J-ROK Presents: Big Egg Wrestling Universe 2022 (SHOW)

[Kira Izumi]

Match One: Special Trios Rules Match; 15 Minute Time Limit
Holy Angel Empire Vs. Queens of Chaos

This match would be a solid opener with both trios debuting tonight. All six women would show the fans what their made of, hitting numerous devastating trios and tag team moves throughout the entire match. The queens would be the main heels of the match, tripping their opponents and using distractions through out. Neither team could finish one another off though, constantly getting to the ropes or breaking up pins the entire time. by the end, it was 15 minutes of pure action that left the fans in the dome shocked in awe. Both teams really earned their respect tonight.

Fumio Daemura: "(This match has ended in a time limit draw.)"

Match Two: J-ROK Doom Metal Championship Match; J-ROK Singles Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit
El Rey Vs. El Combatiente(C.)

“HOOOOOOOOOOOOWL”

“All rise fore the king of all wolves now arrives.”

The voice of James Earl Mother Fucking Jones echos over the speakers. How did he get James Earl Jones to say that? It wasn’t a Cameo I’ll tell you that and it cost a pretty penny. Shortly after James Earl Jones speaks Big Sean’s “Wolves” begins to play. El Rey strolls onto the stage wearing the mask he stole off of the head of El Combatiente. He looks around soaking up there surroundings before ripping the mask off of his head and revealing his cocky smirk he inherited from his father. He strolls down the ramp ignoring the outstretched hands of the fans until he reaches the ring. At ringside he leaps up onto the apron and then over the ropes and spins around in the ring with his arms outstretched. He spins around a couple times and then moves to the corner waiting for the match to begin.

MUSHI: “(Do you think El Rey is excited to be here far away from Zoran?)”
Psycho KGB: “(He might be, but no where is far enough if Zoran is after you, and the Doom Metal Champion isn’t a chump by any means.)”

The opening of the TuPac’s “To Live and Die in LA” hits the pa system and El Combatiente follows his manager Javier onto the stage. They look around soaking up there surrounding until El Combatiente breaks into a full sprint for the ring and slides in. Javier slowly walks to ringside and takes his position at ringside as El Combatiente stretches in the ring preparing for his match to begin.

MUSHI: “(Has anyone been happier to be Doom Metal Champion than this man.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Quite simply, no, and it doesn’t make any sense.)”
MUSHI: “(He’s a proud Champion, there’s nothing wrong with that.)”

Match Two: J-ROK Doom Metal Championship Match; J-ROK Singles Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit
El Rey Vs. El Combatiente(C.)

The ref calls for the bell and El Rey smirks as he reaches out and offers a hand to his opponent El Combatiente. EC takes a long look at the hand of El Rey and then looks over at his manager Javier who is frantically shaking his head no. Then as sudden as a hiccup EC spins and kicks El Rey’s hand away. El Rey shakes his hand in pain and EC follows up quickly with a running jumping knee. El Rey is rocked back into the ropes and EC grabs him with an arm drag. El Rey stumbles back up to his feet and EC flips him with another arm drag. El Rey stumbles back up and falls back into the corner. El Rey begins to climb up the ropes to get away and tells the ref to keep him back, but EC runs around the ref, leaps up into the top rope, and grabs El Rey with another arm drag from the top rope!

MUSHI: “(Arm Drag City!)”
Psycho KGB: “(This has started fast and furious and El Rey looks to slow it down.)”
MUSHI: “(That’s interesting because you’d think the 20-year-old would be right at home in a fast pace.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Normally he would, but the veteran EC might be the king of speed.)”

El Rey is on the outside trying to catch his breath after the fast start. In the ring EC isn’t a ready to let up. He runs and climbs the ropes with ease and leaps off with a cross body attempt, but El Rey was ready and greets him with double knees to the midsection! El Rey quickly gets back to his feet and pulls the Doom Metal Champion up and rams him shoulder first into the ring post. He then picks him up and tosses him in the ring and follows him in with a pin attempt, but only gets a two count.

MUSHI: “(Way to early for that pin attempt.)”
Psycho KGB: “(It may be, but you never know when you’ll catch your opponent off guard.)”

El Rey is on fire! He nails EC with a jumping knee that stuns the champs. El Rey hits the ropes and bounces off with a running kick to the mask of EC that stumbles him back into the ropes. El Rey follows up and runs and leaps onto the shoulders of EC for a rana. El Rey snaps his body back, but EC catches him! He puts his legs around the arms of El Rey and hits El Rey’s move the Society Killer! EC holds the move and rolls it over to the pin. 1…2… What? EC let’s it go. He stands over his opponent and yells:

EC: No te mereces este cinturón.

