Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 23:19:38 GMT -5
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
The music of Kurt Angle "Medal" begins to blare throughout the arena, the crowd chants "You Suck" along with the song as Angle makes his way onto the ramp, he stands... almost frozen, before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky. The red, white, and blue pyro rise from the ground into the air in an array of color. The gold medalist makes his way to the ring, still with the same mixed reactions...he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl in the ring. He takes off his warm-up jacket, then he warms up in the corner as his music dies out.
Death Trap vs. Kurt Angle
Submission Match
*The ref calls for the bell as Kurt Angle and DT lock up in the center of the ring, with Angle quickly capitalizing with a quick switch around behind Death Trap, with the standard Chicken Wing, which DT twists back around into a Northern Lights Suplex, which Angle quickly kicks out of.*
Carlos: Wow.
Ishnari: What Carlos means by that is, "Good technical matwork to start off this interesting contest".
Carlos: Umm, yeah.
*Kurt comes back to his feet with DT, quickly dropping him with a Drop Toe Hold, and going for the Ankle, until DT reverses it and shoves Angle across the ring. DT comes back to his feet, and goes to pick up Kurt, but Kurt tackles DT at his knees, taking him down face first, leaving Angle to go for the Angle Lock a second time, this time grabbing DT's foot. DT pulls quickly, and grabs the ropes before Angle can pull him back, and he wrenches DT's ankle a final time, and drops his leg.*
Carlos: Looks like Angle's looking to finish this match up early.
Ishnari: You think?
Carlos: Yes I do.
Ishnari: Shut up.
*DT comes back up to his feet, hopping a little. Kurt rushes him with a clothesline, but DT ducks, and pulls out a Neckbreaker Drop, dropping Angle onto his shoulder somewhat like a reverse stunner. Angle grabs his neck, and kicks his feet on the mat. DT gets up, and picks up Angle, with a front Suplex, but locks it, and kicks his legs up to set Angle up for another Suplex, and connects. He goes for a third, and connects it, and rolls over Angle's body, hooking his neck and picking Angle up backwards, into "The Trap". Angle begins to squirm, but he pushes off his legs, and flips backwards over DT, planting him with a Reverse DDT, and both men are down*
Carlos: What an excellent effort on both the parts of DT and Angle.
Ishnari: Yeah, they're truly suprising me with their abilities.
*DT gets up at the same time as Kurt, and hits Kurt with a Belly to Belly, which Kurt quickly rolls through, back to his feet. He nails DT with a clothesline, but DT rebounds back to his feet, and Kurt hits him with a Body Block. He then goes for DT's Ankle again, but DT reverses, hooking both of Angle's legs while he's on the floor, and rolling through somewhat like a Rolling Boston Crab, only he stands up more into the position for the Oblivion. He pulls back on Angle's legs, but Angle squirms for the ropes. DT sits down a bit, and pulls Angle back to the center of the ring, where Angle's forced to tap.*
Winner by Submission: Death Trap
Carlos: And DT picks up the win over Kurt Angle!
Ishnari: DT is truly a man to be reckoned with, and he pointed that out by defeating a seasoned Olympic Veteran.
Carlos: Nobody can stop DT!
Ishnari: Shut up.
*All of a sudden, as DT begins to leave the ring, backing up the ramp, he's downed by a sickening thud from the crash of a steel chair to his back, by Charlie Velez! Velez begins to stomp away at DT, as Kurt Angle rolls out the ring to join in the frenzy, but before Kurt can get to DT and Velez, Diamond is hopping off the barricade, with a Cross Body onto Velez, taking him down on the steel-plated ramp. He begins to beat onto the head of Velez with hard right hands. He then gets up, tears off his shirt, as DT gets up, and the two begin to clean house. DT takes down Angle with right hands, followed up by a X Bomb! Diamond then picks up Velez, and signals for the Diamond Cutter, but changes it up to DT's very own Rolling Blackout, in sheer respect for his partner! Diamond plants Velez, and then DT and Diamond raise each other's hands at the top of the ramp, Diamond pointing to DT as they head backstage.*
Carlos: Damn, they're actually good.
Ishnari: Another evil plot foiled by Anarchy Inc.
Carlos: Bro, you sound dumb.
Ishnari: That's the kettle calling the pot black.
Carlos: Isn't it the-
Ishnari: Oh shut up! Stupid Mexicans.
Carlos: Dude, I'm Puerto Rican.
Ishnari: WHATEVER!
*Kevin Nash's current theme hits, and Kal comes out from behind the curtain. He walks to the ring, giving a few hands hand shakes on the way to the ring. He rolls into the ring. He stands in the front of the ropes and throws up a single fist. Pyro goes off from above and all four turnbuckles. He then goes over to the far ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises both fists (ala Triple H).*
Carlos: He doesnt look too happy.
Ishnari: You dont say.
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*The lights shut out, quickly, as the Violence Fetish by Disturbed is blasting over the PA system. The entire arena now shaded blue, awaits the entrance of Tiamat...*
How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a time bomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up
*Tiamat appears over the stage, as the crowd erupts into boo's, looking up at him, who is walking slowly down the stage.*
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*Tiamat taunts the crowd, as he gets onto the apron, pouring some water into his mouth. Spitting a mist out at the fans, he steps through the middle ropes, stepping up onto the middle ropes, he pours more water into his mouth, spitting another mist out at the fans, as he tosses the water bottle out also..*
How do you live without playing the game
Sit on the side and expect to keep sane
Step right up and be a part of the action
Come get a piece of it before it's too late
Take a look around
You can't deny what you see
Were living in a violent society
Well my brother let me show you a better way
Now get your game face on because it's time to play
*The music cuts, as Tiamat sits on the 2nd turnbuckle, awaiting for the match to start.*
Carlos: I dont like this guy.
Ishnari: Yeah, he seems like a loser.
Carlos: He looks a lot like that one singer.
Ishnari: Hey well when your music sucks that bad, youve gotta find something to do.
