Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 23:10:36 GMT -5
*"I Am Loco" hits the PA, as Abaddon comes out from the stage, as mist rises. As he comes out of the mist, the crowd cheers for him, getting off their seats, as he walks to the side of the stage, and jumps down to the lower part, giving fans high-fives, and continues down the ramp way, when reaching the apron, he jumps up, landing on it, then jumps over the top rope, or does a flip over it. He goes to the closest turnbuckle, getting on the 2nd turnbuckle, pointing out to the crowd, getting a standing ovation from them. He then runs over to a middle rope, jumping on it, then jumping up another level, to the 3rd rope, and does a back flip off of it, then awaits his opponent.*
Cole: Here comes Abaddon.
*"Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground begins to play over the PA as Ryan Klark makes his way out onto the stage wearing a black revolutionary trench coat holding his arms up in the air as the crowd begins to boo and throw things at him. Klark makes his way down the ramp holding his arms out and flaunting himself like the crowd loves him even though they hate him immensely. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and gets up on the second turnbuckle and holds his arms up in the air again as his music begins to die out.*
King: Abby versus RK! Lets go!
Gods Demon Abaddon vs. Ryan Klark
*They start it by staring each other down. RK charges in with a dropkick to the knee of Abaddon. Abaddon stands up and grapples with RK. Klark lifts knee to the gut and hits a clothesline. Abaddon stands again and ducks a clothesline and catches RK in a backslide pin. Klark kicks out just after one. Abaddon starts firing punches at Klark who starts rebounding with some of his own. Abaddon gets the advantage with a left-right-left combo followed by a boot to the gut and an elbow to the back of the head. He starts stomping the hell out of RK who hits a low blow. He stands but Abaddon hits him with a dropkick. Abaddon picks him up and whips him off the ropes. On the return he ducks down but RK kicks him in the head. He goes to whip Abaddon but he reverses and Klark sails into the far corner. Abaddon charges and runs up the ropes and leaps with a dropkick to the back of Klarks head. Abaddon flips and lands on the outside to avoid hitting the steel post.*
King: Good match so far.
*As Abaddon slides in the ring Klark greets him with a leg drop. Abaddon stands and they trade punches. Abaddon hits a kick to the gut. He follows with a powerful inverted DDT. He drops an elbow on the back of Klarks neck. He picks up RK and leaps to the top rope, he flies off and connects with a double ax handle to the back of the neck. RK rolls outside grabbing his neck.*
Cole: It seems Klarks neck is injured.
*Abaddon follows but Klark hits a drop toehold and Abby lands face first on the ground. RK slowly stands still holding his neck. He whips Abaddon into the steel post and Abaddon flies around it and onto the floor. Klark grabs him and tosses him shoulder first into the steel steps. He starts pounding the back of Abaddon. Klark hits a reverse DDT. Abaddon tries to fight back but his punches get blocked and he gets punched back into the announce table. Klark rolls him up. He climbs up after him. They start fighting on the table as the announcers scatter.*
Cole: Oh shit. Another table is going to go . . .
King: The Spanish announcers are laughing at my pants . . .
Spanish announcers: Mira! Mira! Esos pantalones estan muy estupido!
King: Shut upido!!
*Abaddon tries to fight back but Klark lifts him onto his shoulders. He slams him through the table with a front suplex. He slides into the ring as the ref yells. He starts a late ten count. At 8 Abaddon slides into the ring to get pinned. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 NO! He somehow got the shoulder up.*
Cole: Wow. How the hell. King? Where are you.
King: At our new table. I tied up and gagged the Spanish dudes and we can have their spot now.
*Abaddon is still hurt. Klark holds his neck as he stands him up. He goes for the Enlightenment but Abaddon forearms him in the neck allowing him to slide into position to hit a crucifix. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3*
Winner: Abaddon
Cole: And Abaddon wins!
*Forsaken by Disturbed hits the PA, and a silhouette of a woman with an alternating lilac, light red and white background is shown on the XtremeTron. The silhouette is slowly dancing...and Dagger walks out. She crosses her arms across her chest, and hugs herself quickly, then brings both arms down, stroking the sides of her body as she does so. She smirks cheekily, and dances Lita-Style down to the ring. She grabs a mic, and gets into the ring, when all of a sudden Mongo comes from behind and clotheslines Dagger down!*
Cole: My god! Its Mongo!
King: I see.
*Mongo starts stomping on Mongo, until he stops and grabs the paddle! Mongo walks over and picks Dagger up by her t-shirt, and begins to spank her with the paddle! Dagger holds the area of the paddling, as Mongo taunts for her to get up. Dagger begins to climb up to her feet holding her backside, but once she turns around Mongo breaks the paddle of her head!*
King: Holy shit!
Cole: Dammit Mongo, shes just a woman.
*Mongo stands over Dagger, who is suddenly cut open. Mongo stands over and taunts to the crowd who boo him, and then makes his way to the back.*
Cole: Mongos going to get his day.
King: No he wont, hes Mongo.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
King: Its Harry! Harry!
Cole: Woo?
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.
King: I love Mr. X. Hes so cool.
Cole: You love a lot of mendont you King?
King: Shut up Cole.
XHF Hardcore Championship Match
Hardcore Harry vs. Mr. X
*The match starts and both men meet up in the center of the ring with a tie up and the two massive men begin to push each other around the ring. They move around the ring still tied up until Harry pushes Mr. X into the corner. Harry goes for a high elbow to the face of Mr. X but Mr. X gets out of the way and turns Harry into the corner. Mr. X quickly drives a knee into the stomach of Harry then drives and elbow into the face of Harry. Mr. X then steps back and drives another elbow to the face. Harry is dazed and Mr. X decides to lift Harry onto the top rope. Mr. X then begins to climb to the top rope, but as he does Harry recovers and pushes Mr. X down to the mat. Harry then slowly climbs to his feet and leaps off with a leg drop but Mr. X rolls away and Harry lands hard on his rear. Harry rolls over holding his rear in pain as Mr. X continues to roll away and rolls out of the ring. Mr. X begins to look under the ring for something of a good use as Harry slowly begins to get to his feet still holding his rear and Mr. X finds what appears to be a blowtorch! Harry staggers around the ring as Mr. X climbs in the ring and readies the blowtorch. Mr. X waits until the right moment when Harry turns towards him and when he does Mr. X fires up the blow torch and Mr. X shoots a huge flame but Harry ducks and the ref is shot with flames right in the eyes. The ref falls to the mat and holds his eyes in pain as immediately EMTs begin to rush to the ring to help the ref.*
Cole: Poor ref.
King: Who is that anyway?
Cole: Jack Soff.
King: Haha.
*Mr. X drops the flamethrower as he realizes what he has done, but Harry doesnt seem to know or care what happened as Harry tackles Mr. X to the mat. Harry beats on Mr. X relentlessly as the EMTs begin to try and help the ref out of the ring. Mr. X is dazed badly and Harry pushes Mr. X out of the ring. Harry slowly climbs through the ropes and waits as Mr. X slowly gets to his feet and Harry flies off onto Mr. X with an axe handle. Mr. X hits the mat in a lump as Harry begins to search under the ring. Mr. X slowly crawls to the ring barrier and begins to pull himself up. Harry finds under the ring a 2x4 and turns towards Mr. X. Mr. X is leaning against the ring barrier and Harry runs at Mr. X and sends Mr. X tumbling over the ring barrier into the front row. Harry slowly climbs over the ring barrier as the camera zooms in on the masked face of Mr. X and reveals drips on crimson dripping from under the mask. Harry climbs over and holds up his 2x4 in triumph and receives boos from the crowd. Harry waits as Mr. X climbs to his feet as blood is dripping from his face and Harry swings back, but Mr. X ducks and Harry swings and nearly connects with the face of the fan, but stops just short as Mr. X moves behind him and sends Harry flying with a release German suplex. Mr. X falls to the floor and stays on his hands and knees as Harry begins pulling himself up on an empty chair as security pushes the fans out f the way. Harry has seemed to lose his 2x4 and Harry decides he needs a weapon anyway and lifts up a chair and begins to stalk Mr. X as Mr. X is now to his feet, but what Harry does not see is that Mr. X also has a chair. Harry swings at the back of Mr. X but Mr. X turns around just in time and both chairs collide. The impact causes both men to drop the chairs and both men drop their chairs. Mr. X shakes his hands in pain as Harry falls to his knees holding both hands together. Both men get to their feet at the same time and Harry explodes onto Mr. X with a stiff lariat and makes the cover. Harry is on Mr. X for a long time before a new ref finally runs down and jumps over the rail to make the count and Mr. X kicks out at two.*
Cole: At least there is a ref to keep this match under control.
