Match: The Battle of Britain
Elimination Rumble
Frank Salazar: The following contest is the Battle for Britain. The only way to be eliminated is via submission or pinfall! Two will enter the ring along with another entry every five minutes until all twenty entrants have come to the ring. Last one standing will be the winner!
The lights go down, and came up red as Sinclair walks down the ramp, pausing to lift her coat before she looks out over the crowd with a faint smile. Then she walks down to the ring, climbing the stairs before wiping her feet on the apron. She steps under the ropes, lifting the coat before she shrugs it off to toss it to the ref. Pausing in the center of the ring to lift her arms.
Fulton: Sinclair Godfrey is the first in the Battle for Britain. Going to be a long road ahead for her!
Torchwood: If the next person out doesn’t eliminate her right off the bat.
Tucker: Hey, the Donzig-gun usually makes a good showing. I would have doubts that she would be laminated right off the bat.
The metal cover of Sim City's "Metropolis" theme starts banging away as THE DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK, Lord Dominicus makes his way out onto the ramp in his DomniCruier. He gets out of the car while still on the entrance stage with a toy title belt in one hand and an impact wrench in the other.
Fulton: What’s going on here? What is that?
Torchwood: The toy replica of the Wrestle: UK World title. What’s he doing with it?
Tucker: Oh, dear god.
Lord Dominicus bolts the fake title to the front of the DominiCruiser and gets back inside the car. He drives down to ringside and does a couple of laps around the ring before parking it on the far side of the ring and slipping in. The fans boo him like he were the Antichrist, pelting the DominiCruiser with garbage.
Fulton: Lord Dominicus isn’t gaining any fans here after his despicable display that he put on at the press conference.
Torchwood: No, he’s managed to put a bullseye on his back for any of the W:UK wrestlers to get him.
Tucker: I think he was just trying to get the guys in the back riled up. Yes, riled up against him, but riled up all the same.
As the bell sounds to begin the match, Sinclair Godfrey rushes across the ring to clock Lord Dominicus in the side of the head with a fist. She grabs him by the back of the mask to hold his head still and spits a black mist into his eyes. While Lord Dominicus is trying to clear his vision, Sinclair takes a step back and takes the Dark Lord down with a spin kick!
Lord Dominicus starts to get back up, but is taken down again with a gutwrench powerslam. Sinclair jumps back to her feet and stomps at Lord Dominicus as he tries to get up to keep him down. He eventually rolls back to his feet, still clearing his eyesight.
Sinclair slips in behind him and drops him with a half-nelson suplex. She goes for the pinfall.
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Tw-Lord Dominicus kicks out!
Sinclair jumps to her feet while Lord Dominicus is still getting up. She goes to the ropes and bounces back, but before she can do anything, he hits a blind back elbow to the mouth that sends her to the mat!
Sinclair is back up quickly, but is laid low again by a butterfly suplex. Lord Dominicus puts the boots to Sinclair until she rolls away to her feet. Lord Dominicus goes for the ropes and comes back with a high cross body press, but Sinclair catches him in her arms and powerslams him to the mat. She hooks a leg, going for the pinfall.
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T-Lord Dominicus kicks out!
Fulton: Almost had an elimination right there.
Torchwood: An evil like Lord Dominicus can’t be defeated so easily.
Tucker: Well, yeah, but hopefully he does get defeated.
Sinclair kneels up and grabs Lord Dominicus by the back of the mask to pull him up some before slamming the back of his head against the mat. She goes for the pinfall again.
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T-Lord Dominicus kicks out.
Sinclair stands up with a growl and Lord Dominicus sits up and punches Sinclair right between the legs.
Fulton: Dick punch? No. Pussy punch?
Torchwood: Can you say pussy on the air?
Tucker: I don’t think so.
Sinclair doubles over from the punch to her naughty bits and Lord Dominicus stands up and pats himself on the back like he had just done a great thing.
Lord Dominicus: I knew you had bigger balls than Donzig!
Sinclair recovers quickly and kicks Lord Dominicus right between the legs. His eyes practically bulge out of his head from the impact as he drops to his knees and then to his side before curling up into a ball. Sinclair stands over him with a sadistic grin.
Sinclair Godfrey: I’m surprised you had any balls at all.
The lights cut and the old Indian head "Please Stand By" TV signal fills the screens. "Weak and Powerless" by A Perfect Circle starts up and the crowd reach their feet as images of Syberus in Hardkore World's heyday replace the testing signal. Smoke billows from the ramp and from it no one emerges. The fans that have been wildly cheering for the possible appearance of Syberus, now quiet down in confusion. Where is the Hardkore World Legend?
When the music is changed to “When You Wish Upon a Star”, the crowd begin to boo for they know that they have all been fooled as Marty Donovan, dressed as Gaston, walks out from the back instead. He smiles and waves at the booing crowd as if they were cheering him on and runs down to the ring. He slides into the ring and rolls under a spin kick from Sinclair before running to the ropes. On the rebound, he hits a flying forearm smash to level Sinclair.
Marty grabs the rising Sinclair by the hands and swings her as Lord Dominicus gets to his feet to swing Sinclair so that her feet slam into his face. There’s a spray of blood and spittle from his mouth as he staggers backwards and falls over the top rope, hitting the ring apron, and falling to the floor!
Fulton: They just killed Lord Dominicus!
Torchwood: Well, did he deserve it?
Tucker: I don’t know if he deserved to die.
