Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 23:13:32 GMT -5
*"Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground begins to play over the PA as Ryan Klark makes his way out onto the stage wearing a black revolutionary trench coat holding his arms up in the air as the crowd begins to boo and throw things at him. Klark makes his way down the ramp holding his arms out and flaunting himself like the crowd loves him even though they hate him immensely. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and gets up on the second turnbuckle and holds his arms up in the air again as his music begins to die out.*
King: Welcome to Pyro everybody, and this is the newest member of The Prophecy.
Cole: Hello everybody Im Michael Cole and this man right here is Jerry The King Lawler, and he is right, Ryan Klark joined The Prophecy, last Friday at Gastro.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.*
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
*Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
King: The Hurricane told me that he was going to Hurri-Bitch Slap Ryan Klark tonight. What a moron!
The Hurricane vs. Ryan Klark
*Hurricane approaches Klark, and extends his hand to shake. Klark accepts Hurricane's hand, and then swiftly bitch smacks Hurricane repeatedly, without letting go of Hurricane's hand. He then flows it into a Snapmare, which he follows up with punches to Hurricane's face. He then stands up, strutting around the ring, as Hurricane comes back to his feet.*
Cole: Hurricane seems to be taking the wrong side of a Ryan Klark attack.
King: Ryan Klarks a new man, hell, hes a Prophet!
*He's getting angry... and you're not gonna like it when he's angry!!!...Wait.. Wrong green guy. Hurricane raises his hand in the air, and the crowd cheers. Klark smiles widely, thinking the crowd is cheering for him. He gets on the top rope, and raises his arms, and the crowd cheers more for Hurricane. Klark hops down, and turns right into Hurricane's hand, now around Klark's neck! Hurricane swings Klark's arm over, and pulls him up into the air. Klark, however, wraps his legs around Hurricane's arm, and pulls Hurricane into an armbar, taking Hurricane down to the floor. Klark pulls hard on Hurricane's arm, but Hurricane slaps his leg on the rope, and the ref breaks up the hold.*
Cole: Hurricane, knowing where the ropes are at the right time.
*Klark is back on his feet before you know it, and laying deep boots into Hurricane. Hurricane fights it, and comes to his feet, beginning to block the punches from Klark. He then blocks three successive shots in a row, and slaps the hurri-crap out of Klark. While Klark is amazed that Hurricane just smacked him, Hurricane hits a Swinging DDT on Klark, downing him. He heads for the pin, but Klark kicks out a two. Klark comes to his feet rather quickly, and ducks a jumping clothesline from the Hurricane. Hurricane attempts another one, only to get pulled into a rolling Boston Crab, which he quickly gets to the ropes to break up. Hurricane rolls to his feet, and as soon as Klark runs up behind Hurricane, Hurricane hits Klark with a swift kick to the gut, followed by an Enziguri, which downs Klark. Hurricane goes for the pin, but Klark kicks out again.*
King: Klark doesnt want to take another loss!
Cole: I wouldnt either.
*Hurricane picks Klark up off the mat, but Klark begins to fight back with huge right hands, pulling Hurricane into a Front Face Lock. Hurricane reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex, tipping his toes in perfect form. The ref only gets a two count, however. Klark got the shoulder up, but he kept hold of Hurricane, and pulled on Hurricane's neck, bending his body back to the point where Hurricane had to almost backflip into a finished DDT position, pulling Klark up with him. Klark knees Hurricane in the gut, and goes for a right fist to Hurricane's head, but Hurricane ducks, and pulls Klark down in a neckbreaker drop. Both men are down.*
Cole: Great match so far.
*Hurricane is up by 7, and Klark is up by 5. Klark runs at Hurricane, and ducks through Hurricane's legs, tripping him up and making him fall flat on his face. He goes for an elbow drop on Hurricane's back, but Hurricane rolls out the way. Hurricane hops to his feet, and waits on Klark to come to his knees, when he lands a star studded SHINING WIZARD! Klark dazedly falls to the mat, which is when Hurricane pulls him up and puts him on his shoulders, to deliver a follow up to his Shining Wizard, known as the Hurri-Enlightenment! He downs Klark with his own move, and goes for the pin, picking up the three count.*
Winner: The Hurricane
Cole: Hurricane picks up the win!
King: With Ryan Klarks own damn move.
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: This match is for more than the European Title. Gravedigger has to prove hes better than Kanyon.
*Suffocate plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. GD then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
King: Nobodys better than Kanyon. Gravedigger knows it, and just like his theme music, hes going to suffocate.
XHF European Championship Match
Gravedigger vs. Kanyon
*Gravedigger starts it off by yelling I betta than Kanyon! Kanyon charges him but GD dodges and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Kanyon bounces out into a German Suplex. GD rolls through and hits a Side Effect. Kanyon grabs his head and rolls out of the ring. GD tries to follow but when he leans out Kanyon gouges the eyes and punches him. He slides in and they start trading punches. Kanyon again gouges the eyes. The ref tries to warn him but he immediately kicks GD in the face. He tries for a Flatliner but GD reverses into a sambo suplex. GD starts stomping Kanyon like mad. He picks him up and Kanyon hits him with a low blow behind the refs back.*
Cole: Kanyon is doing everything, including cheating to win.
*Kanyon hits a Flatliner and taunts to the crowd for a while. He finally pins with a single finger. He gets two and GD just rolls and stands up a little groggily. Kanyon goes for a clothesline but GD ducks and hits a neckbreaker. GD slowly stands. Kanyon follows. GD locks in a headlock. Kanyon bounces off the ropes and holds on causing GD to fall off but he rolls up and clotheslines Kanyon over the ropes but goes over with him. The ref starts the count. 1, 2, 3 nothing. 4 . . . Kanyon is reaching under the ring. 5 . . . GD is standing and Kanyon pulls out a spray can. 6 . . . Kanyon turns so the ref sees his back not the weapon. 7 . . . GD moves in but Kanyon grabs his head and quickly sprays his eyes and falls like GD hit him so he can hide the can back under the ring. GD falls grabbing his eyes.*
King: Kanyon just mased GD and the ref missed it.
*Kanyon tosses GD into the ring and follows. He starts pounding GD who cant see. GD starts swinging wildly. Kanyon calls him but puts the ref in front and GD decks him. Kanyon laughs as the ref goes out cold. He slides out and grabs a steel chair. He calls GD who turns and gets smashed over the head. He starts slamming the chairs edge into his ribs. Kanyon tosses the chair and yells to the crowd, Who betta than Kanyon? . . . Nobody! he turns and picks up GD. He slaps him not once, not twice but three times. The ref is waking up now. Kanyon now slams GD down with a Kanyon Cutter. He pins and counts with the ref to . . . 2 . . . GD somehow kicks out. Kanyon starts arguing with the ref. GD slowly stands and hits a German Suplex bridge for a 1. Kanyon is furious and starts stomping GD.*
Cole: Wow, thank God Kanyon didnt win. That wouldve been bad.
