Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 23:17:04 GMT -5
*The lights go out and blue strobe lighting fills the arena. The begging of Stinkfist by Tool begins to play, the start of the song with the rattling begins quietly, and slowly gets louder and then the song hits in.*
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
*Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the center of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.*
Constant over stimulation numbs me
And I wouldn't have
It any other way.
*Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.*
Carlos: Welcome everybody to Pyro! And what a way to start off, don't you think so Ishnari with this triple threat match?
Ishnari: Hell yeah. Pyro should always start with a bang and that bang is this match here. Lots more to come too we got some title matches on the line - the European on the line for those here in Barcelona, the United States for those getting a bit homesick and the XHF for those who know what's good in the world.
*'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead hits the P.A. system as Ace walks through the black curtain. He begins to walks down the ramp as pyro explodes from both sides and continues to explode and follow Ace down to the bottom of the ramp. He slides in and waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: Ace is a very young and talented superstar. I see good things for him.
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*The lights shut out, quickly, as the Violence Fetish by Disturbed is blasting over the PA system. The entire arena now shaded blue, awaits the entrance of Tiamat...*
How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a time bomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up
*Tiamat appears over the stage, as the crowd erupts into boo's, looking up at him, who is walking slowly down the stage.*
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*Tiamat taunts the crowd, as he gets onto the apron, pouring some water into his mouth. Spitting a mist out at the fans, he steps through the middle ropes, stepping up onto the middle ropes, he pours more water into his mouth, spitting another mist out at the fans, as he tosses the water bottle out also..*
How do you live without playing the game
Sit on the side and expect to keep sane
Step right up and be a part of the action
Come get a piece of it before it's too late
Take a look around
You can't deny what you see
Were living in a violent society
Well my brother let me show you a better way
Now get your game face on because it's time to play
*The music cuts, as Tiamat sits on the 2nd turnbuckle, awaiting for the match to start.*
Carlos: Tiamat is cool.
Ishnari: Yes he is.
Winter Callous vs. Ace vs. Tiamat
Winter opens with swung strikes to Ace's head. The contenders double-team Ace by whipping him into the ropes, Winter flap jacking him and Tiamat landing a DDT. The two attack more with stomps, driving Ace into the corner. Winter takes a step away, and Tiamat whips him toward Ace, hitting a spinning wheel kick. Winter takes the opportunity to climb and hit a second rope leg drop. He covers but Tiamat throws him off. Tiamat whips Ace into the ropes, and bends over for the back body drop. He then realizes that he's bent over in front of Winter Callous, and darts upright, out of the way of Ace. Ace collides with Winter, sending him though the ropes to the outside. Ace turns around and hits Tiamat with a big spear 1 - 2 - kick out. The both get up and exchange blows. Ace hits a brainbuster, and covers again 1 - 2 - kick out. Tiamat is whipped into the ropes and hit with a knee to the stomach on the return. Ace hooks up a full nelson for a slam but Tiamat slips out and nails an inverted atomic drop. With Ace stunned Tiamat throws Ace into the turnbuckle, and follows up with a running splash.
Carlos: In Triple Threat matches, you have to watch out for BOTH your opponents, or you're going to have a bad time.
Ishnari: Masochists aside thats a good point. Triple threats go against all training wrestlers receive.
*Ace is whipped again into the rope, and is caught into the Cobra Clutch. Ace struggles to keep awake as Winter Callous springboards off of the ropes, and nails a kick to his face, taking both him and Tiamat down. As Ace pushes himself up Winter hits an ax kick knocking him back down. He makes the cover 1 - 2 - kick out. Tiamat pounces on Winter with a bodyslam Winter gets up wearily, but launches a quick Santa Clause II at his attacker. Tiamat somehow manages to duck it, and hits a DDT 1 - 2 - broken by Ace. Ace whips Tiamat into the ropes. On the return Tiamat falls over Winter's body. Ace bounces off of the ropes himself and uses Winter's body as a step up for a big splash onto Tiamat 1 - 2 - kick out. Ace stands and turns around to see Winter charging towards him. He ducks and Callous spins around to meet him. Ace hits a swinging neckbreaker. Ace climbs the turnbuckle. He flies of with a flipping senton splash and hits it, rolling up onto his feet into a kick to the gut by Tiamat! Ace falls into a standing head scissors, as Tiamat tries for the Faded Darkness. Ace fights out of the attempt, but Tiamat tries again and hits it! Tiamat rolls Ace over and makes the cover 1 - 2 - broken by Winter with a last minute dive! Winter travels to the top of a nearby turnbuckle, and Tiamat has the same idea. They climb up opposite sides, and meet at the top. They are both about to jump onto the fallen Ace, when Winter puts his arm around Tiamat. Tiamat fights back with punches that send Winter off balance. With Winter trying to stay on the turnbuckle Tiamat steps up to the very top rope, but Winter goes up with him and grabs a side headlock. After balancing himself, Winter Callous hits a top rope bulldog on Tiamat, aiming for Ace, but Ace rolls out of the way, and pins Tiamat with a prawn hold 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner: Ace
Carlos: And Ace gets the win, and a Junior Heavyweight title shot at Gastro.
Ishnari: Ace grabbing the win using his wits. Textbook triple threat finish.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin. Then Mr. X walks to the side and gets some tables ready and set them up. By the side of the entrance*
Ishnari: Well here comes are hardcore champion
Carlos: Yes one freakish champion I might add
*The lights dim as lighters begin to illuminate the arena and the fans wait in anticipation. "The Fire Still Burns" is displayed up on the Xtreme-Tron as pyro explodes from the stage and "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play over the PA. Kane emerges from behind the curtain with a black towel over his head and looking down at the floor as the crowd boo's the Big Red Machine. He makes his way down the ramp seemingly completely oblivious of the crowd's response as he grows closer to the ring. Kane steps up onto the apron and then over the top rope, he rips the towel from his bald scalp and then stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms into the air then thrusting them down igniting a blast of pyro from each corner post as his music slowly dies down*
Ishnari: you know these two guys have something in common the only can't get it
Carlos: they both where red
Ishnari: Carlos, you better stop the mocking or Im getting my Ish-Miners after you
.Carlos: What the hell is that?
Ishnari: My fans.
Carlos: You have fans?