At ringside while laying on the concrete floor, Lord Dominicus raises a hand and gives a nearby camera the thumbs up.
Fulton: Ok, Lord Dominicus is alive.
Torchwood: That’s great.
Tucker: Maybe they should try harder.
Marty spins Sinclair around and puts her to the mat with a German suplex! He jumps to his feet and kicks her in the ribcage as she works to get to her feet. He hits a few more kicks to the ribs before Sinclair rolls away and to her feet. Marty goes for a rolling wheel kick, but Sinclair sidesteps the attack and takes him down with a clothesline. She goes to the ropes and runs back as Marty is getting to his feet and hits a running knee to the gut that sends Marty for a flip to the mat.
Lord Dominicus rolls back into the ring and Sinclair is on him like black on the Dark Lord. She gets him up into a fireman’s carry and turns it into an air raid crash! She goes for the pinfall!
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Two
Thr-Marty breaks up the pinfall!
Marty pulls Sinclair up and turns an inverted suplex into a snapping backwards ddt. Lord Dominicus gets up and staggers backwards into a corner while Marty goes for the pinfall.
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T-Sinclair kicks out!
Alright you motherfuckers...
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!The arena lights pulse red as Tom Morello's guitar slams through the speakers, the fans cheering and singing along as Bloodied Fox steps through the curtain and raises both fists high. Banging his head to the beat, he strides down the ramp and circuits the ring, bumping fists with anyone who wants it, before sliding in and standing mid ring. He tears off his entrance mask as the chorus hits, screaming out the lyrics along with the crowd, a grin on his face.
Bloodied Fox makes his way to the corner where Lord Dominicus is and hits him with MDK that sends the Dark Lord over the ropes once again and to the floor. Bloodied Fox grabs the top ropes and slingshots himself to the top turnbuckle. He watches as Lord Dominicus starts to get up and leaps through the air to try for a superman palm strike, but Lord Dominicus catches him by the arm and flings him over so that the small of his back lands across the top of the security railing! Bloodied Fox falls into the crowd, who back away from him.
Marty Donovan pulls Sinclair Godfrey up to her feet and sends her back down with a Gloria. He hooks a leg for the pinfall!
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Thr-Sinclair kicks out!
Marty Donovan sees to the outside of the ring where Bloodied Fox is slow to stand up, using the ring railing for support. He slides out of the ring and goes to grab Fox, but is grabbed by Lord Dominicus instead where it seems that the Dark Lord was aiming for the same target, but changed targets.
Lord Dominicus pulls Marty Donovan up into an Argentine backbreaker, really cranking on the pressure. Though as Bloodied Fox is trying to step over the security railing, Lord Dominicus swings Marty so that his feet smash into Fox’s face to send him backwards back into the crowd.
Sinclair Godfrey sits up in the ring and sees that she is alone. She sits where she is and watches things as they carry on outside of the ring.
Fulton: Sinclair playing it smart. Lord Dominicus and Marty Donovan have claimed that they will eliminate Fox from the match and are kind of focused on fighting each other to get to him.
Torchwood: Bloodied Fox is a wanted man.
Bloodied Fox gets back to his feet, ducking as Lord Dominicus uses Marty as a weapon again. He slips over the ring railing and jumps to his feet in front of Lord Dominicus, who still has Marty in the backbreaker. Fox sets himself and grabs Lord Dominicus, hitting a belly to belly suplex that sends Marty Donovan and Lord Dominicus over, breaking the hold that Dominicus has over Marty.
Tucker: How did Fox find the strength to suplex both of them?
Fulton: I have no idea, but that was impressive.
Torchwood: They were top heavy. Fox just had to get them over.
Tucker: Yes, but he lifted them both up before getting them over.
Inside the ring, Sinclair Godfrey rests in a sitting position in the middle of the ring. Bloodied Fox gets to his feet and brutally stomps the side of Marty Donovan’s face in a move that opens a bloody gash by Marty’s ear. He turns right into a dick punch attempt from Lord Dominicus. Bloodied Fox catches the wrist and sneers before pulling Lord Dominicus up to his feet, placing a foot in LD’s right armpit and gives the arm a sudden yank. Lord Dominicus lets out a scream of pain as his shoulder is dislocated. He drops to his knees as Bloodied Fox studies him coldly before hitting a palm strike full to the face that bursts LD’s nose like an overripe tomato. Blood streams down Lord Dominicus’ face as he kinks over to land on his side. Bleeding onto the floor and in pain from the dislocated shoulder. Bloodied Fox turns to Marty Donovan, but gets his feet pulled out from underneath him to get him to the floor so that he can hotshot Fox’s throat across the top of the railing.
Fulton: It’s getting vicious on the outside of the ring. I rather like it.
Torchwood: It is refreshing to see blood spilled.
Tucker: These guys could hurt each other on a permanent basis!
Fulton: You act like that’s a bad thing?
Torchwood: Wrestling could afford to lose a few of these losers. Especially the outsiders.
Tucker: We should respect and not try to injure all wrestlers.
Marty Donovan stands up and starts walking toward the ring. He smiles and waves at the resting Sinclair Godfrey.
The lights go out as the beginning of "Bow Down" by I Prevail plays through the PA system, as a circle of flames erupts on the stage. Through the flames, slowly emerges Spike Kane as he fully emerges, the song kicks in.
"GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW DOWN!!!"
As a pyro erupts at the top of the rampway Spike emerges through it, a snarl on his face.
