Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 23:00:46 GMT -5
*Far Behind hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "YOUR DECIMATION IS COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and The Unforgiven II by Metallica hits and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape, a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.*
Cole: Welcome to In The Oven!
King: Go Apollyon!
Cole: Didnt you hate Apollyon about a week ago?
King: But hes a bad guy now, so I like bad guys.
*P.O.D's School Of Hardknocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quickly makes his way down the ramp and does a pass around the ring before getting inside.*
Cole: Whats Greens connection with Apollyon?
King: You never know if theyre fan favorites or bad guys?
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: I hear the people in the back are big fans of Death Trap.
King: Well hes an idiot, I mean where the hell did he get Master Of Puppets from?
Cole: Its a Metallica album.
King: I dont listen to hip-hop.
*The beginning guitar riffs of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the XtremeTron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the XtremeTron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the XtremeTron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
King: The future is going to meet up with Charlie, and it wont be pretty.
Cole: Well see at Overheated.
Apollyon and "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green vs. Death Trap and Venom
*Apollyon and DT begin going at it in the middle of the ring as Venom and Gavin take their positions on the apron of the ring. Apollyon whips DT to the ropes and then takes him over with a back body drop but DT lands on his feet and shoves Apollyon into the ropes and nails him with a super kick right to the chops taking the big man off his feet and flattening him onto the mat. DT climbs to the top rope and awaits Apollyons recovery and then flies off taking the big man back down with a cross body block, he makes the cover but Apollyon kicks out at 2 and quickly gets to his feet. DT attempts another move but Apollyon kicks him in the gut and plants him into the mat with a DDT.*
King: Finally a move from Apollyon.
Cole: The big man has definitely been having it handed to him.
*Apollyon makes the tag to Green who gets into the ring and grabs DTs foot before he can tag in Venom. Green gets him to his feet and locks up hitting a quick suplex, he then rolls though and locks on a tight side headlock and begins to choke the life out of DT. Green finally releases the hold and then stands up and drops the elbow onto DT who is now almost completely out. Green lifts DT up and whips him to the corner, he charges but DT is able to get the foot up and boots Green right in the face who stumbles back and is soon slammed into the mat with a spinebuster from DT. DT finally tags in Venom and then collapses onto the apron and Venom hops the top rope and begins beating on Green.*
King: Venom is crazy.
Cole: Isnt he great.
*Venom charges and knocks Apollyon off the apron and then stocks Green, Gavin finally gets to his feet and Venom knocks him down with a spinning heel kick. Venom makes the cover but Gavin kicks out and crawls to the corner but Apollyon is still knocked down. Venom grabs Gavin by the foot and pulls him to his feet but he jumps and hits an enziguri and makes the cover but Venom kicks out at 2. Gavin begins to pull Venom to his feet but Venom quickly takes advantage, he tackles him into the corner post and then pulls him out and hits the Casualty to Society! Venom rolls Gavin into the cover, 1-2-3.*
Winners: Death Trap and Venom
*Venom stands up to taunt the crowd until*
???: Venom, look up here!
*Venom looks at the XtremeTron, to see the face of The Future Charlie Velez. The crowd boos, as Charlie just laughs.*
: Pitifulall of you. Booing me, but cheering a mediocre act such as Venom. Venom is nothing, and I mean NOTHING more than a mere mortal. Im the futureIm the past, and Im the present. Evolution has started, and will end with me. Venom, at Overheated you will experience three different eras of time, as I will wipe the floor with you inside the steel cage. Enjoy Your DamnationTHANKSbe to god.
*The XtremeTron fades, as Venom is there standing in the center of the ring shaking his head.*
King: Im drooling Cole.
Cole: At Overheated, Venom and Charlie Velez will butt heads one more timeinside a steel cage.
*The camera changes to showing a live shot of Rage and Torrie Wilson themselves finally arriving at the arena just then, but yet right as Rage opens the door his face grows Xtremely angry, angry since now the camera zooms on into the room showing a full pyramid of turtle wax near the wall! The camera moves to the other wall showing a framed towel hanging on it, and in the background a recording of Rage singing "Jimmy Crack Corn" is playing. Rage picks up a note that was on the table nearby and reads it aloud..*
" Dear Rage,
These are just some reminders off that wonderful night that you had a few days ago, basically
I just want to make sure that night is a night you'll never forget. Now I know that you were
kind of mad the other night, so I brought over a few presents to help ease up the mood.
Still better than you,
GD"
: Why that sorry little Son of a Bitch! I swear to fucking god I'm gonna kick his......wait a minute....Hehehe, I have a better idea ya know, follow me honey...
*Rage puts on one of his classic sadistic smirks as he leaves the room once more along with his wife, leaving much speculation & anticipation over what
could possibly still be to come involving him here tonight*
King: Turtle wax?
*The opening riffs of "The Way You Like It" by Adema hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: Diamond has the skill, the mouth, and the look to be a champion.
King: Yeah, but Reak should be champion.
Cole: Its not the XHFs fault he left before he had a shot at the Ultimate title.
*Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner.*
King: Raven hates everybody.
Cole: Including himself.
Diamond vs. Raven
*Raven gets out and walks over towards the middle of the ring where Diamond begins to pace himself around the ring. Raven tries moving in and Diamond uses his speed to move around the ring, not allowing Raven to get the first blow in. Raven continues to move in and Diamond continues to move quickly around the ring. Finally Raven gets fed up and just charges fully towards Diamond who catches Raven with an arm drag. Raven gets up and comes in once again but Diamond leaps up into the air and Raven runs right under him. Raven hits the ropes and comes back looking to take a swing at Diamond but Diamond dodges and connects with a shuffle kick that has Raven stumbling back into the corner.*
King: Ill moves here Cole.
Cole: I dont understand what you mean King.
*Diamond charges in towards Raven and jumps onto the middle turnbuckle. He begins firing punches into the head of Raven as the crowd counts along from one to ten. Diamond looks to finish it off with a monkey flip from the corner. Raven halts him and drops him right into the corner himself. Raven begins firing punches in towards Diamond and following it up with kicks to the gut of Diamond. Diamond is down in the corner and Raven continues by firing kicks to the chest. He picks up Diamond and rests him in the corner, quickly, whipping him across to the far corner. Raven goes to follow it up but Diamond moves out of the way. Raven stumbles back a bit and Diamond scurries up to the top, coming off with a cross body right into the cover but Raven kicks out after the count of two. Both men get to their feet, both men go onto the attack but Diamond and Raven both stop dead in their tracks after a fast start to the match and receive an ovation from the crowd.*
Cole: The fans are really going to enjoy this one!
*The two begin to circle around the ring and look to get things going again. The two lock up in the middle of the ring as Raven comes around with an rear wristlock. Diamond tries a few elbows to get out of the hold but Raven avoids the blows. Diamond runs in towards the turnbuckle and begins running up the turnbuckle, coming off the second and flipping over Raven. Diamond wraps his arms around the waist of Raven, driving him stomach first into the corner, and bringing him back out with a roll up. Raven is able to kick out after two, sending Diamond shoulder first into the second turnbuckle!*
King: I smell a dislocated shoulder.
Cole: No, you took your shoes off.
*Raven throws punches into the back of the head of Diamond, sending his head right into the turnbuckle a few more times before Diamond rolls off the turnbuckle and down to the mat. Raven grabs him by the legs and walks out towards the center of the ring, straightening the fallen body of Diamond. Raven falls back and catapults Diamond throat first into the bottom rope! Diamond rolls about along the edge of the ring before Raven slides to the outside. Raven drives a few elbows across the chest and throat area of Diamond before climbing up onto the apron. Raven takes a few steps back before running towards Diamond and coming off the apron looking to drop the knee but at the last moment Diamond tucks his head under the ropes and Raven goes all the way to the outside, knee first into the steel steps!*
King: Thats a broken knee.
Cole: Or one that will be in a lot of pain later.
Diamond pulls himself right up with the ropes while Raven struggles to his. Diamond volts himself over the top and connects with a body splash to the outside to Raven! Both men stumble about on the outside as the referee begins his ten count. Diamond begins to head back towards the ring but Raven is up and clubs Diamond in the back of the head, whips him into the steel steps that Raven collided with earlier and then Raven himself rolls into the ring to break up the referees count at nine. Raven rolls back to the outside and picks up Diamond. Raven pounds Diamonds head off the steps, jolting him right up where Raven grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him back into the ring under the bottom rope. Raven rolls under himself and stands up behind Diamond, crawling towards the far ropes. Diamond reaches the far side and begins to pull himself up. Raven meets him with a right hand and continues firing them in towards Diamond until Diamond gets to his feet. Raven then whips Diamond into the ropes and when Diamond comes back, locks in a sleeper hold. Raven walks out to the middle of the ring with the hold and drops with a rear naked choke drop! Raven goes right into the cover 1,2, Diamond gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: And Diamond just wont go down!
King: He knows that he has a shot to get a early shot at the XHF Champion, who we all know wont be one hundred percent after their bull rope match at Overheated.
*Raven sits right up and climbs to his feet, Diamond begins to get up as well. Raven pulls Diamond up the rest of the way and proceeds by firing a few rights into the head of Diamond, knocking him back into the ropes again. Raven whips Diamond into the far rope once again and again goes for a sleeper but Diamond slides under the feet of Raven and comes up with a dropkick to the back of Raven, sending him stumbling through the middle rope and all the way to the outside. Diamond, now has some time and as he begins to pick himself up off the mat, Raven is down on the outside. Raven uses the ring apron to pull himself up and as his head peers over the apron, Diamond seemingly comes from out of nowhere with a baseball slide, sending Raven right back into the barricade. Diamond is able to pull himself right back up, Raven slowly moves towards the ring and crawls back into the ring, still a little stunned from the baseball slide. Raven tries to catch Diamond off guard with a right hand but Diamond ducks under and comes around Raven, Sharp Edge!*
King: Old School Explosion!
Cole: Sharp Edge!
King: Same thing!
*Diamond rolls over for a cover, hooking the leg, 1...2...Raven just gets the shoulder up as the referees hand was about to hit the mat for three! Diamond cant believe it as he sits right up, his face buried in my hands. Diamond motions to the referee 3 but the referee puts up two fingers, motioning a two. Diamond pounds his fist onto the mat and begins to climb to his feet. He pulls Raven up with him, who catches him with an elbow into the gut on the way up. With Diamond hunched over Raven comes around to the other side looking for a Russian Leg Sweep but Diamond connects with an elbow to the side of the head of Raven. Raven stumbles back and Diamond connects with a kick to the gut. Diamond picks up Raven into a Falcon Arrow position before turning it into a 3/4 Turning Neck Breaker, its a Diamond Cutter from Diamond!*
Cole: Its over!
King: Wait, wait, look!
*Diamond rolls into the cover 1...2...the referee is pulled out of the ring as the camera turns around to reveal Reak! Reak knocks down the referee with a right hand and enters the ring. Reak enters the ring and catches Diamond while hes trying to get up and defend himself. Reak picks up Diamond and delivers a Reaktion! Reak rolls to the outside and tosses the referee into the ring under the bottom rope. Raven rolls over and drapes his arm over the chest of Reak and the referee slowly counts. 1.....2.....3!*
Winner: Raven
Cole: God dammit.
King: Raven has a shot to get an early advantage on the champion!
*Reak smiles at the top of the ramp as the referee raises the hand of Raven, Diamond rolls over and sees Reak who is now laughing at Diamond as Reak disappears into the back.*
Cole: Sick.