King: Under control? Its a hardcore match!
*Harry is very frustrated and begins to yell at the new ref as Mr. X gets to his feet. Harry turns around and Mr. X is up. Mr. X swings with a right hand but Harry blocks and grabs Mr. X by the wrist and whips him into and over the ring barrier. Harry slowly walks through the crowd and to the ring barrier as Mr. X is up but staggering. Mr. X is leaning against the ring as Harry hops over the ring barrier. Harry sizes up Mr. X and runs at him, but Mr. X moves out of the way and Harry sees this and rolls into the ring instead. Mr. X then quickly tries to get in the ring after him, but Harry is to quick and begins to stomp on the back of Mr. X as he rolls in. Harry slowly lifts Mr. X to his feet and grabs Mr. X by the neck and slams him down with a running choke bomb. Harry makes a sloppy cover and X is able to get the shoulder up. Harry jumps to his feet enraged, but suddenly cools down and gets a sick smile on his face as he see the Flame Thrower. Harry lifts up the Flame Thrower and begins to wait as Mr. X slowly stumbles up to his feet. Mr. X turns right into Harry and Harry blasts, but Mr. X is able to duck and lift Harry onto his shoulders. The flamethrower falls from the hands of Harry as Mr. X quickly spins Harry around and down with X'ed Out. Mr. X makes the cover and gets the win.*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Mr. X
Cole: Mr. X pulls out the win!
King: Yay!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: This is a HUGE match for Death Trap.
King: Yeah, too bad he wont win.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent(s), as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Cole: Here is our great U.S Champion.
King: He is great isnt he?
Death Trap vs. Destruction
*Death Trap charges at Destruction. Destruction dodges and shoves Death Trap into the ropes headfirst. Death Trap bounces back into a belly to back suplex. Destruction bounces off of the adjacent ropes and lands a hammer elbow drop. He gets to his feet and bounces off of the opposite ropes, but walks into a powerslam pin 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap stomps away on Destruction, only stopping when the hits have driven his opponent into the ropes. Death Trap falls forward with a headbutt but Destruction grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. Destruction drops a knee on Death Trap's face and drags Death Trap away from the ropes. With both men in the center of the ring Destruction hooks up a single leg Boston crab. Death Trap screams, and is relieved then Destruction breaks the hold, but Destruction keeps hold of the same leg and drops his elbow onto it, creating a leg lock. Destruction again releases the hold and stands up. After getting a few kicks on the hurt leg Destruction bounces off the ropes and hits a splash 1 - 2 - Death Trap just got the shoulder up, being distracted by his leg. Destruction brings Death Trap to his feet, and poses for the crowd. Death Trap is lifted up onto Destruction's shoulder for a powerslam. When Destruction runs Death Trap floats behind, grabs an inverted facelock and hits a big reverse brainbuster before collapsing.*
Cole: Great move by Death Trap.
King: Oh thats okay, Death Trap does a lot of great moves.
*Both men get to their feet, with Death Trap using the ropes to assist him. Destruction runs at Death Trap, and gets hit with a belly-to-belly suplex that sends him flying over the top rope! Death Trap steps though the ropes after him, and manages to drop an elbow into Destruction's head as starts to stand. Instead of continuing the attack Death Trap rolls back into the ring to nurse his leg, and to get a possible count out. The increasing count worries the crowd as Destruction fails to move, but Destruction manages to make it into the ring comfortably with a late burst in motion. Death Trap, who is now moving around more easily, hits Destruction with a hard shoulder. A reckless abandonment plants Destruction, and Death Trap covers 1 - 2 - foot on the ropes. Destruction is picked up and whipped. Death Trap misses the clothesline due to Destruction ducking. Death Trap steps in to score a drop toehold on the return but Destruction evades again by jumping over. Destruction comes at Death Trap for a third time. Death Trap raises his foot but Destruction stop dead and grabs it. Death Trap is spun around but still gets a front facelock on Destruction. He turns the U.S Champion for a neckbreaker, but Destruction continues the motion through, hitting a spinning neckbreaker of his own. Destruction makes the cover 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap grabs Destruction's legs and lifts him for a spinebuster, but his head is grabbed and brought down onto Destruction's knee for a facebuster. He bounces upwards and back, but returns with a lariat. Death Trap walks into a shot to the face, and Destruction tries to capitalize with the Eve of Destruction.*
King: Here it comes, Eve Of Destruction!
*With his arms chicken winged Death Trap lifts the U.S Champion up, and by giving a calculated demonstration of strength positions him onto the turnbuckle. As soon as Death Trap steps up to him Destruction dives towards him, tackling him down to the mat. Destruction hooks the legs tight and the ref counts 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap gets to feet quickly. He shoves Destruction into the ropes and hits a hard elbow. Destruction returns by using an uranage takedown, and as Death Trap rolls over delivers a sharp elbow to his kidneys. Destruction bounces off the ropes. He runs head first into the now standing Death Trap, but his opponent doesn't budge. Destruction is hauled onto the shoulders of Death Trap and the deliverance combo is hit on the U.S Champion. As Destruction lies on the mat Death Trap mounts the turnbuckle. Death Trap screams at the crowd, and nails a top rope elbow drop. He covers 1 - 2 - Destruction kicks out, provoking more screams from Death Trap. Destruction is lifted onto his feet and Death Trap yells out for the End of the Line. Destruction is whipped into the ropes. On the return Destruction evades Death Trap, but grabs his hand. Destruction swings Death Trap around into the ropes and on the return lifts him up and hits the back body drop. As Death Trap goes to grab Destruction, Kris Pain runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, and attacks Death Trap!*
Cole: Thats Kris Pain King!
King: I can see that.
*Kris Pain continues the assault on Death Trap, as the referee calls for the bell. Destruction begins to climb up to his feet, and joins in with Kris Pain, beating down Death Trap. Kris Pain lifts Death Trap up, and Destruction kicks Death Trap in the stomach. Destruction places Death Trap in his legs and taunts the crowd, and then hooks Death Traps arms. Destruction jumps up for the Eve Of Destruction, but Kris Pain pushes down on Death Traps back, putting more impact on the move! Destruction rolls Death Trap over and begins to scream at him, as Kris Pain stands over Death Trap looking at him. Kris Pain and Destruction share a high five and hold each others hand up in the air, taunting the crowd.*
Cole: I cant stand Destruction, OR Kris Pain.
King: They rule, get used to it.
*'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead hits the P.A. system as Ace walks through the black curtain. He begins to walks down the ramp as pyro explodes from both sides and continues to explode and follow Ace down to the bottom of the ramp. He slides in and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: This man impressed me, A LOT on Gastro.
King: Now he faces Shadow Dragon.
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Cole: This man is amazing in his own right, this should be a good match.
Number One Contendership Match
Ace vs. Shadow Dragon
*Ace reaches for the test of strength and scores with an arm drag. Dragon walks into another one and goes down again. Ace walks over to Dragon and picks him up by the head. He sets him up for the bulldog but Dragon picks him up and throws him groin first onto the ropes. A clothesline knocks him over to the outside while Dragon celebrates to cheers. Ace recovers and climbs back on the apron. Dragon charges at him with a shoulder barge through the ropes but Ace dodge and hits a leg drop on the back of Michael's head. Dragon drops to the outside and Ace follows again. Ace bends down and picks up his opponent by his head, and hits a straight suplex onto the padding. Dragon is rolled into the ring, hit with a stomp and covered 1 - 2 - kick out. The two rises and Ace is whipped to the ropes. As he comes back he ducks the clothesline, and as he jumps with one of his own Dragon counters into a bulldog 1 - 2 - kick out. Dragon clamps on a side headlock as Ace gets to his feet. Ace tries to struggle out with punches to the stomach. Dragon releases the hold but applies a rear waistlock. He scores a waistlock takedown and lifts Ace again. This time Ace elbows out of the hold, and spins around into one of his own, hitting a bridging German suplex 1 - 2 - kick out. Ace misses the clothesline and walks into a hurricanrana by Dragon, who climbs to the top rope and hits an elbow drop 1 - 2 - kick out. DRAGON starts to take control by keeping hold of Ace's wrist and stomping him in the head. A floatover suplex is hit on Ace 1 - 2 - kick out. DRAGON stands over Ace's head and lifts him for a piledriver. Ace jumps, causing his weight to knock Dragon over 1 - 2 - DRAGON hooks Ace's arms to the mat with his legs 1 - 2 - Ace flips over and pushes Michael's legs against him 1 - 2 - kick out. The crowd applauds the two competitors but Dragon turns the reaction against him with a quick clothesline catching Ace. Ace responds by simply jumping up, kicking Dragon in the stomach and DDTing him. He ascends the turnbuckle as DRAGON gets to his feet. DRAGON approaches him and hits a few right hands. He climbs up with him as he appears to be dazed and sets him up for a superplex. A sudden uppercut catches Dragon in the face nearly sending him off as Ace surges into life. He shoves Dragons head in between his legs and lifts for a powerbomb, but then drops him forward and jumps, flipping over him hitting a huge sunset flip 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner: Ace
Cole: What a upset!
