Post by Kira Izumi on Oct 18, 2022 22:31:56 GMT -5
CHAMPOON WRESTLING'S OWN:
INFORMATION!
WRESTLER NAME (WHAT'S THEIR NAME?): xXM3M31X7DXx
WRESTLER AGE (HOW OLD ARE THEY?): Unknown
WRESTLER HEIGHT/WEIGHT (FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE): 6'8/524 Lbs.
HOMETOWN (WHERE DO THEY HAIL FROM? THE DREADED 'PLACES UNKNOWN'? THE SUNNY BEACHES OF CALIFORNIA?): 4Chan
GIMMICK (WHAT MAKES THEM, THEM?): A keyboard warrior, an internet troll. A meme lord and 4chan and reddit connoisseur. He’s your dads worst nightmare and that guy you hate.
APPEARANCE!
PICBASE (WHO DO THEY LOOK LIKE?): Yokai Mokumokuren from Shuriken Sentai Ninninger
ATTIRE (WHAT'S THEIR STANDARD WRESTLING GEAR LIKE?): same as pb
PPV ATTIRE (WHAT DO THEY WEAR TO THE GRAND SUPER-SHOWS?): same as pb but gold.
BIOGRAPHY!
HEEL/FACE (NO TWEENERS ALOUD): Heel
CATCHPHRASE (EVERY WRESTLER HAS A CATCHPHRASE...): It's A Prank Bro!; You just got PWND!
WRESTLING STYLE (ARE THEY THE WORLD'S MOST BRUTAL BRAWLER? AN MMA MACHINE? A GRUESOME GRAPPLER? A TECHNO TECHNICIAN?!): sloppy brawling kaiju
HISTORY/BACKGROUND (WHY HAVE THEY ENDED UP IN CW?): He started out as a normal human at first, but his constant trolling and epic pranks led him to a life of misfortune and misery. He’d go on to be fused with his keyboard after pulling an epic prank on an ancient demon. Now he lives his life in this hellish body and has become a literal embodiment of his true self. Tortured for the rest of his days in this godforsaken existence.
MOVESET!
THE ULTIMATE FINISHER! (WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THEIR OPPONENT'S COFFIN?!):
- UwU - he tea bags his opponent and pins them this way too.
- ThAt’S nOt A fInIsHeR - He accidentally pokes one of his 202 eyes and spazzes out, hitting everything in his path and eventually falling on his opponent.
SIGNATURE MANEUVER(S) (WHAT TRADEMARK MOVES DO THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL?):
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - the intense stare of his eyes freezes the opponent in shock and fear.
- F4 - he reeees hard forcing the opponents ears to bleed and them to have a breakdown.
- Hacking Into The Mainframe - He hacks into the arena and things, causing distractions, lights to go out or whatever else you can think of.
- Ctrl + V - he creates fake copies of himself to beat up his opponent.
- Ctrl + Alt + Delete - he turns on slow-mo and everyone but him is now in slow-mo till he falls or is hit.
ENTRANCE THEME (GO ON, GO FULL ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!): Baka Mitai (Kiryu Version) Yakuza OST
HOT-SEAT QUESTIONS!
(TO GET A FEEL OF YOUR CHARACTER, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THREE STANDARD QUESTIONS. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM IN CHARACTER!)
WHAT'S YOUR GOALS IN THE CW?: To troll those newbs.
DO YOU MAKE KIDS SAY THEIR PRAYERS AND EAT THEIR VITAMINS?: i only pray to the one true god, Shigeru Miyamoto. And i'd never eat vitamins, yuck! i get all the nutrients in need from mountain dew and doritos! Besides that, FUCK THEM KIDS!
HOW WILL YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE HEEL/FACE IN THE CW?: By fucking their moms, t-bagging their faces and crushing the competition one newb at a time.
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