*Suddenly the camera shifts backstage, or more accurately the parking lot itself as we proceed to promptly re-join the on-going Rage/GD saga! Out there, the evil Rage himself along with wife Torrie are now standing eerily in front of what appears to be a shiny blue Dodge Viper of some sort parked just outside the building.*
*A brief instant later, while Rage abruptly reaches into a pocket of his signature blue-jean shorts to bring out his oh-so-dreaded Tire Iron itself again, the camera makes it's way around to the Viper's rear to reveal by it's "FFOWNSALL03" license plate that the vehicle belongs to Gravedigger himself!*
: Heh, so that little fucker Gaydigger wants to screw with my own personal locker room like that and think he can just get away with it again, eh? Well, we'll damn sure see who gets away with what once my little friend here Mr. Iron delivers well to Mr. Viper on the promises of great destruction and agony I made that punk a couple days ago!!!
*Just then, Rage pulls back the steal tire iron over his head to obviously do some serious damage here to one of GD's most prized possessions, but just before contact can be made Torrie herself suddenly cuts in!*
: NO, WAIT, DON'T!
: -Huh?! Uh, what's wrong baby? I mean you know yourself that jerk off has sure as hell had every bit of this coming...
: No, no, you don't understand Pat, it's not that I don't want this hunk of junk to be demolished, but it's just that, well, that I've sorta got even an even better way in mind to accomplish this feat if ya get my drift..
: Hmm, oh really now Torr? Well, I'm definitely listening...
*Torrie quickly leans forward to whisper some unknown message into her husband's left ear now. Once overhearing it, another sadistic grin crosses Rage's face..*
: Well now, looks like you still are the same genius of a woman I did originally marry over a year ago...But yeah, I love it though, let's do this...
: Well thank you and yes, yes let's shall...
*Thereafter, both turn and surprisingly disappear completely off camera. But sensing that this scene is far from over, the camera continues to watch and film until 2 or so minutes later when, sure enough, the roar of a familiar engine is heard and without further adieu the massive shiny black XHF Monster Truck itself of Rage's appears! After coming to a halt just feet from the waiting blue Viper, Rage briefly pauses to honk the horn of his truck in cocky fashion before at last punching the gas and proceeding to almost go airborne as it goes rumbling straight over the precious Viper, crushing it flat as a pancake under all it's weight!!!! At this point, the arena crowd itself has been overtaken with a hushed silence as finally the monster truck has come to another stop far past the mashed Viper and both members of this conniving couple have exited it once more..*
: (*Looking straight into the camera*) OH HELL YEAH, Choke on that Gaydigger, fucking CHOKE on THAT ya little asswhipe! Muahahahaha...Now c'mon
Torrie, let's go, this night still isn't over yet..
: It isn't?...
: Oh absolutely not, cuz quite frankly I think I still got another perfect way to lure that little bitch into my biggest trap yet and put him
in his fucking place for GOOD! Now like I said, we got a little more to do so c'mon and let's go.
*Fade Out again, as Rage grabs his wife's reluctant hand and disappears again from camera view, only stopping to leave the following letter in return taped to the side of the obliterated Viper..*
" Dear Gaydigger,
Incase you're wondering, this is just one reminder of what will
happen should you ever use that meely mouth of yours to mention that night
of mine a couple days ago again. I mean, basically I just want to make sure
that there's no hard feelings, and that this night in one you'll never
forget either for that matter. Now, I really don't know about you son, but I
for one just love the new makeover look your ride here has gotten,
especially since you'll be receiving a similar one when I shove my big-ass
boot straight down your throat and kick those hideous teeth of yours in for
that European Title come this Sunday, Jackass....
ALWAYS better than you,
The One, The Only, The Rage.
Cole: Reak does that so many times that it has lost so much meaning.
King: And yet people like him still find it funny
*'The Energy' by Audiovent slowly starts off, and an explosion occurs before the vocals kick in. At this, 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out from the curtain, strutting down to the middle of the ramp where he spins around, showing off the back of his shiny jacket. He walks down the ramp smug, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps to the turnbuckle as he raises his arms, then hops down taking off his jacket as the music dies down.*
Cole: The winner of this match faces Raven at Overheated!
(When this began) I had nothing to say
And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me
(I was confused)
And I let it all out to find
That Im not the only person with these things in mind
(Inside of me)
But all that they can see the words revealed
Is the only real thing that Ive got left to feel
(Nothing to lose)
Just stuck, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own.
*The cameras zoom into the curtains where instantly Reak emerges from the back with smoke and fog everywhere.*
I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain Ive felt so long
(Erase all the pain till its gone)
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like Im close to something real
I wanna find something Ive wanted all along
Somewhere I belong.
*Reak proceeds to make his way into the ring as the chorus slowly fades away.*
King: Thats a great entrance.
Cole: Ok?
Chris Williams vs. Reak
*The ref calls for the bell signaling the beginning of the match and Reak moves in for a tie up, but Williams quickly hits him with a standing dropkick sending Reak to the mat. Reak is quickly back to his feet and again taken right back down this time from a calf kick by Chris Williams. Reak is again quickly back to his feet but this time he charges Chris Williams and sends him flying to the mat with a clothesline. Reak quickly pounces on Williams and begins to stomp on him before he can get to his feet. Reak lays in the boots then lifts up Williams to his feet. Reak slaps Williams across the face then lifts him up and slams him into the mat with a body slam. Reak drops a knee into the face of Williams and Williams rolls over onto his stomach holding his face. Chris Williams pushes himself up onto all fours and Reak steps back and sends a stiff kick into the ribs of Chris Williams. Chris Williams rolls out of the ring after the kick and Reak walks over to the ropes and taunts down at Williams. Chris Williams slowly gets up to his feet and grabs the legs of Reak and pulls him down to his back. Williams pulls Reak half way out of the ring and sling shots Reak chest first into the bottom rope. Chris Williams drags Reak out of the ring as Reak holds his chest. Chris then drives Reak head first into the ring apron then whips Reak back first into the ring steps. Chris taunts out to the crowd then walks over to the announcers table and yells at Cole and takes his head set away from him.*
Williams: Look at him king. He sucks, kinda like something that really, really sucks. I RULE!
*Williams then throws the head set back at Cole and slowly walks over to Reak who is now standing holding his back. Chris Williams points at him and laughs only to be struck in the stomach by Reak with a boot to the gut. Williams doubles over holding his stomach and Reak sends forearms into the back of Williams and then tosses Williams into the ring. Reak then climbs up onto the ring apron and flips over the top rope with a leg drop on the back of Chris Williams. Reak gets to his feet and shoves his head into the back of the head of Chris Williams and then reaches down and goes to lift Williams up, but Reak is able to kick out. Reak gets up to his feet quickly and as Williams gets to his feet Reak again boots him in the gut and hooks both arms and takes Williams down with a double arm DDT. Reak hooks the leg of Williams and goes for a pin of his own, but Chris Williams grabs the bottom rope. Reak jumps to his feet thinking he won the match, but the ref points out Williams hand grasping the bottom rope and Reak is infuriated. Reak pushes the ref in the chest and causes the ref to fall on his back. The ref slowly gets to his feet and cowers low as Reak walks towards him. The ref warns Reak if he does it again the match will be thrown out. Reak still grabs the ref by the shirt, but does nothing as Williams is now to his feet and he springs up onto the shoulders of Reak from behind and performs a reverse hurricanrana.*
Cole: Reaks anger got the best of him!
King: He only wants to set his anger free.
*Williams again scrambles for the cover and the ref makes a quick count, but Reak barley gets the shoulder up. Williams hops to his feet and Reak gets up to his hands and knees. Reak is on his hands and knees and Williams rolls him up again for a quick two count this time. Reak quickly gets to his feet this time and stumbles back into the corner. Williams runs at him but Reak side steps it and grabs Williams with a waist lock and sends Williams flying with a release German suplex. Reak calls for the finish and walks slowly over to Chris Williams. Reak lifts Chris up and onto his shoulders for the Reaktion. Reak spins Williams around, but Williams twists and turns it into a tornado DDT! Williams quickly makes the cover and gets a close three count for the win. Williams quickly rolls out of the ring after the three count as Reak jumps to his feet and looks to be extremely angry.*
Winner: Chris Williams
Cole: Williams vs. Raven!
King: Reak vs. Diamond
King and Cole: OVERHEATED!
Decoy vs. Mr. X
Cole: How did they get there?
King: Its the magic of not putting entrances in.
*The bell rings and Decoy and X grapple in the center of the ring. X tries to get out of it with an elbow, but Decoy ducks and X finds himself in a waistlock. Decoy goes for a german suplex, and plants the big man straight on the floor! As Mr X lays in the ring after the unexpected blow, Decoy slides under the bottom rope and flips up the apron, looking for a weapon. He tosses two garbage cans into the ring, and keeps searching, not realizing Mr X has gotten up. X takes advantage of the situation and making sure he isn't seen by his opponent, rolls under the bottom rope facing the announcers table.*
King: HEY MR. X!
*He steals a chair from the timekeeper and gets into the ring, lying on the chair and back to his regular position on the floor, as Decoy pulls out a kendo stick and twirls it much to the crowds delight. He climbs to the apron and steps over the top rope, and whacks hard into the gut of Mr X - who counters by pulling out his chair and placing it in the front! The kendo stick breaks in two, as Decoy quickly picks up the larger half.*
Cole: Decoy's got the larger half.
King: Oxymoron...
Cole: I'm not a moron
King: I NEVER SAID YOU WERE
*Mr X taunts him with the chair, and the tag champ slowly backs off. Mr X laughs but Decoy delivers a shot to the knees, bringing the big man down and causing him to drop his weapon. Decoy smacks him once over the head again, and covers. 1 - 2 - kick out. Decoy lifts up X and irish whips him over the top rope, and leaves the ring. He delivers a right hand to Mr X, pulling him up by his hair, and still holding after the shot. He goes again, but Mr X retaliates with a right hand of his own to the face of Decoy. Mr X checks under the ring, as the apron is still flipped, and searches.*
King: I bet he's gonna get a bannana outta there
*Under his mask, a large smile can be made out. Mr X pulls out a sledge hammer and raises it up, and the crowd pops. He then waves a finger and signals he's not finished yet. However, Decoy comes from behind with a lowblow! Decoy searches where Mr X left off, and pulls out a sheet of barbedwire to his own suprise. His hands are cut up, but he wraps it around the head of the sledgehammer, smiling. Mr X slowly gets up, and Decoy leaves the weapon, running up the ramp with a clothesline, but X ducks. Decoy does his wrong right and delivers a series of right hands to Mr X. On the sixth, X fights back with a back hand elbow, leaving Decoy left on the middle of the ramp. He slowly walks back to to the ring, and rolls under. He retrieves one of the garbage cans of earlier thrown by Decoy, and tosses it over the rope near the ramp, causing a slight dent. He puts the sledgehammer in it, but suddenly lets it down. He sees something he can't object to - a fallen lighter near the barricade.*
Cole: It just "happened" to be there!
*He throws it in the trash can, and carries it with one hand. Out of almost nowhere, Decoy charges at him, but he nails him in the head with the trash can, causing more damage to the dent prior. He keeps kicking and dragging Decoy to the top of the ramp, where he lets him down and smiles. He lights up the barbedwire around the sledgehammer, causing an uproar! Decoy gets up, to make another comeback, but realises what's infront of him. He runs, but is at the edge of the entranceway. Mr X turns him around by his long hair. and slams the hammer at his chest!*
King: Oh my god!