*Kanyon turns to Cole and starts arguing with him. He then goes up top and leaps for an elbow drop but GD moves. Theyre both down. The ref counts. Both men rise at 8. Kanyon charges but walks right into a spinebuster. Kanyon rolls to the corner and GD charges with a body splash. He starts punching Kanyon. He sets him up top and climbs up to him but Kanyon fires fists to his gut. He stands up with GD. GD spins him so Kanyons back is to the ring and goes to shove him but Kanyon pulls him into a top rope Flatliner in the process. Both men are down again.*
Cole: Uh oh. This is trouble.
King: KANYON! Nobody betta!
*Kanyon slowly rolls on top of GD. 1 . . . 2 . . . GD puts his foot on the bottom rope . . . 3! The ref missed it and Kanyon starts celebrating. The ref then speaks to the timekeeper and restarts the match due to the foot on the rope. Kanyon screams to give him the damn title and end the match, he won fair and square. The ref tells him to go back and fight. Kanyon turns right into a spear. GD slowly stands him up and hits an Overdrive. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out.*
Cole: DAMN! Digger almost had him!
*Kanyon rolls to the ropes and stands up. They trade blows for a few seconds but Kanyon hits a superkick. GD stumbles but doesnt fall. Kanyon goes for a clothesline but GD ducks and hits a superkick as well. Kanyon rebounds with a kick and goes for a Kanyon Cutter but GD holds him up and tosses him off. He locks in the Breaking Point. Kanyon tries to reach the ropes. He cant. The ref looks for a tap but Kanyon wont. After a few seconds the ref lifts his hand. It drops, he tries again, and it drops. A third time, it falls again. He calls for the bell.*
Winner by submission knock out and still XHF European Champion: Gravedigger
Cole: Yes!
King: No!
*Gravedigger is handed the XHF European Championship and holds it up in the air, when suddenly Matt Hicks runs down the ramp and slides into the ring! He taunts for Gravedigger to turn around, and when Gravedigger does, Matt Hicks knocks him down with a clothesline! Hicks begins to stomp on Gravedigger, as Kanyon gets up to his feet and helps Matt Hicks. The two continue to stomp on Gravedigger, until The Hurricane runs down and then into the ring! The Hurricane scares the two off, as he then helps Gravedigger up.*
Cole: What was that!?
King: Matt Hicks seems to want the European title too.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of "Flaw" themselves begin to echo throughout the building..*
"There's another reflection involved up in my mind,
A wholeness that has just been lost,
Striving hard for perfection but still nothing to find,
Some value with a cheaper cost,
And as I reach out to hear you the sound is so muffled,
It makes a lesser man of me,
So the only thing left to, bring up to date is...YOU SUCK!!!"
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Flaw's classic Revolutionary Redneck tune of "Payback" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...*
Cole: Rage!
King: I havent seen him in a LONG time.
Cole: After Overheated.
*The crowd rise to their feet and fill the arena with cheers as "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails plays over the PA. The words, "Are you ready for the pain?" then appear in white on the XtremeTron and quickly fade and are replaced by the words, "Embrace your hatred" which quickly fade into some of Stevo's greatest accomplishments such as his winning of the Phoenix Title, hitting a psykotic senton from on top of a ladder over 18 feet above one of his opponents, and a successful performance of his psyklone kick. The last image that appears on the video is that of Psyko Stevo holding the Phoenix Title in the air as he spits blood up from his insides onto fans at ringside. As the promo video comes to a halt we see Stevo making his way up the ring steps. He stops at the top of the steps and looks out into the arena with contempt at his legions of fans, he then slaps himself in the face twice before entering the ring and awaiting the start of the match.*
Cole: Stevo!
King: Hes a odd character.
Cole: I concur.
King: Thats my line!
Rage vs. Psyko Stevo
*Rage and Stevo circle the ring, staring at each other quite intensely. Rage makes a duck in towards Psyko, but Psyko instinctively backs up. Rage begins making advances towards Stevo, until Rage finally makes a dive for Stevo, and Stevo trips him up with a Drop Toe Hold, quickly recovering to his feet. Rage gets up, obviously pissed, and begins slugging away at Stevo into the corner, with hard right hands. Stevo begins fighting back, and tackles Rage on to the mat, jarring his head with hard right elbows to Rage's skull.*
King: Rages gonna have a headache tonight.
Cole: He always seems to have a headache.
*Stevo pushes up, and before Rage can come to his feet, Stevo begins laying in boots to Rage's mid-section. Stevo spins around, to face the crowd, and then leaps back into a moonsault onto Rage, which is quickly countered by two raised knees. Rage gets to his feet, and picks up Stevo, holding him in a front facelock. He then begins to roughly knee Stevo in the gut, multiple times, using his forearm to bust into Stevo's back as well. He then plants Stevo with a firm DDT, and goes for a pin fall, which only merits a two count, before Stevo kicks out with a swift uppercut to Rage's face. Rage leaps up and stumbles back, surprised by this, as Stevo comes to his feet, running to the corner. He jumps at Rage with a flying sidekick, but Rage moves instinctively, and Stevo gets caught up in the turnbuckle. Rage takes this opportunity to stomp a proverbial mud-hole in Stevo's ass. He leans in, using the ropes for support, and Stevo shakes wildly, revering with every boot shot.*
King: Rage seems to want to hurt Stevo bad.
*This match has degenerated into nothing more than a slugfest, and the ref will have no more of it, as he backs Rage up from Stevo, and allows both men some breathing room, but Rage gets in the ref's face for stopping him, and the two begin arguing. Stevo takes this opportunity to pull himself up, and roll out the ring. He then climbs up the apron behind Rage, and whistles out a shrill tone. That causes Rage to whip around, as Stevo springboards onto Rage with a Hurricanrana, which Rage swiftly reverses into a Powerbomb that sends a shocking echo through the entire arena. He sits out the powerbomb, and the ref begins to count, but Stevo gets his shoulder up at the last minute, hopping out of Rage's grasp. He's on his knees now, as Rage gets up, and Rage charges him. Stevo spins around on his hip, and swings his leg around to catch Rage right in his calf, causing Rage to fall forward and hit his knees. He then reverses his momentum, and lands a swift kick to Rage's gut, causing him to double over. Stevo kick-flips to his feet, and then hits what can only be considered as a modification of Rob Van Dam's Rolling Thunder, onto the back of Rage, causing Rage to flatten out on the floor. This is when Stevo pulls Rage to the center of the ring, and hops up onto the turnbuckle. He then smiles, as he pulls himself all the way up, and leaps off, flipping into the Psykotic Senton!*
Cole: What a move!
*He makes the cover, and picks up the pinfall for the win!*
Winner: Psyko Stevo
King: What a upset!
Cole: I cant believe it, Psyko Stevo just defeated Rage!
*Ima Dreamer hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appear in flaming letters "THE FIRE STILL BURNS, YOUR DECIMATION IS AT HAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL! A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and KroniK blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape, a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.*
Cole: Folks, if you like violence, your in for a treat.
King: Ill say this is one of the most brutal matches in the XHF.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes, Obey the Master of Puppets! Did My Time by KoRn blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of people locked away counting the days and finally being released and starts a clip from the music video of Did My Time. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: Theres the Phoenix Champion.