XHF Hardcore Championship Match
Mr. X vs. Kane
*Kane runs at Mr. X when he's not looking and elbows him in the back. Kane follows up with whipping Mr. X in the ropes and give him a big boot right to the face. Which knocks him down to the mat, Kane doesn't let up and picks Mr. X and tries to slam him, but gets need in the midsection and again tom. X gains control and body slams Kane to the madam. X then throws Kane out to the floor and goes searching under the ring for something. Mr. X pulls out a cookie sheet and hits Kane repeataly. Kane falls to the outside and makes a cover. Referee 1...kick out*
Ishnari: not even a two
Carlos: i can tell your really paying attention
*Mr. X takes his time and gets up. He then picks up Kane and throws him against the guard rails. Mr. X meets him there with a running clothesline that sends him over the railing. Mr. X decides to go get a chair from ringside and takes it with him to the crowd. He waits for Kane to turn around and hits him right in the face. Then sets the chair up, and brings Kane by the side of it, looking to do a DDT, but Kane blocks it and turns him around. Kane lifts him up and Chokeslams Mr. X right on the open chair. The chair is busted backwards and Mr. X is laying down holding his back. Kane moves Mr. X and picks the broken chair up and bends it. He whales Mr. X with the chair and again, then again. Kane looking to be in full control picks him up and brings him through the people. He takes him to the back and slams him into the cement wall. Kane starts to look around for goodies while Mr. X finds a bottle by his side. One Kane comes back and picks him up, Mr. X nails him with it and it busts Kane wide open. Blood just pouring out of the cut and Kane holding his head. Mr. X still a little wobbly, pulls out the table from the wall. He takes all the stuff and throws it off the table. Kane is mean while is holding the cut and it seems as though he can't see. The referee some way let's this thing go on. As Mr. X goes by Kane he nails him with an elbow to the back and a stiff punch. He then looks behind him knowing where the table is, he kicks him in the gut. A nails him with the DDX right through the table, after the huge impact on that move they hardly move*
Ishnari: holy shit, did you see that sick ass move
Carlos: no do you really think I missed it
*Mr. X some how moves over and puts his arm on Kane. As the referee looks around, he gets down and counts the 1...2...kick out by Kane*
Ishnari: some how he kicked out, some how
Carlos: you know every time I see this Mr. X i surely think he's going to die
*Mr. X staggers to his feet and holds his back, after that he falls down from that pain. Some how Kane starts to stir around and gets to his feet. Kane staggers from blood lose but grabs Mr. X by his hair and drags him along. He grabs him by his neck and slams him against a door. The door reads mens room, Kane then moves over and goes in the women's washroom. He throws Mr. X in there and ladies come running out, screaming at the top of their lungs. Kane takes a picture off the wall and waits for Mr. X. As he's about to hit him, Mr. X ducks and kicks Kane, tries to lift him up, but Kane blocks it and kicks him in the gut. Kane powerbombs Mr. X to the bathroom floor, Mr. X grabs his back and Kane makes a pin. Referee 1...2.... and a determined Mr. X kicks out. Kane now pisses punches the referee. He takes Mr. X by his head and brings him to one side of the bathroom*
Ishnari: what is he doing king
Carlos: i think there leaving
*Kane has Mr. X by the head and charges with him at the wall. He throws him into the wall and Mr. X goes right through. Mr. X is laying right outside the bathroom now. As the people start to gather around*
Carlos: i told you he was going to do that
*Kane cuts his throat which signals he's going to finish it off. He takes Mr. X and picks him up but he slides off and is greeted with a low blow. Mr. X is re-energized and takes Mr. X by the food stand*
: you want a hot dog Kane
*Takes a hotdog and shoves it in his face*
: or do you want more than one
*takes Kane by the head and slams his head right throught the hotdog machine. Glass everywhere inside and probably in the head of Kane. Who is bleed like a faucet now. Mr. X takes his time and lays a beating into Kane with kicks. Mr. X takes him toward the ring entrance but instead they walk up stairs that are where the entrance is off the wrestlers. They seem to be climbing the Xtreme Tron and going up*
Ishnari: what the hell is Mr. X doing now king
Carlos: you know what he's doing, he's getting his funeral ready
*as the cameraman falls him and the referee follows them. They come to a point when climbing, where they are at an edge. The fans seem them the whole time climbing the unique Pyro Set. As Mr. X stands at the edge he looks down to where those tables are. We he set up in his entrance the 10 tables down below. They are about 18 feet high 3feet higher than a steal cage. Mr. X takes his hand and applies it by his throat. Kane is knocked out, Mr. X is about to lift Kane, but he awakens and kicks him in the balls. Kane however loses him balance and falls backward. Holding onto his arm and pulling Mr. X with him. They fall and crash through 10 tables*
*Fans chant holy shit*
Cole & Carlos: OH MY GOD...They are dead
*The referee is shocked neither man is moving and the referee hurries and gets down to the entrance. As he gets down both men are still laying there. Kane took more of the damage and is not moving, now some how Mr. X is standing. He signals that he is not done he takes Kane who is limp and motionless in the falling. He takes him to the ring and gets out four more tables. He puts them in the ring and set them up, real slowly. Kane is not moving and Mr. X takes Kane to the top. With the tables hugging the turnbuckles. Mr. X signals it's over, as he tries to pick him up for the DDX, Kane blocks the attempt and grabs Mr. X and chokeslams lifts him in the air. Thus slamming him through the tables and landing on his feet. Kane falls on Mr. X and then gets the 1.....2.....2.99.... Mr. X kicks out one more time*
Ishnari: Mr. X is definitely fighting for the best in the hardcore division ever
Carlos: well he's not since the best is with Mongo Corp.
*Kane is pissed now and is letting the fans see it. He goes outside and gets the steal steps and throws them in the ring. He Cuts his throat and gets on top of those stairs with Mr. X, but again it's interrupted as Mr. X fights out of it. Then he DDT's Kane on those stairs. Making Kane take a real bad bump, Mr. X signals it's over and puts Kane on the top rope backwards. He goes up to the top with Kane. They are both standing up on the top rope and holding their balance. Mr. X picks Kane up and falls forward hitting the X'ed Out...Kane was slammed on the mat with his head hitting first.*
Ishnari: X'ed Out from the top rope
Carlos: and we accomplished killing Kane tonight
*Mr. X covers the broken and limp body of Kane. The referee makes the 1...2...3...*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Mr. X
Carlos: Wow.
Ishnari: Sweetness.
*Kane is now moving but hardly at all. Still tons of blood is pouring from his face and Mr. X is on the mat holding his back from all the damage it took from the match. Mr. X walks out on his own two feet, while Kane needs help because he's staggering from the big lose of blood. Fans end of giving a standing ovation for the match these guys dished out*
Carlos: That was great.
*Kevin Nash's current theme hits, and Kal comes out from behind the curtain. He walks to the ring, giving a few hands hand shakes on the way to the ring. He rolls into the ring. He stands in the front of the ropes and throws up a single fist. Pyro goes off from above and all four turnbuckles. He then goes over to the far ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises both fists (ala Triple H).*
Carlos: I like seeing new stars trying to get their way to the top fast.
Ishnari: If he gets this match done the way he wants to, he'll be at the top in the crowd's mind. Check out this packed Nou Camp stadium. I can't see the sky in this place, the more a look up the more people I see!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Carlos: Who betta than Kanyon Ish? So far he's been perfect from winning Phoenix titles, to the European title. He's awesome.
Ishnari: If we were judging on recent form and title acquisitions, I would say just me, and that's fucking good.
XHF European Championship
Kanyon vs. Kal Grayson
*The bell sounds, and right away, Kanyon busts out of the turnbuckle, and takes Kal down with a clothesline, and taunts for him to get back up. Kanyon stares down at Kal, who quickly gets to his feet, and ducks the second clothesline. Kanyon bounces off the ropes, with Kal hitting a shoulder backdrop, and Kanyon hitting the mat, holding his lower back in pain. Kal pulls Kanyon to his feet, and lifting him up. Taking a few steps, he slams Kanyon down on his knee, the lower back of Kanyon colliding with the knee. Kanyon rolls to the ropes, backing away, as Kal walks towards him. Cowering back in the turnbuckle, as Kal sets Kanyon for an elbow, but Kanyon quickly pokes Kal in the eye. Kanyon walks up to Kal, grinning, elbowing him. He lifts him for a Scoop Slam, and Kal hits the mat. He begins stomping the body of Kal, and quickly lifts him. With an Irish Whip, he sends Kal to the ropes, and Kal comes back with a huge clothesline, and as he hits the ropes again, Kanyon gets up, and hits a huge Neckbreaker.*
Ishnari: Good match so far, and this hot crowd is making it all the better.
*Kanyon taunts to the crowd, as they all boo him, and with a shocked look, he turns around and Kal hits an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Kanyon looks shocked, and gets up again, running at Kal, Kal hits a hip-toss, and Kanyon continues getting up. Hard right hands keep sending him down. Kanyon rolls out of the ring, quickly, and tries to regain his composure. Waving the match away, he grabs his title, and begins walking away. Kal begins getting frustrated, and slides out of the ring. A huge clothesline to the back of Kanyon, he grabs him by the hair, and begins dragging him towards the ring. Tossing him into the ring, he quickly follows in, and looks at Kanyon who is crawling back, trying to avoid Kal. As Kal gets closer, Kanyon pulls the ref towards him, and pulls himself forward, low-blowing Kal. As the referee begins yelling at Kanyon, he begins denying cheating, and saying it was an accident. "Who Betta Than Kanyon?" he shouts, taunting to the crowd.*
Carlos: That's what I like about Kanyon, he can mock the crowd and still make it look good.
Ishnari: Mocking the crowd always looks good. Good from my bouncy seat here away form the riots. NOBODY.
