Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 23:15:15 GMT -5
*The camera opens up as Mongo is in his jet plane, he is looking at his watch*
: Yeah, its time
*Mongo looks up at the camera*
: Well, as I have been informed by my staff, in accordance to XHF regulations, a title must be defended at least once within 30 days or it will be vacated. And unfortunately for Lance Storm and Mongo Corp. its been over 30 days since the X*Crown has been defended, sorry Lance, I tried to hold them off, but I have to do it. As of right now, I am officially stripping Lance Storm of the X*Crown. To crown a new X*Crown champion, there shall be a eight man elimination match at the Gastro after Xtreme Impact. Gravedigger, the winner of Lance Storm vs. Wraith, Platinum, the last three in the Xtreme Impact main event, Destruction and Scorpion.
*Mongo looks at the floor, then looks back up*
: And Gravedigger, Im going to kick your ass at Terminal Velocity, I dont have time to tell you how, but I will, youll see.ok.
*The opening sounds to "Not Meant for Me" by Wayne Static hits as the lights shut off. When all the guitars come in, the pyro bursts from the side of the ramp as the lights come back on. JJ then comes out to the stage and stands there, staring at the crowd. JJ then walks down to the ring, slides in, goes to one the corners furthest from the ramp and sits down, waiting for his opponent to make it to the ring.*
Cole: What HUGE news from Mongo!
King: Think of what eight people will be fighting for at Gastro!
*Ima Dreamer hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE FIRE STILL BURNS, YOUR DECIMATION IS AT HAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and KroniK blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape, a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.*
Cole: Man, he hats his brother.
King: But hes HARDCORE.
*The lights dim as lighters begin to illuminate the arena and the fans wait in anticipation. "The Fire Still Burns" is displayed up on the Xtreme-Tron as pyro explodes from the stage and "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play over the PA. Kane emerges from behind the curtain with his eyes dead set on the ring as the crowd pops for his arrival. He makes his way down the ramp seemingly completely oblivious of the crowd's response as he grows closer to the ring. Kane steps up onto the apron and then over the top rope, he stands in the center of the ring and slowly raises his arms into the air and then thrusts them down, igniting a blast of pyro from each corner post as his music slowly dies down.*
King: Kane looks like Mr. X.
Cole: And Apollyon.
*The arena goes pitch black, sending the fans into total darkness as a light fog begins to creeps over the ground. The arena as the XtremeTron lights start flashing in a strobe-like fashion and the haunting keyboard riffs of Lacuna Coil's "Heaven's A Lie" are heard. The words "Open your eyes. Open your mouths. Close your hands and make a fist." appear on the XtremeTron. The arena lights start moving in a random motion of colors. "The Forgotten" Suicidal Youth walks out on stage, black reverse baseball cap on his head, black jacket, and a dark red flannel tied around his waist. He stops and looks toward the crowd in a menacing fashion. Suicidal Youth then holds his arms out in a crucifix-like motion. He puts his arms down and makes his way to the ring. He slides under the ropes, gets up, and steps onto the middle rope, proceeding to raise his hand in a fist to a mixed chorus of cheers and boos. He gets off the ropes, throws the flannel, jacket and hat out of the ring, and sits on the middle rope, waiting for his opponent.*
Cole: Go new guy!
King: I concur.
*Journey's Any Way You Want It Blasts as mini Bong-Hoe, walks out with a big smile and waves to the booing fans, he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring*
King: Bong-Hoe!
*"When Worlds Collide" plays over the PA system as Perry Saturn comes down to the ring wearing black fuzzy gargoyle wings. He gets in the ring and goes to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and taunts to the ground. He takes off his wings and throws 'em to one of the ring crew and waits for his opponent to come out.*
Cole: Why did Saturn call Tom Essa Rios?
King: Hes a druggy, thats why.
*"Tomorrow Never Knows" blasts as Lazor-Tron, the future CWF Champion, and Mini-Tron make their way down the ramp.*
Cole: Midgets and a man from the future!
King: Only in the XHF!
*The People That We Love by Bush hits and all the lights turn Dark Blue. When Tom turns up on the ramp a burst of fireworks go off and the lights go normal again. In the ring dark red strobe lights are flashing. Tom gets into the ring, climbs the buckle and raises one arm. He then gets down and sites on the top rope.*
Cole: Looks like a fight has already happened.
Hardcore Battle Royal
Apollyon vs. The Tortured Soul Suicidal Youth vs. Torturous Tom vs. JJ vs. Perry Saturn vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Mini-Tron vs. Lazor Tron vs. Bongo vs. Mini Man-Go vs. Kane
*By the time that Tom is down to the ring, the referee is sliding out the ring, and letting all the combatants go at it, and an automatic brawl ensues. Tom prepares to slide into the ring, before Tommy Dreamer pulls him out from behind and cracks him over the head with a kendo stick, and continues to hit him with repeated kendo stick shots, shouting out afterwards and turning around, raising the kendo stick in the air. He then turns around, to a spinning heel kick from The Suicidal Youth, sending the stick into his forehead. "The Forgotten One" climbs up on the barricade, and hits the Misery Ever After, onto Tommy Dreamer. He goes for the pin, and the referee begins counting, until Tom cracks Suicidal Youth in his back with a steel chair, causing him to roll off of Tom with pain. Tom swings at Youth again, but it doesn't connect this time, because Youth rolls to the side and to his feet, sweeping Tom off his feet in one quick kick to Tom's left calf. The chair hits the floor, and Youth gets a sadistic look on his face, as he picks it up, and connects to Tom's ribs with another sickening thud. He continues this abuse as the camera turns to the ring.*
Cole: My god!
King: Sick.
*JJ and Kane are going at it, until JJ gets knocked back to the ropes. JJ goes to kick Kane in the stomach, and pulls him into a powerbomb, which thuds against the mat sickeningly. As JJ goes to pin him, Kane sits up, grabbing JJ by the throat. This is when Kane stands up and picks JJ up into the air, only for JJ to reverse and slip out of Kane's grasp, landing on the apron. Kane then punches JJ in his face, directly. This is the kinda punch that sends JJ's head recoiling, and by the time he gets his senses back, Kane is on the apron with him, grabbing him by the throat, and chokeslamming him to the outside of the ring. With an apron that's four feet above ground, and a man who's six feet tall and a reach of seven feet, that's an eleven foot drop. JJ is out cold, as Kane hops down, and makes the easy pin to eliminate JJ.*
Eliminated: JJ
Cole: And JJ is gone!
*Meanwhile, Suicidal Youth has been interrupted from his beating on Torturous Tom, as Dreamer has hit him with an inverted DDT onto the ramp way, but before the ref can notice that Dreamer's pinning him, Torturous Tom hits a quick moonsault off the barricade, onto the two, and all three lie out cold. Mini-Bong-Hoe slides out the ring, and runs over to Dreamer, and rolls him over, getting the three count.*
Eliminated: Tommy Dreamer
Cole: And Dreamer!
King: People are dropping like flies!
*Then, all of a sudden, Mini-Laser Tron runs up behind Mini-Bong-Hoe, and hits MBH with a quick elbow to the back of his head, followed up with a kick to the midsection, and hits the Mini Edge Of Space, onto the steel grate of the ramp! Who says midgets can't wrestle, as Mini-Tron goes for the pin, and picks up the three count!*
Eliminated: Mini-Bong-Hoe
King: Told you.
*Perry Saturn runs up behind Laser, and pulls him into a powerbomb position, as the crowd boos. As Perry Saturn picks him up, the crowd begins cheering, because Laser Tron is baseball sliding towards Saturn. As he kicks Saturn from behind, taking out his legs, Tron jumps forward, and lands on his knees, scurrying underneath the mat.*
Cole: Go Tron.
King: Woo.
*Laser Tron picks up Perry, and begins wailing away on him. He then irish whips Perry from one side of the ramp to the other, letting him crash against the unforgiving ramp way barricade/gate. He then begins kicking Perry repeatedly, until he ends up stomping a mudhole in his ass. He's not appreciative of the abusing that Perry gave Mini-Tron. He then drops an elbow on to Perry, followed by another, and all of a sudden, the entire crowd begins beeping. That's when Tron begins signals for some odd move. Mini-Tron climbs from under the ring and runs towards Tron as Tron picks up Perry and lifts him in the air by the waist, and Tron-Tron and Mini-Tron connect with a 3D onto the ramp! They both fall into a double pin, and you can guess what comes next...*
Eliminated: Perry Saturn
King: Somethings coming next!
Cole: Saturns eliminated, thats whats next.
*Tom is going head to head with Youth, landing a quick DDT and hitting a standing moonsault, but Youth kicks out. Laser and Mini slide into the ring, and the two start going toe to toe with Apollyon and Kane, when both men simply kick the two, Apollyon hitting the Darkside Bomb on Laser Tron, putting him out for the three count. Kane chokeslams the hell out of Mini-Tron, and pins him. EMTs are out to the match picking up Mini-Tron as Laser Tron comes to his senses and escorts them out the arena. Youth is back on his feet, and dropkicks Tom over the barricade. Tom lands in a very unorthodox position, but comes up to his knees, drying to come back to his senses, when Youth leaps off the barricade and hits a dropkick right into Tom's head. He goes for the pin, and he's close enough to kick his feet up onto the barricade, which gains him a three count.*
Eliminated: Torturous Tom
King: Poor Tom.
*Youth is back to his feet, as he notices Kane and Apollyon going at it in the ring. Apollyon and Kane both grab each other by the throat, but they both simultaneously kick each other in the gut, causing them to bend over. This is when Youth springboards off the top rope, hitting a double Famasser! He goes to pin Kane, but Kane and Apollyon both sit up. They both grab Youth by the throat, pulling him up in a Double Chokeslam, but Youth kicks them both in the throat! They grab their throats and hit their knees, when Youth climbs to the top rope. He hits a hurricanrana on Kane, causing him to roll to the ropes, but still not get put down. Youth then hits a cross body on Kane that sends them both out the ring. Youth comes to his feet first, breathing rather heavily, when he picks up Kane. Kane shoves Youth right into Apollyon, who is now standing behind Youth. Apollyon turns Youth around and pulls him into the Darkside Bomb, pulling him up, but Youth reverses it into a Hurricanrana into the steel steps, busting Apollyon open!*
Cole: Oh my!
King: Wow.
*Youth then kicks Kane in the gut again, and throws him to the same steps, colliding him with the steps AND Apollyon! Youth then pulls up Apollyon into The Halocaust, until Mr. X hits him from behind, pulling him into the X'ed Out! He lands the move, and then pulls Kane onto Youth, as he slides into the ring. The ref counts, and then...*
Eliminated: Suicidal Youth
Cole: The final two!
*Kane comes to his feet first because of this, and slides into the ring, coming face to face with Mr. X. He then kicks Mr. X in the gut, and Chokeslams him! Mr. X is laid out, and Kane picks up his Hardcore Title, raising it in the air, until Apollyon comes back into the ring with a table. He attacks Kane from behind, taking him down with an inverted suplex. He then sets up the table in the corner, and then picks up Kane, pulling him to the turnbuckle. He sits on the turnbuckle, and pulls Kane up with him. He then pushes Kane down, and the next is obvious. DARKSIDE BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! He goes for the pin...*
Winner: Apollyon
King: Apollyon!
Cole: vs. Mr. X!
King and Cole: XTREME IMPACT.