"Yeah, I come alive, I'll survive, take on anything
So paint a target on my back let 'em come for me
I don't fall, don't quit, don't ever sleep
'Cause, I'm on another level that you'll never reach
IF YOU SEEK FORGIVENESSSSSS
You'll get nothing!
You'll get nothing from MEEE!!!"
He rolls into the ring as Sinclair looks around in horror. She turns around to catch a boot to the face, ripping open a gash above her right eye like tissue paper that spurts blood for a second as she is being knocked down to the mat.
Spike Kane continues his running and shoots through the ropes to spear a shocked Marty Donovan into the ring railing! He pulls him up and power bombs the back of Marty’s head onto the ring railing!
Spike Kane catches the ring railing as he rains down kicks and stomps at both Lord Dominicus and Bloodied Fox until both of them have blood streaming from new wounds. Spike starts to head toward the ring where Marty clutches at his leg in a weak attempt to stop him. Spike looks down and drops a knee across Marty’s throat as cold as can be to get him to release. Spike rolls into the ring and poses for the booing fans.
Fulton: Spike did say that he was only here for the violence.
Torchwood: That is what he did. Came in and laid everyone out!
Tucker: That…was cold.
Inside the ring, Spike Kane grabs up Sinclair Godfrey and hits her with an Impact DDT. He goes for the pinfall, but then kneels up and shakes a finger at the referee. He pulls Sinclair up.
Spike Kane: Now tell your husband who does this better!
Spike hits a Thunderstruck and goes for the pinfall!
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Thre- Sinclair kicks out!
Outside of the ring, Bloodied Fox looks down as Marty Donovan lays on his back and chokes on blood spurting from his mouth. Fox watches for a moment before rolling Marty over onto his side and kicking him in the back so that Marty can vomit the blood out.
From behind, Bloodied Fox is taken down by a crucifix roll up pinfall. The referee doesn’t leave the ring though and no other referee comes to count the pinfall.
Fulton: I guess that answers the questions if people can eliminate others outside of the ring.
Torchwood: Yep, that would be a no.
Tucker: The move still causes some damage.
Inside the ring, Spike Kane begins to pull Sinclair Godfrey up for a package piledriver, but before he can get her properly into position, she manages to punch him in the inner thigh to get him to release her. She does a spin to sweep Spike’s legs out from under him and then superkicks him in the face once he’s in a seated position.
Outside of the ring, Lord Dominicus gets to his feet and staggers over to a corner post while holding his nearly useless arm. He slams the shoulder into the corner post to reset the shoulder. He turns around and is taken down by a roundhouse head kick that sends him falling over the set of stairs back to the floor. Marty Donovan begins to stir, getting to all fours and spitting out more blood onto the floor.
Inside of the ring, Sinclair steps over Spike so that she has a foot on either side of his midsection, she sits down onto his gut and begins wailing on him with lefts and rights.
Fulton: Sinclair going to try to match Spike for violence.
Torchwood: I’m not sure that this is a good idea. Spike might like it.
Tucker: I don’t know anyone who likes getting punched in the face.
Outside of the ring, Lord Dominicus sits up, but Bloodied Fox is there to brutally punt kick him in the chin to send blood and spittle and maybe a tooth flying upwards in a spray that knocks the Dark Lord back down to the floor. He turns around to get an idea of where Marty is but gets speared. Marty picks Fox up with his spear move and rushes across the outside to the Welsh announce table where he puts Fox through it!
Sinclair Godfrey gets off of Spike and pulls him up, grabbing him in a front face lock. Spike lifts her up and runs at the corner, slamming her into it so that she releases him. He pulls her legs out from underneath her and holds onto the legs. He slingshots her face into the bottom turnbuckle!
Fulton: Things are just crazy in the ring there. Someone should be eliminated to ease the pressure.
Torchwood: Yeah, but who’s going to go down first?
Tucker: My money is on Sinclair Godfrey as she is all alone in the ring with Spike Kane.
'Seasons in the Abyss' by Stone Sour begins playing as the Sheik runs down to the ring with barbed wire wrapped around his arms. He slides into the ring and springs at Spike Kane to slam him in the side of the head with a forearm and drag the barbed wire down the side of his face, neck, and chest to rip open the flesh. He scoops Spike up into a piledriver, splattering blood across the mat from the impact.
Spike Kane gets back to his feet and seizes Sheik by the arms. Sheik tries to break from Spike’s iron grasp, but cannot. Spike holds Sheik’s gaze as he drags Sheik’s barbed wire arm across his own chest to draw more blood and to show just how badass he is. Spike holds both arms and delivers an epic headbutt that busts open Sheik’s forehead and sends him falling onto his back.
Spike turns around to be gifted with a spin kick from Sinclair Godfrey. She rakes her nails into Spike’s barbed wire wounds until she finds purchase and begins pulling away a strip of flesh with blood pouring from behind it. Spike reaches out with both hands and begins choking her as she tears away the strip of skin. Sinclair drops to her knees, the fight in her weakening, but Sheik rakes both barbed wire wrapped arms down Spike’s back to tear jagged furrows in his body. Spike releases Sinclair, who falls to the mat, and turns to face Sheik, who runs to the ropes. On the rebound he swings past Spike and then brings him down with a sling blade.
Fulton: Sheik and Spike trying to see who is more violent.
Torchwood: Spike is bleeding…from everywhere.
Tucker: I think that’s what he does.
Outside of the ring, Marty pulls up Bloodied Fox and German suplexes him onto the wreckage of the Welsh announce team table. He sits up with a satisfied look on his face when he winds up smashed and underneath the front end of the DominiCruiser that’s being driven by a wounded Lord Dominicus.