*Backstage, Chris Williams walks around in his in-ring outfit with a water bottle, searching for something or someone*
Cole: Is he looking for his tag partner?
King: Ooh, the lotto tag match.
*He walks up to a door hes been to so many times before, the one that reads Destruction. The crowd immediately erupts in boos as Williams turns the doorknob, to see Destruction in his jumpsuit after his match with Death Trap*
Man, that was a nice effort! I mean you totally kicked his ass! That dude probably learned to NEVER mess with Mongo Corp EVER again, eh?
*Destruction stares at him blankly*
What do you want Chris?
What do I want? I want nothing. I just came by here to say hi.
Oh, really?
Yeah man, I just want to spread the love I have in my heart.
*Destruction gets into his face*
Just tell me whatever the hell it is you want so I can say no.
Uhh well hey, wait, didnt I tell you I didnt want anything?!
Just shut up! Let me guess Oh, Destruction, Rat should be stripped of his title after tonight he swears too much hmm?
Okay, okay, dude I dont want anything. I just I just you see, Reeshi, Rat, Diamond, and myself are all secretlya team. But the fans dont know that. SoI need their contractsI will pay
: No!
Wait a
: The petition, yeah, that was more of you being a fucking {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}. You will stop disrespecting my authority.
Listen man, Im really
And I will stop disrespecting yours.
*Destruction smiles as Williams raises an eyebrow. He walks over to his bags on one side of his locker room and pulls out the US Championship belt*
This US Championship can be yoursthink about it. Youre going into the XHF Title hunt, you can be the first man to ever hold the top two, 100% XHF belts at the same time.
Dude . I will so stop bugging you! Thank you! What do I gotta do? Just, like, leave you alone?
No, its even simpler than thatI think even you can read this.
What do I gotta do?
Beat me on Gastro.
Cole: Wow!
King: Holy!
Now get out of my office.
Listen wait
GET OUT!
*Williams slowly leaves the commissioners office as we cut to the announce table.*
Cole: Well, you saw it, Destruction vs. The Energy Chris Williams on Gastro.
King: I cant wait for that one!
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hits the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder, gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, and tosses the belt into the ring before climbing in himself.*
Cole: Here is Rat Bastard.
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Incurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke and through it all walks Reeshi as the Burn to Burn is now into high gear. Reeshi is greeted with a mix reaction from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp, reaching the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms into the air, showboating to the fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring.*
King: Who will their partners be? Who gets Diamond, who gets Williams?
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shows off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Cole: Here they come
*The opening riffs of "Gravity" by Audiovent hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring.
He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
: Draw the names.
*Reeshi and Rat reach into a hat and Reeshi pulls Chris Williams, Rat pulls Diamond.*
Cole: Here it goes. Time for hell.
Lotto Tag Match: Rat Bastard and Diamond vs. Reeshi and The Energy Chris Williams
*Rat Bastard sends Diamond to the outside and Chris Williams jumps forward and the bell rings. Williams uses his speed to maneuver around Rat and hook in a waistlock. Rat reverses into a waistlock of his own. Williams back flips over him and locks in a sleeper hold. Rat runs to the corner and slams Williams into it breaking the hold. He tags in Diamond and they start stomping him down in the corner. Diamond picks him up and drags him to the center of the ring. He locks him in a waistlock and hits a German Suplex. Diamond begins stomping Williams in the back. Williams rolls and grabs his foot. He wraps his legs around it and rolls spinning Diamond in the air and sending him to the mat. He stands but Diamond is up first and they trade off punches. Williams shoves Diamond to his corner and Rat makes a blind tag. On the return Williams hits a spinebuster but stands into a running lariat from the bastard. Rat begins laughing and starts pounding him over the head.*
Cole: Rat and Diamond are isolating Williams.
*Rat tosses Williams to a vacant corner. He charges in and hits a body splash. He starts sending knife-edge chops to Williams. Williams kicks him in the shin and dives to Reeshi and makes the tag. Rat smirks and just tags in Diamond. Diamond and Reeshi stare at each other and meet in the center, eye to eye, toe to toe. Diamond slaps Reeshi. Reeshi now angered goes for a clothesline but Diamond ducks it and hits a neck breaker. Diamond picks up Reeshi and they trade punches. Reeshi hits a choke slam to Diamond. Diamond rolls away and stands up right into a clothesline. Reeshi sends him to the corner and sends a flurry of punches to the gut. He locks a boot choke in. He pulls him out and hits a double underhook piledriver. Diamond slowly goes to one knee and Reeshi charges. He goes for a big boot but Diamond stays low and hits a low blow before sending a chop block to Reeshis other leg knocking him down.*
King: Diamond is desperate.
*Diamond is up first and locks a front headlock on Reeshi. Reeshi fights but slowly goes under. The ref is about to see if hes conscious when he springs up and lifts Diamond into an inverted spinebuster slam. He picks him up and hits an Oreeshinator. Instead of pinning he goes to Rat. He spits in his face and Rat grabs him. He hits a guillotine. He slides in and mounts Reeshi and they roll around the ring beating each other as Diamond lays hurt near the corner. Rat and Reeshi get up and start trading punches. Rat hits a kick to the gut and a T-bone suplex. Reeshi rolls to his feet and they start punching again. Rat backs Reeshi into a corner and hits a few chops before Reeshi spins him into the corner and launches a barrage of punches and kicks. He sets him for an Oreeshinator but Rat reverses and hits a dragon screw leg drag. Reeshi is slow to stand. Rat starts kicking him hard in the gut. Reeshi catches him and hits a DDT. He slowly backs close enough for Williams to tag in without anyone but the ref seeing. Reeshi clotheslines Rat over the top rope and falls out with him. They begin to brawl on the floor.*
King: Sheer madness!!!
*Rat and Reeshi keep fighting. Rat sends Reeshi into the steel steps and goes for a headlock but Reeshi drives him into the barricade. They keep fighting. In the ring. Williams picks up the now awake Diamond. They start trading blows until Williams shoves him and hits a Gyrate. Diamond is still standing. Williams walks into a low blow. Diamond goes for a Diamond Cutter but is reversed into an Energize. He goes off he ropes with a Drop to Zero. Rat tries to get in to stop the count but Reeshi catches him and knees him hard. He drops him on the cement with a Coral Reesh. Williams picks up the 3 count.*
Winners: The Energy Chris Williams and Reeshi
Cole: Williams pins Diamond!
King: But will have a hard time trying to pin Destruction on Gastro.
*The lights go out, as breathing is heard. Smoke fills up the entranceway, and white light flickers, "Cold" by Static-X is heard. The Dark Parade with the Dark Mistress walk out, as The Scarecrow is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, as The Pumpkin is wearing a fuzzy hat and his wresting attire, and the Dark Mistress has the XHF Women's Championship around her waist. The Dark Parade taunt to the crowd on the entranceway, as The Dark Mistress walks down the ramp. They then run down the ramp and slide into the ring and jumps on the second rope. The Dark Mistress gets in the ring, as The Scarecrow stares at the crowd, and The Pumpkin rolls his shoulders and does a Christian type taunt. The Scarecrow then jumps off and gives his jacket to the Mistress, and then puts his sunglasses on her head. The Pumpkin then jumps off and gives the Mistress his sunglasses, and places his hat on her head.*
King: Man I love The Dark Parade.