King: Correction, FORMER Phoenix Champion.
Cole: No, hes still Phoenix Champion.
Inferno Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
Apollyon vs. Death Trap
*Before the Ring Announcer can introduce DT, Apollyon attacks DT from behind with a forearm as the sides of the ring explode into fire. He falls as Apollyon quickly begins stomping him. He lifts him to his feet and whips him to the ropes only for DT to slide under Apollyon's feet and grabs his waist. He goes for a German Suplex but Apollyon stops it with a back low blow.*
Cole: Oh come on.
King: It's perfectly legal!
*Apollyon rolls out of the ring and goes through the fire quickly. Not burning him. He grabs 2 chairs and throws them both into the ring. Then quickly rolls back into the ring. He grabs a chair and tries to nail DT over the head, but he ducks it and kicks Apollyon in the gut, forcing him to drop the chair. He then hits a Double Leg Takedown on Apollyon, as he falls right next to the chair. DT then grabs his feet and turns him over onto the chair, locking in the Oblivion!*
Cole: Ah! Oblivion onto a chair. Thats gotta hurt.
King: Get to the ropes!
*Apollyon quickly scurries for the ropes, but is dragged back onto the chair by DT, leaving scares on Apollyon's stomach. Apollyon begins losing consciousness. He then lays there, motionless. The ref raises his hand 3 times, as it falls all 3 times.*
King: Ah! That's it!?
Cole: No King, the only way someone can win is by lighting his or her opponent on fire.
King: Hmm.
*DT breaks the hold and leans on the ropes. Dominique, on the outside begins taunting DT. He turns around and says something, but no one can hear. Apollyon quickly springs up and grabs the chair. DT turns around and gets bashed in the head and is laid out.*
Cole: He was faking it! He knew he couldnt lose by submission
King: Ah! Hes so smart!
*Apollyon begins choking DT with the chair on the canvas. He then drops the chair and drags DT over to the fire. DT is almost touching it, but gives a hard kick right to the side of Apollyon's head. He flies through the second rope and onto the outside, singeing the hairs on his arm. DT quickly scurries away from the fire as Dominique helps Apollyon.*
Cole: Wow!
*Apollyon slides back into the ring, but is greeted by stomps by DT. DT lifts him up and whips him to the ropes, but Apollyon counters sending DT into the ropes. As he bounces Dominique puts her hands through the fire, burning her hands. But as she does she grabs DT's foot. Causing DT to stop in his tracks. He turns around and begins yelling at her. Apollyon gets to his feet slowly. He then sees DT with his back turned. He then runs and grabs DT by the back of the pants and neck and throws DT over the top rope. He does a summersault and lands right through the Spanish announcer table.*
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: YES! Apollyon is gonna win this!
*Dominique walks over to DT and lifts him to his feet slowly. She drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in. Apollyon grabs the chair again and waits for DT to make it to his feet. Apollyon dashes for him but DT reverses it with a huge back body drop. Apollyon's back lands on the top rope. He bounces off and lands on the apron. He lights on fire and rolls off the apron and onto the mats below. Quickly extiquished by officials.*
Winner and still XHF Phoenix Champion: Death Trap
Cole: Death Trap wins!
*The fire is extiquished as EMTs quickly run down the ramp to help both men.*
King: NO! Apollyon is burned again!
*Cameras are flashing and the fans are brought to their feet in anticipation as the steel cage begins lowering from the rafters. The cage reaches the ring area and workers begin to chain down the cage on the ring apron, making sure theres no give and that the structure doesnt move.*
King: Oh, they want people to bleed.
Cole: Believe me, people are going to bleed.
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
King: I still cant believe this idiot defeated Destruction.
Cole: Well Destruction is going to get some revenge in a Strap match, come Gastro.
*The opening riffs of "Gravity" by Audiovent hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
King: Will Destruction even get a shot at the United States title?
Cole: Why do you say that?
King: Because I think Diamond is going to destroy Chris Williams tonight.
Steel Cage Match for the XHF United States Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Diamond
*The two look around at the structure, locking them in. Standing in opposite corners both men take a tug at the steel, checking out the structure for themselves. The door is shut, and the bell sounds, bringing both men out of the corner and into the middle of the ring. Diamond slides across looking for the feet of Williams but Williams slides out of the way himself, neither man missing a beat, continuing to circle around the ring. Both men go for a lock up, Williams ducks under, coming around locking his hands tight around the waist of Diamond. Williams picks him up, and turns around, slightly dropping him onto his stomach, slapping him in the back of the head. Williams is quickly up and runs into the ropes. Diamond was on his knees but as Williams comes back, Diamond drops down, Williams jumps over and runs into the far ropes. Diamond springs up to his feet, and grabs the head of Williams, using Williams own momentum, tosses him into the steel. Williams however, with the lucha libre style he has, clings onto the steel and bounces off with a 180 degree turn connecting with a cross body to Diamond.*
Cole: Williams is great!
King: Diamond is better, BETTER!
*Williams rolls off and runs into the ropes once again and again Diamond drops down, causing Williams to jump over. Diamond gets partially to his feet, but as Williams comes back, Diamond is able to sweep his arm across and take down Williams with a sidewalk slam. Diamond is up and tries to pick up Williams as well but Williams throws his arms up in the air, breaking the grip he had on Williams. Williams takes down Diamond with a spinning wheel kick and again takes off into the ropes. Williams comes running back and very quickly, all one motion, does a handstand on the chest of Diamond, flipping right through onto his feet and connects with a standing moonsault to Diamond! Fans rush to their feet with cheers in amazement over the flexibility and highly innovative offense of Williams.*
King: Told you Diamond was better.
Cole: Im not taking anything away from Diamond, he is an impressive young athlete.
*Williams, realizing he cant win by pinfall ends up rolling right through the moonsault back to his feet but once up is hunched over holding his stomach area, appearing to take some wind out of his own sails with that last maneuver. Williams backing into the ropes to catch his breath as Diamond is getting back up to his feet. Williams jumps up, sitting on the top turnbuckle and as Diamond gets up, stands up and runs over towards Williams. Before Williams can make any movements he gets hit with a right hand to the sternum. A few more sits Williams back onto the top turnbuckle. Diamond climbs up with him and fires a few more punches into the head of Williams before setting him up for and connecting with a superplex!*
Cole: My god!
King: Yes!
*Diamond rolls through the superplex, sitting on the chest of Williams and puts a finishing touch on it by driving a few right hands into the forehead of Williams! Diamond gets up and begins show boating to the fans. He gets up onto the middle rope and begins taunting the fans, giving Williams enough time to get to his feet. Williams moves in and connects with a drop kick to Diamond sending him into the steel and falling into a heap on the apron, right up against the steel cage. Williams grabs Diamond by the hair and pulls him through the bottom rope and drags him out towards the ring. Williams signals to the fans for something big but Diamond tucks his head under the arm of Williams and takes him down with a release Northern Lights Suplex!*
Cole: And Williams is sent flying.
