Wrestle: UK Legacy #8: Boston Beatdown
Oct 5, 2022 20:08:33 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer and "The High Roller" Wesley Crane like this
Post by Mr. Blood on Oct 5, 2022 20:08:33 GMT -5
The fans are on their feet as the pyros hit, and Legacy is under way. Those cheers turn to boos ‘Money’ hits as Mr. Blood steps from the back. He is followed by Armand Von Krauss and the clowns. The fans are clearly displeased as the four of them head for the ring, and Blood grabs a mic.
Blood: I can see you are all upset about what happened to your People’s Champ, Eddie D in Halifax! What happened was best for business, this I promise you..
The fans jeer, chanting for Eddie D! Blood frowns, shrugging before he continues.
Blood: And for that! For winning against an athlete, a wrestler, a former world champion the stature of Eddie D? At the Battle of Britain?
Blood pointed at Armand.
Blood: Armand Von Krauss will face the winner of number one contender’s matches here tonight! First will be Jakie Wentzel versus Psychotic Goth.
The crowd boos and then pops. And then the lights go down, jets of flame erupt along the ramp before billowing upwards as the lights return a sullen red.
‘See you soon’ blasts over the crowd’s sudden cheers, and Blood looks around panicked as Armand frowns.
Donzig stalks from the back, dragging a chair as he stares at the ring with an empty expression before he starts forward.
Blood: Donzig! Donzig! Wait!
Armand points, and the Twins leap from the ring to charge up the ramp. Donzig charges at them, chair swinging like a battle axe to crack across one’s head longways.
The chair jabs the second, and is bent in half across it’s back. Blood backs up and Armand tears off his jacket as Donzig climbs the stairs.
Donzig: I’ll deal with you in a minute, Blood.
He turns to Armand.
Donzig: Time to pay what you owe.
Armand: You’re mad! Diseased! Esmeralda wants to bring you to heel, but I think a mad dog should be put down!
Donzig: Don’t worry, I am sure she will change her mind when I send you back to her in pieces!
The two stalk forward, and Blood holds up his hands.
Blood: Enough! No one moves, I will suspend your ass Donzig! And I will make sure every other company on the Network honors it! Because if you beat Takaru Matsui! And if you beat Goth or Wentzel, you will face Armand at the Battle of Britain.
The fans go wild, and Donzig frowns before he shrugs.
Blood: Armand! If you interfere or lay your hands on Donzig tonight, there will be no title shot, understand?
Armand: I can wait to execute him till then!
At this point, the fans go wild as Havok’s music hits. And the Sons of Grimm lead the way for the W:UK heavyweight champion as he heads for the ring. He scowls at the clowns, climbing inside as he glances at Donzig and Armand.
Then turns to Blood.
Havok: I don’t care which psychopath you send my way! But the greatest W:UK champion needs to know who he is facing at the Battle of Britain! Because honestly no one in this company is good enough to even stand in the same ring as me!
The fans boo, and Armand frowns as Blood holds up a hand. Havok smirks, stepping closer.
Havok: I am surprised to even see you here without your wife’s hand up your ass.
Armand: Herr Havok, I would choose your next words very carefully.
The Sons of Grimm step forward, Havok laughs as Blood looks between the pair.
Donzig leans in the corner, and then ‘Take it easy, Chicken’ hits.
The Bastards Storm from the back, and head right for the ring getting in the faces of the Skulls of Grimm. Blood tries to get everyone apart, and then Fowler grabs a mic.
Fowler: Donzig’s right, Blood! We’ll deal with you later, but first things first! Eddie has something that belongs to me!
Havok: Didn’t I leave you for dead in Halifax?
The fans boo, and Fowler shoves forward through the Skulls as Blood holds up his hand. Then Havok leans in, smirking as he whispers. Blood smirks, nodding.
Blood: You know what Fowler? Havok has a great idea, and that is you can beat the Skulls of Grimm in a handicap match? You can get your shot at Battle of Britain.
The fans boo, and Fowler frowns.
Blood: But if you lose, or if I see any Bastards or hangers on out there? Back of the line!
Fowler smirks at the three, then glares at Havok and Blood.
Fowler: That’s fine with me, three less goons to deal with at Battle of Britain!
The Bastards high five and the Skulls frown, and Havok snorts. Blood looks around the ring, and shrugs at Armand.