*The arena lights dim as the voices of Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent overtake the PA system (Lloyd) Man we gotta go get something to eat man. Im hungry as a motherfucker. (50)Ay yo man, damn whats taking homie so long? (Lloyd)50, calm down, here he come Nine shots ring out over the PA followed by both men screaming Ahh, ohh, what the fuck!? (50)Ahh! son, pull up! pull up! Followed up by 50 Cents Many Men (Wish Death) Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp.
Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Venom looks around at the crowd from under his hood as he walks down the ramp, and as the Verse again breaks in Venom leaps up onto the ring apron. Venom again takes a look around at the crowd then hops over the top rope into the ring. He stops in the center of the ring and begins bouncing around until the chorus hits again, and then he pulls off his hood and runs to the corner. Venom runs to each corner taunting the crowd from each corner until the song comes to a close.*
Carlos: And here is our ref for the match.
Ishnari: Its pretty sad that the best thing this guy can get for himself is a ref spot.
Kal Grayson vs. Tiamat
*Grayson quickly lays into Tiamat with a clothesline and then lifts him up and whips him to the ropes and hits a devastating spinebuster. He lifts him back to his feet and whips him to the turnbuckle and charges but Tiamat gets the foot up and nails him in the face. Grayson stumbles back a little and then charges again but Tiamat moves and he collides with the turnbuckle.*
Carlos: Yep, all he can really do to survive is run.
Ishnari: Truer words have never been spoken.
*Tiamat attempts to do a tornado DDT but Grayson holds onto him and drops him with a back body drop. He gets to his feet and signals for a suplex, he lifts Tiamat up into the air and holds him there for a few seconds before finally dropping him down hard onto the mat with a sickening thud. Grayson gets to his feet and walks to the corner of the ring and calls for the Sweet Chin Music.*
Ishnari: This could be it.
Carlos: Yeah, Tiamat really does suck.
*Tiamat soon gets to his feet and Grayson calls for it, and lets loose with a super kick but Tiamat ducks under his foot and nails Grayson with a super kick of his own and hooks the leg, 1 2 Grayson barely gets the shoulder up as Tiamat grabs his head in disbelief.*
Carlos: Oh my god, he actually mounted some offense.
Ishnari: He still sucks
*Grayson gets up in a mad fit of anger as he refuses to lose again, Tiamat attempts to whip him to the ropes but he grabs onto him and plants him with a Jackhammer! He doesnt go for the pin but instead bends down and picks him back up, he places his head in between his legs and raises his fist into the air, he then lifts him up and then releases him dropping him into the mat with the Jackknife Powerbomb!*
Carlos: Holy shit that is a 6 foot drop!
Ishnari: Its crazy isnt it?
*Grayson falls to his knees and hooks the leg as Venom counts, 1 2 3.*
Winner: Kal Grayson
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Carlos: Heres the creator of this match.
Ishnari: Hes a genius. Look at this match, its very unique if you think about it.
Carlos: I think its stupid.
Ishnari: I think youre stupid.
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.*
Ishnari: Platinum is a very talented athlete, I wont be surprised if he wins tonight.
XHF United States Heavyweight Championship Coffee Mug II Match
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Platinum
*The bell rings and we are on our way Chris and Platinum stalk each other and they lock up. Chris pushes Platinum into the corner, but Platinum starts pushing Chris into the opposite turnbuckle. Chris and Platinum pushed each other right back into the middle of the ring. Chris throws one of Platinums arms away and kicks Platinum in the ribs twice. Chris then goes for a spinning kick to Platinums face. Platinum ducks and trips Williams off his feet, then goes for a standing moonsault, Williams rolls out of the way and flips himself up, and Platinum hits the mat. Williams tries to stomp on Platinums face, but Platinum rolls out of the way, and Williams tries again but fails. Platinum kicks Williams in the back, then flips himself up. Williams runs back for a clothesline, but Platinum ducks. Williams bounces back off the ropes at Platinum. Platinum jumps up, but Williams caught on early and changes Platinums counter into a sitout Powerbomb!*
Carlos: And finally someone has proven to be the better one out of that contest.
Ishnari: What? The contest isnt over yet, Carlos. Theyre just getting started!
*Chris goes for the pinfall, 1...2.kick out. Chris gets up and pulls up Platinum, Chris then locks up Platinum for a Suplex of some sort, but Platinum pushes Chris away from him. Chris stumbles back into the ropes, and Platinum goes for a clothesline, but Chris ducks and pulls the ropes down with him, and Platinum goes right over the ropes, but instead of going onto the floor, he lands on the floor. Chris gets up and turns to Platinum, and Platinum belly to belly suplexes Chris over the rope and onto the floor. Platinum goes back into the ring. Platinum sees Chris getting up, and runs to the opposite of the ring, bounces off the ropes, and jumps on the top rope and launches himself at Chris Williams body splashing him down!*
Carlos: Good god that was high risk!
Ishnari: Yes it was calm down
*Platinum gets up and throws Chris into the ring barricade. Chris stumbles away from Platinum towards the ramp. Platinum walks to Chris, but then Chris trips Platinum with both his feet, causing Platinum to hit jaw first into a coffee machine! Chris Williams finds a package of coffee beans and puts them into the coffee machine. Platinum then attacks from behind Chris. Platinum stomps on Chris and throws him into the ring. Platinum looks under the ring for some weapons, and finds a coffee grinder. He throws it into the ring. He then finds a barrel of coffee beans and rolls it out from under the ring. He hauls it onto the apron, but then Chris Williams dropkicks it into Platinum! The barrel opens up and tons and tons of beans shoot out of the opening. Chris gets up, and runs up the top rope and out to ringside at Platinum, and does a hurricanrana! Platinum gets rolled into the ring, as Chris takes the pitcher from the coffee machine. Williams gets into the ring, and walks around Platinum on the floor. He looks around the arena, and then slowly but painfully pours the hot coffee on Platinum. Platinum lets out a yell and gets up and tries to get it off of him cause it is so hot.*
Carlos: Damn that must have hurt.
Ishnari: I bet it did hurt, I bet it did!