*Kanyon begins slowly lifting Kal, as the crowd begins giving Kal momentum, as he gives Kanyon punches to the mid-section. Coming back, he uses an Irish-whip, sending Kanyon to the turnbuckle, and follows in quickly with a clothesline. Kal beginning to go on the offensive end, attempts to hit the Jackhammer. As Kal Grayson is lifting Kanyon up, from the curtains is running Tiamat, sliding into the ring, Kal slams Kanyon down on the mat, and pins him. The referee being distracted, trying to get Tiamat out of the ring. As Kal gets up, after ten seconds of pinning Kanyon, he looks over at the referee, as Kal and Tiamat begin arguing, and a chain flying out of Tiamat's hand, landing next to Kanyon. Kanyon gets up, looking at Tiamat in wonder, wondering why he is helping him again. He picks up the chain, and wrapping around his fist, he turns Kal around, and hits him, then quickly hides the chain, as the referee see's the hit. Kanyon pins Kal, 1... 2... Kal gets his foot on the rope!*
Carlos: Though Kal is new, he seems to know the ring pretty well by getting to the ropes before he gets pinned.
Ishnari: Give the guy some respect don't patronize him. He's got his basics sorted. The referee shoulda just let Tiamat waltz right into the ring - the second this match was declared a no contest all the punishment needed would have come from the two men in the ring right now.
*Tiamat gets back on the apron, distracting the referee, as Kanyon gets a steel chair in the ring, and about to hit Kal, Kal hits the Superkick, sending the chair back into the face of Kanyon, and kicking the chair out of the ring, he spins around, tossing Tiamat off of the apron. Falling to his knees, then pinning Kanyon, the referee counts, 1... 2... Kanyon just gets his shoulder up. Kal begins getting frustrated, as Kanyon reaches for the chain once again. As he pulls it out, Kal knees him, as he drops the chain on the mat, and Tiamat slides his hand in, grabbing the chain, hiding it. The referee walks over to Tiamat, wondering what he has, as Tiamat denies having anything.*
Tiamat: I didnt have anything.
Referee: Okay.
*Referee shakes his head, believing him, he turns around to officiate the match. Kanyon locks in an abdominal stretch, as the referee looks at Kal, and Kanyon reaches his hand back, as Tiamat grabs it, pulling, multiplying the damage being done. As the referee notices something, Kanyon brings his hand in again, and pretends he was not doing anything, and Tiamat acts casual outside the ring. As the referee goes back over, watching Kal again, Kanyon reaches his hand back again, as Tiamat begins pulling again. This time the referee see's it, and kicks the hand of Kanyon, and Tiamat. This gives Kal the momentum, as he brings Kanyon over, with a hip-toss. Stretching his arm back, he tries to work the damage out as much as he can, as Kanyon gets up again, and begins pushing Kal into the turnbuckle, his ribs hitting the post. Kanyon begins giving him hard right hands, and as the referee pushes him back, Tiamat gets on the apron, and begins using the chain to choke him. The referee turns around, just as Tiamat gets off the apron. The fans boo's are now echoing as Tiamat acts as if he did nothing. Kanyon comes in now punching the ribs of Kal again. As Kanyon again is forced back, Kal begins holding his ribs, and Tiamat again gets on the apron, choking Kal with the chain. Tiamat gets off the apron, as Kanyon comes in again. He begins tossing Kal into the other posts, and then sends him for an Irish Whip. Kal reverses it, and hits a huge Spinebuster, as both men now lay out cold in the ring. *
1...
2...
3...
4...
*Both men begin getting up*
5...
6...
7...
Both men now on their feet, exchange hard right hands. Kanyon hits a left hand, and as he rushes at Kal, Kal hits a kick to the mid-section, and signals for Jackknife Powerbomb. Lifting him up, smashing him on the ground, Kanyon smartly rolls out of the ring. As the referee leans through the middle ropes, Tiamat, slides in, with a steel chair, he passes it to Kal, and hits a huge Superkick, right into the face of Kal. He quickly gets up to his feet, and knocks Tiamat out with a huge clothesline. Climbing the top-rope, he gets ready to come off, to hit a huge Elbow Drop, but Tiamat quickly reaches his feet, and catches Kal in mid-air, slamming him down with a powerbomb, right on top of the chair. Pulling the chair, he rolls out of the ring, as Kanyon just slides in, at the 9-count. Kanyon drags himself to the pin, getting Kal with 1... 2... 3!*
Winner and still the XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Carlos: It's good to be Kanyon!
Ishnari: This is bullshit. Get that ref fired I've never seen such blatant disregard for the rules. I count at least three events, which the referee should have called this match off as a draw. HEY KANYON - NOBODY!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Ishnari: The great thing about the Nou Camp is, when the smoke rises - the guys in the cheap seat scan't see a thing. The combination of clouds AND pyro aren't good.
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Carlos: Chris Williams is a funny man, but I don't think he can back it up in the ring against Death Trap, the ECF legend.
Ishnari: All this intro needs is The Darkness and its sorted.
XHF United States Championship
Death Trap vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*The bell rings. Both men lock up in the center of the ring. They both battle for a bit, but DT gains the upper hand and locks Chris into a side headlock. Chris quickly backs up and whips DT off the ropes. DT bounces back and is knocked down with a shoulder block. Chris then runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off. He hops over DT as DT springs to his feet. Chris comes back and ducks under DT as DT jumps over. Chris then bounces off the ropes again and is brought down with an Arm Drag. Both men get to their feet as DT takes him down with another Arm Drag, this time holding it into an Arm Bar. The ref asks him if he wants to tap, he shakes his head no as his slams his arm to the mat, but not tapping. He slowly then begins to get to his knees, he then reverses it and whips DT over into an Arm Drag of his own, and locking in the Arm Bar also. DT gets to his knees, then flips Chris over with a Firemans Carry, then locks in a Reverse Chin Lock. Chris battles out and gets to his feet. He punches DT into the gut a couple times, then sticks his head under his arm and goes for a Back Drop. But DT flips over and lands on his feet. He then pushes Chris into the ropes, chest first. As he comes back, DT rolls him up. 1...2...kickout. Both men quickly spring to their feet and take a breather as the crowd cheers for their athleticism. Both men the lock up again, Chris ducks under and sweeps DT, then hits a quick Leg Drop across the neck of DT. He then quickly springs up and Springboards off the second rope and hits a big Reverse Elbow right into the heart of DT and covers. 1...2...kickout.*
*Chris the lifts DT to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Chris then lifts him up to the top turnbuckle and begins to follow, but is caught with a big uppercut, causing Chris to fall off the turnbuckle onto his back. DT the balances himself of the top rope and hits the Frog Splash. He quickly covers 1...2...kickout. DT lifts him up and hits a Body Slam, then follows it up with a Sleeper. But Chris wastes no time and gets to his knees. He elbows DT in the gut twice, then grabs his head with his left arm. He spins and connects with a Swinging Neck Breaker and goes for the pin. 1...2kickout. Chris then picks DT up and whips him, but DT reverses. As Chris bounces off the ropes, DT kneels down and grabs the shins of Chris, then rolls backwards. Causing Chris to land face first on the mat, as DT locks in the Oblivion. Crowd begins to cheer as the ref checks on Chris to tap. He says no and slowly begins to crawl to the ropes, after a few moments he finally reaches them. Causing DT to break the hold. DT lifts him up, but is caught with punches to the gut. Chris then swings for the face, but DT ducks and locks him into a pumphandle, looking for The Deadliest Trap. He lifts him up into the Emerald Fusion, but as he is about to slam him, Chris flips forward and lands on his feet, spins DT and hits the Gyrate!*
Carlos: Well, Chris Williams seems to be backing it up in the ring against Death Trap.
*He then goes for the cover. 12 KICKOUT! Chris begins to get upset as the ref says it was only a two count. He slowly then takes his attention back to DT and begins to lift him back up but is popped right in the chin with another Uppercut. Chris the poke DT in the eye as DT backs up and holds his face. Chris then runs past him and Springboards, going for the Bulldog. He grabs DT's head, but DT grabs Chris waist in mid air, causing Chris to land on his feet. DT then lifts him up and hits a Back Suplex. He doesn't cover, instead climbs to the top rope. DT begins to taunt as the crowd erupts in cheers. DT then balances himself to go for the 450 Splash, he jumps, and executes it perfectly, BUT Chris Williams rolls out of the way as DT crashes face first to the mat, then rolls onto his back. Chris then seizes the opportunity and climbs to the top rope. He balances, and hits a 450 of his own. He then covers him. 123Chris rolls out of the ring and grabs his belt. He taunts as the fans boo. He then staggers up the ramp, falls on his ass once, then continues up.*
Winner: Still the XHF United States Champion, "The Energy" Chris Williams.