Donzig: This is all very interesting, but you see Blood? You and I still have a problem. And if you think Sons of Anarchy Essex or the long running Yorkshire Sitcom here is going to make me forget about you and the Usurper’s bitch here? No, no, no.
Armand: I hope Takaru takes your head off! I am sure my wife will get over it!
Donzig: You talk a lot of shit for a guy who was cucked by Steve Mediocre.
Armand’s eyes widen and he turns pale as the Bastards lose it. The Skulls and Havok start laughing, and Blood tries to get in front of Armand as he glares at Donzig.
Blood: You think you can just say whatever you want don’t you!
Frank Windsor: It is kind of his thing, Blood.
Blood glares at him, and tugs at his tie.
Blood: No one asked you, Windsor.
Donzig stepped forward, and he jabbed an angry finger into Blood’s chest with a hiss.
Donzig: No one and I mean no one speaks to Frank Windsor like that unless it is me. You got it?
Blood sputters, staring down at that finger as Frank and Rob exchange confused looks. Fowler stares at Havok and the Skulls, and Armand? Armand tries to draw Blood back a step, the owner of the W:UK frowned as he shook his hand off.
Frank Windsor: Ah, okay, but Donzig is right! You better watch how you speak to the Bastards.
Blood: Who do you think you are? I run this place, and you’re just some glorified Yorkshire–
BAM! A boot snapped into Blood’s gut, and he went flying across the ring as Donzig hit the Event Horizon. Everyone in the arena was on their feet, and Armand stared down at the twitching Blood. Donzig leaned over him, cursing and ranting as Havok and the Skulls took a few steps back as the Bastards lost it.
Donzig slid to his feet, and he wiped a hand across his mouth before his head tilted as he looked at Armand.
Donzig: I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Armand: You can’t–
Donzig: He said you, he didn’t say him. And I did warn him.
Frank Windsor: He did warn him.
Havok: Shut up, Frank! If you Bastards would just accept–
Donzig sighed, staring at Havok with a faint frown. The Skulls stepped forward, and the Bastards took a step closer before Donzig held up a hand as he walked closer to Ricks before he lifted his mic.
Donzig: I wish you would, big man. I really wish you would.
Havok grabbed Ricks, shaking his head.
Havok: Enough! I am the W:UK champion, not any of the losers in this ring!
The Bastards looked at Armand who was trying to collect Blood, and he glared at Donzig.
Armand: I am going to finish what I started, tollwütiger Hund! If you win, you will be slitting your own throat!
Donzig smiled.
Donzig: Armand–
Rob Riot: See you!
Fowler: Soon!
The Bastards laughed, and Donzig turned to glare at them.
Frank Windsor: That was comedy gold, mate.
Donzig: I hate you.
Match: Wesley Crane vs. Juliana DiMaria vs. Kalmin Watts vs. Zolothach
Winner is the Last Person to Enter the Battle of Britain
Frank Salazar: The following match is a Fatal Four Way! The Winner will be the last person to enter the Battle of Britain!Winner is the Last Person to Enter the Battle of Britain
Tucker: It’s just Aztec Warfare.
Fulton: What is with you people! Mister Blood makes this match for the richest prizes in the W:UK, and you are just trashing him!
Torchwood: There aren’t even Aztecs in Britain! This–
Fulton: Listen we have all seen that episode of Dr. Who.
The fans cheer, as Frank continues.
Frank Salazar: Entering the ring first from Paris, Illinois! Weighing in at 165 pounds, she is Zolothatch!
The fans give a mixed reaction, after all Zolo was not a saint but the fans loved her. And she rolled inside the ring, coming up with a shrug as she paced back and forth before waiting in the corner with a faint smile as her head tilted.
Rubbing on that Italian leather
'Dem Konvict jeans on!
Ay yo Weezy! You Ready, yeah!
I get it in 'till sunrise
Doing ninety in a sixty five
Windows rolled down screaming ah!
Hey-ey-ey' I'm so paid
Number one hustla' gettin' money
Why do you wanna count my money
I'm a hustla' and I don't need them! One of them y'all see! I'm so paid….
The fans are on their feet, and though quite a few booed as ‘the High Roller’ Wesley Crane walked from the back as a shower of sparks and a few bursts of pyro hit. He pauses at the top of the ramp, smirking before he ran across the top of the ramp.
He made the finger guns, mockingly blasting at the fans before he pointed them at the ring. Then he walked forward, acting like he would high five the fans before he didn’t. He climbed the stairs, stepping between the ropes with a grin cast at Zolo.