Lord Dominicus rolls Bloodied Fox into the ring and motions to Sheik to help him. Sheik walks over to the pair and swipes Bloodied Fox across the face with the barbed wire covered arms to shred his face open. Lord Domincus looks pleased. Right up until the moment that Sheik hits him in the side of the head with the finishing move called the Scimitar!
Spike catches Sheik in the back of the head with a superkick while Fox drops to cover Lord Dominicus. Spike pulls up Sheik and hits him with a Bloody Sunday, another name for the Scimitar. He goes for the cover while the ref gets into position to look at both covers.
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Two
Three!
Frank Salazar: Sheik and Lord Dominicus have been eliminated!
Fulton: Two down!
Torchwood: Lord Dominicus should have been eliminated the moment he used that car!
Tucker: What’s the use of a car between friends?
Sean Bean comes walking out from the back. The fourth Bastard! He seems to party a bit as he makes his way down to the ring with everyone watching him. He steps through the ropes to get into the ring and gets hit by Spike Kane with a Bloody Sunday right away. People watch with interest as Spike goes for the cover.
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Two
Three!
Frank Salazar: Sean Bean has been eliminated!
Sinclair Godfrey gets to her feet, but is hit with a few forearm shots from Bloodied Fox before he brings her to the mat with a russian legsweep. He jumps up, runs to the corner and springboards into a frog splash, the Air Vulpine, however…Spike Kane catches him in midair and does a quick tilt-a-whirl before driving Fox’s head into the mat.
Fulton: What was that?
Torchwood: It was sort of like a DDT, but kind of like a gutwrench piledriver.
Tucker: With a tilt-a-whirl thrown in for good measure.
Sinclair starts to get up, but gets kicked in the side of the head hard. She rolls out of the ring, landing on the hood of the DominiCruiser. From underneath, Marty Donovan can be heard shouting in pain.
Spike pulls Fox up and goes for the pop up power bomb, Blood God’s Wrath, but Bloodied ZFox turns it into a frankensteiner. He stays perched on Spike as he goes for the pinfall.
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Th-Spike Kane kicks out!
University of Oklahoma fight song begins playing as Kalmin Watts walks out from the back. He looks down at the chaos in the ring and takes off at a run. He slides into the ring and leaps up to pound Bloodied Fox in the back with a double axe handle that sends him to the mat. He begins stomping Spike Kane in the back to keep him down on the mat. Kalmin turns and grabs a rising Spike Kane to bodyslam him back down to the mat. Bloodied Fox decks Kalmin Watts in the jaw, but Kalmin kicks him in the gut and hits a swinging neckbreaker.
Fulton: Kalmin Watts on fire in his entrance!
Torchwood: I mean, he is the fresh person.
Tucker: He won’t be fresh for long. Look!
Spike Kane spins Kalmin Watts around and headbutts him in a move that opens up a gash over his left eye and sends him right to the mat!
Outside of the ring, Sinclair Godfrey rolls off of the top of the car when she hears someone calling out from below it. When she sees Marty Donovan, she shoves the car backwards to get it off of him.
Fulton: Is she that strong or is the Dominicruiser that light?
Torchwood: I mean she is strong.
Tucker: But the DominiCruiser is likely that light so it can go faster.
Marty sits up and punches Sinclair in the leg, getting her to lean over so he can get her into a fireman’s carry. He then spins her through the air to land a mega inverted atomic drop!
Fulton: Damn!
Torchwood: That was a hard impact!
Tucker: Her vagina done shot up into her throat!
Spike turns around for Bloodied Fox to whip him into the ropes. On the rebound, Fox hits a
Devil Sequence, spinning back kick/leg sweep/corkscrew guillotine combo, that finds Spike laying on the mat. Fox goes for the cover.
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Tw-Spike Kane kicks out!
Bloodied Fox gets up, but is spun around by Kalmin Watts. He gets Fox into the air in a vertical suplex. Kalmin holds him in the air for a moment before dropping backwards to complete the move. Kalmin doesn’t get to his feet as Spike begins stomping away at him to keep him down. It only works for a few minutes before Kalmin rolls out of the ring to escape the assault.
Bloodied Fox whips Spike Kane into the ropes and hits him with the MDK, Skull Kick, to send him right down to the mat. He goes for the pinfall.
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Th-Bloodied Fox kneels up as “Circus Apocalypse” by Vermillion Lies begins playing.
Esmeralda von Krauss steps out from behind the curtain in a bright yellow ball gown that might make one think that she might be one of the three faeries from Sleeping Beauty. She isn’t though and she begins to walk with a trail of smoke trailing from her.
All action in and round the ring stops to stare as Esmeralda von Krauss makes her way down to the ring like she were walking a stage. Like she were a supermodel. Like she was a goddess. Hehehe and Hahaha trail behind her, dressed in their filthy ware, looking like abandoned horror clowns. They get by Esmeralda so that they can open the ring ropes for her. Esmeralda flicks the cigarette butt into the crowd to elicit a scream and let’s her dress slide off to reveal a black singlet. She steps through the ring and smiles at everyone as she lets her imperious gaze sweep across the ring and beyond.
Esmeralda von Krauss: It’s time for things to happen, dahlings.