*Platinum is thrown into the turnbuckle, and Chris smashes Platinums head into a coffee mug. Platinum is now bleeding partially from the forehead. Chris throws Platinum into the other turnbuckle. Platinum runs up the pads and turns quickly around to Chris Williams. Platinum jumps off and wraps up Chriss head and does the Tornado DDT! Platinum stomps on Chris Williams and climbs a turnbuckle. Platinum goes for the Platinum Status, But Williams rolls out of the way. Platinum gets on one of his knees, and Chris Williams smashes the coffee pitcher right into Platinums face! Chris goes for the pin, 12kick out at the last half second. Chris pulls up Platinum and throws him into the ropes. Platinum comes back ducks a standing clothesline, and bounces back off the ropes. Chris bends over, and Platinum rolls over Chriss back, then hits a German Suplex! Platinum hooks on the Crippler Crossface! Chris yells in agony, and tries to reach the bottom rope in front of him. Chris Williams stretches and stretches are far as he can, and he gets his hand on the rope. Platinum holds on to the Crossface for 4 more seconds and lets go. Platinum drags Chris Williams near a turnbuckle. He then climbs a turnbuckle, poses, and flies off for the Money Maker, but misses! Platinum climbs to his feet holding his stomach, and Williams hits the Gyrate! Williams covers Platinum, 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF United States Heavyweight Championship: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: Now the series of Coffee Mug matches are split one a piece!
*Chris Williams climbs up to his feet and holds his arms in the air, when Death Trap runs down the ramp! Death Trap slides into the ring and Chris Williams turns around, and the two begin to trade blows. Death Trap lifts a knee into the stomach of Chris Williams, bending Chris Williams over. Death Trap lifts Chris Williams up to his shoulders and stares at the crowd, but then slams Williams down with the Rolling Blackout! Death Trap immediately stands up and stares down at Chris Williams, and then heads out of the ring and then to the back.*
Ishnari: Death Trap is here to send a message!
Carlos: Once Chris Williams smells the coffee hell get up, drink the coffee, and then remember what just happened.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then Proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. GD then gets on the opposite turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: Gravedigger is at a huge disadvantage, he doesnt even know who is opponent is.
Ishnari: I think when youre a wrestler, you should be prepared even if you dont know your opponent.
*The lights go out, and "Frantic" by Metallica blast out the PA system. A green light shines on the top of the ramp, and Destruction walks out with a water bottle in his hand, with both XWF and WWO Titles over his shoulders, as Tylene Buck is behind him. Destructions wearing his "Eve Of Destruction" jumpsuit, and the two continue to walk down the ramp. They finally reach the bottom and Destruction looks around the arena, as Tylene Buck walks up the ring steps and goes between the bottom and middle rope. Destruction drinks some water, and then throws it into the crowd. He jumps on the apron and then stands on the apron with multicolored lights shining on him as the song begins to enter its second chorus.
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO titles up, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, like he did earlier on the apron. He stands there for a while and looks around the arena, and then jumps up and is handed a microphone, by Tylene Buck. He signals for his music to cut, and it does. Destruction gives Tylene Buck both the XWF World Heavyweight Title and the WWO titles, so she can put them over her shoulders.*
: Well Gravedigger. Your match is here. Time to call out your opponent. Time for you to lose. Come on out!!
*The lights dim as lighters begin to illuminate the arena and the fans wait in anticipation. "The Fire Still Burns" is displayed up on the Xtreme-Tron as pyro explodes from the stage and "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play over the PA. Kane emerges from behind the curtain with a black towel over his head and looking down at the floor as the crowd boo's the Big Red Machine. He makes his way down the ramp seemingly completely oblivious of the crowd's response as he grows closer to the ring. Kane steps up onto the apron and then over the top rope, he rips the towel from his bald scalp and then stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms into the air then thrusting them down igniting a blast of pyro from each corner post as his music slowly dies down. Destruction grabs a chair and sits at ringside with the commentators but doesnt put on a headset.*
Carlos: Kane!
Ishnari: Well, Gravedigger is dead.
Gravedigger vs. Kane
*Gravedigger starts with a burst from the corner and a clothesline. Kane rolls to his feet and receives another. He stands again right into a DDT. Kane is lying on his back as GD laughs. Kane sits up unharmed. He stands. GD goes for a punch but Kane catches his hand. He pulls GD in and lifts him with a choke lift. GD kicks him hard a few times and Kane releases him. GD and Kane grapple in the center of the ring. GD slowly moves Kane to the ropes but Kane easily fights off and hurls GD off the other ropes right into a sleeper hold. GD elbows Kane a few times and spins right into a clothesline. GD bounces up with a leaping knee strike. Kane stumbles. GD repeats. Kane steps back. GD goes again but Kane dodges and hits a huge lariat. GD rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Kane goes for a big boot but GD dodges and Kane gets hung up on the ropes.*
Carlos: Gravedigger is obviously faster than Kane, so he can counter Kanes power with his speed.
*GD takes advantage and goes to the top rope. He leaps and hits a missile dropkick knocking Kane out of the ring. Kane rolls to his feet right away as GD is in the ring stunned. Kane slides in and GD starts stomping the hell out of him. Kane rolls and stands. They grapple. Kane lifts GD for a military press but GD slides off and hits a Side Effect. Kane is finally down. GD locks in a spinning toehold. Kane uses his free leg to push GD off. He stands and starts punching GD. GD blocks and hits a superkick. Kane slowly stands and receives a Sky High but Kanes leg hits the ref. GD pins. . . . . . . . . He realizes there is no ref. Destruction slides in behind him. He gives GD the Eve of Destruction and revives the ref as Kane covers. 1 . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . kick out! GD kicks out!*
Carlos: Destruction cant put Gravedigger down!
Ishnari: I think Kane is about to though.
*Destruction is swearing as he retreats to the ramp. Kane picks up GD for a tombstone but GD reverses into an Overdrive and pins for the three.*
Winner: Gravedigger
Ishnari: And Gravedigger picks up the win.
