Battle of Britain Preview 1
Sept 18, 2022 21:56:39 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Blood on Sept 18, 2022 21:56:39 GMT -5
The scene opens to a gleaming desk of metal, glass, and LED screens. Seated at the desk are Archie Rude, Sir Arthur Torchwood, Mr. Blood, and the Baroness Sinclair Godfrey. Rude is wearing his trademark loud plaid suit, and grins at the camera. Torchwood is wearing his grey suit, and no tie. Blood is wearing black, with a red tie.
Sinclair is wearing a dress, black and white with a high collar as she frowns at Blood.
Rude: Welcome to the Battle of Britain Preview, I am Archie Rude! I am joined by Sir Arthur, and her ladyship Sinclair Godfrey. And of course, our esteemed owner Mr. Blood.
Blood nods, and Torchwood glances at the camera before looking back to the still frowning Godfrey. He scoots his chair back, and clears his throat.
Torchwood: We are indeed on the road to the Battle of Britain at Royal Albert Hall in London. What surprises are in the cards for this massive event?
Blood smooths his tie, and he adjusts his jacket as he leans forward.
Blood: Well, the first thing we should mention is the Battle of Britain. It is a massive rumble event, where two superstars will start the match and every sixty seconds? Another will join the fray. Pinfalls and submissions only, last man standing out of twenty will win!
Sinclair: It's just Aztec Warfare.
Blood glared at her, and he turns.
Blood: The winner will win a title shot of their choice at our next Premium Live Event--
Torchwood sputters.
Blood: New Years Brawl on January First! That includes any and all titles in W:UK!
Torchwood: So you could win a tag team title shot if you wished?
Blood: Yes.
Rude: And who do you see entering this event, Mr. Blood?
Blood smiled.
Blood: At Boston, four superstars already announced for the Battle of Britain--
Sinclair: Aztec Warfare.
Blood: --yes, yes, will face off in a fatal fourway to determine the last person to enter the match!
The screen flared to life:
Rude: The always dangerous Julianna DiMaria, the High Roller Wesley Crane, the newcomer Watts, and the one and only Zolothach.
Torchwood: A major match with major implications.
Godfrey sniffed, staring at the screen before rolling her eyes.
Sinclair: Who books this--
Rude forced a smile, leaning forward as Blood glared at the Baroness.
Rude: Aside from the elite of the W:UK? Who else do you see in this match?
Blood smirked.
Blood: I can confirm that the REAL Lord Dominicus will be in the match!
Torchwood: That is major news!
Sinclair looked up, a faint smile as she at least was fond of the Dark Lord.
Blood: The legendary XHF Icon, the one and only Primal!
The screen flashed a picture of the living legend, and Torchwood flashed a grin.
Torchwood: Well, now!
Sinclair seemed pleased at that at least, Donzig was very fond of Primal.
Blood: Hardkore World's very own Disney's Marty Donovan!
Sinclair: The Reedy Creek guy?
Blood: The first, and two time X*Crown Champion, Rat Bastard!
Rude: XHF Royalty showing up at the Battle of Britain!
Torchwood: I’ll say!
Sinclair grimaced, leaning back in her seat.
Sinclair: Have you people ever–
Blood smirked at her, tugging and twisting at his tie before he leaned forward.
Blood: The former XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion, and I know Donzig’s favorite XHF superstar, the great BLOODIED FOX!
Rude: Bloodied Fox? The Pride of Britain?
Torchwood: I can’t believe the legends coming out for this match!
Sinclair stared at Blood, paling as the pencil in her hand snapped in half. Her eyes narrowed, and Blood gave her a sneer. Sinclair frowned, shaking her head before Rude leaned forward.
Rude: Baroness? Are you alright?
Sinclair: Fine. I’m fine.
Blood: Do you need a minute?
Sinclair lifted a hand, waving absently.
Blood: One of the Pillars of Violence, a two time X*Crown Champion, the God of XTREME!
Sinclair: Uh, no.
Blood: SPIKE KANE
Sinclair slumped in her char, rubbing the bridge of her nose with a loud sigh.
Sinclair: Who literally picked these people? Is the Usurper coming?
Torchwood: Is she?
Blood: I have also sent offers to the greatest independent talent in the world!JRok is sending a representative! This match will be huge!
Rude nodded in agreement, shuffling some papers.
Torchwood: And is there more?
Blood: Yes, at Battle of Britain every tag team in the W:UK will be in a tag team gauntlet match, the winner of which will face the W:UK Tag Team Champions at New Year’s Brawl!
Rude: Huge news. We don’t even know who will be the champions after Battle of Britain!
Torchwood: The Bastards will defend the tag team titles against either the Glucks or the Chosen! A tough order for certain!
Sinclair: The Chosen will rise.
Blood sniffed, and he leaned forward.
Blood: Also at Battle of Britain, we will crown a new number one contender who will face the W:UK Champion at Legacy on November 19th! The winner of Psychotic Goth vs. Jakie Wentzel!
Blood shuffled some papers, and gestured again.
Blood: Will face the winner of Donzig vs. Takaru Matsui.