Outside of the ring, Marty laughs as seeing EVK in the ring. He rolls in the stunned Sinclair Godfrey. Esmeralda dashes across the ring so fast that people hardly saw her move before she’s leaping up into the air from a ducking positon to connect with a palm strike to the underside of Sinclair’s chin so that she bites her tongue! She falls to the mat with the tip of her tongue landing by her head. She turns her head to look at the piece of her flesh, blood pouring from her mouth. Esmeralda goes for the cover at the same time as Bloodied Fox goes for the cover again on Spike Kane.
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T-Spike Kane kicks out
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Three!
Bloodied Fox stands up to celebrate his victory when the ref shakes his head and points out that it was Esmeralda scoring the fall in the match.
Frank Salazar: Sinclair Godfrey has been eliminated!
Fulton: That move was brutal that I think it was the most devastating of the night1
Torchwood: Certainly in the top three of the night.
Tucker: Man, how you think Donzig is going to handle this loss?
Fulton: What do you mean?
Torchwood: He’ll be like: “Hey, you tried.”
Tucker: More like: “Fuck you. Get out.”
Bloodied Fox connects on Esmeralda with a roundhouse head kick, sending her staggering backwards a few step. Marty Donovan slips into the ring and behind Spike Kane, tapping him on the shoulder. Spike doesn’t look, blinding elbowing backwards to catch Marty in the eye with it. Marty falls back to the corner, it propping him up. Spike turns around and climbs the corner to begin wailing on Marty, blood quickly flying from the force of the punches.
Kalmin Watts attempt to roll into the ring, but is intercepted by Hehehe and Hahaha who wail on him with PIE brass knuckles. Esmeralda von Krauss walks over to the side of the ring.
Esmeralda von Krauss: Boys. Boys! This is my match to win or lose. You just stand out here and look pretty, yes?
Kalmin Watts falls to the floor, his face bloodied by the repeated shots with the brass knuckles. The twins look down at the floor like scolded children.
Hehehe: Yes, bos
Hahaha: We’ll do better.
Esmeralda von Krauss: Now get him into the ring, dahlings.
The twins scoop Kalmin up and roll him into the ring. Esmeralda starts to go for the pinfall when Bloodied Fox grabs her and hits a Saito suplex. Spike Kane gets down from the corner and Marty walks a couple of steps before flopping right onto his face to leave a bloody imprint on the mat.
As Grimgor's song begins to hit the PA system, DA ONCE AND FUTURE GIT appears on the stage, screaming; "GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST!" . He marches down to the apron and climbs to the ring without paying any heed to the fans, and once he's in the center, he raises up his fist and lets out a savage scream:;"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
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Grimgor doesn’t get but a couple of steps before a “Bloody Sunday” from Spike Kane brings him right down to the mat. Spike watches on as Bloodied Fox goes for the pinfall.
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Three!
Frank Salazar: Grimgor Ironhide has been eliminated!
Fulton: That was fast.
Torchwood: Spike means business?
Tucker: Well yeah. A Bloody Sunday will leave you with a mouth full of bloody chicklets.
Spike seizes Bloodied Fox and hurls him at the ropes and kicks him square in the dick on the rebound in a move that flips Fox over and to the mat. Esmeralda gets up, but Marty Donovan gets up at a run and hits the Dis-Knee, sending Esmeralda back to the mat. He goes for the quick cover.
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Three!
Frank Salazar: Esmeralda von Krauss has been eliminated!
Marty stands up and celebrates as Esmeralda rolls out of the ring. He doesn’t get much time to do this as Kalmin Watts slides in behind him and hits a German suplex with a bridge.
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Thre-Marty gets a shoulder up!
Spike Kane hits Bloodied Fox with a package piledriver and goes for the pinfall, but Kalmin breaks it up before the ref can get into position.
A complete blackout accompanies the opening lyrics of Drowning Pools Tear Away
I'm tearing away
Pieces are falling,
I can't seem to make them stay
You run away
Faster and faster,
You can't seem to get away
Break
A bright flashing of white lights, and then red strobe lights accompany the music as Rat Bastard steps out into the entrance.
Hope there's a reason
For questions unanswered
I just don't see everything
Yes, I'm inside you
Tell me how does it feel
To feel like this
Just like I do
Rat begins to walk down the entrance way, giving fans as Ringside the spooky fingers and talking smack as he does.
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
Rat climbs the ring steps, and steps into the squared circle. Looking out at the crowd he smirks, soaking in all the hate from the crowd.
Spike is there.
He kicks Rat Bastard square in the dick and then gets him up into a suplex position, hitting the Spike Impaler. He goes for the cover.
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Three
Fulton: Rat Bastard in and out.
Torchwood: I think that’s the way he likes it.
Tucker: In and out with the motion of sex, but not the leaving a match as the loser.
Tucker: Watts, Spike Kane, Bloodied Fox, and the HKW World Champion Marty Donovan are still this thing!
Torchwood: Top name talent all around!
Spike shrugs and runs at Marty, shoving him hard into the corner before he starts laying in punches! The fans cheer, and Watts finds himself face to face with Fox who drives a brutal headbutt into his face!
Fulton: Fox is showing no mercy tonight!
‘Cthulhu’ by Gunship hits and Zolothatch comes crawling from the back, twisting herself backwards as she scampers down the ramp on all fours.
Fulton: Ew.
She rolls inside the ring, and charges for Fox. Gouging and punching before she fires off a few stiff knees, pushing him away from Watts.
Meanwhile, Marty rolls to the outside to escape Spike dives over the top rope, and the men sprawl on the outside as Fox flings Zolo away with a belly to belly!