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
Cole: What about the KKK?
King: I like them too.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
King: I hate them.
XHF Tag Team Championship
The Kinetic Power Trip vs. The Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. The Dark Parade
*Both Dark Parade members go to their corner, as Renegade and Decoy start off the match. Decoy and Renegade walk up to each other in the center of the ring and tie up, but Renegade takes a quick advantage by lifting his knee up, driving it into the stomach of Decoy. Decoy is bent over and falls to his knees after numerous forearm shots to the back from Renegade. Renegade lifts Decoy up and whips him into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but its ducked. Renegade turns around and Decoy bounces off the ropes and jumps up in the air going for a crossbody block, but Renegade catches him. Renegade stalls in the center of the ring and looks around at the crowd, and throws Decoy over his head with a fallaway slam. Renegade quickly crawls to Decoy and hooks the leg, but Decoy kicks out before the count of three. Renegade grabs Decoy by the hair and slams his head into the mat, and then lifts Decoy up to his feet. Renegade grabs Decoy in a front facelock and walks with him to his corner, tagging in his partner Fury. Renegade stays in the ring as Fury steps in, and Fury drops to one knee. Renegade lifts Decoy up for a bodyslam and then slams him down into Furys knee! Renegade goes to his corner as Decoy sits up in pain, but Fury pushes him down and covers him. Decoy kicks out before the count of two, and Fury stands up. Fury stomps on the chest of his opponent Decoy, and then lifts him up. Fury wraps his arm around the neck of Decoy applying a sleeper hold, trying to knock the air out of Decoy. Decoy doesnt take it, as he pushes Fury, shoving him into the ropes. Fury bounces back and Decoy grabs him for the In The Way, but when Decoy places his shoulder under the chin of Fury, Fury grabs it and falls back, applying a fujiwara armbar to Decoy!*
Cole: Nice reversal by Fury.
King: Im telling you Cole, Fury and Renegade have improved a lot since they first entered the XHF. They should be Tag Team Champions.
*Fury locks the move as hard as he can, trying to dislocate the shoulder of Decoy. Fury is on his knees applying more pressure to the move, when Venom finally runs out of his corner and breaks up the submission. Fury lets go and looks at Venom, who is returning to his corner. Fury stands up and begins shouting at Venom, when The Pumpkin makes a blind tag in! All this shocks Fury, but the referee forces him to the corner. The Pumpkin stomps on the shoulder of Decoy, and then lifts him up and gives him a snapmare takedown. Once Decoy sits up The Pumpkin kicks Decoy right into his shoulder! Decoy falls back first holding his shoulder and The Pumpkin makes the cover, but Decoy kicks out once again. The Pumpkin sits Decoy up and places Decoys arm between his, pulling on the shoulder. The Pumpkin stands up and tags in The Scarecrow who enters the ring and kicks Decoy in the chest. The Scarecrow lifts Decoy to his feet and The Pumpkin stays in the ring, and they both whip Decoy to the ropes. The two bend over going for a double back body drop, but Decoy stops in his tracks and kicks The Pumpkin square in the face, and when The Scarecrow stands up, Decoy knocks him down with a overhead belly to belly suplex! Decoy gets him up as fast as he can and crawls to his corner, and tags Venom! Venom leaps over the ropes and The Pumpkin runs to him, but Venom knocks him down with a spinning wheel kick. Renegade gets out of his corner and also runs to Venom, but Venom kicks him in the stomach bending him over. Venom lifts Renegade up for a bodyslam, but sets him on his feet and hits the Grand Finale V1! Venom slowly begins to climb to his feet, but gets attacked from behind by Fury. Fury sends vicious forearm shots into the upper back of Venom, and then grabs him in position for a backdrop. Fury lifts him up, but Venom flips over and applies a full nelson to Fury, and then drops him down with a dragon suplex! As Venom climbs up to feet The Scarecrow runs and spears him down! The Scarecrow hooks the leg of Venom, but before three Decoy breaks the cover!*
Cole: Dark Parade almost had it there!
*Decoy stomps on the back of The Scarecrows neck, until The Pumpkin gives him a running forearm shot to the injured shoulder. Decoy holds his shoulder and The Pumpkin grabs him by his hair and drags him into the center of the ring. The Pumpkin grabs Decoy in a facelock and runs to the corner and lifts himself up on the second turnbuckle and tries to flip back, but Decoy holds him up in the air. Decoy turns around with The Pumpkin in the air, when suddenly Renegade catches him and slams him hard into the mat with a huge sit-out powerbomb! Renegade rolls The Pumpkin off of him, knowing that neither of them are the legal men. Renegade stands up and Decoy goes for a kick, but Renegade catches the foot. Renegade pulls the foot of Decoy and then grabs him in a head and arm, and then throws him hitting a head and arm suplex! Renegade climbs up to his feet and sees Venom finally getting to his feet and walks up to him, but Venom sends some quick punches into the stomach of Renegade. Renegade lifts a knee up, driving it into the chest of Venom. Renegade places Venom between his legs, as Fury is seen climbing up the turnbuckle behind him. Fury is finally to the top and Renegade picks Venom up, and gets him in position for The Burning Cross! Fury jumps off, but Venom slides off the back of Renegade, causing Fury to clothesline Renegade from behind! Fury turns to his partner in shock, but The Scarecrow suddenly lifts him to his shoulders! The Scarecrow takes a couple of steps back and then pushes Fury forward, hitting him with The Electric Chair Drop! The Scarecrow stands up, when suddenly XXX run down the ramp and slide into the ring! Stone Sour and The Xtreme Warrior attack The Scarecrow and Venom, as the referee calls for the bell.*
Cole: What the hell!
King: Its XXX!
*Stone Sour knees Venom in the stomach and sets him between his legs and hooks both of his arms. Stone Sour looks around and then lifts Venom up, and slams him down with The Tiger Driver SS! The Xtreme Warrior continues the assault on The Scarecrow, as Stone Sour walks over and grabs The Scarecrow by the hair. Stone Sour picks The Scarecrow on his back like a reverse crucifix powerbomb, as The Xtreme Warrior grabs the legs of The Scarecrow and sets them on his shoulders. Stone Sour pushes The Scarecrow behind him, and he and The Xtreme Warrior hit Destined Driver! Both XXX members push The Scarecrow off, as he lays hopeless in the ring. The Pumpkin and Decoy go to help their partners, when The Naturals come running down the ramp! The Naturals slide into the ring, and take down The Pumpkin, Decoy and XXX! Ricky knocks down The Xtreme Warrior and The Pumpkin, as Mikey hits Decoy with a superkick and begins to brawl with Stone Sour. Stone Sour tries a clothesline, but Mikey takes Sour down and applies the Natures Pain! Stone Sour screams in pain, as Ricky grabs both legs of Decoy and locks on the Carnage Playground!*
Cole: The Naturals are cleaning house!
King: Wait, whos that running down the ramp?
*Suddenly The Almighty Dragons appear on the apron! They grab on to the top rope and jump on it and springboard off, dropkicking both of The Naturals down! The Dragons stomp on both Naturals, until Christopher Daniels comes down the ring with a steel chair! He slides into the ring, and cracks the chair over the head of both Dragons! They fall to the mat holding their heads, as Venom begins to climb up to his feet. Daniels swings, but Venom ducks and when Daniels turns around Venom dropkicks the chair into the face of Daniels! Daniels falls to the mat and Venom stands over him, when all of a sudden Charlie Velez runs down the ramp with a steel chair!*
King: CHARLIE!!!
*Charlie slides into the ring and then cracks the head over the back of Venoms head! Venom falls to the mat face first, as Charlie continues the assault with the steel chair. He looks at the crowd and they boo, as Annette emerges from the back. Charlie looks up the ramp and smiles, but then drops the chair and picks up Venom. Charlie lifts Venom up for a powerslam, but slides him down in position of a reverse piledriver. Charlie steps over and places his legs in front of the arms of Venom and then jumps forward, crushing Venoms back with the steel chair! Charlie sits up and Annette is climbing up the ring steps, and he stands up with a huge smile on his face. Annette shares the smile and Charlie lifts her up over the ropes, and the two share a kiss. Christopher Daniels is finally up to his feet and he pats Charlie Velez on the back, and the three then pose, leading to the end of Pyro.*
Cole: Here comes Abaddon.