Carlos: Oh, I would love to see these two fight again.
Ishnari: Great, clean fight. No referee fuck ups either. Hot action and yeah, I would definitely like to see these two work each other again.
*We fade in backstage, where the area is rather quiet. The camera pans up the hallway, where Dagger is walking down the hall, stretching out her arms and the like. All of a sudden, something almost like a black flash tackles her to the ground, and begins swinging on her extremely violently. The black figure picks her up again, and throws her into the wall, followed up by a few wicks from a kendo stick. The camera pans up, to a grinning Desyree...*
(Desyree) Bitch.
*She drops the kendo stick, and walks away, as a few backstage attendants notice, and rush past her over to Dagger to check on her.*
Carlos: I think it's that time of the month again.
Ishnari: The time of the month for me to make sure Dagger's alright?
Carlos: Sure.
Ishnari: Look after my coat fat boy *leaves*
Carlos: What!?
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.*
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
*Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Carlos: Well um, Im without my partner nowGO HURRICANE.
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Shadow Dragon finally won his Junior Heavyweight championship that he worked so hard on, last Friday on Gastro.
Hurricane vs. Shadow Dragon
*The match starts out as the Junior Heavyweight Champion begins to circle his opponent. Hurricane then holds out his hand and Shadow Dragon reluctantly holds his out as well and they share a handshake. Hurricane then begins to circle as well and both men meet in the center of the ring with a tie up. Shadow Dragon begins to back Hurricane up as they maintain the collar and elbow tie up, but Hurricane is able to base himself and stop Shadow Dragons momentum and begin to shove Shadow Dragon back and towards the corner, but right before they reach the corner Shadow Dragon is able to turn Hurricane and send Hurricane into the corner. Shadow Dragon sends one quick knife-edge chop into the chest of Hurricane. The chop sends a huge echo through out the arena as Hurricane grasps his chest in pain and Shadow Dragon does the honorable thing and steps back to let his opponent out of the corner. Hurricane rubs his chest slightly as he walks out and both men again meet with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. This time Shadow Dragon is once again forcing Hurricane back, but this time much easier. Shadow Dragon pushes Hurricane right for the corner, but as Hurricane is about to be pushed in he turns it around and sends Shadow Dragon into the corner. Hurricane quickly returns the favor and sends a stiff chop to the chest of Shadow Dragon then backs up. Hurricane then drops to his knees and poses to the crowd as Shadow Dragon rubs his chest in pain then runs out of the corner and sends a kick to the side of the head of Hurricane before he knows what is coming. Hurricane is still in the kneeling position as Shadow Dragon steps back and hits a drop kick to the face of Hurricane. Hurricane falls back to the mat and Shadow Dragon makes the quick cover for a two count. Hurricane rolls over onto his stomach as Shadow Dragon makes it to his feet. Shadow Dragon looks down at Hurricane and then begins to move towards the ropes. Shadow Dragon steps through the ropes and stands on the apron as Hurricane struggles to his feet. Hurricane then turns towards Shadow Dragon and Shadow Dragon springboard onto the shoulders of Hurricane going for a rana. Shadow Dragon punches the head of Hurricane trying to complete the Rana, but Hurricane just spins around and falls back sending Shadow Dragon neck first across the top rope. Shadow Dragon rolls around on the mat holding his neck as Hurricane slowly begins to push himself back to his feet. Hurricane stands and waits as Shadow Dragon begins to push himself up as well. Hurricane moves in on Shadow Dragon as Shadow Dragon is now to his feet and as soon as Shadow Dragon turns around Hurricane grabs him by the neck and calls for the Hurri-Slam, but Shadow Dragon breaks free and whips Hurricane into the ropes. Hurricane comes running back at Shadow Dragon who lowers his head and Hurricane leapfrogs over him. Hurricane again hits the ropes and as Shadow Dragon turns Hurricane flies at him and takes him down with a high cross body. Hurricane holds on into a pinning situation and gets a two. Hurricane then springs to his feet and drags Shadow Dragon to his feet as well. Hurricane whips Shadow Dragon into the ropes and lowers his head and as Shadow Dragon runs at him Hurricane hooks Shadow Dragon onto his back and sets up for a Hurri-Dragon Whip, but Shadow Dragon flips through and holds onto the arms of Hurricane and connects with Dragon Whip! Both men are down but Shadow Dragon is able to lay his arm across the chest of Hurricane and get the three count for the win.*
Winner: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: Great clean fight by both the Junior Heavyweight Champion, and the uprising Hurricane.
*Smells like Teen Spirit plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner waiting for his opponent to come out.*
Carlos: Here we are nowentertain us
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and through it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceway and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.*
XHF Championship Match
Reeshi vs. Raven
*Reeshi hands the title to the referee, as Raven attacks him from behind, backing him into the corner. Reeshi turns around through the flurry of punches and lands a strong right hand to Raven, sending him reeling back. He then hits him with a big boot, and stands over Raven, smiling sadistically. He picks up Raven, but Raven battles out, hitting him with more punches. Reeshi smiles, when he blocks two of Raven's swings consecutively, and pulls Raven in, hitting him with a thunderous Spinebuster, which rattles the mat. Reeshi picks up Raven again, and locks him in for the Pain Killer, dropping Raven with a sick thud. He goes down for the pin, but before the ref can count three, Reeshi gets up, slapping Raven in his head. He continues slapping Raven in his head until Raven begins to stir and get up. He finally then pulls Raven towards him, only to nail him back down with a bone-crushing clothesline.*
Carlos: Reeshi is beating Raven bad!
Ishnari: Back.
Carlos: AH!
*Reeshi raises his hands in the air, which is received with a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd, as he stands over a pained and hurting Raven. Reeshi pulls Raven up again, but this time Raven musters up enough energy to send Reeshi reeling back into the referee, effectively taking him out the match. Raven then runs out the ring, crawling underneath the ring while Reeshi isn't looking. Reeshi rolls out the ring, looking around for Raven. He begins to go up the ramp, but Raven crawls back out from under the ring, and makes a mad dash for Reeshi with a chair, only to be met with a stiff boot, sending the chair into Raven's teeth and face. Raven is laid out again. Reeshi picks up Raven, and pulls him up to the stage. He then drags Raven over to the side stage. He sets Raven up, and then sends Raven flying off the stage to the area below with a fierce powerbomb! Raven seems to be out cold, while Reeshi climbs down the stairs on the side of the stage, to drag Raven back up the stairs. He takes a few moments each time to punch Raven to keep him out of it, as he pulls him back towards the ring.*
Carlos: Reeshi is just destroying Raven here. It's almost scary.
Ishnari: I've never seen any one or thing take a beating that bad. Except maybe my cock about ten minutes ago. But y'know - Raven, my cock, they're neck and neck.
Carlos: Youre sick.
Ishnari: You're.....not speaking very much Spanish for a Spanish announcer in Spain.
Carlos:...Qu?
Ishnari: Yeah that's what the Spanish speaking community back home have been thinking for the last hour and a half.
*This is when, out of nowhere, Xtreme Warrior hits a cross body onto Reeshi, taking him down on the ramp! Xtreme Warrior hops back to his feet, and dives at Reeshi who's coming back to his feet, only to get kicked in the gut, followed up with a Coral Reesh, busting Xtreme Warrior wide open. Reeshi spits on Xtreme Warrior, and then picks up Raven, throwing him into the ring. He slides in after him, and Raven begins to fight back once again, only to get kicked in the gut, and dealt the same fate that Xtreme Warrior just was, a Coral Reesh. Reeshi, sadistically grinning, pulls up Raven again, and drops him with another Coral Reesh for kicks. Reeshi picks up Raven a third time, and locks in a Dragon Sleeper, only by this time, Raven were out cold already. The ref raises Raven's arm one time, and it drops... He raises it a second time, and it drops... And he raises it a third time... and it drops.*
Winner, and still XHF Champion by KO: Reeshi
Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.
*Winter Callous steps through the curtains with his arms raised in the air, and his head looking down to the ground. As he gets to the center of the ramp, he brings his arms down and then looks out into the crowd. He slowly walks towards the ring, as Stinkfist by Tool keeps playing.*
Constant over stimulation numbs me
And I wouldn't have
It any other way.