*Apollyon gets up, and walks over to Mr. X who's getting up. Mr. X stares at him for a good minute, until Apollyon finally begins to kick and punch Mr. X. He then whips Mr. X to the turnbuckle and waits for Mr. X to stumble back, right into a second Apollyon Driver on top of Kane! He then picks up the Hardcore Title and poses with it, draping the title over Apollyon afterwards, and leaving the ring, passing EMT attendants.*
King: Sick.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck stands with her hands on her hips, watching him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent(s), as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
King: All referees should have hot chicks with them.
Cole: I concur. EAT THAT STEVE.
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks I Stand Alone fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.*
Cole: Scorpion has a shot to become commissioner, hold two World titles, and win the X*Crown!
King: Bastard.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
King: HARRY, HARRY, HAIRY!
Cole: Stupid.
Special Referee: Destruction
Scorpion vs. Hardcore Harry
*Scorpion and Destruction go face to face in the middle of the ring. Destruction pointing to the hair of Scorpion, showing that it's on it's way
off the head off Scorpion. Harry comes up from behind Scorpion, looking to take advantage of the situation when Scorpion turns around and catches Hardcore Harry with a right hand! More rights to the head of Harry, sends him back into the corner. Scorpion puts a few stomps in there before taking a step back and driving the shoulders into the stomach of Harry. A few more and Scorpion steps back, grabbing Harry by the hair. Scorpion drags him out to the middle of the ring, locks him up and delivers a devastating belly to belly suplex! Scorpion rolls over and is mounted on the chest of Harry, driving more rights into his forehead! Destruction counts to five and tells Scorpion to break the hold. Scorpion gets up and gets right into the face of Destruction. Destruction backs away into the ropes and Scorpion turns back to Harry who is stumbling back to his feet. Scorpion locks his hands around the waist of Harry and delivers a huge German Suplex! Scorpion follows through into a cover 1,2 Harry kicks out.*
King: Destruction was only doing his job
*Scorpion, grabs Harry by the back of the head, bringing him to his feet. Scorpion sends Harry into the ropes and when he comes back, takes him down with an Xtreme Neck breaker! Scorpion into the cover again 1,2 Harry kicks out once more, Destruction calling it right down the middle thus far. Scorpion gets up and tries arguing the call, saying it was a three but Destruction stand his ground, calling it a two count. Harry staggering to his knees at this point when Scorpion turns around and connects with a right hand to Harry, sending him right back down to the mat. Scorpion waits for Harry to get to his knees once again, when another right hand sends Harry back down once again. Harry sits upright against the ropes, and reaches up, clinging to the top, pulling himself back up to his feet. Harry begins backing away off the ropes, and walks right into a Scorpion Death Drop from Scorpion. Scorpion goes right into the cover, but Destruction gives a slow count 1......2.......Harry gets the shoulder up. Destruction gets up and begins to slowly move his arm, seemingly wincing in pain as though he's hurt his shoulder. Scorpion gets up and gets in the face of Destruction, questioning the slow count and in Destructions defense, he claims he's got a sore shoulder.*
King: I saw him injury himself while lifting weights.
Cole: Hes faking it!
King: No hes not, I saw it.
*Scorpion turns around and Harry is charging towards him. Scorpion catches him and drops him with a spine buster! Scorpion hangs on to the legs of Harry and turns him over for a Scorpion Death Lock! Harry screams in pain as Destruction gets down asking him if he gives. Harry hangs on but suddenly Destruction turns away, holding his eye, going over to the end of the ring closest to the time keepers table and asking for some water. With Destruction turned around, Harry begins tapping! Scorpion lets go of the hold, Destruction washing out his eye when Scorpion shoves Destruction into the corner! Destruction shoves Scorpion back and can be heard yelling "There's something in my eye" Scorpion looks ready to strike when Harry rolls him up. Destruction a fast count 1,2 Scorpion just rolls through.*
King: Its healed! Halleluiah!
Cole: King, youre an idiot.
*Scorpion quick to his feet and puts a few boots to the rib cage of Harry before dropping a knee. Scorpion grabs Harry by the back of the head leaning him up against the turnbuckle. Scorpion strikes with a few right hands before sending Harry across into the far corner. Scorpion follows it up with a Stinger Splash! Harry staggers out of the corner and falls right down to the mat, face first he lays. Scorpion rolls him over and another slow count from Destruction 1........Scorpion jumps off of Harry and looks down at Destruction. Destruction gets up and begins questioning Scorpion about getting up. He begins to count with his hands one two three, showing Scorpion had the match won when Scorpion connects with a right hand to Destruction! Scorpion fires back with a few more rights, sending Destruction into the corner. Scorpion connects with a few more rights before sending Destruction across into the far corner. Scorpion looks to follow it with the Scorpion Splash but as he's charging towards Destruction, Harry comes from the side and connects with a boot to the head of Scorpion!*
Cole: My god!
King: Thats what happens when you attack the referee.
*Scorpion hits the mat and Destruction immediately mounts the chest of Scorpion, driving right hands of his own into the forehead of Scorpion, payback for the rights inflicted upon him moments ago. Destruction gets off of Scorpion and tells Harry to get on him. Harry lets Scorpion begin crawling to his feet before hooking Scorpion and connecting with a gut wrench suplex. Destruction tells Harry to stay on him as he goes to the outside. Harry picks up Scorpion and places him on the top turnbuckle. Harry with a few right hands to Scorpion, making he stays there before climbing to the middle of the rope. Harry hooks Scorpion before stepping onto the top turnbuckle and coming down with a superplex! Scorpion jolts up arching his back and letting out a bit of a shrill before laying back down, Harry sits up. Destruction slides into the ring and he has a steel chair in his hands. Destruction hands Harry the chair and tells Harry to hit Scorpion with it. Harry mentions disqualification when with such perfect timing, Tylene gets on to the ring apron. Destruction becomes "distracted" and begins engaging in a conversation with her. Harry stalks Scorpion with the chair, waiting for him to get to his feet. Scorpion gets up and Harry strikes with a sudden thud, cracking the chair over the skull of Scorpion. Scorpion lay on the mat, busted open as Tylene says her good byes and jumps down from the apron. Destruction turns around and sees Scorpion down bloodied, and very arrogantly shrugs his shoulder and asks Harry what just happened. Harry shrugs his shoulders as if to say he has no idea as both men laugh and Harry goes for the cover. 1...2...Scorpion just kicks out!*
Cole: Scorpion wont go down!
*The crowd burst with cheers, Destruction and Harry with a shocked look on their faces. Destruction tells Harry to pin him again. Harry goes for the cover, Destruction with a fast count 1,2, Scorpion just gets the shoulder up! Harry mounts Scorpion but Scorpion is first to strike with right hands! Harry is knocked off of Scorpion and Scorpion gets to his feet. Scorpion, going right after Harry, back into the corner, punches and boots to Harry. Scorpion steps back a few feet and Destruction from behind, a neckbreaker to Scorpion, sending him right back down to the mat, stopping the momentum of Scorpion dead in his tracks. Harry, stalking Scorpion, waiting for him to get to his feet and when he does, locks his hands on the shoulders of Scorpion, picks him up, the running choke bomb! Harry and Destruction nod to one another, this ones over. Harry into the cover 1...2...Scorpion kicks out again! Destruction pounds on the mat in frustration and shoves Harry away, telling him that he's gonna do it on his own. Destruction picks up Scorpion and connects with a boot to the gut. Destruction hooks the arms of Scorpion and begins calling for the Eve of Destruction. Scorpion breaks the hook of the arms and flips Destruction over his back!*
Cole: What do you call that King?
King: Huh? I missed it.
*Scorpion runs through and connects with a clothesline to Harry, taking him off his feet, he then turns to Destruction and takes him over the top and to the outside with a clothesline of his own! Harry turns around and Scorpion picks him up, dropping him with the Deliverance! Harry looks out cold as Scorpion turns back to Destruction, checking to see if he has a referee but when he turns he catches a sledgehammer to the head! Scorpion, already busted open from early, has the wound attacked with a sledgehammer from Destruction that he picked up from behind the ring steps after Scorpion clothesline him to the outside. Destruction drags Harry on top of Scorpion and makes the count 1...2...3!*
Winner: Hardcore Harry
Cole: What a win!
King: HARRY, HARRY, HAIRY!
*Destruction grabs the sledgehammer and immediately exits with Tylene, leaving as soon as he can. Harry and Scorpion are down in the ring. Harry rolls to the outside and follows fellow Mongo Corp. member, Destruction out, leaving Scorpion out cold in the middle of the ring.*
Cole: Xtreme Impact, Destruction vs. Scorpion, Commissionership vs. Hair, XWF Title vs. WWO Title!
*Diamond is seen walking backstage, as the crowd roars in approval. He is without the rest of the Triple Entente and takes a sip out of his water bottle. As he opens the door to his locker room, he is met by a super kick from Chris Williams!*
Huh? Huh? Whats that? You stupid little [bleep]!
*Williams whips Diamond into the wall, and throws him back down to the floor, causing a huge gush of blood from the forehead. Williams pushes everything off of a table top, and pulls it closer to him and his victim. He takes a ladder off a rack on a wall, and sets it up near.*
Youve got passion, youve got this, youve got that. What you dont got is talent jobber!
*Williams meets Diamond with a right hand and drags his body over to the ladder. He puts him over one shoulder and climbs up the ladder step by step. He reaches the top, about half an inch away from the ceiling, and drills Diamond to the ground with the Downfall! Diamond lay in the middle of the broken table, as Williams looks at him, elevated at 15 feet higher. He gets a sour look on his face, and then spits out a wad of spit landing onto Diamonds face. He laughs and hops off the ladder, walking away proud of what hes just done.*
Cole: What the?
*The pyros explode and out comes Death to Nobody Likes You by Limp Bizkit. He poses in the ring and then gives the middle finger salute.*
Cole: Here comes Death in his return to XHF!
*The lights fade down into a lowly dim lit light, and the arena grows quiet. All of a sudden, the slow and sullen rifts of "Metro" by System Of A Down hits the XtremeTron, and Reak's XtremeTron begins playing, while the crowd begins jeering the veteran XHF Superstar. He walks to the edge of the stage, where the ramp begins, as his traditional smoke fills the stage. He throws his hands up in the air, as two white pyros shoot up into the air, and the music picks up. He then walks down the ring, and climbs up the stairs, walking along the apron, until he bends down under the top rope, and steps into the ring. He simply stares at the crowd, as he stands there in pure silence.*
King: Its Reak!
Hardcore Match
Reak vs. Death
*Reak starts by charging into a drop toe hold. Death waits for him to stand and hits a few quick kicks and then clotheslines him over the top. Reak comes right back in and spears Death. They start brawling on the floor punching each other and knocking each other senseless. The ref breaks it up. They stand and grapple. Reak hits a belly to belly suplex. Death rolls to his feet and hits a spinebuster. Both men look at each other and grapple. They go back and forth until finally Death hits a kick and a neckbreaker. He starts stomping on Reak. He picks up Reak and goes up top. He leaps for a double axe handle but Reak leaps and dropkicks him in the chest on the way down. Death rolls out of the ring. Reak taunts then goes up top. He calls for Death to stand and when he does he hits a massive top rope asai moonsault.*
Cole: This rules.
*Reak picks up Death and whips him into the barricade. He then sends repeated shoulders to the gut while still against the barricade. Death finally gets away. Reak taunts but Death gets a steel chair. Reak laughs and goes after him but Death turns and cracks the chair on Reaks head. Reak falls to the floor. Death grabs him and tosses him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. He starts bouncing Reaks head off the top of the steps. Reak is busted open. He grabs the chair. He calls for a sandwich. He goes to crush Reaks head between the steps and the chair but Reak rolls off and the char hits the steps crushing the fingers of Death. He drops the chair and walks away grabbing them. Reak slowly stands up on the barricade. Death looks at him and charges. He hits a diving clothesline and they both go into the stands.*
King: Into the stands!