*"Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground begins to play over the PA as Ryan Klark makes his way out onto the stage wearing a black revolutionary trench coat holding his arms up in the air as the crowd begins to boo and throw things at him. Klark makes his way down the ramp holding his arms out and flaunting himself like the crowd loves him even though they hate him immensely. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and gets up on the second turnbuckle and holds his arms up in the air again as his music begins to die out.*
King: Abby versus RK! Lets go!
Gods Demon Abaddon vs. Ryan Klark
*They start it by staring each other down. RK charges in with a dropkick to the knee of Abaddon. Abaddon stands up and grapples with RK. Klark lifts knee to the gut and hits a clothesline. Abaddon stands again and ducks a clothesline and catches RK in a backslide pin. Klark kicks out just after one. Abaddon starts firing punches at Klark who starts rebounding with some of his own. Abaddon gets the advantage with a left-right-left combo followed by a boot to the gut and an elbow to the back of the head. He starts stomping the hell out of RK who hits a low blow. He stands but Abaddon hits him with a dropkick. Abaddon picks him up and whips him off the ropes. On the return he ducks down but RK kicks him in the head. He goes to whip Abaddon but he reverses and Klark sails into the far corner. Abaddon charges and runs up the ropes and leaps with a dropkick to the back of Klarks head. Abaddon flips and lands on the outside to avoid hitting the steel post.*
King: Good match so far.
*As Abaddon slides in the ring Klark greets him with a leg drop. Abaddon stands and they trade punches. Abaddon hits a kick to the gut. He follows with a powerful inverted DDT. He drops an elbow on the back of Klarks neck. He picks up RK and leaps to the top rope, he flies off and connects with a double ax handle to the back of the neck. RK rolls outside grabbing his neck.*
Cole: It seems Klarks neck is injured.
*Abaddon follows but Klark hits a drop toehold and Abby lands face first on the ground. RK slowly stands still holding his neck. He whips Abaddon into the steel post and Abaddon flies around it and onto the floor. Klark grabs him and tosses him shoulder first into the steel steps. He starts pounding the back of Abaddon. Klark hits a reverse DDT. Abaddon tries to fight back but his punches get blocked and he gets punched back into the announce table. Klark rolls him up. He climbs up after him. They start fighting on the table as the announcers scatter.*
Cole: Oh shit. Another table is going to go . . .
King: The Spanish announcers are laughing at my pants . . .
Spanish announcers: Mira! Mira! Esos pantalones estan muy estupido!
King: Shut upido!!
*Abaddon tries to fight back but Klark lifts him onto his shoulders. He slams him through the table with a front suplex. He slides into the ring as the ref yells. He starts a late ten count. At 8 Abaddon slides into the ring to get pinned. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 NO! He somehow got the shoulder up.*
Cole: Wow. How the hell. King? Where are you.
King: At our new table. I tied up and gagged the Spanish dudes and we can have their spot now.
*Abaddon is still hurt. Klark holds his neck as he stands him up. He goes for the Enlightenment but Abaddon forearms him in the neck allowing him to slide into position to hit a crucifix. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3*
Winner: Abaddon
Cole: And Abaddon wins!
*Forsaken by Disturbed hits the PA, and a silhouette of a woman with an alternating lilac, light red and white background is shown on the XtremeTron. The silhouette is slowly dancing...and Dagger walks out. She crosses her arms across her chest, and hugs herself quickly, then brings both arms down, stroking the sides of her body as she does so. She smirks cheekily, and dances Lita-Style down to the ring. She grabs a mic, and gets into the ring, when all of a sudden Mongo comes from behind and clotheslines Dagger down!*
Cole: My god! Its Mongo!
King: I see.
*Mongo starts stomping on Mongo, until he stops and grabs the paddle! Mongo walks over and picks Dagger up by her t-shirt, and begins to spank her with the paddle! Dagger holds the area of the paddling, as Mongo taunts for her to get up. Dagger begins to climb up to her feet holding her backside, but once she turns around Mongo breaks the paddle of her head!*
King: Holy shit!
Cole: Dammit Mongo, shes just a woman.
*Mongo stands over Dagger, who is suddenly cut open. Mongo stands over and taunts to the crowd who boo him, and then makes his way to the back.*
Cole: Mongos going to get his day.
King: No he wont, hes Mongo.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
King: Its Harry! Harry!
Cole: Woo?
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin.
King: I love Mr. X. Hes so cool.
Cole: You love a lot of mendont you King?
King: Shut up Cole.
XHF Hardcore Championship Match
Hardcore Harry vs. Mr. X
*The match starts and both men meet up in the center of the ring with a tie up and the two massive men begin to push each other around the ring. They move around the ring still tied up until Harry pushes Mr. X into the corner. Harry goes for a high elbow to the face of Mr. X but Mr. X gets out of the way and turns Harry into the corner. Mr. X quickly drives a knee into the stomach of Harry then drives and elbow into the face of Harry. Mr. X then steps back and drives another elbow to the face. Harry is dazed and Mr. X decides to lift Harry onto the top rope. Mr. X then begins to climb to the top rope, but as he does Harry recovers and pushes Mr. X down to the mat. Harry then slowly climbs to his feet and leaps off with a leg drop but Mr. X rolls away and Harry lands hard on his rear. Harry rolls over holding his rear in pain as Mr. X continues to roll away and rolls out of the ring. Mr. X begins to look under the ring for something of a good use as Harry slowly begins to get to his feet still holding his rear and Mr. X finds what appears to be a blowtorch! Harry staggers around the ring as Mr. X climbs in the ring and readies the blowtorch. Mr. X waits until the right moment when Harry turns towards him and when he does Mr. X fires up the blow torch and Mr. X shoots a huge flame but Harry ducks and the ref is shot with flames right in the eyes. The ref falls to the mat and holds his eyes in pain as immediately EMTs begin to rush to the ring to help the ref.*
Cole: Poor ref.
King: Who is that anyway?
Cole: Jack Soff.
King: Haha.
*Mr. X drops the flamethrower as he realizes what he has done, but Harry doesnt seem to know or care what happened as Harry tackles Mr. X to the mat. Harry beats on Mr. X relentlessly as the EMTs begin to try and help the ref out of the ring. Mr. X is dazed badly and Harry pushes Mr. X out of the ring. Harry slowly climbs through the ropes and waits as Mr. X slowly gets to his feet and Harry flies off onto Mr. X with an axe handle. Mr. X hits the mat in a lump as Harry begins to search under the ring. Mr. X slowly crawls to the ring barrier and begins to pull himself up. Harry finds under the ring a 2x4 and turns towards Mr. X. Mr. X is leaning against the ring barrier and Harry runs at Mr. X and sends Mr. X tumbling over the ring barrier into the front row. Harry slowly climbs over the ring barrier as the camera zooms in on the masked face of Mr. X and reveals drips on crimson dripping from under the mask. Harry climbs over and holds up his 2x4 in triumph and receives boos from the crowd. Harry waits as Mr. X climbs to his feet as blood is dripping from his face and Harry swings back, but Mr. X ducks and Harry swings and nearly connects with the face of the fan, but stops just short as Mr. X moves behind him and sends Harry flying with a release German suplex. Mr. X falls to the floor and stays on his hands and knees as Harry begins pulling himself up on an empty chair as security pushes the fans out f the way. Harry has seemed to lose his 2x4 and Harry decides he needs a weapon anyway and lifts up a chair and begins to stalk Mr. X as Mr. X is now to his feet, but what Harry does not see is that Mr. X also has a chair. Harry swings at the back of Mr. X but Mr. X turns around just in time and both chairs collide. The impact causes both men to drop the chairs and both men drop their chairs. Mr. X shakes his hands in pain as Harry falls to his knees holding both hands together. Both men get to their feet at the same time and Harry explodes onto Mr. X with a stiff lariat and makes the cover. Harry is on Mr. X for a long time before a new ref finally runs down and jumps over the rail to make the count and Mr. X kicks out at two.*
Cole: At least there is a ref to keep this match under control.
King: Under control? Its a hardcore match!
