Noel Edmonds [Crinkly Bottom Boys]
Oct 12, 2022 2:19:34 GMT -5
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BASIC INFORMATION
Ring Name: Noel Edmonds
Nickname(s): "Poisoned Bearded Dwarf", "Didn't that guy used to be famous?"
Billed From: Crinkly Bottom, Enland
Height: 5'6"
Weight: He refused to tell us
Age/D.O.B: 72
Picture Base/Appearance: Noel Edmonds
Manager (Please include picture base if applicable): Normally accompanied by Mr Blobby
RINGSIDE INFORMATION
Entrance Theme: "Noel Edmonds House Party Them"
Entrance Description (Optional):
The theme music to Noel Edmonds House Party plays. Noel comes out in a Dad shirt and trackie bottoms. He raises a hand to a non-existent pop from the crowd who say nothing. He raises his hands again to try and rally the crowd and the roof comes off the building! He smiles to himself until he realises that his heterosexual life partner, Mr Blobby has emerged and 'stolen' his pop. He looks back and shakes his head as he starts to jog like all white old guys jog as he heads down the aisle.
He rolls into the ring and, in one swift movement, he rips off his trackies and shirt to reveal a wrestling singlet patterned with the boxes from Deal or No Deal. The referee approaches him and, out of habit, he starts to explain he can't sign autographs because he couldn't fit a pen in the singlet. Performing the pre-match checks the camera perfectly captures the moment Noel realises that no one really knows who he is anymore. The checks complete, Noel sighs to himself and with a resigned look on his face gestures for the ref to hurry up and get this over with.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Disposition/Alignment: Heel (though he doesn't realise it)
Gimmick: Washed up, has-been, BBC presenter who was famous until people realised there were more than three channels on British television.
IN RING INFORMATION
Wrestling Style: Reluctant
In-Ring Achievements: Hasn't had a hip replacement, yet.
Finishers - Maximum of 2
Signature Moves - Maximum of 4
Any Other Common Moves
HANDLER INFORMATION
Name - What do we call you?: A nuisance
How would you prefer we contact you?: I'm on the Telephone Preference Service List so...you can't
How did you find us?: Averagely endowed
[/div]Ring Name: Noel Edmonds
Nickname(s): "Poisoned Bearded Dwarf", "Didn't that guy used to be famous?"
Billed From: Crinkly Bottom, Enland
Height: 5'6"
Weight: He refused to tell us
Age/D.O.B: 72
Picture Base/Appearance: Noel Edmonds
Manager (Please include picture base if applicable): Normally accompanied by Mr Blobby
RINGSIDE INFORMATION
Entrance Theme: "Noel Edmonds House Party Them"
Entrance Description (Optional):
The theme music to Noel Edmonds House Party plays. Noel comes out in a Dad shirt and trackie bottoms. He raises a hand to a non-existent pop from the crowd who say nothing. He raises his hands again to try and rally the crowd and the roof comes off the building! He smiles to himself until he realises that his heterosexual life partner, Mr Blobby has emerged and 'stolen' his pop. He looks back and shakes his head as he starts to jog like all white old guys jog as he heads down the aisle.
He rolls into the ring and, in one swift movement, he rips off his trackies and shirt to reveal a wrestling singlet patterned with the boxes from Deal or No Deal. The referee approaches him and, out of habit, he starts to explain he can't sign autographs because he couldn't fit a pen in the singlet. Performing the pre-match checks the camera perfectly captures the moment Noel realises that no one really knows who he is anymore. The checks complete, Noel sighs to himself and with a resigned look on his face gestures for the ref to hurry up and get this over with.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
Disposition/Alignment: Heel (though he doesn't realise it)
Gimmick: Washed up, has-been, BBC presenter who was famous until people realised there were more than three channels on British television.
IN RING INFORMATION
Wrestling Style: Reluctant
In-Ring Achievements: Hasn't had a hip replacement, yet.
Finishers - Maximum of 2
- It's my manor! (Goldust's Shattered Dreams)
- Your Natural Electro-Magnetic Field (The Iron Claw)
Signature Moves - Maximum of 4
- The Banker's Offer (Judas Effect)
- Swap Shop (A very sloppy Slingblade)
- Grab a Grand (Testicular Claw)
- The Big Pork Pie (Honma's Kokeshi Headbutt from the top rope)
Any Other Common Moves
- Headbutt
- Eye Gouge
- Back Rake
- Bitch Slap
- Sweet Shin Music
Name - What do we call you?: A nuisance
How would you prefer we contact you?: I'm on the Telephone Preference Service List so...you can't
How did you find us?: Averagely endowed
