Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2017 23:27:38 GMT -5
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "Monolith" by Stone Sour is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his partner and opponents.*
Carlos: Welcome to Pyro everybody. A great way to start the show, and great news from my partner here. Congratulations Ishnari with your new contract, and hey maybe someday in the future you can be meeting this man right here.
Ishnari: I'll be hoping to be meeting better talents than that guy. I'm not just going to be telling you at home how it should be done, I'm going to be showing you how it should be done.
Carlos: Good call.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins unstraping his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponents, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: Destruction is a powerhouse wrestler who can go technical, how do you think a man your size can take him on?
Ishnari: You just gotta keep on your feet. Get in some quick strikes, wear away at his armor. Sooner or later you're going to get a big angry Destruction, and that spells stupidity, with stupidity being the ultimate crime in this sport. You show that you're going down.
*The arena lights dim as the voices of Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent overtake the PA system (Lloyd) Man we gotta go get something to eat man. Im hungry as a motherfucker. (50)Ay yo man, damn whats taking homie so long? (Lloyd)50, calm down, here he come Nine shots ring out over the PA followed by both men screaming Ahh, ohh, what the fuck!? (50)Ahh! son, pull up! pull up! Followed up by 50 Cents Many Men (Wish Death) Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp.*
Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
*Venom looks around at the crowd from under his hood as he walks down the ramp, and as the Verse again breaks in Venom leaps up onto the ring apron. Venom again takes a look around at the crowd then hops over the top rope into the ring. He stops in the center of the ring and begins bouncing around until the chorus hits again, and then he pulls off his hood and runs to the corner. Venom runs to each corner taunting the crowd from each corner until the song comes to a close.*
Carlos: So Venom kinda did the opposite of what you didwent from wrestler to refereeback to wrestler? I dont get it.
Ishnari: Wasn't it something to do with an injury? I think he's just like me. He wants to be a part of the sport in whatever way he can.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. Gravedigger then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring Gravedigger gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gravedigger then gets on the opposite turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds Gravedigger lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: Destruction claims that Gravedigger tried to kill him, and that he was treated unfair at Breaking Point. I dont get it though, if Destruction was so hurt, WHY did he wrestle at Breaking Point? He has power, he could have done something to stop it.
Ishnari: If only someone had the power to stop his ego.
The Future Charlie Velez and Destruction w/Annette and Tylene Buck vs. Venom and Gravedigger w/Tracy Brooks
*Charlie Velez and Destruction help their managers out of the ring, as Venom and Gravedigger talk strategy. Once Annette and Tylene Buck makes it out of the ring Charlie and Destruction turn to their opponents. Destruction and Venom start off this match, as Charlie Velez and Gravedigger go to their corner. Destruction and Venom circle around the center of the ring, and Venom holds his hand up, signaling for a test of strength. Destruction cautiously lifts his hand up and holds the hand of Venom, but takes a cheap shot with a kick to the stomach, knocking Venom to his knees. Destruction begins pummeling Venom with right hands, until he lifts Venom up to his feet. Destruction drives a knee into his opponents stomach, and then grabs him by the arm. Destruction whips Venom to the ropes and when Venom bounces back goes for a clothesline, but Venom ducks and runs to the ropes behind Destruction. Destruction turns around and Venom is running to him, so Destruction leaps up and lifts a knee up, smashing into Venoms face! Destruction hooks the leg, but Venom kicks out at two. Destruction sits Venom up and then sends a huge forearm to his face, sending Venom to the mat. Destruction hooks the leg of Venom again, but Venom kicks out. Destruction stands up and sends a huge boot into Venoms chest, and then tags in Charlie Velez. Velez leaps over the top rope and waits for Venom to climb up to his feet. Venom makes it to his feet and Charlie runs to him and knocks Venom down with a clothesline, and Venom bounces back to his feet into a dropkick from Charlie. Venom goes to the nearest corner as Charlie Velez taunts the crowd, who respond with boos. Charlie ignores them and walks up to Venom, but Venom punches him in the stomach. Thats not enough though, as Charlie forearms Venom in the back bending him over. Charlie Velez applies a front facelock to Venom, and places his arm behind his neck, and lifts him up to the top rope. Charlie sets Venom on the top rope and slaps him in the face, so Venom wont be able to get any offense. Charlie begins climbing up to the second rope, face to face with Venom. Charlie Velez climbs to the top rope, and Venom finally gets some offense with a punch to the face. Charlie almost falls off and Venom continues to punch Charlie in the face, trying to knock him down. Finally Venom gets a direct shot into the face, knocking Charlie Velez down. Venom positions himself standing on top of the turnbuckle as Charlie Velez climbs up to his feet. Charlie finally makes it all the way to his feet and when he turns to Venom, Venom leaps off and delivers a missile dropkick! The move sends Charlie down, as Venom lands on his stomach. Venom gets up as quickly as he can, and tags in Gravedigger!*
Carlos: Venom uses his speed here, because lets admit it, if it was a wrestler like lets say Mongo, Charlie would have been up and would have knocked him down already.