*Harry is very frustrated and begins to yell at the new ref as Mr. X gets to his feet. Harry turns around and Mr. X is up. Mr. X swings with a right hand but Harry blocks and grabs Mr. X by the wrist and whips him into and over the ring barrier. Harry slowly walks through the crowd and to the ring barrier as Mr. X is up but staggering. Mr. X is leaning against the ring as Harry hops over the ring barrier. Harry sizes up Mr. X and runs at him, but Mr. X moves out of the way and Harry sees this and rolls into the ring instead. Mr. X then quickly tries to get in the ring after him, but Harry is to quick and begins to stomp on the back of Mr. X as he rolls in. Harry slowly lifts Mr. X to his feet and grabs Mr. X by the neck and slams him down with a running choke bomb. Harry makes a sloppy cover and X is able to get the shoulder up. Harry jumps to his feet enraged, but suddenly cools down and gets a sick smile on his face as he see the Flame Thrower. Harry lifts up the Flame Thrower and begins to wait as Mr. X slowly stumbles up to his feet. Mr. X turns right into Harry and Harry blasts, but Mr. X is able to duck and lift Harry onto his shoulders. The flamethrower falls from the hands of Harry as Mr. X quickly spins Harry around and down with X'ed Out. Mr. X makes the cover and gets the win.*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Mr. X
Cole: Mr. X pulls out the win!
King: Yay!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his XHF Phoenix Championship title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: This is a HUGE match for Death Trap.
King: Yeah, too bad he wont win.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, and the XHF United States Championship around his waist. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck comes from behind and unstraps his championship belt, and hands it to him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with the XHF United States championship in one hand, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, raises his championship in the air. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent(s), as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Cole: Here is our great U.S Champion.
King: He is great isnt he?
Death Trap vs. Destruction
*Death Trap charges at Destruction. Destruction dodges and shoves Death Trap into the ropes headfirst. Death Trap bounces back into a belly to back suplex. Destruction bounces off of the adjacent ropes and lands a hammer elbow drop. He gets to his feet and bounces off of the opposite ropes, but walks into a powerslam pin 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap stomps away on Destruction, only stopping when the hits have driven his opponent into the ropes. Death Trap falls forward with a headbutt but Destruction grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. Destruction drops a knee on Death Trap's face and drags Death Trap away from the ropes. With both men in the center of the ring Destruction hooks up a single leg Boston crab. Death Trap screams, and is relieved then Destruction breaks the hold, but Destruction keeps hold of the same leg and drops his elbow onto it, creating a leg lock. Destruction again releases the hold and stands up. After getting a few kicks on the hurt leg Destruction bounces off the ropes and hits a splash 1 - 2 - Death Trap just got the shoulder up, being distracted by his leg. Destruction brings Death Trap to his feet, and poses for the crowd. Death Trap is lifted up onto Destruction's shoulder for a powerslam. When Destruction runs Death Trap floats behind, grabs an inverted facelock and hits a big reverse brainbuster before collapsing.*
Cole: Great move by Death Trap.
King: Oh thats okay, Death Trap does a lot of great moves.
*Both men get to their feet, with Death Trap using the ropes to assist him. Destruction runs at Death Trap, and gets hit with a belly-to-belly suplex that sends him flying over the top rope! Death Trap steps though the ropes after him, and manages to drop an elbow into Destruction's head as starts to stand. Instead of continuing the attack Death Trap rolls back into the ring to nurse his leg, and to get a possible count out. The increasing count worries the crowd as Destruction fails to move, but Destruction manages to make it into the ring comfortably with a late burst in motion. Death Trap, who is now moving around more easily, hits Destruction with a hard shoulder. A reckless abandonment plants Destruction, and Death Trap covers 1 - 2 - foot on the ropes. Destruction is picked up and whipped. Death Trap misses the clothesline due to Destruction ducking. Death Trap steps in to score a drop toehold on the return but Destruction evades again by jumping over. Destruction comes at Death Trap for a third time. Death Trap raises his foot but Destruction stop dead and grabs it. Death Trap is spun around but still gets a front facelock on Destruction. He turns the U.S Champion for a neckbreaker, but Destruction continues the motion through, hitting a spinning neckbreaker of his own. Destruction makes the cover 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap grabs Destruction's legs and lifts him for a spinebuster, but his head is grabbed and brought down onto Destruction's knee for a facebuster. He bounces upwards and back, but returns with a lariat. Death Trap walks into a shot to the face, and Destruction tries to capitalize with the Eve of Destruction.*
King: Here it comes, Eve Of Destruction!
*With his arms chicken winged Death Trap lifts the U.S Champion up, and by giving a calculated demonstration of strength positions him onto the turnbuckle. As soon as Death Trap steps up to him Destruction dives towards him, tackling him down to the mat. Destruction hooks the legs tight and the ref counts 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap gets to feet quickly. He shoves Destruction into the ropes and hits a hard elbow. Destruction returns by using an uranage takedown, and as Death Trap rolls over delivers a sharp elbow to his kidneys. Destruction bounces off the ropes. He runs head first into the now standing Death Trap, but his opponent doesn't budge. Destruction is hauled onto the shoulders of Death Trap and the deliverance combo is hit on the U.S Champion. As Destruction lies on the mat Death Trap mounts the turnbuckle. Death Trap screams at the crowd, and nails a top rope elbow drop. He covers 1 - 2 - Destruction kicks out, provoking more screams from Death Trap. Destruction is lifted onto his feet and Death Trap yells out for the End of the Line. Destruction is whipped into the ropes. On the return Destruction evades Death Trap, but grabs his hand. Destruction swings Death Trap around into the ropes and on the return lifts him up and hits the back body drop. As Death Trap goes to grab Destruction, Kris Pain runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, and attacks Death Trap!*
Cole: Thats Kris Pain King!
King: I can see that.
*Kris Pain continues the assault on Death Trap, as the referee calls for the bell. Destruction begins to climb up to his feet, and joins in with Kris Pain, beating down Death Trap. Kris Pain lifts Death Trap up, and Destruction kicks Death Trap in the stomach. Destruction places Death Trap in his legs and taunts the crowd, and then hooks Death Traps arms. Destruction jumps up for the Eve Of Destruction, but Kris Pain pushes down on Death Traps back, putting more impact on the move! Destruction rolls Death Trap over and begins to scream at him, as Kris Pain stands over Death Trap looking at him. Kris Pain and Destruction share a high five and hold each others hand up in the air, taunting the crowd.*
Cole: I cant stand Destruction, OR Kris Pain.
King: They rule, get used to it.
*'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead hits the P.A. system as Ace walks through the black curtain. He begins to walks down the ramp as pyro explodes from both sides and continues to explode and follow Ace down to the bottom of the ramp. He slides in and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: This man impressed me, A LOT on Gastro.
King: Now he faces Shadow Dragon.
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Cole: This man is amazing in his own right, this should be a good match.
Number One Contendership Match
Ace vs. Shadow Dragon
*Ace reaches for the test of strength and scores with an arm drag. Dragon walks into another one and goes down again. Ace walks over to Dragon and picks him up by the head. He sets him up for the bulldog but Dragon picks him up and throws him groin first onto the ropes. A clothesline knocks him over to the outside while Dragon celebrates to cheers. Ace recovers and climbs back on the apron. Dragon charges at him with a shoulder barge through the ropes but Ace dodge and hits a leg drop on the back of Michael's head. Dragon drops to the outside and Ace follows again. Ace bends down and picks up his opponent by his head, and hits a straight suplex onto the padding. Dragon is rolled into the ring, hit with a stomp and covered 1 - 2 - kick out. The two rises and Ace is whipped to the ropes. As he comes back he ducks the clothesline, and as he jumps with one of his own Dragon counters into a bulldog 1 - 2 - kick out. Dragon clamps on a side headlock as Ace gets to his feet. Ace tries to struggle out with punches to the stomach. Dragon releases the hold but applies a rear waistlock. He scores a waistlock takedown and lifts Ace again. This time Ace elbows out of the hold, and spins around into one of his own, hitting a bridging German suplex 1 - 2 - kick out. Ace misses the clothesline and walks into a hurricanrana by Dragon, who climbs to the top rope and hits an elbow drop 1 - 2 - kick out. DRAGON starts to take control by keeping hold of Ace's wrist and stomping him in the head. A floatover suplex is hit on Ace 1 - 2 - kick out. DRAGON stands over Ace's head and lifts him for a piledriver. Ace jumps, causing his weight to knock Dragon over 1 - 2 - DRAGON hooks Ace's arms to the mat with his legs 1 - 2 - Ace flips over and pushes Michael's legs against him 1 - 2 - kick out. The crowd applauds the two competitors but Dragon turns the reaction against him with a quick clothesline catching Ace. Ace responds by simply jumping up, kicking Dragon in the stomach and DDTing him. He ascends the turnbuckle as DRAGON gets to his feet. DRAGON approaches him and hits a few right hands. He climbs up with him as he appears to be dazed and sets him up for a superplex. A sudden uppercut catches Dragon in the face nearly sending him off as Ace surges into life. He shoves Dragons head in between his legs and lifts for a powerbomb, but then drops him forward and jumps, flipping over him hitting a huge sunset flip 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner: Ace
Cole: What a upset!