*Diamond dropping the bridge and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Diamond is up to the top and doesnt stop there he begins to climb for the top of the cage. Diamond pulls himself up but Williams is able to get a hold of his foot, pulling him back down onto the top turnbuckle. Both men, gripping the top of the cage for support while balancing on that top turnbuckle, exchanging right hands. Diamond comes in with a cheap shot, a knee into the gut of Williams. Williams almost falls back when Diamond grabs him by the head and bounces it off the steel! Williams grips the side of the cage, keeping him on top and Diamond drives the head of Williams into the cage once again. Williams bounces back and one hand is removed from the side of the cage, hes looking a little woozy up on that top turnbuckle. Diamond does a third time, this time sending Williams to the mat!*
King: Diamonds destroying Williams, its great!
Cole: No its not, I dont want to see a mans career get shortened like this.
King: I do, haha!
*Williams lay on his back, his forehead busted open at the hands of Diamond and that steel cage while Diamond takes a look down at Williams. Diamond then looks up to the top of the cage and back down at Williams. Diamond hoists himself to the top of the cage and stands up, staring down towards Williams. Diamond walks along the top of the cage, slowly and carefully, reaching the middle of one wall. Diamond carefully turns and comes off the cage with the Air Diamond but nobodys home! Williams had rolled out of the way and Diamond goes crashing into the mat. He bolts himself up holding his ribs, screaming in pain when Williams grabs him, crosses his arms and turns him over for an Unprettier when he flips over the back of Diamond and drills him with a DDT, the Energize!*
Cole: Energize!
*Williams and Diamond are both down on the mat, Williams pulling himself up via the turnbuckles. He gets up there and looks down at Diamond, and yells out "My turn" Williams climbs to the top of the cage and he himself stands up! Williams comes off the cage, 360 spin looking to come down with a leg drop from the top of the cage but Diamond moves out of the way this time! Both men are down, both men motionless on the mat, neither man really making a move until Diamond lifts his head and sees Williams down and decides to move for the door. Diamond is almost there when Williams grabs him by the foot. Both men get to their feet with Williams holding onto the foot of Diamond. Diamond goes for an Enziguri but Williams ducks. Diamond lands on his feet and turns only to catch a super kick right in the chops from Williams!*
King: My god!
Cole: That was one sweet superkick!
*Diamond goes down and Williams falls back into the ropes, his feet are dragged across the mat as he leans over that top rope, breathing heavily. Williams remains draped over the ropes, not really paying attention to what is going on and Diamond is able to get to his feet. Williams turns and sees Diamond up, charging towards him but Diamond back body drops Williams into the steel cage! Williams hits back first and immediately drops in an awkward position onto the mat below! Williams lay tangled in the ropes up against the steel while Diamond drops to his knee, trying to regroup once again. Diamond reaches up and begins to climb the cage, looking for an escape. Diamond reaching to pull himself up to the top when Williams comes from behind with a low blow! Williams climbs up onto the turnbuckles as well, grabbing the arms of Diamond. Williams connects with the Downfall! Off the top turnbuckle, down comes Diamond via the Downfall, Williams doesnt roll through for a cover, he simply rolls off of Diamond and once again, both men are down and both men appear to be out!*
Cole: What a match.
King: This is what I love about the XHF, everybody does so much to win. Its great.
*Williams is the first to make a move, crawling for the door. Williams is almost out when Diamond, getting his second wind, pulls Williams back by the foot, jumps onto the turnbuckle and comes back with a split legged moonsault to Williams! Diamond, holding those ribs once again, simply rolls off of Williams. Both men begin getting up at the same time, Diamond looking for a way out. Williams is blocking the door so he begins climb the side of the cage. Williams gets up and pulls Diamond off. Williams then begins to climb when Diamond pulls him off. They exchange positions like that another two times before Williams throws down his arms and begins moving for the door! Diamond turns and simply lunges off the cage towards Williams and tackles him to the mat, preventing him from exiting.*
Cole: Diamonds want the United States championship!
*Both men get up and Diamond goes in with a knee to the gut of Williams. He picks him up in a Falcon Arrow position and boom! Diamond Cutter! Williams is nearly broken in half, Diamond still in daze remains on the mat himself as well. Diamond however, slowly begins to make a break for the door, Diamonds almost out, his head is out, his hands are on the mat, all thats left is his feet when Williams grabs hold and pulls him away from the door, turns him over, and locks in the Crown Jewel! Diamond screaming in pain, Williams keeps it in long enough and releases the hold, looking to make a break for the door. Williams manages to slowly escape through the door and retain the title.*
Winner and still XHF United States Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Cole: Williams, Williams!
King: Great match.
*Williams isnt even able to pull himself up when the Naturals arrive on the scene helping out their fellow friend in Diamond! Mickey and Ricky stomping away on Williams before Mickey tosses him into the steel steps! Ricky not giving him a chance to rest, picks him up from the steps and hoists him onto his shoulder, like a javelin driving him face first into the side of the cage, exposing that busted forehead of Williams! Ricky picks him up once again and rolls him into the cage. They shut the door and its now three on one, Diamond calling the shots. Diamond begins to face of Williams across the cage, ripping at the already broken flesh of Williams!*
Cole: Dammit, somebody stop this!
*Diamond then sends the Naturals on him, they stomp away on Williams while Diamond exits the cage. He comes back in with a steel chair, calling off the Naturals. They step back and Diamond begins driving boots to Williams as well, getting a few shots in of his own before he even attempts to use the chair. While Diamond continues to drive the boots to Williams, the crowd turns their attention to the entranceway "Burn to Burn" hits the speakers! Diamond and the Naturals stare out at the entranceway but there is no sign of anybody coming. Suddenly over the barricade, its Reeshi. He opens the door to the cage and slides in!*
King: Reeshi!
Cole: This is going to be interesting.
*Ricky and Mickey are sent in on him and Reeshi begins to fight them off with right hands, back and forth between each member of the Naturals. Reeshi then grabs the head of Mickey bouncing it off the steel and does the same to Ricky. Mickey goes down and Reeshi fires a boot to the gut of Ricky, Coral Reesh to Ricky! Mickey is too his feet and he gets taken down with an Oreeshinator! Diamond, calling Williams to his feet, ready with the chair when he sees Reeshi has taken out the Naturals. Diamond takes a swing at him with the chair but Reeshi ducks, punching the chair back into the face of Diamond! Diamond staggers back into the turnbuckle where Reeshi begins to drive the boots into the gut of Diamond, taking him down in the corner. Thats when the Naturals are back up and the numbers game comes into play.*
Cole: Dammit, the numbers game is too much.
*Mickey and Ricky jump Reeshi and have him up against the ropes, taking turns putting a hammering on Reeshi and thats when Williams jumps up and pounces on Mikey. Williams connects with a Gyrate to Mickey while Reeshi is bouncing the head of Ricky off the sidewall then off the other before he goes down. While thats taking place Williams turns around and gets struck with the chair by Diamond. Reeshi turns back towards Diamond as well and the chair is bent in half over his skull as well! The Naturals are down courtesy of Reeshi and Williams but its Diamond that stands tall over Reeshi and Williams in the cage as Pyro comes to a close.*
King: Welcome to Pyro everybody, and this is the newest member of The Prophecy.
