Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 22:55:09 GMT -5
*"Hells Bells" hits the arena and the light go out. Red streams of lights hit the entranceway and out comes the mysterious. Everyone in the crowd suddenly goes silent because this guy has the expression of a killer. Even though he is wearing a mask. He enters the ring and stands right in the middle with his arms across his chest. Smoke shoots up from the turnbuckles and the red lights go on him as he takes his robe. He then goes to the corner with the eyes of the crowd on him and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Welcome to the XHFs 2nd Birthday!
King: Two years, amazing.
Ray: I agree with you King, and what way to start off the show!
Joey: Too bad Strangelove is his opponent.
*Depech Modes Strange love plays over the P.A. as pink lights flash all around. Dr. Strangelove slowly prances down toward the ring wearing his pink boa and pink tights while blowing kisses to the fans.*
Joey: I hate him.
King: Are you a homophobe?
Joey: Are you an idiot?
Ray and Cole: Yes.
Joey: Then theres your answer.
Dr. Strangelove vs. Hellfire X
*The ref signals for the bell and the start of the match. Both men begin to pace the ring around each other until Strangelove stops suddenly and blows a kiss to Hellfire X. Hellfire immediately reacts and knocks the good Dr. down with a stiff lariat. Hellfire X begins to stomp on the head of Strangelove un-relentlessly until the ref backs him up. The ref gets down and asks Strangelove if he is ok and Strangelove nods and gets back to his feet then grabs the buttocks of the ref as he does. The ref is very taken back by this and quickly steps away.*
Cole: Haha, thats great.
King: Of course Cole would like stuff like that.
Joey: Heh, you homophobe.
*Dr. Strangelove simply smiles and waves Hellfire in for a lockup. Strangelove is able to use the tie up and get behind Hellfire and then rubs his lower area into the back of Hellfire. Hellfire is again enraged by this and knocks Strangelove down. Strangelove gets right back to his feet after being knocked down and runs into Hellfire but is taken back down with a horrifying spine buster. Hellfire makes a cover for a two count. Hellfire X gets to his feet and lifts up Dr. Strangelove with him. Hellfire grabs Strangelove from behind and Strangelove counters with a mule kick to the lower extremities of Hellfire X.*
Cole: Dr. Strangelove is showing heart!
*Hellfire staggers back and the good Dr. Slowly turns around. Hellfire steps back holding his gonads when Dr. Strangelove steps back and strikes for the Loving Touch but Hellfire grabs the leg and pulls him in with a capture suplex. Hellfire X then gets to his feet and begins to laugh at Strangelove as he walks over to him. Hellfire X lifts Strangelove up and drops him down with Down to Hell. Hellfire X makes the cover and gets the three count.*
Winner: Hellfire X
King: And he lost.
Ray: Great display of strength by Hellfire X in his debut.
*The ring attendants can be seen making the final touches on the barbed wire to the ring.*
King: This should be good.
Ray: And hellacious.
*Marilyn Manson's "Kinderfield" hits the P.A. system as Demonseed makes his way down to the ring. He slides in and awaits his opponents.*
Cole: Nifty entrance.
*Imaginary hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
Ray: Apollyon has the skill to become a big star in the XHF.
Joey: Then you wake up and realize its APOLLYON.
*"Dead leaves and the dirty ground" by White Stripes hits on the PA system and the lights dim. Tommy Dreamer is shown at the entranceway holding a Singapore cane. He raises the cane and walks to the ring.*
Cole: Is this man an idiot?
King: No, hes funny, and funny equals ratings!
Barbwire Match
Demonseed vs. Apollyon vs. Tommy Dreamer
*All the wrestlers had carefully rolled under the ropes except for Tommy Dreamer, and while Apollyon and Demonseed stared each other down in the ring, Tommy had crawled under the ropes, and swung at Apollyon, but Apollyon took the shot, and turned around to Tommy. Tommy whacked him again, and downed Apollyon, screaming and running at Demonseed next with a tackle. Demonseed rolls through, coming back to one knee, with Tommy Dreamer behind him. Tommy turns around with a strong right forearm to Demonseed, followed by another.*
Cole: Demonseed has control of Dreamer.
*Apollyon then comes in, clotheslining both. Apollyon picks up Dreamer, and puts him in the sleeper hold. How ironic, isn't it? The Dreamer in a Sleeper. Hah, anyways. Dreamer is flailing his arms around, when all of a sudden Demonseed runs at Apollyon with a clothesline, but Apollyon, having noticed Demonseed coming, pushes Tommy into Demonseed, knocking them both down. Apollyon looked at the barbed wire rope and grinned with sadistic joy, as he picked up Demonseed with a chokehold.*
Ray: Uh oh, whats he going to do?
King: Something stupid, I guarantee it!
*He pulls Demonseed down for the Darkside Bomb, but Tommy Dreamer had already climbed the top rope, and as Apollyon pulled Demonseed up on to his shoulders, Tommy came and dropkicked Demonseed in his back, sending Apollyon tumbling backwards, and subsequently throwing Demonseed over the top rope, clear over the barbed wire.*
Cole: That was close!
*Tommy snaps his fingers in discontent, hoping for Demonseed to land right on the wire. He shrugs and picks up Apollyon, who breaks Tommy's hold, and pulls him in for a chokeslam. He picks up Tommy, but Tommy kicks Apollyon in the gut, and Apollyon drops him. Tommy goes behind Apollyon and pulls him back to the center of the ring with a German Suplex. He screams to the crowd, and picks up his Singapore Cane from earlier, whacking Apollyon in the torso a few times, and in the head twice. He screams, holding up the Cane, and the crowd marks out.*
Ray: The crowd loves it!
Joey: Theyre marking out.
King: Hey! Youre not to say words like that on T.V.
Joey: Were on Fox. This is a Fox Special.
King: True.
*However, at this time, Demonseed was sliding back into the ring, and jumping Tommy from behind, writhing the cane from his hands, and as he pulled it away, Tommy kicked him in the gut, downing him with a DDT, and put a arm over his chest, but only got a two count. Apollyon came back to his feet, and pulled up a recovering Tommy Dreamer, and Irish whipped him to the ropes. Tommy hit the ropes, and back flipped straight out the ring, rolling around on the floor in pain. Dreamer begins shouting outside the ring, until he finally stops, holding his back. Demonseed attacks Apollyon from behind, and they go blow for blow. Demonseed gets the upper hand, and goes for the Reverse Tombstone, but Apollyon reverses it, bringing Demonseed down into a Triangle Chokehold.*
King: Apollyon is going to win it with a submission of all things!
*Demonseed refused to tap out or grab the ropes, so the referee raised Demonseed's hand. One drop. Two drops... WACK!! WACK!!!!!!!!! THWWWACK! Those lovely chords of metal on skin are heard echoing through the entire arena, as Tommy Dreamer hits Apollyon right in the head while he's on the floor, with a steel chair, and then whacks Demonseed again, just to make sure he's out. he repeatedly keeps hitting Apollyon, in a fit of rage and anger, until Apollyon is out cold. He then slings an arm over Apollyon, but stops, pulling Demonseed up next to Apollyon. He then slings and arm over each man, and the referee counts out a three count, to end the match.*
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
Cole: Tommy Dreamer pulls out a win!
Joey: What a upset.
*Bodies by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the.................FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light fill the arena, at the top of the ramp The Sinned Warrior comes through the curtains, Winter Callous standing beside him, and Alexis Laree behind them. They hold their arms up and smile as they stand at the top of the stage, the crowd cheering to the entrance. They start walking down the ramp and slide in the ring, ascending a turnbuckle and begin taunting the crowd once more. He jumps down and walks to the other side of the ring where they start to stretch and warm up.*
Ray: Ive seen these guys wrestle before, theyre very good competitors for the Tag Team titles.
Cole: Well see after tonight.
*P.O.D's School Of Hardknocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quickly makes his way down the ramp.*
King: Whos his partner going to be?
*Gavin Green stands at the bottom of the ramp, XXX telling him to get into the ring, but Gavin stands there waiting for the arrival of his partner when...
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring, joining Gavin Green. Harry then goes right over the top rope, while Gavin slides under the bottom rope beside him. They go in and go to opposite corners, going to the top rope to raise his arms. When they do that they get a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. They jump down, standing side by side along the corner waiting for the match to get under way.*
Cole: Hardcore Harry!
Ray: XXX are going to have a lot in store for them now!
XXX w/Alexis Laree vs. Bad Company
*With the Harry chants still ringing through the arena, Gavin lets Harry start the match while the Sinned Warrior looks to be starting things off for XXX. Warrior comes moves in towards Harry and the two lock up in the middle of the ring. With Harrys size and power he is able to throw Warrior off of him, sending him to the mat in the corner. The fans erupt again, Harry turning to them and pumping them up as well as he fires his fist into the air! Warrior gets back up to his feet, looking out to the crowd before the two lock up once again, this time, Warrior first to come around to the back of Harry. Harry tries throwing some elbows back but Warrior moves out of the way, goes to the ground and takes him down with a leg sweep, the legs from Harry come right out from under him. Warrior gets right back to his feet and comes down with a senton splash but Harry gets the knees up. Warrior lays on the mat beside him, Harry getting to his feet, and Warrior, lunges right up, flipping forward to his feet. Warrior begins to throw some kicks towards Harry, but he leans back and gets the arm up blocking the blows. Harry sees an opening and goes in for a clothesline, but Warrior ducks under. Harry turns around and goes for a gorilla press but Warrior slides down, right into a sunset flip 1,2 Harry kicks out! Warrior and Harry are both quick to their feet, and the fans erupt with cheers for the quick opening of the match, leaving Warrior and Harry standing there, taking it all in.*
Ray: Though Harry is a big man, hes still as fast as a cat.
Joey: But as dumb as a ox.
King: BURN.
*After a ton of reversals to start the match, Harry and Warrior begin to circle the ring once again, and again they lock up. Warrior comes around with a rear wristlock and Harry tries the elbows again. One of them connects, sending Warrior staggering back. Harry comes charging in but Warrior drops the ground and Harry jumps over. Into the ropes comes Harry and a she comes back, Warrior lunges off the ground, into the air, connecting with a nicely skilled dropkick to Harry. Harrys knocked back into the ropes and charging comes Warrior but Harry ducks under and lifts him over the top and attempting to the outside but Warrior lands on the apron. Warrior drives driving the shoulder into the gut of Harry but Harry steps aside, and drops his elbow over the back of the head of Warrior. Warrior, hangs onto the ropes to stay on the apron as he jolts right up. Harry, grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him into the ring post, knocking him off the apron and to the outside!*
Cole: Harry is taking control of XXX!
*Alexis Laree jumps onto the apron and begins screaming at the official, getting his attention, and with that Winter Callous is able to enter the ring undetected. Callous comes up from behind Harry and takes him down with an inverted reverse DDT! Gavin Green tries entering the ring but Alexis jumps down and the referee catches Green attempting to enter. As the referee is holding back Green, Callous is putting the boots to Harry. The referee turns around just as Callous gets back to his corner and the Sinned Warrior goes to the top. Warrior perched on the top, waits for Harry to get up and when he does, comes off the top, does a 360 flip and looks to be going in for a landing but Harry catches him. Harry holds him up there for a moment before dropping him with a powerbomb!*
King: Great reversal!
Joey: Hardcore Harry has XXXs number here.
*Harry gets up and makes the tag into Gavin Green who catches Warrior getting to his feet with some loud knife-edge chops, forcing Warrior back into the corner. Warriors chest is completely red after the knife-edge chops delivered and Gavin Green whips him across into the far turnbuckle. Warrior hits the turnbuckle hard and staggers out when Gavin Green follows up with a powerslam into the cover 1,2, Warrior gets the shoulder up. Green gets to his feet, pulling Warrior up the hair. Green moves him over, making them a little more centered in the ring, and locks in an abdominal stretch. Warrior is reaching for the ropes but is to far. Callous is leaning over the ropes, reaching as far as he can to try and get a tag but its too far. Warrior cant seem to get out of the predicament as Alexis begins climbing the top! Harry tries shouting out to Gavin and warn him but its too late as she is already at the top and comes off with a missile dropkick! She quickly slides out of the ring as the referee comes from around the corner after checking to see if Warrior gives up to see what happened and has missed the entire thing! Alexis playing innocent on the outside but the job was done as the abdominal stretch is released.*
Cole: How could the referee not see that!?
King: KILL HIM!!
*Warrior goes in for a boot to the mid-section of Green but Green catches it only to have Warrior connect with an Enziguri! Green goes down and Warrior begins crawling from the middle of the ring, toward his corner. Warrior reaches out for the tag as Green begins to stir. The tag is made and in comes Callous. Callous drives across the ring, dropping the elbow on the back of the head of Green, stopping him from making the tag. Callous gets up, and begins to pull Green up by the hair, yelling over at Harry, taunting him over the tag not being made.*
Ray: Yeah, Winter Callous is a big man now that Green is down.
King: Duh, everybodys like that.
*Callous, leans Green up in the corner and delivers a stiff knife-edge chop. Callous follows it with another, as the chest of Green begins to turn red. Callous whips Green hard into the far turnbuckle and slides to the apron. As Green staggers out of the corner, Callous springboards into a hurricanrana but Gavin Green catches him. Green, holds him up and drops him down with a huge powerbomb! Gavin Green begins crawling over to his corner, looking for the tag to Hardcore Harry. Green is just about there when Callous grabs the foot of Green! Callous, keeps hold of the foot and pulls himself up, in the meantime, Green hopping on one foot, gets to his feet as well. Green continues to hop up and down on his one foot when Callous spins him around. Green does a 360 and Callous connects with a kick to the gut of Green. Callous, hooks the arms and drops Green with a Double Underhook Back Breaker!*
Joey: Ouch.
Cole: XXX is just decimating Gavin!
*Callous, stumbles back and is able to make a tag into the Sinned Warrior. Warrior enters the ring and kicks Green all the way to his feet as Green stumbles back into the ropes. Warrior, stands in the middle of the ring, taunting Green who charges towards him. Warrior sets him up for a backdrop and spins around, connecting with an Ominous Forward Flapjack! Warrior rolls him over into the cover 1...2..Green gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: They decimate Green, but he is still able to kick out!
*Alexis jumps onto the apron and begins to argue that it was a three. Meanwhile Warrior picks up Green and picks him up for a sidewalk slam. He holds him there as Callous enters the ring, and locks his arm around Green going for the reverse DDT. Together they connect with both and that brings in an angry Hardcore Harry!*
King: Harry smash!
*Harry enters the ring and Winter Callous immediately charges. Harry picks him up for a Gorilla Press but instead of slamming him back to the mat, he tosses him onto the Sinned Warrior! Together they hit the mat, Callous on top of the Sinned Warrior. Warrior shoves Callous off of him and gets to his feet, only to have the hands of Harry locked around his shoulders! Harry picks up Warrior and slams him down to the mat with a Running Choke Bomb! Callous onto his knees, climbing to his feet, but Harry catches him, picks him up and delivers a devastating inverted piledriver! XXX rolling to the outside to regroup as the referee has turns around and begins forcing Harry back to the corner. With the referee turned around, Alexis climbs into the ring, spins Harry around and slaps him right across the face!*
Cole: That was rather stupid.
Ray: Very.
*Harry stands there staring at Alexis and takes a step closer when the Sinned Warrior comes from behind and delivers a low blow to Harry! Winter Callous comes from the side and delivers a 180 diving famasser! With that, Harry rolls to his corner and Green lunges to his feet and takes down both members of XXX with a double clothesline! The Sinned Warrior rolls to his corner while Winter Callous and Gavin Green are left down on the mat beside one another. They both begin to climb to their feet at about the same time, and they in fact get there at the same time as well. Callous tries throwing a right hand but Green blocks it and fires back with one of his own. Callous begins staggering back as Green continues to fire rights in his direction. Callous is left up against the ropes and tries to fire back with a hard right of his own but Green ducks and Callous spins out to the other side of Green. Green kicks him hard in the gut, and turns him over for an Old School Expulsion!*
Joey: Going Old School man!
*Green rolls him over for the cover 1...2...the referee is pulled out of the ring by Alexis! The referee waves his arm about an points over to the entranceway as though he has tossed Alexis from ringside! The referee gets Alexis to the bottom of the ramp where she begins to refuse to leave. Meanwhile, Sinned Warrior comes into the ring with a steel chair! Gavin Green turns around and Warrior takes a swing at him but Green ducks the blow. As Warrior comes around he drops the chair and takes him down with a falling reverse DDT! Warrior slides the chair out of the ring and puts Callous on top of Green. As other referees have come out and forced Alexis to the back, the original referee slides back into the ring and makes the count. 1...2...Harry comes in with a kick to the back of Winter Callous to interrupt the count!*
Cole: Awesome back and forth action!
*Harry just wants into the match and the referee is having troubles getting him to the corner. Warrior slides that chair back into the ring and Callous picks it up. He climbs to his feet as Green is to his knees, pulling himself up as well. Harry is back in the corner and the referee is giving him a warning when Green lunges from his knees, and dropkicks the chair right back into the head of Winter Callous!*
King: Hardcore baby!
Joey: Now thats old school XHF.
*The chair seemingly explodes off the face of Callous, into the air and manages to move out of the ring on its own, as the referee turns around, done with Harry. Green is still hurting himself and is looking to make the tag. Harry leaning over and with his long reach is able to reach out and tag himself in for Green! Harry comes in and immediately goes to work on Callous. He picks him up and shoves him into the corner, where he proceeds to drive his shoulders into the gut of Callous and turns to connect with a hard clothesline to the Sinned Warrior, who tried to get a cheap shot in. Green is up and into the ring, picking up the Warrior and tossing him to the outside. They proceed to battle on the outside while Harry and Winter Callous are left alone in the ring.*
Ray: This fight is going everywhere!
*Harry picks up Winter Callous but Callous slides down his back, he hits the referee, knocking him down and out. Callous grabs the arm of Harry and takes him down with backslide into the cover, but there is no referee! It looks as though Callous may have gotten a two before Harry rolls over and breaks up the pin. Harry gets up and follows up with a boot to the gut, picks up Callous and drops him with the Hangmans DDT. Sinned Warrior is trying to slide in with the chair but Green grabs him and pulls him, the two continue to battle but the chair is left inside the ring. Harry goes for the cover 1...2...3....4...5...the referee is till down!*
Cole: He could have counted till five!
King: But you only need three to win
Cole: Shut up King.
*Harry gets up and goes over to check on the referee, meanwhile Alexis comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. She comes up behind Harry and connects with a low blow. She moves the chair over and delivers an Eternity Twist onto the chair!!! Harry, feeling the impact but jolts right up holding his head only to receive a boot from Callous. Callous hooks the arms and delivers a devastating Dark Needle! Alexis slides out of the ring, taking the chair with her as the referee slowly moves over. Callous, arm draped the referee begins to make the long count. 1....Green is trying to get into the ring but the Sinned Warrior has him by the foot...2....3!*
Winners: XXX
Cole: Because of Alexis Laree, XXX steals one!
*Warrior lets go of the foot of Green, and Green chases Callous out of the ring. Callous, Warrior and Alexis meet up at the bottom of the ramp and back their way up the ramp, Alexis smiling and laughing with her team all the way back.*
Ray: Even though they stole one, XXX put on an amazing debut.
King: Agreed.
*The screen goes fuzzy, and suddenly we see a face of a woman. In the background is Iceberg's music, Hero by Nickelback.*
Woman: Welcome XHF fans, I am Elena Dementieva. I am the manager of the worlds Next Big Phenomenon. . . Iceberg. He has arrived. XHF fans will never be the same again.
*Suddenly we see pictures of Iceberg with fans around the country and in the ring. The words of Elena Dementieva are shown on the screen. 'Iceberg has Arrived'. 'Over 6 foot, 350 pounds of pure muscle. Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and Girls ... Iceberg'. A picture of Iceberg has is shown on the screen. He is smiling. The screen goes fuzzy again. Before 'switching off' like a TV does.*
Joey: Ive heard about Iceberg, hes suppose to be really good.
Cole: Everybodys good if youre in the XHF!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes The Master of Puppets has returned! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trench coat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Joey: Master Of Puppets? Ha!
King: He beat Kanyon by a fluke, a fluke!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Nobody betta!
Ray: Death Trap was on Gastro.
King: FLUKE!