*X throws the flaming hammer to the floor, and struggles to put the 6'3" Decoy in the garbage can, and pushes it to the edge of the rampway.*
Cole: Oh my god....
*He backs away, and delivers a big boot to the can, sending it and Decoy to the concrete floor below! The fallen, dented side is torn open.*
King: Haha, he decimated the dude and the garbage can!
*Mr X flies off with a splash! He rolls Decoy over, with great struggle, as an extra official on hand makes the count. 1 - 2 - 3! *
Winner: Mr. X
Cole: He's going to Overheated, and he could win the Hardcore Title!
*At this point the camera re-opens up yet again with GD back in the "Brotherhood" lockeroom. GD looks at a camera once again talking in his now-infamous horrible Australian accent*
: Aye, he may have gotten to my precious method of transportation out there, but the dreaded Rage beast will surely back at any moment with it's returning friend Hiccup....Now I believe it's time these creatures learn that they must calm down sometimes.....
*GD looks at the table where a drink (bottle of wine), and a large juicy steak sit*
: Ah nothing like a little food switch if you know what I mean.....
*GD pulls out a laxative out of his pocket and puts it cautiously in the wine bottle*
: Now that little pill will keep the Rage beast at bay....
*GD then switches the normal steak with a dingo steak*
: And now that steak on the contrary is high quality and full of protein, and I'm sure the Rage beast might like it even better....But aye, my croc senses are tingling...they must be nearby....
*GD takes the roll of toilet paper out of the bathroom and quickly runs out of the room altogether, laughing sneakily the whole way. As the camera continues looking on in wait, about a minute or so later the lockeroom door indeed DOES re-open, but oddly enough with no Rage in sight now as only the gorgeous Jennifer Dream and his returning cousin/fellow Brotherhood member Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks walk cockily in. Shortly thereafter, while an obviously not-hungry Jennifer looks on beside him as he calmly sits down at the table in front of what is apparently his "Welcome Back" dinner in the form of the wine/steak. After then reaching forward to get all his eating utensils in order and all, he finally uses a fork and knife to cut up a smaller piece of the steak, before taking the piece and placing it slowly in his favor to savor completely. Yet, just as fate would have it there's no savoring to be had here since, the very second his tongue tastes the bizarre sensation of the Dingo Burger he rapidly garners loud arena crowd laughter as he throws his head forward to spit out as much of it as possible!*
: UGHHH, WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK WAS THAT?!!
: Whoa, what happened Matt, what's wrong with the steak?! I mean I could've sworn I did order it medium-rare just as you like it...
: Nah it's not that Jen, cuz I don't know what the blue hell is going' on here but that sure as HELL wasn't any kinda steak I know of! Goddamnit, I swear if it's the last thing I do I'm never, EVER leaving my good ole' U.S. of A again after this stupid worldwide touring shit is over!....But, oh well, I mean at least if the steak in these parts ain't worth nothing' I still got a good ole' trusty beverage here to wash it down with, right?
: Yes true...
*Momentarily now Hicks reaches forward once again to quickly grab the wine bottle before leaning his head back a bit to take in as much of it's refreshment as possible. But, again though this stint of pleasure is short lived as although they then re-engage in peaceful conversation, about another minute or so later Hicks begins to seemingly feel the awful, but nonetheless hilarious effects of the aforementioned drink laxatives beginning to take full effect inside him..*
: Yeah absolutely, that Junior-Heavyweight Title shall be mine soon enoug-UHHHHH,...oh god, my bowels feel like they're being' twisted inside out or something, AHHHH!
: Oh my, oh my gosh what's wrong now?!
: Uhhhh, trust me you don't wanna know, musta been something' in that damn drink though dammit...Ahh, but uh, but just stay here Jen, I'll be right baaaaccckkkkk!
*And at this, as Hicks quickly grabs his stomach and stops himself from actually falling over he disappears as quickly as possible into the nearby bathroom. After slamming it's door, Jennifer's own face looks to be filled with utter shock and disgust as weird noises begin to echo out from inside the bathroom itself, followed by one last scream..*
: OH FUCK, NO TOILET PAPER! AHHHH, dammit that little ass Gravedigger musta switched out everything!...Uhhhh, DAMN YOU GRAVEDIGGGER, I SWEAR TO YOU ON MY LIFE YOU SHALL PAY, YOU SHAALLLL PAYYYY FORRR THIISS!!!
*Final Fade Out to the arena, where the laughter out there appears to have reached hysterical proportions by now..*
King: Haha, Hicks got the shits.
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
King: KKK! KKK!
Cole: That is so wrong on so many levels.
*Aerodynamic by Daft Punk hits as GIZMO Dragon emerges from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. He poses on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again. Aerodynamic by Daft Punk hits as BITCH Dragon emerges from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. He poses on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again.*
Cole: Why dont they just come out the same time?
The Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. The Almighty Dragons
*Fury and BITCH start the match off, Fury grabs BITCH by the head and throws him into the corner where he begins beating on him and trying to get him to submit right then and there. BITCH shoves Fury away and springs off the second rope and hits the big man with a missile dropkick. Fury falls to his back but then rolls to his feet and hits a brutal clothesline on BITCH. He gets him to his feet and whips him to the ropes and then slams him down hard with a tornado spinebuster! Fury then gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow right into BITCHs sternum and makes the cover but BITCH kicks out at 2.*
King: Fury is really opening up here tonight.
Cole: Hes crazy, Ive said it for a long time.
*Fury gets BITCH to his feet and whips him to the corner, he charges and attempts a clothesline but BITCH springs up and Fury crashes into the corner, BITCH rolls him up but Fury gets the shoulder off the mat just before 3. BITCH quickly scurries over and tags in GIZMO who climbs to the top rope and attempts a missile dropkick but Fury catches him and slams him down onto the mat with a powerbomb! Fury makes his way over to his corner and tags in Renegade who immediately charges at GIZMO and begins delivering the boots to him while hes on the mat. GIZMO finally gets to his feet but is whipped to the ropes by Renegade, he attempts a clothesline but GIZMO ducks under and kicks him in the gut, he then plants him with a flying tornado DDT, he hooks the leg, 1 2 Renegade kicks out at 2.*
King: GIZMO actually almost had it there.
Cole: Yeah, we may see an upset here tonight.
*Renegade quickly gets to his feet and shoves GIZMO into the corner, he lifts him up to the top and climbs hooking up a front face lock, he attempts to suplex him from the top but GIZMO holds on and begins beating on Renegade, he finally falls back and lands hard on the mat as GIZMO stands on the top rope and signals to the crowd, he spins around and leaps back with a huge Moonsault but Renegade rolls out of the way and GIZMO crashes down to the mat hard! Renegade gets to his feet and quickly powerbombs GIZMO, he then tags in Fury who runs to the other side of the ring and hits BITCH off the apron, Fury then lifts up GIZMO into the crucifix position as Renegade climbs to the top, they signal for something and then Renegade flies off connecting with the Burning Cross! Fury quickly makes the cover and the ref counts, 1 2 3.*
Winners: Kinetic Kollision Killers
Cole: And the KKK get a win heading into Overheated where theyll face The Dark Parade!
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponents, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
King: Woo hoo, the connection between Destruction and Kris Pain has its advantages, as now were able to see more of Tylene!
*'mOBSCENE' by Marylin Manson starts up the XHF crowd. 'As the beginning part plays, a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in black letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the white background on the XtremeTron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his wrestling gear, some black shorts, with silver words reading Masterpiece on the back, and RtK on the front, also, he's wearing black elbow pads, knee pads and knee length high boots with rTk in red up the side, he is also wearing a sleeveless 'Rhein the Killa' t-shirt. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down, until Mongo The Destroyer runs out from the back and forearms Rhein from behind!*
Cole: This was just a damn set-up!
King: A pretty good one I might add.
*Mongo continues to beat on Rhein, and then rolls him into the ring. Mongo soon follows, as Destruction is stomping over Rhein in the ring. The two double team Rhein The Killa, as Tylene Buck grabs the clipboard with the pen. Destruction lifts Rhein up to his shoulders, and then flips him off connecting with the Countdown To Armageddon. Rhein sits up holding his neck, as Tylene Buck hands the clipboard to Mongo. Mongo holds it, and breaks it over the head of Rhein!*
Cole: My god!
King: I sense this is going to happen at Overheated!
*Rhein lies on the motionless, as Destruction grabs the pen from Tylene. Destruction grabs Rhein by the hair and sits him up, and then stabs him in the face with the pen!*
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: Ew, thats not good.
*Rhein screams in pain, as blood starts pouring out of the forehead of Rhein The Killa. Destruction grinds the pen into the face of Rhein, and then pushes Rhein down. Mongo gets into the face of Rhein and begins to scream at him, but then takes the booking sheet. Destruction hands Mongo the pen and places it in Rheins hand, and has him sign the contract!*
Cole: Mongo just made Rhein sign the contract, making their match for Rheins career!
King: This works for Rhein, thats what he wanted.
*After Mongo finishes, he lifts Rhein up and lifts him up in position, and slams him into the mat with the Xtreme Driver! Rhein bounces off the mat, motionless, as Mongo stands over him shaking with anger. He looks at Destruction, who just nods his head, and leaves the ring. The crowd boos, as Destruction stands in the ring with his arms in the air. Destruction continues to taunt the crowd, when all of a sudden the lights go out and I Stand Alone by Godsmack hits the PA system!*
Cole: Scorpion is in the house!
*After a while a light shines on the top of the ramp, and then the lights go back up, revealing Scorpion is right behind Destruction with a baseball bat! Destruction taunts the top of the ramp screaming for Scorpion to come and face him, but Scorpion runs from behind and hits Destruction in the back of the head with a bat! Destruction lies against the mat, as Scorpion leaves the ring, with a smile on his face.*
Cole: Two of the XHFs biggest superstars are going one on one, at Overheated!
*Faceless by Godsmack plays over the entire PA, as Wraith appears in the crowd, kendo stick in hand, and looks towards the fans, receiving a huge ovation. Standing by his side, is Tara, who walks down ahead of him, as he follows behind her, high-fiving the fans on his way down. When Tara reaches the barricade, Wraith helps Tara over, and then steps over himself, as Tara is already heading up the steel stairs, standing on the apron. Wraith jumps up to the apron, and holds the ropes down for Tara, as he then steps through the middle rope, and hands Tara the kendo stick. Tara exits the ring, with the kendo stick in her hands, as Wraith awaits his opponent.*
Cole: The winner of this match, will face Mr. X at Overheated, for the XHF Hardcore Championship.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants.*
King: Harry is a five-time champion, so hes my pick.