Cole: Hello everybody Im Michael Cole and this man right here is Jerry The King Lawler, and he is right, Ryan Klark joined The Prophecy, last Friday at Gastro.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.*
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
*Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
King: The Hurricane told me that he was going to Hurri-Bitch Slap Ryan Klark tonight. What a moron!
The Hurricane vs. Ryan Klark
*Hurricane approaches Klark, and extends his hand to shake. Klark accepts Hurricane's hand, and then swiftly bitch smacks Hurricane repeatedly, without letting go of Hurricane's hand. He then flows it into a Snapmare, which he follows up with punches to Hurricane's face. He then stands up, strutting around the ring, as Hurricane comes back to his feet.*
Cole: Hurricane seems to be taking the wrong side of a Ryan Klark attack.
King: Ryan Klarks a new man, hell, hes a Prophet!
*He's getting angry... and you're not gonna like it when he's angry!!!...Wait.. Wrong green guy. Hurricane raises his hand in the air, and the crowd cheers. Klark smiles widely, thinking the crowd is cheering for him. He gets on the top rope, and raises his arms, and the crowd cheers more for Hurricane. Klark hops down, and turns right into Hurricane's hand, now around Klark's neck! Hurricane swings Klark's arm over, and pulls him up into the air. Klark, however, wraps his legs around Hurricane's arm, and pulls Hurricane into an armbar, taking Hurricane down to the floor. Klark pulls hard on Hurricane's arm, but Hurricane slaps his leg on the rope, and the ref breaks up the hold.*
Cole: Hurricane, knowing where the ropes are at the right time.
*Klark is back on his feet before you know it, and laying deep boots into Hurricane. Hurricane fights it, and comes to his feet, beginning to block the punches from Klark. He then blocks three successive shots in a row, and slaps the hurri-crap out of Klark. While Klark is amazed that Hurricane just smacked him, Hurricane hits a Swinging DDT on Klark, downing him. He heads for the pin, but Klark kicks out a two. Klark comes to his feet rather quickly, and ducks a jumping clothesline from the Hurricane. Hurricane attempts another one, only to get pulled into a rolling Boston Crab, which he quickly gets to the ropes to break up. Hurricane rolls to his feet, and as soon as Klark runs up behind Hurricane, Hurricane hits Klark with a swift kick to the gut, followed by an Enziguri, which downs Klark. Hurricane goes for the pin, but Klark kicks out again.*
King: Klark doesnt want to take another loss!
Cole: I wouldnt either.
*Hurricane picks Klark up off the mat, but Klark begins to fight back with huge right hands, pulling Hurricane into a Front Face Lock. Hurricane reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex, tipping his toes in perfect form. The ref only gets a two count, however. Klark got the shoulder up, but he kept hold of Hurricane, and pulled on Hurricane's neck, bending his body back to the point where Hurricane had to almost backflip into a finished DDT position, pulling Klark up with him. Klark knees Hurricane in the gut, and goes for a right fist to Hurricane's head, but Hurricane ducks, and pulls Klark down in a neckbreaker drop. Both men are down.*
Cole: Great match so far.
*Hurricane is up by 7, and Klark is up by 5. Klark runs at Hurricane, and ducks through Hurricane's legs, tripping him up and making him fall flat on his face. He goes for an elbow drop on Hurricane's back, but Hurricane rolls out the way. Hurricane hops to his feet, and waits on Klark to come to his knees, when he lands a star studded SHINING WIZARD! Klark dazedly falls to the mat, which is when Hurricane pulls him up and puts him on his shoulders, to deliver a follow up to his Shining Wizard, known as the Hurri-Enlightenment! He downs Klark with his own move, and goes for the pin, picking up the three count.*
Winner: The Hurricane
Cole: Hurricane picks up the win!
King: With Ryan Klarks own damn move.
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: This match is for more than the European Title. Gravedigger has to prove hes better than Kanyon.
*Suffocate plays as GD walks down the ramp, climbs on a turnbuckle and taps his right shoulder and raises his right arm. GD then gets into the ring and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises both arms then put them down, and puts a smirk on his face as he gets down.*
King: Nobodys better than Kanyon. Gravedigger knows it, and just like his theme music, hes going to suffocate.
XHF European Championship Match
Gravedigger vs. Kanyon
*Gravedigger starts it off by yelling I betta than Kanyon! Kanyon charges him but GD dodges and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Kanyon bounces out into a German Suplex. GD rolls through and hits a Side Effect. Kanyon grabs his head and rolls out of the ring. GD tries to follow but when he leans out Kanyon gouges the eyes and punches him. He slides in and they start trading punches. Kanyon again gouges the eyes. The ref tries to warn him but he immediately kicks GD in the face. He tries for a Flatliner but GD reverses into a sambo suplex. GD starts stomping Kanyon like mad. He picks him up and Kanyon hits him with a low blow behind the refs back.*
Cole: Kanyon is doing everything, including cheating to win.
*Kanyon hits a Flatliner and taunts to the crowd for a while. He finally pins with a single finger. He gets two and GD just rolls and stands up a little groggily. Kanyon goes for a clothesline but GD ducks and hits a neckbreaker. GD slowly stands. Kanyon follows. GD locks in a headlock. Kanyon bounces off the ropes and holds on causing GD to fall off but he rolls up and clotheslines Kanyon over the ropes but goes over with him. The ref starts the count. 1, 2, 3 nothing. 4 . . . Kanyon is reaching under the ring. 5 . . . GD is standing and Kanyon pulls out a spray can. 6 . . . Kanyon turns so the ref sees his back not the weapon. 7 . . . GD moves in but Kanyon grabs his head and quickly sprays his eyes and falls like GD hit him so he can hide the can back under the ring. GD falls grabbing his eyes.*
King: Kanyon just mased GD and the ref missed it.
*Kanyon tosses GD into the ring and follows. He starts pounding GD who cant see. GD starts swinging wildly. Kanyon calls him but puts the ref in front and GD decks him. Kanyon laughs as the ref goes out cold. He slides out and grabs a steel chair. He calls GD who turns and gets smashed over the head. He starts slamming the chairs edge into his ribs. Kanyon tosses the chair and yells to the crowd, Who betta than Kanyon? . . . Nobody! he turns and picks up GD. He slaps him not once, not twice but three times. The ref is waking up now. Kanyon now slams GD down with a Kanyon Cutter. He pins and counts with the ref to . . . 2 . . . GD somehow kicks out. Kanyon starts arguing with the ref. GD slowly stands and hits a German Suplex bridge for a 1. Kanyon is furious and starts stomping GD.*
Cole: Wow, thank God Kanyon didnt win. That wouldve been bad.
*Kanyon turns to Cole and starts arguing with him. He then goes up top and leaps for an elbow drop but GD moves. Theyre both down. The ref counts. Both men rise at 8. Kanyon charges but walks right into a spinebuster. Kanyon rolls to the corner and GD charges with a body splash. He starts punching Kanyon. He sets him up top and climbs up to him but Kanyon fires fists to his gut. He stands up with GD. GD spins him so Kanyons back is to the ring and goes to shove him but Kanyon pulls him into a top rope Flatliner in the process. Both men are down again.*
Cole: Uh oh. This is trouble.