XHF Phoenix Championship
Kanyon vs. Death Trap
*The match starts out as the ref rings the bell. Both men begin to pace the ring and they go in for a lock up, but Kanyon pulls back. Kanyon holds up his hand then turns to the crowd and screams Who Betta then Kanyon! and the crowd replies with a strong course of Death Trap! Kanyon stomps his feet in protest and turns around to a huge right hand from DT. Kanyon staggers back into the corner and DT connects with another strong right. The ref warns DT about the closed fists and then DT proceeds to send several chops to the chest of Kanyon. DT then grabs the Phoenix Champion by the wrist and whips him hard across the ring. Kanyon staggers out of the corner and DT charges at him with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks and connects with a hangmans noose neck breaker. Kanyon quickly hooks the leg for a cover, but DT gets the shoulder up. DT gets to his feet as does Kanyon, but Kanyon quickly hits a low dropkick to the knees of DT taking him down again. Kanyon quickly moves on DT and locks him in a front face lock. Kanyon delivers knees to the chest and face of DT then drops DT down with a DDT. Kanyon again goes for the cover but he is to close to the ropes and DT grabs the bottom rope. Kanyon is very upset with the ref, but ignores it and kicks DT out of the ring. Death Trap pulls himself up on the ring apron after falling outside and Kanyon runs and slides at him with a baseball slide, but DT moves out of the way. Death Trap grabs Kanyon by the legs and pulls him outside of the ring. Kanyon lands face first on the mat and then pulls himself up to his hands and knees but DT quickly delivers a kick to the ribs.*
Ray: Nice series of moves by Death Trap.
Cole: I guess thats why they call him The Master Of Puppets.
*DT then drops and elbow across the back of the neck of Kanyon. DT then gets to his feet lifting Kanyon up as well. DT grabs Kanyon by the wrist and whips him towards the steal ring steps but Kanyon manages to reverse it and sends DT back first into the ring steps. The steps go flying and DT screams out in pain. Kanyon rolls in the ring and then back out to break the ten count. Kanyon lays the boots to DT as DT lays sitting upright against what use to be the ring steps. Kanyon then lifts DT up to his feet and hits him in the forehead with a closed fist then slides him into the ring. Kanyon slowly follows in after and hops over the top rope and steps on the face of DT. Kanyon then makes the cover but DT gets the shoulder up. Kanyon cant believe it and gets in the face of the ref. Kanyon backs the ref into the corner and yells in his face. Kanyon soon backs off then turns around to Death Trap who is now to his feet. Kanyon runs at his challenger but DT side steps him and hits a drop toehold. DT then grabs the legs of Kanyon and locks in a half crab, but Kanyon quickly breaks it. Kanyon gets to his knees facing away from DT as DT scrambles quickly to his feet and DT delivers a quick martial arts kick to the back of the neck of Kanyon. Kanyon screams out in pain and DT quickly runs at Kanyon and flips with a snapping neck breaker. Kanyon falls to his back and DT goes over and hooks the leg and gets a long two count. Death Trap gets to his feet and lifts Kanyon up as well. DT whips Kanyon into the ring ropes then lifts Kanyon up into the sitting position on the top ropes. DT then steps back and makes the belt signal around his waist signaling for the end. Death Trap runs and sets up for the Final Judgment on Kanyon, but Kanyon lifts him and drives him to the mat with a top rope power bomb.*
King: See, Ray, NOBODY IS BETTA THAN KANYON!!
Ray: Okay, jeez, he hasnt won yet.
*Both men are down on the mat. The ref begins to make the ten count on both men as neither men are moving. The ref reaches three and neither men are moving. The ref checks on both men to make sure they are ok then continues. The ref reaches the six count before a man moves. Kanyon is stirring slightly and he moves enough to drape the arm over the chest of DT. The ref dives down and makes the count but DT rolls the shoulder after two. Kanyon rolls back onto his back and lets out a deep sigh. The ref restarts the ten count on both men, but this time Kanyon is quickly moving around. Kanyon crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up as Death Trap is now moving as well. Death Trap pushes himself up and gets to his feet but he is noticeably dazed. Kanyon starts to walk towards Death Trap and DT runs at him. Death Trap swings with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks and DT stops. Kanyon waits and as soon as DT turns around his grabs him by the neck and takes him down with a Kanyon Cutter. Kanyon quickly makes the cover on DT and hooks the leg. Kanyon nods his head along with the refs count, but much to everyones surprise DT kicks out. Kanyon cannot believe it. Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and looks down at his opponent who still seems completely out of it. Kanyon then looks out at the crowd and calls for the Flatliner. Kanyon reaches down to lift Death Trap to his feet and Death Trap rolls him up. The ref quickly makes the count one, two, and three.*
Winner and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: Death Trap
King: Huh?
Cole: Death Trap wins his first piece of XHF gold!
Joey: My god, and he has been in the XHF for such a short time.
Ray: Hes talented. He proved how much he is in ECF, and he proved it tonight. Congrats to Death Trap and our new XHF Phoenix Champion.
King: That was a fluke!
*The guitars of Metallicas Turn The Page slowly enter, as the camera shows a man, walking out from behind the back, and in black.*
On a long and lonely highway east of Omaha
You can listen to the engine, moaning out as one long song
You can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before.
*The song gets hard and the man is shown to be Destruction, as more vocals poor down.*
And your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
When you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
You don't feel much like traveling', you just wish the trip was through.
*Destruction walking down the ramp and doing his entrance taunt, as the chorus comes in.*
But here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page.
*The verse after the chorus enters and clips of Destruction hitting his Eve Of Destruction and from other various shows, such as Slain vs. Destruction from the original Night Of Champions.*
You walk into a restaurant, strung out from the road
And you feel the eyes upon you, as you're shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode
Sometimes you can here 'em talk, other times you can't.
All the same 'ole clichs: is that a woman or a man?
And you always seem outnumbered; you dare not make a stand.
*The chorus happens once again, and Destruction holding the XHF title in the air after the Tower Match freezes, and fades right into hitting Slain across the face with a sledgehammer. Destruction taunting to the crowd with the RWF, and then the top rope Hangmans DDT from Hardcore Harry is shown.*
But here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page.
*The song gets slow and Destruction falling off the Hell In A Cell match against Millennium goes in a slow motion, which fades right to the Eve Of Destruction off the top rope through a table. Destruction then walking to the back at Retribution 2003 is shown, after losing to Mongo The Destroyer in a hellacious Tower Match.*
Out there in the spotlight, your a million miles away
Every ounce of energy, you try to give away
And the sweat pours from your body, like the music that you play
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed
Echoes of the amplifiers, ringing' in your head
As you smoke the days last cigarette, remembering what she said.
*Destruction posing in his first match against Skull Ganz is shown, and then Destructions match against Reeshi at Overheated 2002. Destruction knocking Rat Bastard down with a clothesline, then Destruction giving an Eve Of Destruction on Rage. The last chorus enters, with Destruction posing in the Greenhouse during his entrance at Night Of Champions II.*
But here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page.
*Destruction mocking his opponent fades to Rage getting hit across the head with a sledgehammer. The guitar riffs continue on with Destruction hitting the Countdown to Armageddon, then a running knee lift to Goldberg. Destruction is then shown holding the XHF Championship with blood covering his face, which fades to Destruction on the floor holding his face after losing a match. The clips slowly turn into Destruction hitting Eve Of Destructions on all of his opponents, and then giving a superplex to Mongo The Destroyer. The song slowly ends with Destruction on the second rope pointing around the arena, and then throwing his arms up in the air. Camera fades.*
Cole: Im so glad hes our co-commissioner.
*Screens turn cinematic and the Lights go out as loud gongs are played similar to church bells. A sudden bright red light is dimmed through out the arena as smoke erupts from the ramp way, Suddenly "Somewhere I Belong" from Linkin Park Plays quietly as Reak is shown emerging from the curtain with his black leather robe on. Out of nowhere loud flaming pyros shoot from the ceiling and from the ramp way as the bass begins to kick in. Mixed reactions ricochet through out the arena as Reak makes his way into the ring and does a taunt where he points his arms out in a straight line towards the crowd as flaming pyros explode from the turnbuckle.*
Joey: What is it, Reak or Drew Diamondz?
Cole: Reak.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, and unstraps the United States championship that is around his waist.*
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for his match to begin.*
Ray: Destruction has the talent, but I dont thing he has the number advantage.
XHF United States Championship Match
Reak vs. Destruction
*Reak opens with a right hand to the face. Destruction raises his hands to defend himself and Reak grabs a headlock, rolling him into the ropes. Forearm strike hits the chest of Destruction. Whip to the ropes. Jumping knee hits Destruction. Stiff kick to the spine by Reak. Destruction sweeps his opponents legs out. Elbow drop misses. They both stand off, drawing a pop from the crowd. Reak cuts off the pop with a spear takedown and proceeds to swing at Destructions head. The referee has to come in to pull him off. Reak gets in a quick kick as Destruction gets up and then whips him. The whip is reversed and Destruction hits an exploder suplex. Reak stays down, so Destruction moves in for the cover and gets two. Sleeper down on the mat from Destruction. He locks his legs around Reak and uses them to turn them both over. Once on top he switches to a camel clutch. He breaks his own hold by simply thumping Reak on the top of the head. He then bounces off of the ropes and buries a knee into Reaks head/shoulder. Another pin gets two. At this point Randy Orton runs down the ramp way, but slips up and lands on his ass. He looks around at everyone laughing at him and begins to cry. Destruction is leaning over the barrier mortified. Randy Orton puts his hands over his own eyes as he runs away, and Reak gets the schoolboy! Only gets two.*
Cole: Randy Orton really fucking rules!
King: That was possibly the most useless thing Ive ever seen.
*Destruction gets up and hits a clothesline. Reak is whipped to the ropes. He steps over Destruction on the return and bounces back into a back body drop. Reak gets up into a reverse facelock and Destruction lifts for the Countdown to Armageddon. Reak floats over and jerks Destructions head down to the mat with a vicious sitout reverse DDT. Destructions legs fly up from the impact and are held for a two count. Destruction gets up dazed and spins right into a Death Valley driver for the one, two, just kicked out. Reak looks frustrated, but then wastes no further time by traveling to the turnbuckle. He stands up on the middle turnbuckle, poses to the crowd and launches himself with an elbow drop that hits nothing but canvas. A DDT by Destruction buys him some time, as they both struggle to make it to their feet. Destruction swings a right hand. It is blocked. Reak swings back. Blocked again. Destruction hits a chop, sending Reak reeling. Destruction charges into a big boot.*
King: Haha, Reak got Destructions number!
Cole: Youre right King, we might have a new champion!
*Reak nails a huge leg drop and gets the cover for one. Destruction is lifted to feet and then onto Reaks shoulders for the Reaktion. Reaks head is grabbed and pulled down into a DDT, which is then rolled over into a standing front facelock. A vertical suplex lays Reak out. Destruction poses for the crowd signaling for the Eve of Destruction before lifting his opponent off the ground, only to be rolled into a small package for one, two, no! They both get up and Reak swings for a clothesline, but misses and is hit with a blue thunder bomb for one, two, three!*
Winner and still XHF United States Champion: Destruction
Cole: Destruction wins it!
Joey: Thats odd.
Ray: What?
Joey: Both his matches, where he won the title, and now, have been really short.
*"Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica hits over the sound system as the crowd erupts in boos. Suddenly the curtain goes flying open and the XHF Executive Enforcer, Martyr, steps out onto the stage using crutches to an immense amount of heat. Martyr stops at the top of the stage with a microphone in hand as the music cuts and he begins.*
Martyr: "Tonight, oh tonight is a historic night for the XHF. But before we go any further... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE XTREMEM HARDCORE FEDERATION!"
*A pop goes to this as Martyr pauses for a second before continuing with his speech.*
Martyr: "Tonight isn't just a big night for the XHF though... its also a big night for yours truly. Last Friday, Independence Day, I was sitting at home, enjoying some BBQ, watching some fireworks, and most importantly watching the re-birth of the Revolution."
*Instantly HUGE boos go out at the mentioning of the RWF and what happened on Gastro.*
Martyr: "Oh yes, it was a sight to behold, but for Martyr... it meant DEVISTATION! You see, my two best friends in this company, Mongo and Rat Bastard, have once again become enemies, tearing Mongo Corp. apart and leaving ME stuck in the middle. I have a choice: I can go with Mongo and be closer to the top in Mongo Corp... or I can go with Rat, back to my roots in the federation that started me... the RWF."
*Once again, more heat at the mentioning of the RWF.*
Martyr: "So, as you can see I'm sort of between a rock and a hard place. Over the past few days both Mongo and Rat Bastard have contacted me and have offered me some pretty sweet things... but I said SCREW IT ALLL CAUSE I'M NOT IN THIS FOR THE PERKS, I'M IN IT FOR MYSELF! So... with that said, before this show is over I WILL announce my alignment in the XHF. Mongo Corp... or RWF... who knows, I havent even decided. Now hit my damn music!"
*"Don't Tread On Me" blasts over the arena's sound system as Martyr slowly makes his way off stage using his crutches while favoring his right leg that is wrapped in what looks like a splint.*
King: I wish you a speedy recovery Martyr.
Cole: Who will Martyr join!?
*The lights in the arena dim, the camera moves to the XtremeTron, which shows a helicopter flying over a busy city. The helicopter continues to fly over the landscape, and the video slowly begins to speed up, until finally...the video moves so fast that all that can be seen is a blur of light...and throughout the arena, the words " ...Is cookin' " are heard, and "Hollywood" hits the speakers as The People's Champion...the great one, The Rock struts out from behind the curtains, with his protg, Alyssa Sanders. The Rock looks over the crowd as his manager walks in front of him, after Alyssa climbs into the ring, The Rock makes his way up the steps and goes to the top rope and raises his right arm to the fans, in his signature manner. He descends from the top rope and goes into the ring and paces around, asking for a microphone, he finally gets his microphone and addresses the crowd.*
The Rock: Finally...The Rock...has come back to...
*The Rock looks around the arena, confused.*
The Rock: Look...The Rock thought you guys said you would give The Rock a cue-card...hell, The Rock has no damn idea where he is...all he knows is that there are some DAMN ugly women...where are we, Russia?! Girls are all hairy and disgusting...
*The crowd boos at The Rock.*
The Rock: The Rock has said it once, he's said it a million times...The Rock doesn't care if you boo him, hell...The Rock doesn't care if you cheer him. Let The Rock tell the story though...The Rock was in the back with Alyssa watching this Birthday show...and The Rock thought to himself "Let The Rock give XHF a birthday!"...and then The Rock realized that there is nobody in the back that is even ON PAR with the great one...not one person can take The Rock...but that's normal...not many people can go ONE...ON...ONE...
*The crowd finishes the phrase "WITH THE GREAT ONE"*
The Rock: Whoa! This isn't sing-a-long with The Rock, The Rock understood that you wanted to boo him, so shut your damn mouths, The Rock isn't finished!
*The crowd goes on a tirade of boos again*
The Rock: Anyway, The Rock wants some jabroni from the back...any of them, The Rock wants them to come out right now...and The Rock wants this jabroni to explain WHY nobody will face the great one...The Rock doesn't got all day, hell...we got a show to run! The Rock demands an answer though dammit...nobody will go one-on-one with The Great One...
*All of a sudden, a man is seen swinging from a tight rope, and swings into the ring and knocks The Rock out of the ring with a dropkick! The man jumps off the rope, to reveal Chris Williams! He smiles and grins, and then runs out of the ring an to the back, leaving The Rock in shock!*
King: Chris Williams!?
Ray: The original idiot is back!
*The lights go out and a green searchlight comes across the sage and XtremeTron as the voice of Linkin Park can be heard in the background and the beginning of Faint by Linkin Park can be heard.*
"I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I cant help the fact that everybody can see these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here cause you want what I've got"
*As the chorus begins Decoy steps out onto the stage to the support of the cheering fans. He runs towards the ring and jumps onto the apron before stepping into the ring and raising his arms to the fans.*
King: No Ray, thats the original idiot.
Cole: Hes not an idiot, hes just been hit in the head too much.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Silverchair's "Black Tangled Heart" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels through the curtain. He is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pennant. He continues to the ring as the announcer speaks his name..."The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent.*
Joey: Christopher Daniels is something a champion should be, hes cocky and he can back it up in the ring.
*The beginning guitar riffs of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the XtremeTron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the XtremeTron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the XtremeTron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
Cole: Venom is all that too.
Joey: Yeah, but Venom is too into the people, and I dont like that.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire and his XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for the match to begin.*
King: You da man Charlie!
Ray: Im not going to deny it, Charlie Velez has been a great Junior Heavyweight Champion so far.
Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels vs. Venom vs. "The Future" Charlie Velez vs. Decoy
*Charlie begins to point at his Junior Heavyweight championship talking trash to Venom and Decoy, until the referee asks him to take off his championship. Charlie unstraps the belt around his waist and gives it to the referee, as Annette is handed the belt and walks out of the ring. All four men stand in a corner and staring at each other, until Charlie Velez and Venom walk up to each other and start a shoving contest. Venom is the first to attack, knocking Charlie down with a forearm shot. Christopher Daniels attacks Venom from behind, but Decoy is there to stop the attack. Charlie and Venom take their fight to the outside, as Decoy sends Christopher Daniels in a corner and delivers a kick to the stomach. Christopher Daniels bends over, as Decoy grabs him in a front facelock and sets him up for a suplex. Decoy holds Christopher Daniels up in the air for a while so the blood with go to his head, but then slams him head first into the mat with a brainbuster! Christopher Daniels sits up almost dazed, until Decoy pushes him to his back and makes the cover. Christopher Daniels kicks out before the count of three, as Decoy begin to pound him. On the outside Charlie Velez and Venom continue to trade lefts and rights, until Venom knees Charlie in the stomach. He grabs Charlie and then throws him shoulder first into the ring steps! Charlie hits the steps hard and screams in pain, as Venom taunts to the crowd. They cheer for him, and Venom runs to Charlie, then delivers a dropkick to his face, knocking off the ring steps! Charlie holds his head, as Venom walks up to the apron. Decoy sees this and begins to lift up Christopher Daniels, and then goes behind him and lifts him up to his shoulders. Venom begins to look around to hype up the crowd, and then springboards off the third rope and leaps off, and hits a hurricanrana onto Christopher Daniels off the shoulders of Decoy!*
Cole: Phenomenal!
Ray: Absolutely amazing!
*Once Venom hits the mat he covers Christopher Daniels, but before the count of three Charlie Velez slides into the ring and breaks up the cover! Decoy is there to get Charlie off of Venom, as he kicks him in his chest. Charlie holds his chest, while Decoy grabs his wrist and begins to throw him into the ropes. Charlie doesnt go all the way to the ropes though, as he twists himself around and pulls Decoy to him, and then picks him up and slams him into the mat with a powerslam! Charlie hooks the leg of Decoy, but Decoy is able to kick out. Charlie climbs up to his feet, but once he turns to Venom, Venom knocks him down with a standing enziguri! Charlie falls face first to the mat dazed, as Christopher Daniels runs and clotheslines Venom out of the ring. Christopher Daniels waits for Venom to get to his feet, so he can run to the ropes opposite where Venom is, and then leaps over the ropes knocking Venom down with a Plancha! Christopher Daniels begins to pound on Venom, as Decoy slowly climbs up to his feet and goes through the middle rope, walking on the apron. Decoy is behind Christopher Daniels and taunts for him to turn around. Christopher Daniels gets up to his feet and turns around, right into a huge clothesline by Decoy! Decoy stands up and hype up the crowd, as Charlie Velez slowly climbs up to his feet and faces Decoy. Charlie grabs the top rope and springboards off it, twisting onto the second rope. Decoy turns around, as Charlie Velez bounces off the second rope and twists in midair and connects with The Unforgiven onto the padding! Charlie stands up and screams at the crowd, as they surprisingly cheer for him. He just ignores them and lifts Decoy up and rolls him into the ring. Charlie makes the cover, but Venom pulls Charlie out of the ring before the count of three! Charlie stands up to his feet and faces Venom, right into a straight kick to the face! Venom slides into the ring, and Decoy slowly climbs up to his feet. Decoy is all the way up to his feet, when Venom comes from behind and gets a schoolboy in! Decoy kicks out before the count of three, and turns to Venom who shrugs his shoulders telling him everyman for himself!*
King: Venoms right Cole, everyman for himself!