*Once Gravedigger gets the pin Destruction slides into the ring with the XWF Title in his hand, and smacks Gravedigger in the back of the head with it. Gravedigger hits the mat hard, as Destruction stands over him and begins to stomp. Destruction goes to his knees and begins to punch Gravedigger in the back of the head, opening a wound. Destruction turns Gravedigger to his back and mounds him, and then sending huge fists into his forehead. After about the tenth shot Destruction stands up holding Gravedigger, and bends him over. Gravedigger is set between Destructions legs and his arms are hooked, and Destruction jumps up and hits a Eve Of Destruction. Gravedigger lies face first against the mat, as Destruction calls Tylene Buck. She walks up to the ring and he tells her something, and she goes and grabs a steel chair!*
Carlos: Come on stop this!
*Buck slides the chair into the ring and Destruction grabs it. Destruction lifts the chair over his head, and crushes Gravediggers skull! Destruction doesnt stop, as the chair is driven into Gravediggers head multiple times! When Destruction is satisfied Tylene throws in a microphone, and Destruction grabs it and goes to the floor next to Gravedigger. Destruction grabs Gravediggers face, and brings the microphone to his lips.*
: Look at youyoure so pitiful. I have the chance to end your career right nowbut Im not going to. You see Gravedigger I set my goals high, which is why September 28th, 2003, Millennium StadiumGravedigger versus Destruction. Your eve of destruction has justbegun.
*Frantic by Metallica hits, as Destruction lets go of Gravedigger and places the microphone on his stomach. Destruction stands up and looks at Gravedigger, and then heads out of the ring. Destruction begins to go to the back, as Tylene Buck follows him.*
Carlos: That was grueling to watch.
Ishnari: What was so bad? We have our first match for Breaking Point!
*The opening riffs of "Shadow Of A Man" by Mudvayne hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. *
Mirror, mirror upon the wall I'm asking you,
Who is the most confused of them all?
Mirror, mirror subservient twin screams back
At me "You".
You sick flawless mime, I want to break you
Yeah, you're a clever one...
*The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Primetime Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW World Heavyweight Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.*
Is this a tool, can I step through, to find
Another plane,
Or just a shadow of a man
A superficial tool, to support the vanity,
Of weak, when you don't love yourself
*Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.*
Ishnari: With the X*Crown champion in the match, you know this will be good.
*The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and white and red lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance. The Xtreme Warrior and Raven then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.*
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
*The Xtreme Warrior and Raven quickly slide in the ring, where Warrior jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air, and Raven does his crucifix pose. They stay there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. Warrior then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Here are the new champsI guess.
XHF Tag Team Championship
Raven and The Xtreme Warrior vs. Diamond and James Muller
*The match starts with Diamond and Raven. They lock up in the middle of the ring and quickly Raven pushes Diamond down, points, and laughs as Warrior laughs as well. Diamond gets up and again he and Raven lock up and again Raven pushes him to the ground, but Diamond was ready and he rolls through and runs at the unsuspecting Raven with a clothesline. Raven gets up immediately and receives a chop from Diamond. One more and Diamond goes for a third but Raven grabs his arm and pulls him in for a short arm clothesline that sends Diamond hard to the mat. Diamond is holding his neck as the relentless Raven pulls Diamond up while punching him in the head. Raven whips Diamond into his teams turnbuckle and tags in Warrior. Warrior gets in and foot chokes Diamond and the ref counts to 5 and Warrior lets go. Diamond falls to the mat and Warrior begins to stomp Diamond. Mueller is raging mad on the outside as Warrior picks Diamond to his feet and hits him with and under hook rib-breaker. Warrior stands and applauds himself as he walks over and picks up Diamond.*
Carlos: Warrior is quite happy to be back in the ring after a long dry spell!
*Diamond fights back with two rights, but Warrior gives him a boot to the stomach and whips him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and Warrior lowers his head and Diamond grabs him and hits a DDT. Both men lay on the ground as Warrior rolls on the ground holding his head and Diamond crawls to his corner. Warrior pulls himself up on the ropes as Diamond gets to his corner and makes the tag to Mueller and Warrior makes the tag as well. Raven and Mueller meet in the middle of the ring and exchange punches. Back and forth, several times until Raven hits two consecutive punches on Mueller. He then grabs Mueller for a russian leg sweep. Raven quickly gets to his feet as Mueller rolls out of the ring. Raven moves over to the ropes and taunts for him to get back in the ring and Mueller grabs Raven by the legs and Pulls him out. Mueller whips Raven into the guardrail then into the side of the ring. Mueller is now on the offensive as he rolls Raven in the ring. Mueller slides in after him, picks him up, and plants him with Emerald fusion. Mueller goes to tag Diamond but he is still down in the corner, and as he does Warrior runs in the ring and hits Mueller in the back of the head with a forearm. The ref pushes Warrior back to his corner as Mueller turns around to a now standing Raven and receives a vicious right hand from Raven. Raven throws another right and whips Mueller into the corner. Raven then runs at him for a clothesline, but Mueller pulls the ref in front of him and the ref takes the most part of the move.*
Carlos: CLOTHESLINE!
Ishnari: LARIAT!
Warrior gets in the ring and Raven and Warrior begin to take double team Mueller with punches. Finally Diamond gets up and attacks Warrior from behind as Raven and Mueller continue to fight in the corner. Raven clotheslines Mueller to the outside and rolls over the top rope with him. Warrior and Diamond fight in the ring as Raven and Mueller fight on the outside. Inside the ring Diamond and Warrior exchange blows and then Diamond whips Warrior and Warrior reverses. Outside Mueller and Raven fight near the announcers table and Mueller is whipped into the side of the ring. Raven pulls everything off of the announcers table as back in the ring Diamond comes back to a boot in the stomach and is set up for a Famous Remembrance. Warrior goes to push Diamond off, but at the last second Diamond reverses it into a DDT! Diamond goes for a cover, but the lights are shut off.
Carlos: What the hell?!
*After a moment the lights turn back on, and Warrior is on top of a unconscious Diamond! The referee sees this and counts, 1-2-3!*
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: Raven and The Xtreme Warrior
Carlos: What was that?
Ishnari: I dont know, but that was one hell of a match.