XHF Hardcore Title Tournament Semi-Finals
Wraith w/Tara vs. Hardcore Harry
*Wraith and Harry get into each others faces, talking trash to one another. Wraith pushes Harry, which upsets Harry. He shakes his head and pushes Wraith, causing him to fall down and roll to his feet. Wraith gets back up and gets back into the face of Harry. As he and Harry continue to argue, Tara slowly climbs up the apron and goes through the middle rope still with the kendo stick in her hand. Harry and Wraith continue to argue, until Tara cracks the kendo stick onto Harrys back! Harry falls to his knees in pain, as Tara continues the shots to the back, as Wraith goes out and under the ring, and grabs a kendo stick of his own! He orders Tara to stop, and she does, and he gets into the ring. Harry is still on his knees holding his back, as Wraith screams something to Tara. She nods her head, and begins to wind up ready to hit Harry again. Harry is finally sitting up straight, and Tara and Wraith hit Harry with kendo sticks, hitting him in the spine and in his chest! Harry falls to the mat in pain, as Wraith quickly makes the cover. Hardcore Harry kicks out before the count of three, as Tara goes out and under the ring. She pulls out a chair, two trashcan lids, a trashcan, and then a ladder, as Wraith is stomping on Hardcore Harry. Tara slides all the weapons in, as Wraith walks to the trashcan lid and taunts for Hardcore Harry to get to his feet. Harry gets to his feet, and Wraith swings with a trashcan lid shot, but Hardcore Harry ducks and then runs to the ropes. Wraith goes for another one, but Wraith ducks once again, and when Wraith turns around to try and hit him again, Harry lifts up his boot and drives the boot into the trashcan lid, sending it into the face of Wraith! Harry doesnt make the cover, instead he goes and picks up the ladder, and leans it against the turnbuckle. He walks up to Wraith and lifts him up by the hair, and then applies a front facelock. Hardcore Harry holds his arm up taunting the crowd, and then lifts Wraith up for a suplex, and then slams him into the ladder! The ladder doesnt dent in half and Harry makes the pin, but Wraith kicks out before the count of three!*
King: Wraith has some balls!
Cole: But Harry has bigger ones!
*Harry stands up, and then goes out of the ring. He goes under the ring and searches, as Wraith is finally moving. Wraith climbs up to his feet a bit woozy, but then sees Hardcore Harry. Wraith points to him and walks to the ropes where Harry is, and then reaches out between the top and middle rope, but once Harry gets out from under the ring he hits Wraith in the head with a baseball bat! Wraith falls to the mat, with his head now bleeding, as Hardcore Harry pulls Wraith out of the ring by his ankle. Wraith lays on the padding bleeding, as Hardcore Harry searches and grabs an electrical cable. Harry sits Wraith up, and wraps the electrical cable around his neck choking him! Wraith gasps for air, while Harry places his boot across his back and pushes, choking the air out of Wraith! Wraith tries to fight back, but Harry kicks him in the back, not letting him get an advantage. Harry continues to choke Wraith, until Tara comes from behind and cracks the kendo stick across Harrys back! Harry lets go of the electrical cable, and turns around to Tara, who breaks the kendo stick across the head of Hardcore Harry! Harry doesnt fall though; instead he takes a step back, which amazes Tara. Harry shakes his head and then gives Tara a disgusted look, and then chases after her! While Harry is chasing Tara, Wraith reaches into the ring and grabs a trashcan lid. Harry and Tara circle the ring, and then run towards Wraith, and Tara rolls to the ground, which allows Wraith to smack Harry across the head with a trashcan lid!*
Cole: What a set up!
King: Hey, Harry fell for it, his fault.
*Wraith stumbles back and falls to a sitting position, lying against side of the ring. He shakes his head, with his face in shock from the beating he was taking from Hardcore Harry. Wraith finally gets to his feet, as Tara barks orders to Wraith. Wraith rolls Hardcore Harry into the center of the ring, and then climbs up the apron. Tara gives Wraith a chair, as he extends to the top rope. Wraith grabs the chair and places it across his forearm, and then jumps off, driving the chair into the chest of Hardcore Harry! Wraith holds his forearm in pain after flying off the top rope but then the bloody Wraith crawls on top of Hardcore Harry, 1-2-Harry gets a shoulder up! Wraith rolls off Harry and has a facing thinking of what to do, but then sits up and stands up to his feet, with a smile over his bloody face. He walks to the ladder and lifts it up, and then sets it up in the nearest corner. The crowd is on their feet, as Wraith begins to climb up the ladder, facing the crowd. Before Wraith gets to the top, Hardcore Harry is up to his feet, and runs to Wraith and forearms him in the back, stopping him in his tracks. Harry goes through the middle and top rope, and then climbs up the turnbuckle, leading him to the ladder.*
King: This should be interesting.
*Harry climbs up to the top of the ladder, and then sits on it, and grabs Wraith by the hair. Harry points to the sky, while Tara is climbing up the apron and over the ropes, and up the ladder! Harry taunts for a move, but Tara comes from behind and gets him in a headlock. She taunts to the crowd for the Down and Dirty, but before she could do anything Harry pushes her off, sending her hard into the mat!*
Cole: There goes Tara!
*Wraith finally gets up and begins punching Hardcore Harry in the stomach, but Harry just sends a huge forearm into his neck. Harry drives Wraiths head into one of the steps of the ladder, and then wraps his arms around Wraiths body. Harry lifts Wraith up for a powerbomb, but Harry then jumps off, driving Wraith head first into the mat with a Hangmans DDT!*
*Crowd goes crazy, chanting holy shit*
Cole: HOLY SHIT!
King: Wraiths career HAS to be over!
*Harry slowly hooks the leg of Wraith, and gets the 1-2-3! Hardcore Harry advances to the finals!*
Winner and advancing to the XHF Hardcore Championship Finals: Hardcore Harry
Cole: Wraith isnt moving King.
King: Oh uh.
*Medical attendances quickly rush down the ramp and slide into the ring, and check on Wraith. Tara over to Wraith and begins talking to him, but Wraith is completely knocked out. Hardcore Harry, also concerned, checks on Wraith. All of them surround Wraith, when all of a sudden Mr. X runs down the ramp with a steel chair and slides into the ring, and once Hardcore Harry turns to him he knocks him out with a steel chair! Hardcore Harry falls to the mat with his face bloody from the shot, as Mr. X stands over him, looking down at his opponent at Overheated.*
Cole: Dammit, Hardcore Harry was just checking on his injured opponent, and Mr. X just attacked him for no reason!
King: You are such a mark Cole.
*"Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain wearing the X*Crown Championship around his waist and holding the belts up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp flaunting his titles as people yell things and flip him off. Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes holding the titles up in the air as the crowd continues to boo. He then hops off the ropes and walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
King: Our X*Crown Champion, Lance Storm.
*Hero by Nickelback plays around the arena. The arena turns black and all of a sudden, two spotlights show from the roof, and from underneath the stage, Iceberg and Elena Dementieva rise. Iceberg is wearing a leather jacket with Elena and Iceberg written on the back and a picture of them kissing. He is also wearing leather trousers and Elena is wearing a mini dress or a small top showing her stomach and a micro mini skirt. The crowd cheer madly and the spotlights follow them down to the ring. Iceberg allows Elena to climb the steps and then follows her and sits on the ropes to allow her into the ring. They join hands again in the ring and move towards the camera and as they raise their hands, a shower of fireworks from the ceiling covers them. They then kiss and Elena climbs from the ring. Iceberg then gives her his leather jacket.*
King: What right does Iceberg have to face our X*Crown champion?
Cole: It's all fair here in the XHF.
*Lance Storm locks up with Iceberg in the middle of the ring. Storm begins to back Iceberg into the corner but Iceberg stops in his tracks and fires Storm back, onto his back hitting the mat. Storm rolls back, and immediately jumps back up to his knees. He pulls himself right back up with the ropes and goes for the lock up once again. This time Storm comes around the back of Iceberg, keeping the hands around the waist of Iceberg. Storm picks up Iceberg, turns and drops him onto his stomach, locking in a headlock on the mat. *
King: See, Lance Storm is the best technical wrestler in the XHF
Cole: I think Chris Beniot might disagree with that
King: I'll believe it when I see it
*Iceberg reaches forward and grabs the pants of Storm but can't pull him off. Iceberg begins to get up, getting onto his knees, Storm has him bent right over with the headlock still applied. Storm releases the hold and knocks Iceberg right up with a kick to the face and connects with a drop kick that sends him right back to the mat. Storm immediately goes a cover but Iceberg powers out after the count of one.*
Cole: Kick out by Iceberg
*Storm gets up but so does Iceberg and Iceberg takes him down with a stiff clothesline. Iceberg picks up Storm and sets him up for an Icebomb! Storm slides down once picked up but Iceberg reaches back with an elbow to the side of the head that sends Storm back into the corner. Iceberg, grabs the arm of Storm and attempts to whip him across to the far turnbuckle but Storm ducks under the arms of Iceberg, turning him around and connects with a Reality Check! Storm goes for the cover 1,2,3!*
Winner : Lance Storm
King: And of course, Lance Storm is the winner
*Lance Storm has made short work of Iceberg but he's not through yet as South of Heaven by Slayer hits the speakers and Chris Sanders comes running down the ramp. Sanders slides into the ring and the two begin to exchange blows. Rights and lefts going back and forth between the two when Storm catches Sanders with a knee to the gut. He grabs him by the back of the head and pounds his head off the top turnbuckle. He goes for it again but Sanders gets his foot on the second turnbuckle, blocking it, and sends Storm in headfirst. Storm bounces back and Sanders charges into the ropes and comes back looking for the Celestial Spear but Storm moves out of the way and Sanders falls to the outside.*
King: Note Storm's quick reactions, now no Chris Beniot could do that
Cole: Oh stop it will you
*Iceberg is up and has now jumped Storm! The club to the back of Storm sends him stumbling into the ropes. Storm tries coming back with a right hand but Iceberg ducks under. Sanders has slid back into the ring and tries to come at Storm with a Hand of Fate but Storm ducks and Sanders strikes Iceberg. Iceberg is out cold and nobody in the ring seems bothered by it as the clothesline from Storm sends both men over the top and to the outside. Sanders knocks Storm over the barricade and the two begin to battle through the crowd.*
Cole: They're battling through the crowd!
*They make their way out of the stands as they appear down below the side of the ramp. Storm stumbles back onto the ramp after Sanders continues firing right hands at him. Sanders climbs up onto the ramp as well and Storm surprises him with a knee to the gut. Storm grabs him by the head and whiplashes him back against the ramp. Storm raises his hand in the air and begins to stagger back to the back and reaches the stage when Sanders is up again and jumps Storm from behind, sending him crashing into the set. Sanders falls to his knees as Storm staggers up. Once up, Sanders comes through with the Celestial Spear through the In the Oven Set!!!*
Cole: Holy crap!
*As the madness seems to have died down the XtremeTron turns on with an office. There is somebody sitting in a chair. The chair spins around to reveal Platinum.*
Platinum :: Yo, I'm a threat in this business, I'm threat in life. I'm packin' pistols, keep swinging you're little butter knife. Ya'll can't handle what I got, you can't run from it either, you still get caught. Overheated ya'll better beware. Better believe it, Melbourne, Australia, I'ma be there. I'm making my return. Back from these injuries to make the XHF crash and burn. Don't try to tell me ya'll aint ever been violated. I see you lookin' through your windows, eyes dilated. You're lookin' for me, wonderin' when I'm gonna attack. Bitch aint you been listenin', Melbourne, Australia, Platinum's back! I'm right here at Telstra Stadium in Sydney. I couldn't keep you waitin' much longer, I know you missed me. Check it out, Overheated the hottest PPV on the market. Sunday night, sit your ass down, that couch is where you'll park it. The show just got that much bigger as I announced my return to the ring. Make no mistake about it, I aint here to rap and sing. I'ma be there to make an impact. It's gon' be a moment to remember, yeah that's a fact! Welcome Australia...see ya'll Sunday.
*The chair turns back around and the scene closes out. The camera pans back around to Storm and Sanders struggling about, being helped off the stage area as In the Oven Comes to an End.*
Cole: Welcome to In The Oven!
King: Go Apollyon!
Cole: Didnt you hate Apollyon about a week ago?
King: But hes a bad guy now, so I like bad guys.
*P.O.D's School Of Hardknocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quickly makes his way down the ramp and does a pass around the ring before getting inside.*
Cole: Whats Greens connection with Apollyon?