MUSHI: “(My Spanish is rusty, but I think he said he doesn’t deserve this.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Does he still not understand he holds the belt of losers?)”
MUSHI: “(I guess not because he’s leaving.)”

EC walks out of the ring calmly and calls over to Javier who walks to him perplexed with the Doom Metal Championship in hand. EC takes the belt from his manager and begins to walk away. The ref confusingly makes the count as El Rey is on all fours in the ring shaming his head. The ref reaches the count and calls for the bell as El Rey struggles to his feet with the ropes.
Winner: El Rey
Still Doom Metal Champion: El Combatiente

MUSHI: “(That match was over as quick as it started.)”
Psycho KGB: “(One big mistake and that was it, but EC showed he does not respect El Rey and left. I’m sure this is far from over between these two.)”

Match Three: YTA Championship Match; Shinjuku Street Fight; 60 Minute Time Limit
Wolf Fang Ayame Vs. Florida Man(C.)

This match was fought throughout the Shinjuku district of Tokyo. Both wrestlers had some experience in these wild matches, but not even they could be prepared for the mayhem that would ensue from the YTA company. They pulled out all the stops to promote Shinjuku. The match itself was a chaotic brawl. Wolf would use her speed and agility to climb up a vending machine, she'd jump off and hit Florida with a heavens howl!

Florida Man would do florida man things. He'd spear her through a window before grabbing some beer bottles and smashing it across her head. She'd keep up the fight though, getting close to winning the belt a few times. Especially after hitting Florida Man with a motorcycle. Who knew wolfs could drive?

Florida would win the match after he'd trip on a lady bug. He'd stumble into a large pile of tires, that'd trip up Ayame and cause her to fall down. He'd bounce off the wall and would get in prime position for the cover.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match and still YTA Champion... FLorida Man!)"

Match Four: J-ROK Trios Titles Match; J-ROK Trios Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Miguel Diaz, & Donzig-Gun (Donzig & Luthor Carbrey) Vs. Heroes For Hire (C.)

This match would be chaotic and fast paced. with tons of cheating and tagging in and out. There was tons of breath taking trios moves from heroes for hire and the makeshift trio would find their footing towards the second half of the match. Getting in a grove and taking it to the heroes. Donzig would almost get the win for his team, but would be knocked out of the ring. Luckily for him Diaz would tag in. Diaz would try to get the win for his team, but it was Mark Storm hitting his heroes end to finish off the match.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match and STILL J-ROK Trios Champions... Heroes For Hire!)"

Match Five: Pit of Hell Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Kira Izumi Vs. Shun Watanabe

This was a bloody, violent and hot affair. The debuting Shun Watanabe would take on the boss in a special singles match specifically picked out by Izumi himself. This match was a test for Watanabe and what better person to go against. Shun would show the fans early on just how dangerous he is when it comes to the art of ultraviolence. Hitting a backslide off the top rope through a flaming table at one point in the match up. We'd also see Kira show the debuting Shun what the J-ROK style of ultraviolence is like. Hitting him with a flaming Itami no Izumi later on in the match. Both men would prove their worth, but it'd be Kira getting a hard fought victory over J-ROK's newest death match specialist. He'd win after hitting a Kira Driver '91 and rolling him into the bit of fire.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match is Kira Izumi!)"

After the match Izumi would offer a hand to the young man. After he'd earned his respect after the hard fought match. The fans would be impressed and cheer his name as well.

Match Six: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; Lumber Jack Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Jacob Striker Vs. Darlene Price(C.)

This match was as much about proving oneself as it was about the belt. Both competitors had a lot to prove in this match. Jacob was still trying to find his place on the roster and make some big moves in the company. This was his biggest chance at that yet. Dar has been on a tear for months and doesn't plan on letting that momentum slow down anytime soon. Both would really go all out in this match. With tons of strikes and holds. Lots of reversals and big moves too. We'd see Striker almost win the match after hitting Price with a calgary stampede through a door. Dar would manage to get some momentum going on in the end of the match though. Hitting Striker with a RU486 on him onto a pile of chairs.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match and STILL J-ROK New Wave Champion... Darlene Price!)"

Match Seven: Special Singles Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Nausicaa Suzuki Vs. Fukushima Zombie

This was a very special match between these two women. Both were SSS alumni and had been with the company longer than anyone else. They were the old guard in many senses and have tons of history with one another. We'd see that early on in this match with both women starting off hot. Going for some big moves early on. We'd see tons of reversals and counters from both. Neither one could easily get an advantage for the first half of the match; it was in a deadlock.

Zombie would start to gain some momentum in the match at one point, after hitting Suzuki with a super kick. Zombie would try working submissions on her, but Suzuki had counters to every one. Suzuki would get the offence going herself. It'd be too little too late though. She'd reverse a moonsault from Fukushima and get her with the Pandemonium. She'd go for the pin, but she'd be a second too late as the bell would ring at the two count. The match would end in a time limit draw.