*Decoy shakes his head and extends his hand for a handshake and Venom goes for it, but Decoy just clotheslines him down! Decoy stomps on Venom, while Venom is climbing up to his feet. Venom gets a kick in the stomach of Decoy, bending him over. Venom chops Decoy in the chest to stand him up straight, and then jumps for a spinning wheel kick. Decoy ducks the kick so Venom tries to get him for a leg sweep, but Decoy jumps up and extends his legs, hitting a leg drop into the back of Venoms neck! Decoy then turns Venom to his back and covers him, but Venom kicks out. Christopher Daniels crawls into the ring behind Decoy, as Decoy taunts for Venom to get up. Christopher Daniels runs and lifts a knee, driving it into the lower back of Decoy, as Decoy falls to his knees holding his back. Christopher Daniels grabs Decoy in a full nelson, and lifts him up and slams him face first into the mat with the Judgment Call! Decoy lies motionless on the mat, as Christopher Daniels turns him over and hooks the leg. 1-2-kick out by Decoy! Christopher Daniels sits up in shocked, as Charlie Velez finally gets into the ring and begins to stomp on Decoy, and then lifts him up to his feet. Charlie Velez and Christopher Daniels whip him into the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but Decoy ducks and bounces off the ropes. This time Christopher Daniels and Charlie Velez go for a double back body drop, but when they lift Decoy up he flips onto his feet! They turn around and Decoy is once again running to the ropes and going for a double clothesline, but Grace Personified catch him and then slam him into the mat with The Unwritten Law!*
King: UNWRITTEN LAW!!
Cole: That was unbelievable!
*Charlie Velez makes the cover on Decoy, but Venom is there to break it up before the count of three! Christopher Daniels attacks Venom from behind, and picks him up and lifts him up to his shoulders. Christopher Daniels then spins Venom causing Venom to land on his feet and goes for The Last Rites, but Venom turns around and hits a northern lights suplex on Christopher Daniels! Venom bridges the pin, but Christopher Daniels kicks out! Venom climbs up to his feet, right into a kick in the gut by Charlie Velez. Venom is bent over and Charlie sets him up for the Xtermination, but before he can do anything Venom lifts him twists him, slamming him into the mat with a powerbomb! Venom falls to the mat tired after using all his strength, as Decoy is finally climbing up to his feet and sees this, and tells the crowd that he is going to do something. He walks to Charlie, but sees Christopher Daniels is climbing up to his feet. Decoy taunts for Christopher Daniels to turn around, and when Daniels does Decoy hits the In The Way! Decoy covers Christopher Daniels, but Charlie Velez is there to break up the cover! Venom finally gets up and runs to Charlie Velez going for a hurricanrana, but Charlie Velez holds him and throws him out of the ring! Charlie begins to shout at Venom from the outside, which allows Venom to come from behind and grab the arms of Charlie! Decoy twists Charlie around going for The Wall, but Charlie able to get his arms free and pick him up for a backdrop, but pushes him back down for the X-Drop! Charlie quickly hooks the leg, and eliminates Decoy!*
Eliminated: Decoy
Cole: This is just like Decimation King!
King: We can only hope the result is the same, Charlie Velez is such a great Junior Heavyweight Champion.
Ray: I hate to agree with you there King, but Charlie Velez is a great Junior Heavyweight Champion.
*Decoy rolls out of the ring after being eliminated, as Christopher Daniels climbs up to his feet. Charlie looks at Christopher Daniels with smirk on his face, as he waits for him to turn around. Christopher Daniels finally turns around and is picked up in a powerslam, but then swung around and slammed into the mat with The Real Deal! Charlie Velez hooks the leg of his partner, but Christopher Daniels kicks out! Charlie Velez pounds his hand against the mat, and then lifts Christopher Daniels to his feet. Charlie chops him in the chest and then whips him into the ropes, and misses a clothesline. Christopher Daniels runs to the ropes and when Charlie turns around Daniels knocks him down with a Heavens Gate! Before Christopher Daniels could make the cover though, Venom springboards off the top rope and dropkicks Christopher Daniels down! Venom doesnt make the cover, instead he stomps on Christopher Daniels, and then goes to work on Charlie Velez. Venom lifts up Charlie and kicks him in the stomach, and then grabs him in a front facelock. Venom points to the sky and runs to the second rope and springboards off, and swings around hitting a springboard tornado DDT on Charlie! Charlie lies on the mat motionless and Venom covers him, but before the count of three Annette pulls the referee out of the ring! Annette and the referee argue, but she then suddenly slaps him across the face!*
Ray: What a bitch.
King: Hey! Thats not nice.
*The referee falls down holding his face, as Venom is irate in the ring. He gets out of the ring and begins to argue with Annette, but she just runs away! Venom chases Annette around the ring, and then she slides and in and he chases after her, but once he stands up Charlie Velez knocks him down with a superkick! Charlie falls on top of Venom and makes the cover, but the referee is climbing up from the outside! Charlie stands up and begins to scream at the referee, as Christopher Daniels stands up behind Charlie Velez. Christopher Daniels turns him around and begins to send forearm shots into the face of Charlie Velez, and then whips him into the ropes, and when Charlie bounces back Daniels knocks him down with a dropkick! Christopher Daniels taunts to the crowd for the Last Word, and begins to lift Charlie Velez up to his feet! He crosses Charlies arms in the front and begins to lift Charlie up for the move, but he then suddenly puts Charlie down!*
Ray: What the?
Joey: He could have finished Charlie right there, why didnt he do it?
*Charlie turns around with shock on his face, as Christopher Daniels tells him that theyre going to work together! Charlie grins and shakes his head, but then moves out of the way as Venom dropkicks Christopher Daniels out of the ring! Charlie gets up and goes to kick Venom in the stomach, but Venom catches his foot and spins him around, and kicks him in the stomach and sets him between his legs. Venom taunts to the crowd and lifts Charlie up for the Casualty To Society! He goes to step over, but pulls himself up and begins to send punches into the face of Venom. Venom doesnt release the hold though and tries to step over, but Charlie just wont go down! Venom finally releases Charlie and Charlie climbs up to his feet and goes for a clothesline, but Venom ducks and crosses both of the arms of Charlie and then deliveries a X-Plex! The referee is finally up and crawls into the ring and starts the count, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: The Future Charlie Velez
King: NOOOOO!!!
Cole: We will officially have a new Junior Heavyweight Champion!
*Charlie Velez rolls out of the ring in pure shock, as Annette is there to hold him up. Charlie falls to his knees and looks down, and all of a sudden begins to cry! Annette is there to console him, as the arena begins to laugh at him.*
Ray: Haha, what a baby!
King: Hes not a baby. Hes just very emotional.
*Venom stands up and begins to laugh at Charlie, until Christopher Daniels runs from behind and forearms Venom in the back. Christopher Daniels grabs Venom in a waistlock and leans back going for a German suplex, but Venom flips over landing on his feet! Christopher Daniels gets up and turns around and Venom goes for a dropkick, but Daniels just pushes him out of the way. Venom climbs up to his feet and Christopher Daniels goes for some type of kick, but Venom ducks as Christopher Daniels lands on his feet. Venom goes for a kick to the gut on Daniels, but Daniels grabs his foot and flips Venom, causing him to land on his feet. Once Venoms feet hits the mat Venom charges for a clothesline, but Christopher Daniels ducks and turns Venom around, sending a boot straight into the gut. Venom bends over and Christopher Daniels picks him up in a suplex position, but then slams him down with the Saving Grace! Christopher Daniels makes sure to make the cover quickly, but Venom gets a shoulder up before three. Daniels gets to his feet and grabs the hair of Venom, and begins sending fists into his face. Christopher Daniels lifts Venom up to his feet and chops him into the nearest corner, and then picks him up and sets him on the turnbuckle. Christopher Daniels turns back first to Venom, and lifts him up for the Fall From Grace. Before Christopher Daniels could walk to the center of the ring though, Venom gets out of the move and send fists into the head of The Fallen Angel. Venom grabs him in a reverse facelock and swings around going for a reverse tornado DDT, but Christopher Daniels places Venom on his feet and twists himself hitting a northern lights suplex! The referee starts the count, but with great strength Christopher Daniels flips over back to his feet and sends Venom for another northern lights suplex, but this time he releases him causing him to crash into the corner!*
Cole: That was perfect.
King: I told you Cole, Christopher Daniels isnt a joke, hes The Fallen Angel!
*Christopher Daniels drags Venom away from the corner and makes the cover, but Venom kicks out! Christopher Daniels sits up with disappointment in his face, and then stands up to his feet. Christopher Daniels drags Venom into the center of the ring, and then mocks the crowd. Charlie Velez and Annette are finally walking up the ramp, as Christopher Daniels runs to the second rope and bounce up to the third and goes for a moonsault, but Venom moves out of the way at the last second! Christopher Daniels climbs up to his feet holding his stomach, as Venom climbs up and lifts Daniels for a bodyslam, but lands Daniels on his feet and hits the Grande Finale V1! Charlie sees this on the XtremeTron and turns around and begins to run to the ring! He doesnt head for the ring, instead he goes to the timekeepers table and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship! The timekeeper begins to argue with Charlie, but he just knocks him out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship! He then gets into the ring and taunts for Venom to turn around, but the referee is there to stop Charlie! Charlie looks at the referee, and then knocks out the referee with a title shot to the head!*
Joey: Charlie is getting his revenge after losing his title!
*Charlie Velez taunts for Venom to get up, as he and Christopher Daniels begins to climb to their feet. Venom finally gets up and Charlie charges towards him to hit him across the head with the title, but Venom ducks and Charlie strikes Daniels with a shot to the head! Charlie looks shocked at what he just did, and then turns around right into a straight kick by Venom! Charlie rolls out of the ring as Venom then covers Christopher Daniels! A referee runs down the ramp and begins to make the count, 1-2-Christopher Daniels gets a shoulder up!*
Cole: Christopher Daniels is still alive!
King: This is awesome Cole.
*Venom sits up and pounds his fist against the mat, and then climbs up to his feet. Christopher Daniels is still dazed by the title shot across the head, but is slowly climbing up to his feet. Venom runs to the ropes and springboards off the second and flips over and catches Daniels in position for the Grand Finale V2! Venom goes to slam Christopher Daniels down, but Daniels flips over backwards landing on his feet and hits a modified version of The Last Rites! Christopher Daniels makes the cover, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Venom
Winner and the new XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion: The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
Cole: The Fallen Angel is the new champion!
King: Yes, the Prophecy still holds the gold!
*Christopher Daniels sits up and holds his arms in the air, as Charlie Velez slides into the ring staring at his partner. Christopher Daniels turns to him and stands up. The two stare at each other, as Charlie is still holding the Junior Heavyweight Championship in his hand. Venom slowly climbs up to his feet, and Charlie hits him in the back of the head with the title! Christopher Daniels smiles as Charlie places the title onto his shoulder and then grabs his wrist and holds it up in the air, as the camera shows Annette cheering on the two. Charlie helps his partner out of the ring and to the back.*
Cole: There he is, our new Junior Heavyweight champion.
Ray: Tonight has been awesome.
Joey: I agree with you there.
King: Me too.
*The arena lights go out and the fans begin to stir in anticipation of what is to come. Suddenly... BOOM! Huge flaming pyros shoot out of the stage, shocking the fans as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the arenas sound system. The fans instantly rise to their feet in boos as the curtain flips open and the XHF's Executive Enforcer, Martyr, steps out onto the stage using his crutches. Martyr slowly makes his way down the ramp until he reaches the ring where the ring crew assists him inside. Martyr is then handed a microphone as he stands up using his crutches and the music cuts. The fans continue to boo, but Martyr ignores it and speaks over the distractions.*
Martyr: "Well folks, looks like its time! Rat, Mongo... get your asses out here cause I've made up my mind!"
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the "bird" lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters "XHF" fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with "XHF" is projected onto the ring mat. The letters "H" and "F" are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an "X". As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large "X" above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring. Mongos music fades as he takes a microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak.*
Mongo: "Come on Martyr, I'm out here now you can say it, you're Mongo Corp. No need to wait on that loser, Rat."
*Martyr chuckles a bit and shakes his head as Mongo continues.*
Mongo: "Oh come on Martyr, I need you to be my Lieutenant-"
*Suddenly, Mongo is cut off as the starting guitar riffs from Staind's "Price To Play" hits the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, yelling at fans before entering the ring a quite literally grabbing the microphone out of Mongo's hands. Mongo looks furious at this as Rat's music dies down and he begins to speak.*
Rat: "Martyr, my good man... don't listen to this fat fool. He only wants to use you. Remember the good times you had with the Revolution? Well come back, lets have some more. Remember who got you started in this business... it was the RWF. Don't listen to this fat fuck up, we can RULE THE WORLD..."
*Instantly, Mongo gets furious and steps up into the face of Rat Bastard. The crowd begins to cheer, expecting an explosion as the two exchange some choice words, until Martyr intervenes.*
Martyr: "Hey, hey now! You guys break this shit up right now, save it for the Complex!"
*Rat and Mongo stair each other down for several seconds before they finally decide to take Martyr's advice and they back down off of each other.*
Martyr: "Now, this is why this is so hard for me. You two will always be at odds and I will always have to choose between the two biggest people in this business. You two can try and bribe me all you want, but the fact remains that I am my own man..."
*Suddenly, Martyr drops one of his crutches and grabs with both hands on the other, swinging it and gutting Mongo in the stomach! The fans seem shocked as Mongo doubles over and Martyr swings the crutch once again smashing it over the back of the XHF owner! Mongo hits the mat in pain as Rat stands with wide eyes for several seconds before jumping up and down in joy at the fact that Martyr chose the RWF and laid out Mongo in the process! The fans boo loudly as Martyr drops the broken crutch and picks up the other one, looking like he is going to balance himself again, but suddenly Martyr turns around and smashes the second crutch over Rat Bastard's head! The crutch shatters as Rat is dazed for a second before falling to the mat in pain! The fans look stunned as Martyr rips off his leg splint and grabs a microphone.*
Martyr: "YES, THATS RIGHT, I AM MY OWN MAN! RAT... MONGO... YOU TWO MOTHER FUCKERS HAVE BEEN USING ME... HOLDING ME DOWN, AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT. MONGO, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LITTLE BUSINESS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! RAT, YOU CAN DO THE SAME WITH THE RWF CAUSE I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH SHIT FROM EITHER OF YOU ANYMORE!!! YOU TWO ASSHOLES DON'T..."
*The crowd joins in on Martyr's famous catchphrase.*
Martyr: "TREAD... ON... ME!!!"
*"Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the sound system as the crowd is shocked. Martyr walks out of the ring on his own free will looking aggressive as he heads up the ramp and out the arena.*
Cole: Martyr stands alone!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of the great Metallica themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Motherfuckers got in my head,
Tried To Make Me Someone Else Instead..
(Chorus)..It's My World Now,..
It's MY World Now,..
It's My World NOW,..
..IT'S MY WORLDDD!!.."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Metallica's brand spanking' new St. Anger album tune "My World" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
King: Oh, new badass Rage.
Joey: Every Rage sucks.
Cole: You might think he sucks, but he has been very successful these two years in the XHF.
*A guitar is heard throughout the arena as the lights dim and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Everything Sucks" by Dope hits the PA and Storm's hired muscle, Big Bill makes his way out from behind the curtain and stops, standing there with his arms crossed. Lance Storm soon emerges from behind the curtain wearing the X*Crown championship anywhere the belts will go and holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm and Big Bill make their way down the ramp, Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms holding the titles up in the air as Big Bill stands at ringside without taking his eyes off of his client. Storm then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
Cole: Lance Storm should be proud that he won the X*Crown, but hes only been complaining.
King: Id be complaining too if somebody took one of my championships!
*The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the ceiling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and yawns as he waves for the bell to be rung.*
Joey: And this is the icing on the cake.
X*Crown Championship
Special Referee: "Primetime" Chris Sanders
Rage vs. Lance Storm
*Rage ducks underneath Storm's clothesline, and kicks Storm in the gut, pulling him into a front facelock, but Lance Storm, still fresh in the match, reverses it into a Release Northen lights Suplex, which Rage quickly recovers from. Rage takes down Lance Storm with a brawler style tackle, landing hard right blows to his head, as Lance bounces on the mat sporadically. Rage then comes to his feet, and begins stomping on Lance, until Lance pulls himself out the ring.*
Joey: Good strategy by Lance.
Ray: Cowardly if you ask me.
*The crowd begins to cheer wildly, as Lance begins cursing at Rage while Rage beckons for him to get back into the ring. Lance slides in, but Rage stomps at the spot, and this continues to happen until Sanders steps in, backing Rage away from the ropes. Rage begins to argue with Sanders, until he notices Lance going for a Superkick, and ducks left, only to turn around and pull Lance Storm in for a Spinebuster. He picks up Lance and Irish Whips him to the ropes. When Lance comes back, Rage picks him up into the air, and slams him flat down in a Baldo-Bomb type maneuver, going for the pin cover after.*
Cole: This could do it!
*Lance kicks out a two, and Sanders begins chuckling at Rage. Rage gives Sanders the finger, and then kicks Sanders in the gut, going for the Fist of Rage, until Lance takes out Rage's right leg from behind. He decides to attempt and capitalize on this, by whipping Rage over into a Half Boston Crab, but Rage reverses, pushing Lance Storm out the ring. Rage slides out the ring this time, while Sanders begins to count the ten count. 1... Rage picks up Lance Storm and throws him into the steel chairs. 2... Rage chops Lance in his chest... 3... Lance stops Rage, and begins to fight back, kicking Rage in his left leg with a stiff sidekick... 4.... Lance throws Rage into the barricade, and then slides into the ring breaking up the ten count.*
Joey: Another good strategy by Lance.
Ray: This time Ill have to agree with you.
*Lance slides back out, and Sanders gets out the ring behind him. Lance goes to land hard stiff punches to Rage's head, but Sanders gets in between the two, and tells Lance to get back into the ring, along with Rage. The two reluctantly abide by Sanders, and slides back into the ring. Lance quickly downs Rage with a dropkick as Rage comes to his feet. Lance then pins Rage, but Sanders only gets out a one count, as Lance looks frustrated as hell. He pulls Rage up from the mat, and then downs him with a DDT. He then climbs to the top rope, and signals for the top rope spinning heel kick, as Rage stumbles to his feet. He pushes off the turnbuckle, but Rage catches him, landing the Fist of Rage with a violent slam to the mat. He goes for the pin, but Sanders only counts out a two count, before Lance Storm gets his foot on the ropes.*
King: Ha, eat that Rage!
*Frustrated as hell, Rage picks up Lance, setting him up for a second Fist of Rage, but Lance reverses, hooking his legs around Rage's neck and whipping him down to the floor with a hurricanrana. He then drops an elbow on Rage, before coming back to his feet. He beckons for Rage to get up, and Rage does so almost immediately, only to get nailed with a very loud Reality Check. Lance goes for the pin, and picks up the three count.*
Winner and still X*Crown Champion: Lance Storm
Cole: Lance Storm retains his title!
Joey: Because he had a great strategy going into this match.
*Lance holds up all four of his titles, until he looks back at Chris Sanders, who's holding the Ultimate Title. Lance Storm walks over to Sanders non-chalantly, and extends a hand in sort of an act of gratitude. Sanders accepts the hand and shakes it, hitting the mat two seconds later from a second Reality Check. Lance Storm snatches his belt back, and then heads back up the ramp, with Big Bill at his side.*
King: Lance Storm got his title back!
*The Annihilation Complex is slowly lowered from the ceiling, places on the cells around the XtremeTron and one around the ring. Some workers come and help construct the title tunnel, connecting the two.*
Cole: That is scary.
Ray: Yes, but it must be solved tonight.
Joey: What? Who can kill each other the most?
King: No you idiot, whos the best in the company right now.
*"Everybody Out Of The Water" by The Wallflowers hits over the arena sound system as white lights begin to flash with the music. Suddenly, the curtain flips open and Joey Ryan steps out on the stage to a pop from the crowd. Joey shakes himself off on the stage for a bit before he raises his arms into the air, getting a response from the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp and through the tunnel, and walks around the ring. Joey slides into the ring, and quickly stands up and raises his arms once more, getting another pop out of the crowd as his music fades.*
Cole: Can Joey Ryan pick up a win?