King: KANYON! Nobody betta!
*Kanyon slowly rolls on top of GD. 1 . . . 2 . . . GD puts his foot on the bottom rope . . . 3! The ref missed it and Kanyon starts celebrating. The ref then speaks to the timekeeper and restarts the match due to the foot on the rope. Kanyon screams to give him the damn title and end the match, he won fair and square. The ref tells him to go back and fight. Kanyon turns right into a spear. GD slowly stands him up and hits an Overdrive. 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out.*
Cole: DAMN! Digger almost had him!
*Kanyon rolls to the ropes and stands up. They trade blows for a few seconds but Kanyon hits a superkick. GD stumbles but doesnt fall. Kanyon goes for a clothesline but GD ducks and hits a superkick as well. Kanyon rebounds with a kick and goes for a Kanyon Cutter but GD holds him up and tosses him off. He locks in the Breaking Point. Kanyon tries to reach the ropes. He cant. The ref looks for a tap but Kanyon wont. After a few seconds the ref lifts his hand. It drops, he tries again, and it drops. A third time, it falls again. He calls for the bell.*
Winner by submission knock out and still XHF European Champion: Gravedigger
Cole: Yes!
King: No!
*Gravedigger is handed the XHF European Championship and holds it up in the air, when suddenly Matt Hicks runs down the ramp and slides into the ring! He taunts for Gravedigger to turn around, and when Gravedigger does, Matt Hicks knocks him down with a clothesline! Hicks begins to stomp on Gravedigger, as Kanyon gets up to his feet and helps Matt Hicks. The two continue to stomp on Gravedigger, until The Hurricane runs down and then into the ring! The Hurricane scares the two off, as he then helps Gravedigger up.*
Cole: What was that!?
King: Matt Hicks seems to want the European title too.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of "Flaw" themselves begin to echo throughout the building..*
"There's another reflection involved up in my mind,
A wholeness that has just been lost,
Striving hard for perfection but still nothing to find,
Some value with a cheaper cost,
And as I reach out to hear you the sound is so muffled,
It makes a lesser man of me,
So the only thing left to, bring up to date is...YOU SUCK!!!"
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the chorus of Flaw's classic Revolutionary Redneck tune of "Payback" hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...*
Cole: Rage!
King: I havent seen him in a LONG time.
Cole: After Overheated.
*The crowd rise to their feet and fill the arena with cheers as "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails plays over the PA. The words, "Are you ready for the pain?" then appear in white on the XtremeTron and quickly fade and are replaced by the words, "Embrace your hatred" which quickly fade into some of Stevo's greatest accomplishments such as his winning of the Phoenix Title, hitting a psykotic senton from on top of a ladder over 18 feet above one of his opponents, and a successful performance of his psyklone kick. The last image that appears on the video is that of Psyko Stevo holding the Phoenix Title in the air as he spits blood up from his insides onto fans at ringside. As the promo video comes to a halt we see Stevo making his way up the ring steps. He stops at the top of the steps and looks out into the arena with contempt at his legions of fans, he then slaps himself in the face twice before entering the ring and awaiting the start of the match.*
Cole: Stevo!
King: Hes a odd character.
Cole: I concur.
King: Thats my line!
Rage vs. Psyko Stevo
*Rage and Stevo circle the ring, staring at each other quite intensely. Rage makes a duck in towards Psyko, but Psyko instinctively backs up. Rage begins making advances towards Stevo, until Rage finally makes a dive for Stevo, and Stevo trips him up with a Drop Toe Hold, quickly recovering to his feet. Rage gets up, obviously pissed, and begins slugging away at Stevo into the corner, with hard right hands. Stevo begins fighting back, and tackles Rage on to the mat, jarring his head with hard right elbows to Rage's skull.*
King: Rages gonna have a headache tonight.
Cole: He always seems to have a headache.
*Stevo pushes up, and before Rage can come to his feet, Stevo begins laying in boots to Rage's mid-section. Stevo spins around, to face the crowd, and then leaps back into a moonsault onto Rage, which is quickly countered by two raised knees. Rage gets to his feet, and picks up Stevo, holding him in a front facelock. He then begins to roughly knee Stevo in the gut, multiple times, using his forearm to bust into Stevo's back as well. He then plants Stevo with a firm DDT, and goes for a pin fall, which only merits a two count, before Stevo kicks out with a swift uppercut to Rage's face. Rage leaps up and stumbles back, surprised by this, as Stevo comes to his feet, running to the corner. He jumps at Rage with a flying sidekick, but Rage moves instinctively, and Stevo gets caught up in the turnbuckle. Rage takes this opportunity to stomp a proverbial mud-hole in Stevo's ass. He leans in, using the ropes for support, and Stevo shakes wildly, revering with every boot shot.*
King: Rage seems to want to hurt Stevo bad.
*This match has degenerated into nothing more than a slugfest, and the ref will have no more of it, as he backs Rage up from Stevo, and allows both men some breathing room, but Rage gets in the ref's face for stopping him, and the two begin arguing. Stevo takes this opportunity to pull himself up, and roll out the ring. He then climbs up the apron behind Rage, and whistles out a shrill tone. That causes Rage to whip around, as Stevo springboards onto Rage with a Hurricanrana, which Rage swiftly reverses into a Powerbomb that sends a shocking echo through the entire arena. He sits out the powerbomb, and the ref begins to count, but Stevo gets his shoulder up at the last minute, hopping out of Rage's grasp. He's on his knees now, as Rage gets up, and Rage charges him. Stevo spins around on his hip, and swings his leg around to catch Rage right in his calf, causing Rage to fall forward and hit his knees. He then reverses his momentum, and lands a swift kick to Rage's gut, causing him to double over. Stevo kick-flips to his feet, and then hits what can only be considered as a modification of Rob Van Dam's Rolling Thunder, onto the back of Rage, causing Rage to flatten out on the floor. This is when Stevo pulls Rage to the center of the ring, and hops up onto the turnbuckle. He then smiles, as he pulls himself all the way up, and leaps off, flipping into the Psykotic Senton!*
Cole: What a move!
*He makes the cover, and picks up the pinfall for the win!*
Winner: Psyko Stevo
King: What a upset!
Cole: I cant believe it, Psyko Stevo just defeated Rage!
*Ima Dreamer hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appear in flaming letters "THE FIRE STILL BURNS, YOUR DECIMATION IS AT HAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL! A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and KroniK blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape, a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.*
Cole: Folks, if you like violence, your in for a treat.
King: Ill say this is one of the most brutal matches in the XHF.
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes, Obey the Master of Puppets! Did My Time by KoRn blares through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. Around his waist is his title belt. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The XtremeTron begins showing flashes of people locked away counting the days and finally being released and starts a clip from the music video of Did My Time. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, shades, and title and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Cole: Theres the Phoenix Champion.
King: Correction, FORMER Phoenix Champion.