*Fade out.*
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
The music of Kurt Angle "Medal" begins to blare throughout the arena, the crowd chants "You Suck" along with the song as Angle makes his way onto the ramp, he stands... almost frozen, before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky. The red, white, and blue pyro rise from the ground into the air in an array of color. The gold medalist makes his way to the ring, still with the same mixed reactions...he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl in the ring. He takes off his warm-up jacket, then he warms up in the corner as his music dies out.
Death Trap vs. Kurt Angle
Submission Match
*The ref calls for the bell as Kurt Angle and DT lock up in the center of the ring, with Angle quickly capitalizing with a quick switch around behind Death Trap, with the standard Chicken Wing, which DT twists back around into a Northern Lights Suplex, which Angle quickly kicks out of.*
Carlos: Wow.
Ishnari: What Carlos means by that is, "Good technical matwork to start off this interesting contest".
Carlos: Umm, yeah.
*Kurt comes back to his feet with DT, quickly dropping him with a Drop Toe Hold, and going for the Ankle, until DT reverses it and shoves Angle across the ring. DT comes back to his feet, and goes to pick up Kurt, but Kurt tackles DT at his knees, taking him down face first, leaving Angle to go for the Angle Lock a second time, this time grabbing DT's foot. DT pulls quickly, and grabs the ropes before Angle can pull him back, and he wrenches DT's ankle a final time, and drops his leg.*
Carlos: Looks like Angle's looking to finish this match up early.
Ishnari: You think?
Carlos: Yes I do.
Ishnari: Shut up.
*DT comes back up to his feet, hopping a little. Kurt rushes him with a clothesline, but DT ducks, and pulls out a Neckbreaker Drop, dropping Angle onto his shoulder somewhat like a reverse stunner. Angle grabs his neck, and kicks his feet on the mat. DT gets up, and picks up Angle, with a front Suplex, but locks it, and kicks his legs up to set Angle up for another Suplex, and connects. He goes for a third, and connects it, and rolls over Angle's body, hooking his neck and picking Angle up backwards, into "The Trap". Angle begins to squirm, but he pushes off his legs, and flips backwards over DT, planting him with a Reverse DDT, and both men are down*
Carlos: What an excellent effort on both the parts of DT and Angle.
Ishnari: Yeah, they're truly suprising me with their abilities.
*DT gets up at the same time as Kurt, and hits Kurt with a Belly to Belly, which Kurt quickly rolls through, back to his feet. He nails DT with a clothesline, but DT rebounds back to his feet, and Kurt hits him with a Body Block. He then goes for DT's Ankle again, but DT reverses, hooking both of Angle's legs while he's on the floor, and rolling through somewhat like a Rolling Boston Crab, only he stands up more into the position for the Oblivion. He pulls back on Angle's legs, but Angle squirms for the ropes. DT sits down a bit, and pulls Angle back to the center of the ring, where Angle's forced to tap.*
Winner by Submission: Death Trap
Carlos: And DT picks up the win over Kurt Angle!
Ishnari: DT is truly a man to be reckoned with, and he pointed that out by defeating a seasoned Olympic Veteran.
Carlos: Nobody can stop DT!
Ishnari: Shut up.
*All of a sudden, as DT begins to leave the ring, backing up the ramp, he's downed by a sickening thud from the crash of a steel chair to his back, by Charlie Velez! Velez begins to stomp away at DT, as Kurt Angle rolls out the ring to join in the frenzy, but before Kurt can get to DT and Velez, Diamond is hopping off the barricade, with a Cross Body onto Velez, taking him down on the steel-plated ramp. He begins to beat onto the head of Velez with hard right hands. He then gets up, tears off his shirt, as DT gets up, and the two begin to clean house. DT takes down Angle with right hands, followed up by a X Bomb! Diamond then picks up Velez, and signals for the Diamond Cutter, but changes it up to DT's very own Rolling Blackout, in sheer respect for his partner! Diamond plants Velez, and then DT and Diamond raise each other's hands at the top of the ramp, Diamond pointing to DT as they head backstage.*
Carlos: Damn, they're actually good.
Ishnari: Another evil plot foiled by Anarchy Inc.
Carlos: Bro, you sound dumb.
Ishnari: That's the kettle calling the pot black.
Carlos: Isn't it the-
Ishnari: Oh shut up! Stupid Mexicans.
Carlos: Dude, I'm Puerto Rican.
Ishnari: WHATEVER!
*Kevin Nash's current theme hits, and Kal comes out from behind the curtain. He walks to the ring, giving a few hands hand shakes on the way to the ring. He rolls into the ring. He stands in the front of the ropes and throws up a single fist. Pyro goes off from above and all four turnbuckles. He then goes over to the far ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises both fists (ala Triple H).*
Carlos: He doesnt look too happy.
Ishnari: You dont say.
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the Violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*The lights shut out, quickly, as the Violence Fetish by Disturbed is blasting over the PA system. The entire arena now shaded blue, awaits the entrance of Tiamat...*
How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a time bomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up
*Tiamat appears over the stage, as the crowd erupts into boo's, looking up at him, who is walking slowly down the stage.*
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
*Tiamat taunts the crowd, as he gets onto the apron, pouring some water into his mouth. Spitting a mist out at the fans, he steps through the middle ropes, stepping up onto the middle ropes, he pours more water into his mouth, spitting another mist out at the fans, as he tosses the water bottle out also..*
How do you live without playing the game
Sit on the side and expect to keep sane
Step right up and be a part of the action
Come get a piece of it before it's too late
Take a look around
You can't deny what you see
Were living in a violent society
Well my brother let me show you a better way
Now get your game face on because it's time to play
*The music cuts, as Tiamat sits on the 2nd turnbuckle, awaiting for the match to start.*
Carlos: I dont like this guy.
Ishnari: Yeah, he seems like a loser.
Carlos: He looks a lot like that one singer.
Ishnari: Hey well when your music sucks that bad, youve gotta find something to do.
