This Press Conference Though.
Oct 16, 2022 11:13:38 GMT -5
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Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Oct 16, 2022 11:13:38 GMT -5
“What a fucking shit show.”
It’s been a little while since we saw Wesley Crane in his press conference. He is now sitting in his private jet. Henderson sits across from him. Wesley has an iPad sitting on the table. He has been watching the W:UK Press Conference. Wesley takes a sip from his whiskey on ice.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What. A Fucking. Shit Show. And they wonder why I won’t allow myself to be there. Like I said, I’m far too good for that shit fest.”
Henderson: “Sir, what do you have to say about some of the other competitors in the Battle of Britain match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Big Brain Wesley Crane doesn’t have much to say.”
Henderson: “You’re not really going to call yourself that, are you?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “That name was gifted to me by my new friend, Marty Donovan.”
Henderson: “What are you going to do if you and Marty are the last two wrestlers in the match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “We don’t talk about that.”
Henderson: “Why not?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Does a magician tell their secrets? No. And Big Brain Wesley Crane and the Hardkore World Champion Marty Donovan do not share their secrets. Just understand this, if something happens where Wesley Crane and Marty Donovan end up as the last two wrestlers in the match, then W:UK will get the classiest showdown this shithole company has ever seen.”
Henderson: “What do you think about Kalmin calling you the wish version of Marty?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fake news.”
Henderson: “What do you mean?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Marty and I have similar goals, but we are not even close to being the same person… but even if I were a wish version of Marty, which I’m not, I’d still be better than Kalmin fucking Watts.”
Henderson: “What do you think about his followers who are campaigning for him?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think they’re obnoxious. Have a little class, you inbred hicks.”
Henderson: “What do you think about Donz-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think he’s a nice guy.”
Henderson: “Did you see his press conference? He’s fired up and ready to explode.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He’s not in my match. He seems like a nice guy.”
Henderson: “What about the violenc-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He seems like a nice guy.”
Henderson: “There’s a lot of wrestlers that have not attended the press conference. What do you think about them?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think they’re losers. They’re losers in their personal lives and their losers in the ring.”
Henderson: “You didn’t attend the press conference.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I had my own “press conference,” Henderson.”
Henderson: “What do you think about this Bloodied Fox?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Dude needs a hug… and someone should take away his Dashboard Confessionals Album.”
Henderson: “Olympia?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Big Brain Wesley Crane would give her a night of fun, but that’s it. If she gets in my way, I’m going to show her how hard it is to be a woman in a man’s world.”
Henderson: “Lord Dominicus?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fuck that guy.”
Henderson: “That’s all you have to say about him?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What do you want me to say? He’s long winded. Ran his trap for too long and said a bunch of nothing. He might be a big deal in whatever hole it was that he crawled out from but he’s in W:UK now. He’s in my company and that means he’s just another loser, about to be humbled by Wesley Crane.”
Henderson: “Anyone else?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You tell me, you’re the one giving the impromptu interview.”
Henderson: “Touché”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hendo, I need you to do me a favor, send a dozen roses to Katie Moss.”
Henderson: “Okay, anything else sir?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “That’ll be all for now.”
It’s been a little while since we saw Wesley Crane in his press conference. He is now sitting in his private jet. Henderson sits across from him. Wesley has an iPad sitting on the table. He has been watching the W:UK Press Conference. Wesley takes a sip from his whiskey on ice.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What. A Fucking. Shit Show. And they wonder why I won’t allow myself to be there. Like I said, I’m far too good for that shit fest.”
Henderson: “Sir, what do you have to say about some of the other competitors in the Battle of Britain match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Big Brain Wesley Crane doesn’t have much to say.”
Henderson: “You’re not really going to call yourself that, are you?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “That name was gifted to me by my new friend, Marty Donovan.”
Henderson: “What are you going to do if you and Marty are the last two wrestlers in the match?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “We don’t talk about that.”
Henderson: “Why not?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Does a magician tell their secrets? No. And Big Brain Wesley Crane and the Hardkore World Champion Marty Donovan do not share their secrets. Just understand this, if something happens where Wesley Crane and Marty Donovan end up as the last two wrestlers in the match, then W:UK will get the classiest showdown this shithole company has ever seen.”
Henderson: “What do you think about Kalmin calling you the wish version of Marty?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fake news.”
Henderson: “What do you mean?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Marty and I have similar goals, but we are not even close to being the same person… but even if I were a wish version of Marty, which I’m not, I’d still be better than Kalmin fucking Watts.”
Henderson: “What do you think about his followers who are campaigning for him?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think they’re obnoxious. Have a little class, you inbred hicks.”
Henderson: “What do you think about Donz-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think he’s a nice guy.”
Henderson: “Did you see his press conference? He’s fired up and ready to explode.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He’s not in my match. He seems like a nice guy.”
Henderson: “What about the violenc-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He seems like a nice guy.”
Henderson: “There’s a lot of wrestlers that have not attended the press conference. What do you think about them?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I think they’re losers. They’re losers in their personal lives and their losers in the ring.”
Henderson: “You didn’t attend the press conference.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I had my own “press conference,” Henderson.”
Henderson: “What do you think about this Bloodied Fox?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Dude needs a hug… and someone should take away his Dashboard Confessionals Album.”
Henderson: “Olympia?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Big Brain Wesley Crane would give her a night of fun, but that’s it. If she gets in my way, I’m going to show her how hard it is to be a woman in a man’s world.”
Henderson: “Lord Dominicus?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fuck that guy.”
Henderson: “That’s all you have to say about him?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What do you want me to say? He’s long winded. Ran his trap for too long and said a bunch of nothing. He might be a big deal in whatever hole it was that he crawled out from but he’s in W:UK now. He’s in my company and that means he’s just another loser, about to be humbled by Wesley Crane.”
Henderson: “Anyone else?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You tell me, you’re the one giving the impromptu interview.”
Henderson: “Touché”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hendo, I need you to do me a favor, send a dozen roses to Katie Moss.”
Henderson: “Okay, anything else sir?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “That’ll be all for now.”