*Born Of a Broken Man by Rage Against The Machine plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gravedigger then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Ray: Im going with this man, Gravedigger.
King: That makes you an idiot.
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of "Fear" by Disturbed once again hits the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and are followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans.*
Joey: Im going with Reeshi, I mean hes held the XHF title longer than anybody and will do anything to win it back.
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
Cole: Mongo wants it more though, so Im going with him.
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hit the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it gazing out evilly into the crowd. Bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, yelling at fans.*
Cole: Ugh, I hate Rat Bastard.
Ray: Me too.
*The arena becomes silent as the Foo Fighter's "My Hero" starts up with a slow drumbeat. White pyros slowly shoot from the stage and get a bit bigger as the guitar hits, then fill the stage as the bass comes in. The pyro sparks fill the stage blackening out what is behind them until they suddenly die and Scorpion is revealed with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder. Scorpion stands there for a moment taking in the cheers from the crowd before slowly making his way down the ramp. Scorpion reaches the end of the ramp and climbs onto the ring apron via the steps and stops once again on the ring apron as the crowd chants his name. Scorpion then steps in the ring and paces hoists the title above his head as the song ends.*
King: Im pulling for Scorpion, because I want to rain on all yours parade! Haha!
Annihilation Complex Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Rat Bastard vs. Joey Ryan vs. Mongo The Destroyer vs. Scorpion vs. Reeshi vs. Gravedigger
*Scorpion hands the referee his XHF title as the bell sounds, and once it does Rat Bastard and Mongo run to each other and trade blows. Mongo and Rat continue to fight, as Joey Ryan attacks Reeshi. Ryan sends Reeshi into the corner while Gravedigger and Scorpion square off, and Ryan kicks Reeshi in the stomach. He grabs his wrist and goes to throw him into the opposite corner, but Reeshi holds onto the ropes and pulls Joey Ryan back to him and lifts him up onto his shoulders and back body drops him over the ropes! Reeshi then goes to follow, as Gravedigger is sending chops into the chest of Scorpion. Gravedigger whips Scorpion to the ropes and misses a superkick, which allows Scorpion to bounce off the ropes and knock Gravedigger down with a flying forearm! Scorpion mounds Gravedigger and begins to pound on him, as Mongo is sending his shoulder into the stomach of Rat in the corner. Mongo stops and looks at the crowd, and then grabs Rat by the hair and walks with him into the center of the ring. Mongo then lifts Rat over his head for a press slam, but then runs forward and throws Rat out of the ring, crashing into the cell! Rat Bastard falls to the padding holding his back, and Mongo goes out of the ring to finish him off.*
Cole: Mongo wants to kill Rat.
King: I would to, but too bad I love the new Rat Bastard. RWF FOR LIFE!
Cole: What the hell are you talking about?
King: Cole, as much as I love Mongo, I love Rat Bastard a bit more, so Im joining in the Revolution.
Joey: You fucking traitor.
King: Screw you.
Ray: Come down, we have a XHF Title match going on!
*Reeshi pushes Joey Ryans back against the cell, and begins to send punches into his stomach. Joey Ryan is in pain, and Reeshi grabs him by his head and neck. He looks around the arena and laughs and goes to send Joey Ryans head into the cell, but Joey Ryan gets a foot up to stop him! Reeshi is in shock, while Reeshi grabs the head of Reeshi and sends it face first into the cell! Joey Ryan begins to smudge his face against the cell, busting Reeshi open! Inside the ring Gravedigger and Scorpion are still going at it, with Gravedigger kicking Scorpion in the stomach. Scorpion is bent over holding his stomach, as Gravedigger runs to the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Gravedigger makes the cover, but Scorpion gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Gravedigger grabs the head of Scorpion and slams it against the mat, but then lifts him up to his feet. Gravedigger sets Scorpion up for the Sky High, but Joey Ryan slides into the ring and then runs and knocks Gravedigger out of the ring with a clothesline! Joey Ryan then follows, while Mongo is continuing the assault on Rat Bastard. Rat is on his knees dazed and confused, and Mongo grabs him by his throat! Mongo lifts Rat up to his feet and taunts for the chokeslam, but Rat gets a cheap kick in the nuts! Mongo lets go of Rat and bends over in pain, and Rat pulls out a pipe from his boot and smacks Mongo across the head with it! Mongo is busted open from the shot, as Rat begins to scream at him. Joey Ryan and Gravedigger begin to fight up the tunnel, and Gravedigger takes Joey Ryan down with a drop toehold crashing him into the padding. Joey Ryan holds his nose, as Gravedigger grabs him by his tights and lifts him up and throws him head first into the side of the tunnel!*
Cole: My god!
King: Talk about a headache.
*Reeshi is slowly climbing up to his feet with blood dripping down his face, and makes it into the ring. Scorpion is in the corner holding his neck, and sees Reeshi. Reeshi stands up and looks at Scorpion, as the crowd explodes seeing these two in the ring once again. Scorpion stands up and goes for a clothesline, but Reeshi ducks and turns around and goes to a kick to the gut, but Scorpion grabs him by the foot. Scorpion throws Reeshis foot down and Reeshi goes for a forearm shot, but Scorpion ducks it and runs to the ropes, and runs right into a powerslam by Reeshi! A bloody Reeshi makes the cover on Scorpion, but Scorpion kicks out before the count of three. Rat Bastard continues to send a pipe into the ribs of Mongo, leaving the big man down on the floor holding his ribs. Rat spits in the face of Mongo, and then drops the lead pipe and picks Mongo up. Mongo is barely to stand on his feet, but Rat sets him up and throws him with a t-bone suplex, crashing into the cell! Mongo is in pain, as Rat just leaves him and runs and clotheslines Gravedigger from behind. Rat Bastard begins to stomp on Gravedigger, as Joey Ryan climbs up to his feet and helps Rat with the stomping. Rat Bastard looks at Joey Ryan and grins, but Joey Ryan slaps Rat across the face! Rat turns around and holds his face, and the turns to attack Joey Ryan, but Ryan catches Rat and lifts him up, causing him to crash through the top of the tunnel! Rat Bastard is stuck, as Joey Ryan and Gravedigger look at him in amazement! They look at each other and nod, and Joey Ryan runs to the ring and goes under it, and grabs two kendo sticks! He walks over to Rat and throws a kendo stick to Joey Ryan, and the two then begin to send kendo stick shots to the back and stomach of Rat Bastard! Rat screams in pain from the shots, when all of a sudden Mongo rises up to his feet and grabs the pipe that Rat used! A blood Mongo walks to Rat and then stops in the middle of the tunnel where Rat is. Joey Ryan and Gravedigger stop hitting Rat as they look at Mongo waiting for him to do something, and Mongo then swings the pipe into the groin of Rat Bastard!*
Cole: Oh my god!
King: Damn, this match is very violent.
Ray: Too violent if you ask me.
Joey: I love it!
*Rat Bastard falls to the padding and Joey Ryan and Gravedigger laugh, but Mongo suddenly hits them across the head with the pipe! Reeshi is punching Scorpion inside the ring, and then lifts him up to his feet. A bloody Reeshi slaps Scorpion across his face, which angers Scorpion as he turns Reeshi around and begins to send chops into his chest! Scorpion grabs Reeshi and goes to throw Reeshi, but Reeshi reverses it and goes for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks and gets behind Reeshi and slams him into the mat with a huge german suplex! Scorpion bridges the pin, but Reeshi gets a shoulder up before the count of three! Scorpion gets up and stomps on Reeshi, and lifts him up to his feet. Scorpion applies a front facelock to Reeshi, and then throws Reeshis arm behind his neck and then lifts him up for a suplex. Scorpion holds Reeshi up in the air for a while, which allows Reeshi to float behind Scorpion and get him in a full nelson, and then slams Scorpion into the mat with his own Scorpion Plex! Reeshi bridges the hold, but Scorpion gets a shoulder up! Reeshi sits up wondering what he could do, as Mongo picks up Rat onto his shoulders and walks all the way up to the top of the ramp way, and grabs Rat by the throat once again. This time he doesnt taunt, he just lifts Rat up in the air and slams him into the steel ramp with a chokeslam! Rat screams in pain, but Mongo picks him up again and grabs him in a bearhug, but runs into the Birthday Shows set and slams his back against the steel! Rat falls to the floor, as Joey Ryan and Gravedigger are finally getting up after the pipe shot to the head. They both walk up behind Mongo, and begin to beat on him! Gravedigger kicks Mongo in the stomach, bending the big owner over. Both Joey Ryan and Gravedigger both apply a front facelock onto Mongo, and then throw one of his arms behind each of their necks. Joey Ryan and Gravedigger walk to the edge of the entranceway and then lift Mongo up, but then throws him off with a double front suplex, causing Mongo to crash into a table!*
King: Not Mongo!
Ray: I thought you were RWF now?
King: Im joining the revolution but I love Mongo too much to see that happen.
Cole: You are one strange man King.
*Reeshi finally gets out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp, as Scorpion gets up to his feet and goes out of the ring and clotheslines Reeshi from behind! Reeshi falls to the padding, but Scorpion picks him up and begins to send Reeshi into the side of the tunnel! Scorpion then goes to do it to the opposite side, but Reeshi reverses it and throws Scorpion into the side of the tunnel! Scorpion hits it hard and falls to his knees holding his neck, as Reeshi looks around for something. He looks up and finally finds it and grabs the top of the cell, and pulls himself up going through the hole! Reeshi makes it to the top of the tunnel and begins to walk to the cell that surrounds the ring, as Scorpion gets up. He sees this, and then jumps up and climbs to the top of the tunnel! Gravedigger and Joey Ryan are finally fighting each other, sending forearm shots until Joey Ryan gets a knee in. Joey Ryan places Gravedigger between his legs and lifts him up, and then slams him into the steel with an Amnesiac! Gravedigger lies on the steel face first, as Rat Bastard is seen climbing up the XtremeTron! Joey Ryan sees this, and begins to climb the XtremeTron himself! Paramedics are seen checking on Mongo The Destroyer, as Rat almost makes it to the top of the XtremeTron. Mongo gets to his feet under his own power, and then looks up to see Joey Ryan and Rat Bastard climbing up the XtremeTron! Mongo doesnt waste time, and slowly walks over to the side of the XtremeTron and begins to climb it himself! Rat Bastard seems to have made it all the way to the top, but Joey Ryan grabs him by the foot! Rat tries to get Joey Ryan off but he wont let go, as he pulls Rat down the XtremeTron. Rat tries to compromise with Joey Ryan, but Joey Ryan has none of it as he continues to try and knock Rat Bastard down! Rat holds on for dear life, when all of a sudden Mongo the Destroyer punches Joey Ryan in the side of the face! Joey Ryan releases Rat Bastard, as Mongo then pushes Joey Ryan off the XtremeTron, crashing into the huge electric wires, causing huge explosion!*
Cole: Holy shit! Thats just like what happened to Mick Foley at Royal Rumble 1999!
King: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Ray: Unbelievable!
Joey: See, I bet Rat cant do that King.
King: Heh, he would if he could.
*Holy shit chants break out through the arena, as Rat Bastard is wasting no time climbing up XtremeTron, and finds an opening and climbs on top of the cell surrounding the entrance way. Reeshi is seen finally on top of the other cell surrounding the ring, and Scorpion not too far behind. Reeshi crawls to the center of the cell and Scorpion gets up, and runs to Reeshi and double axe handles him in the back. Scorpion gets up to his feet and stomps on Reeshi, and then picks him up to his feet. Scorpion sets Reeshi between his legs going for a piledriver, but Scorpion cant lift Reeshi up, which allows Reeshi to back body drop Scorpion onto the cell! Scorpion lies with his back against the top of the cell, as Reeshi stands next to him and then delivers a leg drop. Scorpion holds his throat, but Reeshi pushes his hand away, and steps on the throat of Scorpion! The crowd boos as Reeshi taunts to them, as Rat is seen crawling away from the Mongo. Mongo finally makes it to the top of the cell and runs to Rat, and grabs him by the foot! Rat Bastard pleads for Mongo not to hurt him, but Mongo kicks him right in the stomach! Rat is in pain, as a bloody Mongo lifts Rat Bastard up to his feet, and lifts him up over his head! The crowd looks in awe, as Mongo throws Rat Bastard off the cell, dropping him to the tunnel below! Rat Bastard lies on the tunnel motionless, as Mongo looks down at him. Mongo then looks around at the arena, and all of a sudden jumps off the cell going for a body splash, but at the last second Rat Bastard moves and Mongo crashes through the tunnel!*
Peanut Gallery: Holy shit!
*Mongo The Destroyer is down on the ramp, as Rat Bastard turns and looks down in shock of what just happened. On the other cell Reeshi grabs Scorpion by the throat in attempt to do something, but Scorpion kicks him with a low blow! Reeshi lets go of Scorpion and Scorpion takes a step back. Reeshi finally stands up straight and Scorpion goes for a clothesline, but Reeshi ducks and turns Scorpion facing away from him and picks him up, backdropping him off the cell neck first into the tunnel!*
Cole: This is just too violent now.
Ray: I agree with you Michael.
*Scorpion lies against the tunnel folded in half, as Rat looks at him in pure horror. Gravedigger is finally getting up to his feet after being smashed head first into steel, and turns to see all that has just happened. Hes in shock, but Rage and the Kinetic Kollision Killers run from the back and begin to beat on him! Gravedigger falls to the floor and tries to cover himself, but the three men continue the assault. Rage picks up Gravedigger and drags him over Mongo, and into the ring, as the Kinetic Kollision Killers follow. Rage rolls Gravedigger into the ring and slides in, and then picks him up. Rage slaps Gravedigger across the face and then lifts him up to his shoulders and hits the Fist Of Rage! Gravedigger falls to the mat, as Rage tells the Kinetic Kollision Killers to hurt him. They both pick Gravedigger up, when all of a sudden the lights go out! A hard breathing noise is heard, as smoke fills up the upper ramp area. Two figures suddenly emerge from the back, when Cold by Static-X hits!*
Cole: No way.
Ray: Is it?
*The lights go back on, and the two men are The Dark Parade! The run down the ramp and leap over Mongo, and slide into the ring! The Scarecrow runs to Renegade, and knocks him down with a Spear! The Pumpkin knocks Fury down with a clothesline, and then goes for Rage. The Pumpkin forearms Rage into the ropes and then throws him. The Scarecrow stands behind The Pumpkin and The Pumpkin lifts him up, but The Scarecrow catches Rage and slams him face first into the mat with The Corrupt Anguish! The Dark Parade then begin to scream at Rage as the crowd explodes, and The Dark Parade head out of the ring and run to the back!*
Cole: The Dark Parade!
Joey: Yes, the Tag Team division has their first champions back!
King: Can this night get any crazier?
Ray: Well, this match isnt over!
*Joey Ryan is finally seen moving, with bruises all over his back. Rat Bastard is seen punching Scorpion in the head as Reeshi is climbing down the cell. Reeshi finally makes it to the bottom and looks at Rat, but then runs to him and kicks him in the face! Rat goes down, as Mongo finally climbs up to his feet and sees Reeshi. Mongo looks at Reeshi, and Reeshi looks at him, and Mongo flips Reeshi off! Reeshi is angered by this and begins to walk, but falls into the first hole caused by Rat Bastard! Reeshi falls and holds his knee, seeming to have landed on it. Mongo takes full advantage of it, as he begins to kick Reeshi in the injured knee. Mongo grabs the leg with the injured knee of Reeshi and drags it down the ramp, until he meets the ring. Mongo lifts Reeshi up and rolls him into the ring and then follows. Mongo lifts Reeshi up to his feet and applies a front facelock. Mongo lifts Reeshi up for a suplex but turns him in an angle for the Xtreme Driver! Mongo holds Reeshi up there, but Reeshi floats behind Mongo and applies a dragon sleeper! Reeshi begins to choke the life out of Mongo, when all of a sudden Gravedigger comes and knocks Reeshi down with a clothesline! Reeshi releases the hold on Mongo and falls back to the mat, where Gravedigger grabs him by the hair and takes him to the nearest corner. Gravedigger lifts Reeshi up onto the turnbuckle and then climbs up all the way to the third. Gravedigger punches Reeshi in the bloody forehead and gets him in position for a superplex. He stands up, but before he can drop him Reeshi punches him in the stomach! Gravedigger releases the hold and Reeshi taunts for The Highway To Hell, but Gravedigger places Reeshi between his legs and hooks both of his arms, and hits The Free Fall into the center of the ring! Gravedigger and Reeshi lie against the mat back first, as the crowd starts the Holy shit chants. Gravedigger is the first to move and slowly covers Reeshi, but before the count of three Rage is there to break up the cover! Rage pushes Gravedigger out of the ring and the two begin to brawl, as Joey Ryan finally makes it to the bottom of the ramp. He sees Reeshi out in the center of the ring and climbs up the apron. Rat Bastard slowly makes it down from the tunnel, as Joey Ryan extends to the top rope. Joey Ryan looks around at the arena with pain on his face, but then jumps off and hits a 450 Splash on Reeshi!*
Cole: Joey Ryan is going to win it!
King: No way.
Ray: Joey Ryan is going to become the youngest XHF World Heavyweight Champion!
*Joey Ryan bounces off Reeshi holding his stomach in pain, as Mongo The Destroyer picks him up onto his feet and gets him in a suplex position. Mongo lifts Joey up and in angle and spins around, and hits a spinning Xtreme Driver! Joey Ryan bounces off the mat in great height, as Rat Bastard slides into the ring and runs behind Mongo and gets him in The Rat Trap! Rat Bastard pulls back on the neck of Mongo, injuring his neck. Scorpion is finally seen on the ramp after going down from the tunnel, and sees whats happening in the ring. Scorpion runs to the ring as fast as he can and slides in, trying to save his title. He gets behind Rat and grabs both of his legs, and applies a Scorpion Lock! Rat is screaming in pain while executing his finisher on Mongo, and receiving The Scorpion Lock! The crowd is on their feet from that amazing display, when all of a sudden The RWF runs down the ramp! They get into the ring and attack Scorpion, causing Rat and Scorpion to release the hold. Rancor and Prodigy begin to beat on Scorpion, when Destruction comes running from the back with a sledgehammer in his hand to help Scorpion! Once Destruction slides into the ring Rancor and Prodigy scatter out of the ring as Destruction warns them. Prodigy and Rancor begin to argue with Destruction, as Scorpion is slowly climbing up to his feet. He is finally up to his feet, when all of a sudden Destruction turns around and delivers a sledgehammer shot to the head of Scorpion!*
Cole and Ray: What the hell just happened!?
Joey: Destruction just hit Scorpion in the head with a sledgehammer!
King: They were just playing video games a few days ago, what the hell is going on?
*Scorpion is busted open from the shot and Destruction makes his way out of the ring. Rat is seen crawling over to Scorpion and covers him, and the referee starts the count, 1-2-3! Rat Bastard is the new Xtreme Hardcore Federation World Heavyweight Champion!*
Winner and the new XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Rat Bastard
Cole: Rat Bastard did it!
King: The Revolution baby!
*Rat Bastard rolls off of Scorpion looking up at the ceiling, as the referee is handed the XHF Championship. The referee places it on the chest of Rat Bastard, as Destruction is seen laughing his way up the ramp. Prodigy and Rancor check on Rat, as Mr. X runs from the back and checks on Mongo. With the help of Prodigy and Rancor, Rat sits up and places the XHF title on his shoulder and looks around the arena, as the 2nd annual XHF Birthday Show, comes to a close.*
Cole: Welcome to the XHFs 2nd Birthday!
King: Two years, amazing.
Ray: I agree with you King, and what way to start off the show!
Joey: Too bad Strangelove is his opponent.
*Depech Modes Strange love plays over the P.A. as pink lights flash all around. Dr. Strangelove slowly prances down toward the ring wearing his pink boa and pink tights while blowing kisses to the fans.*
Joey: I hate him.
King: Are you a homophobe?
Joey: Are you an idiot?
Ray and Cole: Yes.
Joey: Then theres your answer.