Then Watts hits a clothesline, the fans cheer before Fox comes back to his feet with a glare.
Miranda Esmay comes from the back, and the fans cheer the newcomer as she flings off her coat. But she is grabbed from behind and driven into the barricade by JULIANNA DiMARIA! She says, and DiMaria peppers her with knees before she flings her across the barricade!
The fans boo, and DiMaria holds up her arms in triumph!
Torchwood: DiMaria out for revenge!
Meanwhile, Spike and Marty are brawling on the outside. Spike grabbing Marty to drive him into the ring, but Marty reverses and slams Spike’s face into the side of the apron.
Zolothatch comes flying out of nowhere, diving through the ropes to knock Marty away!
Meanwhile, Watts goes behind the angry Fox looking for a suplex! But Fox reverses, and goes for a suplex of his own, but Watts shifts to escape.
Ken Howard’s music hits and the fans cheer as he appears at the top of the ramp, but Julianna DiMaria is waiting for him.
Tucker: Oh, no.
Fulton: That is what happens to simps.
Howard actually smiles at her, and DiMaria charges to tackle him to the ramp. She rains down punches on his head and face, before grabbing his head to bounce it against the ramp! The fans boo as Howard flails!
Torchwood: I hope all you misogynists take note, especially you Wormwood.
Inside the ring, Fox starts driving hard forearms and elbows into the back of Watts as his arm coils around his neck. He yanks him backwards, pulling hard before he throws Watts at the ropes.
Watts comes off is nailed with the MDK! The fans gasp, and Watts is down before Fox locks on the Lament Configuration!
Tucker: Oh my god, Fox locks on the Lament Configuration! Watts is screaming, clawing for the ropes!
Torchwood: Fox is coming unhinged! He is showing a real mean streak tonight!
The fans are in disbelief as Fox keeps wrenching the hold tighter.
Fulton: Frankly, I am not surprised. Donzig has been telling us about Fox forever!
Fox freezes, and his eyes narrow before he shoves Watts aside as he breaks the hold. He rolls to the outside, and stalks over to the announce desk. Throwing papers aside as he grabs Fulton by the jacket to yank him forward.
Torchwood: Lad! Lad! Calm down!
Fox: Shut up, old man!
Fulton sputters, and Fox slaps him hard across the face before he flings him back into the chair.
Yeah, it's that real this time aroundImmortal Technique, Revolutionary Vol. 2It's on now, motherfucker, lock and load!This is the point of no return, I can never go backLife without parole, upstate, shackled and trappedLivin' in the hole, lookin' at the world through a crackBut fuck that, I'd rather shoot it out and get clappedI've gone too far, there ain't no comin' back for me…The Godfather of Violence, PRICE walks from the back and the W:UK fans are on their feet. PRICE pauses, nodding at them before he smirks. Then he looks with a faint look of amusement as DiMaria is still ragdolling Howard.
He shrugs, and heads for the ring.
Meanwhile, Marty has managed to escape Zolo and is shaking his head as he climbs back into the ring. Watts is holding his neck, leaning in the corner as Fox and Spike have started to brawl back and forth before the annonce table.
Tucker: I thought Fox was going to murder you, Fulton!
Fulton: Ah, no comment.
Zolothatch is back on her feet, and pops her neck from side to side with a weird twist before she starts towards the ring again. Marty shakes his head, and backs up as Watts stares. But then Zolo is leveled by a chair cracked across her head.
PRICE shrugs again, and then he swings the chair two more times before he scoops her up to fling her inside.
Torchwood: Not a bad way to deal with a monster like Zolo!
PRICE then runs over, and yanks Fox away from Spike delivering hard chops that drive Fox against the barricade! The hard snaps echo across the arena, and then he grab Fox to whip him at Spike!
BLOOD GOD’S WRATH!
The fans explode as Fox sprawls, and Chaos Theory fist bumps!
Far away, so far belowAll the demons inside of meI feel so chained up, so locked upKicked down and thrown aroundI walked through oceans and mountainsBeen buried undergroundNever could be who I wanna beThe best version of myself, who I wanna beAll the darkness, still it's inside of meThis time, set me free…Fulton: Somehow Julianna DiMaria has finally entered this match!
DiMaria in a fury drags the battered and protesting Ken Howard towards the ring where Chaos Theory is dividing their attention between Marty Donovan, Zolothatch, and the rookie Watts.
She flings him inside, and rolls under the ropes as she waits for him to rise.
Tucker: Poor Ken Howard, I have not seen a love this unrequited since Sinclair Godfrey and Donzig.
Torchwood: Indeed.
DiMaria waits for Howard to rise, and then she hits the DiMaria Code! The fans cheer as she makes the pin, and the ref dives for the count!
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THREE!
Frank Salazar: ‘Sweet Baby’ Ken Howard has been eliminated!
PRICE shrugs, and Spike flings Zolo at DiMaria before he resumes choking Marty in the corner with his boot! Watts is on his feet, and starts towards PRICE before he is ripped from the ring by the resurgent Fox!
The fans cheer as the one and only Olympia walks from the back, the Olympic flag held proudly over her head. Then she pauses and her eyes narrow as she sees Miranda Esmay limping from the crowd.
Olympia snaps a kick across her face, and Miranda drops before Olympia flings her across her shoulder. Heading for the ring as DiMaria glares at her. Fox meanwhile is laying into Watts on the outside, hammering his head into the side of the apron before he flings him at the stairs.