Cole: This is brutal!
*Reak is crawling up the steps as Death stands. Death catches up and starts kicking him in the back. He picks him up and tosses him through a door to the lobby. Reak rolls and runs behind a large trunk. Death follows but is greeted with an inverted DDT. Both men are down. Reak is the first up. He walks over to a trash can and grabs it. He dumps the contents on Death. He then cracks the can on Deaths face. He shoves Death inside. He then rolls it to the stands and pushes it. It rolls down the ramp and smashes into the barricade. Death crawls out hurt. Reak laughs and ducks into the lobby. He is not seen. Death stands and groggily chases. He keeps looking. When he gets to the back Reak opens a door into his face. He walks out but his right side is still behind the door. Death slowly stands and Reak reveals a sledgehammer. He swings like a bat and cracks Deaths skull. He hits him in the chest a few times and tosses it. He picks him up and hits a Reaktion. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Reak
Cole: Reak wins!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Hatebreed themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Your reign of terror is coming to an end,
And all your victims' pain will be avenged,
Taker of innocence, I want your demise,
Tear you apart for the unspeakable things you tried to hide..
I fucking hate you,
Every bone in my body will ache,
`Till I destroy everything you love,
And fill your life with their pain..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on its feet as the chorus of "A Call For Blood" by Hatebreed hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...*
Cole: Its Rage! Hes back!
*The crowd rises to its feet and fills the arena with cheers as "Learn to Hate" by Silverchair plays over the PA. The words, "Are you ready for the pain?" then appear in white on the XtremeTron and quickly fade and are replaced by the words, "Embrace your hatred" which quickly fade into some of Stevo's greatest accomplishments such as his winning of the Phoenix Title, hitting a psykotic senton from on top of a ladder over 18 feet above one of his opponents, and a successful performance of his psyklone kick. The last image that appears on the video is that of Psyko Stevo holding the Phoenix Title in the air as he spits blood up from his insides onto fans at ringside. As the promo video comes to a halt we see Stevo making his way up the ring steps. He staggers out of the backstage area with a borderline psychotic grin on his face and pauses at the top of the ramp to laugh at the fans that cheer him. Stevo then proceeds down the ramp, laughing at the fans and taunting them the whole way down, Stevo then stops at the top of the steel steps and looks out into the arena with contempt at his legions of fans, he then slaps himself in the face twice before entering the ring and awaiting the start of the match.*
King: Its Stevo! He gets a shot at the Phoenix Champ after Xtreme Impact!
Psyko Stevo vs. Rage
*The bell rings. They start by circling each other in the ring. Rage starts by moving in and throwing a right hand. Stevo returns fire. They trade off until Rage hits a kick to the gut and a bionic elbow. Stevo stands up and they trade punches and Rage this time hits a Head and Arm Suplex. Stevo stands into a clothesline. Rage begins stomping his head. He picks up Stevo and whips him to the corner. He charges in but Stevo lifts the boot. He goes to the middle rope and hits a high cross body block. Now Stevo begins stomping Rage. Rage rolls and goes to one knee. Stevo charges but Rage gouges the eyes and hits a double leg takedown.*
Cole: Rage in control here in this match.
*Rage picks up Stevo and taunts him before hitting a DDT. He picks him up into a fall away slam. Rage taunts to the crowd. Stevo slowly pulls himself up on the ropes. Rage charges in and begins punching him in the face. Stevo slowly rises and begins blocking them. He tries an Irish Whip but Rage reverses and whips him off the ropes. Stevo ducks a clothesline and on the return hits a spear. Both men are down. The ref starts a ten count. 1, 2, 3, no movement. 4, Rage rolls over to the ropes. 5, Stevo slowly pushes up on his arms as Rage pulls up on the ropes. 6, Rage is up and Stevo is on his hands and knees. Rage slowly moves to him and punts him in the ribs. Stevo rolls over and then under the ropes. Rage follows. He slides out of the ring. Stevo crawls to the other side and rolls in. Rage follows and an elbow drop greets when he rolls in. Stevo pulls Rage to his feet and starts punching him in the face, he backs Rage to a corner. He lands four knife edge chops to Rage. Then he backs up and hits a Psyklops.*
King: GO Stevo!
*Stevo stumbles and goes to the other corner. Rage stands up but is greeted by Stevo hitting a clothesline. He picks up Rage. Rage hits an eye gouge. He punches Stevo and goes for an Irish Whip. Stevo instead of bouncing leaps onto the second rope and comes off with a Psyklone. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . foot on the ropes. Stevo now grabs that leg and starts kicking it. He hits an elbow drop on it not once, but twice. He now locks in a spinning toe hold. Rage screams in pain.*
King: Tap Rage!
Cole: Stay out of it.
*Stevo breaks the hold and pulls his leg out between the middle and lower ropes. He goes on top of the third rope and hits a double stomp on the leg. Stevo slides into the ring as Rage rolls into the center of the ring in extreme pain. Stevo laughs evilly. He goes up top and taunts the fans. He then connects with a Psykotic Senton! 1 . . . 2 . . .3!*
Winner: Psyko Stevo
Cole: Stevo looks strong going into Gastro.
*The guitar riffs to I Am by Godsmack are heard playing over the PA, the lights begin to fade, as the fans await the arrival of Wraith. They are barely seen at a platform, near the center of the first part of the seats. The fans near them start getting up to greet them, as Wraith starts high-fiving them, with Tara carrying the kendo stick. Wraith begins reaching in his pockets, for something, as the fans are screaming his name. He pulls out cans of beer, passing them out to the fans, all the way down to the bottom, if he gets a good enough throw in. They start making their way down the aisle, pacing themselves slowly, so they can meet some of the fans, with the music still blaring out. Wraith stops in the middle, as a fan moving out of his chair, with Wraith stepping up on it, and with the chair in front of the chair he stands on, he places his right foot in front, and holding the kendo stick, he starts cracking it over his head. Guitar riffs now start playing, as Wraith increases the amount of strength he puts in the hits, as the crack gets louder. Wraith starts making his way, quicker down to the ring, grabbing the Budweiser carrier from the seller, he puts the strap around his neck, and hands five $100 bills to the guy, and starts passing out the Budweisers. He finishes tossing out the cans, and throws the carrier on the ground, as Tara carries the half broken kendo stick down to the ring, with Tara reaching the barricade first, she jumps over it, followed by Wraith. Wraith slides in the ring first, and holds the ropes down for Tara, as she hands him the kendo stick, he quickly gets on the 2nd turnbuckle, and smashing the kendo stick across his head a few more times, till it breaks, to psych himself up, as he awaits for the bell to ring.*
Cole: Here is the challenger, Wraith.
*"Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp flaunting his titles as people yell things and flip him off. Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes as the crowd continues to boo. He then hops off the ropes and walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
King: Was good while it lasted.
Winner is entered into the Eight Man Elimination Match
Wraith vs. Lance Storm
*Strom and Wraith start by circling the ring. Wraith goes to kick him but Storm reverses into a Canadian Mapleleaf. Wraith easily rolls over and kicks him off. He hits a few punches and goes for a superkick . . . back into the Mapleleaf. Wraith again rolls through and kicks Storm off. He kicks him in the face and goes for a mule kick but again . . . into the Mapleleaf. He just looks mad and grabs the ropes. He stands up and starts firing jabs at Storm. He hits a suplex.*
Cole: That stupid half crab protected him from a few simple kicks but did nothing!
King: Its the Canadian Mapleleaf Cole!!
*Storm stands into a clothesline. Wraith stomps him. He picks him up and whips him into the corner and runs in with a body splash. He hits a Dangerous DDT. Storm is already out of it. Wraith goes for a Painkiller and connects. As he goes for a pin Apollyon enters and hits him with a chair on the back. The ref calls for the bell.*
Winner by DQ: Wraith
*Apollyon continues to hit Wraith and then hits a Super Darkside Bomb. He exits laughing*
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out with the European Title around his waist and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and takes off his title and raises both his arms, with his right holding the European Title, after about a few seconds GD gets down and hands the title to the ref.*
Cole: Gravedigger could be double champion after Gastro.
King: After Gastro he wont be champion.
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
King: Love you Mongo!
Gravedigger vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*Mongo and Gravedigger walk up to each other in the center of the ring, as the crowd is on their feet waiting for this match. The referee is between the two, explaining the rules to the match. Mongo and Gravedigger show no emotion towards one another, as the referee calls for the bell, and it rings. Mongo takes a step back and he and Gravedigger tie up, getting behind Gravedigger with a waistlock. Mongo lifts Gravedigger up and turns him around, slamming his body into the mat, and then turning applying a front facelock to Gravedigger. Gravedigger is on his knees and then pushes himself up, but Mongo has the strength advantage as he keeps Gravedigger down. Mongo is looking around the arena, as Gravedigger tries hard to get out of this move. Gravedigger begins to send fists into the rib area of Mongo and Mongo roars in pain, but keeps the move locked in. Gravedigger finally begins to gain something, as hes climbing up to his feet, with Mongo still holding him in the front facelock. Gravedigger wraps his arm around the stomach and runs to the turnbuckle, driving his shoulder into Mongos stomach. Gravedigger seems to be in control, until a huge forearm into the back of Gravedigger, sending him to his knees. Mongo slowly walks backwards to the second rope, and then grabs the head of Gravedigger. Gravedigger is lifted to his feet, which then gets a burst of energy and punches Mongo in the face. Mongo releases Gravedigger and sits on the third turnbuckle, as Gravedigger begins to climb up, sending fists into the head of Mongo. Gravedigger goes for his tenth punch, but Mongo pushes him off sending him to the ground. Gravedigger falls back first to the mat and Mongo stands on the middle rope, and then leaps off going for a body splash! Mongo is about to land on Gravedigger, but at the last second Gravedigger moves out of the way, with Mongo crashing into the mat! Mongo begins climbing to his feet holding on to his stomach, too distracted to see Gravedigger come from behind and backdrop Mongo to the mat! Mongo crashes the mat hard and Gravedigger makes the cover, but Mongo gets a shoulder up.*
Cole: Wow!
King: Sweet.
*Gravedigger stands up and sends boots into the chest of Mongo, crushing his sternum. Mongo begins to climb up to his feet, and Gravedigger grabs him by the hair, when suddenly Mongo pushes the referee and low blows Gravedigger! The referee doesnt see this and screams at Mongo, but the owner of the XHF screams back, as Gravedigger is on the floor in pain. Mongo grabs Gravedigger by the throat with both hands, and lifts him up and throws him into the nearest turnbuckle. Mongo sends huge boots into the stomach of Gravedigger, and then bends him over for a huge forearm into the upper back. Mongo once again applies the front facelock on Gravedigger, but this time places the arm of Gravedigger behind his neck. Mongo grabs the pants of Gravedigger and lifts him up, holding him for a suplex. Mongo holds Gravedigger in the air for a long while, as the crowd watches in awe. Some if not most of the blood goes to the head of Gravedigger, and Mongo suddenly circles the center of the ring with Gravedigger in position for a suplex! Mongo stops in the middle and takes a step forward and then falls, dropping Gravedigger with a huge stalling suplex! Mongo stands up strutting around the ring, and then cockily covers Gravedigger. Mongo counts with the referee, 1-2-kick out! Mongo jumps up to celebrate, but the celebration is cut short when the referee tells him he kicked out! Mongo goes crazy, and grabs the referee by the throat and throws him into the corner! Mongo begins to point the finger and scream at the referee, as Gravedigger slowly pushes himself to his feet behind the back of Mongo. Gravedigger is finally up to his feet after a few more screams from Mongo, and when Mongo turns around Gravedigger knocks him down with a superkick!*
King: Mongo!