*Winter Callous reaches ringside and then walks around the edge of the ring, slapping hands with some of the fans on the front row, and then slides under the bottom rope at the back of the ring. He quickly stands up and jumps up a turnbuckle, where he holds his arms up once more, shouting out into the cheering crowd. Winter Callous jumps back down and walks over to some ropes, where he awaits the match to begin.*
Carlos: Welcome everybody to Pyro! And what a way to start off, don't you think so Ishnari with this triple threat match?
Ishnari: Hell yeah. Pyro should always start with a bang and that bang is this match here. Lots more to come too we got some title matches on the line - the European on the line for those here in Barcelona, the United States for those getting a bit homesick and the XHF for those who know what's good in the world.
*'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead hits the P.A. system as Ace walks through the black curtain. He begins to walks down the ramp as pyro explodes from both sides and continues to explode and follow Ace down to the bottom of the ramp. He slides in and waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: Ace is a very young and talented superstar. I see good things for him.
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*The lights shut out, quickly, as the Violence Fetish by Disturbed is blasting over the PA system. The entire arena now shaded blue, awaits the entrance of Tiamat...*
How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a time bomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up
*Tiamat appears over the stage, as the crowd erupts into boo's, looking up at him, who is walking slowly down the stage.*
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*Tiamat taunts the crowd, as he gets onto the apron, pouring some water into his mouth. Spitting a mist out at the fans, he steps through the middle ropes, stepping up onto the middle ropes, he pours more water into his mouth, spitting another mist out at the fans, as he tosses the water bottle out also..*
How do you live without playing the game
Sit on the side and expect to keep sane
Step right up and be a part of the action
Come get a piece of it before it's too late
Take a look around
You can't deny what you see
Were living in a violent society
Well my brother let me show you a better way
Now get your game face on because it's time to play
*The music cuts, as Tiamat sits on the 2nd turnbuckle, awaiting for the match to start.*
Carlos: Tiamat is cool.
Ishnari: Yes he is.
Winter Callous vs. Ace vs. Tiamat
Winter opens with swung strikes to Ace's head. The contenders double-team Ace by whipping him into the ropes, Winter flap jacking him and Tiamat landing a DDT. The two attack more with stomps, driving Ace into the corner. Winter takes a step away, and Tiamat whips him toward Ace, hitting a spinning wheel kick. Winter takes the opportunity to climb and hit a second rope leg drop. He covers but Tiamat throws him off. Tiamat whips Ace into the ropes, and bends over for the back body drop. He then realizes that he's bent over in front of Winter Callous, and darts upright, out of the way of Ace. Ace collides with Winter, sending him though the ropes to the outside. Ace turns around and hits Tiamat with a big spear 1 - 2 - kick out. The both get up and exchange blows. Ace hits a brainbuster, and covers again 1 - 2 - kick out. Tiamat is whipped into the ropes and hit with a knee to the stomach on the return. Ace hooks up a full nelson for a slam but Tiamat slips out and nails an inverted atomic drop. With Ace stunned Tiamat throws Ace into the turnbuckle, and follows up with a running splash.
Carlos: In Triple Threat matches, you have to watch out for BOTH your opponents, or you're going to have a bad time.
Ishnari: Masochists aside thats a good point. Triple threats go against all training wrestlers receive.
*Ace is whipped again into the rope, and is caught into the Cobra Clutch. Ace struggles to keep awake as Winter Callous springboards off of the ropes, and nails a kick to his face, taking both him and Tiamat down. As Ace pushes himself up Winter hits an ax kick knocking him back down. He makes the cover 1 - 2 - kick out. Tiamat pounces on Winter with a bodyslam Winter gets up wearily, but launches a quick Santa Clause II at his attacker. Tiamat somehow manages to duck it, and hits a DDT 1 - 2 - broken by Ace. Ace whips Tiamat into the ropes. On the return Tiamat falls over Winter's body. Ace bounces off of the ropes himself and uses Winter's body as a step up for a big splash onto Tiamat 1 - 2 - kick out. Ace stands and turns around to see Winter charging towards him. He ducks and Callous spins around to meet him. Ace hits a swinging neckbreaker. Ace climbs the turnbuckle. He flies of with a flipping senton splash and hits it, rolling up onto his feet into a kick to the gut by Tiamat! Ace falls into a standing head scissors, as Tiamat tries for the Faded Darkness. Ace fights out of the attempt, but Tiamat tries again and hits it! Tiamat rolls Ace over and makes the cover 1 - 2 - broken by Winter with a last minute dive! Winter travels to the top of a nearby turnbuckle, and Tiamat has the same idea. They climb up opposite sides, and meet at the top. They are both about to jump onto the fallen Ace, when Winter puts his arm around Tiamat. Tiamat fights back with punches that send Winter off balance. With Winter trying to stay on the turnbuckle Tiamat steps up to the very top rope, but Winter goes up with him and grabs a side headlock. After balancing himself, Winter Callous hits a top rope bulldog on Tiamat, aiming for Ace, but Ace rolls out of the way, and pins Tiamat with a prawn hold 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner: Ace
Carlos: And Ace gets the win, and a Junior Heavyweight title shot at Gastro.
Ishnari: Ace grabbing the win using his wits. Textbook triple threat finish.
*Awake by Godsmack plays over the speakers. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed like an X in front of his face. He then slowly separates his arms, but picks up speed until they fully extend. He then walks to the ring, climbs up the apron, and walks over the top rope. He then tightens his gloves and cracks his knuckles as he waits for the match to begin. Then Mr. X walks to the side and gets some tables ready and set them up. By the side of the entrance*
Ishnari: Well here comes are hardcore champion
Carlos: Yes one freakish champion I might add
*The lights dim as lighters begin to illuminate the arena and the fans wait in anticipation. "The Fire Still Burns" is displayed up on the Xtreme-Tron as pyro explodes from the stage and "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play over the PA. Kane emerges from behind the curtain with a black towel over his head and looking down at the floor as the crowd boo's the Big Red Machine. He makes his way down the ramp seemingly completely oblivious of the crowd's response as he grows closer to the ring. Kane steps up onto the apron and then over the top rope, he rips the towel from his bald scalp and then stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms into the air then thrusting them down igniting a blast of pyro from each corner post as his music slowly dies down*
Ishnari: you know these two guys have something in common the only can't get it
Carlos: they both where red
Ishnari: Carlos, you better stop the mocking or Im getting my Ish-Miners after you
.Carlos: What the hell is that?
Ishnari: My fans.
Carlos: You have fans?