Ishnari: If it was a wrestler like lets say Mongo, Charlie would have won via ring out due to opposition death.
Carlos: Oh yeah...Mongo's dead...yeah...
*Destruction gets into the ring and runs to Gravedigger, but Gravedigger knocks him down with a clothesline. Charlie Velez gets to his feet and Gravedigger turns around, and delivers a huge right hand sending Charlie Velez into the corner. Gravedigger begins to beat on Charlie Velez in the corner, as Destruction climbs up to his feet behind Gravedigger. Destruction runs to Gravedigger, but at the right time Gravedigger moves out of the way, and Destruction collides into Charlie! Destruction bounces off Charlie and Venom runs and knocks Destruction out of the ring. Venom follows and attacks Destruction from behind, as in the ring Gravedigger kicks Charlie Velez in the stomach. Velez is bent over and Gravedigger places him between his legs, and taunts to the crowd for the Sky High. Annette leaps onto the apron and begins screaming at Gravedigger. Gravedigger throws Charlie Velez down, as he rolls to the apron. Gravedigger begins screaming back at Annette, who then jumps off the apron. Gravedigger continues to scream at Annette as Charlie is standing on the apron, waiting for the right time. Charlie suddenly leaps over the ropes and turns his back to Gravedigger, landing on the second rope. Gravedigger turns around and Charlie Velez twists off the second rope and connects with The Unforgiven onto Gravedigger! Charlie Velez hooks the leg of Gravedigger, but Gravedigger kicks out before the count of three! Charlie Velez sits up and screams, while on the outside Venom begins to send boots into the stomach of Destruction, until Tylene hits him in the back. This does not phase Venom, as he turns around and just looks at Tylene. Tylene takes a few steps back, distracting Venom long enough to let Destruction get a cheap shot in. Destruction then grabs Venom by the head and tosses him right into the ring steps!*
Carlos: Who ever said managers are just a distractions are wrong! Look at that right there, Destruction used his manager take advantage of the situation, and possibly get a win here. So all you up-coming wrestlers, if your opponent has a manager, WATCH OUT.
Ishnari: Nah-nah I have to disagree here. If that manager touches you the match is void and if they don't then it is the wrestler's responsibility to deal with it. What they've got to do is just treat them as a heckler, because that's exactly what they are. If a wrestler lost a match because he was angry at a guy in the crowd calling him an asshole you'd say he wasn't made for the job. Same applies here.
*Destruction leaps onto the apron and Charlie Velez tags him in, and Destruction cockily walks into the ring. Destruction begins telling the crowd something as he slowly walks up to Gravedigger, and lifts him up to his feet. Destruction shoves Gravedigger into the corner and sends a knife-edge chop into his chest, echoing throughout the arena. Gravedigger holds his chest, but Destruction spreads his arms up and gives him another chop. Gravedigger bends over holding his chest, and Destruction grabs him and brings him into the center of the ring. Destruction applies a front facelock onto Gravedigger, and throws his arm behind his neck. Destruction grabs Gravediggers pants and lifts him up for a suplex, keeping him up there. The blood is rushing to the head of Gravedigger, and Destruction suddenly drops him on his back and floats over. The referee starts the count, 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger. Destruction is on his knees and looks at the referee, but then grabs the throat of Gravedigger and begins choking him. The referee forces Destruction to break the hold, but Destruction stands up and gets in the face of the referee. The referee backs off, and Destruction picks up Gravedigger and applies a front facelock and takes a few steps back, as Charlie Velez tags himself in. Both Destruction and Charlie Velez send huge forearms into the back of Gravedigger, bending him over. The two whip Gravedigger to the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but Gravedigger stops and waits behind them. Charlie Velez is the first to turn around and he gets knocked down with a huge clothesline, and Destruction turns around. Gravedigger goes for a superkick, but Destruction catches the foot and spins Gravedigger around for a kick in the stomach. Gravedigger is set between Destructions leg and arms hooked for the Eve Of Destruction, but Gravedigger pulls Destructions legs out from under him, and crosses Destructions legs for a Breaking Point!*
Carlos: This was the move that made Destruction tap out for the first time in a big match situation at Breaking Point! Gravedigger could add insult to injury if he could have Destruction tap out twice in less than a month.
Ishnari: At that particular event you wouldn't settle for anything less.
*Destruction screams in pain, until Charlie Velez breaks the hold with a clothesline from behind. Destruction rolls out of the ring holding his knees, as Charlie lifts Gravedigger up to his feet. Charlie Velez applies a reverse front facelock onto Gravedigger and taunts for a Side Effect, but Gravedigger turns himself around and lifts Charlie Velez and slams him into the mat with a northern lights suplex! Both Gravedigger and Charlie Velez are down on the mat, as Venom slowly climbs up onto the apron. He takes a deep breath and springboards up to the top rope and goes for a shooting star presslanding on Gravedigger!*
Carlos: What the hell was that? Did Venom miss?
Ishnari: He missed alright. That's what you get when you aim at such a small target.