Cole: Gravediggers got it!
*Gravedigger falls on top of Mongo and hooks the leg, and the referee makes the count, 1-2-kick out by Mongo! Gravedigger sits up and stares at the referee, but then goes to Mongo. Mongo is turned to his stomach, and Gravedigger grabs the waist of Mongo, and lifts him up to his feet. Gravedigger lifts Mongo up, and slams Mongo down with a german suplex. Gravedigger doesnt bridge the move, as he then turns to his feet. Gravedigger lifts Mongo up once again, and hits another german suplex! Once again Gravedigger holds on to the waistlock and gets to his feet, but this time Mongo reverses it, getting behind Gravedigger with the waistlock and hitting a german suplex of his own! Mongo doesnt release the waistlock again and stands up, and throws Gravedigger, having him flip and land on his stomach with a huge release german suplex!*
King: Holy shit!
*Gravedigger bounces to his back, almost unconscious. Mongo crawls to Gravedigger and covers him, 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger! Mongo sits up on his knees and yells in anger, not knowing what will keep Gravedigger down. Mongo punches the mat in a burst of anger and then stands up, and picks Gravedigger up. Gravedigger is set between the legs of Mongo, who is then lifted up to Mongos shoulder. Mongo runs to the ropes going for an Xtreme Bomb, but before he is thrown Gravedigger slides off and rolls Mongo up! 1-2-kick out by Mongo! Gravedigger gets up, and Mongo tries to get up, but gets buried with forearm shots to the back. Gravedigger lifts Mongo up and with all his strength holds him with a powerslam, but then swings him and slams him down into the mat with the Overdrive! Gravedigger doesnt make the cover, as he gets up and walks to the ropes. He walks to the turnbuckle and climbs up, all the way to the top. Gravedigger waits for Mongo to climb to his feet, as the XHF owner slowly does. Once Mongo makes it all the way to his feet, Gravedigger flies off the top rope, connecting with a missile dropkick! Mongo falls to the floor, as Gravedigger is pumping up the crowd.*
King: Come on Mongo
Cole: Gravedigger could possibly be setting Gravedigger up for the Sky High.
*Mongo slowly begins to climb to his feet as Gravedigger taunts for the Sky High, when Platinum runs down the ramp! Platinum leaps on the apron and begins to argue with the referee, until Gravedigger comes and clocks Platinum down with a right hand! Gravedigger begins to scream at Platinum, when all of a sudden Mongo punches Gravedigger in the back and applies a reverse front facelock. He lifts Gravedigger around and hits the Xtreme Drop! Mongo hooks the leg, 1-2-3!*
Winner: Mongo The Destroyer
Cole: Mongo steals a victory dammit.
*Platinum slides into the ring and begins to stomp on Gravedigger, when all of a sudden Dagger runs down the ramp and slides into the ring! Kicks connect with Platinum, when all of a sudden Dagger is clotheslined from behind by Mongo. Dagger falls to her knees, when Mongo grabs her by the throat and lifts her up, slamming her down with a huge chokeslam! Dagger literally bounces off the mat, as Mongo looks down at her. He stares at the crowd and places his boot into her face, holding his arms up in victory.*
King: I love you Mongo!
Cole: Mongo did a great job, fought that match like it was his last.
*Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges with the XHF Title draped over his shoulder. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he tosses the XHF Title into the ring then climbs in himself as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans*
Cole: This is Rats first match in I dont know how long.
King: So hes ready for Sunday. Excellent!
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Grace Personified with Annette through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his long trench coat and sunglasses. They continue to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified! Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring. Annette comes from behind and takes off Charlies trench coat and sunglasses, revealing his wrestling attire.*
Cole: OhCharlie Velez vs. Venom on Gastro!
King: Should be another classic.
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Cole: U.S Championand maybe after SundayXHF Champion.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
King: Charlie is going to destroy Venom on Gastro.
*The opening riffs of "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out. The arena's lights begin flashing sporadically as the bass thumps of Sink Into The Underground by CKY begin playing. The two commonly known to the world as "The Naturals" walk out to grace the crowd. Mikey walks to the edge of the ramp, raising his arms in the air, while Ricky walks to the opposite side, standing there flexing his muscles. He raises one arm towards the ramp, while Mikey raises another, and they both swing their arms down simultaneously, two pyros in the center of the stage exploding soon after. Mikey and Ricky both come together, giving each other high fives, as they turn to walk down the ramp. They both slide into the ring, Ricky coming to his feet spinning in the glamour of all the camera flashes, with Mikey jumping on the second rope, running his fingers through his hair and pointing to a lady in the front row of the crowd. He shoots her a wink, and then jumps down as their music begins to fade out.*
Cole: Now Diamond is my pick for Sunday.
King: Bah, youre dumb.
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
Cole: Where have these guys been?
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke and through it all walks Reeshi as the Burn to Burn is now into high gear. Reeshi is greeted with a mix reaction from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp, reaching the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms into the air, showboating to the fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring.*
King: Reeshi!
Rat Bastard and Grace Personified vs. The Energy Chris Williams and The Kinetic Power Trip vs. The Triple Entente vs. The Kinetic Kollision Killers and Reeshi
*All four teams talk strategy in their own respective corners, until xXx runs down and slides into the ring! They both attack The Kinetic Power Trip, and the Naturals, Kinetic Kollision Killers and Grace Personified joins in! Reeshi, Rat Bastard, Chris Williams dont seem to want to waste anytime, as they join in to make one huge brawl! Reeshi knocks Diamond to the outside with a clothesline and then follows, as Rat Bastard begins to send forearm shots into the body of Chris Williams. Rat chops Williams in the chest and then grabs him and proceeds to lift him up and spin him for a spinebuster, but Chris Williams reverses it into a tornado DDT! Williams looks at Rat and then the top turnbuckle and leaps onto it, and hits the Drop To Zero! As the KKK, xXx, The Naturals and Grace Personified continue to attack The Kinetic Power Trip, the Almighty Dragons and Dark Parade emerge from the back and into the ring! Fury turns around, and gets knocked down with a spear from The Scarecrow, and Christopher Daniels also turns around to see whats going on, and gets knocked down with a lariat courtesy of BITCH Dragon!*
Cole: LARITOOO!!
King: This has gone crazy!
*On the outside Reeshi continues to assault Diamond, until Diamond gives him a low blow. Reeshi bends over in pain, and Diamond grabs him and throws him into the ring steps! Reeshis shoulder smashes into the ring steps, and Diamond takes advantage of it by stomping it the injured shoulder. Chris Williams sits Rat Bastard in a corner and chokes him with his boot, as GIZMO Dragon and The Xtreme Warrior seem to be squaring off with one another. GIZMO gives The Xtreme Warrior a mule kick to knock him to his knees, and GIZMO then tries to go for the Shinning Wizard, but The Xtreme Warrior ducks and gets behind GIZMO and hits the Ominous Forward Flapjack! The Pumpkin and Renegade trade blows, as Charlie is choking Venom with his boot. Renegade knees The Pumpkin in the stomach, and sets him between his legs. Renegade makes an inappropriate gesture to the crowd, which gives The Pumpkin enough time to get out between Renegades legs and grab him in a facelock, and runs to the second turnbuckle and flips off, hitting the Afterparty! Diamond grabs Reeshi in a front facelock, and DDTs Reeshi to the padding! Reeshi falls flat to his back, as Diamond has a sadistic look on his face as he goes for a steel chair. He pushes the ring announcer out of the way and folds the chair and lifts it up. Diamond walks over to Reeshi and mocks him, but suddenly Chris Williams jumps over the ropes and dropkicks the chair into the face of Diamond!*
King: Holy shit!
Cole: This is out of control.
*Daniels is being forearmed in his back by BITCH Dragon, who gets behind the back of Daniels and goes for the Backdrop Driver, but Daniels flips over and lands on his feet. BITCH turns around and Daniels lifts him up to his shoulders, and connects with The Last Rites! Chaos continues to reign around the ring area, as Rat has gone out side and continues to beat on Reeshi. After each shot Reeshi falls to his knees, while trying to climb to his feet. Rat finally allows Reeshi to get to his feet, only to grab his arm and lock him into the Rat Trap! The Naturals double team Decoy, as Ricky Vespucci grabs Decoy in a front facelock, and tells Mikey Henderson to climb to the top. Mikey goes to the apron and climbs up to the top, as Ricky lifts Decoy up, and hits the Dull Breaker! Once Ricky takes a step back from Decoy Mikey flies off the top rope, connecting with an elbow drop onto Decoys throat! Charlie Velez grabs Venom by the hair and begins screaming at him, and then lifts him up to his feet. Charlie lifts Venom up in a bodyslam, but slides him in position like a reverse piledriver. Charlie steps forward with one foot, and then the next setting Venom up for the Casualty To Society II! Charlie walks around in a circle, only for Stone Sour to come from behind and grab the waist of Charlie and hit a german suplex! Venom lands on his feet from the position and then drops to his knees, hitting a tombstone piledriver on Charlie!*
Cole: Excellent!
*Venom sits over Charlie, only for Fury to clothesline Venom from behind. On the outside Reeshi is still locked in the Rat Trap, when suddenly Chris Williams runs and hits Rat Bastard in the back of the head with the XHF Championship! Rat falls face first to the padding holding his head, as Chris Williams holds the XHF Championship up in the air. Diamond suddenly is seen with a bloody face, and a steel chair in his hand! He waits for Williams to turn around, and once he does Diamond clocks him over the head with a steel chair! Chris Williams fall to his back on impact, dropping the XHF title. Diamond throws the chair down, looking at his three opponents for Xtreme Impact. Diamond grabs the XHF Championship and holds it up in the air.*
King: Could this be the result for Sunday?
Cole: Theres only one way to find out, and thats by watching Xtreme Impact this Sunday night!
*Terminal Velocity fades.*
: Yeah, its time
*Mongo looks up at the camera*
: Well, as I have been informed by my staff, in accordance to XHF regulations, a title must be defended at least once within 30 days or it will be vacated. And unfortunately for Lance Storm and Mongo Corp. its been over 30 days since the X*Crown has been defended, sorry Lance, I tried to hold them off, but I have to do it. As of right now, I am officially stripping Lance Storm of the X*Crown. To crown a new X*Crown champion, there shall be a eight man elimination match at the Gastro after Xtreme Impact. Gravedigger, the winner of Lance Storm vs. Wraith, Platinum, the last three in the Xtreme Impact main event, Destruction and Scorpion.
*Mongo looks at the floor, then looks back up*
: And Gravedigger, Im going to kick your ass at Terminal Velocity, I dont have time to tell you how, but I will, youll see.ok.
*The opening sounds to "Not Meant for Me" by Wayne Static hits as the lights shut off. When all the guitars come in, the pyro bursts from the side of the ramp as the lights come back on. JJ then comes out to the stage and stands there, staring at the crowd. JJ then walks down to the ring, slides in, goes to one the corners furthest from the ramp and sits down, waiting for his opponent to make it to the ring.*
Cole: What HUGE news from Mongo!
King: Think of what eight people will be fighting for at Gastro!