Frank Salazar: Entering the ring at this time, he is the fighting pride of Las Vegas, Nevada! Weighing in at 223 pounds! This is the High Roller, this is WESLEY CRANE!
Crane grins at the fans, and then acts like he is rolling the dice with a laugh as he stares at Zolothatch. Her head tilts the other way, and she smiles slightly.
Torchwood: Right there is my pick to win this match, and the enter Battle of Britain, lads! Crane has been on a tear, and –
Tucker: I am writing this down, because you are going to change it.
Torchwood: I would never! Never!
Fulton: You should write down that you are a loser, Jeremy.
‘The University of Oklahoma Fight Song’ blasts across the arena, and the pyros whistle from the ceiling before more pop from along the stage as the newcomer Kalmin Watts stalks from the back. He throws both arms in the air, and the fans cheer wildly as ‘the Role Model’ Anthony Jordan steps out from behind him.
Frank Salazar: Making his way to the ring, accompanied by the Role Model Anthony Jordan! Weighing in at 260 pounds from Tulsa Oklahoma, KALMIN WATTS!
Watts high fives the fans as he heads for the ring, pausing at the bottom of the ramp. He rolls his shoulders, hopping from foot to foot before he throws up his arms again. Then he climbs the stairs, walking past Crane who offers him a hand.
Zolo tilts her head the other way, still smiling as she watches the two.
Torchwood: The biggest man in this match, the rookie Kalmin Watts is looking to make an immediate impact here in W:UK.
Fulton: Being under the tutelage of a mastermind and legend like Anthony Jordan likely makes that easier, and that is why my pick is Watts.
Tucker: Let me make a note.
Torchwood: Lad!
Far away, so far below
All the demons inside of me
I feel so chained up, so locked up
Kicked down and thrown around
I walked through oceans and mountains
Been buried underground
Never could be who I wanna be
The best version of myself, who I wanna be
All the darkness, still it's inside of me
This time, set me free…
The fans give another mixed pop, as Julianna DiMaria steps from the back. She frowns at the ring as strobes go off behind her, and a few lasers criss cross across the ramp before she ignores the fans as she heads for the ring.
Frank Salazar: And their opponent from San Francisco, California! Julianna DiMaria!
DiMaria is clearly agitated as she climbed the stairs, and she shoved past the referee to get in the face of Wesley Crane. Pointing a finger at him, as she went off before she delivered a hard slap across his face! The fans cheered, and Crane grabbed at his cheek with a laugh before Julianna walked over to glare at Watts.
Tucker: Crane deserved that! This is 2022!
Fulton: I remember when you were more fun.
DiMaria shakes her head at Watts, and then starts cursing out Anthony Jordan as he stands at ringside. Her eyes narrowed as she pointed at him, shaking her head as she cursed and swore. She kicks at the ropes, then stalks off before AJ shrugs at Watts.
Torchwood: Now that’s uncalled for, AJ comes from a different generation of wrestler!
Tucker: Ha! Donzig comes from that same generation!
Fulton: Donzig? That’s your defense? Donzig doesn’t have a problem?
The ref calls for the bell, and DiMaria charges across the ring to grab Crane. She shoved him into the corner, and started driving elbows into his head and face. Battering away at him as Watts blinked in surprise, before Zolothatch leapt at him!
The pair toppled, and Zolo was battering away at him with punch after punch as Watts covered up. The fans booed, and Zolo grabbed for his head to bounce it against the mat a few times before she leaned down to bite at his eyebrow!
Torchwood: Zolothatch is going for blood!
DiMaria meanwhile jerks Crane from the corner, and snaps him at the ropes! Crane reverses, and DiMaria crashes into the corner as the fans jeer. And then Crane charges in, and batters a Running European Uppercut into her. Then he darts back, hitting another as the fans boo.
Fulton: I guess Crane is already over her.
Tucker: Would you stop!
Zolothatch drags Watts to his feet, and she eyes him up before she bounces off the ropes. Clearly going for the Axe Kick, but Watts stepped forward and caught her leg before he sent Zolo crashing the matt with a cradle suplex! The fans cheered, and he shook his head as he flexed before he charged at Crane with a huge clothesline!
The fans ate it up, and then Watts spun to catch DiMaria before he hoisted her into the air for the Gorilla Press Slam! He lifted her up and down a few times, and then he dropped her to the mat with a wild grin!