*The arena lights dim as the voices of Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent overtake the PA system (Lloyd) Man we gotta go get something to eat man. Im hungry as a motherfucker. (50)Ay yo man, damn whats taking homie so long? (Lloyd)50, calm down, here he come Nine shots ring out over the PA followed by both men screaming Ahh, ohh, what the fuck!? (50)Ahh! son, pull up! pull up! Followed up by 50 Cents Many Men (Wish Death) Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp.
Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Venom looks around at the crowd from under his hood as he walks down the ramp, and as the Verse again breaks in Venom leaps up onto the ring apron. Venom again takes a look around at the crowd then hops over the top rope into the ring. He stops in the center of the ring and begins bouncing around until the chorus hits again, and then he pulls off his hood and runs to the corner. Venom runs to each corner taunting the crowd from each corner until the song comes to a close.*
Carlos: And here is our ref for the match.
Ishnari: Its pretty sad that the best thing this guy can get for himself is a ref spot.
Kal Grayson vs. Tiamat
*Grayson quickly lays into Tiamat with a clothesline and then lifts him up and whips him to the ropes and hits a devastating spinebuster. He lifts him back to his feet and whips him to the turnbuckle and charges but Tiamat gets the foot up and nails him in the face. Grayson stumbles back a little and then charges again but Tiamat moves and he collides with the turnbuckle.*
Carlos: Yep, all he can really do to survive is run.
Ishnari: Truer words have never been spoken.
*Tiamat attempts to do a tornado DDT but Grayson holds onto him and drops him with a back body drop. He gets to his feet and signals for a suplex, he lifts Tiamat up into the air and holds him there for a few seconds before finally dropping him down hard onto the mat with a sickening thud. Grayson gets to his feet and walks to the corner of the ring and calls for the Sweet Chin Music.*
Ishnari: This could be it.
Carlos: Yeah, Tiamat really does suck.
*Tiamat soon gets to his feet and Grayson calls for it, and lets loose with a super kick but Tiamat ducks under his foot and nails Grayson with a super kick of his own and hooks the leg, 1 2 Grayson barely gets the shoulder up as Tiamat grabs his head in disbelief.*
Carlos: Oh my god, he actually mounted some offense.
Ishnari: He still sucks
*Grayson gets up in a mad fit of anger as he refuses to lose again, Tiamat attempts to whip him to the ropes but he grabs onto him and plants him with a Jackhammer! He doesnt go for the pin but instead bends down and picks him back up, he places his head in between his legs and raises his fist into the air, he then lifts him up and then releases him dropping him into the mat with the Jackknife Powerbomb!*
Carlos: Holy shit that is a 6 foot drop!
Ishnari: Its crazy isnt it?
*Grayson falls to his knees and hooks the leg as Venom counts, 1 2 3.*
Winner: Kal Grayson
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Carlos: Heres the creator of this match.
Ishnari: Hes a genius. Look at this match, its very unique if you think about it.
Carlos: I think its stupid.
Ishnari: I think youre stupid.
*The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.*
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
*With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.*
Ishnari: Platinum is a very talented athlete, I wont be surprised if he wins tonight.
XHF United States Heavyweight Championship Coffee Mug II Match
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Platinum
*The bell rings and we are on our way Chris and Platinum stalk each other and they lock up. Chris pushes Platinum into the corner, but Platinum starts pushing Chris into the opposite turnbuckle. Chris and Platinum pushed each other right back into the middle of the ring. Chris throws one of Platinums arms away and kicks Platinum in the ribs twice. Chris then goes for a spinning kick to Platinums face. Platinum ducks and trips Williams off his feet, then goes for a standing moonsault, Williams rolls out of the way and flips himself up, and Platinum hits the mat. Williams tries to stomp on Platinums face, but Platinum rolls out of the way, and Williams tries again but fails. Platinum kicks Williams in the back, then flips himself up. Williams runs back for a clothesline, but Platinum ducks. Williams bounces back off the ropes at Platinum. Platinum jumps up, but Williams caught on early and changes Platinums counter into a sitout Powerbomb!*
Carlos: And finally someone has proven to be the better one out of that contest.
Ishnari: What? The contest isnt over yet, Carlos. Theyre just getting started!
*Chris goes for the pinfall, 1...2.kick out. Chris gets up and pulls up Platinum, Chris then locks up Platinum for a Suplex of some sort, but Platinum pushes Chris away from him. Chris stumbles back into the ropes, and Platinum goes for a clothesline, but Chris ducks and pulls the ropes down with him, and Platinum goes right over the ropes, but instead of going onto the floor, he lands on the floor. Chris gets up and turns to Platinum, and Platinum belly to belly suplexes Chris over the rope and onto the floor. Platinum goes back into the ring. Platinum sees Chris getting up, and runs to the opposite of the ring, bounces off the ropes, and jumps on the top rope and launches himself at Chris Williams body splashing him down!*
Carlos: Good god that was high risk!
Ishnari: Yes it was calm down
*Platinum gets up and throws Chris into the ring barricade. Chris stumbles away from Platinum towards the ramp. Platinum walks to Chris, but then Chris trips Platinum with both his feet, causing Platinum to hit jaw first into a coffee machine! Chris Williams finds a package of coffee beans and puts them into the coffee machine. Platinum then attacks from behind Chris. Platinum stomps on Chris and throws him into the ring. Platinum looks under the ring for some weapons, and finds a coffee grinder. He throws it into the ring. He then finds a barrel of coffee beans and rolls it out from under the ring. He hauls it onto the apron, but then Chris Williams dropkicks it into Platinum! The barrel opens up and tons and tons of beans shoot out of the opening. Chris gets up, and runs up the top rope and out to ringside at Platinum, and does a hurricanrana! Platinum gets rolled into the ring, as Chris takes the pitcher from the coffee machine. Williams gets into the ring, and walks around Platinum on the floor. He looks around the arena, and then slowly but painfully pours the hot coffee on Platinum. Platinum lets out a yell and gets up and tries to get it off of him cause it is so hot.*
Carlos: Damn that must have hurt.
Ishnari: I bet it did hurt, I bet it did!