XHF Hardcore Championship Match
Mr. X vs. Kane
*Kane runs at Mr. X when he's not looking and elbows him in the back. Kane follows up with whipping Mr. X in the ropes and give him a big boot right to the face. Which knocks him down to the mat, Kane doesn't let up and picks Mr. X and tries to slam him, but gets need in the midsection and again tom. X gains control and body slams Kane to the madam. X then throws Kane out to the floor and goes searching under the ring for something. Mr. X pulls out a cookie sheet and hits Kane repeataly. Kane falls to the outside and makes a cover. Referee 1...kick out*
Ishnari: not even a two
Carlos: i can tell your really paying attention
*Mr. X takes his time and gets up. He then picks up Kane and throws him against the guard rails. Mr. X meets him there with a running clothesline that sends him over the railing. Mr. X decides to go get a chair from ringside and takes it with him to the crowd. He waits for Kane to turn around and hits him right in the face. Then sets the chair up, and brings Kane by the side of it, looking to do a DDT, but Kane blocks it and turns him around. Kane lifts him up and Chokeslams Mr. X right on the open chair. The chair is busted backwards and Mr. X is laying down holding his back. Kane moves Mr. X and picks the broken chair up and bends it. He whales Mr. X with the chair and again, then again. Kane looking to be in full control picks him up and brings him through the people. He takes him to the back and slams him into the cement wall. Kane starts to look around for goodies while Mr. X finds a bottle by his side. One Kane comes back and picks him up, Mr. X nails him with it and it busts Kane wide open. Blood just pouring out of the cut and Kane holding his head. Mr. X still a little wobbly, pulls out the table from the wall. He takes all the stuff and throws it off the table. Kane is mean while is holding the cut and it seems as though he can't see. The referee some way let's this thing go on. As Mr. X goes by Kane he nails him with an elbow to the back and a stiff punch. He then looks behind him knowing where the table is, he kicks him in the gut. A nails him with the DDX right through the table, after the huge impact on that move they hardly move*
Ishnari: holy shit, did you see that sick ass move
Carlos: no do you really think I missed it
*Mr. X some how moves over and puts his arm on Kane. As the referee looks around, he gets down and counts the 1...2...kick out by Kane*
Ishnari: some how he kicked out, some how
Carlos: you know every time I see this Mr. X i surely think he's going to die
*Mr. X staggers to his feet and holds his back, after that he falls down from that pain. Some how Kane starts to stir around and gets to his feet. Kane staggers from blood lose but grabs Mr. X by his hair and drags him along. He grabs him by his neck and slams him against a door. The door reads mens room, Kane then moves over and goes in the women's washroom. He throws Mr. X in there and ladies come running out, screaming at the top of their lungs. Kane takes a picture off the wall and waits for Mr. X. As he's about to hit him, Mr. X ducks and kicks Kane, tries to lift him up, but Kane blocks it and kicks him in the gut. Kane powerbombs Mr. X to the bathroom floor, Mr. X grabs his back and Kane makes a pin. Referee 1...2.... and a determined Mr. X kicks out. Kane now pisses punches the referee. He takes Mr. X by his head and brings him to one side of the bathroom*
Ishnari: what is he doing king
Carlos: i think there leaving
*Kane has Mr. X by the head and charges with him at the wall. He throws him into the wall and Mr. X goes right through. Mr. X is laying right outside the bathroom now. As the people start to gather around*
Carlos: i told you he was going to do that
*Kane cuts his throat which signals he's going to finish it off. He takes Mr. X and picks him up but he slides off and is greeted with a low blow. Mr. X is re-energized and takes Mr. X by the food stand*
: you want a hot dog Kane
*Takes a hotdog and shoves it in his face*
: or do you want more than one
*takes Kane by the head and slams his head right throught the hotdog machine. Glass everywhere inside and probably in the head of Kane. Who is bleed like a faucet now. Mr. X takes his time and lays a beating into Kane with kicks. Mr. X takes him toward the ring entrance but instead they walk up stairs that are where the entrance is off the wrestlers. They seem to be climbing the Xtreme Tron and going up*
Ishnari: what the hell is Mr. X doing now king
Carlos: you know what he's doing, he's getting his funeral ready
*as the cameraman falls him and the referee follows them. They come to a point when climbing, where they are at an edge. The fans seem them the whole time climbing the unique Pyro Set. As Mr. X stands at the edge he looks down to where those tables are. We he set up in his entrance the 10 tables down below. They are about 18 feet high 3feet higher than a steal cage. Mr. X takes his hand and applies it by his throat. Kane is knocked out, Mr. X is about to lift Kane, but he awakens and kicks him in the balls. Kane however loses him balance and falls backward. Holding onto his arm and pulling Mr. X with him. They fall and crash through 10 tables*
*Fans chant holy shit*
Cole & Carlos: OH MY GOD...They are dead
*The referee is shocked neither man is moving and the referee hurries and gets down to the entrance. As he gets down both men are still laying there. Kane took more of the damage and is not moving, now some how Mr. X is standing. He signals that he is not done he takes Kane who is limp and motionless in the falling. He takes him to the ring and gets out four more tables. He puts them in the ring and set them up, real slowly. Kane is not moving and Mr. X takes Kane to the top. With the tables hugging the turnbuckles. Mr. X signals it's over, as he tries to pick him up for the DDX, Kane blocks the attempt and grabs Mr. X and chokeslams lifts him in the air. Thus slamming him through the tables and landing on his feet. Kane falls on Mr. X and then gets the 1.....2.....2.99.... Mr. X kicks out one more time*
Ishnari: Mr. X is definitely fighting for the best in the hardcore division ever
Carlos: well he's not since the best is with Mongo Corp.
*Kane is pissed now and is letting the fans see it. He goes outside and gets the steal steps and throws them in the ring. He Cuts his throat and gets on top of those stairs with Mr. X, but again it's interrupted as Mr. X fights out of it. Then he DDT's Kane on those stairs. Making Kane take a real bad bump, Mr. X signals it's over and puts Kane on the top rope backwards. He goes up to the top with Kane. They are both standing up on the top rope and holding their balance. Mr. X picks Kane up and falls forward hitting the X'ed Out...Kane was slammed on the mat with his head hitting first.*
Ishnari: X'ed Out from the top rope
Carlos: and we accomplished killing Kane tonight
*Mr. X covers the broken and limp body of Kane. The referee makes the 1...2...3...*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Mr. X
Carlos: Wow.
Ishnari: Sweetness.
*Kane is now moving but hardly at all. Still tons of blood is pouring from his face and Mr. X is on the mat holding his back from all the damage it took from the match. Mr. X walks out on his own two feet, while Kane needs help because he's staggering from the big lose of blood. Fans end of giving a standing ovation for the match these guys dished out*
Carlos: That was great.
*Kevin Nash's current theme hits, and Kal comes out from behind the curtain. He walks to the ring, giving a few hands hand shakes on the way to the ring. He rolls into the ring. He stands in the front of the ropes and throws up a single fist. Pyro goes off from above and all four turnbuckles. He then goes over to the far ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises both fists (ala Triple H).*
Carlos: I like seeing new stars trying to get their way to the top fast.
Ishnari: If he gets this match done the way he wants to, he'll be at the top in the crowd's mind. Check out this packed Nou Camp stadium. I can't see the sky in this place, the more a look up the more people I see!
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Carlos: Who betta than Kanyon Ish? So far he's been perfect from winning Phoenix titles, to the European title. He's awesome.
Ishnari: If we were judging on recent form and title acquisitions, I would say just me, and that's fucking good.
XHF European Championship
Kanyon vs. Kal Grayson
*The bell sounds, and right away, Kanyon busts out of the turnbuckle, and takes Kal down with a clothesline, and taunts for him to get back up. Kanyon stares down at Kal, who quickly gets to his feet, and ducks the second clothesline. Kanyon bounces off the ropes, with Kal hitting a shoulder backdrop, and Kanyon hitting the mat, holding his lower back in pain. Kal pulls Kanyon to his feet, and lifting him up. Taking a few steps, he slams Kanyon down on his knee, the lower back of Kanyon colliding with the knee. Kanyon rolls to the ropes, backing away, as Kal walks towards him. Cowering back in the turnbuckle, as Kal sets Kanyon for an elbow, but Kanyon quickly pokes Kal in the eye. Kanyon walks up to Kal, grinning, elbowing him. He lifts him for a Scoop Slam, and Kal hits the mat. He begins stomping the body of Kal, and quickly lifts him. With an Irish Whip, he sends Kal to the ropes, and Kal comes back with a huge clothesline, and as he hits the ropes again, Kanyon gets up, and hits a huge Neckbreaker.*
Ishnari: Good match so far, and this hot crowd is making it all the better.
*Kanyon taunts to the crowd, as they all boo him, and with a shocked look, he turns around and Kal hits an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Kanyon looks shocked, and gets up again, running at Kal, Kal hits a hip-toss, and Kanyon continues getting up. Hard right hands keep sending him down. Kanyon rolls out of the ring, quickly, and tries to regain his composure. Waving the match away, he grabs his title, and begins walking away. Kal begins getting frustrated, and slides out of the ring. A huge clothesline to the back of Kanyon, he grabs him by the hair, and begins dragging him towards the ring. Tossing him into the ring, he quickly follows in, and looks at Kanyon who is crawling back, trying to avoid Kal. As Kal gets closer, Kanyon pulls the ref towards him, and pulls himself forward, low-blowing Kal. As the referee begins yelling at Kanyon, he begins denying cheating, and saying it was an accident. "Who Betta Than Kanyon?" he shouts, taunting to the crowd.*
Carlos: That's what I like about Kanyon, he can mock the crowd and still make it look good.
Ishnari: Mocking the crowd always looks good. Good from my bouncy seat here away form the riots. NOBODY.