Cole: No, hes still Phoenix Champion.
Inferno Match for the XHF Phoenix Championship
Apollyon vs. Death Trap
*Before the Ring Announcer can introduce DT, Apollyon attacks DT from behind with a forearm as the sides of the ring explode into fire. He falls as Apollyon quickly begins stomping him. He lifts him to his feet and whips him to the ropes only for DT to slide under Apollyon's feet and grabs his waist. He goes for a German Suplex but Apollyon stops it with a back low blow.*
Cole: Oh come on.
King: It's perfectly legal!
*Apollyon rolls out of the ring and goes through the fire quickly. Not burning him. He grabs 2 chairs and throws them both into the ring. Then quickly rolls back into the ring. He grabs a chair and tries to nail DT over the head, but he ducks it and kicks Apollyon in the gut, forcing him to drop the chair. He then hits a Double Leg Takedown on Apollyon, as he falls right next to the chair. DT then grabs his feet and turns him over onto the chair, locking in the Oblivion!*
Cole: Ah! Oblivion onto a chair. Thats gotta hurt.
King: Get to the ropes!
*Apollyon quickly scurries for the ropes, but is dragged back onto the chair by DT, leaving scares on Apollyon's stomach. Apollyon begins losing consciousness. He then lays there, motionless. The ref raises his hand 3 times, as it falls all 3 times.*
King: Ah! That's it!?
Cole: No King, the only way someone can win is by lighting his or her opponent on fire.
King: Hmm.
*DT breaks the hold and leans on the ropes. Dominique, on the outside begins taunting DT. He turns around and says something, but no one can hear. Apollyon quickly springs up and grabs the chair. DT turns around and gets bashed in the head and is laid out.*
Cole: He was faking it! He knew he couldnt lose by submission
King: Ah! Hes so smart!
*Apollyon begins choking DT with the chair on the canvas. He then drops the chair and drags DT over to the fire. DT is almost touching it, but gives a hard kick right to the side of Apollyon's head. He flies through the second rope and onto the outside, singeing the hairs on his arm. DT quickly scurries away from the fire as Dominique helps Apollyon.*
Cole: Wow!
*Apollyon slides back into the ring, but is greeted by stomps by DT. DT lifts him up and whips him to the ropes, but Apollyon counters sending DT into the ropes. As he bounces Dominique puts her hands through the fire, burning her hands. But as she does she grabs DT's foot. Causing DT to stop in his tracks. He turns around and begins yelling at her. Apollyon gets to his feet slowly. He then sees DT with his back turned. He then runs and grabs DT by the back of the pants and neck and throws DT over the top rope. He does a summersault and lands right through the Spanish announcer table.*
Cole: OH MY GOD!
King: YES! Apollyon is gonna win this!
*Dominique walks over to DT and lifts him to his feet slowly. She drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in. Apollyon grabs the chair again and waits for DT to make it to his feet. Apollyon dashes for him but DT reverses it with a huge back body drop. Apollyon's back lands on the top rope. He bounces off and lands on the apron. He lights on fire and rolls off the apron and onto the mats below. Quickly extiquished by officials.*
Winner and still XHF Phoenix Champion: Death Trap
Cole: Death Trap wins!
*The fire is extiquished as EMTs quickly run down the ramp to help both men.*
King: NO! Apollyon is burned again!
*Cameras are flashing and the fans are brought to their feet in anticipation as the steel cage begins lowering from the rafters. The cage reaches the ring area and workers begin to chain down the cage on the ring apron, making sure theres no give and that the structure doesnt move.*
King: Oh, they want people to bleed.
Cole: Believe me, people are going to bleed.
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
King: I still cant believe this idiot defeated Destruction.
Cole: Well Destruction is going to get some revenge in a Strap match, come Gastro.
*The opening riffs of "Gravity" by Audiovent hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out.*
King: Will Destruction even get a shot at the United States title?
Cole: Why do you say that?
King: Because I think Diamond is going to destroy Chris Williams tonight.
Steel Cage Match for the XHF United States Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Diamond
*The two look around at the structure, locking them in. Standing in opposite corners both men take a tug at the steel, checking out the structure for themselves. The door is shut, and the bell sounds, bringing both men out of the corner and into the middle of the ring. Diamond slides across looking for the feet of Williams but Williams slides out of the way himself, neither man missing a beat, continuing to circle around the ring. Both men go for a lock up, Williams ducks under, coming around locking his hands tight around the waist of Diamond. Williams picks him up, and turns around, slightly dropping him onto his stomach, slapping him in the back of the head. Williams is quickly up and runs into the ropes. Diamond was on his knees but as Williams comes back, Diamond drops down, Williams jumps over and runs into the far ropes. Diamond springs up to his feet, and grabs the head of Williams, using Williams own momentum, tosses him into the steel. Williams however, with the lucha libre style he has, clings onto the steel and bounces off with a 180 degree turn connecting with a cross body to Diamond.*
Cole: Williams is great!
King: Diamond is better, BETTER!
*Williams rolls off and runs into the ropes once again and again Diamond drops down, causing Williams to jump over. Diamond gets partially to his feet, but as Williams comes back, Diamond is able to sweep his arm across and take down Williams with a sidewalk slam. Diamond is up and tries to pick up Williams as well but Williams throws his arms up in the air, breaking the grip he had on Williams. Williams takes down Diamond with a spinning wheel kick and again takes off into the ropes. Williams comes running back and very quickly, all one motion, does a handstand on the chest of Diamond, flipping right through onto his feet and connects with a standing moonsault to Diamond! Fans rush to their feet with cheers in amazement over the flexibility and highly innovative offense of Williams.*
King: Told you Diamond was better.
Cole: Im not taking anything away from Diamond, he is an impressive young athlete.
*Williams, realizing he cant win by pinfall ends up rolling right through the moonsault back to his feet but once up is hunched over holding his stomach area, appearing to take some wind out of his own sails with that last maneuver. Williams backing into the ropes to catch his breath as Diamond is getting back up to his feet. Williams jumps up, sitting on the top turnbuckle and as Diamond gets up, stands up and runs over towards Williams. Before Williams can make any movements he gets hit with a right hand to the sternum. A few more sits Williams back onto the top turnbuckle. Diamond climbs up with him and fires a few more punches into the head of Williams before setting him up for and connecting with a superplex!*
Cole: My god!
King: Yes!
*Diamond rolls through the superplex, sitting on the chest of Williams and puts a finishing touch on it by driving a few right hands into the forehead of Williams! Diamond gets up and begins show boating to the fans. He gets up onto the middle rope and begins taunting the fans, giving Williams enough time to get to his feet. Williams moves in and connects with a drop kick to Diamond sending him into the steel and falling into a heap on the apron, right up against the steel cage. Williams grabs Diamond by the hair and pulls him through the bottom rope and drags him out towards the ring. Williams signals to the fans for something big but Diamond tucks his head under the arm of Williams and takes him down with a release Northern Lights Suplex!*
Cole: And Williams is sent flying.