*Backstage, Chris Williams walks around in his in-ring outfit with a water bottle, searching for something or someone*
Cole: Is he looking for his tag partner?
King: Ooh, the lotto tag match.
*He walks up to a door hes been to so many times before, the one that reads Destruction. The crowd immediately erupts in boos as Williams turns the doorknob, to see Destruction in his jumpsuit after his match with Death Trap*
Man, that was a nice effort! I mean you totally kicked his ass! That dude probably learned to NEVER mess with Mongo Corp EVER again, eh?
*Destruction stares at him blankly*
What do you want Chris?
What do I want? I want nothing. I just came by here to say hi.
Oh, really?
Yeah man, I just want to spread the love I have in my heart.
*Destruction gets into his face*
Just tell me whatever the hell it is you want so I can say no.
Uhh well hey, wait, didnt I tell you I didnt want anything?!
Just shut up! Let me guess Oh, Destruction, Rat should be stripped of his title after tonight he swears too much hmm?
Okay, okay, dude I dont want anything. I just I just you see, Reeshi, Rat, Diamond, and myself are all secretlya team. But the fans dont know that. SoI need their contractsI will pay
: No!
Wait a
: The petition, yeah, that was more of you being a fucking {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}. You will stop disrespecting my authority.
Listen man, Im really
And I will stop disrespecting yours.
*Destruction smiles as Williams raises an eyebrow. He walks over to his bags on one side of his locker room and pulls out the US Championship belt*
This US Championship can be yoursthink about it. Youre going into the XHF Title hunt, you can be the first man to ever hold the top two, 100% XHF belts at the same time.
Dude . I will so stop bugging you! Thank you! What do I gotta do? Just, like, leave you alone?
No, its even simpler than thatI think even you can read this.
What do I gotta do?
Beat me on Gastro.
Cole: Wow!
King: Holy!
Now get out of my office.
Listen wait
GET OUT!
*Williams slowly leaves the commissioners office as we cut to the announce table.*
Cole: Well, you saw it, Destruction vs. The Energy Chris Williams on Gastro.
King: I cant wait for that one!
*The arena is in a silent hush as the starting guitar riffs from Stainds Price To Play hits the arena sound system as the XtremeTron flashes pictures from Rat Bastards more memorable moments here in the XHF. Suddenly the curtain is flipped up and Rat walks from behind it with the XHF Championship draped over his shoulder, gazing out evilly into the crowd. bright flashes from strobe lights go off as Rat makes his way down the ramp. Slowly he climbs upon the outside of the apron, and tosses the belt into the ring before climbing in himself.*
Cole: Here is Rat Bastard.
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Incurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke and through it all walks Reeshi as the Burn to Burn is now into high gear. Reeshi is greeted with a mix reaction from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp, reaching the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms into the air, showboating to the fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring.*
King: Who will their partners be? Who gets Diamond, who gets Williams?
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shows off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Cole: Here they come
*The opening riffs of "Gravity" by Audiovent hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring.
He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
: Draw the names.
*Reeshi and Rat reach into a hat and Reeshi pulls Chris Williams, Rat pulls Diamond.*
Cole: Here it goes. Time for hell.
Lotto Tag Match: Rat Bastard and Diamond vs. Reeshi and The Energy Chris Williams
*Rat Bastard sends Diamond to the outside and Chris Williams jumps forward and the bell rings. Williams uses his speed to maneuver around Rat and hook in a waistlock. Rat reverses into a waistlock of his own. Williams back flips over him and locks in a sleeper hold. Rat runs to the corner and slams Williams into it breaking the hold. He tags in Diamond and they start stomping him down in the corner. Diamond picks him up and drags him to the center of the ring. He locks him in a waistlock and hits a German Suplex. Diamond begins stomping Williams in the back. Williams rolls and grabs his foot. He wraps his legs around it and rolls spinning Diamond in the air and sending him to the mat. He stands but Diamond is up first and they trade off punches. Williams shoves Diamond to his corner and Rat makes a blind tag. On the return Williams hits a spinebuster but stands into a running lariat from the bastard. Rat begins laughing and starts pounding him over the head.*
Cole: Rat and Diamond are isolating Williams.
*Rat tosses Williams to a vacant corner. He charges in and hits a body splash. He starts sending knife-edge chops to Williams. Williams kicks him in the shin and dives to Reeshi and makes the tag. Rat smirks and just tags in Diamond. Diamond and Reeshi stare at each other and meet in the center, eye to eye, toe to toe. Diamond slaps Reeshi. Reeshi now angered goes for a clothesline but Diamond ducks it and hits a neck breaker. Diamond picks up Reeshi and they trade punches. Reeshi hits a choke slam to Diamond. Diamond rolls away and stands up right into a clothesline. Reeshi sends him to the corner and sends a flurry of punches to the gut. He locks a boot choke in. He pulls him out and hits a double underhook piledriver. Diamond slowly goes to one knee and Reeshi charges. He goes for a big boot but Diamond stays low and hits a low blow before sending a chop block to Reeshis other leg knocking him down.*
King: Diamond is desperate.
*Diamond is up first and locks a front headlock on Reeshi. Reeshi fights but slowly goes under. The ref is about to see if hes conscious when he springs up and lifts Diamond into an inverted spinebuster slam. He picks him up and hits an Oreeshinator. Instead of pinning he goes to Rat. He spits in his face and Rat grabs him. He hits a guillotine. He slides in and mounts Reeshi and they roll around the ring beating each other as Diamond lays hurt near the corner. Rat and Reeshi get up and start trading punches. Rat hits a kick to the gut and a T-bone suplex. Reeshi rolls to his feet and they start punching again. Rat backs Reeshi into a corner and hits a few chops before Reeshi spins him into the corner and launches a barrage of punches and kicks. He sets him for an Oreeshinator but Rat reverses and hits a dragon screw leg drag. Reeshi is slow to stand. Rat starts kicking him hard in the gut. Reeshi catches him and hits a DDT. He slowly backs close enough for Williams to tag in without anyone but the ref seeing. Reeshi clotheslines Rat over the top rope and falls out with him. They begin to brawl on the floor.*
King: Sheer madness!!!
*Rat and Reeshi keep fighting. Rat sends Reeshi into the steel steps and goes for a headlock but Reeshi drives him into the barricade. They keep fighting. In the ring. Williams picks up the now awake Diamond. They start trading blows until Williams shoves him and hits a Gyrate. Diamond is still standing. Williams walks into a low blow. Diamond goes for a Diamond Cutter but is reversed into an Energize. He goes off he ropes with a Drop to Zero. Rat tries to get in to stop the count but Reeshi catches him and knees him hard. He drops him on the cement with a Coral Reesh. Williams picks up the 3 count.*
Winners: The Energy Chris Williams and Reeshi
Cole: Williams pins Diamond!
King: But will have a hard time trying to pin Destruction on Gastro.
*The lights go out, as breathing is heard. Smoke fills up the entranceway, and white light flickers, "Cold" by Static-X is heard. The Dark Parade with the Dark Mistress walk out, as The Scarecrow is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, as The Pumpkin is wearing a fuzzy hat and his wresting attire, and the Dark Mistress has the XHF Women's Championship around her waist. The Dark Parade taunt to the crowd on the entranceway, as The Dark Mistress walks down the ramp. They then run down the ramp and slide into the ring and jumps on the second rope. The Dark Mistress gets in the ring, as The Scarecrow stares at the crowd, and The Pumpkin rolls his shoulders and does a Christian type taunt. The Scarecrow then jumps off and gives his jacket to the Mistress, and then puts his sunglasses on her head. The Pumpkin then jumps off and gives the Mistress his sunglasses, and places his hat on her head.*
King: Man I love The Dark Parade.