Marty is facing off with PRICE, and DiMaria has her hands full with Zolothatch who has leaped on her back. Olympia flings Miranda into the ring before she climbs the stairs, and she gets directly in the face of Spike.
Spike stares in disbelief, and Olympia squares up!
Torchwood: I know Olympia is an olympic level wrestler, but this is insanity!
Tucker: And I quote the Scourge: Who books this shit?
Fulton: If DiMaria hires this misogyny? I am going to help you guys like you helped me with Fox was over here!
Tucker: Business is about to pick up!
Primal storms from the back with a blast of pyro, and the fans are going wild in London. He glares around him, snarling before he charges down the ramp with a roar of pure rage. A double clothesline to Watts and Fox at the bottom of the ramp sends them both flying!
Fulton: Holy shit!
Primal leaps onto the apron, and over the top of the rope before he grabs DiMaria. The W:UK’s Queen of Mean is battered by head butt after headbutt before he shoves her aside with a growl. And then Zolothatch launches herself at the monster.
Primal catches her, and nails a huge Belly to Belly Suplex that leaves Zolo in a heap. Then he glares at the rising Miranda, snatching her up before he hits the Empty Abyss! The fans are on their feet, and he makes the pin!
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THREE!
Frank Salazar: MIRANDA ESMAY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Primal flings her from the ring, and looks around wildly in a crouch before his eyes narrow on PRICE and Marty. Marty Donovan holds up his hands, jerking away before he shoves PRICE forward. Primal leaps forward, and hits DUSTED!
Torchwood: PRICE is broken in half!
Spike glares at Marty, and Primal goes for the pin!
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Spike goes for the save, but Marty catches him with a dropkick that sends them both backwards!
THREE!
Frank Salazar: PRICE has been eliminated!
The fans boo as it seems the W:UK crowd likes PRICE. Spike has Marty be the throat, punching away at him near the corner. With Marty firing back as Primal crouches again, looking from side to side as he sniffs the air.
Tucker: Primal looking for another victim!
Olympia steps forward, and she snaps a vicious kick across the face of Primal. Followed by another and another, he is rocked backwards and Olympia hits the ropes before coming off for a scissor kick! But Primal snags her in mid air, and drives her to the mat with a vicious Cradle Suplex!
Fulton: You know at least he is not a misogynist!
Tucker: I guess, I guess not.
Primal makes the pin!
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Frank Salazar: Olympia has been eliminated!
‘Love Space’ hits, and Yuki Sakaraba comes from the back! The fans cheer as she waves, heading down the ramp before she climbs onto the turnbuckle!
Tucker: Double duty from Yuki as she is our next match against the Skulls of Grimm!
Yuki comes off the ropes, dropkicking Primal to stagger him back before she comes up with a smirk. But DiMaria grabs her from behind, and nails the DiMaria Code!
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THREE!
The fans boo, and DiMaria rolls her from the ring as she smirks. And then she looks around before Primal charges forward to send her sprawling to the outside with a clothesline! He roars, looking around wildly.
Zolothatch is on her feet again, popping up behind Primal who whirls around to lock on a bear hug! His hair seems to rip and tear at Zolo, and she claws at his face before Primal drops forward to crush her!
The ref dives for the count!
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THREE!
Frank Salazar: Zolothatch has been eliminated!
Meanwhile, Fox has Watts against the barricade! Choking him with it before he rips him away, dragging the rookie towards the ring stairs with bloodshed clearly on his mind. But Watts rolls behind him for a bridging suplex!
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Fox kicks out! The fans jeer, and Watts rolls back to his feet with a glare before he throws a few stiff punches at Fox who staggers back.
Marty meanwhile hits the inverted Atomic Drop on Spike, and the fans groan. Then Marty is grabbed from nowhere to be flung aside by Primal with a hard german suplex! Marty looks dazed, and Spike fires a hard kick across the face of Primal.
The fans cheer, and Marty recovers to start battering away at Primal as well!
Torchwood: I have on good authority that Wesley Crane is the King’s favorite wrestler.
The fans are clearly divided as Crane poses on the ramp, then he starts for the ring amidst a few bursts of pyro. The High Roller smirks, shaking his head before he rolls inside. Primal flings aside Marty and Spike, and starts to rise again.
IN THE FACE!
Primal is rocked backwards, dropping back to a knee. The fans are going wild now, and Crane stalks forward before he is grabbed by a huge hand as Primal glares up at him. Crane panics, shaking his head as he tries to escape.
Tucker: The High Roller is in trouble, Primal does not seem amused!
Crane jerks away, and Primal glares before he is caught with the DIS-KNEE!
Torchwood: The Dis-knee!
Tucker: I thought it was IN THE FACE!
Fulton: Dis-knee in the face?
Primal shakes his head, and Crane comes in hard with another IN THE FACE!
DIS-KNEE!
The places is going wild, and Primal sags before he starts to rise again. Spike Kane sees his opening, and hits the BLOODY SUNDAY!
The fans explode as Primal topples over, and the three stare at each other before the monstrous hairy man seems to twitch. Spike barks orders, and Crane dives for a cover with a wail of dismay!
Marty and Spike hold him down, and the ref makes the count!
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Primal kicks, but the three push down!
THREE!
Tucker: Unbelievable! Primal is a monster!
Fulton: Primal is also the only person not in Donzig-gun that Donzig seems to like.
Torchwood: Lad, it is clearly because they both hate the modern world and civilization.
