Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2022 23:55:31 GMT -5
The scene cuts in on Julianna DiMaria who is looking quite pissed as she stands in front of a board. The board consists of images of targets with the faces of Eron Hunter, Wesley Crane, Kalmin Watts and Ronnie Long. As always, Julianna cuts right to the chase.
Julianna DiMaria: If you think I’ve calmed down and gotten over the BULL that happened to me the other week, you would be sorely mistaken. The fact of the matter is, I should’ve won that match but that FUCKING IDIOT Ronnie Long couldn’t keep his ego in his pants and had to attack Eron causing a disqualification that fucks ME over! What? Did you really think that the opportunity that was in front of me was going to make me feel any better? Because it DIDN’T! Ronnie Long is CERTAINLY on my list and I AM going to make him pay for what he did because what he did was a massive CRIME! Eron is a target of mine because DUH! Even HE would admit that he didn’t prove that he was the better wrestler that night… because he didn’t. Bullshiit shenanigans! Although, I WILL say that at the very least he has what TWO of my opponents don’t have and that’s INTEGRITY!
Yeah… being the last entry in the Battle of Britain… that is no small feat or anything… but I’m NOT letting that nonsense with the Commonwealth title go… so… as far as THIS match goes? Yeah, you’re getting me when I am SUPER fucking pissed off! Who do we start with?
Zolothach… I’m sorry… WHAT?
I’m wrestling against some wannabe that looks like they can be in a cheap, porn flick version of “THE RING”? Are you freaking kidding me? Who the hell are they? Why are they here? WHO CARES! They’re ultimately not relevant in the conversation. Next!
Let’s get onto the real targets here and I’m talking about Chris Gibson and Kalmin Howard… I mean… Kalmin Watts and Chris Caine… wait… Wesley Howard and Kalmin Crane… oh who gives a fuck about names… the fact of the matter is that based off of what I saw with the reactions, I feel like I am facing the EXACT same thing as my debut match: a couple of outdated, bullshit, misogynistic ASSHOLES that don’t know how to get the fuck out of 1992. I mean, what else is there to say about them really?
Wesley Crane thinks he’s a “high roller”, but the only thing that he’s rolling high on is my BOOT right up his ASS because really, he’s talking about making an alliance with someone? Really? Oh so you’re going to get Watts to team up with you huh? Yeah, let’s see how that one works out. Never mind the fact that you forget that a match like the Battle of Britain is literally every person for themselves. Do I even need to get into how this thing is going to turn out considering that every time something like this comes about, one person ALWAYS turns on the other? Of course, you WOULD go after the younger, greener talent in Kalmin Watts to align yourself with because DUH, he’s stupid, and gullible and will go with just about anything while I’m too smart for your bullshit.
I mean really, are you THAT fucking desperate? I guess that debut win wasn’t enough for you, huh? I mean, you’re a typical chauvinist pig banging three redheads and making innuendos about four ways… WOW… GOOD FOR YOU… not…
Typical pig…
As for YOU, Watts… you’re new to this game. But, as I covered with you, you truly ARE stupid… stupid enough to listen to the right people. Crane’s just using you, dumbass! A win over Fuck McLean or whatever the fuck his name is isn’t something to be happy about… you happy go lucky idiot! We’ll see how long that lasts you. And hey, we’ll see how long your sexist associate actually gives a fuck about you. I mean, I GUESS you TRIED to downplay the obvious… but let’s be real here. You’re from Oklahoma. A state like that is ALWAYS backwards and stuck in the ways of the old, am I right? “Women cannot wrestle men”... like… really… I’m getting SO sick of this ass backwards crap from BOYS like that… like Howard… like Gibson… you get the idea.
Being an associate of someone like that already puts you behind the eight ball against me but when you factor in the same old shit that I’ve heard a thousand times before from that piece of shit you want to associate yourself with, then at this point, you’re just asking for a death wish. I know they weren’t YOUR words and I know that you didn’t exactly ENDORSE said words, but you’re the one that I’m going to be competing against so yeah, YOU’RE the one that has to suffer for such BULLSHIT! Life isn’t fair, is it? Let me leave you all with a brief history lesson… especially YOU Watts… arguably one of the first ‘Battles of Britain’ was back in 1588… Spanish Armada… attacking Britain… Britain won… you realize the head of state was the original QUEEN Elizabeth, right? Yeah, a WOMAN won THAT Battle of Britain so why don’t you and your redneck, backwards ass pull your head out of your ass and learn to actually RESPECT the opposite gender, huh?
And that goes for every backwards fucking piece of SHIT that Wrestle: UK has on its roster that believes in gender seperation and has nothing good to say in a promo every time they face a woman inside of a wrestling ring other than ‘slut’, ‘whore’, ‘women can’t wrestle men’... no really, I am SICK of that GARBAGE… and I’m already SICK of my opponents long before I meet them in that ring.