*Ima Dreamer hits as Dominique walks out, she stops at the stage and waits. The lights go out and on the XtremeTron appears in flaming letters "THE FIRE STILL BURNS, YOUR DECIMATION IS AT HAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!. A lightning bolt then hits the top of the stage and KroniK blasts over the PA and Apollyon walks out wearing a long black leather cape, a black towel over his head and his XHR Title, he puts his arms around the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique and kisses her, they then make there way to the ring where Dominique takes the XHR Title off from around Apollyons waist and holds it high in the air while Apollyon stops at the top of the steps, he raises his arms and the lights come back on, he then climbs through the ropes and gets down on one knee, he raises one arm in the air (Like Taker used to do) as Dominique stands behind him holding up the retired XHR Title as flames shoot out of the four turnbuckle posts.*
Cole: Man, he hats his brother.
King: But hes HARDCORE.
*The lights dim as lighters begin to illuminate the arena and the fans wait in anticipation. "The Fire Still Burns" is displayed up on the Xtreme-Tron as pyro explodes from the stage and "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play over the PA. Kane emerges from behind the curtain with his eyes dead set on the ring as the crowd pops for his arrival. He makes his way down the ramp seemingly completely oblivious of the crowd's response as he grows closer to the ring. Kane steps up onto the apron and then over the top rope, he stands in the center of the ring and slowly raises his arms into the air and then thrusts them down, igniting a blast of pyro from each corner post as his music slowly dies down.*
King: Kane looks like Mr. X.
Cole: And Apollyon.
*The arena goes pitch black, sending the fans into total darkness as a light fog begins to creeps over the ground. The arena as the XtremeTron lights start flashing in a strobe-like fashion and the haunting keyboard riffs of Lacuna Coil's "Heaven's A Lie" are heard. The words "Open your eyes. Open your mouths. Close your hands and make a fist." appear on the XtremeTron. The arena lights start moving in a random motion of colors. "The Forgotten" Suicidal Youth walks out on stage, black reverse baseball cap on his head, black jacket, and a dark red flannel tied around his waist. He stops and looks toward the crowd in a menacing fashion. Suicidal Youth then holds his arms out in a crucifix-like motion. He puts his arms down and makes his way to the ring. He slides under the ropes, gets up, and steps onto the middle rope, proceeding to raise his hand in a fist to a mixed chorus of cheers and boos. He gets off the ropes, throws the flannel, jacket and hat out of the ring, and sits on the middle rope, waiting for his opponent.*
Cole: Go new guy!
King: I concur.
*Journey's Any Way You Want It Blasts as mini Bong-Hoe, walks out with a big smile and waves to the booing fans, he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring*
King: Bong-Hoe!
*"When Worlds Collide" plays over the PA system as Perry Saturn comes down to the ring wearing black fuzzy gargoyle wings. He gets in the ring and goes to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and taunts to the ground. He takes off his wings and throws 'em to one of the ring crew and waits for his opponent to come out.*
Cole: Why did Saturn call Tom Essa Rios?
King: Hes a druggy, thats why.
*"Tomorrow Never Knows" blasts as Lazor-Tron, the future CWF Champion, and Mini-Tron make their way down the ramp.*
Cole: Midgets and a man from the future!
King: Only in the XHF!
*The People That We Love by Bush hits and all the lights turn Dark Blue. When Tom turns up on the ramp a burst of fireworks go off and the lights go normal again. In the ring dark red strobe lights are flashing. Tom gets into the ring, climbs the buckle and raises one arm. He then gets down and sites on the top rope.*
Cole: Looks like a fight has already happened.
Hardcore Battle Royal
Apollyon vs. The Tortured Soul Suicidal Youth vs. Torturous Tom vs. JJ vs. Perry Saturn vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Mini-Tron vs. Lazor Tron vs. Bongo vs. Mini Man-Go vs. Kane
*By the time that Tom is down to the ring, the referee is sliding out the ring, and letting all the combatants go at it, and an automatic brawl ensues. Tom prepares to slide into the ring, before Tommy Dreamer pulls him out from behind and cracks him over the head with a kendo stick, and continues to hit him with repeated kendo stick shots, shouting out afterwards and turning around, raising the kendo stick in the air. He then turns around, to a spinning heel kick from The Suicidal Youth, sending the stick into his forehead. "The Forgotten One" climbs up on the barricade, and hits the Misery Ever After, onto Tommy Dreamer. He goes for the pin, and the referee begins counting, until Tom cracks Suicidal Youth in his back with a steel chair, causing him to roll off of Tom with pain. Tom swings at Youth again, but it doesn't connect this time, because Youth rolls to the side and to his feet, sweeping Tom off his feet in one quick kick to Tom's left calf. The chair hits the floor, and Youth gets a sadistic look on his face, as he picks it up, and connects to Tom's ribs with another sickening thud. He continues this abuse as the camera turns to the ring.*
Cole: My god!
King: Sick.
*JJ and Kane are going at it, until JJ gets knocked back to the ropes. JJ goes to kick Kane in the stomach, and pulls him into a powerbomb, which thuds against the mat sickeningly. As JJ goes to pin him, Kane sits up, grabbing JJ by the throat. This is when Kane stands up and picks JJ up into the air, only for JJ to reverse and slip out of Kane's grasp, landing on the apron. Kane then punches JJ in his face, directly. This is the kinda punch that sends JJ's head recoiling, and by the time he gets his senses back, Kane is on the apron with him, grabbing him by the throat, and chokeslamming him to the outside of the ring. With an apron that's four feet above ground, and a man who's six feet tall and a reach of seven feet, that's an eleven foot drop. JJ is out cold, as Kane hops down, and makes the easy pin to eliminate JJ.*
Eliminated: JJ
Cole: And JJ is gone!
*Meanwhile, Suicidal Youth has been interrupted from his beating on Torturous Tom, as Dreamer has hit him with an inverted DDT onto the ramp way, but before the ref can notice that Dreamer's pinning him, Torturous Tom hits a quick moonsault off the barricade, onto the two, and all three lie out cold. Mini-Bong-Hoe slides out the ring, and runs over to Dreamer, and rolls him over, getting the three count.*
Eliminated: Tommy Dreamer
Cole: And Dreamer!
King: People are dropping like flies!
*Then, all of a sudden, Mini-Laser Tron runs up behind Mini-Bong-Hoe, and hits MBH with a quick elbow to the back of his head, followed up with a kick to the midsection, and hits the Mini Edge Of Space, onto the steel grate of the ramp! Who says midgets can't wrestle, as Mini-Tron goes for the pin, and picks up the three count!*
Eliminated: Mini-Bong-Hoe
King: Told you.
*Perry Saturn runs up behind Laser, and pulls him into a powerbomb position, as the crowd boos. As Perry Saturn picks him up, the crowd begins cheering, because Laser Tron is baseball sliding towards Saturn. As he kicks Saturn from behind, taking out his legs, Tron jumps forward, and lands on his knees, scurrying underneath the mat.*
Cole: Go Tron.
King: Woo.
*Laser Tron picks up Perry, and begins wailing away on him. He then irish whips Perry from one side of the ramp to the other, letting him crash against the unforgiving ramp way barricade/gate. He then begins kicking Perry repeatedly, until he ends up stomping a mudhole in his ass. He's not appreciative of the abusing that Perry gave Mini-Tron. He then drops an elbow on to Perry, followed by another, and all of a sudden, the entire crowd begins beeping. That's when Tron begins signals for some odd move. Mini-Tron climbs from under the ring and runs towards Tron as Tron picks up Perry and lifts him in the air by the waist, and Tron-Tron and Mini-Tron connect with a 3D onto the ramp! They both fall into a double pin, and you can guess what comes next...*
Eliminated: Perry Saturn
King: Somethings coming next!
Cole: Saturns eliminated, thats whats next.
*Tom is going head to head with Youth, landing a quick DDT and hitting a standing moonsault, but Youth kicks out. Laser and Mini slide into the ring, and the two start going toe to toe with Apollyon and Kane, when both men simply kick the two, Apollyon hitting the Darkside Bomb on Laser Tron, putting him out for the three count. Kane chokeslams the hell out of Mini-Tron, and pins him. EMTs are out to the match picking up Mini-Tron as Laser Tron comes to his senses and escorts them out the arena. Youth is back on his feet, and dropkicks Tom over the barricade. Tom lands in a very unorthodox position, but comes up to his knees, drying to come back to his senses, when Youth leaps off the barricade and hits a dropkick right into Tom's head. He goes for the pin, and he's close enough to kick his feet up onto the barricade, which gains him a three count.*
Eliminated: Torturous Tom
King: Poor Tom.
*Youth is back to his feet, as he notices Kane and Apollyon going at it in the ring. Apollyon and Kane both grab each other by the throat, but they both simultaneously kick each other in the gut, causing them to bend over. This is when Youth springboards off the top rope, hitting a double Famasser! He goes to pin Kane, but Kane and Apollyon both sit up. They both grab Youth by the throat, pulling him up in a Double Chokeslam, but Youth kicks them both in the throat! They grab their throats and hit their knees, when Youth climbs to the top rope. He hits a hurricanrana on Kane, causing him to roll to the ropes, but still not get put down. Youth then hits a cross body on Kane that sends them both out the ring. Youth comes to his feet first, breathing rather heavily, when he picks up Kane. Kane shoves Youth right into Apollyon, who is now standing behind Youth. Apollyon turns Youth around and pulls him into the Darkside Bomb, pulling him up, but Youth reverses it into a Hurricanrana into the steel steps, busting Apollyon open!*
Cole: Oh my!
King: Wow.
*Youth then kicks Kane in the gut again, and throws him to the same steps, colliding him with the steps AND Apollyon! Youth then pulls up Apollyon into The Halocaust, until Mr. X hits him from behind, pulling him into the X'ed Out! He lands the move, and then pulls Kane onto Youth, as he slides into the ring. The ref counts, and then...*
Eliminated: Suicidal Youth
Cole: The final two!
*Kane comes to his feet first because of this, and slides into the ring, coming face to face with Mr. X. He then kicks Mr. X in the gut, and Chokeslams him! Mr. X is laid out, and Kane picks up his Hardcore Title, raising it in the air, until Apollyon comes back into the ring with a table. He attacks Kane from behind, taking him down with an inverted suplex. He then sets up the table in the corner, and then picks up Kane, pulling him to the turnbuckle. He sits on the turnbuckle, and pulls Kane up with him. He then pushes Kane down, and the next is obvious. DARKSIDE BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! He goes for the pin...*
Winner: Apollyon
King: Apollyon!
Cole: vs. Mr. X!
King and Cole: XTREME IMPACT.
*Apollyon gets up, and walks over to Mr. X who's getting up. Mr. X stares at him for a good minute, until Apollyon finally begins to kick and punch Mr. X. He then whips Mr. X to the turnbuckle and waits for Mr. X to stumble back, right into a second Apollyon Driver on top of Kane! He then picks up the Hardcore Title and poses with it, draping the title over Apollyon afterwards, and leaving the ring, passing EMT attendants.*
King: Sick.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck stands with her hands on her hips, watching him.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms up, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponent(s), as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
King: All referees should have hot chicks with them.
Cole: I concur. EAT THAT STEVE.
*The arena lights dim and the sounds of Godsmacks I Stand Alone fill the arena. Smoke covers the stage as the fans get on there feet and begin to cheer the name of the Peoples Champion Scorpion. The curtain is thrown aside and Scorpion appears through the smoke to a huge obviation from the crowd. Scorpion walks down the ramp pausing half way down as white lights flash through the arena as the sound of thunder echoes over the music at the same time. Scorpion continues to the ring and slides in.*
Cole: Scorpion has a shot to become commissioner, hold two World titles, and win the X*Crown!
King: Bastard.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
King: HARRY, HARRY, HAIRY!
Cole: Stupid.