Sinclair stared, sniffing.
Sinclair: Poor Takaru.
Blood: And that person will advance to face a competitor of my choice at Battle of Britain!
Torchwood: Those are some dream matches set for Boston.
Rude: Indeed. Join us next time for another Battle of Britain preview
Sinclair is wearing a dress, black and white with a high collar as she frowns at Blood.
Rude: Welcome to the Battle of Britain Preview, I am Archie Rude! I am joined by Sir Arthur, and her ladyship Sinclair Godfrey. And of course, our esteemed owner Mr. Blood.
Blood nods, and Torchwood glances at the camera before looking back to the still frowning Godfrey. He scoots his chair back, and clears his throat.
Torchwood: We are indeed on the road to the Battle of Britain at Royal Albert Hall in London. What surprises are in the cards for this massive event?
Blood smooths his tie, and he adjusts his jacket as he leans forward.
Blood: Well, the first thing we should mention is the Battle of Britain. It is a massive rumble event, where two superstars will start the match and every sixty seconds? Another will join the fray. Pinfalls and submissions only, last man standing out of twenty will win!
Sinclair: It's just Aztec Warfare.
Blood glared at her, and he turns.
Blood: The winner will win a title shot of their choice at our next Premium Live Event--
Torchwood sputters.
Blood: New Years Brawl on January First! That includes any and all titles in W:UK!
Torchwood: So you could win a tag team title shot if you wished?
Blood: Yes.
Rude: And who do you see entering this event, Mr. Blood?
Blood smiled.
Blood: At Boston, four superstars already announced for the Battle of Britain--
Sinclair: Aztec Warfare.
Blood: --yes, yes, will face off in a fatal fourway to determine the last person to enter the match!
The screen flared to life:
Rude: The always dangerous Julianna DiMaria, the High Roller Wesley Crane, the newcomer Watts, and the one and only Zolothach.
Torchwood: A major match with major implications.
Godfrey sniffed, staring at the screen before rolling her eyes.
Sinclair: Who books this--
Rude forced a smile, leaning forward as Blood glared at the Baroness.
Rude: Aside from the elite of the W:UK? Who else do you see in this match?
Blood smirked.
Blood: I can confirm that the REAL Lord Dominicus will be in the match!
Torchwood: That is major news!
Sinclair looked up, a faint smile as she at least was fond of the Dark Lord.
Blood: The legendary XHF Icon, the one and only Primal!
The screen flashed a picture of the living legend, and Torchwood flashed a grin.
Torchwood: Well, now!
Sinclair seemed pleased at that at least, Donzig was very fond of Primal.
Blood: Hardkore World's very own Disney's Marty Donovan!
Sinclair: The Reedy Creek guy?
Blood: The first, and two time X*Crown Champion, Rat Bastard!
Rude: XHF Royalty showing up at the Battle of Britain!
Torchwood: I’ll say!
Sinclair grimaced, leaning back in her seat.
Sinclair: Have you people ever–
Blood smirked at her, tugging and twisting at his tie before he leaned forward.
Blood: The former XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion, and I know Donzig’s favorite XHF superstar, the great BLOODIED FOX!
Rude: Bloodied Fox? The Pride of Britain?
Torchwood: I can’t believe the legends coming out for this match!
Sinclair stared at Blood, paling as the pencil in her hand snapped in half. Her eyes narrowed, and Blood gave her a sneer. Sinclair frowned, shaking her head before Rude leaned forward.
Rude: Baroness? Are you alright?
Sinclair: Fine. I’m fine.
Blood: Do you need a minute?
Sinclair lifted a hand, waving absently.
Blood: One of the Pillars of Violence, a two time X*Crown Champion, the God of XTREME!
Sinclair: Uh, no.
Blood: SPIKE KANE
Sinclair slumped in her char, rubbing the bridge of her nose with a loud sigh.
Sinclair: Who literally picked these people? Is the Usurper coming?
Torchwood: Is she?
Blood: I have also sent offers to the greatest independent talent in the world!JRok is sending a representative! This match will be huge!
Rude nodded in agreement, shuffling some papers.
Torchwood: And is there more?
Blood: Yes, at Battle of Britain every tag team in the W:UK will be in a tag team gauntlet match, the winner of which will face the W:UK Tag Team Champions at New Year’s Brawl!
Rude: Huge news. We don’t even know who will be the champions after Battle of Britain!
Torchwood: The Bastards will defend the tag team titles against either the Glucks or the Chosen! A tough order for certain!
Sinclair: The Chosen will rise.
Blood sniffed, and he leaned forward.
Blood: Also at Battle of Britain, we will crown a new number one contender who will face the W:UK Champion at Legacy on November 19th! The winner of Psychotic Goth vs. Jakie Wentzel!
Blood shuffled some papers, and gestured again.
Blood: Will face the winner of Donzig vs. Takaru Matsui.
Sinclair stared, sniffing.
Sinclair: Poor Takaru.
Blood: And that person will advance to face a competitor of my choice at Battle of Britain!
Torchwood: Those are some dream matches set for Boston.
Rude: Indeed. Join us next time for another Battle of Britain preview