Let this match be a lesson to EVERYONE… especially YOU Ronnie Long…
DON’T FUCK WITH ME!
Julianna storms off and the scene ends.
Julianna DiMaria: If you think I’ve calmed down and gotten over the BULL that happened to me the other week, you would be sorely mistaken. The fact of the matter is, I should’ve won that match but that FUCKING IDIOT Ronnie Long couldn’t keep his ego in his pants and had to attack Eron causing a disqualification that fucks ME over! What? Did you really think that the opportunity that was in front of me was going to make me feel any better? Because it DIDN’T! Ronnie Long is CERTAINLY on my list and I AM going to make him pay for what he did because what he did was a massive CRIME! Eron is a target of mine because DUH! Even HE would admit that he didn’t prove that he was the better wrestler that night… because he didn’t. Bullshiit shenanigans! Although, I WILL say that at the very least he has what TWO of my opponents don’t have and that’s INTEGRITY!
Yeah… being the last entry in the Battle of Britain… that is no small feat or anything… but I’m NOT letting that nonsense with the Commonwealth title go… so… as far as THIS match goes? Yeah, you’re getting me when I am SUPER fucking pissed off! Who do we start with?
Zolothach… I’m sorry… WHAT?
I’m wrestling against some wannabe that looks like they can be in a cheap, porn flick version of “THE RING”? Are you freaking kidding me? Who the hell are they? Why are they here? WHO CARES! They’re ultimately not relevant in the conversation. Next!
Let’s get onto the real targets here and I’m talking about Chris Gibson and Kalmin Howard… I mean… Kalmin Watts and Chris Caine… wait… Wesley Howard and Kalmin Crane… oh who gives a fuck about names… the fact of the matter is that based off of what I saw with the reactions, I feel like I am facing the EXACT same thing as my debut match: a couple of outdated, bullshit, misogynistic ASSHOLES that don’t know how to get the fuck out of 1992. I mean, what else is there to say about them really?
Wesley Crane thinks he’s a “high roller”, but the only thing that he’s rolling high on is my BOOT right up his ASS because really, he’s talking about making an alliance with someone? Really? Oh so you’re going to get Watts to team up with you huh? Yeah, let’s see how that one works out. Never mind the fact that you forget that a match like the Battle of Britain is literally every person for themselves. Do I even need to get into how this thing is going to turn out considering that every time something like this comes about, one person ALWAYS turns on the other? Of course, you WOULD go after the younger, greener talent in Kalmin Watts to align yourself with because DUH, he’s stupid, and gullible and will go with just about anything while I’m too smart for your bullshit.
I mean really, are you THAT fucking desperate? I guess that debut win wasn’t enough for you, huh? I mean, you’re a typical chauvinist pig banging three redheads and making innuendos about four ways… WOW… GOOD FOR YOU… not…
Typical pig…
As for YOU, Watts… you’re new to this game. But, as I covered with you, you truly ARE stupid… stupid enough to listen to the right people. Crane’s just using you, dumbass! A win over Fuck McLean or whatever the fuck his name is isn’t something to be happy about… you happy go lucky idiot! We’ll see how long that lasts you. And hey, we’ll see how long your sexist associate actually gives a fuck about you. I mean, I GUESS you TRIED to downplay the obvious… but let’s be real here. You’re from Oklahoma. A state like that is ALWAYS backwards and stuck in the ways of the old, am I right? “Women cannot wrestle men”... like… really… I’m getting SO sick of this ass backwards crap from BOYS like that… like Howard… like Gibson… you get the idea.
Being an associate of someone like that already puts you behind the eight ball against me but when you factor in the same old shit that I’ve heard a thousand times before from that piece of shit you want to associate yourself with, then at this point, you’re just asking for a death wish. I know they weren’t YOUR words and I know that you didn’t exactly ENDORSE said words, but you’re the one that I’m going to be competing against so yeah, YOU’RE the one that has to suffer for such BULLSHIT! Life isn’t fair, is it? Let me leave you all with a brief history lesson… especially YOU Watts… arguably one of the first ‘Battles of Britain’ was back in 1588… Spanish Armada… attacking Britain… Britain won… you realize the head of state was the original QUEEN Elizabeth, right? Yeah, a WOMAN won THAT Battle of Britain so why don’t you and your redneck, backwards ass pull your head out of your ass and learn to actually RESPECT the opposite gender, huh?
And that goes for every backwards fucking piece of SHIT that Wrestle: UK has on its roster that believes in gender seperation and has nothing good to say in a promo every time they face a woman inside of a wrestling ring other than ‘slut’, ‘whore’, ‘women can’t wrestle men’... no really, I am SICK of that GARBAGE… and I’m already SICK of my opponents long before I meet them in that ring.
Let this match be a lesson to EVERYONE… especially YOU Ronnie Long…
DON’T FUCK WITH ME!
Julianna storms off and the scene ends.