*Kanyon begins slowly lifting Kal, as the crowd begins giving Kal momentum, as he gives Kanyon punches to the mid-section. Coming back, he uses an Irish-whip, sending Kanyon to the turnbuckle, and follows in quickly with a clothesline. Kal beginning to go on the offensive end, attempts to hit the Jackhammer. As Kal Grayson is lifting Kanyon up, from the curtains is running Tiamat, sliding into the ring, Kal slams Kanyon down on the mat, and pins him. The referee being distracted, trying to get Tiamat out of the ring. As Kal gets up, after ten seconds of pinning Kanyon, he looks over at the referee, as Kal and Tiamat begin arguing, and a chain flying out of Tiamat's hand, landing next to Kanyon. Kanyon gets up, looking at Tiamat in wonder, wondering why he is helping him again. He picks up the chain, and wrapping around his fist, he turns Kal around, and hits him, then quickly hides the chain, as the referee see's the hit. Kanyon pins Kal, 1... 2... Kal gets his foot on the rope!*
Carlos: Though Kal is new, he seems to know the ring pretty well by getting to the ropes before he gets pinned.
Ishnari: Give the guy some respect don't patronize him. He's got his basics sorted. The referee shoulda just let Tiamat waltz right into the ring - the second this match was declared a no contest all the punishment needed would have come from the two men in the ring right now.
*Tiamat gets back on the apron, distracting the referee, as Kanyon gets a steel chair in the ring, and about to hit Kal, Kal hits the Superkick, sending the chair back into the face of Kanyon, and kicking the chair out of the ring, he spins around, tossing Tiamat off of the apron. Falling to his knees, then pinning Kanyon, the referee counts, 1... 2... Kanyon just gets his shoulder up. Kal begins getting frustrated, as Kanyon reaches for the chain once again. As he pulls it out, Kal knees him, as he drops the chain on the mat, and Tiamat slides his hand in, grabbing the chain, hiding it. The referee walks over to Tiamat, wondering what he has, as Tiamat denies having anything.*
Tiamat: I didnt have anything.
Referee: Okay.
*Referee shakes his head, believing him, he turns around to officiate the match. Kanyon locks in an abdominal stretch, as the referee looks at Kal, and Kanyon reaches his hand back, as Tiamat grabs it, pulling, multiplying the damage being done. As the referee notices something, Kanyon brings his hand in again, and pretends he was not doing anything, and Tiamat acts casual outside the ring. As the referee goes back over, watching Kal again, Kanyon reaches his hand back again, as Tiamat begins pulling again. This time the referee see's it, and kicks the hand of Kanyon, and Tiamat. This gives Kal the momentum, as he brings Kanyon over, with a hip-toss. Stretching his arm back, he tries to work the damage out as much as he can, as Kanyon gets up again, and begins pushing Kal into the turnbuckle, his ribs hitting the post. Kanyon begins giving him hard right hands, and as the referee pushes him back, Tiamat gets on the apron, and begins using the chain to choke him. The referee turns around, just as Tiamat gets off the apron. The fans boo's are now echoing as Tiamat acts as if he did nothing. Kanyon comes in now punching the ribs of Kal again. As Kanyon again is forced back, Kal begins holding his ribs, and Tiamat again gets on the apron, choking Kal with the chain. Tiamat gets off the apron, as Kanyon comes in again. He begins tossing Kal into the other posts, and then sends him for an Irish Whip. Kal reverses it, and hits a huge Spinebuster, as both men now lay out cold in the ring. *
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*Both men begin getting up*
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Both men now on their feet, exchange hard right hands. Kanyon hits a left hand, and as he rushes at Kal, Kal hits a kick to the mid-section, and signals for Jackknife Powerbomb. Lifting him up, smashing him on the ground, Kanyon smartly rolls out of the ring. As the referee leans through the middle ropes, Tiamat, slides in, with a steel chair, he passes it to Kal, and hits a huge Superkick, right into the face of Kal. He quickly gets up to his feet, and knocks Tiamat out with a huge clothesline. Climbing the top-rope, he gets ready to come off, to hit a huge Elbow Drop, but Tiamat quickly reaches his feet, and catches Kal in mid-air, slamming him down with a powerbomb, right on top of the chair. Pulling the chair, he rolls out of the ring, as Kanyon just slides in, at the 9-count. Kanyon drags himself to the pin, getting Kal with 1... 2... 3!*
Winner and still the XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Carlos: It's good to be Kanyon!
Ishnari: This is bullshit. Get that ref fired I've never seen such blatant disregard for the rules. I count at least three events, which the referee should have called this match off as a draw. HEY KANYON - NOBODY!
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Ishnari: The great thing about the Nou Camp is, when the smoke rises - the guys in the cheap seat scan't see a thing. The combination of clouds AND pyro aren't good.
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Carlos: Chris Williams is a funny man, but I don't think he can back it up in the ring against Death Trap, the ECF legend.
Ishnari: All this intro needs is The Darkness and its sorted.
XHF United States Championship
Death Trap vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*The bell rings. Both men lock up in the center of the ring. They both battle for a bit, but DT gains the upper hand and locks Chris into a side headlock. Chris quickly backs up and whips DT off the ropes. DT bounces back and is knocked down with a shoulder block. Chris then runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off. He hops over DT as DT springs to his feet. Chris comes back and ducks under DT as DT jumps over. Chris then bounces off the ropes again and is brought down with an Arm Drag. Both men get to their feet as DT takes him down with another Arm Drag, this time holding it into an Arm Bar. The ref asks him if he wants to tap, he shakes his head no as his slams his arm to the mat, but not tapping. He slowly then begins to get to his knees, he then reverses it and whips DT over into an Arm Drag of his own, and locking in the Arm Bar also. DT gets to his knees, then flips Chris over with a Firemans Carry, then locks in a Reverse Chin Lock. Chris battles out and gets to his feet. He punches DT into the gut a couple times, then sticks his head under his arm and goes for a Back Drop. But DT flips over and lands on his feet. He then pushes Chris into the ropes, chest first. As he comes back, DT rolls him up. 1...2...kickout. Both men quickly spring to their feet and take a breather as the crowd cheers for their athleticism. Both men the lock up again, Chris ducks under and sweeps DT, then hits a quick Leg Drop across the neck of DT. He then quickly springs up and Springboards off the second rope and hits a big Reverse Elbow right into the heart of DT and covers. 1...2...kickout.*
*Chris the lifts DT to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Chris then lifts him up to the top turnbuckle and begins to follow, but is caught with a big uppercut, causing Chris to fall off the turnbuckle onto his back. DT the balances himself of the top rope and hits the Frog Splash. He quickly covers 1...2...kickout. DT lifts him up and hits a Body Slam, then follows it up with a Sleeper. But Chris wastes no time and gets to his knees. He elbows DT in the gut twice, then grabs his head with his left arm. He spins and connects with a Swinging Neck Breaker and goes for the pin. 1...2kickout. Chris then picks DT up and whips him, but DT reverses. As Chris bounces off the ropes, DT kneels down and grabs the shins of Chris, then rolls backwards. Causing Chris to land face first on the mat, as DT locks in the Oblivion. Crowd begins to cheer as the ref checks on Chris to tap. He says no and slowly begins to crawl to the ropes, after a few moments he finally reaches them. Causing DT to break the hold. DT lifts him up, but is caught with punches to the gut. Chris then swings for the face, but DT ducks and locks him into a pumphandle, looking for The Deadliest Trap. He lifts him up into the Emerald Fusion, but as he is about to slam him, Chris flips forward and lands on his feet, spins DT and hits the Gyrate!*
Carlos: Well, Chris Williams seems to be backing it up in the ring against Death Trap.
*He then goes for the cover. 12 KICKOUT! Chris begins to get upset as the ref says it was only a two count. He slowly then takes his attention back to DT and begins to lift him back up but is popped right in the chin with another Uppercut. Chris the poke DT in the eye as DT backs up and holds his face. Chris then runs past him and Springboards, going for the Bulldog. He grabs DT's head, but DT grabs Chris waist in mid air, causing Chris to land on his feet. DT then lifts him up and hits a Back Suplex. He doesn't cover, instead climbs to the top rope. DT begins to taunt as the crowd erupts in cheers. DT then balances himself to go for the 450 Splash, he jumps, and executes it perfectly, BUT Chris Williams rolls out of the way as DT crashes face first to the mat, then rolls onto his back. Chris then seizes the opportunity and climbs to the top rope. He balances, and hits a 450 of his own. He then covers him. 123Chris rolls out of the ring and grabs his belt. He taunts as the fans boo. He then staggers up the ramp, falls on his ass once, then continues up.*
Winner: Still the XHF United States Champion, "The Energy" Chris Williams.
