, standing in at 6’2 and weighing in at 288 pounds, from deep in the jungle, by way of Canada. He is the one, the only! He is Primal!!!!)”

Both men start this match off hot. With dropkicks and lariats abound. They both know how much this match means to them. And will hold nothing back to make it to the finals.They meet in the middle of the ring with lariats, but both men still stand. They run it back again but still nothing. Jack grabs Primal quickly and throws him into the barbedwire, he bounces off it with ease as he comes full speed ahead with a gore!

MUSHI: “(Dusted by Primal and the early pin!)”

Psycho KGB: “(One! T- no a kick out!)”


Primal wails on him with some hair whips. Jack grabs a handful and throws him again, this time face first into the barbed wire.

BOOM!

An explosion happens as he crashes into the barbed wire. Primal is groggy after that one, leaving him open for a german suplex. He keeps hold and gets Primal up to his feet. He ripcords him into a spinout x factor, a move he calls the lockerbie. Gaines with the early pin and a one and a half. Not nearly enough to beat him yet.

We’d see some more suplexes and brawling as both men would do their best to avoid the barbed wire. While also trying to finish this match before that thirty minute mark. Primal would catch Jack and powerslam him into the barbed wire at one point. Making it explode and causing Gaines a ton of pain in the process.

We’d see both men trade suplexes again, right after another. Gaines with a german, Primal with one back. Jack with a suplex Primal with one back. The beast from Canada would get vicious with some hairy attacks. Beating his opponent down to a pulp. Jack would get bloodied more and beaten down. Getting winded by a corrosion of conformity sitout spinebuster. Primal with another pin, but nothing.

He’d keep up on the offensive, until he’d try to go for a stalling jackhammer late into the match. Jack would wiggle out and get behind him. Hitting another german suplex before pulling out some wire cutters. He takes a rope of barbed wire off and wraps it around himself before throwing himself at Primal. Using his own body as a weapon now.

He manages to keep it up and gain the momentum needed to topple the beast after hitting him with a dear boss storm cradle driver. He rolls out of the ring to celebrate.

Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and moving onto the Finals of the Parade of 1000 Demons Tournament… Jack Gaines!)”

Main Event: Parade of 1000 Demons Block A Semi-Finals; C4 Inferno Hell Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Dylan Black Vs. Florida Man

MUSHI: “(This next match is a C4 Inferno Hell Death Match, what can you tell us about this one Psycho?):”

Psycho KGB: “(Well there’s C4 surrounding the ring as well as in the corners of the ring. There’s also a ton of fire in the ring and around the ropes. You can use the C4 and fire to your advantage.)”

MUSHI: “(Another crazy half baked idea from Kira Izumi.)”

Psycho KGB: “(I’m sure he was fully baked when coming up with most of these matches.)”

Fumio Daemura: “(This match is a C4 Inferno Hell Death Match! Introducing first, from Florida… he is The Florida Man! And his opponent… From Hokkaido, Japan… he is Dylan Black!)”

The match would almost end as soon as it started. With the YTA Champion squaring up with Dylan and punching him right in the face! Black would would go down to a knee before catching a foot on instinct alone. He’d push the man from the everglades back and into the ropes. Causing him to crash into the fire and C4.

BOOOOOOM!

A huge explosion would happen as the gator would already be in severe pain. Dylan would cover him, but get a one count. Furious he’d stomp him before driving some knees into the back of his neck.The fans would boo him as he kept on the offensive. The sly gator would manage to turn the tides though. Creating some distance and hitting Dylan with a piece of fried chicken. Knocking him into the corner and causing another huge explosion.

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

Both men are now getting a taste of that C4. Florida with the pin attempt and a one. Both men would continue pumbiling each other with stiff strikes. Back and forth they go as we see some brutal kicks and palm strikes. They get into a chopoff, with each one stiffer and louder than the last. Florida would miss one as Dylan would duck, he’d hit man with a shotgun dropkick and cause him to crash into the ropes. Florida would bounce off and eat a disasterpiece for his trouble. That bicycle knee would really lay into Florida as he drops down. the cover and…

One!

Two!!

Kick out!

We’d see Dylan lift up Florida Man at one point later on in the match. In a military Press Position. Dylan would try to throw him out, but Florida would slip out and shove Dylan into the ropes. Another crash and fire goes everywhere. Both men are burned and scared already, but it’s about to get worse. Way worse.

Florida was getting desperate, so he tried to bribe the former Visual Kei Champion with some Food Stamps. In this day and age where everythings going up, even former world champions need a little help. Dylan acted like he was going to take the bribe, before grabbing the card and snapping it in two! He would throw it into the fire before stomping out Florida. He’d pick up the alligator and spear him over the ropes.

Florida Man crashes hard onto the outside and lands onto a ton of C4. Dylan comes behind him and dives to the outside with a spaceman plancha. Both men crash and burn now with one whole side of the ring exploding.

Both men down now as medical staff check on both competitors.

When they get back up they brawl around ringside. Florida drives Black into the guard rail before hitting him with a big boot over it.

Both men fight all around, smashing and slamming each other into anything they can. Dylan would be dropkicked into another side of C4.

Florida would try to roll him back into the ring, but we’d see Dylan get him with a small package. Florida would roll and get Dylan pinned. A two count for his troubles.

By the end we’d see Dylan reverse another surprise fried chicken attack. He’d trip up the gator and setup a violent concoction. We’d see him hit Florida with the Dynamic Outro through a burning board of C4 for the win.

Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and making it to the finals against Jack Gaines… DYLAN BLACK!!!!!)”{/color]