*Platinum is thrown into the turnbuckle, and Chris smashes Platinums head into a coffee mug. Platinum is now bleeding partially from the forehead. Chris throws Platinum into the other turnbuckle. Platinum runs up the pads and turns quickly around to Chris Williams. Platinum jumps off and wraps up Chriss head and does the Tornado DDT! Platinum stomps on Chris Williams and climbs a turnbuckle. Platinum goes for the Platinum Status, But Williams rolls out of the way. Platinum gets on one of his knees, and Chris Williams smashes the coffee pitcher right into Platinums face! Chris goes for the pin, 12kick out at the last half second. Chris pulls up Platinum and throws him into the ropes. Platinum comes back ducks a standing clothesline, and bounces back off the ropes. Chris bends over, and Platinum rolls over Chriss back, then hits a German Suplex! Platinum hooks on the Crippler Crossface! Chris yells in agony, and tries to reach the bottom rope in front of him. Chris Williams stretches and stretches are far as he can, and he gets his hand on the rope. Platinum holds on to the Crossface for 4 more seconds and lets go. Platinum drags Chris Williams near a turnbuckle. He then climbs a turnbuckle, poses, and flies off for the Money Maker, but misses! Platinum climbs to his feet holding his stomach, and Williams hits the Gyrate! Williams covers Platinum, 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF United States Heavyweight Championship: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: Now the series of Coffee Mug matches are split one a piece!
*Chris Williams climbs up to his feet and holds his arms in the air, when Death Trap runs down the ramp! Death Trap slides into the ring and Chris Williams turns around, and the two begin to trade blows. Death Trap lifts a knee into the stomach of Chris Williams, bending Chris Williams over. Death Trap lifts Chris Williams up to his shoulders and stares at the crowd, but then slams Williams down with the Rolling Blackout! Death Trap immediately stands up and stares down at Chris Williams, and then heads out of the ring and then to the back.*
Ishnari: Death Trap is here to send a message!
Carlos: Once Chris Williams smells the coffee hell get up, drink the coffee, and then remember what just happened.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then Proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. GD then gets on the opposite turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: Gravedigger is at a huge disadvantage, he doesnt even know who is opponent is.
Ishnari: I think when youre a wrestler, you should be prepared even if you dont know your opponent.
*The lights go out, and "Frantic" by Metallica blast out the PA system. A green light shines on the top of the ramp, and Destruction walks out with a water bottle in his hand, with both XWF and WWO Titles over his shoulders, as Tylene Buck is behind him. Destructions wearing his "Eve Of Destruction" jumpsuit, and the two continue to walk down the ramp. They finally reach the bottom and Destruction looks around the arena, as Tylene Buck walks up the ring steps and goes between the bottom and middle rope. Destruction drinks some water, and then throws it into the crowd. He jumps on the apron and then stands on the apron with multicolored lights shining on him as the song begins to enter its second chorus.
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO titles up, and a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He points around the arena, and then throws his hands up in the air, like he did earlier on the apron. He stands there for a while and looks around the arena, and then jumps up and is handed a microphone, by Tylene Buck. He signals for his music to cut, and it does. Destruction gives Tylene Buck both the XWF World Heavyweight Title and the WWO titles, so she can put them over her shoulders.*
: Well Gravedigger. Your match is here. Time to call out your opponent. Time for you to lose. Come on out!!
*The lights dim as lighters begin to illuminate the arena and the fans wait in anticipation. "The Fire Still Burns" is displayed up on the Xtreme-Tron as pyro explodes from the stage and "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play over the PA. Kane emerges from behind the curtain with a black towel over his head and looking down at the floor as the crowd boo's the Big Red Machine. He makes his way down the ramp seemingly completely oblivious of the crowd's response as he grows closer to the ring. Kane steps up onto the apron and then over the top rope, he rips the towel from his bald scalp and then stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms into the air then thrusting them down igniting a blast of pyro from each corner post as his music slowly dies down. Destruction grabs a chair and sits at ringside with the commentators but doesnt put on a headset.*
Carlos: Kane!
Ishnari: Well, Gravedigger is dead.
Gravedigger vs. Kane
*Gravedigger starts with a burst from the corner and a clothesline. Kane rolls to his feet and receives another. He stands again right into a DDT. Kane is lying on his back as GD laughs. Kane sits up unharmed. He stands. GD goes for a punch but Kane catches his hand. He pulls GD in and lifts him with a choke lift. GD kicks him hard a few times and Kane releases him. GD and Kane grapple in the center of the ring. GD slowly moves Kane to the ropes but Kane easily fights off and hurls GD off the other ropes right into a sleeper hold. GD elbows Kane a few times and spins right into a clothesline. GD bounces up with a leaping knee strike. Kane stumbles. GD repeats. Kane steps back. GD goes again but Kane dodges and hits a huge lariat. GD rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Kane goes for a big boot but GD dodges and Kane gets hung up on the ropes.*
Carlos: Gravedigger is obviously faster than Kane, so he can counter Kanes power with his speed.
*GD takes advantage and goes to the top rope. He leaps and hits a missile dropkick knocking Kane out of the ring. Kane rolls to his feet right away as GD is in the ring stunned. Kane slides in and GD starts stomping the hell out of him. Kane rolls and stands. They grapple. Kane lifts GD for a military press but GD slides off and hits a Side Effect. Kane is finally down. GD locks in a spinning toehold. Kane uses his free leg to push GD off. He stands and starts punching GD. GD blocks and hits a superkick. Kane slowly stands and receives a Sky High but Kanes leg hits the ref. GD pins. . . . . . . . . He realizes there is no ref. Destruction slides in behind him. He gives GD the Eve of Destruction and revives the ref as Kane covers. 1 . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . kick out! GD kicks out!*
Carlos: Destruction cant put Gravedigger down!
Ishnari: I think Kane is about to though.
*Destruction is swearing as he retreats to the ramp. Kane picks up GD for a tombstone but GD reverses into an Overdrive and pins for the three.*
Winner: Gravedigger
Ishnari: And Gravedigger picks up the win.