Special Referee: Destruction
Scorpion vs. Hardcore Harry
*Scorpion and Destruction go face to face in the middle of the ring. Destruction pointing to the hair of Scorpion, showing that it's on it's way
off the head off Scorpion. Harry comes up from behind Scorpion, looking to take advantage of the situation when Scorpion turns around and catches Hardcore Harry with a right hand! More rights to the head of Harry, sends him back into the corner. Scorpion puts a few stomps in there before taking a step back and driving the shoulders into the stomach of Harry. A few more and Scorpion steps back, grabbing Harry by the hair. Scorpion drags him out to the middle of the ring, locks him up and delivers a devastating belly to belly suplex! Scorpion rolls over and is mounted on the chest of Harry, driving more rights into his forehead! Destruction counts to five and tells Scorpion to break the hold. Scorpion gets up and gets right into the face of Destruction. Destruction backs away into the ropes and Scorpion turns back to Harry who is stumbling back to his feet. Scorpion locks his hands around the waist of Harry and delivers a huge German Suplex! Scorpion follows through into a cover 1,2 Harry kicks out.*
King: Destruction was only doing his job
*Scorpion, grabs Harry by the back of the head, bringing him to his feet. Scorpion sends Harry into the ropes and when he comes back, takes him down with an Xtreme Neck breaker! Scorpion into the cover again 1,2 Harry kicks out once more, Destruction calling it right down the middle thus far. Scorpion gets up and tries arguing the call, saying it was a three but Destruction stand his ground, calling it a two count. Harry staggering to his knees at this point when Scorpion turns around and connects with a right hand to Harry, sending him right back down to the mat. Scorpion waits for Harry to get to his knees once again, when another right hand sends Harry back down once again. Harry sits upright against the ropes, and reaches up, clinging to the top, pulling himself back up to his feet. Harry begins backing away off the ropes, and walks right into a Scorpion Death Drop from Scorpion. Scorpion goes right into the cover, but Destruction gives a slow count 1......2.......Harry gets the shoulder up. Destruction gets up and begins to slowly move his arm, seemingly wincing in pain as though he's hurt his shoulder. Scorpion gets up and gets in the face of Destruction, questioning the slow count and in Destructions defense, he claims he's got a sore shoulder.*
King: I saw him injury himself while lifting weights.
Cole: Hes faking it!
King: No hes not, I saw it.
*Scorpion turns around and Harry is charging towards him. Scorpion catches him and drops him with a spine buster! Scorpion hangs on to the legs of Harry and turns him over for a Scorpion Death Lock! Harry screams in pain as Destruction gets down asking him if he gives. Harry hangs on but suddenly Destruction turns away, holding his eye, going over to the end of the ring closest to the time keepers table and asking for some water. With Destruction turned around, Harry begins tapping! Scorpion lets go of the hold, Destruction washing out his eye when Scorpion shoves Destruction into the corner! Destruction shoves Scorpion back and can be heard yelling "There's something in my eye" Scorpion looks ready to strike when Harry rolls him up. Destruction a fast count 1,2 Scorpion just rolls through.*
King: Its healed! Halleluiah!
Cole: King, youre an idiot.
*Scorpion quick to his feet and puts a few boots to the rib cage of Harry before dropping a knee. Scorpion grabs Harry by the back of the head leaning him up against the turnbuckle. Scorpion strikes with a few right hands before sending Harry across into the far corner. Scorpion follows it up with a Stinger Splash! Harry staggers out of the corner and falls right down to the mat, face first he lays. Scorpion rolls him over and another slow count from Destruction 1........Scorpion jumps off of Harry and looks down at Destruction. Destruction gets up and begins questioning Scorpion about getting up. He begins to count with his hands one two three, showing Scorpion had the match won when Scorpion connects with a right hand to Destruction! Scorpion fires back with a few more rights, sending Destruction into the corner. Scorpion connects with a few more rights before sending Destruction across into the far corner. Scorpion looks to follow it with the Scorpion Splash but as he's charging towards Destruction, Harry comes from the side and connects with a boot to the head of Scorpion!*
Cole: My god!
King: Thats what happens when you attack the referee.
*Scorpion hits the mat and Destruction immediately mounts the chest of Scorpion, driving right hands of his own into the forehead of Scorpion, payback for the rights inflicted upon him moments ago. Destruction gets off of Scorpion and tells Harry to get on him. Harry lets Scorpion begin crawling to his feet before hooking Scorpion and connecting with a gut wrench suplex. Destruction tells Harry to stay on him as he goes to the outside. Harry picks up Scorpion and places him on the top turnbuckle. Harry with a few right hands to Scorpion, making he stays there before climbing to the middle of the rope. Harry hooks Scorpion before stepping onto the top turnbuckle and coming down with a superplex! Scorpion jolts up arching his back and letting out a bit of a shrill before laying back down, Harry sits up. Destruction slides into the ring and he has a steel chair in his hands. Destruction hands Harry the chair and tells Harry to hit Scorpion with it. Harry mentions disqualification when with such perfect timing, Tylene gets on to the ring apron. Destruction becomes "distracted" and begins engaging in a conversation with her. Harry stalks Scorpion with the chair, waiting for him to get to his feet. Scorpion gets up and Harry strikes with a sudden thud, cracking the chair over the skull of Scorpion. Scorpion lay on the mat, busted open as Tylene says her good byes and jumps down from the apron. Destruction turns around and sees Scorpion down bloodied, and very arrogantly shrugs his shoulder and asks Harry what just happened. Harry shrugs his shoulders as if to say he has no idea as both men laugh and Harry goes for the cover. 1...2...Scorpion just kicks out!*
Cole: Scorpion wont go down!
*The crowd burst with cheers, Destruction and Harry with a shocked look on their faces. Destruction tells Harry to pin him again. Harry goes for the cover, Destruction with a fast count 1,2, Scorpion just gets the shoulder up! Harry mounts Scorpion but Scorpion is first to strike with right hands! Harry is knocked off of Scorpion and Scorpion gets to his feet. Scorpion, going right after Harry, back into the corner, punches and boots to Harry. Scorpion steps back a few feet and Destruction from behind, a neckbreaker to Scorpion, sending him right back down to the mat, stopping the momentum of Scorpion dead in his tracks. Harry, stalking Scorpion, waiting for him to get to his feet and when he does, locks his hands on the shoulders of Scorpion, picks him up, the running choke bomb! Harry and Destruction nod to one another, this ones over. Harry into the cover 1...2...Scorpion kicks out again! Destruction pounds on the mat in frustration and shoves Harry away, telling him that he's gonna do it on his own. Destruction picks up Scorpion and connects with a boot to the gut. Destruction hooks the arms of Scorpion and begins calling for the Eve of Destruction. Scorpion breaks the hook of the arms and flips Destruction over his back!*
Cole: What do you call that King?
King: Huh? I missed it.
*Scorpion runs through and connects with a clothesline to Harry, taking him off his feet, he then turns to Destruction and takes him over the top and to the outside with a clothesline of his own! Harry turns around and Scorpion picks him up, dropping him with the Deliverance! Harry looks out cold as Scorpion turns back to Destruction, checking to see if he has a referee but when he turns he catches a sledgehammer to the head! Scorpion, already busted open from early, has the wound attacked with a sledgehammer from Destruction that he picked up from behind the ring steps after Scorpion clothesline him to the outside. Destruction drags Harry on top of Scorpion and makes the count 1...2...3!*
Winner: Hardcore Harry
Cole: What a win!
King: HARRY, HARRY, HAIRY!
*Destruction grabs the sledgehammer and immediately exits with Tylene, leaving as soon as he can. Harry and Scorpion are down in the ring. Harry rolls to the outside and follows fellow Mongo Corp. member, Destruction out, leaving Scorpion out cold in the middle of the ring.*
Cole: Xtreme Impact, Destruction vs. Scorpion, Commissionership vs. Hair, XWF Title vs. WWO Title!
*Diamond is seen walking backstage, as the crowd roars in approval. He is without the rest of the Triple Entente and takes a sip out of his water bottle. As he opens the door to his locker room, he is met by a super kick from Chris Williams!*
Huh? Huh? Whats that? You stupid little [bleep]!
*Williams whips Diamond into the wall, and throws him back down to the floor, causing a huge gush of blood from the forehead. Williams pushes everything off of a table top, and pulls it closer to him and his victim. He takes a ladder off a rack on a wall, and sets it up near.*
Youve got passion, youve got this, youve got that. What you dont got is talent jobber!
*Williams meets Diamond with a right hand and drags his body over to the ladder. He puts him over one shoulder and climbs up the ladder step by step. He reaches the top, about half an inch away from the ceiling, and drills Diamond to the ground with the Downfall! Diamond lay in the middle of the broken table, as Williams looks at him, elevated at 15 feet higher. He gets a sour look on his face, and then spits out a wad of spit landing onto Diamonds face. He laughs and hops off the ladder, walking away proud of what hes just done.*
Cole: What the?
*The pyros explode and out comes Death to Nobody Likes You by Limp Bizkit. He poses in the ring and then gives the middle finger salute.*
Cole: Here comes Death in his return to XHF!
*The lights fade down into a lowly dim lit light, and the arena grows quiet. All of a sudden, the slow and sullen rifts of "Metro" by System Of A Down hits the XtremeTron, and Reak's XtremeTron begins playing, while the crowd begins jeering the veteran XHF Superstar. He walks to the edge of the stage, where the ramp begins, as his traditional smoke fills the stage. He throws his hands up in the air, as two white pyros shoot up into the air, and the music picks up. He then walks down the ring, and climbs up the stairs, walking along the apron, until he bends down under the top rope, and steps into the ring. He simply stares at the crowd, as he stands there in pure silence.*
King: Its Reak!
Hardcore Match
Reak vs. Death
*Reak starts by charging into a drop toe hold. Death waits for him to stand and hits a few quick kicks and then clotheslines him over the top. Reak comes right back in and spears Death. They start brawling on the floor punching each other and knocking each other senseless. The ref breaks it up. They stand and grapple. Reak hits a belly to belly suplex. Death rolls to his feet and hits a spinebuster. Both men look at each other and grapple. They go back and forth until finally Death hits a kick and a neckbreaker. He starts stomping on Reak. He picks up Reak and goes up top. He leaps for a double axe handle but Reak leaps and dropkicks him in the chest on the way down. Death rolls out of the ring. Reak taunts then goes up top. He calls for Death to stand and when he does he hits a massive top rope asai moonsault.*
Cole: This rules.
*Reak picks up Death and whips him into the barricade. He then sends repeated shoulders to the gut while still against the barricade. Death finally gets away. Reak taunts but Death gets a steel chair. Reak laughs and goes after him but Death turns and cracks the chair on Reaks head. Reak falls to the floor. Death grabs him and tosses him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. He starts bouncing Reaks head off the top of the steps. Reak is busted open. He grabs the chair. He calls for a sandwich. He goes to crush Reaks head between the steps and the chair but Reak rolls off and the char hits the steps crushing the fingers of Death. He drops the chair and walks away grabbing them. Reak slowly stands up on the barricade. Death looks at him and charges. He hits a diving clothesline and they both go into the stands.*
King: Into the stands!
Cole: This is brutal!
*Reak is crawling up the steps as Death stands. Death catches up and starts kicking him in the back. He picks him up and tosses him through a door to the lobby. Reak rolls and runs behind a large trunk. Death follows but is greeted with an inverted DDT. Both men are down. Reak is the first up. He walks over to a trash can and grabs it. He dumps the contents on Death. He then cracks the can on Deaths face. He shoves Death inside. He then rolls it to the stands and pushes it. It rolls down the ramp and smashes into the barricade. Death crawls out hurt. Reak laughs and ducks into the lobby. He is not seen. Death stands and groggily chases. He keeps looking. When he gets to the back Reak opens a door into his face. He walks out but his right side is still behind the door. Death slowly stands and Reak reveals a sledgehammer. He swings like a bat and cracks Deaths skull. He hits him in the chest a few times and tosses it. He picks him up and hits a Reaktion. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Reak
Cole: Reak wins!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the XtremeTron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words of Hatebreed themselves begin to echo throughout the building..