Carlos: Oh, I would love to see these two fight again.
Ishnari: Great, clean fight. No referee fuck ups either. Hot action and yeah, I would definitely like to see these two work each other again.
*We fade in backstage, where the area is rather quiet. The camera pans up the hallway, where Dagger is walking down the hall, stretching out her arms and the like. All of a sudden, something almost like a black flash tackles her to the ground, and begins swinging on her extremely violently. The black figure picks her up again, and throws her into the wall, followed up by a few wicks from a kendo stick. The camera pans up, to a grinning Desyree...*
(Desyree) Bitch.
*She drops the kendo stick, and walks away, as a few backstage attendants notice, and rush past her over to Dagger to check on her.*
Carlos: I think it's that time of the month again.
Ishnari: The time of the month for me to make sure Dagger's alright?
Carlos: Sure.
Ishnari: Look after my coat fat boy *leaves*
Carlos: What!?
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.*
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
*Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Carlos: Well um, Im without my partner nowGO HURRICANE.
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Shadow Dragon finally won his Junior Heavyweight championship that he worked so hard on, last Friday on Gastro.
Hurricane vs. Shadow Dragon
*The match starts out as the Junior Heavyweight Champion begins to circle his opponent. Hurricane then holds out his hand and Shadow Dragon reluctantly holds his out as well and they share a handshake. Hurricane then begins to circle as well and both men meet in the center of the ring with a tie up. Shadow Dragon begins to back Hurricane up as they maintain the collar and elbow tie up, but Hurricane is able to base himself and stop Shadow Dragons momentum and begin to shove Shadow Dragon back and towards the corner, but right before they reach the corner Shadow Dragon is able to turn Hurricane and send Hurricane into the corner. Shadow Dragon sends one quick knife-edge chop into the chest of Hurricane. The chop sends a huge echo through out the arena as Hurricane grasps his chest in pain and Shadow Dragon does the honorable thing and steps back to let his opponent out of the corner. Hurricane rubs his chest slightly as he walks out and both men again meet with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. This time Shadow Dragon is once again forcing Hurricane back, but this time much easier. Shadow Dragon pushes Hurricane right for the corner, but as Hurricane is about to be pushed in he turns it around and sends Shadow Dragon into the corner. Hurricane quickly returns the favor and sends a stiff chop to the chest of Shadow Dragon then backs up. Hurricane then drops to his knees and poses to the crowd as Shadow Dragon rubs his chest in pain then runs out of the corner and sends a kick to the side of the head of Hurricane before he knows what is coming. Hurricane is still in the kneeling position as Shadow Dragon steps back and hits a drop kick to the face of Hurricane. Hurricane falls back to the mat and Shadow Dragon makes the quick cover for a two count. Hurricane rolls over onto his stomach as Shadow Dragon makes it to his feet. Shadow Dragon looks down at Hurricane and then begins to move towards the ropes. Shadow Dragon steps through the ropes and stands on the apron as Hurricane struggles to his feet. Hurricane then turns towards Shadow Dragon and Shadow Dragon springboard onto the shoulders of Hurricane going for a rana. Shadow Dragon punches the head of Hurricane trying to complete the Rana, but Hurricane just spins around and falls back sending Shadow Dragon neck first across the top rope. Shadow Dragon rolls around on the mat holding his neck as Hurricane slowly begins to push himself back to his feet. Hurricane stands and waits as Shadow Dragon begins to push himself up as well. Hurricane moves in on Shadow Dragon as Shadow Dragon is now to his feet and as soon as Shadow Dragon turns around Hurricane grabs him by the neck and calls for the Hurri-Slam, but Shadow Dragon breaks free and whips Hurricane into the ropes. Hurricane comes running back at Shadow Dragon who lowers his head and Hurricane leapfrogs over him. Hurricane again hits the ropes and as Shadow Dragon turns Hurricane flies at him and takes him down with a high cross body. Hurricane holds on into a pinning situation and gets a two. Hurricane then springs to his feet and drags Shadow Dragon to his feet as well. Hurricane whips Shadow Dragon into the ropes and lowers his head and as Shadow Dragon runs at him Hurricane hooks Shadow Dragon onto his back and sets up for a Hurri-Dragon Whip, but Shadow Dragon flips through and holds onto the arms of Hurricane and connects with Dragon Whip! Both men are down but Shadow Dragon is able to lay his arm across the chest of Hurricane and get the three count for the win.*
Winner: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: Great clean fight by both the Junior Heavyweight Champion, and the uprising Hurricane.
*Smells like Teen Spirit plays over the PA and Raven makes his way down the ramp and gets up on the apron and turnbuckles and spreads his arms like wings to the crowd. He takes off his jacket and gets in the ring and sits in the corner waiting for his opponent to come out.*
Carlos: Here we are nowentertain us
*The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, laser pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.*
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
*A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and through it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceway and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.*
XHF Championship Match
Reeshi vs. Raven
*Reeshi hands the title to the referee, as Raven attacks him from behind, backing him into the corner. Reeshi turns around through the flurry of punches and lands a strong right hand to Raven, sending him reeling back. He then hits him with a big boot, and stands over Raven, smiling sadistically. He picks up Raven, but Raven battles out, hitting him with more punches. Reeshi smiles, when he blocks two of Raven's swings consecutively, and pulls Raven in, hitting him with a thunderous Spinebuster, which rattles the mat. Reeshi picks up Raven again, and locks him in for the Pain Killer, dropping Raven with a sick thud. He goes down for the pin, but before the ref can count three, Reeshi gets up, slapping Raven in his head. He continues slapping Raven in his head until Raven begins to stir and get up. He finally then pulls Raven towards him, only to nail him back down with a bone-crushing clothesline.*
Carlos: Reeshi is beating Raven bad!
Ishnari: Back.
Carlos: AH!
*Reeshi raises his hands in the air, which is received with a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd, as he stands over a pained and hurting Raven. Reeshi pulls Raven up again, but this time Raven musters up enough energy to send Reeshi reeling back into the referee, effectively taking him out the match. Raven then runs out the ring, crawling underneath the ring while Reeshi isn't looking. Reeshi rolls out the ring, looking around for Raven. He begins to go up the ramp, but Raven crawls back out from under the ring, and makes a mad dash for Reeshi with a chair, only to be met with a stiff boot, sending the chair into Raven's teeth and face. Raven is laid out again. Reeshi picks up Raven, and pulls him up to the stage. He then drags Raven over to the side stage. He sets Raven up, and then sends Raven flying off the stage to the area below with a fierce powerbomb! Raven seems to be out cold, while Reeshi climbs down the stairs on the side of the stage, to drag Raven back up the stairs. He takes a few moments each time to punch Raven to keep him out of it, as he pulls him back towards the ring.*
Carlos: Reeshi is just destroying Raven here. It's almost scary.
Ishnari: I've never seen any one or thing take a beating that bad. Except maybe my cock about ten minutes ago. But y'know - Raven, my cock, they're neck and neck.
Carlos: Youre sick.
Ishnari: You're.....not speaking very much Spanish for a Spanish announcer in Spain.
Carlos:...Qu?
Ishnari: Yeah that's what the Spanish speaking community back home have been thinking for the last hour and a half.
*This is when, out of nowhere, Xtreme Warrior hits a cross body onto Reeshi, taking him down on the ramp! Xtreme Warrior hops back to his feet, and dives at Reeshi who's coming back to his feet, only to get kicked in the gut, followed up with a Coral Reesh, busting Xtreme Warrior wide open. Reeshi spits on Xtreme Warrior, and then picks up Raven, throwing him into the ring. He slides in after him, and Raven begins to fight back once again, only to get kicked in the gut, and dealt the same fate that Xtreme Warrior just was, a Coral Reesh. Reeshi, sadistically grinning, pulls up Raven again, and drops him with another Coral Reesh for kicks. Reeshi picks up Raven a third time, and locks in a Dragon Sleeper, only by this time, Raven were out cold already. The ref raises Raven's arm one time, and it drops... He raises it a second time, and it drops... And he raises it a third time... and it drops.*
Winner, and still XHF Champion by KO: Reeshi