Dr. Strangelove vs. Hellfire X
*The ref signals for the bell and the start of the match. Both men begin to pace the ring around each other until Strangelove stops suddenly and blows a kiss to Hellfire X. Hellfire immediately reacts and knocks the good Dr. down with a stiff lariat. Hellfire X begins to stomp on the head of Strangelove un-relentlessly until the ref backs him up. The ref gets down and asks Strangelove if he is ok and Strangelove nods and gets back to his feet then grabs the buttocks of the ref as he does. The ref is very taken back by this and quickly steps away.*
Cole: Haha, thats great.
King: Of course Cole would like stuff like that.
Joey: Heh, you homophobe.
*Dr. Strangelove simply smiles and waves Hellfire in for a lockup. Strangelove is able to use the tie up and get behind Hellfire and then rubs his lower area into the back of Hellfire. Hellfire is again enraged by this and knocks Strangelove down. Strangelove gets right back to his feet after being knocked down and runs into Hellfire but is taken back down with a horrifying spine buster. Hellfire makes a cover for a two count. Hellfire X gets to his feet and lifts up Dr. Strangelove with him. Hellfire grabs Strangelove from behind and Strangelove counters with a mule kick to the lower extremities of Hellfire X.*
Cole: Dr. Strangelove is showing heart!
*Hellfire staggers back and the good Dr. Slowly turns around. Hellfire steps back holding his gonads when Dr. Strangelove steps back and strikes for the Loving Touch but Hellfire grabs the leg and pulls him in with a capture suplex. Hellfire X then gets to his feet and begins to laugh at Strangelove as he walks over to him. Hellfire X lifts Strangelove up and drops him down with Down to Hell. Hellfire X makes the cover and gets the three count.*
Winner: Hellfire X
King: And he lost.
Ray: Great display of strength by Hellfire X in his debut.
*The ring attendants can be seen making the final touches on the barbed wire to the ring.*
King: This should be good.
Ray: And hellacious.
*Marilyn Manson's "Kinderfield" hits the P.A. system as Demonseed makes his way down to the ring. He slides in and awaits his opponents.*
Cole: Nifty entrance.
*Imaginary hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE DEADMAN HAS RISEN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and Sleeping Awake hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title.*
Ray: Apollyon has the skill to become a big star in the XHF.
Joey: Then you wake up and realize its APOLLYON.
*"Dead leaves and the dirty ground" by White Stripes hits on the PA system and the lights dim. Tommy Dreamer is shown at the entranceway holding a Singapore cane. He raises the cane and walks to the ring.*
Cole: Is this man an idiot?
King: No, hes funny, and funny equals ratings!
Barbwire Match
Demonseed vs. Apollyon vs. Tommy Dreamer
*All the wrestlers had carefully rolled under the ropes except for Tommy Dreamer, and while Apollyon and Demonseed stared each other down in the ring, Tommy had crawled under the ropes, and swung at Apollyon, but Apollyon took the shot, and turned around to Tommy. Tommy whacked him again, and downed Apollyon, screaming and running at Demonseed next with a tackle. Demonseed rolls through, coming back to one knee, with Tommy Dreamer behind him. Tommy turns around with a strong right forearm to Demonseed, followed by another.*
Cole: Demonseed has control of Dreamer.
*Apollyon then comes in, clotheslining both. Apollyon picks up Dreamer, and puts him in the sleeper hold. How ironic, isn't it? The Dreamer in a Sleeper. Hah, anyways. Dreamer is flailing his arms around, when all of a sudden Demonseed runs at Apollyon with a clothesline, but Apollyon, having noticed Demonseed coming, pushes Tommy into Demonseed, knocking them both down. Apollyon looked at the barbed wire rope and grinned with sadistic joy, as he picked up Demonseed with a chokehold.*
Ray: Uh oh, whats he going to do?
King: Something stupid, I guarantee it!
*He pulls Demonseed down for the Darkside Bomb, but Tommy Dreamer had already climbed the top rope, and as Apollyon pulled Demonseed up on to his shoulders, Tommy came and dropkicked Demonseed in his back, sending Apollyon tumbling backwards, and subsequently throwing Demonseed over the top rope, clear over the barbed wire.*
Cole: That was close!
*Tommy snaps his fingers in discontent, hoping for Demonseed to land right on the wire. He shrugs and picks up Apollyon, who breaks Tommy's hold, and pulls him in for a chokeslam. He picks up Tommy, but Tommy kicks Apollyon in the gut, and Apollyon drops him. Tommy goes behind Apollyon and pulls him back to the center of the ring with a German Suplex. He screams to the crowd, and picks up his Singapore Cane from earlier, whacking Apollyon in the torso a few times, and in the head twice. He screams, holding up the Cane, and the crowd marks out.*
Ray: The crowd loves it!
Joey: Theyre marking out.
King: Hey! Youre not to say words like that on T.V.
Joey: Were on Fox. This is a Fox Special.
King: True.
*However, at this time, Demonseed was sliding back into the ring, and jumping Tommy from behind, writhing the cane from his hands, and as he pulled it away, Tommy kicked him in the gut, downing him with a DDT, and put a arm over his chest, but only got a two count. Apollyon came back to his feet, and pulled up a recovering Tommy Dreamer, and Irish whipped him to the ropes. Tommy hit the ropes, and back flipped straight out the ring, rolling around on the floor in pain. Dreamer begins shouting outside the ring, until he finally stops, holding his back. Demonseed attacks Apollyon from behind, and they go blow for blow. Demonseed gets the upper hand, and goes for the Reverse Tombstone, but Apollyon reverses it, bringing Demonseed down into a Triangle Chokehold.*
King: Apollyon is going to win it with a submission of all things!
*Demonseed refused to tap out or grab the ropes, so the referee raised Demonseed's hand. One drop. Two drops... WACK!! WACK!!!!!!!!! THWWWACK! Those lovely chords of metal on skin are heard echoing through the entire arena, as Tommy Dreamer hits Apollyon right in the head while he's on the floor, with a steel chair, and then whacks Demonseed again, just to make sure he's out. he repeatedly keeps hitting Apollyon, in a fit of rage and anger, until Apollyon is out cold. He then slings an arm over Apollyon, but stops, pulling Demonseed up next to Apollyon. He then slings and arm over each man, and the referee counts out a three count, to end the match.*
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
Cole: Tommy Dreamer pulls out a win!
Joey: What a upset.
*Bodies by Drowning Pool fills the arena. "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the.................FLOOOOOOOOOOR!" Flashing Red and White Lights light fill the arena, at the top of the ramp The Sinned Warrior comes through the curtains, Winter Callous standing beside him, and Alexis Laree behind them. They hold their arms up and smile as they stand at the top of the stage, the crowd cheering to the entrance. They start walking down the ramp and slide in the ring, ascending a turnbuckle and begin taunting the crowd once more. He jumps down and walks to the other side of the ring where they start to stretch and warm up.*
Ray: Ive seen these guys wrestle before, theyre very good competitors for the Tag Team titles.
Cole: Well see after tonight.
*P.O.D's School Of Hardknocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quickly makes his way down the ramp.*
King: Whos his partner going to be?
*Gavin Green stands at the bottom of the ramp, XXX telling him to get into the ring, but Gavin stands there waiting for the arrival of his partner when...
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring, joining Gavin Green. Harry then goes right over the top rope, while Gavin slides under the bottom rope beside him. They go in and go to opposite corners, going to the top rope to raise his arms. When they do that they get a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants. They jump down, standing side by side along the corner waiting for the match to get under way.*
Cole: Hardcore Harry!
Ray: XXX are going to have a lot in store for them now!
XXX w/Alexis Laree vs. Bad Company
*With the Harry chants still ringing through the arena, Gavin lets Harry start the match while the Sinned Warrior looks to be starting things off for XXX. Warrior comes moves in towards Harry and the two lock up in the middle of the ring. With Harrys size and power he is able to throw Warrior off of him, sending him to the mat in the corner. The fans erupt again, Harry turning to them and pumping them up as well as he fires his fist into the air! Warrior gets back up to his feet, looking out to the crowd before the two lock up once again, this time, Warrior first to come around to the back of Harry. Harry tries throwing some elbows back but Warrior moves out of the way, goes to the ground and takes him down with a leg sweep, the legs from Harry come right out from under him. Warrior gets right back to his feet and comes down with a senton splash but Harry gets the knees up. Warrior lays on the mat beside him, Harry getting to his feet, and Warrior, lunges right up, flipping forward to his feet. Warrior begins to throw some kicks towards Harry, but he leans back and gets the arm up blocking the blows. Harry sees an opening and goes in for a clothesline, but Warrior ducks under. Harry turns around and goes for a gorilla press but Warrior slides down, right into a sunset flip 1,2 Harry kicks out! Warrior and Harry are both quick to their feet, and the fans erupt with cheers for the quick opening of the match, leaving Warrior and Harry standing there, taking it all in.*
Ray: Though Harry is a big man, hes still as fast as a cat.
Joey: But as dumb as a ox.
King: BURN.
*After a ton of reversals to start the match, Harry and Warrior begin to circle the ring once again, and again they lock up. Warrior comes around with a rear wristlock and Harry tries the elbows again. One of them connects, sending Warrior staggering back. Harry comes charging in but Warrior drops the ground and Harry jumps over. Into the ropes comes Harry and a she comes back, Warrior lunges off the ground, into the air, connecting with a nicely skilled dropkick to Harry. Harrys knocked back into the ropes and charging comes Warrior but Harry ducks under and lifts him over the top and attempting to the outside but Warrior lands on the apron. Warrior drives driving the shoulder into the gut of Harry but Harry steps aside, and drops his elbow over the back of the head of Warrior. Warrior, hangs onto the ropes to stay on the apron as he jolts right up. Harry, grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him into the ring post, knocking him off the apron and to the outside!*
Cole: Harry is taking control of XXX!
*Alexis Laree jumps onto the apron and begins screaming at the official, getting his attention, and with that Winter Callous is able to enter the ring undetected. Callous comes up from behind Harry and takes him down with an inverted reverse DDT! Gavin Green tries entering the ring but Alexis jumps down and the referee catches Green attempting to enter. As the referee is holding back Green, Callous is putting the boots to Harry. The referee turns around just as Callous gets back to his corner and the Sinned Warrior goes to the top. Warrior perched on the top, waits for Harry to get up and when he does, comes off the top, does a 360 flip and looks to be going in for a landing but Harry catches him. Harry holds him up there for a moment before dropping him with a powerbomb!*
King: Great reversal!
Joey: Hardcore Harry has XXXs number here.
*Harry gets up and makes the tag into Gavin Green who catches Warrior getting to his feet with some loud knife-edge chops, forcing Warrior back into the corner. Warriors chest is completely red after the knife-edge chops delivered and Gavin Green whips him across into the far turnbuckle. Warrior hits the turnbuckle hard and staggers out when Gavin Green follows up with a powerslam into the cover 1,2, Warrior gets the shoulder up. Green gets to his feet, pulling Warrior up the hair. Green moves him over, making them a little more centered in the ring, and locks in an abdominal stretch. Warrior is reaching for the ropes but is to far. Callous is leaning over the ropes, reaching as far as he can to try and get a tag but its too far. Warrior cant seem to get out of the predicament as Alexis begins climbing the top! Harry tries shouting out to Gavin and warn him but its too late as she is already at the top and comes off with a missile dropkick! She quickly slides out of the ring as the referee comes from around the corner after checking to see if Warrior gives up to see what happened and has missed the entire thing! Alexis playing innocent on the outside but the job was done as the abdominal stretch is released.*
Cole: How could the referee not see that!?
King: KILL HIM!!
*Warrior goes in for a boot to the mid-section of Green but Green catches it only to have Warrior connect with an Enziguri! Green goes down and Warrior begins crawling from the middle of the ring, toward his corner. Warrior reaches out for the tag as Green begins to stir. The tag is made and in comes Callous. Callous drives across the ring, dropping the elbow on the back of the head of Green, stopping him from making the tag. Callous gets up, and begins to pull Green up by the hair, yelling over at Harry, taunting him over the tag not being made.*
Ray: Yeah, Winter Callous is a big man now that Green is down.
King: Duh, everybodys like that.
*Callous, leans Green up in the corner and delivers a stiff knife-edge chop. Callous follows it with another, as the chest of Green begins to turn red. Callous whips Green hard into the far turnbuckle and slides to the apron. As Green staggers out of the corner, Callous springboards into a hurricanrana but Gavin Green catches him. Green, holds him up and drops him down with a huge powerbomb! Gavin Green begins crawling over to his corner, looking for the tag to Hardcore Harry. Green is just about there when Callous grabs the foot of Green! Callous, keeps hold of the foot and pulls himself up, in the meantime, Green hopping on one foot, gets to his feet as well. Green continues to hop up and down on his one foot when Callous spins him around. Green does a 360 and Callous connects with a kick to the gut of Green. Callous, hooks the arms and drops Green with a Double Underhook Back Breaker!*
Joey: Ouch.
Cole: XXX is just decimating Gavin!
*Callous, stumbles back and is able to make a tag into the Sinned Warrior. Warrior enters the ring and kicks Green all the way to his feet as Green stumbles back into the ropes. Warrior, stands in the middle of the ring, taunting Green who charges towards him. Warrior sets him up for a backdrop and spins around, connecting with an Ominous Forward Flapjack! Warrior rolls him over into the cover 1...2..Green gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: They decimate Green, but he is still able to kick out!
*Alexis jumps onto the apron and begins to argue that it was a three. Meanwhile Warrior picks up Green and picks him up for a sidewalk slam. He holds him there as Callous enters the ring, and locks his arm around Green going for the reverse DDT. Together they connect with both and that brings in an angry Hardcore Harry!*
King: Harry smash!
*Harry enters the ring and Winter Callous immediately charges. Harry picks him up for a Gorilla Press but instead of slamming him back to the mat, he tosses him onto the Sinned Warrior! Together they hit the mat, Callous on top of the Sinned Warrior. Warrior shoves Callous off of him and gets to his feet, only to have the hands of Harry locked around his shoulders! Harry picks up Warrior and slams him down to the mat with a Running Choke Bomb! Callous onto his knees, climbing to his feet, but Harry catches him, picks him up and delivers a devastating inverted piledriver! XXX rolling to the outside to regroup as the referee has turns around and begins forcing Harry back to the corner. With the referee turned around, Alexis climbs into the ring, spins Harry around and slaps him right across the face!*
Cole: That was rather stupid.
Ray: Very.
*Harry stands there staring at Alexis and takes a step closer when the Sinned Warrior comes from behind and delivers a low blow to Harry! Winter Callous comes from the side and delivers a 180 diving famasser! With that, Harry rolls to his corner and Green lunges to his feet and takes down both members of XXX with a double clothesline! The Sinned Warrior rolls to his corner while Winter Callous and Gavin Green are left down on the mat beside one another. They both begin to climb to their feet at about the same time, and they in fact get there at the same time as well. Callous tries throwing a right hand but Green blocks it and fires back with one of his own. Callous begins staggering back as Green continues to fire rights in his direction. Callous is left up against the ropes and tries to fire back with a hard right of his own but Green ducks and Callous spins out to the other side of Green. Green kicks him hard in the gut, and turns him over for an Old School Expulsion!*
Joey: Going Old School man!
*Green rolls him over for the cover 1...2...the referee is pulled out of the ring by Alexis! The referee waves his arm about an points over to the entranceway as though he has tossed Alexis from ringside! The referee gets Alexis to the bottom of the ramp where she begins to refuse to leave. Meanwhile, Sinned Warrior comes into the ring with a steel chair! Gavin Green turns around and Warrior takes a swing at him but Green ducks the blow. As Warrior comes around he drops the chair and takes him down with a falling reverse DDT! Warrior slides the chair out of the ring and puts Callous on top of Green. As other referees have come out and forced Alexis to the back, the original referee slides back into the ring and makes the count. 1...2...Harry comes in with a kick to the back of Winter Callous to interrupt the count!*
Cole: Awesome back and forth action!
*Harry just wants into the match and the referee is having troubles getting him to the corner. Warrior slides that chair back into the ring and Callous picks it up. He climbs to his feet as Green is to his knees, pulling himself up as well. Harry is back in the corner and the referee is giving him a warning when Green lunges from his knees, and dropkicks the chair right back into the head of Winter Callous!*
King: Hardcore baby!
Joey: Now thats old school XHF.
*The chair seemingly explodes off the face of Callous, into the air and manages to move out of the ring on its own, as the referee turns around, done with Harry. Green is still hurting himself and is looking to make the tag. Harry leaning over and with his long reach is able to reach out and tag himself in for Green! Harry comes in and immediately goes to work on Callous. He picks him up and shoves him into the corner, where he proceeds to drive his shoulders into the gut of Callous and turns to connect with a hard clothesline to the Sinned Warrior, who tried to get a cheap shot in. Green is up and into the ring, picking up the Warrior and tossing him to the outside. They proceed to battle on the outside while Harry and Winter Callous are left alone in the ring.*
Ray: This fight is going everywhere!
*Harry picks up Winter Callous but Callous slides down his back, he hits the referee, knocking him down and out. Callous grabs the arm of Harry and takes him down with backslide into the cover, but there is no referee! It looks as though Callous may have gotten a two before Harry rolls over and breaks up the pin. Harry gets up and follows up with a boot to the gut, picks up Callous and drops him with the Hangmans DDT. Sinned Warrior is trying to slide in with the chair but Green grabs him and pulls him, the two continue to battle but the chair is left inside the ring. Harry goes for the cover 1...2...3....4...5...the referee is till down!*
Cole: He could have counted till five!
King: But you only need three to win
Cole: Shut up King.
*Harry gets up and goes over to check on the referee, meanwhile Alexis comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring. She comes up behind Harry and connects with a low blow. She moves the chair over and delivers an Eternity Twist onto the chair!!! Harry, feeling the impact but jolts right up holding his head only to receive a boot from Callous. Callous hooks the arms and delivers a devastating Dark Needle! Alexis slides out of the ring, taking the chair with her as the referee slowly moves over. Callous, arm draped the referee begins to make the long count. 1....Green is trying to get into the ring but the Sinned Warrior has him by the foot...2....3!*
Winners: XXX
Cole: Because of Alexis Laree, XXX steals one!
*Warrior lets go of the foot of Green, and Green chases Callous out of the ring. Callous, Warrior and Alexis meet up at the bottom of the ramp and back their way up the ramp, Alexis smiling and laughing with her team all the way back.*
Ray: Even though they stole one, XXX put on an amazing debut.
King: Agreed.
*The screen goes fuzzy, and suddenly we see a face of a woman. In the background is Iceberg's music, Hero by Nickelback.*
Woman: Welcome XHF fans, I am Elena Dementieva. I am the manager of the worlds Next Big Phenomenon. . . Iceberg. He has arrived. XHF fans will never be the same again.
*Suddenly we see pictures of Iceberg with fans around the country and in the ring. The words of Elena Dementieva are shown on the screen. 'Iceberg has Arrived'. 'Over 6 foot, 350 pounds of pure muscle. Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and Girls ... Iceberg'. A picture of Iceberg has is shown on the screen. He is smiling. The screen goes fuzzy again. Before 'switching off' like a TV does.*
Joey: Ive heard about Iceberg, hes suppose to be really good.
Cole: Everybodys good if youre in the XHF!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes The Master of Puppets has returned! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trench coat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Joey: Master Of Puppets? Ha!
King: He beat Kanyon by a fluke, a fluke!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
King: Nobody betta!
Ray: Death Trap was on Gastro.
King: FLUKE!
XHF Phoenix Championship
Kanyon vs. Death Trap
*The match starts out as the ref rings the bell. Both men begin to pace the ring and they go in for a lock up, but Kanyon pulls back. Kanyon holds up his hand then turns to the crowd and screams Who Betta then Kanyon! and the crowd replies with a strong course of Death Trap! Kanyon stomps his feet in protest and turns around to a huge right hand from DT. Kanyon staggers back into the corner and DT connects with another strong right. The ref warns DT about the closed fists and then DT proceeds to send several chops to the chest of Kanyon. DT then grabs the Phoenix Champion by the wrist and whips him hard across the ring. Kanyon staggers out of the corner and DT charges at him with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks and connects with a hangmans noose neck breaker. Kanyon quickly hooks the leg for a cover, but DT gets the shoulder up. DT gets to his feet as does Kanyon, but Kanyon quickly hits a low dropkick to the knees of DT taking him down again. Kanyon quickly moves on DT and locks him in a front face lock. Kanyon delivers knees to the chest and face of DT then drops DT down with a DDT. Kanyon again goes for the cover but he is to close to the ropes and DT grabs the bottom rope. Kanyon is very upset with the ref, but ignores it and kicks DT out of the ring. Death Trap pulls himself up on the ring apron after falling outside and Kanyon runs and slides at him with a baseball slide, but DT moves out of the way. Death Trap grabs Kanyon by the legs and pulls him outside of the ring. Kanyon lands face first on the mat and then pulls himself up to his hands and knees but DT quickly delivers a kick to the ribs.*
Ray: Nice series of moves by Death Trap.