King: You never know if theyre fan favorites or bad guys?
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: I hear the people in the back are big fans of Death Trap.
King: Well hes an idiot, I mean where the hell did he get Master Of Puppets from?
Cole: Its a Metallica album.
King: I dont listen to hip-hop.
*The beginning guitar riffs of System of a Down's "Spiders" slowly begins to play. Verse one begins as on the XtremeTron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the XtremeTron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the XtremeTron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp. Venom slides in the ring as the second verse hits and jumps around in a circle. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
King: The future is going to meet up with Charlie, and it wont be pretty.
Cole: Well see at Overheated.
Apollyon and "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green vs. Death Trap and Venom
*Apollyon and DT begin going at it in the middle of the ring as Venom and Gavin take their positions on the apron of the ring. Apollyon whips DT to the ropes and then takes him over with a back body drop but DT lands on his feet and shoves Apollyon into the ropes and nails him with a super kick right to the chops taking the big man off his feet and flattening him onto the mat. DT climbs to the top rope and awaits Apollyons recovery and then flies off taking the big man back down with a cross body block, he makes the cover but Apollyon kicks out at 2 and quickly gets to his feet. DT attempts another move but Apollyon kicks him in the gut and plants him into the mat with a DDT.*
King: Finally a move from Apollyon.
Cole: The big man has definitely been having it handed to him.
*Apollyon makes the tag to Green who gets into the ring and grabs DTs foot before he can tag in Venom. Green gets him to his feet and locks up hitting a quick suplex, he then rolls though and locks on a tight side headlock and begins to choke the life out of DT. Green finally releases the hold and then stands up and drops the elbow onto DT who is now almost completely out. Green lifts DT up and whips him to the corner, he charges but DT is able to get the foot up and boots Green right in the face who stumbles back and is soon slammed into the mat with a spinebuster from DT. DT finally tags in Venom and then collapses onto the apron and Venom hops the top rope and begins beating on Green.*
King: Venom is crazy.
Cole: Isnt he great.
*Venom charges and knocks Apollyon off the apron and then stocks Green, Gavin finally gets to his feet and Venom knocks him down with a spinning heel kick. Venom makes the cover but Gavin kicks out and crawls to the corner but Apollyon is still knocked down. Venom grabs Gavin by the foot and pulls him to his feet but he jumps and hits an enziguri and makes the cover but Venom kicks out at 2. Gavin begins to pull Venom to his feet but Venom quickly takes advantage, he tackles him into the corner post and then pulls him out and hits the Casualty to Society! Venom rolls Gavin into the cover, 1-2-3.*
Winners: Death Trap and Venom
*Venom stands up to taunt the crowd until*
???: Venom, look up here!
*Venom looks at the XtremeTron, to see the face of The Future Charlie Velez. The crowd boos, as Charlie just laughs.*
: Pitifulall of you. Booing me, but cheering a mediocre act such as Venom. Venom is nothing, and I mean NOTHING more than a mere mortal. Im the futureIm the past, and Im the present. Evolution has started, and will end with me. Venom, at Overheated you will experience three different eras of time, as I will wipe the floor with you inside the steel cage. Enjoy Your DamnationTHANKSbe to god.
*The XtremeTron fades, as Venom is there standing in the center of the ring shaking his head.*
King: Im drooling Cole.
Cole: At Overheated, Venom and Charlie Velez will butt heads one more timeinside a steel cage.
*The camera changes to showing a live shot of Rage and Torrie Wilson themselves finally arriving at the arena just then, but yet right as Rage opens the door his face grows Xtremely angry, angry since now the camera zooms on into the room showing a full pyramid of turtle wax near the wall! The camera moves to the other wall showing a framed towel hanging on it, and in the background a recording of Rage singing "Jimmy Crack Corn" is playing. Rage picks up a note that was on the table nearby and reads it aloud..*
" Dear Rage,
These are just some reminders off that wonderful night that you had a few days ago, basically
I just want to make sure that night is a night you'll never forget. Now I know that you were
kind of mad the other night, so I brought over a few presents to help ease up the mood.
Still better than you,
GD"
: Why that sorry little Son of a Bitch! I swear to fucking god I'm gonna kick his......wait a minute....Hehehe, I have a better idea ya know, follow me honey...
*Rage puts on one of his classic sadistic smirks as he leaves the room once more along with his wife, leaving much speculation & anticipation over what
could possibly still be to come involving him here tonight*
King: Turtle wax?
*The opening riffs of "The Way You Like It" by Adema hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
Cole: Diamond has the skill, the mouth, and the look to be a champion.
King: Yeah, but Reak should be champion.
Cole: Its not the XHFs fault he left before he had a shot at the Ultimate title.
*Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner.*
King: Raven hates everybody.
Cole: Including himself.
Diamond vs. Raven
*Raven gets out and walks over towards the middle of the ring where Diamond begins to pace himself around the ring. Raven tries moving in and Diamond uses his speed to move around the ring, not allowing Raven to get the first blow in. Raven continues to move in and Diamond continues to move quickly around the ring. Finally Raven gets fed up and just charges fully towards Diamond who catches Raven with an arm drag. Raven gets up and comes in once again but Diamond leaps up into the air and Raven runs right under him. Raven hits the ropes and comes back looking to take a swing at Diamond but Diamond dodges and connects with a shuffle kick that has Raven stumbling back into the corner.*
King: Ill moves here Cole.
Cole: I dont understand what you mean King.
*Diamond charges in towards Raven and jumps onto the middle turnbuckle. He begins firing punches into the head of Raven as the crowd counts along from one to ten. Diamond looks to finish it off with a monkey flip from the corner. Raven halts him and drops him right into the corner himself. Raven begins firing punches in towards Diamond and following it up with kicks to the gut of Diamond. Diamond is down in the corner and Raven continues by firing kicks to the chest. He picks up Diamond and rests him in the corner, quickly, whipping him across to the far corner. Raven goes to follow it up but Diamond moves out of the way. Raven stumbles back a bit and Diamond scurries up to the top, coming off with a cross body right into the cover but Raven kicks out after the count of two. Both men get to their feet, both men go onto the attack but Diamond and Raven both stop dead in their tracks after a fast start to the match and receive an ovation from the crowd.*
Cole: The fans are really going to enjoy this one!
*The two begin to circle around the ring and look to get things going again. The two lock up in the middle of the ring as Raven comes around with an rear wristlock. Diamond tries a few elbows to get out of the hold but Raven avoids the blows. Diamond runs in towards the turnbuckle and begins running up the turnbuckle, coming off the second and flipping over Raven. Diamond wraps his arms around the waist of Raven, driving him stomach first into the corner, and bringing him back out with a roll up. Raven is able to kick out after two, sending Diamond shoulder first into the second turnbuckle!*
King: I smell a dislocated shoulder.
Cole: No, you took your shoes off.
*Raven throws punches into the back of the head of Diamond, sending his head right into the turnbuckle a few more times before Diamond rolls off the turnbuckle and down to the mat. Raven grabs him by the legs and walks out towards the center of the ring, straightening the fallen body of Diamond. Raven falls back and catapults Diamond throat first into the bottom rope! Diamond rolls about along the edge of the ring before Raven slides to the outside. Raven drives a few elbows across the chest and throat area of Diamond before climbing up onto the apron. Raven takes a few steps back before running towards Diamond and coming off the apron looking to drop the knee but at the last moment Diamond tucks his head under the ropes and Raven goes all the way to the outside, knee first into the steel steps!*
King: Thats a broken knee.
Cole: Or one that will be in a lot of pain later.
Diamond pulls himself right up with the ropes while Raven struggles to his. Diamond volts himself over the top and connects with a body splash to the outside to Raven! Both men stumble about on the outside as the referee begins his ten count. Diamond begins to head back towards the ring but Raven is up and clubs Diamond in the back of the head, whips him into the steel steps that Raven collided with earlier and then Raven himself rolls into the ring to break up the referees count at nine. Raven rolls back to the outside and picks up Diamond. Raven pounds Diamonds head off the steps, jolting him right up where Raven grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him back into the ring under the bottom rope. Raven rolls under himself and stands up behind Diamond, crawling towards the far ropes. Diamond reaches the far side and begins to pull himself up. Raven meets him with a right hand and continues firing them in towards Diamond until Diamond gets to his feet. Raven then whips Diamond into the ropes and when Diamond comes back, locks in a sleeper hold. Raven walks out to the middle of the ring with the hold and drops with a rear naked choke drop! Raven goes right into the cover 1,2, Diamond gets the shoulder up!*
Cole: And Diamond just wont go down!
King: He knows that he has a shot to get a early shot at the XHF Champion, who we all know wont be one hundred percent after their bull rope match at Overheated.
*Raven sits right up and climbs to his feet, Diamond begins to get up as well. Raven pulls Diamond up the rest of the way and proceeds by firing a few rights into the head of Diamond, knocking him back into the ropes again. Raven whips Diamond into the far rope once again and again goes for a sleeper but Diamond slides under the feet of Raven and comes up with a dropkick to the back of Raven, sending him stumbling through the middle rope and all the way to the outside. Diamond, now has some time and as he begins to pick himself up off the mat, Raven is down on the outside. Raven uses the ring apron to pull himself up and as his head peers over the apron, Diamond seemingly comes from out of nowhere with a baseball slide, sending Raven right back into the barricade. Diamond is able to pull himself right back up, Raven slowly moves towards the ring and crawls back into the ring, still a little stunned from the baseball slide. Raven tries to catch Diamond off guard with a right hand but Diamond ducks under and comes around Raven, Sharp Edge!*
King: Old School Explosion!
Cole: Sharp Edge!
King: Same thing!
*Diamond rolls over for a cover, hooking the leg, 1...2...Raven just gets the shoulder up as the referees hand was about to hit the mat for three! Diamond cant believe it as he sits right up, his face buried in my hands. Diamond motions to the referee 3 but the referee puts up two fingers, motioning a two. Diamond pounds his fist onto the mat and begins to climb to his feet. He pulls Raven up with him, who catches him with an elbow into the gut on the way up. With Diamond hunched over Raven comes around to the other side looking for a Russian Leg Sweep but Diamond connects with an elbow to the side of the head of Raven. Raven stumbles back and Diamond connects with a kick to the gut. Diamond picks up Raven into a Falcon Arrow position before turning it into a 3/4 Turning Neck Breaker, its a Diamond Cutter from Diamond!*
Cole: Its over!
King: Wait, wait, look!
*Diamond rolls into the cover 1...2...the referee is pulled out of the ring as the camera turns around to reveal Reak! Reak knocks down the referee with a right hand and enters the ring. Reak enters the ring and catches Diamond while hes trying to get up and defend himself. Reak picks up Diamond and delivers a Reaktion! Reak rolls to the outside and tosses the referee into the ring under the bottom rope. Raven rolls over and drapes his arm over the chest of Reak and the referee slowly counts. 1.....2.....3!*
Winner: Raven
Cole: God dammit.
King: Raven has a shot to get an early advantage on the champion!
*Reak smiles at the top of the ramp as the referee raises the hand of Raven, Diamond rolls over and sees Reak who is now laughing at Diamond as Reak disappears into the back.*
Cole: Sick.