Tucker: Display of power from Watts, these fans are on their feet!
Torchwood: Kalmin Watts imposing his will on the other competitors in this match with his power!
DiMaria grabs at her midsection, rolling across the ring as Watts paused to listen to AJ yelling from the outside. He gave a nod, and then he grabbed Crane to pull him towards the middle of the ring!
IDOLIZER!
Torchwood: Idolizer locked in! The fans are on their feet, and Crane is grabbing at the mat as he tries to get to the ropes!
Fulton: My pick is looking to put this one away already!
Tucker: Crane is just inches short of the ropes!
Zolothatch with a Running Thurst Kick to Watts’ chest! The fans boo as Watts crashes to the mat, and Zolo stares down at him before her head lifts to flash a ghastly smile at Anthony Jordan. She takes a few steps forward, and then is dropped by a Jawbreaker from DiMaria!
The fans give a mixed pop, and DiMaria rolled her over before going for the pin!
1…
Zolo kicks out!
Torchwood: DiMaria tried to sneak one in there, and I don’t blame her!
Tucker: This match is heating up, it is like a golden ticket to W:UK titles!
DiMaria is back on her feet, and rakes the hair back from her face before turning back to Zolothatch!
SUPERKICK!
DiMaria drops against the ropes, and Crane shrugs at the frowning Anthony Jordan before he turns his attention to rising Watts. He drops back, ducking down in the corner as he motions for him to rise.
Torchwood: Number Twenty in the Battle of Britain right there!
Fulton: And that is why he was my pick all along!
Tucker: What? No, it wasn’t!
IN THE FACE!
Watts is knocked through the ropes, and the fans boo as Crane smirks down at him with a leg laced through the ropes! Jordan checks on the rookie, shaking his head with a scowl at Crane who makes the guns before he turns back to the ring!
Zolothatch crashed into him, firing elbows into the back of his head before she dropped him with a high angle back drop! Crane was done, grabbing at his back as he crawled across the mat before she locked on the STARS ARE RIGHT!
Tucker: Zolothatch going for the submission!
Crane kicks at the mat, trying to break free as Zolo tightens the hold. And the fans are going wild, clearly not many High Roller fans in Boston! As he claws across the mat, fingers straining for the ropes as Zolothatch jerks on his neck.
Torchwood: Crane almost at the ropes!
Fulton: Hey, you wrote DiMaria was my pick, right?
Crane snags the ropes, and the ref calls for the break! The ref starts to count, and Zolothatch snarls at him. Snapping her jaws angrily as she hisses, and spits at him in a fury as he starts counting!
The hold is broken, and Crane rolls away coughing and gasping as he goes to the outside!
Tucker: Crane wise to make distance here!
Zolo smirks, fairly drooling with evil glee as she comes to her feet! And DiMaria is on her out of nowhere, battering away with punches and kicks before she throws her at the ropes! Crossbody!
The fans cheer for the Queen of Pain as she comes to her feet, and she looks around before hitting a standing moonsault! Her knees crashing down on Zolo!
Fulton: Yes! My pick is going for it! They will say the reign of DiMaria started in Boston, boys!
Tucker: Actually you said Watts, I have it written down!
Fulton: Oh, let me see that – [sound of papers being shuffled, and then a yell]
Tucker: My notes! You threw my damned notes!
Fulton: They slipped!
Torchwood: DiMaria with the cover!
1…
2…
Zolo kicks out!
Tucker: Zolothatch still in this!
DiMaria is on her feet, and she argues with the ref before she drags Zolothatch back to her feet, She delivers a few chops, and then whips her at the ropes before Zolo flares back to life!
Reverse!
Crossbody!
The fans are going wild, and DiMaria rolls to the outside on instinct.
Torchwood: Oh, I don’t like the look of this!
The three on the outside were looking at one another, and then DiMaria ran across the ring before coming off the ropes to dive to the outside! She crashed down on them, and all four of them were in a heap as Anthony Jordan looked on in dismay!
The fans were on their feet chanting ‘W:UK! W:UK! W:UK!’
Tucker: This is chaos here in Boston!
Torchwood: That is how high the stakes are in this match, lads!
Watts is back on his feet, shaking his head as he staggers against the barricade as AJ urges him onward. He grabs at Crane, kicking and stomping at him before he lifts him to his feet before he lifts him to drop him across the barricade!