Cole: I guess thats why they call him The Master Of Puppets.
*DT then drops and elbow across the back of the neck of Kanyon. DT then gets to his feet lifting Kanyon up as well. DT grabs Kanyon by the wrist and whips him towards the steal ring steps but Kanyon manages to reverse it and sends DT back first into the ring steps. The steps go flying and DT screams out in pain. Kanyon rolls in the ring and then back out to break the ten count. Kanyon lays the boots to DT as DT lays sitting upright against what use to be the ring steps. Kanyon then lifts DT up to his feet and hits him in the forehead with a closed fist then slides him into the ring. Kanyon slowly follows in after and hops over the top rope and steps on the face of DT. Kanyon then makes the cover but DT gets the shoulder up. Kanyon cant believe it and gets in the face of the ref. Kanyon backs the ref into the corner and yells in his face. Kanyon soon backs off then turns around to Death Trap who is now to his feet. Kanyon runs at his challenger but DT side steps him and hits a drop toehold. DT then grabs the legs of Kanyon and locks in a half crab, but Kanyon quickly breaks it. Kanyon gets to his knees facing away from DT as DT scrambles quickly to his feet and DT delivers a quick martial arts kick to the back of the neck of Kanyon. Kanyon screams out in pain and DT quickly runs at Kanyon and flips with a snapping neck breaker. Kanyon falls to his back and DT goes over and hooks the leg and gets a long two count. Death Trap gets to his feet and lifts Kanyon up as well. DT whips Kanyon into the ring ropes then lifts Kanyon up into the sitting position on the top ropes. DT then steps back and makes the belt signal around his waist signaling for the end. Death Trap runs and sets up for the Final Judgment on Kanyon, but Kanyon lifts him and drives him to the mat with a top rope power bomb.*
King: See, Ray, NOBODY IS BETTA THAN KANYON!!
Ray: Okay, jeez, he hasnt won yet.
*Both men are down on the mat. The ref begins to make the ten count on both men as neither men are moving. The ref reaches three and neither men are moving. The ref checks on both men to make sure they are ok then continues. The ref reaches the six count before a man moves. Kanyon is stirring slightly and he moves enough to drape the arm over the chest of DT. The ref dives down and makes the count but DT rolls the shoulder after two. Kanyon rolls back onto his back and lets out a deep sigh. The ref restarts the ten count on both men, but this time Kanyon is quickly moving around. Kanyon crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up as Death Trap is now moving as well. Death Trap pushes himself up and gets to his feet but he is noticeably dazed. Kanyon starts to walk towards Death Trap and DT runs at him. Death Trap swings with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks and DT stops. Kanyon waits and as soon as DT turns around his grabs him by the neck and takes him down with a Kanyon Cutter. Kanyon quickly makes the cover on DT and hooks the leg. Kanyon nods his head along with the refs count, but much to everyones surprise DT kicks out. Kanyon cannot believe it. Kanyon slowly gets to his feet and looks down at his opponent who still seems completely out of it. Kanyon then looks out at the crowd and calls for the Flatliner. Kanyon reaches down to lift Death Trap to his feet and Death Trap rolls him up. The ref quickly makes the count one, two, and three.*
Winner and NEW XHF Phoenix Champion: Death Trap
King: Huh?
Cole: Death Trap wins his first piece of XHF gold!
Joey: My god, and he has been in the XHF for such a short time.
Ray: Hes talented. He proved how much he is in ECF, and he proved it tonight. Congrats to Death Trap and our new XHF Phoenix Champion.
King: That was a fluke!
*The guitars of Metallicas Turn The Page slowly enter, as the camera shows a man, walking out from behind the back, and in black.*
On a long and lonely highway east of Omaha
You can listen to the engine, moaning out as one long song
You can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before.
*The song gets hard and the man is shown to be Destruction, as more vocals poor down.*
And your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
When you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
You don't feel much like traveling', you just wish the trip was through.
*Destruction walking down the ramp and doing his entrance taunt, as the chorus comes in.*
But here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page.
*The verse after the chorus enters and clips of Destruction hitting his Eve Of Destruction and from other various shows, such as Slain vs. Destruction from the original Night Of Champions.*
You walk into a restaurant, strung out from the road
And you feel the eyes upon you, as you're shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode
Sometimes you can here 'em talk, other times you can't.
All the same 'ole clichs: is that a woman or a man?
And you always seem outnumbered; you dare not make a stand.
*The chorus happens once again, and Destruction holding the XHF title in the air after the Tower Match freezes, and fades right into hitting Slain across the face with a sledgehammer. Destruction taunting to the crowd with the RWF, and then the top rope Hangmans DDT from Hardcore Harry is shown.*
But here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page.
*The song gets slow and Destruction falling off the Hell In A Cell match against Millennium goes in a slow motion, which fades right to the Eve Of Destruction off the top rope through a table. Destruction then walking to the back at Retribution 2003 is shown, after losing to Mongo The Destroyer in a hellacious Tower Match.*
Out there in the spotlight, your a million miles away
Every ounce of energy, you try to give away
And the sweat pours from your body, like the music that you play
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed
Echoes of the amplifiers, ringing' in your head
As you smoke the days last cigarette, remembering what she said.
*Destruction posing in his first match against Skull Ganz is shown, and then Destructions match against Reeshi at Overheated 2002. Destruction knocking Rat Bastard down with a clothesline, then Destruction giving an Eve Of Destruction on Rage. The last chorus enters, with Destruction posing in the Greenhouse during his entrance at Night Of Champions II.*
But here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page.
*Destruction mocking his opponent fades to Rage getting hit across the head with a sledgehammer. The guitar riffs continue on with Destruction hitting the Countdown to Armageddon, then a running knee lift to Goldberg. Destruction is then shown holding the XHF Championship with blood covering his face, which fades to Destruction on the floor holding his face after losing a match. The clips slowly turn into Destruction hitting Eve Of Destructions on all of his opponents, and then giving a superplex to Mongo The Destroyer. The song slowly ends with Destruction on the second rope pointing around the arena, and then throwing his arms up in the air. Camera fades.*
Cole: Im so glad hes our co-commissioner.
*Screens turn cinematic and the Lights go out as loud gongs are played similar to church bells. A sudden bright red light is dimmed through out the arena as smoke erupts from the ramp way, Suddenly "Somewhere I Belong" from Linkin Park Plays quietly as Reak is shown emerging from the curtain with his black leather robe on. Out of nowhere loud flaming pyros shoot from the ceiling and from the ramp way as the bass begins to kick in. Mixed reactions ricochet through out the arena as Reak makes his way into the ring and does a taunt where he points his arms out in a straight line towards the crowd as flaming pyros explode from the turnbuckle.*
Joey: What is it, Reak or Drew Diamondz?
Cole: Reak.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, and unstraps the United States championship that is around his waist.*
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for his match to begin.*
Ray: Destruction has the talent, but I dont thing he has the number advantage.
XHF United States Championship Match
Reak vs. Destruction
*Reak opens with a right hand to the face. Destruction raises his hands to defend himself and Reak grabs a headlock, rolling him into the ropes. Forearm strike hits the chest of Destruction. Whip to the ropes. Jumping knee hits Destruction. Stiff kick to the spine by Reak. Destruction sweeps his opponents legs out. Elbow drop misses. They both stand off, drawing a pop from the crowd. Reak cuts off the pop with a spear takedown and proceeds to swing at Destructions head. The referee has to come in to pull him off. Reak gets in a quick kick as Destruction gets up and then whips him. The whip is reversed and Destruction hits an exploder suplex. Reak stays down, so Destruction moves in for the cover and gets two. Sleeper down on the mat from Destruction. He locks his legs around Reak and uses them to turn them both over. Once on top he switches to a camel clutch. He breaks his own hold by simply thumping Reak on the top of the head. He then bounces off of the ropes and buries a knee into Reaks head/shoulder. Another pin gets two. At this point Randy Orton runs down the ramp way, but slips up and lands on his ass. He looks around at everyone laughing at him and begins to cry. Destruction is leaning over the barrier mortified. Randy Orton puts his hands over his own eyes as he runs away, and Reak gets the schoolboy! Only gets two.*
Cole: Randy Orton really fucking rules!
King: That was possibly the most useless thing Ive ever seen.
*Destruction gets up and hits a clothesline. Reak is whipped to the ropes. He steps over Destruction on the return and bounces back into a back body drop. Reak gets up into a reverse facelock and Destruction lifts for the Countdown to Armageddon. Reak floats over and jerks Destructions head down to the mat with a vicious sitout reverse DDT. Destructions legs fly up from the impact and are held for a two count. Destruction gets up dazed and spins right into a Death Valley driver for the one, two, just kicked out. Reak looks frustrated, but then wastes no further time by traveling to the turnbuckle. He stands up on the middle turnbuckle, poses to the crowd and launches himself with an elbow drop that hits nothing but canvas. A DDT by Destruction buys him some time, as they both struggle to make it to their feet. Destruction swings a right hand. It is blocked. Reak swings back. Blocked again. Destruction hits a chop, sending Reak reeling. Destruction charges into a big boot.*
King: Haha, Reak got Destructions number!
Cole: Youre right King, we might have a new champion!
*Reak nails a huge leg drop and gets the cover for one. Destruction is lifted to feet and then onto Reaks shoulders for the Reaktion. Reaks head is grabbed and pulled down into a DDT, which is then rolled over into a standing front facelock. A vertical suplex lays Reak out. Destruction poses for the crowd signaling for the Eve of Destruction before lifting his opponent off the ground, only to be rolled into a small package for one, two, no! They both get up and Reak swings for a clothesline, but misses and is hit with a blue thunder bomb for one, two, three!*
Winner and still XHF United States Champion: Destruction
Cole: Destruction wins it!
Joey: Thats odd.
Ray: What?
Joey: Both his matches, where he won the title, and now, have been really short.
*"Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica hits over the sound system as the crowd erupts in boos. Suddenly the curtain goes flying open and the XHF Executive Enforcer, Martyr, steps out onto the stage using crutches to an immense amount of heat. Martyr stops at the top of the stage with a microphone in hand as the music cuts and he begins.*
Martyr: "Tonight, oh tonight is a historic night for the XHF. But before we go any further... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE XTREMEM HARDCORE FEDERATION!"
*A pop goes to this as Martyr pauses for a second before continuing with his speech.*
Martyr: "Tonight isn't just a big night for the XHF though... its also a big night for yours truly. Last Friday, Independence Day, I was sitting at home, enjoying some BBQ, watching some fireworks, and most importantly watching the re-birth of the Revolution."
*Instantly HUGE boos go out at the mentioning of the RWF and what happened on Gastro.*
Martyr: "Oh yes, it was a sight to behold, but for Martyr... it meant DEVISTATION! You see, my two best friends in this company, Mongo and Rat Bastard, have once again become enemies, tearing Mongo Corp. apart and leaving ME stuck in the middle. I have a choice: I can go with Mongo and be closer to the top in Mongo Corp... or I can go with Rat, back to my roots in the federation that started me... the RWF."
*Once again, more heat at the mentioning of the RWF.*
Martyr: "So, as you can see I'm sort of between a rock and a hard place. Over the past few days both Mongo and Rat Bastard have contacted me and have offered me some pretty sweet things... but I said SCREW IT ALLL CAUSE I'M NOT IN THIS FOR THE PERKS, I'M IN IT FOR MYSELF! So... with that said, before this show is over I WILL announce my alignment in the XHF. Mongo Corp... or RWF... who knows, I havent even decided. Now hit my damn music!"
*"Don't Tread On Me" blasts over the arena's sound system as Martyr slowly makes his way off stage using his crutches while favoring his right leg that is wrapped in what looks like a splint.*
King: I wish you a speedy recovery Martyr.
Cole: Who will Martyr join!?
*The lights in the arena dim, the camera moves to the XtremeTron, which shows a helicopter flying over a busy city. The helicopter continues to fly over the landscape, and the video slowly begins to speed up, until finally...the video moves so fast that all that can be seen is a blur of light...and throughout the arena, the words " ...Is cookin' " are heard, and "Hollywood" hits the speakers as The People's Champion...the great one, The Rock struts out from behind the curtains, with his protg, Alyssa Sanders. The Rock looks over the crowd as his manager walks in front of him, after Alyssa climbs into the ring, The Rock makes his way up the steps and goes to the top rope and raises his right arm to the fans, in his signature manner. He descends from the top rope and goes into the ring and paces around, asking for a microphone, he finally gets his microphone and addresses the crowd.*
The Rock: Finally...The Rock...has come back to...
*The Rock looks around the arena, confused.*
The Rock: Look...The Rock thought you guys said you would give The Rock a cue-card...hell, The Rock has no damn idea where he is...all he knows is that there are some DAMN ugly women...where are we, Russia?! Girls are all hairy and disgusting...
*The crowd boos at The Rock.*
The Rock: The Rock has said it once, he's said it a million times...The Rock doesn't care if you boo him, hell...The Rock doesn't care if you cheer him. Let The Rock tell the story though...The Rock was in the back with Alyssa watching this Birthday show...and The Rock thought to himself "Let The Rock give XHF a birthday!"...and then The Rock realized that there is nobody in the back that is even ON PAR with the great one...not one person can take The Rock...but that's normal...not many people can go ONE...ON...ONE...
*The crowd finishes the phrase "WITH THE GREAT ONE"*
The Rock: Whoa! This isn't sing-a-long with The Rock, The Rock understood that you wanted to boo him, so shut your damn mouths, The Rock isn't finished!
*The crowd goes on a tirade of boos again*
The Rock: Anyway, The Rock wants some jabroni from the back...any of them, The Rock wants them to come out right now...and The Rock wants this jabroni to explain WHY nobody will face the great one...The Rock doesn't got all day, hell...we got a show to run! The Rock demands an answer though dammit...nobody will go one-on-one with The Great One...
*All of a sudden, a man is seen swinging from a tight rope, and swings into the ring and knocks The Rock out of the ring with a dropkick! The man jumps off the rope, to reveal Chris Williams! He smiles and grins, and then runs out of the ring an to the back, leaving The Rock in shock!*
King: Chris Williams!?
Ray: The original idiot is back!
*The lights go out and a green searchlight comes across the sage and XtremeTron as the voice of Linkin Park can be heard in the background and the beginning of Faint by Linkin Park can be heard.*
"I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I cant help the fact that everybody can see these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here cause you want what I've got"
*As the chorus begins Decoy steps out onto the stage to the support of the cheering fans. He runs towards the ring and jumps onto the apron before stepping into the ring and raising his arms to the fans.*
King: No Ray, thats the original idiot.
Cole: Hes not an idiot, hes just been hit in the head too much.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Silverchair's "Black Tangled Heart" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels through the curtain. He is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pennant. He continues to the ring as the announcer speaks his name..."The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent.*
Joey: Christopher Daniels is something a champion should be, hes cocky and he can back it up in the ring.
*The beginning guitar riffs of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the XtremeTron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the XtremeTron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the XtremeTron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
Cole: Venom is all that too.
Joey: Yeah, but Venom is too into the people, and I dont like that.
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "The Sky Is Falling" by Queens Of The Stone Age is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
"The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today"
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire and his XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for the match to begin.*
King: You da man Charlie!
Ray: Im not going to deny it, Charlie Velez has been a great Junior Heavyweight Champion so far.
Fatal Fourway Elimination Match for the XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels vs. Venom vs. "The Future" Charlie Velez vs. Decoy
*Charlie begins to point at his Junior Heavyweight championship talking trash to Venom and Decoy, until the referee asks him to take off his championship. Charlie unstraps the belt around his waist and gives it to the referee, as Annette is handed the belt and walks out of the ring. All four men stand in a corner and staring at each other, until Charlie Velez and Venom walk up to each other and start a shoving contest. Venom is the first to attack, knocking Charlie down with a forearm shot. Christopher Daniels attacks Venom from behind, but Decoy is there to stop the attack. Charlie and Venom take their fight to the outside, as Decoy sends Christopher Daniels in a corner and delivers a kick to the stomach. Christopher Daniels bends over, as Decoy grabs him in a front facelock and sets him up for a suplex. Decoy holds Christopher Daniels up in the air for a while so the blood with go to his head, but then slams him head first into the mat with a brainbuster! Christopher Daniels sits up almost dazed, until Decoy pushes him to his back and makes the cover. Christopher Daniels kicks out before the count of three, as Decoy begin to pound him. On the outside Charlie Velez and Venom continue to trade lefts and rights, until Venom knees Charlie in the stomach. He grabs Charlie and then throws him shoulder first into the ring steps! Charlie hits the steps hard and screams in pain, as Venom taunts to the crowd. They cheer for him, and Venom runs to Charlie, then delivers a dropkick to his face, knocking off the ring steps! Charlie holds his head, as Venom walks up to the apron. Decoy sees this and begins to lift up Christopher Daniels, and then goes behind him and lifts him up to his shoulders. Venom begins to look around to hype up the crowd, and then springboards off the third rope and leaps off, and hits a hurricanrana onto Christopher Daniels off the shoulders of Decoy!*
Cole: Phenomenal!
Ray: Absolutely amazing!
*Once Venom hits the mat he covers Christopher Daniels, but before the count of three Charlie Velez slides into the ring and breaks up the cover! Decoy is there to get Charlie off of Venom, as he kicks him in his chest. Charlie holds his chest, while Decoy grabs his wrist and begins to throw him into the ropes. Charlie doesnt go all the way to the ropes though, as he twists himself around and pulls Decoy to him, and then picks him up and slams him into the mat with a powerslam! Charlie hooks the leg of Decoy, but Decoy is able to kick out. Charlie climbs up to his feet, but once he turns to Venom, Venom knocks him down with a standing enziguri! Charlie falls face first to the mat dazed, as Christopher Daniels runs and clotheslines Venom out of the ring. Christopher Daniels waits for Venom to get to his feet, so he can run to the ropes opposite where Venom is, and then leaps over the ropes knocking Venom down with a Plancha! Christopher Daniels begins to pound on Venom, as Decoy slowly climbs up to his feet and goes through the middle rope, walking on the apron. Decoy is behind Christopher Daniels and taunts for him to turn around. Christopher Daniels gets up to his feet and turns around, right into a huge clothesline by Decoy! Decoy stands up and hype up the crowd, as Charlie Velez slowly climbs up to his feet and faces Decoy. Charlie grabs the top rope and springboards off it, twisting onto the second rope. Decoy turns around, as Charlie Velez bounces off the second rope and twists in midair and connects with The Unforgiven onto the padding! Charlie stands up and screams at the crowd, as they surprisingly cheer for him. He just ignores them and lifts Decoy up and rolls him into the ring. Charlie makes the cover, but Venom pulls Charlie out of the ring before the count of three! Charlie stands up to his feet and faces Venom, right into a straight kick to the face! Venom slides into the ring, and Decoy slowly climbs up to his feet. Decoy is all the way up to his feet, when Venom comes from behind and gets a schoolboy in! Decoy kicks out before the count of three, and turns to Venom who shrugs his shoulders telling him everyman for himself!*
King: Venoms right Cole, everyman for himself!