"Your reign of terror is coming to an end,
And all your victims' pain will be avenged,
Taker of innocence, I want your demise,
Tear you apart for the unspeakable things you tried to hide..
I fucking hate you,
Every bone in my body will ache,
`Till I destroy everything you love,
And fill your life with their pain..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on its feet as the chorus of "A Call For Blood" by Hatebreed hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, and gorgeous wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage!! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd in front of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the legendary Bald-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...*
Cole: Its Rage! Hes back!
*The crowd rises to its feet and fills the arena with cheers as "Learn to Hate" by Silverchair plays over the PA. The words, "Are you ready for the pain?" then appear in white on the XtremeTron and quickly fade and are replaced by the words, "Embrace your hatred" which quickly fade into some of Stevo's greatest accomplishments such as his winning of the Phoenix Title, hitting a psykotic senton from on top of a ladder over 18 feet above one of his opponents, and a successful performance of his psyklone kick. The last image that appears on the video is that of Psyko Stevo holding the Phoenix Title in the air as he spits blood up from his insides onto fans at ringside. As the promo video comes to a halt we see Stevo making his way up the ring steps. He staggers out of the backstage area with a borderline psychotic grin on his face and pauses at the top of the ramp to laugh at the fans that cheer him. Stevo then proceeds down the ramp, laughing at the fans and taunting them the whole way down, Stevo then stops at the top of the steel steps and looks out into the arena with contempt at his legions of fans, he then slaps himself in the face twice before entering the ring and awaiting the start of the match.*
King: Its Stevo! He gets a shot at the Phoenix Champ after Xtreme Impact!
Psyko Stevo vs. Rage
*The bell rings. They start by circling each other in the ring. Rage starts by moving in and throwing a right hand. Stevo returns fire. They trade off until Rage hits a kick to the gut and a bionic elbow. Stevo stands up and they trade punches and Rage this time hits a Head and Arm Suplex. Stevo stands into a clothesline. Rage begins stomping his head. He picks up Stevo and whips him to the corner. He charges in but Stevo lifts the boot. He goes to the middle rope and hits a high cross body block. Now Stevo begins stomping Rage. Rage rolls and goes to one knee. Stevo charges but Rage gouges the eyes and hits a double leg takedown.*
Cole: Rage in control here in this match.
*Rage picks up Stevo and taunts him before hitting a DDT. He picks him up into a fall away slam. Rage taunts to the crowd. Stevo slowly pulls himself up on the ropes. Rage charges in and begins punching him in the face. Stevo slowly rises and begins blocking them. He tries an Irish Whip but Rage reverses and whips him off the ropes. Stevo ducks a clothesline and on the return hits a spear. Both men are down. The ref starts a ten count. 1, 2, 3, no movement. 4, Rage rolls over to the ropes. 5, Stevo slowly pushes up on his arms as Rage pulls up on the ropes. 6, Rage is up and Stevo is on his hands and knees. Rage slowly moves to him and punts him in the ribs. Stevo rolls over and then under the ropes. Rage follows. He slides out of the ring. Stevo crawls to the other side and rolls in. Rage follows and an elbow drop greets when he rolls in. Stevo pulls Rage to his feet and starts punching him in the face, he backs Rage to a corner. He lands four knife edge chops to Rage. Then he backs up and hits a Psyklops.*
King: GO Stevo!
*Stevo stumbles and goes to the other corner. Rage stands up but is greeted by Stevo hitting a clothesline. He picks up Rage. Rage hits an eye gouge. He punches Stevo and goes for an Irish Whip. Stevo instead of bouncing leaps onto the second rope and comes off with a Psyklone. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . foot on the ropes. Stevo now grabs that leg and starts kicking it. He hits an elbow drop on it not once, but twice. He now locks in a spinning toe hold. Rage screams in pain.*
King: Tap Rage!
Cole: Stay out of it.
*Stevo breaks the hold and pulls his leg out between the middle and lower ropes. He goes on top of the third rope and hits a double stomp on the leg. Stevo slides into the ring as Rage rolls into the center of the ring in extreme pain. Stevo laughs evilly. He goes up top and taunts the fans. He then connects with a Psykotic Senton! 1 . . . 2 . . .3!*
Winner: Psyko Stevo
Cole: Stevo looks strong going into Gastro.
*The guitar riffs to I Am by Godsmack are heard playing over the PA, the lights begin to fade, as the fans await the arrival of Wraith. They are barely seen at a platform, near the center of the first part of the seats. The fans near them start getting up to greet them, as Wraith starts high-fiving them, with Tara carrying the kendo stick. Wraith begins reaching in his pockets, for something, as the fans are screaming his name. He pulls out cans of beer, passing them out to the fans, all the way down to the bottom, if he gets a good enough throw in. They start making their way down the aisle, pacing themselves slowly, so they can meet some of the fans, with the music still blaring out. Wraith stops in the middle, as a fan moving out of his chair, with Wraith stepping up on it, and with the chair in front of the chair he stands on, he places his right foot in front, and holding the kendo stick, he starts cracking it over his head. Guitar riffs now start playing, as Wraith increases the amount of strength he puts in the hits, as the crack gets louder. Wraith starts making his way, quicker down to the ring, grabbing the Budweiser carrier from the seller, he puts the strap around his neck, and hands five $100 bills to the guy, and starts passing out the Budweisers. He finishes tossing out the cans, and throws the carrier on the ground, as Tara carries the half broken kendo stick down to the ring, with Tara reaching the barricade first, she jumps over it, followed by Wraith. Wraith slides in the ring first, and holds the ropes down for Tara, as she hands him the kendo stick, he quickly gets on the 2nd turnbuckle, and smashing the kendo stick across his head a few more times, till it breaks, to psych himself up, as he awaits for the bell to ring.*
Cole: Here is the challenger, Wraith.
*"Speculum" by Adema hits the PA and Lance Storm emerges from behind the curtain at the top of the ramp to a huge chorus of boo's. Just as the song starts to pick up Storm makes his way down the ramp flaunting his titles as people yell things and flip him off. Storm gets into the ring and proceeds to the opposite side and poses on the ropes as the crowd continues to boo. He then hops off the ropes and walks to the corner and begins stretching as his music dies down.*
King: Was good while it lasted.
Winner is entered into the Eight Man Elimination Match
Wraith vs. Lance Storm
*Strom and Wraith start by circling the ring. Wraith goes to kick him but Storm reverses into a Canadian Mapleleaf. Wraith easily rolls over and kicks him off. He hits a few punches and goes for a superkick . . . back into the Mapleleaf. Wraith again rolls through and kicks Storm off. He kicks him in the face and goes for a mule kick but again . . . into the Mapleleaf. He just looks mad and grabs the ropes. He stands up and starts firing jabs at Storm. He hits a suplex.*
Cole: That stupid half crab protected him from a few simple kicks but did nothing!
King: Its the Canadian Mapleleaf Cole!!
*Storm stands into a clothesline. Wraith stomps him. He picks him up and whips him into the corner and runs in with a body splash. He hits a Dangerous DDT. Storm is already out of it. Wraith goes for a Painkiller and connects. As he goes for a pin Apollyon enters and hits him with a chair on the back. The ref calls for the bell.*
Winner by DQ: Wraith
*Apollyon continues to hit Wraith and then hits a Super Darkside Bomb. He exits laughing*
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out with the European Title around his waist and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and takes off his title and raises both his arms, with his right holding the European Title, after about a few seconds GD gets down and hands the title to the ref.*
Cole: Gravedigger could be double champion after Gastro.
King: After Gastro he wont be champion.
*The corrupt sound of ELO's take on the classical piece "In the Hall of the Mountain King" starts up as the arena goes dark. The XtremeTron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz Mongo walks out, under the large X above him. He is wearing his Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist as he flicks off booing fans on his way to the ring*
King: Love you Mongo!
Gravedigger vs. Mongo The Destroyer
*Mongo and Gravedigger walk up to each other in the center of the ring, as the crowd is on their feet waiting for this match. The referee is between the two, explaining the rules to the match. Mongo and Gravedigger show no emotion towards one another, as the referee calls for the bell, and it rings. Mongo takes a step back and he and Gravedigger tie up, getting behind Gravedigger with a waistlock. Mongo lifts Gravedigger up and turns him around, slamming his body into the mat, and then turning applying a front facelock to Gravedigger. Gravedigger is on his knees and then pushes himself up, but Mongo has the strength advantage as he keeps Gravedigger down. Mongo is looking around the arena, as Gravedigger tries hard to get out of this move. Gravedigger begins to send fists into the rib area of Mongo and Mongo roars in pain, but keeps the move locked in. Gravedigger finally begins to gain something, as hes climbing up to his feet, with Mongo still holding him in the front facelock. Gravedigger wraps his arm around the stomach and runs to the turnbuckle, driving his shoulder into Mongos stomach. Gravedigger seems to be in control, until a huge forearm into the back of Gravedigger, sending him to his knees. Mongo slowly walks backwards to the second rope, and then grabs the head of Gravedigger. Gravedigger is lifted to his feet, which then gets a burst of energy and punches Mongo in the face. Mongo releases Gravedigger and sits on the third turnbuckle, as Gravedigger begins to climb up, sending fists into the head of Mongo. Gravedigger goes for his tenth punch, but Mongo pushes him off sending him to the ground. Gravedigger falls back first to the mat and Mongo stands on the middle rope, and then leaps off going for a body splash! Mongo is about to land on Gravedigger, but at the last second Gravedigger moves out of the way, with Mongo crashing into the mat! Mongo begins climbing to his feet holding on to his stomach, too distracted to see Gravedigger come from behind and backdrop Mongo to the mat! Mongo crashes the mat hard and Gravedigger makes the cover, but Mongo gets a shoulder up.*
Cole: Wow!
King: Sweet.
*Gravedigger stands up and sends boots into the chest of Mongo, crushing his sternum. Mongo begins to climb up to his feet, and Gravedigger grabs him by the hair, when suddenly Mongo pushes the referee and low blows Gravedigger! The referee doesnt see this and screams at Mongo, but the owner of the XHF screams back, as Gravedigger is on the floor in pain. Mongo grabs Gravedigger by the throat with both hands, and lifts him up and throws him into the nearest turnbuckle. Mongo sends huge boots into the stomach of Gravedigger, and then bends him over for a huge forearm into the upper back. Mongo once again applies the front facelock on Gravedigger, but this time places the arm of Gravedigger behind his neck. Mongo grabs the pants of Gravedigger and lifts him up, holding him for a suplex. Mongo holds Gravedigger in the air for a long while, as the crowd watches in awe. Some if not most of the blood goes to the head of Gravedigger, and Mongo suddenly circles the center of the ring with Gravedigger in position for a suplex! Mongo stops in the middle and takes a step forward and then falls, dropping Gravedigger with a huge stalling suplex! Mongo stands up strutting around the ring, and then cockily covers Gravedigger. Mongo counts with the referee, 1-2-kick out! Mongo jumps up to celebrate, but the celebration is cut short when the referee tells him he kicked out! Mongo goes crazy, and grabs the referee by the throat and throws him into the corner! Mongo begins to point the finger and scream at the referee, as Gravedigger slowly pushes himself to his feet behind the back of Mongo. Gravedigger is finally up to his feet after a few more screams from Mongo, and when Mongo turns around Gravedigger knocks him down with a superkick!*
King: Mongo!