Fumio Daemura: "(This match has ended in a time limit draw!)"

Match Eight: J-ROK Super Duos Championship Match; Stairway To Hell Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
E.V.E. (Darlene Price & BBW) Vs. Off The Wagon (C.)

This was a match against two of the hottest teams in the company. EVE have been on a tear all year long and Off The Wagon have been unstoppable since winning the tag team titles. Even beating Dylan Black and Zoran Sanovich in a match. Both teams would fight hard in the match. Using the barbedwire wrapped ladders to their advantage at every opportunity they'd get. BBW would be the big powerhouse of the match, at one time picking up Quake and throwing him into the crowd. Her and Quake would brawl outside for the rest of the match. Leaving for Randy and Dar to be inside. Randy would come close to keeping the belts quiet a few times throughout the rest of that match. Hitting his sloshy shuffle on her and getting a 2.99999. Dar would hit him with the RU486 though through the barbedwire ladder for the win and to make her a double champion. The first in company history.

Fumio Darmura: "(Your winners of this match and NEEEEEW J-ROK Super Duos Champions... Darlene Price and Big Bad Wolf... E.V.E.!)"

Match Ten: J-ROK Visual Kei Championship Match; Light Tubes & Landmines Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Momoko Honda Vs. Hayley Grimes(C.)

This was a match of the future of the company. Two stars that've been building and improving their skills for a while now. Both women would show just how good they are though. With tons of reversals and counters. Lots of strikes and slams would be seen throughout as well. We'd see some light tubes be used on both of them as well. We'd see Momoko hit a tsunami strike on Grimes into a pile of light tubes. She'd get a few near falls on Hayley, but Grimes would kick out. Grimes would eventually hit a crash bootycoot onto Honda, causing her to fall onto the landmines on the outside off the apron. After that, Grimes would pin her for the win.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match and STILL J-ROK Visual Kei Champion... Hayley Grimes!)"

Main Event: Lights Out Death Match; No Time Limit
Scott Fargo Vs. Dylan Black

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!)"

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Fumio Daemura: "(And is a LIGHTS OUT DEATHMATCH!)"

A single spotlight shines down on the stage as silhouetted figures make their way into the spotlight. The shot reveals Scott Fargo stepping into the spotlight with a towel draped over his head. Feedback echoes through the speakers. A fuzz-heavy guitar riff. Fargo begins bobbing to the music.

Fumio Daemura: "(Introducing first, from LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA! He stands at SIX FEET TWO INCHES TALL, and weighs in at TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS! Representing the ZAIBATSU DEATH SQUAD, he is "THE SHOOTER" SCOTT FAAAAAAAAAARGO!)"

THIS IS OUT OF OUR REACH

THIS IS OUT OF OUR REACH

THIS IS OUT OF OUR REACH

THIS IS OUT OF OUR REACH
AND IT'S GROWN

Fargo whips the towel off and holds it above his head as he begins marching toward the ring. He pays the many fans reaching out to him no mind as he walks. Fargo ascends the steps and skirts along the ring apron. He steps through the ropes and tosses the towel away, he unzips his jacket as he turns and faces the entranceway. Complete focus is etched on Scott Fargo's face as he waits for his opponent.

The heavy strums of a guitar play as the lights dim and swirl around the arena.

You say I need psychotherapy
Now you're making me mad
I say you quit trying to fix me
Or this is gonna get bad

All the spotlights convene on the stage where a figure rises from the stage. He slowly spins with his arm outstretched, the hand just slightly crackling with electricity.

If you want a battle, I'll give you a war
Think you control me, don't know what you're in for
Keep coming at me, keep coming, you'll see
Keep pushing, keep pushing, pushing on me

IF YOU WANT CRAAAAAAAAAAZY!
I'LL GIVE YOU PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dylan flips his hair back as the lights come up with the chorus. Pausing at the top of the stage to the boos from the crowd, he offers no more than a smirk before walking down the ramp, a few ballsy fans pelting him with some trash as he makes sure to savor every second of this. He gets to where the ramp meets the ringside area and pauses, bouncing on the balls of his feet before walking to the steps. He goes up to them and gets into the ring, standing in the center. Antonio Katō stands on the apron, microphone in hand as the music dies.

Antonio Katō: And now in the ring at this time... HE STANDS AT SIX-FEET-THREE-INCHES TALL, and weighed in tonight at a slim TWO-HUNDRED-AND-SEVEN-POUNDS, he is the SUPREME PILLAR OF VIOLENCE, the BOSTON CYBORG MANIAC, and you all know him as the GREATEST X*CROWN CHAMPION OF THE XHF NETWORK ERA! THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED XHF HARDCORE CHAMPION! THE DAAAAAAAAAEMON! OF MAAAAAAAYHEM! DYLAAAAAAAAAAAN! BLAAAAAAAAAACK!