The fans cheer, and Watts grabs him again with a shake of his head before he picks him up to hurl him into the ring!
Torchwood: Watts’ power is on display!
Fulton: Watts is on fire here in Boston!
Watts turned the crowd, lifting his arms before he flexed. He tore the straps down from his shoulders, and he grabbed Zolo to fling her inside as well. AJ yelled at him, but it was too late!
CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK FROM DIMARIA!
The fans booed, and Julianna DiMaria cracked the chair across his back and shoulders again before she turned her ire on the Role Model. The fans were booing as she stepped over the writhing Watts, and grabbed AJ’s jacket to drag him forward as he held up his hands.
Tucker: Anthony Jordan is not a competitor! Someone stop this!
Fulton: Go for it, man. Me and Sir Arthur have your back!
DiMaria pushes AJ, and she pulls the chair back over her head with ill intent as the fans boo and jeer. The sound echoing around the arena, and AJ holds up his hands as he tries to calm DiMaria down.
She shakes her head, and then someone reaches from the crowd to grab the chair! DiMaria jerks on it, frowning before she turns as the chair is ripped away and flung aside. Another woman stands on the other side of the barricade, and her eyes narrow before she shoves DiMaria!
Tucker: Who is that?
Torchwood: Oh, my god! It’s the Death Diviner, Miranda Esmy! She’s here!
DiMaria clearly doesn’t car who it is, and she shoves Miranda back before she starts throwing punches! The fans explode, and scatter as Miranda has had enough and starts firing back before she yanks DiMaria over the barricade into the fans!
Fulton: They are fighting in the crowd! I can’t believe what I am seeing!
The two women are fighting back and forth, as the fans are cheering around them. DiMaria and Miranda Esmy disappearing into the crowd in Boston as Anthony Jordan tries to get his boy back in the match.
Zolothatch is back up, and she crouches down with an odd twist or her limbs before she scurries forward. Crane rolled to his knees, and then flinched backwards in alarm as he shook his head pushing away from the leering Zolo.
Tucker: Crane looks like he has seen a ghost.
Torchwood: Maybe he has lad!
Zolo lunges at Crane, spearing him across the legs to send him dropping to the mat! The fans cheer, and Zolo laughs before she slithers up over him. Her hands grabbing his face, and she bites at him as he flails to get her away.
Torchwood: Crane is in trouble!
Fulton: At the next full moon he will turn into a Zolothatch!
Tucker: What!?
Zolo slid to her feet, planting a boot on his throat as she yanked on the ropes. Crane kicked and struggled, grabbing at the ropes as the ref tried to get Zolothatch away! His hands yanked at her leg, tugging on her ankle!
Then she was ripped away, being caught in a bridging suplex by Watts!
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
The fans gave a mixed pop, and Watts rolled to his feet before he ducked under her wild swings to fling her at the ropes!
SPINEBUSTER!
Torchwood: Watts a step slower, but he is still a force to be reckoned with!
Watts stomped on Zolo’s back a few times, then locked on the Idolizer! The fans were on their feet, and AJ slapped the mat as he urged his protege onward! Watts leaned back, tightening the hold as Zolo clawed at the mat.
Fulton: Watts has it locked on! But Zolo is not going to tap!
Crane came off the ropes, IN THE FACE to Watts! The place explodes in boos, and Watts crashing down! Watts pulls himself up the ropes, blood running from his nose as he stares at Crane.
Tucker: Watts is bleeding, but he is not backing down!
IN THE FACE!
Watts falls to the outside, and Crane smirks as he makes the dice rolling motion at Anthony Jordan before he turns to come face to face with Zolo!
BELLY TO BELLY!
Crane lands on his feet, and grabs Zolo as she turns to hit a German Suplex of his own! The fans boo, and Zolo sprawls before she slowly seems to crack and twist her limbs before rolling upwards with a slow twist of her back.
IN THE FACE!
Fulton: Oh, my god! He took her head off! Zolothatch is down!
Torchwood: Crane resurgent!
Crane makes the cover, rolling Zolo up as the fans are livid! The ref dives for the count, and the fans are not at all happy! They boo and jeer, stomping their feet as the ref’s hand rises and falls!
1…
2…
….
…..
THREE!
Tucker: Wesley Crane did it! The High Roller will be the last man in the Battle of Britain!
Torchwood: As I knew he would, lad! That is a champion right there!
Fulton: I don’t think we have seen the last of these four competitors!