*Decoy shakes his head and extends his hand for a handshake and Venom goes for it, but Decoy just clotheslines him down! Decoy stomps on Venom, while Venom is climbing up to his feet. Venom gets a kick in the stomach of Decoy, bending him over. Venom chops Decoy in the chest to stand him up straight, and then jumps for a spinning wheel kick. Decoy ducks the kick so Venom tries to get him for a leg sweep, but Decoy jumps up and extends his legs, hitting a leg drop into the back of Venoms neck! Decoy then turns Venom to his back and covers him, but Venom kicks out. Christopher Daniels crawls into the ring behind Decoy, as Decoy taunts for Venom to get up. Christopher Daniels runs and lifts a knee, driving it into the lower back of Decoy, as Decoy falls to his knees holding his back. Christopher Daniels grabs Decoy in a full nelson, and lifts him up and slams him face first into the mat with the Judgment Call! Decoy lies motionless on the mat, as Christopher Daniels turns him over and hooks the leg. 1-2-kick out by Decoy! Christopher Daniels sits up in shocked, as Charlie Velez finally gets into the ring and begins to stomp on Decoy, and then lifts him up to his feet. Charlie Velez and Christopher Daniels whip him into the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but Decoy ducks and bounces off the ropes. This time Christopher Daniels and Charlie Velez go for a double back body drop, but when they lift Decoy up he flips onto his feet! They turn around and Decoy is once again running to the ropes and going for a double clothesline, but Grace Personified catch him and then slam him into the mat with The Unwritten Law!*
King: UNWRITTEN LAW!!
Cole: That was unbelievable!
*Charlie Velez makes the cover on Decoy, but Venom is there to break it up before the count of three! Christopher Daniels attacks Venom from behind, and picks him up and lifts him up to his shoulders. Christopher Daniels then spins Venom causing Venom to land on his feet and goes for The Last Rites, but Venom turns around and hits a northern lights suplex on Christopher Daniels! Venom bridges the pin, but Christopher Daniels kicks out! Venom climbs up to his feet, right into a kick in the gut by Charlie Velez. Venom is bent over and Charlie sets him up for the Xtermination, but before he can do anything Venom lifts him twists him, slamming him into the mat with a powerbomb! Venom falls to the mat tired after using all his strength, as Decoy is finally climbing up to his feet and sees this, and tells the crowd that he is going to do something. He walks to Charlie, but sees Christopher Daniels is climbing up to his feet. Decoy taunts for Christopher Daniels to turn around, and when Daniels does Decoy hits the In The Way! Decoy covers Christopher Daniels, but Charlie Velez is there to break up the cover! Venom finally gets up and runs to Charlie Velez going for a hurricanrana, but Charlie Velez holds him and throws him out of the ring! Charlie begins to shout at Venom from the outside, which allows Venom to come from behind and grab the arms of Charlie! Decoy twists Charlie around going for The Wall, but Charlie able to get his arms free and pick him up for a backdrop, but pushes him back down for the X-Drop! Charlie quickly hooks the leg, and eliminates Decoy!*
Eliminated: Decoy
Cole: This is just like Decimation King!
King: We can only hope the result is the same, Charlie Velez is such a great Junior Heavyweight Champion.
Ray: I hate to agree with you there King, but Charlie Velez is a great Junior Heavyweight Champion.
*Decoy rolls out of the ring after being eliminated, as Christopher Daniels climbs up to his feet. Charlie looks at Christopher Daniels with smirk on his face, as he waits for him to turn around. Christopher Daniels finally turns around and is picked up in a powerslam, but then swung around and slammed into the mat with The Real Deal! Charlie Velez hooks the leg of his partner, but Christopher Daniels kicks out! Charlie Velez pounds his hand against the mat, and then lifts Christopher Daniels to his feet. Charlie chops him in the chest and then whips him into the ropes, and misses a clothesline. Christopher Daniels runs to the ropes and when Charlie turns around Daniels knocks him down with a Heavens Gate! Before Christopher Daniels could make the cover though, Venom springboards off the top rope and dropkicks Christopher Daniels down! Venom doesnt make the cover, instead he stomps on Christopher Daniels, and then goes to work on Charlie Velez. Venom lifts up Charlie and kicks him in the stomach, and then grabs him in a front facelock. Venom points to the sky and runs to the second rope and springboards off, and swings around hitting a springboard tornado DDT on Charlie! Charlie lies on the mat motionless and Venom covers him, but before the count of three Annette pulls the referee out of the ring! Annette and the referee argue, but she then suddenly slaps him across the face!*
Ray: What a bitch.
King: Hey! Thats not nice.
*The referee falls down holding his face, as Venom is irate in the ring. He gets out of the ring and begins to argue with Annette, but she just runs away! Venom chases Annette around the ring, and then she slides and in and he chases after her, but once he stands up Charlie Velez knocks him down with a superkick! Charlie falls on top of Venom and makes the cover, but the referee is climbing up from the outside! Charlie stands up and begins to scream at the referee, as Christopher Daniels stands up behind Charlie Velez. Christopher Daniels turns him around and begins to send forearm shots into the face of Charlie Velez, and then whips him into the ropes, and when Charlie bounces back Daniels knocks him down with a dropkick! Christopher Daniels taunts to the crowd for the Last Word, and begins to lift Charlie Velez up to his feet! He crosses Charlies arms in the front and begins to lift Charlie up for the move, but he then suddenly puts Charlie down!*
Ray: What the?
Joey: He could have finished Charlie right there, why didnt he do it?
*Charlie turns around with shock on his face, as Christopher Daniels tells him that theyre going to work together! Charlie grins and shakes his head, but then moves out of the way as Venom dropkicks Christopher Daniels out of the ring! Charlie gets up and goes to kick Venom in the stomach, but Venom catches his foot and spins him around, and kicks him in the stomach and sets him between his legs. Venom taunts to the crowd and lifts Charlie up for the Casualty To Society! He goes to step over, but pulls himself up and begins to send punches into the face of Venom. Venom doesnt release the hold though and tries to step over, but Charlie just wont go down! Venom finally releases Charlie and Charlie climbs up to his feet and goes for a clothesline, but Venom ducks and crosses both of the arms of Charlie and then deliveries a X-Plex! The referee is finally up and crawls into the ring and starts the count, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: The Future Charlie Velez
King: NOOOOO!!!
Cole: We will officially have a new Junior Heavyweight Champion!
*Charlie Velez rolls out of the ring in pure shock, as Annette is there to hold him up. Charlie falls to his knees and looks down, and all of a sudden begins to cry! Annette is there to console him, as the arena begins to laugh at him.*
Ray: Haha, what a baby!
King: Hes not a baby. Hes just very emotional.
*Venom stands up and begins to laugh at Charlie, until Christopher Daniels runs from behind and forearms Venom in the back. Christopher Daniels grabs Venom in a waistlock and leans back going for a German suplex, but Venom flips over landing on his feet! Christopher Daniels gets up and turns around and Venom goes for a dropkick, but Daniels just pushes him out of the way. Venom climbs up to his feet and Christopher Daniels goes for some type of kick, but Venom ducks as Christopher Daniels lands on his feet. Venom goes for a kick to the gut on Daniels, but Daniels grabs his foot and flips Venom, causing him to land on his feet. Once Venoms feet hits the mat Venom charges for a clothesline, but Christopher Daniels ducks and turns Venom around, sending a boot straight into the gut. Venom bends over and Christopher Daniels picks him up in a suplex position, but then slams him down with the Saving Grace! Christopher Daniels makes sure to make the cover quickly, but Venom gets a shoulder up before three. Daniels gets to his feet and grabs the hair of Venom, and begins sending fists into his face. Christopher Daniels lifts Venom up to his feet and chops him into the nearest corner, and then picks him up and sets him on the turnbuckle. Christopher Daniels turns back first to Venom, and lifts him up for the Fall From Grace. Before Christopher Daniels could walk to the center of the ring though, Venom gets out of the move and send fists into the head of The Fallen Angel. Venom grabs him in a reverse facelock and swings around going for a reverse tornado DDT, but Christopher Daniels places Venom on his feet and twists himself hitting a northern lights suplex! The referee starts the count, but with great strength Christopher Daniels flips over back to his feet and sends Venom for another northern lights suplex, but this time he releases him causing him to crash into the corner!*
Cole: That was perfect.
King: I told you Cole, Christopher Daniels isnt a joke, hes The Fallen Angel!
*Christopher Daniels drags Venom away from the corner and makes the cover, but Venom kicks out! Christopher Daniels sits up with disappointment in his face, and then stands up to his feet. Christopher Daniels drags Venom into the center of the ring, and then mocks the crowd. Charlie Velez and Annette are finally walking up the ramp, as Christopher Daniels runs to the second rope and bounce up to the third and goes for a moonsault, but Venom moves out of the way at the last second! Christopher Daniels climbs up to his feet holding his stomach, as Venom climbs up and lifts Daniels for a bodyslam, but lands Daniels on his feet and hits the Grande Finale V1! Charlie sees this on the XtremeTron and turns around and begins to run to the ring! He doesnt head for the ring, instead he goes to the timekeepers table and grabs the Junior Heavyweight Championship! The timekeeper begins to argue with Charlie, but he just knocks him out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship! He then gets into the ring and taunts for Venom to turn around, but the referee is there to stop Charlie! Charlie looks at the referee, and then knocks out the referee with a title shot to the head!*
Joey: Charlie is getting his revenge after losing his title!
*Charlie Velez taunts for Venom to get up, as he and Christopher Daniels begins to climb to their feet. Venom finally gets up and Charlie charges towards him to hit him across the head with the title, but Venom ducks and Charlie strikes Daniels with a shot to the head! Charlie looks shocked at what he just did, and then turns around right into a straight kick by Venom! Charlie rolls out of the ring as Venom then covers Christopher Daniels! A referee runs down the ramp and begins to make the count, 1-2-Christopher Daniels gets a shoulder up!*
Cole: Christopher Daniels is still alive!
King: This is awesome Cole.
*Venom sits up and pounds his fist against the mat, and then climbs up to his feet. Christopher Daniels is still dazed by the title shot across the head, but is slowly climbing up to his feet. Venom runs to the ropes and springboards off the second and flips over and catches Daniels in position for the Grand Finale V2! Venom goes to slam Christopher Daniels down, but Daniels flips over backwards landing on his feet and hits a modified version of The Last Rites! Christopher Daniels makes the cover, 1-2-3!*
Eliminated: Venom
Winner and the new XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion: The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
Cole: The Fallen Angel is the new champion!
King: Yes, the Prophecy still holds the gold!
*Christopher Daniels sits up and holds his arms in the air, as Charlie Velez slides into the ring staring at his partner. Christopher Daniels turns to him and stands up. The two stare at each other, as Charlie is still holding the Junior Heavyweight Championship in his hand. Venom slowly climbs up to his feet, and Charlie hits him in the back of the head with the title! Christopher Daniels smiles as Charlie places the title onto his shoulder and then grabs his wrist and holds it up in the air, as the camera shows Annette cheering on the two. Charlie helps his partner out of the ring and to the back.*
Cole: There he is, our new Junior Heavyweight champion.
Ray: Tonight has been awesome.
Joey: I agree with you there.
King: Me too.
*The arena lights go out and the fans begin to stir in anticipation of what is to come. Suddenly... BOOM! Huge flaming pyros shoot out of the stage, shocking the fans as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the arenas sound system. The fans instantly rise to their feet in boos as the curtain flips open and the XHF's Executive Enforcer, Martyr, steps out onto the stage using his crutches. Martyr slowly makes his way down the ramp until he reaches the ring where the ring crew assists him inside. Martyr is then handed a microphone as he stands up using his crutches and the music cuts. The fans continue to boo, but Martyr ignores it and speaks over the distractions.*
Martyr: "Well folks, looks like its time! Rat, Mongo... get your asses out here cause I've made up my mind!"
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the "bird" lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters "XHF" fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with "XHF" is projected onto the ring mat. The letters "H" and "F" are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an "X". As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large "X" above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring. Mongos music fades as he takes a microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak.*
Mongo: "Come on Martyr, I'm out here now you can say it, you're Mongo Corp. No need to wait on that loser, Rat."
*Martyr chuckles a bit and shakes his head as Mongo continues.*
Mongo: "Oh come on Martyr, I need you to be my Lieutenant-"
*Suddenly, Mongo is cut off as the starting guitar riffs from Staind's "Price To Play" hits the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, yelling at fans before entering the ring a quite literally grabbing the microphone out of Mongo's hands. Mongo looks furious at this as Rat's music dies down and he begins to speak.*
Rat: "Martyr, my good man... don't listen to this fat fool. He only wants to use you. Remember the good times you had with the Revolution? Well come back, lets have some more. Remember who got you started in this business... it was the RWF. Don't listen to this fat fuck up, we can RULE THE WORLD..."
*Instantly, Mongo gets furious and steps up into the face of Rat Bastard. The crowd begins to cheer, expecting an explosion as the two exchange some choice words, until Martyr intervenes.*
Martyr: "Hey, hey now! You guys break this shit up right now, save it for the Complex!"
*Rat and Mongo stair each other down for several seconds before they finally decide to take Martyr's advice and they back down off of each other.*
Martyr: "Now, this is why this is so hard for me. You two will always be at odds and I will always have to choose between the two biggest people in this business. You two can try and bribe me all you want, but the fact remains that I am my own man..."
*Suddenly, Martyr drops one of his crutches and grabs with both hands on the other, swinging it and gutting Mongo in the stomach! The fans seem shocked as Mongo doubles over and Martyr swings the crutch once again smashing it over the back of the XHF owner! Mongo hits the mat in pain as Rat stands with wide eyes for several seconds before jumping up and down in joy at the fact that Martyr chose the RWF and laid out Mongo in the process! The fans boo loudly as Martyr drops the broken crutch and picks up the other one, looking like he is going to balance himself again, but suddenly Martyr turns around and smashes the second crutch over Rat Bastard's head! The crutch shatters as Rat is dazed for a second before falling to the mat in pain! The fans look stunned as Martyr rips off his leg splint and grabs a microphone.*
Martyr: "YES, THATS RIGHT, I AM MY OWN MAN! RAT... MONGO... YOU TWO MOTHER FUCKERS HAVE BEEN USING ME... HOLDING ME DOWN, AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT. MONGO, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LITTLE BUSINESS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! RAT, YOU CAN DO THE SAME WITH THE RWF CAUSE I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH SHIT FROM EITHER OF YOU ANYMORE!!! YOU TWO ASSHOLES DON'T..."
*The crowd joins in on Martyr's famous catchphrase.*
Martyr: "TREAD... ON... ME!!!"
*"Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the sound system as the crowd is shocked. Martyr walks out of the ring on his own free will looking aggressive as he heads up the ramp and out the arena.*
Cole: Martyr stands alone!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of the great Metallica themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Motherfuckers got in my head,
Tried To Make Me Someone Else Instead..
(Chorus)..It's My World Now,..
It's MY World Now,..
It's My World NOW,..
..IT'S MY WORLDDD!!.."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Metallica's brand spanking' new St. Anger album tune "My World" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
King: Oh, new badass Rage.
Joey: Every Rage sucks.
Cole: You might think he sucks, but he has been very successful these two years in the XHF.
*A guitar is heard throughout the arena as the lights dim and begin flashing between white and black. Drums kick in as "Everything Sucks" by Dope hits the PA and Storm's hired muscle, Big Bill makes his way out from behind the curtain and stops, standing there with his arms crossed. Lance Storm soon emerges from behind the curtain wearing the X*Crown championship anywhere the belts will go and holding his arms up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm and Big Bill make their way down the ramp, Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes with his arms holding the titles up in the air as Big Bill stands at ringside without taking his eyes off of his client. Storm then walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
Cole: Lance Storm should be proud that he won the X*Crown, but hes only been complaining.
King: Id be complaining too if somebody took one of my championships!
*The arena goes dark, the fans can be heard muttering about who is coming out, and the watchers are caught by surprise when "South Of Heaven" by Slayer hits and a curtain of gold pyro falls from the ceiling and continues to shower down as the song plays, when the theme slows the pyro comes to a halt and "Primetime" Chris Sanders is seen standing on the ramp with his back to the crowd and his right arm raised in the air, clutched in a fist, as the drum beats continue on, spurts of the gold pyro come down in a synchronized motion with the beats as Sanders turns and makes his way to the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as he reclines against the corner turnbuckle and yawns as he waves for the bell to be rung.*
Joey: And this is the icing on the cake.
X*Crown Championship
Special Referee: "Primetime" Chris Sanders
Rage vs. Lance Storm
*Rage ducks underneath Storm's clothesline, and kicks Storm in the gut, pulling him into a front facelock, but Lance Storm, still fresh in the match, reverses it into a Release Northen lights Suplex, which Rage quickly recovers from. Rage takes down Lance Storm with a brawler style tackle, landing hard right blows to his head, as Lance bounces on the mat sporadically. Rage then comes to his feet, and begins stomping on Lance, until Lance pulls himself out the ring.*
Joey: Good strategy by Lance.
Ray: Cowardly if you ask me.
*The crowd begins to cheer wildly, as Lance begins cursing at Rage while Rage beckons for him to get back into the ring. Lance slides in, but Rage stomps at the spot, and this continues to happen until Sanders steps in, backing Rage away from the ropes. Rage begins to argue with Sanders, until he notices Lance going for a Superkick, and ducks left, only to turn around and pull Lance Storm in for a Spinebuster. He picks up Lance and Irish Whips him to the ropes. When Lance comes back, Rage picks him up into the air, and slams him flat down in a Baldo-Bomb type maneuver, going for the pin cover after.*
Cole: This could do it!
*Lance kicks out a two, and Sanders begins chuckling at Rage. Rage gives Sanders the finger, and then kicks Sanders in the gut, going for the Fist of Rage, until Lance takes out Rage's right leg from behind. He decides to attempt and capitalize on this, by whipping Rage over into a Half Boston Crab, but Rage reverses, pushing Lance Storm out the ring. Rage slides out the ring this time, while Sanders begins to count the ten count. 1... Rage picks up Lance Storm and throws him into the steel chairs. 2... Rage chops Lance in his chest... 3... Lance stops Rage, and begins to fight back, kicking Rage in his left leg with a stiff sidekick... 4.... Lance throws Rage into the barricade, and then slides into the ring breaking up the ten count.*
Joey: Another good strategy by Lance.
Ray: This time Ill have to agree with you.
*Lance slides back out, and Sanders gets out the ring behind him. Lance goes to land hard stiff punches to Rage's head, but Sanders gets in between the two, and tells Lance to get back into the ring, along with Rage. The two reluctantly abide by Sanders, and slides back into the ring. Lance quickly downs Rage with a dropkick as Rage comes to his feet. Lance then pins Rage, but Sanders only gets out a one count, as Lance looks frustrated as hell. He pulls Rage up from the mat, and then downs him with a DDT. He then climbs to the top rope, and signals for the top rope spinning heel kick, as Rage stumbles to his feet. He pushes off the turnbuckle, but Rage catches him, landing the Fist of Rage with a violent slam to the mat. He goes for the pin, but Sanders only counts out a two count, before Lance Storm gets his foot on the ropes.*
King: Ha, eat that Rage!
*Frustrated as hell, Rage picks up Lance, setting him up for a second Fist of Rage, but Lance reverses, hooking his legs around Rage's neck and whipping him down to the floor with a hurricanrana. He then drops an elbow on Rage, before coming back to his feet. He beckons for Rage to get up, and Rage does so almost immediately, only to get nailed with a very loud Reality Check. Lance goes for the pin, and picks up the three count.*
Winner and still X*Crown Champion: Lance Storm
Cole: Lance Storm retains his title!
Joey: Because he had a great strategy going into this match.
*Lance holds up all four of his titles, until he looks back at Chris Sanders, who's holding the Ultimate Title. Lance Storm walks over to Sanders non-chalantly, and extends a hand in sort of an act of gratitude. Sanders accepts the hand and shakes it, hitting the mat two seconds later from a second Reality Check. Lance Storm snatches his belt back, and then heads back up the ramp, with Big Bill at his side.*
King: Lance Storm got his title back!
*The Annihilation Complex is slowly lowered from the ceiling, places on the cells around the XtremeTron and one around the ring. Some workers come and help construct the title tunnel, connecting the two.*
Cole: That is scary.
Ray: Yes, but it must be solved tonight.
Joey: What? Who can kill each other the most?
King: No you idiot, whos the best in the company right now.
*"Everybody Out Of The Water" by The Wallflowers hits over the arena sound system as white lights begin to flash with the music. Suddenly, the curtain flips open and Joey Ryan steps out on the stage to a pop from the crowd. Joey shakes himself off on the stage for a bit before he raises his arms into the air, getting a response from the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp and through the tunnel, and walks around the ring. Joey slides into the ring, and quickly stands up and raises his arms once more, getting another pop out of the crowd as his music fades.*
Cole: Can Joey Ryan pick up a win?
*Born Of a Broken Man by Rage Against The Machine plays as Gravedigger walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. Gravedigger then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
Ray: Im going with this man, Gravedigger.