Dylan raises his arm in the air, a fist in the pose of E.V.E. He turns to his corner, leaning into it while waiting for the match to start. Completely ignoring Scott Fargo across the ring from him. Completely in the zone.

DING DING DING!

The lights go down to a near-pitch black before Dylan and Fargo circle each other in the ring. Their eyes never moved from one another. Fargo raises his hand for a test of strength which Dylan goes in for, but Fargo kicks Dylan square in the nuts! He DDT's Dylan on the mat, before dropping a few stiff knees on the back of his head! Dylan tries to block the incoming strikes but Fargo is vicious, he's not letting any time limit stop him now. He rains down the punches on Dylan, who rolls out of the ring. Fargo follows him and grabs him by the hair, slamming him face-first into the ring post! The light structure attached to it shakes and Dylan slides down it, a small blood trail staining the post. Fargo runs at him to sandwich his head between his boot and the post but Dylan slumps out of the way and Fargo kicks the hell out of that post!

Holding his leg in pain, Fargo leans against the apron and massages whatever hurt most after that impact—giving Dylan ample time to grab Fargo by the back of the neck and slam him into the barricade! Fargo rolls over and Dylan drives a knee right into his face! A few punches rain down on the former Phoenix Champion and Dylan reaches under the ring, grabbing a kendo stick and wrapping it around Fargo's neck! He begins choking Fargo out, dragging him back from the barricade and up on the apron, lifting him off his feet to steal the air from his lungs. Fargo dangles and starts turning blue before he grabs Dylan's head and drives a thumb into his eye! Dylan drops him and Fargo holds the kendo stick, cracking Dylan across the ribs with it! Dylan drops and Fargo soccer kicks him in the ribs! Fargo then takes the kendo stick and jams it into Dylan's empty eye socket!

Dylan screams and tries to push the stick out of his eye but Fargo isn't budging, he pushes more on it! Dylan lashes out with a swift kick in the nuts, knocking Fargo back and giving him time to recover from that awful attack! Blood begins to drip from the socket and Dylan takes the kendo stick, breaking it over his knee and holding two broken sticks! He begins to go to town on Fargo like Daredevil with his billy clubs! Battering him all over the ring, he drives both sticks into the sides of Fargo's abdomen, making him keel over before Dylan runs the ropes! Facebreaker! Right across the metal knee of Dylan! Fargo bounces high in the air off of that and holds his face! Dylan rolls him over and begins to stomp on the back of his head repeatedly! Fargo pulls himself away from the onslaught, getting to a corner before Dylan runs at him with a cannonball! But Fargo jumps out of the way! Fargo moves and Dylan goes back first into the light tubes! Glass shatters and the area gets darker.

Fargo picks Dylan up and sends him headlong into the opposite corner! Dylan crashes into more light tubes and they turn red for just a second before going out. Only half the light remains and we can just barely see Dylan is a bloody mess. Fargo deadlifts Black off the ground and german suplexes him across the ring! Dylan flies in the air holding his back! Fargo stalks after Dylan, who crawls to the ropes and tries to pull himself to his feet. Fargo pulls Dylan back in an ankle lock and tries to break his ankle! Break his robot ankle... yeah this spot is getting old. Dylan kicks Fargo back and nails an enzugiri! Fargo stumbles and Dylan runs the ropes. LARIAAAT! Fargo blasts him to high heaven and Dylan is turned inside out after that! Dylan is huffing, puffing mess on the ground and Fargo cracks his neck. He picks Dylan up and Irish whips him into the ropes. EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Dylan is out on the floor and Fargo shakes his head at him.

He goes to slap on the HEEL HOOK but Dylan detaches his robot leg this time! Fargo now holding a dangerous weapon but Dylan hits a switch on his arm and it shocks Fargo! He drops Dylan's leg, and Dylan reattaches it. Fargo is stunned and Dylan rears back with an elbow to his face! He spins Fargo around and lifts Fargo on his shoulders! ONE WINGED ANGEL! RAGNARÖK! Dylan rolls Fargo over and bobs his head as the ref counts one, two, three!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match, the XHF Hardcore Champion! Dylan Black!)"

The lights come up and "Psycho Crazy" plays as Dylan stands up, holding his hand up high! He's handed the XHF Hardcore Championship as Darlene and Bigby join him in the ring. Each with their Super Duos title belt and Darlene held her New Wave Championship as well. The Era of Violence was just beginning.