*Once Gravedigger gets the pin Destruction slides into the ring with the XWF Title in his hand, and smacks Gravedigger in the back of the head with it. Gravedigger hits the mat hard, as Destruction stands over him and begins to stomp. Destruction goes to his knees and begins to punch Gravedigger in the back of the head, opening a wound. Destruction turns Gravedigger to his back and mounds him, and then sending huge fists into his forehead. After about the tenth shot Destruction stands up holding Gravedigger, and bends him over. Gravedigger is set between Destructions legs and his arms are hooked, and Destruction jumps up and hits a Eve Of Destruction. Gravedigger lies face first against the mat, as Destruction calls Tylene Buck. She walks up to the ring and he tells her something, and she goes and grabs a steel chair!*
Carlos: Come on stop this!
*Buck slides the chair into the ring and Destruction grabs it. Destruction lifts the chair over his head, and crushes Gravediggers skull! Destruction doesnt stop, as the chair is driven into Gravediggers head multiple times! When Destruction is satisfied Tylene throws in a microphone, and Destruction grabs it and goes to the floor next to Gravedigger. Destruction grabs Gravediggers face, and brings the microphone to his lips.*
: Look at youyoure so pitiful. I have the chance to end your career right nowbut Im not going to. You see Gravedigger I set my goals high, which is why September 28th, 2003, Millennium StadiumGravedigger versus Destruction. Your eve of destruction has justbegun.
*Frantic by Metallica hits, as Destruction lets go of Gravedigger and places the microphone on his stomach. Destruction stands up and looks at Gravedigger, and then heads out of the ring. Destruction begins to go to the back, as Tylene Buck follows him.*
Carlos: That was grueling to watch.
Ishnari: What was so bad? We have our first match for Breaking Point!
*The opening riffs of "Shadow Of A Man" by Mudvayne hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo as Wraith. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays. *
Mirror, mirror upon the wall I'm asking you,
Who is the most confused of them all?
Mirror, mirror subservient twin screams back
At me "You".
You sick flawless mime, I want to break you
Yeah, you're a clever one...
*The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Primetime Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW World Heavyweight Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.*
Is this a tool, can I step through, to find
Another plane,
Or just a shadow of a man
A superficial tool, to support the vanity,
Of weak, when you don't love yourself
*Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.*
Ishnari: With the X*Crown champion in the match, you know this will be good.
*The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and white and red lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance. The Xtreme Warrior and Raven then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.*
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
*The Xtreme Warrior and Raven quickly slide in the ring, where Warrior jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air, and Raven does his crucifix pose. They stay there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. Warrior then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Here are the new champsI guess.
XHF Tag Team Championship
Raven and The Xtreme Warrior vs. Diamond and James Muller
*The match starts with Diamond and Raven. They lock up in the middle of the ring and quickly Raven pushes Diamond down, points, and laughs as Warrior laughs as well. Diamond gets up and again he and Raven lock up and again Raven pushes him to the ground, but Diamond was ready and he rolls through and runs at the unsuspecting Raven with a clothesline. Raven gets up immediately and receives a chop from Diamond. One more and Diamond goes for a third but Raven grabs his arm and pulls him in for a short arm clothesline that sends Diamond hard to the mat. Diamond is holding his neck as the relentless Raven pulls Diamond up while punching him in the head. Raven whips Diamond into his teams turnbuckle and tags in Warrior. Warrior gets in and foot chokes Diamond and the ref counts to 5 and Warrior lets go. Diamond falls to the mat and Warrior begins to stomp Diamond. Mueller is raging mad on the outside as Warrior picks Diamond to his feet and hits him with and under hook rib-breaker. Warrior stands and applauds himself as he walks over and picks up Diamond.*
Carlos: Warrior is quite happy to be back in the ring after a long dry spell!
*Diamond fights back with two rights, but Warrior gives him a boot to the stomach and whips him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and Warrior lowers his head and Diamond grabs him and hits a DDT. Both men lay on the ground as Warrior rolls on the ground holding his head and Diamond crawls to his corner. Warrior pulls himself up on the ropes as Diamond gets to his corner and makes the tag to Mueller and Warrior makes the tag as well. Raven and Mueller meet in the middle of the ring and exchange punches. Back and forth, several times until Raven hits two consecutive punches on Mueller. He then grabs Mueller for a russian leg sweep. Raven quickly gets to his feet as Mueller rolls out of the ring. Raven moves over to the ropes and taunts for him to get back in the ring and Mueller grabs Raven by the legs and Pulls him out. Mueller whips Raven into the guardrail then into the side of the ring. Mueller is now on the offensive as he rolls Raven in the ring. Mueller slides in after him, picks him up, and plants him with Emerald fusion. Mueller goes to tag Diamond but he is still down in the corner, and as he does Warrior runs in the ring and hits Mueller in the back of the head with a forearm. The ref pushes Warrior back to his corner as Mueller turns around to a now standing Raven and receives a vicious right hand from Raven. Raven throws another right and whips Mueller into the corner. Raven then runs at him for a clothesline, but Mueller pulls the ref in front of him and the ref takes the most part of the move.*
Carlos: CLOTHESLINE!
Ishnari: LARIAT!
Warrior gets in the ring and Raven and Warrior begin to take double team Mueller with punches. Finally Diamond gets up and attacks Warrior from behind as Raven and Mueller continue to fight in the corner. Raven clotheslines Mueller to the outside and rolls over the top rope with him. Warrior and Diamond fight in the ring as Raven and Mueller fight on the outside. Inside the ring Diamond and Warrior exchange blows and then Diamond whips Warrior and Warrior reverses. Outside Mueller and Raven fight near the announcers table and Mueller is whipped into the side of the ring. Raven pulls everything off of the announcers table as back in the ring Diamond comes back to a boot in the stomach and is set up for a Famous Remembrance. Warrior goes to push Diamond off, but at the last second Diamond reverses it into a DDT! Diamond goes for a cover, but the lights are shut off.
Carlos: What the hell?!
*After a moment the lights turn back on, and Warrior is on top of a unconscious Diamond! The referee sees this and counts, 1-2-3!*
Winners and still XHF Tag Team Champions: Raven and The Xtreme Warrior
Carlos: What was that?
Ishnari: I dont know, but that was one hell of a match.
*Fade out.*