*Diamond dropping the bridge and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Diamond is up to the top and doesnt stop there he begins to climb for the top of the cage. Diamond pulls himself up but Williams is able to get a hold of his foot, pulling him back down onto the top turnbuckle. Both men, gripping the top of the cage for support while balancing on that top turnbuckle, exchanging right hands. Diamond comes in with a cheap shot, a knee into the gut of Williams. Williams almost falls back when Diamond grabs him by the head and bounces it off the steel! Williams grips the side of the cage, keeping him on top and Diamond drives the head of Williams into the cage once again. Williams bounces back and one hand is removed from the side of the cage, hes looking a little woozy up on that top turnbuckle. Diamond does a third time, this time sending Williams to the mat!*
King: Diamonds destroying Williams, its great!
Cole: No its not, I dont want to see a mans career get shortened like this.
King: I do, haha!
*Williams lay on his back, his forehead busted open at the hands of Diamond and that steel cage while Diamond takes a look down at Williams. Diamond then looks up to the top of the cage and back down at Williams. Diamond hoists himself to the top of the cage and stands up, staring down towards Williams. Diamond walks along the top of the cage, slowly and carefully, reaching the middle of one wall. Diamond carefully turns and comes off the cage with the Air Diamond but nobodys home! Williams had rolled out of the way and Diamond goes crashing into the mat. He bolts himself up holding his ribs, screaming in pain when Williams grabs him, crosses his arms and turns him over for an Unprettier when he flips over the back of Diamond and drills him with a DDT, the Energize!*
Cole: Energize!
*Williams and Diamond are both down on the mat, Williams pulling himself up via the turnbuckles. He gets up there and looks down at Diamond, and yells out "My turn" Williams climbs to the top of the cage and he himself stands up! Williams comes off the cage, 360 spin looking to come down with a leg drop from the top of the cage but Diamond moves out of the way this time! Both men are down, both men motionless on the mat, neither man really making a move until Diamond lifts his head and sees Williams down and decides to move for the door. Diamond is almost there when Williams grabs him by the foot. Both men get to their feet with Williams holding onto the foot of Diamond. Diamond goes for an Enziguri but Williams ducks. Diamond lands on his feet and turns only to catch a super kick right in the chops from Williams!*
King: My god!
Cole: That was one sweet superkick!
*Diamond goes down and Williams falls back into the ropes, his feet are dragged across the mat as he leans over that top rope, breathing heavily. Williams remains draped over the ropes, not really paying attention to what is going on and Diamond is able to get to his feet. Williams turns and sees Diamond up, charging towards him but Diamond back body drops Williams into the steel cage! Williams hits back first and immediately drops in an awkward position onto the mat below! Williams lay tangled in the ropes up against the steel while Diamond drops to his knee, trying to regroup once again. Diamond reaches up and begins to climb the cage, looking for an escape. Diamond reaching to pull himself up to the top when Williams comes from behind with a low blow! Williams climbs up onto the turnbuckles as well, grabbing the arms of Diamond. Williams connects with the Downfall! Off the top turnbuckle, down comes Diamond via the Downfall, Williams doesnt roll through for a cover, he simply rolls off of Diamond and once again, both men are down and both men appear to be out!*
Cole: What a match.
King: This is what I love about the XHF, everybody does so much to win. Its great.
*Williams is the first to make a move, crawling for the door. Williams is almost out when Diamond, getting his second wind, pulls Williams back by the foot, jumps onto the turnbuckle and comes back with a split legged moonsault to Williams! Diamond, holding those ribs once again, simply rolls off of Williams. Both men begin getting up at the same time, Diamond looking for a way out. Williams is blocking the door so he begins climb the side of the cage. Williams gets up and pulls Diamond off. Williams then begins to climb when Diamond pulls him off. They exchange positions like that another two times before Williams throws down his arms and begins moving for the door! Diamond turns and simply lunges off the cage towards Williams and tackles him to the mat, preventing him from exiting.*
Cole: Diamonds want the United States championship!
*Both men get up and Diamond goes in with a knee to the gut of Williams. He picks him up in a Falcon Arrow position and boom! Diamond Cutter! Williams is nearly broken in half, Diamond still in daze remains on the mat himself as well. Diamond however, slowly begins to make a break for the door, Diamonds almost out, his head is out, his hands are on the mat, all thats left is his feet when Williams grabs hold and pulls him away from the door, turns him over, and locks in the Crown Jewel! Diamond screaming in pain, Williams keeps it in long enough and releases the hold, looking to make a break for the door. Williams manages to slowly escape through the door and retain the title.*
Winner and still XHF United States Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Cole: Williams, Williams!
King: Great match.
*Williams isnt even able to pull himself up when the Naturals arrive on the scene helping out their fellow friend in Diamond! Mickey and Ricky stomping away on Williams before Mickey tosses him into the steel steps! Ricky not giving him a chance to rest, picks him up from the steps and hoists him onto his shoulder, like a javelin driving him face first into the side of the cage, exposing that busted forehead of Williams! Ricky picks him up once again and rolls him into the cage. They shut the door and its now three on one, Diamond calling the shots. Diamond begins to face of Williams across the cage, ripping at the already broken flesh of Williams!*
Cole: Dammit, somebody stop this!
*Diamond then sends the Naturals on him, they stomp away on Williams while Diamond exits the cage. He comes back in with a steel chair, calling off the Naturals. They step back and Diamond begins driving boots to Williams as well, getting a few shots in of his own before he even attempts to use the chair. While Diamond continues to drive the boots to Williams, the crowd turns their attention to the entranceway "Burn to Burn" hits the speakers! Diamond and the Naturals stare out at the entranceway but there is no sign of anybody coming. Suddenly over the barricade, its Reeshi. He opens the door to the cage and slides in!*
King: Reeshi!
Cole: This is going to be interesting.
*Ricky and Mickey are sent in on him and Reeshi begins to fight them off with right hands, back and forth between each member of the Naturals. Reeshi then grabs the head of Mickey bouncing it off the steel and does the same to Ricky. Mickey goes down and Reeshi fires a boot to the gut of Ricky, Coral Reesh to Ricky! Mickey is too his feet and he gets taken down with an Oreeshinator! Diamond, calling Williams to his feet, ready with the chair when he sees Reeshi has taken out the Naturals. Diamond takes a swing at him with the chair but Reeshi ducks, punching the chair back into the face of Diamond! Diamond staggers back into the turnbuckle where Reeshi begins to drive the boots into the gut of Diamond, taking him down in the corner. Thats when the Naturals are back up and the numbers game comes into play.*
Cole: Dammit, the numbers game is too much.
*Mickey and Ricky jump Reeshi and have him up against the ropes, taking turns putting a hammering on Reeshi and thats when Williams jumps up and pounces on Mikey. Williams connects with a Gyrate to Mickey while Reeshi is bouncing the head of Ricky off the sidewall then off the other before he goes down. While thats taking place Williams turns around and gets struck with the chair by Diamond. Reeshi turns back towards Diamond as well and the chair is bent in half over his skull as well! The Naturals are down courtesy of Reeshi and Williams but its Diamond that stands tall over Reeshi and Williams in the cage as Pyro comes to a close.*