On the outside, Watts hits a huge clothesline on Fox! And he rolls his shoulder as he leans against the barricade to catch his breath, and then DiMaria snaps a kick across his chest. Watts staggers forward, and DiMaria grabs him to hit a DDT!
She smirks as the fans boo, and then comes back to her feet! But Fox grabs her from behind to hit a hard suplex! He starts after her, but then Watts grabs him as he starts to rise to his feet. The sight of Watts seems to enrage Fox, and he jerks away to grab Watts!
He flings him at the stairs, and Watts lands in a heap!
Torchwood: Fox clearly has taken a dislike to Kalmin Watts!
Fulton: You think?
Inside the ring, Crane and Marty are laying into Spike like a pack of dogs. Battering away and kicking at him, flinging him into the ropes before Crane hits a spinebuster! The fans boo, and Marty mocks them before he climbs the ropes for a Ode To Romero (450 Splash)!
Cover!
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Spike kicks out!
Fox meanwhile has Watts on the ground, driving palm strikes into his face before he rolls off. He starts slamming his head against the stairs, blood flowing before he drags him upwards to push him inside of the ring.
Tucker: I can’t believe what I am seeing! Fox has beaten Watts bloody for no reason!
Fulton: Counterpoint: Watts deserved it.
Watts slumps against the corner ropes, shaking his head before he wipes the blood from his face. Then he staggers to his feet, glaring at Fox before he lifts a hand to mock him. Taunting Fox to bring it on.
Fox screams, and charges nailing the B4!
Torchwood: Watts is down!
Fox makes the cover, grinding his forearm into Watts face as the fans are stunned.
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THREE!
Frank Salazar: Kalmin Watts has been eliminated!
The fans jeer, and Fox wipes at his mouth as he staggers to his feet!
DiMaria Code 2.0!
Tucker: Julianna DiMaria out of nowhere!
Everyone is stunned, and DiMaria makes the cover!
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Fox kicks out!
Fulton: That was a close one!
DiMaria starts to rise, and then DIS-KNEE!
The fans are in shock, and Marty rolls up DiMaria with his feet on the ropes!
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THREE!
Frank Salazar: Julianna DiMaria has been eliminated!
Tucker: DiMaria and Watts have proved they are the future of this company! They went toe to toe with some of the biggest names in the XHF!
Torchwood: That they did lad!
Crane and Donovan high five, and huge each other as they look around the ring. And then Crane points at Spike, and Marty nods. They start across the ring, and the fans jeer as Spike glares at them as he looks around.
Fulton: Spike Kane is out of allies and distractions!
But Spike shrugs, and charges forward to start throwing wild punches at the pair. He shoves Marty backwards, and hits a huge Thunderstruck on Crane! The fans cheer, and Spike glares as he starts after Marty.
Marty grabs at Spike, throwing a few elbows into his face before he hits a neckbreaker! The fans boo, and he rolls up Spike for the pin!
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KICKOUT!
Tucker: Even Spike has to be exhausted at this point!
Marty curses, and then Fox hits a snap dragon suplex from nowhere! The fans give a mixed pop as Fox glares at Spike before he grabs Marty, locking on the Lament Configuration! Marty yells, grabbing for the ropes as Fox rips and tears!
Wesley Crane stares, and then charges across the ring!
IN THE FACE!
Fox flops over Marty’s back, and the pair make the pin with a scramble!
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THREE!
Frank Salazar: Bloodied Fox has been eliminated!
Spike charges in, but the numbers are too much and Marty shoves him to his knees as he yanks his arms behind his back. Spike tries to rip free, and Crane smirks as he points at his knee!
Tucker: This is disgusting!
Torchwood: All is fair in love and war, lad.
IN THE FACE, but Spike jerks free at the last minute to pull Marty into the line of fire. Marty topples over, and Crane stares before Spike flings him to the outside!
Spike makes the cover!
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THREE!
Frank Salazar: Marty Donovan has been eliminated!
Torchwood: Crane took out his own man! I can’t believe it!
Fulton: Quit trying to stir up controversy! Accidents happen!
Tucker: Right.
Spike is bleeding and battered as he comes to his feet, and he glares at Crane on the outside as the High Roller shrugs. He comes back inside, and the two face off before Crane mocks him by faking a dice roll!
Spike throws a punch, and another battering away at Crane before he flings him at the ropes! He sends him crashing to the mat with a clothesline on the rebound, and Crane is down before he starts to rise.
Tucker: Spike needs to put this away fast!
Fulton: That he does!
Spike stomps on Crane’s back, before he locks on the Burning Heel! He hauls back on Crane, wrenching his ankle as the fans are going wild! Crane shakes his head, screaming at the ref before he grabs him to yank him forward!
Tucker: No!
Torchwood: No DQ, lad!
Spike and the ref are tangled together, and Spike shoves the ref aside as he comes back to his feet with a glare!
IN THE FACE!
The fans groan, and Spike drops before Crane shakes his head as he pulls Spike back to his knees before he runs back again!
IN THE FACE!
Tucker: That’s enough! This is sickening!
Crane smirks, and makes the cover with a hand raised to count!
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THREE!
The fans jeer, as Crane shoves Spike aside as he climbs to his feet with arms in the air!
Frank Salazar: Your winner and getting a title shot of his choice at New Years Brawl! The High Roller Wesley Crane!
Tucker: No one showed more heart and more grit in this match then the Blood God!
Fulton: W’s and L’s, Jeremy!
Tucker: I wish Fox had choked you out!