King: That makes you an idiot.
*The screen comes on, revealing Reeshi, staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship high in the air after allowing Destruction and Reak to taste defeat and become the XHF Champion. It then goes to Reeshi and Rhein raising each others hands in the middle of the ring, followed by a shot of Reeshi in the Annihilation Complex and the final one is a bloodied Reeshi staggering to his feet, holding the XHF Championship above his head. The new clips begin to play as the tune of "Fear" by Disturbed once again hits the speakers and the clips begin to switch back and forth over and over again, getting quicker and quicker until you cant make out what is happening in either of the clips. The clips become a blur and are followed by the screen become static. A beam of light, seemingly dropping from the rafter strikes the screen, which causes a severe glow through the arena. Suddenly an explosion goes off on top of the stage and the chorus of Fear begins to play which allows the glow to slowly fade as shadows begin to crawl throughout the smoke left behind by the explosions. Through the smoke walks Reeshi, the. Reeshi walks down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets up onto the middle turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, taunting the booing fans.*
Joey: Im going with Reeshi, I mean hes held the XHF title longer than anybody and will do anything to win it back.
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
Cole: Mongo wants it more though, so Im going with him.
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hit the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it gazing out evilly into the crowd. Bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, yelling at fans.*
Cole: Ugh, I hate Rat Bastard.
Ray: Me too.
*The arena becomes silent as the Foo Fighter's "My Hero" starts up with a slow drumbeat. White pyros slowly shoot from the stage and get a bit bigger as the guitar hits, then fill the stage as the bass comes in. The pyro sparks fill the stage blackening out what is behind them until they suddenly die and Scorpion is revealed with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder. Scorpion stands there for a moment taking in the cheers from the crowd before slowly making his way down the ramp. Scorpion reaches the end of the ramp and climbs onto the ring apron via the steps and stops once again on the ring apron as the crowd chants his name. Scorpion then steps in the ring and paces hoists the title above his head as the song ends.*
King: Im pulling for Scorpion, because I want to rain on all yours parade! Haha!
Annihilation Complex Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Rat Bastard vs. Joey Ryan vs. Mongo The Destroyer vs. Scorpion vs. Reeshi vs. Gravedigger
*Scorpion hands the referee his XHF title as the bell sounds, and once it does Rat Bastard and Mongo run to each other and trade blows. Mongo and Rat continue to fight, as Joey Ryan attacks Reeshi. Ryan sends Reeshi into the corner while Gravedigger and Scorpion square off, and Ryan kicks Reeshi in the stomach. He grabs his wrist and goes to throw him into the opposite corner, but Reeshi holds onto the ropes and pulls Joey Ryan back to him and lifts him up onto his shoulders and back body drops him over the ropes! Reeshi then goes to follow, as Gravedigger is sending chops into the chest of Scorpion. Gravedigger whips Scorpion to the ropes and misses a superkick, which allows Scorpion to bounce off the ropes and knock Gravedigger down with a flying forearm! Scorpion mounds Gravedigger and begins to pound on him, as Mongo is sending his shoulder into the stomach of Rat in the corner. Mongo stops and looks at the crowd, and then grabs Rat by the hair and walks with him into the center of the ring. Mongo then lifts Rat over his head for a press slam, but then runs forward and throws Rat out of the ring, crashing into the cell! Rat Bastard falls to the padding holding his back, and Mongo goes out of the ring to finish him off.*
Cole: Mongo wants to kill Rat.
King: I would to, but too bad I love the new Rat Bastard. RWF FOR LIFE!
Cole: What the hell are you talking about?
King: Cole, as much as I love Mongo, I love Rat Bastard a bit more, so Im joining in the Revolution.
Joey: You fucking traitor.
King: Screw you.
Ray: Come down, we have a XHF Title match going on!
*Reeshi pushes Joey Ryans back against the cell, and begins to send punches into his stomach. Joey Ryan is in pain, and Reeshi grabs him by his head and neck. He looks around the arena and laughs and goes to send Joey Ryans head into the cell, but Joey Ryan gets a foot up to stop him! Reeshi is in shock, while Reeshi grabs the head of Reeshi and sends it face first into the cell! Joey Ryan begins to smudge his face against the cell, busting Reeshi open! Inside the ring Gravedigger and Scorpion are still going at it, with Gravedigger kicking Scorpion in the stomach. Scorpion is bent over holding his stomach, as Gravedigger runs to the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Gravedigger makes the cover, but Scorpion gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Gravedigger grabs the head of Scorpion and slams it against the mat, but then lifts him up to his feet. Gravedigger sets Scorpion up for the Sky High, but Joey Ryan slides into the ring and then runs and knocks Gravedigger out of the ring with a clothesline! Joey Ryan then follows, while Mongo is continuing the assault on Rat Bastard. Rat is on his knees dazed and confused, and Mongo grabs him by his throat! Mongo lifts Rat up to his feet and taunts for the chokeslam, but Rat gets a cheap kick in the nuts! Mongo lets go of Rat and bends over in pain, and Rat pulls out a pipe from his boot and smacks Mongo across the head with it! Mongo is busted open from the shot, as Rat begins to scream at him. Joey Ryan and Gravedigger begin to fight up the tunnel, and Gravedigger takes Joey Ryan down with a drop toehold crashing him into the padding. Joey Ryan holds his nose, as Gravedigger grabs him by his tights and lifts him up and throws him head first into the side of the tunnel!*
Cole: My god!
King: Talk about a headache.
*Reeshi is slowly climbing up to his feet with blood dripping down his face, and makes it into the ring. Scorpion is in the corner holding his neck, and sees Reeshi. Reeshi stands up and looks at Scorpion, as the crowd explodes seeing these two in the ring once again. Scorpion stands up and goes for a clothesline, but Reeshi ducks and turns around and goes to a kick to the gut, but Scorpion grabs him by the foot. Scorpion throws Reeshis foot down and Reeshi goes for a forearm shot, but Scorpion ducks it and runs to the ropes, and runs right into a powerslam by Reeshi! A bloody Reeshi makes the cover on Scorpion, but Scorpion kicks out before the count of three. Rat Bastard continues to send a pipe into the ribs of Mongo, leaving the big man down on the floor holding his ribs. Rat spits in the face of Mongo, and then drops the lead pipe and picks Mongo up. Mongo is barely to stand on his feet, but Rat sets him up and throws him with a t-bone suplex, crashing into the cell! Mongo is in pain, as Rat just leaves him and runs and clotheslines Gravedigger from behind. Rat Bastard begins to stomp on Gravedigger, as Joey Ryan climbs up to his feet and helps Rat with the stomping. Rat Bastard looks at Joey Ryan and grins, but Joey Ryan slaps Rat across the face! Rat turns around and holds his face, and the turns to attack Joey Ryan, but Ryan catches Rat and lifts him up, causing him to crash through the top of the tunnel! Rat Bastard is stuck, as Joey Ryan and Gravedigger look at him in amazement! They look at each other and nod, and Joey Ryan runs to the ring and goes under it, and grabs two kendo sticks! He walks over to Rat and throws a kendo stick to Joey Ryan, and the two then begin to send kendo stick shots to the back and stomach of Rat Bastard! Rat screams in pain from the shots, when all of a sudden Mongo rises up to his feet and grabs the pipe that Rat used! A blood Mongo walks to Rat and then stops in the middle of the tunnel where Rat is. Joey Ryan and Gravedigger stop hitting Rat as they look at Mongo waiting for him to do something, and Mongo then swings the pipe into the groin of Rat Bastard!*
Cole: Oh my god!
King: Damn, this match is very violent.
Ray: Too violent if you ask me.
Joey: I love it!
*Rat Bastard falls to the padding and Joey Ryan and Gravedigger laugh, but Mongo suddenly hits them across the head with the pipe! Reeshi is punching Scorpion inside the ring, and then lifts him up to his feet. A bloody Reeshi slaps Scorpion across his face, which angers Scorpion as he turns Reeshi around and begins to send chops into his chest! Scorpion grabs Reeshi and goes to throw Reeshi, but Reeshi reverses it and goes for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks and gets behind Reeshi and slams him into the mat with a huge german suplex! Scorpion bridges the pin, but Reeshi gets a shoulder up before the count of three! Scorpion gets up and stomps on Reeshi, and lifts him up to his feet. Scorpion applies a front facelock to Reeshi, and then throws Reeshis arm behind his neck and then lifts him up for a suplex. Scorpion holds Reeshi up in the air for a while, which allows Reeshi to float behind Scorpion and get him in a full nelson, and then slams Scorpion into the mat with his own Scorpion Plex! Reeshi bridges the hold, but Scorpion gets a shoulder up! Reeshi sits up wondering what he could do, as Mongo picks up Rat onto his shoulders and walks all the way up to the top of the ramp way, and grabs Rat by the throat once again. This time he doesnt taunt, he just lifts Rat up in the air and slams him into the steel ramp with a chokeslam! Rat screams in pain, but Mongo picks him up again and grabs him in a bearhug, but runs into the Birthday Shows set and slams his back against the steel! Rat falls to the floor, as Joey Ryan and Gravedigger are finally getting up after the pipe shot to the head. They both walk up behind Mongo, and begin to beat on him! Gravedigger kicks Mongo in the stomach, bending the big owner over. Both Joey Ryan and Gravedigger both apply a front facelock onto Mongo, and then throw one of his arms behind each of their necks. Joey Ryan and Gravedigger walk to the edge of the entranceway and then lift Mongo up, but then throws him off with a double front suplex, causing Mongo to crash into a table!*
King: Not Mongo!
Ray: I thought you were RWF now?
King: Im joining the revolution but I love Mongo too much to see that happen.
Cole: You are one strange man King.
*Reeshi finally gets out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp, as Scorpion gets up to his feet and goes out of the ring and clotheslines Reeshi from behind! Reeshi falls to the padding, but Scorpion picks him up and begins to send Reeshi into the side of the tunnel! Scorpion then goes to do it to the opposite side, but Reeshi reverses it and throws Scorpion into the side of the tunnel! Scorpion hits it hard and falls to his knees holding his neck, as Reeshi looks around for something. He looks up and finally finds it and grabs the top of the cell, and pulls himself up going through the hole! Reeshi makes it to the top of the tunnel and begins to walk to the cell that surrounds the ring, as Scorpion gets up. He sees this, and then jumps up and climbs to the top of the tunnel! Gravedigger and Joey Ryan are finally fighting each other, sending forearm shots until Joey Ryan gets a knee in. Joey Ryan places Gravedigger between his legs and lifts him up, and then slams him into the steel with an Amnesiac! Gravedigger lies on the steel face first, as Rat Bastard is seen climbing up the XtremeTron! Joey Ryan sees this, and begins to climb the XtremeTron himself! Paramedics are seen checking on Mongo The Destroyer, as Rat almost makes it to the top of the XtremeTron. Mongo gets to his feet under his own power, and then looks up to see Joey Ryan and Rat Bastard climbing up the XtremeTron! Mongo doesnt waste time, and slowly walks over to the side of the XtremeTron and begins to climb it himself! Rat Bastard seems to have made it all the way to the top, but Joey Ryan grabs him by the foot! Rat tries to get Joey Ryan off but he wont let go, as he pulls Rat down the XtremeTron. Rat tries to compromise with Joey Ryan, but Joey Ryan has none of it as he continues to try and knock Rat Bastard down! Rat holds on for dear life, when all of a sudden Mongo the Destroyer punches Joey Ryan in the side of the face! Joey Ryan releases Rat Bastard, as Mongo then pushes Joey Ryan off the XtremeTron, crashing into the huge electric wires, causing huge explosion!*
Cole: Holy shit! Thats just like what happened to Mick Foley at Royal Rumble 1999!
King: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Ray: Unbelievable!
Joey: See, I bet Rat cant do that King.
King: Heh, he would if he could.
*Holy shit chants break out through the arena, as Rat Bastard is wasting no time climbing up XtremeTron, and finds an opening and climbs on top of the cell surrounding the entrance way. Reeshi is seen finally on top of the other cell surrounding the ring, and Scorpion not too far behind. Reeshi crawls to the center of the cell and Scorpion gets up, and runs to Reeshi and double axe handles him in the back. Scorpion gets up to his feet and stomps on Reeshi, and then picks him up to his feet. Scorpion sets Reeshi between his legs going for a piledriver, but Scorpion cant lift Reeshi up, which allows Reeshi to back body drop Scorpion onto the cell! Scorpion lies with his back against the top of the cell, as Reeshi stands next to him and then delivers a leg drop. Scorpion holds his throat, but Reeshi pushes his hand away, and steps on the throat of Scorpion! The crowd boos as Reeshi taunts to them, as Rat is seen crawling away from the Mongo. Mongo finally makes it to the top of the cell and runs to Rat, and grabs him by the foot! Rat Bastard pleads for Mongo not to hurt him, but Mongo kicks him right in the stomach! Rat is in pain, as a bloody Mongo lifts Rat Bastard up to his feet, and lifts him up over his head! The crowd looks in awe, as Mongo throws Rat Bastard off the cell, dropping him to the tunnel below! Rat Bastard lies on the tunnel motionless, as Mongo looks down at him. Mongo then looks around at the arena, and all of a sudden jumps off the cell going for a body splash, but at the last second Rat Bastard moves and Mongo crashes through the tunnel!*
Peanut Gallery: Holy shit!
*Mongo The Destroyer is down on the ramp, as Rat Bastard turns and looks down in shock of what just happened. On the other cell Reeshi grabs Scorpion by the throat in attempt to do something, but Scorpion kicks him with a low blow! Reeshi lets go of Scorpion and Scorpion takes a step back. Reeshi finally stands up straight and Scorpion goes for a clothesline, but Reeshi ducks and turns Scorpion facing away from him and picks him up, backdropping him off the cell neck first into the tunnel!*
Cole: This is just too violent now.
Ray: I agree with you Michael.
*Scorpion lies against the tunnel folded in half, as Rat looks at him in pure horror. Gravedigger is finally getting up to his feet after being smashed head first into steel, and turns to see all that has just happened. Hes in shock, but Rage and the Kinetic Kollision Killers run from the back and begin to beat on him! Gravedigger falls to the floor and tries to cover himself, but the three men continue the assault. Rage picks up Gravedigger and drags him over Mongo, and into the ring, as the Kinetic Kollision Killers follow. Rage rolls Gravedigger into the ring and slides in, and then picks him up. Rage slaps Gravedigger across the face and then lifts him up to his shoulders and hits the Fist Of Rage! Gravedigger falls to the mat, as Rage tells the Kinetic Kollision Killers to hurt him. They both pick Gravedigger up, when all of a sudden the lights go out! A hard breathing noise is heard, as smoke fills up the upper ramp area. Two figures suddenly emerge from the back, when Cold by Static-X hits!*
Cole: No way.
Ray: Is it?
*The lights go back on, and the two men are The Dark Parade! The run down the ramp and leap over Mongo, and slide into the ring! The Scarecrow runs to Renegade, and knocks him down with a Spear! The Pumpkin knocks Fury down with a clothesline, and then goes for Rage. The Pumpkin forearms Rage into the ropes and then throws him. The Scarecrow stands behind The Pumpkin and The Pumpkin lifts him up, but The Scarecrow catches Rage and slams him face first into the mat with The Corrupt Anguish! The Dark Parade then begin to scream at Rage as the crowd explodes, and The Dark Parade head out of the ring and run to the back!*
Cole: The Dark Parade!
Joey: Yes, the Tag Team division has their first champions back!
King: Can this night get any crazier?
Ray: Well, this match isnt over!
*Joey Ryan is finally seen moving, with bruises all over his back. Rat Bastard is seen punching Scorpion in the head as Reeshi is climbing down the cell. Reeshi finally makes it to the bottom and looks at Rat, but then runs to him and kicks him in the face! Rat goes down, as Mongo finally climbs up to his feet and sees Reeshi. Mongo looks at Reeshi, and Reeshi looks at him, and Mongo flips Reeshi off! Reeshi is angered by this and begins to walk, but falls into the first hole caused by Rat Bastard! Reeshi falls and holds his knee, seeming to have landed on it. Mongo takes full advantage of it, as he begins to kick Reeshi in the injured knee. Mongo grabs the leg with the injured knee of Reeshi and drags it down the ramp, until he meets the ring. Mongo lifts Reeshi up and rolls him into the ring and then follows. Mongo lifts Reeshi up to his feet and applies a front facelock. Mongo lifts Reeshi up for a suplex but turns him in an angle for the Xtreme Driver! Mongo holds Reeshi up there, but Reeshi floats behind Mongo and applies a dragon sleeper! Reeshi begins to choke the life out of Mongo, when all of a sudden Gravedigger comes and knocks Reeshi down with a clothesline! Reeshi releases the hold on Mongo and falls back to the mat, where Gravedigger grabs him by the hair and takes him to the nearest corner. Gravedigger lifts Reeshi up onto the turnbuckle and then climbs up all the way to the third. Gravedigger punches Reeshi in the bloody forehead and gets him in position for a superplex. He stands up, but before he can drop him Reeshi punches him in the stomach! Gravedigger releases the hold and Reeshi taunts for The Highway To Hell, but Gravedigger places Reeshi between his legs and hooks both of his arms, and hits The Free Fall into the center of the ring! Gravedigger and Reeshi lie against the mat back first, as the crowd starts the Holy shit chants. Gravedigger is the first to move and slowly covers Reeshi, but before the count of three Rage is there to break up the cover! Rage pushes Gravedigger out of the ring and the two begin to brawl, as Joey Ryan finally makes it to the bottom of the ramp. He sees Reeshi out in the center of the ring and climbs up the apron. Rat Bastard slowly makes it down from the tunnel, as Joey Ryan extends to the top rope. Joey Ryan looks around at the arena with pain on his face, but then jumps off and hits a 450 Splash on Reeshi!*
Cole: Joey Ryan is going to win it!
King: No way.
Ray: Joey Ryan is going to become the youngest XHF World Heavyweight Champion!
*Joey Ryan bounces off Reeshi holding his stomach in pain, as Mongo The Destroyer picks him up onto his feet and gets him in a suplex position. Mongo lifts Joey up and in angle and spins around, and hits a spinning Xtreme Driver! Joey Ryan bounces off the mat in great height, as Rat Bastard slides into the ring and runs behind Mongo and gets him in The Rat Trap! Rat Bastard pulls back on the neck of Mongo, injuring his neck. Scorpion is finally seen on the ramp after going down from the tunnel, and sees whats happening in the ring. Scorpion runs to the ring as fast as he can and slides in, trying to save his title. He gets behind Rat and grabs both of his legs, and applies a Scorpion Lock! Rat is screaming in pain while executing his finisher on Mongo, and receiving The Scorpion Lock! The crowd is on their feet from that amazing display, when all of a sudden The RWF runs down the ramp! They get into the ring and attack Scorpion, causing Rat and Scorpion to release the hold. Rancor and Prodigy begin to beat on Scorpion, when Destruction comes running from the back with a sledgehammer in his hand to help Scorpion! Once Destruction slides into the ring Rancor and Prodigy scatter out of the ring as Destruction warns them. Prodigy and Rancor begin to argue with Destruction, as Scorpion is slowly climbing up to his feet. He is finally up to his feet, when all of a sudden Destruction turns around and delivers a sledgehammer shot to the head of Scorpion!*
Cole and Ray: What the hell just happened!?
Joey: Destruction just hit Scorpion in the head with a sledgehammer!
King: They were just playing video games a few days ago, what the hell is going on?
*Scorpion is busted open from the shot and Destruction makes his way out of the ring. Rat is seen crawling over to Scorpion and covers him, and the referee starts the count, 1-2-3! Rat Bastard is the new Xtreme Hardcore Federation World Heavyweight Champion!*
Winner and the new XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Rat Bastard
Cole: Rat Bastard did it!
King: The Revolution baby!
*Rat Bastard rolls off of Scorpion looking up at the ceiling, as the referee is handed the XHF Championship. The referee places it on the chest of Rat Bastard, as Destruction is seen laughing his way up the ramp. Prodigy and Rancor check on Rat, as Mr. X runs from the back and checks on Mongo. With the help of Prodigy and Rancor, Rat sits up and places the XHF title on his shoulder and looks around the arena, as the 2nd annual XHF Birthday Show, comes to a close.*