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
Cole: What about the KKK?
King: I like them too.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
King: I hate them.
XHF Tag Team Championship
The Kinetic Power Trip vs. The Kinetic Kollision Killers vs. The Dark Parade
*Both Dark Parade members go to their corner, as Renegade and Decoy start off the match. Decoy and Renegade walk up to each other in the center of the ring and tie up, but Renegade takes a quick advantage by lifting his knee up, driving it into the stomach of Decoy. Decoy is bent over and falls to his knees after numerous forearm shots to the back from Renegade. Renegade lifts Decoy up and whips him into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but its ducked. Renegade turns around and Decoy bounces off the ropes and jumps up in the air going for a crossbody block, but Renegade catches him. Renegade stalls in the center of the ring and looks around at the crowd, and throws Decoy over his head with a fallaway slam. Renegade quickly crawls to Decoy and hooks the leg, but Decoy kicks out before the count of three. Renegade grabs Decoy by the hair and slams his head into the mat, and then lifts Decoy up to his feet. Renegade grabs Decoy in a front facelock and walks with him to his corner, tagging in his partner Fury. Renegade stays in the ring as Fury steps in, and Fury drops to one knee. Renegade lifts Decoy up for a bodyslam and then slams him down into Furys knee! Renegade goes to his corner as Decoy sits up in pain, but Fury pushes him down and covers him. Decoy kicks out before the count of two, and Fury stands up. Fury stomps on the chest of his opponent Decoy, and then lifts him up. Fury wraps his arm around the neck of Decoy applying a sleeper hold, trying to knock the air out of Decoy. Decoy doesnt take it, as he pushes Fury, shoving him into the ropes. Fury bounces back and Decoy grabs him for the In The Way, but when Decoy places his shoulder under the chin of Fury, Fury grabs it and falls back, applying a fujiwara armbar to Decoy!*
Cole: Nice reversal by Fury.
King: Im telling you Cole, Fury and Renegade have improved a lot since they first entered the XHF. They should be Tag Team Champions.
*Fury locks the move as hard as he can, trying to dislocate the shoulder of Decoy. Fury is on his knees applying more pressure to the move, when Venom finally runs out of his corner and breaks up the submission. Fury lets go and looks at Venom, who is returning to his corner. Fury stands up and begins shouting at Venom, when The Pumpkin makes a blind tag in! All this shocks Fury, but the referee forces him to the corner. The Pumpkin stomps on the shoulder of Decoy, and then lifts him up and gives him a snapmare takedown. Once Decoy sits up The Pumpkin kicks Decoy right into his shoulder! Decoy falls back first holding his shoulder and The Pumpkin makes the cover, but Decoy kicks out once again. The Pumpkin sits Decoy up and places Decoys arm between his, pulling on the shoulder. The Pumpkin stands up and tags in The Scarecrow who enters the ring and kicks Decoy in the chest. The Scarecrow lifts Decoy to his feet and The Pumpkin stays in the ring, and they both whip Decoy to the ropes. The two bend over going for a double back body drop, but Decoy stops in his tracks and kicks The Pumpkin square in the face, and when The Scarecrow stands up, Decoy knocks him down with a overhead belly to belly suplex! Decoy gets him up as fast as he can and crawls to his corner, and tags Venom! Venom leaps over the ropes and The Pumpkin runs to him, but Venom knocks him down with a spinning wheel kick. Renegade gets out of his corner and also runs to Venom, but Venom kicks him in the stomach bending him over. Venom lifts Renegade up for a bodyslam, but sets him on his feet and hits the Grand Finale V1! Venom slowly begins to climb to his feet, but gets attacked from behind by Fury. Fury sends vicious forearm shots into the upper back of Venom, and then grabs him in position for a backdrop. Fury lifts him up, but Venom flips over and applies a full nelson to Fury, and then drops him down with a dragon suplex! As Venom climbs up to feet The Scarecrow runs and spears him down! The Scarecrow hooks the leg of Venom, but before three Decoy breaks the cover!*
Cole: Dark Parade almost had it there!
*Decoy stomps on the back of The Scarecrows neck, until The Pumpkin gives him a running forearm shot to the injured shoulder. Decoy holds his shoulder and The Pumpkin grabs him by his hair and drags him into the center of the ring. The Pumpkin grabs Decoy in a facelock and runs to the corner and lifts himself up on the second turnbuckle and tries to flip back, but Decoy holds him up in the air. Decoy turns around with The Pumpkin in the air, when suddenly Renegade catches him and slams him hard into the mat with a huge sit-out powerbomb! Renegade rolls The Pumpkin off of him, knowing that neither of them are the legal men. Renegade stands up and Decoy goes for a kick, but Renegade catches the foot. Renegade pulls the foot of Decoy and then grabs him in a head and arm, and then throws him hitting a head and arm suplex! Renegade climbs up to his feet and sees Venom finally getting to his feet and walks up to him, but Venom sends some quick punches into the stomach of Renegade. Renegade lifts a knee up, driving it into the chest of Venom. Renegade places Venom between his legs, as Fury is seen climbing up the turnbuckle behind him. Fury is finally to the top and Renegade picks Venom up, and gets him in position for The Burning Cross! Fury jumps off, but Venom slides off the back of Renegade, causing Fury to clothesline Renegade from behind! Fury turns to his partner in shock, but The Scarecrow suddenly lifts him to his shoulders! The Scarecrow takes a couple of steps back and then pushes Fury forward, hitting him with The Electric Chair Drop! The Scarecrow stands up, when suddenly XXX run down the ramp and slide into the ring! Stone Sour and The Xtreme Warrior attack The Scarecrow and Venom, as the referee calls for the bell.*
Cole: What the hell!
King: Its XXX!
*Stone Sour knees Venom in the stomach and sets him between his legs and hooks both of his arms. Stone Sour looks around and then lifts Venom up, and slams him down with The Tiger Driver SS! The Xtreme Warrior continues the assault on The Scarecrow, as Stone Sour walks over and grabs The Scarecrow by the hair. Stone Sour picks The Scarecrow on his back like a reverse crucifix powerbomb, as The Xtreme Warrior grabs the legs of The Scarecrow and sets them on his shoulders. Stone Sour pushes The Scarecrow behind him, and he and The Xtreme Warrior hit Destined Driver! Both XXX members push The Scarecrow off, as he lays hopeless in the ring. The Pumpkin and Decoy go to help their partners, when The Naturals come running down the ramp! The Naturals slide into the ring, and take down The Pumpkin, Decoy and XXX! Ricky knocks down The Xtreme Warrior and The Pumpkin, as Mikey hits Decoy with a superkick and begins to brawl with Stone Sour. Stone Sour tries a clothesline, but Mikey takes Sour down and applies the Natures Pain! Stone Sour screams in pain, as Ricky grabs both legs of Decoy and locks on the Carnage Playground!*
Cole: The Naturals are cleaning house!
King: Wait, whos that running down the ramp?
*Suddenly The Almighty Dragons appear on the apron! They grab on to the top rope and jump on it and springboard off, dropkicking both of The Naturals down! The Dragons stomp on both Naturals, until Christopher Daniels comes down the ring with a steel chair! He slides into the ring, and cracks the chair over the head of both Dragons! They fall to the mat holding their heads, as Venom begins to climb up to his feet. Daniels swings, but Venom ducks and when Daniels turns around Venom dropkicks the chair into the face of Daniels! Daniels falls to the mat and Venom stands over him, when all of a sudden Charlie Velez runs down the ramp with a steel chair!*
King: CHARLIE!!!
*Charlie slides into the ring and then cracks the head over the back of Venoms head! Venom falls to the mat face first, as Charlie continues the assault with the steel chair. He looks at the crowd and they boo, as Annette emerges from the back. Charlie looks up the ramp and smiles, but then drops the chair and picks up Venom. Charlie lifts Venom up for a powerslam, but slides him down in position of a reverse piledriver. Charlie steps over and places his legs in front of the arms of Venom and then jumps forward, crushing Venoms back with the steel chair! Charlie sits up and Annette is climbing up the ring steps, and he stands up with a huge smile on his face. Annette shares the smile and Charlie lifts her up over the ropes, and the two share a kiss. Christopher Daniels is finally up to his feet and he pats Charlie Velez on the back, and the three then pose, leading to the end of Pyro.*