*Suddenly the camera shifts backstage, or more accurately the parking lot itself as we proceed to promptly re-join the on-going Rage/GD saga! Out there, the evil Rage himself along with wife Torrie are now standing eerily in front of what appears to be a shiny blue Dodge Viper of some sort parked just outside the building.*
*A brief instant later, while Rage abruptly reaches into a pocket of his signature blue-jean shorts to bring out his oh-so-dreaded Tire Iron itself again, the camera makes it's way around to the Viper's rear to reveal by it's "FFOWNSALL03" license plate that the vehicle belongs to Gravedigger himself!*
: Heh, so that little fucker Gaydigger wants to screw with my own personal locker room like that and think he can just get away with it again, eh? Well, we'll damn sure see who gets away with what once my little friend here Mr. Iron delivers well to Mr. Viper on the promises of great destruction and agony I made that punk a couple days ago!!!
*Just then, Rage pulls back the steal tire iron over his head to obviously do some serious damage here to one of GD's most prized possessions, but just before contact can be made Torrie herself suddenly cuts in!*
: NO, WAIT, DON'T!
: -Huh?! Uh, what's wrong baby? I mean you know yourself that jerk off has sure as hell had every bit of this coming...
: No, no, you don't understand Pat, it's not that I don't want this hunk of junk to be demolished, but it's just that, well, that I've sorta got even an even better way in mind to accomplish this feat if ya get my drift..
: Hmm, oh really now Torr? Well, I'm definitely listening...
*Torrie quickly leans forward to whisper some unknown message into her husband's left ear now. Once overhearing it, another sadistic grin crosses Rage's face..*
: Well now, looks like you still are the same genius of a woman I did originally marry over a year ago...But yeah, I love it though, let's do this...
: Well thank you and yes, yes let's shall...
*Thereafter, both turn and surprisingly disappear completely off camera. But sensing that this scene is far from over, the camera continues to watch and film until 2 or so minutes later when, sure enough, the roar of a familiar engine is heard and without further adieu the massive shiny black XHF Monster Truck itself of Rage's appears! After coming to a halt just feet from the waiting blue Viper, Rage briefly pauses to honk the horn of his truck in cocky fashion before at last punching the gas and proceeding to almost go airborne as it goes rumbling straight over the precious Viper, crushing it flat as a pancake under all it's weight!!!! At this point, the arena crowd itself has been overtaken with a hushed silence as finally the monster truck has come to another stop far past the mashed Viper and both members of this conniving couple have exited it once more..*
: (*Looking straight into the camera*) OH HELL YEAH, Choke on that Gaydigger, fucking CHOKE on THAT ya little asswhipe! Muahahahaha...Now c'mon
Torrie, let's go, this night still isn't over yet..
: It isn't?...
: Oh absolutely not, cuz quite frankly I think I still got another perfect way to lure that little bitch into my biggest trap yet and put him
in his fucking place for GOOD! Now like I said, we got a little more to do so c'mon and let's go.
*Fade Out again, as Rage grabs his wife's reluctant hand and disappears again from camera view, only stopping to leave the following letter in return taped to the side of the obliterated Viper..*
" Dear Gaydigger,
Incase you're wondering, this is just one reminder of what will
happen should you ever use that meely mouth of yours to mention that night
of mine a couple days ago again. I mean, basically I just want to make sure
that there's no hard feelings, and that this night in one you'll never
forget either for that matter. Now, I really don't know about you son, but I
for one just love the new makeover look your ride here has gotten,
especially since you'll be receiving a similar one when I shove my big-ass
boot straight down your throat and kick those hideous teeth of yours in for
that European Title come this Sunday, Jackass....
ALWAYS better than you,
The One, The Only, The Rage.
Cole: Reak does that so many times that it has lost so much meaning.
King: And yet people like him still find it funny
*'The Energy' by Audiovent slowly starts off, and an explosion occurs before the vocals kick in. At this, 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out from the curtain, strutting down to the middle of the ramp where he spins around, showing off the back of his shiny jacket. He walks down the ramp smug, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps to the turnbuckle as he raises his arms, then hops down taking off his jacket as the music dies down.*
Cole: The winner of this match faces Raven at Overheated!
(When this began) I had nothing to say
And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me
(I was confused)
And I let it all out to find
That Im not the only person with these things in mind
(Inside of me)
But all that they can see the words revealed
Is the only real thing that Ive got left to feel
(Nothing to lose)
Just stuck, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own.
*The cameras zoom into the curtains where instantly Reak emerges from the back with smoke and fog everywhere.*
I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain Ive felt so long
(Erase all the pain till its gone)
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like Im close to something real
I wanna find something Ive wanted all along
Somewhere I belong.
*Reak proceeds to make his way into the ring as the chorus slowly fades away.*
King: Thats a great entrance.
Cole: Ok?
Chris Williams vs. Reak
*The ref calls for the bell signaling the beginning of the match and Reak moves in for a tie up, but Williams quickly hits him with a standing dropkick sending Reak to the mat. Reak is quickly back to his feet and again taken right back down this time from a calf kick by Chris Williams. Reak is again quickly back to his feet but this time he charges Chris Williams and sends him flying to the mat with a clothesline. Reak quickly pounces on Williams and begins to stomp on him before he can get to his feet. Reak lays in the boots then lifts up Williams to his feet. Reak slaps Williams across the face then lifts him up and slams him into the mat with a body slam. Reak drops a knee into the face of Williams and Williams rolls over onto his stomach holding his face. Chris Williams pushes himself up onto all fours and Reak steps back and sends a stiff kick into the ribs of Chris Williams. Chris Williams rolls out of the ring after the kick and Reak walks over to the ropes and taunts down at Williams. Chris Williams slowly gets up to his feet and grabs the legs of Reak and pulls him down to his back. Williams pulls Reak half way out of the ring and sling shots Reak chest first into the bottom rope. Chris Williams drags Reak out of the ring as Reak holds his chest. Chris then drives Reak head first into the ring apron then whips Reak back first into the ring steps. Chris taunts out to the crowd then walks over to the announcers table and yells at Cole and takes his head set away from him.*
Williams: Look at him king. He sucks, kinda like something that really, really sucks. I RULE!
*Williams then throws the head set back at Cole and slowly walks over to Reak who is now standing holding his back. Chris Williams points at him and laughs only to be struck in the stomach by Reak with a boot to the gut. Williams doubles over holding his stomach and Reak sends forearms into the back of Williams and then tosses Williams into the ring. Reak then climbs up onto the ring apron and flips over the top rope with a leg drop on the back of Chris Williams. Reak gets to his feet and shoves his head into the back of the head of Chris Williams and then reaches down and goes to lift Williams up, but Reak is able to kick out. Reak gets up to his feet quickly and as Williams gets to his feet Reak again boots him in the gut and hooks both arms and takes Williams down with a double arm DDT. Reak hooks the leg of Williams and goes for a pin of his own, but Chris Williams grabs the bottom rope. Reak jumps to his feet thinking he won the match, but the ref points out Williams hand grasping the bottom rope and Reak is infuriated. Reak pushes the ref in the chest and causes the ref to fall on his back. The ref slowly gets to his feet and cowers low as Reak walks towards him. The ref warns Reak if he does it again the match will be thrown out. Reak still grabs the ref by the shirt, but does nothing as Williams is now to his feet and he springs up onto the shoulders of Reak from behind and performs a reverse hurricanrana.*
Cole: Reaks anger got the best of him!
King: He only wants to set his anger free.
*Williams again scrambles for the cover and the ref makes a quick count, but Reak barley gets the shoulder up. Williams hops to his feet and Reak gets up to his hands and knees. Reak is on his hands and knees and Williams rolls him up again for a quick two count this time. Reak quickly gets to his feet this time and stumbles back into the corner. Williams runs at him but Reak side steps it and grabs Williams with a waist lock and sends Williams flying with a release German suplex. Reak calls for the finish and walks slowly over to Chris Williams. Reak lifts Chris up and onto his shoulders for the Reaktion. Reak spins Williams around, but Williams twists and turns it into a tornado DDT! Williams quickly makes the cover and gets a close three count for the win. Williams quickly rolls out of the ring after the three count as Reak jumps to his feet and looks to be extremely angry.*
Winner: Chris Williams
Cole: Williams vs. Raven!
King: Reak vs. Diamond
King and Cole: OVERHEATED!
Decoy vs. Mr. X
Cole: How did they get there?
King: Its the magic of not putting entrances in.
*The bell rings and Decoy and X grapple in the center of the ring. X tries to get out of it with an elbow, but Decoy ducks and X finds himself in a waistlock. Decoy goes for a german suplex, and plants the big man straight on the floor! As Mr X lays in the ring after the unexpected blow, Decoy slides under the bottom rope and flips up the apron, looking for a weapon. He tosses two garbage cans into the ring, and keeps searching, not realizing Mr X has gotten up. X takes advantage of the situation and making sure he isn't seen by his opponent, rolls under the bottom rope facing the announcers table.*
King: HEY MR. X!
*He steals a chair from the timekeeper and gets into the ring, lying on the chair and back to his regular position on the floor, as Decoy pulls out a kendo stick and twirls it much to the crowds delight. He climbs to the apron and steps over the top rope, and whacks hard into the gut of Mr X - who counters by pulling out his chair and placing it in the front! The kendo stick breaks in two, as Decoy quickly picks up the larger half.*
Cole: Decoy's got the larger half.
King: Oxymoron...
Cole: I'm not a moron
King: I NEVER SAID YOU WERE
*Mr X taunts him with the chair, and the tag champ slowly backs off. Mr X laughs but Decoy delivers a shot to the knees, bringing the big man down and causing him to drop his weapon. Decoy smacks him once over the head again, and covers. 1 - 2 - kick out. Decoy lifts up X and irish whips him over the top rope, and leaves the ring. He delivers a right hand to Mr X, pulling him up by his hair, and still holding after the shot. He goes again, but Mr X retaliates with a right hand of his own to the face of Decoy. Mr X checks under the ring, as the apron is still flipped, and searches.*
King: I bet he's gonna get a bannana outta there
*Under his mask, a large smile can be made out. Mr X pulls out a sledge hammer and raises it up, and the crowd pops. He then waves a finger and signals he's not finished yet. However, Decoy comes from behind with a lowblow! Decoy searches where Mr X left off, and pulls out a sheet of barbedwire to his own suprise. His hands are cut up, but he wraps it around the head of the sledgehammer, smiling. Mr X slowly gets up, and Decoy leaves the weapon, running up the ramp with a clothesline, but X ducks. Decoy does his wrong right and delivers a series of right hands to Mr X. On the sixth, X fights back with a back hand elbow, leaving Decoy left on the middle of the ramp. He slowly walks back to to the ring, and rolls under. He retrieves one of the garbage cans of earlier thrown by Decoy, and tosses it over the rope near the ramp, causing a slight dent. He puts the sledgehammer in it, but suddenly lets it down. He sees something he can't object to - a fallen lighter near the barricade.*
Cole: It just "happened" to be there!
*He throws it in the trash can, and carries it with one hand. Out of almost nowhere, Decoy charges at him, but he nails him in the head with the trash can, causing more damage to the dent prior. He keeps kicking and dragging Decoy to the top of the ramp, where he lets him down and smiles. He lights up the barbedwire around the sledgehammer, causing an uproar! Decoy gets up, to make another comeback, but realises what's infront of him. He runs, but is at the edge of the entranceway. Mr X turns him around by his long hair. and slams the hammer at his chest!*
King: Oh my god!
*X throws the flaming hammer to the floor, and struggles to put the 6'3" Decoy in the garbage can, and pushes it to the edge of the rampway.*
Cole: Oh my god....
*He backs away, and delivers a big boot to the can, sending it and Decoy to the concrete floor below! The fallen, dented side is torn open.*
King: Haha, he decimated the dude and the garbage can!