Cole: Gravediggers got it!
*Gravedigger falls on top of Mongo and hooks the leg, and the referee makes the count, 1-2-kick out by Mongo! Gravedigger sits up and stares at the referee, but then goes to Mongo. Mongo is turned to his stomach, and Gravedigger grabs the waist of Mongo, and lifts him up to his feet. Gravedigger lifts Mongo up, and slams Mongo down with a german suplex. Gravedigger doesnt bridge the move, as he then turns to his feet. Gravedigger lifts Mongo up once again, and hits another german suplex! Once again Gravedigger holds on to the waistlock and gets to his feet, but this time Mongo reverses it, getting behind Gravedigger with the waistlock and hitting a german suplex of his own! Mongo doesnt release the waistlock again and stands up, and throws Gravedigger, having him flip and land on his stomach with a huge release german suplex!*
King: Holy shit!
*Gravedigger bounces to his back, almost unconscious. Mongo crawls to Gravedigger and covers him, 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger! Mongo sits up on his knees and yells in anger, not knowing what will keep Gravedigger down. Mongo punches the mat in a burst of anger and then stands up, and picks Gravedigger up. Gravedigger is set between the legs of Mongo, who is then lifted up to Mongos shoulder. Mongo runs to the ropes going for an Xtreme Bomb, but before he is thrown Gravedigger slides off and rolls Mongo up! 1-2-kick out by Mongo! Gravedigger gets up, and Mongo tries to get up, but gets buried with forearm shots to the back. Gravedigger lifts Mongo up and with all his strength holds him with a powerslam, but then swings him and slams him down into the mat with the Overdrive! Gravedigger doesnt make the cover, as he gets up and walks to the ropes. He walks to the turnbuckle and climbs up, all the way to the top. Gravedigger waits for Mongo to climb to his feet, as the XHF owner slowly does. Once Mongo makes it all the way to his feet, Gravedigger flies off the top rope, connecting with a missile dropkick! Mongo falls to the floor, as Gravedigger is pumping up the crowd.*
King: Come on Mongo
Cole: Gravedigger could possibly be setting Gravedigger up for the Sky High.
*Mongo slowly begins to climb to his feet as Gravedigger taunts for the Sky High, when Platinum runs down the ramp! Platinum leaps on the apron and begins to argue with the referee, until Gravedigger comes and clocks Platinum down with a right hand! Gravedigger begins to scream at Platinum, when all of a sudden Mongo punches Gravedigger in the back and applies a reverse front facelock. He lifts Gravedigger around and hits the Xtreme Drop! Mongo hooks the leg, 1-2-3!*
Winner: Mongo The Destroyer
Cole: Mongo steals a victory dammit.
*Platinum slides into the ring and begins to stomp on Gravedigger, when all of a sudden Dagger runs down the ramp and slides into the ring! Kicks connect with Platinum, when all of a sudden Dagger is clotheslined from behind by Mongo. Dagger falls to her knees, when Mongo grabs her by the throat and lifts her up, slamming her down with a huge chokeslam! Dagger literally bounces off the mat, as Mongo looks down at her. He stares at the crowd and places his boot into her face, holding his arms up in victory.*
King: I love you Mongo!
Cole: Mongo did a great job, fought that match like it was his last.
*Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causing a strobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud strobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges with the XHF Title draped over his shoulder. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the strobe lights ignite around him, making his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he tosses the XHF Title into the ring then climbs in himself as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans*
Cole: This is Rats first match in I dont know how long.
King: So hes ready for Sunday. Excellent!
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Grace Personified with Annette through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his long trench coat and sunglasses. They continue to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified! Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring. Annette comes from behind and takes off Charlies trench coat and sunglasses, revealing his wrestling attire.*
Cole: OhCharlie Velez vs. Venom on Gastro!
King: Should be another classic.
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Cole: U.S Championand maybe after SundayXHF Champion.
*The arena lights dim as the voice of 50 Cent is herd over the PA "Venom, you know you and Decoy are my favorite wrestlers right?" and shortly after "Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent and Eminem begins to play over the PA. As the word "Explode" sounds in the beginning of the song fire pyros shoot from the stage and as the die down Venom and Decoy emerge from behind the curtain to a fairly good ovation from the crowd. Venom reaches back and grabs the hand of Tracy Brooks and pulls her from behind the curtain to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Decoy and Venom talk strategy as they walk down the ramp and Teo "The Hired Gun" chases after them with both tag team titles draped over his shoulders. They continue down the ramp and slide in the ring. They each go to opposite corners and climb to the top posing to the crowd as Tracy poses in the center of the ring along with Teo. Venom and Decoy then meet in there corner and prepare for there match as Teo and Tracy exit the ring.*
King: Charlie is going to destroy Venom on Gastro.
*The opening riffs of "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy hits the XtremeTron, as the crowd turns to moderate cheers. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays. The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entranceway, where Diamond now stands, head down. Diamond began making a few punches at the air, and then finally stretched his hands out in a T position. He then finally brought his fists together, cracking his knuckles. He finally walks down towards the ring. He then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, making the same position. He then throws one hand up in the air, and the crowd responds with cheers. He chuckles, however, and jumps down from the turnbuckle, as the song dies out. The arena's lights begin flashing sporadically as the bass thumps of Sink Into The Underground by CKY begin playing. The two commonly known to the world as "The Naturals" walk out to grace the crowd. Mikey walks to the edge of the ramp, raising his arms in the air, while Ricky walks to the opposite side, standing there flexing his muscles. He raises one arm towards the ramp, while Mikey raises another, and they both swing their arms down simultaneously, two pyros in the center of the stage exploding soon after. Mikey and Ricky both come together, giving each other high fives, as they turn to walk down the ramp. They both slide into the ring, Ricky coming to his feet spinning in the glamour of all the camera flashes, with Mikey jumping on the second rope, running his fingers through his hair and pointing to a lady in the front row of the crowd. He shoots her a wink, and then jumps down as their music begins to fade out.*
Cole: Now Diamond is my pick for Sunday.
King: Bah, youre dumb.
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the familiar tune of "White America" by Eminem hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a blood red spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of the infamous "Kinetic Kollision Killers" duo themselves, Fury & Renegade appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, the two strut cockily on down the ramp to an onslaught of boos from the crowd. Once soon reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on into the ring, both men set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, they climb down from their respective turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the inevitable emergence of their opponents..*
Cole: Where have these guys been?
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke and through it all walks Reeshi as the Burn to Burn is now into high gear. Reeshi is greeted with a mix reaction from the fans. He slowly walks down the ramp, reaching the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms into the air, showboating to the fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring.*
King: Reeshi!
Rat Bastard and Grace Personified vs. The Energy Chris Williams and The Kinetic Power Trip vs. The Triple Entente vs. The Kinetic Kollision Killers and Reeshi
*All four teams talk strategy in their own respective corners, until xXx runs down and slides into the ring! They both attack The Kinetic Power Trip, and the Naturals, Kinetic Kollision Killers and Grace Personified joins in! Reeshi, Rat Bastard, Chris Williams dont seem to want to waste anytime, as they join in to make one huge brawl! Reeshi knocks Diamond to the outside with a clothesline and then follows, as Rat Bastard begins to send forearm shots into the body of Chris Williams. Rat chops Williams in the chest and then grabs him and proceeds to lift him up and spin him for a spinebuster, but Chris Williams reverses it into a tornado DDT! Williams looks at Rat and then the top turnbuckle and leaps onto it, and hits the Drop To Zero! As the KKK, xXx, The Naturals and Grace Personified continue to attack The Kinetic Power Trip, the Almighty Dragons and Dark Parade emerge from the back and into the ring! Fury turns around, and gets knocked down with a spear from The Scarecrow, and Christopher Daniels also turns around to see whats going on, and gets knocked down with a lariat courtesy of BITCH Dragon!*
Cole: LARITOOO!!
King: This has gone crazy!
*On the outside Reeshi continues to assault Diamond, until Diamond gives him a low blow. Reeshi bends over in pain, and Diamond grabs him and throws him into the ring steps! Reeshis shoulder smashes into the ring steps, and Diamond takes advantage of it by stomping it the injured shoulder. Chris Williams sits Rat Bastard in a corner and chokes him with his boot, as GIZMO Dragon and The Xtreme Warrior seem to be squaring off with one another. GIZMO gives The Xtreme Warrior a mule kick to knock him to his knees, and GIZMO then tries to go for the Shinning Wizard, but The Xtreme Warrior ducks and gets behind GIZMO and hits the Ominous Forward Flapjack! The Pumpkin and Renegade trade blows, as Charlie is choking Venom with his boot. Renegade knees The Pumpkin in the stomach, and sets him between his legs. Renegade makes an inappropriate gesture to the crowd, which gives The Pumpkin enough time to get out between Renegades legs and grab him in a facelock, and runs to the second turnbuckle and flips off, hitting the Afterparty! Diamond grabs Reeshi in a front facelock, and DDTs Reeshi to the padding! Reeshi falls flat to his back, as Diamond has a sadistic look on his face as he goes for a steel chair. He pushes the ring announcer out of the way and folds the chair and lifts it up. Diamond walks over to Reeshi and mocks him, but suddenly Chris Williams jumps over the ropes and dropkicks the chair into the face of Diamond!*
King: Holy shit!
Cole: This is out of control.
*Daniels is being forearmed in his back by BITCH Dragon, who gets behind the back of Daniels and goes for the Backdrop Driver, but Daniels flips over and lands on his feet. BITCH turns around and Daniels lifts him up to his shoulders, and connects with The Last Rites! Chaos continues to reign around the ring area, as Rat has gone out side and continues to beat on Reeshi. After each shot Reeshi falls to his knees, while trying to climb to his feet. Rat finally allows Reeshi to get to his feet, only to grab his arm and lock him into the Rat Trap! The Naturals double team Decoy, as Ricky Vespucci grabs Decoy in a front facelock, and tells Mikey Henderson to climb to the top. Mikey goes to the apron and climbs up to the top, as Ricky lifts Decoy up, and hits the Dull Breaker! Once Ricky takes a step back from Decoy Mikey flies off the top rope, connecting with an elbow drop onto Decoys throat! Charlie Velez grabs Venom by the hair and begins screaming at him, and then lifts him up to his feet. Charlie lifts Venom up in a bodyslam, but slides him in position like a reverse piledriver. Charlie steps forward with one foot, and then the next setting Venom up for the Casualty To Society II! Charlie walks around in a circle, only for Stone Sour to come from behind and grab the waist of Charlie and hit a german suplex! Venom lands on his feet from the position and then drops to his knees, hitting a tombstone piledriver on Charlie!*
Cole: Excellent!
*Venom sits over Charlie, only for Fury to clothesline Venom from behind. On the outside Reeshi is still locked in the Rat Trap, when suddenly Chris Williams runs and hits Rat Bastard in the back of the head with the XHF Championship! Rat falls face first to the padding holding his head, as Chris Williams holds the XHF Championship up in the air. Diamond suddenly is seen with a bloody face, and a steel chair in his hand! He waits for Williams to turn around, and once he does Diamond clocks him over the head with a steel chair! Chris Williams fall to his back on impact, dropping the XHF title. Diamond throws the chair down, looking at his three opponents for Xtreme Impact. Diamond grabs the XHF Championship and holds it up in the air.*
King: Could this be the result for Sunday?
Cole: Theres only one way to find out, and thats by watching Xtreme Impact this Sunday night!
*Terminal Velocity fades.*