*Mr X flies off with a splash! He rolls Decoy over, with great struggle, as an extra official on hand makes the count. 1 - 2 - 3! *
Winner: Mr. X
Cole: He's going to Overheated, and he could win the Hardcore Title!
*At this point the camera re-opens up yet again with GD back in the "Brotherhood" lockeroom. GD looks at a camera once again talking in his now-infamous horrible Australian accent*
: Aye, he may have gotten to my precious method of transportation out there, but the dreaded Rage beast will surely back at any moment with it's returning friend Hiccup....Now I believe it's time these creatures learn that they must calm down sometimes.....
*GD looks at the table where a drink (bottle of wine), and a large juicy steak sit*
: Ah nothing like a little food switch if you know what I mean.....
*GD pulls out a laxative out of his pocket and puts it cautiously in the wine bottle*
: Now that little pill will keep the Rage beast at bay....
*GD then switches the normal steak with a dingo steak*
: And now that steak on the contrary is high quality and full of protein, and I'm sure the Rage beast might like it even better....But aye, my croc senses are tingling...they must be nearby....
*GD takes the roll of toilet paper out of the bathroom and quickly runs out of the room altogether, laughing sneakily the whole way. As the camera continues looking on in wait, about a minute or so later the lockeroom door indeed DOES re-open, but oddly enough with no Rage in sight now as only the gorgeous Jennifer Dream and his returning cousin/fellow Brotherhood member Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks walk cockily in. Shortly thereafter, while an obviously not-hungry Jennifer looks on beside him as he calmly sits down at the table in front of what is apparently his "Welcome Back" dinner in the form of the wine/steak. After then reaching forward to get all his eating utensils in order and all, he finally uses a fork and knife to cut up a smaller piece of the steak, before taking the piece and placing it slowly in his favor to savor completely. Yet, just as fate would have it there's no savoring to be had here since, the very second his tongue tastes the bizarre sensation of the Dingo Burger he rapidly garners loud arena crowd laughter as he throws his head forward to spit out as much of it as possible!*
: UGHHH, WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK WAS THAT?!!
: Whoa, what happened Matt, what's wrong with the steak?! I mean I could've sworn I did order it medium-rare just as you like it...
: Nah it's not that Jen, cuz I don't know what the blue hell is going' on here but that sure as HELL wasn't any kinda steak I know of! Goddamnit, I swear if it's the last thing I do I'm never, EVER leaving my good ole' U.S. of A again after this stupid worldwide touring shit is over!....But, oh well, I mean at least if the steak in these parts ain't worth nothing' I still got a good ole' trusty beverage here to wash it down with, right?
: Yes true...
*Momentarily now Hicks reaches forward once again to quickly grab the wine bottle before leaning his head back a bit to take in as much of it's refreshment as possible. But, again though this stint of pleasure is short lived as although they then re-engage in peaceful conversation, about another minute or so later Hicks begins to seemingly feel the awful, but nonetheless hilarious effects of the aforementioned drink laxatives beginning to take full effect inside him..*
: Yeah absolutely, that Junior-Heavyweight Title shall be mine soon enoug-UHHHHH,...oh god, my bowels feel like they're being' twisted inside out or something, AHHHH!
: Oh my, oh my gosh what's wrong now?!
: Uhhhh, trust me you don't wanna know, musta been something' in that damn drink though dammit...Ahh, but uh, but just stay here Jen, I'll be right baaaaccckkkkk!
*And at this, as Hicks quickly grabs his stomach and stops himself from actually falling over he disappears as quickly as possible into the nearby bathroom. After slamming it's door, Jennifer's own face looks to be filled with utter shock and disgust as weird noises begin to echo out from inside the bathroom itself, followed by one last scream..*
: OH FUCK, NO TOILET PAPER! AHHHH, dammit that little ass Gravedigger musta switched out everything!...Uhhhh, DAMN YOU GRAVEDIGGGER, I SWEAR TO YOU ON MY LIFE YOU SHALL PAY, YOU SHAALLLL PAYYYY FORRR THIISS!!!
*Final Fade Out to the arena, where the laughter out there appears to have reached hysterical proportions by now..*
King: Haha, Hicks got the shits.
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
King: KKK! KKK!
Cole: That is so wrong on so many levels.
*Aerodynamic by Daft Punk hits as GIZMO Dragon emerges from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. He poses on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again. Aerodynamic by Daft Punk hits as BITCH Dragon emerges from the depths of the XtremeTron to a mixed reaction. He poses on top of the ramp as if a superhero before making a simple journey into the ring and posing again.*
Cole: Why dont they just come out the same time?
The Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. The Almighty Dragons
*Fury and BITCH start the match off, Fury grabs BITCH by the head and throws him into the corner where he begins beating on him and trying to get him to submit right then and there. BITCH shoves Fury away and springs off the second rope and hits the big man with a missile dropkick. Fury falls to his back but then rolls to his feet and hits a brutal clothesline on BITCH. He gets him to his feet and whips him to the ropes and then slams him down hard with a tornado spinebuster! Fury then gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow right into BITCHs sternum and makes the cover but BITCH kicks out at 2.*
King: Fury is really opening up here tonight.
Cole: Hes crazy, Ive said it for a long time.
*Fury gets BITCH to his feet and whips him to the corner, he charges and attempts a clothesline but BITCH springs up and Fury crashes into the corner, BITCH rolls him up but Fury gets the shoulder off the mat just before 3. BITCH quickly scurries over and tags in GIZMO who climbs to the top rope and attempts a missile dropkick but Fury catches him and slams him down onto the mat with a powerbomb! Fury makes his way over to his corner and tags in Renegade who immediately charges at GIZMO and begins delivering the boots to him while hes on the mat. GIZMO finally gets to his feet but is whipped to the ropes by Renegade, he attempts a clothesline but GIZMO ducks under and kicks him in the gut, he then plants him with a flying tornado DDT, he hooks the leg, 1 2 Renegade kicks out at 2.*
King: GIZMO actually almost had it there.
Cole: Yeah, we may see an upset here tonight.
*Renegade quickly gets to his feet and shoves GIZMO into the corner, he lifts him up to the top and climbs hooking up a front face lock, he attempts to suplex him from the top but GIZMO holds on and begins beating on Renegade, he finally falls back and lands hard on the mat as GIZMO stands on the top rope and signals to the crowd, he spins around and leaps back with a huge Moonsault but Renegade rolls out of the way and GIZMO crashes down to the mat hard! Renegade gets to his feet and quickly powerbombs GIZMO, he then tags in Fury who runs to the other side of the ring and hits BITCH off the apron, Fury then lifts up GIZMO into the crucifix position as Renegade climbs to the top, they signal for something and then Renegade flies off connecting with the Burning Cross! Fury quickly makes the cover and the ref counts, 1 2 3.*
Winners: Kinetic Kollision Killers
Cole: And the KKK get a win heading into Overheated where theyll face The Dark Parade!
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponents, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
King: Woo hoo, the connection between Destruction and Kris Pain has its advantages, as now were able to see more of Tylene!
*'mOBSCENE' by Marylin Manson starts up the XHF crowd. 'As the beginning part plays, a strobe light flickers around the crowd, and 'The Human Masterpiece' appears in black letters, with the points of the letters spiked on the white background on the XtremeTron. The crowd boos heavily, as fog begins to pour from the stage, with the strobe lights flickering through it. Then, Rhein the Killa, appears from behind the curtain, aggressively pushing the curtain out of the way, and walking through the fog. Rhein is wearing his wrestling gear, some black shorts, with silver words reading Masterpiece on the back, and RtK on the front, also, he's wearing black elbow pads, knee pads and knee length high boots with rTk in red up the side, he is also wearing a sleeveless 'Rhein the Killa' t-shirt. Soon after his appearance, he reaches back into the fog, and holds out his hand, for it to be accepted by 'The Queen of Xtreme' Lizzy Borden. The two walk down, until Mongo The Destroyer runs out from the back and forearms Rhein from behind!*
Cole: This was just a damn set-up!
King: A pretty good one I might add.
*Mongo continues to beat on Rhein, and then rolls him into the ring. Mongo soon follows, as Destruction is stomping over Rhein in the ring. The two double team Rhein The Killa, as Tylene Buck grabs the clipboard with the pen. Destruction lifts Rhein up to his shoulders, and then flips him off connecting with the Countdown To Armageddon. Rhein sits up holding his neck, as Tylene Buck hands the clipboard to Mongo. Mongo holds it, and breaks it over the head of Rhein!*
Cole: My god!
King: I sense this is going to happen at Overheated!
*Rhein lies on the motionless, as Destruction grabs the pen from Tylene. Destruction grabs Rhein by the hair and sits him up, and then stabs him in the face with the pen!*
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: Ew, thats not good.
*Rhein screams in pain, as blood starts pouring out of the forehead of Rhein The Killa. Destruction grinds the pen into the face of Rhein, and then pushes Rhein down. Mongo gets into the face of Rhein and begins to scream at him, but then takes the booking sheet. Destruction hands Mongo the pen and places it in Rheins hand, and has him sign the contract!*
Cole: Mongo just made Rhein sign the contract, making their match for Rheins career!
King: This works for Rhein, thats what he wanted.
*After Mongo finishes, he lifts Rhein up and lifts him up in position, and slams him into the mat with the Xtreme Driver! Rhein bounces off the mat, motionless, as Mongo stands over him shaking with anger. He looks at Destruction, who just nods his head, and leaves the ring. The crowd boos, as Destruction stands in the ring with his arms in the air. Destruction continues to taunt the crowd, when all of a sudden the lights go out and I Stand Alone by Godsmack hits the PA system!*
Cole: Scorpion is in the house!
*After a while a light shines on the top of the ramp, and then the lights go back up, revealing Scorpion is right behind Destruction with a baseball bat! Destruction taunts the top of the ramp screaming for Scorpion to come and face him, but Scorpion runs from behind and hits Destruction in the back of the head with a bat! Destruction lies against the mat, as Scorpion leaves the ring, with a smile on his face.*
Cole: Two of the XHFs biggest superstars are going one on one, at Overheated!
*Faceless by Godsmack plays over the entire PA, as Wraith appears in the crowd, kendo stick in hand, and looks towards the fans, receiving a huge ovation. Standing by his side, is Tara, who walks down ahead of him, as he follows behind her, high-fiving the fans on his way down. When Tara reaches the barricade, Wraith helps Tara over, and then steps over himself, as Tara is already heading up the steel stairs, standing on the apron. Wraith jumps up to the apron, and holds the ropes down for Tara, as he then steps through the middle rope, and hands Tara the kendo stick. Tara exits the ring, with the kendo stick in her hands, as Wraith awaits his opponent.*
Cole: The winner of this match, will face Mr. X at Overheated, for the XHF Hardcore Championship.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them riled up. Harry then heads to the ring and Harry then goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants.*
King: Harry is a five-time champion, so hes my pick.
XHF Hardcore Title Tournament Semi-Finals
Wraith w/Tara vs. Hardcore Harry
*Wraith and Harry get into each others faces, talking trash to one another. Wraith pushes Harry, which upsets Harry. He shakes his head and pushes Wraith, causing him to fall down and roll to his feet. Wraith gets back up and gets back into the face of Harry. As he and Harry continue to argue, Tara slowly climbs up the apron and goes through the middle rope still with the kendo stick in her hand. Harry and Wraith continue to argue, until Tara cracks the kendo stick onto Harrys back! Harry falls to his knees in pain, as Tara continues the shots to the back, as Wraith goes out and under the ring, and grabs a kendo stick of his own! He orders Tara to stop, and she does, and he gets into the ring. Harry is still on his knees holding his back, as Wraith screams something to Tara. She nods her head, and begins to wind up ready to hit Harry again. Harry is finally sitting up straight, and Tara and Wraith hit Harry with kendo sticks, hitting him in the spine and in his chest! Harry falls to the mat in pain, as Wraith quickly makes the cover. Hardcore Harry kicks out before the count of three, as Tara goes out and under the ring. She pulls out a chair, two trashcan lids, a trashcan, and then a ladder, as Wraith is stomping on Hardcore Harry. Tara slides all the weapons in, as Wraith walks to the trashcan lid and taunts for Hardcore Harry to get to his feet. Harry gets to his feet, and Wraith swings with a trashcan lid shot, but Hardcore Harry ducks and then runs to the ropes. Wraith goes for another one, but Wraith ducks once again, and when Wraith turns around to try and hit him again, Harry lifts up his boot and drives the boot into the trashcan lid, sending it into the face of Wraith! Harry doesnt make the cover, instead he goes and picks up the ladder, and leans it against the turnbuckle. He walks up to Wraith and lifts him up by the hair, and then applies a front facelock. Hardcore Harry holds his arm up taunting the crowd, and then lifts Wraith up for a suplex, and then slams him into the ladder! The ladder doesnt dent in half and Harry makes the pin, but Wraith kicks out before the count of three!*
King: Wraith has some balls!
Cole: But Harry has bigger ones!
*Harry stands up, and then goes out of the ring. He goes under the ring and searches, as Wraith is finally moving. Wraith climbs up to his feet a bit woozy, but then sees Hardcore Harry. Wraith points to him and walks to the ropes where Harry is, and then reaches out between the top and middle rope, but once Harry gets out from under the ring he hits Wraith in the head with a baseball bat! Wraith falls to the mat, with his head now bleeding, as Hardcore Harry pulls Wraith out of the ring by his ankle. Wraith lays on the padding bleeding, as Hardcore Harry searches and grabs an electrical cable. Harry sits Wraith up, and wraps the electrical cable around his neck choking him! Wraith gasps for air, while Harry places his boot across his back and pushes, choking the air out of Wraith! Wraith tries to fight back, but Harry kicks him in the back, not letting him get an advantage. Harry continues to choke Wraith, until Tara comes from behind and cracks the kendo stick across Harrys back! Harry lets go of the electrical cable, and turns around to Tara, who breaks the kendo stick across the head of Hardcore Harry! Harry doesnt fall though; instead he takes a step back, which amazes Tara. Harry shakes his head and then gives Tara a disgusted look, and then chases after her! While Harry is chasing Tara, Wraith reaches into the ring and grabs a trashcan lid. Harry and Tara circle the ring, and then run towards Wraith, and Tara rolls to the ground, which allows Wraith to smack Harry across the head with a trashcan lid!*
Cole: What a set up!
King: Hey, Harry fell for it, his fault.
*Wraith stumbles back and falls to a sitting position, lying against side of the ring. He shakes his head, with his face in shock from the beating he was taking from Hardcore Harry. Wraith finally gets to his feet, as Tara barks orders to Wraith. Wraith rolls Hardcore Harry into the center of the ring, and then climbs up the apron. Tara gives Wraith a chair, as he extends to the top rope. Wraith grabs the chair and places it across his forearm, and then jumps off, driving the chair into the chest of Hardcore Harry! Wraith holds his forearm in pain after flying off the top rope but then the bloody Wraith crawls on top of Hardcore Harry, 1-2-Harry gets a shoulder up! Wraith rolls off Harry and has a facing thinking of what to do, but then sits up and stands up to his feet, with a smile over his bloody face. He walks to the ladder and lifts it up, and then sets it up in the nearest corner. The crowd is on their feet, as Wraith begins to climb up the ladder, facing the crowd. Before Wraith gets to the top, Hardcore Harry is up to his feet, and runs to Wraith and forearms him in the back, stopping him in his tracks. Harry goes through the middle and top rope, and then climbs up the turnbuckle, leading him to the ladder.*
King: This should be interesting.
*Harry climbs up to the top of the ladder, and then sits on it, and grabs Wraith by the hair. Harry points to the sky, while Tara is climbing up the apron and over the ropes, and up the ladder! Harry taunts for a move, but Tara comes from behind and gets him in a headlock. She taunts to the crowd for the Down and Dirty, but before she could do anything Harry pushes her off, sending her hard into the mat!*
Cole: There goes Tara!
*Wraith finally gets up and begins punching Hardcore Harry in the stomach, but Harry just sends a huge forearm into his neck. Harry drives Wraiths head into one of the steps of the ladder, and then wraps his arms around Wraiths body. Harry lifts Wraith up for a powerbomb, but Harry then jumps off, driving Wraith head first into the mat with a Hangmans DDT!*
*Crowd goes crazy, chanting holy shit*
Cole: HOLY SHIT!
King: Wraiths career HAS to be over!
*Harry slowly hooks the leg of Wraith, and gets the 1-2-3! Hardcore Harry advances to the finals!*
Winner and advancing to the XHF Hardcore Championship Finals: Hardcore Harry
Cole: Wraith isnt moving King.
King: Oh uh.
*Medical attendances quickly rush down the ramp and slide into the ring, and check on Wraith. Tara over to Wraith and begins talking to him, but Wraith is completely knocked out. Hardcore Harry, also concerned, checks on Wraith. All of them surround Wraith, when all of a sudden Mr. X runs down the ramp with a steel chair and slides into the ring, and once Hardcore Harry turns to him he knocks him out with a steel chair! Hardcore Harry falls to the mat with his face bloody from the shot, as Mr. X stands over him, looking down at his opponent at Overheated.*
Cole: Dammit, Hardcore Harry was just checking on his injured opponent, and Mr. X just attacked him for no reason!
King: You are such a mark Cole.
*"Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain wearing the X*Crown Championship around his waist and holding the belts up in the air at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp flaunting his titles as people yell things and flip him off. Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes holding the titles up in the air as the crowd continues to boo. He then hops off the ropes and walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
King: Our X*Crown Champion, Lance Storm.
*Hero by Nickelback plays around the arena. The arena turns black and all of a sudden, two spotlights show from the roof, and from underneath the stage, Iceberg and Elena Dementieva rise. Iceberg is wearing a leather jacket with Elena and Iceberg written on the back and a picture of them kissing. He is also wearing leather trousers and Elena is wearing a mini dress or a small top showing her stomach and a micro mini skirt. The crowd cheer madly and the spotlights follow them down to the ring. Iceberg allows Elena to climb the steps and then follows her and sits on the ropes to allow her into the ring. They join hands again in the ring and move towards the camera and as they raise their hands, a shower of fireworks from the ceiling covers them. They then kiss and Elena climbs from the ring. Iceberg then gives her his leather jacket.*
King: What right does Iceberg have to face our X*Crown champion?
Cole: It's all fair here in the XHF.
*Lance Storm locks up with Iceberg in the middle of the ring. Storm begins to back Iceberg into the corner but Iceberg stops in his tracks and fires Storm back, onto his back hitting the mat. Storm rolls back, and immediately jumps back up to his knees. He pulls himself right back up with the ropes and goes for the lock up once again. This time Storm comes around the back of Iceberg, keeping the hands around the waist of Iceberg. Storm picks up Iceberg, turns and drops him onto his stomach, locking in a headlock on the mat. *
King: See, Lance Storm is the best technical wrestler in the XHF
Cole: I think Chris Beniot might disagree with that
King: I'll believe it when I see it
*Iceberg reaches forward and grabs the pants of Storm but can't pull him off. Iceberg begins to get up, getting onto his knees, Storm has him bent right over with the headlock still applied. Storm releases the hold and knocks Iceberg right up with a kick to the face and connects with a drop kick that sends him right back to the mat. Storm immediately goes a cover but Iceberg powers out after the count of one.*
Cole: Kick out by Iceberg
*Storm gets up but so does Iceberg and Iceberg takes him down with a stiff clothesline. Iceberg picks up Storm and sets him up for an Icebomb! Storm slides down once picked up but Iceberg reaches back with an elbow to the side of the head that sends Storm back into the corner. Iceberg, grabs the arm of Storm and attempts to whip him across to the far turnbuckle but Storm ducks under the arms of Iceberg, turning him around and connects with a Reality Check! Storm goes for the cover 1,2,3!*
Winner : Lance Storm
King: And of course, Lance Storm is the winner
*Lance Storm has made short work of Iceberg but he's not through yet as South of Heaven by Slayer hits the speakers and Chris Sanders comes running down the ramp. Sanders slides into the ring and the two begin to exchange blows. Rights and lefts going back and forth between the two when Storm catches Sanders with a knee to the gut. He grabs him by the back of the head and pounds his head off the top turnbuckle. He goes for it again but Sanders gets his foot on the second turnbuckle, blocking it, and sends Storm in headfirst. Storm bounces back and Sanders charges into the ropes and comes back looking for the Celestial Spear but Storm moves out of the way and Sanders falls to the outside.*
King: Note Storm's quick reactions, now no Chris Beniot could do that
Cole: Oh stop it will you
*Iceberg is up and has now jumped Storm! The club to the back of Storm sends him stumbling into the ropes. Storm tries coming back with a right hand but Iceberg ducks under. Sanders has slid back into the ring and tries to come at Storm with a Hand of Fate but Storm ducks and Sanders strikes Iceberg. Iceberg is out cold and nobody in the ring seems bothered by it as the clothesline from Storm sends both men over the top and to the outside. Sanders knocks Storm over the barricade and the two begin to battle through the crowd.*
Cole: They're battling through the crowd!
*They make their way out of the stands as they appear down below the side of the ramp. Storm stumbles back onto the ramp after Sanders continues firing right hands at him. Sanders climbs up onto the ramp as well and Storm surprises him with a knee to the gut. Storm grabs him by the head and whiplashes him back against the ramp. Storm raises his hand in the air and begins to stagger back to the back and reaches the stage when Sanders is up again and jumps Storm from behind, sending him crashing into the set. Sanders falls to his knees as Storm staggers up. Once up, Sanders comes through with the Celestial Spear through the In the Oven Set!!!*
Cole: Holy crap!
*As the madness seems to have died down the XtremeTron turns on with an office. There is somebody sitting in a chair. The chair spins around to reveal Platinum.*
Platinum :: Yo, I'm a threat in this business, I'm threat in life. I'm packin' pistols, keep swinging you're little butter knife. Ya'll can't handle what I got, you can't run from it either, you still get caught. Overheated ya'll better beware. Better believe it, Melbourne, Australia, I'ma be there. I'm making my return. Back from these injuries to make the XHF crash and burn. Don't try to tell me ya'll aint ever been violated. I see you lookin' through your windows, eyes dilated. You're lookin' for me, wonderin' when I'm gonna attack. Bitch aint you been listenin', Melbourne, Australia, Platinum's back! I'm right here at Telstra Stadium in Sydney. I couldn't keep you waitin' much longer, I know you missed me. Check it out, Overheated the hottest PPV on the market. Sunday night, sit your ass down, that couch is where you'll park it. The show just got that much bigger as I announced my return to the ring. Make no mistake about it, I aint here to rap and sing. I'ma be there to make an impact. It's gon' be a moment to remember, yeah that's a fact! Welcome Australia...see ya'll Sunday.
*The chair turns back around and the scene closes out. The camera pans back around to Storm and Sanders struggling about, being helped off the stage area as In the Oven Comes to an End.*