*Venom gets on his knees holding his stomach and screams at Gravedigger, and places Charlies arm onto his chest! The referee starts the count, 123!*
Winners: The Future Charlie Velez and Destruction
Carlos: What the hell is this?
Ishnari: This, my friend, is a screw job.
*Venom stands up holding his stomach, as Annette and Tracy Brooks enters the ring. Venom, Tracy and Annette all share a look at one another, and then suddenly smile, and give each other a group hug! Charlie Velez sits up looking at three confused by it all, and then smiles. Venom helps Charlie up and they share a hug, as their wives applaud them on. Venom holds Charlie Velezs arm in the air, and then all four begin to head out of the ring. On the outside Tylene Buck checks on Destruction, when suddenly a masked man slides into the ring and stands over Gravedigger!*
Carlos: That looks like the same man that has attacked Minibadboy and Death Trap!
Ishnari: Anyone can whack a mask on and beat up a guy after they've been in a big match.
*The masked man stands over Gravedigger and slaps him across the face, and then lifts him up to his feet. The masked man bends Gravedigger over and between his legs, and lifts Gravedigger up. The man holds Gravedigger up for a while, and then spikes his head down into the mat with a piledriver! Gravedigger bounces off the mat and holds his head, as the masked man stands over Gravedigger. The masked man goes to lift Gravedigger up again, when suddenly Dagger runs down the ramp! She slides into the ring and begins to send kicks into the masked man, when all of a sudden another masked man runs from the back and slides into the ring!*
Carlos: What the hell is this? Wowdidnt I say that a couple of minutes ago? I have Michael Coleidis.
Ishnari: This isn't Episode 2 man. this is getting crazy.
*Dagger turns around, and the second masked man runs and drives a huge boot into the face of Dagger, knocking her down. The second masked man lifts Dagger up by the hair and bends her over and lifts her up onto his shoulder. The man holds Dagger up there but then leaps to his knees, driving Daggers back into his shoulder! Dagger falls to the mat holding her back in pain, as the second masked man stands over her. The two masked men look at one another, and the second masked man takes off his mask to reveal Hardcore Harry! Harry laughs sadistically but then points to the first masked man, who slowly takes off his mask to reveal Slim Stevie Bone!*
Carlos: Thats Slim Stevie Bone! A former ECF wrestler who wrestled in the XHF for sometime! But whats he doing with Hardcore Harry?
Ishnari: Wow I've got to check my history for this. I remember that guy and he isn't all smiles.
*The two laugh and share a hug, and raise one anothers hand up. Harry slaps the chest of Stevie and they both head out of the ring, leaving Gravedigger and Dagger in pain.*
Carlos: Slim Stevie Bone and Hardcore Harrynot in a millions years would I have saw that coming.
Ishnari: I would not in a million years have seen Hardcore Homophobe Harry hugging a guy coming.
*All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motor scooter and with his tradition half gallon of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy wheelies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from he ringside announcer and suck the down like crazy also, while the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Carlos: Not in a million years would I hear somebody coming out to Blink 182 while riding a scooter to the ringand drinking gallons of milkand be called Minibadboynecesito una cerveza
Ishnari: I would like to pay with cheque thanks Carlos, and I don't know whos nuttier here - Minibadboy or this crowd
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Ishnari, can you remember a Junior Heavyweight Champion that loved to defend this title so much? Shadow Dragon IS what the Junior Heavyweight division should be about, wrestling. He tries to wrestle every event, and does anything for a win within the rules. Shadow Dragon, you have my vote for rookie of the yearor even wrestler of the year.
Ishnari: Shadow Dragon aint no rookie. There have been champs that have wanted to defend just as much as him, but no one has had a division as hot as the one he is atop of right now.
XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Minibadboy vs. Shadow Dragon
*Shadow Dragon and MBB give the top rope in their respective corners a tug as they lean back before they begin to circle around the ring in the same direction. They stop and move in for a grapple. MBB comes around the back, waistlock applied. Shadow Dragon begins to fire back with a few elbows but MBB is dodging the bullets. MBB suddenly drops down, attacking the back of the knee of Shadow with a take down. Shadow Dragon jolts back up to his knees and rubs his chin a little after it bounced off the mat, looking up at MBB, who is looking back at Shadow Dragon, he's showed up the champion early. Shadow Dragon steps up to his feet and they move in for the grapple again. Once again MBB gets the early advantage coming around the back with a waistlock. Shadow Dragon reaches back for a few elbows and again misses. However, this time the advantage does not go to MBB. Shadow Dragon leaps up, falls parallel to the mat, locking his feet around the knee caps of MBB and rolling him forward into a roll up variation, the pinning combo has MBB's shoulders pinned to the mat, 1,2, MBB kicks out. Both men are quick to their feet, turn to the other and stop in their tracks. This time it's Shadow Dragon gaining the upper hand.*
Carlos: Nice fast paced wrestling by Shadow Dragon. You see kids, the Junior Heavyweight division isnt only about highflying moves, its about wrestling and good wrestling at that.
Ishnari: Shadow Dragon is showing Minibadboy who's boss but I do not like Minibadboy's approach here. He had Dragon down and went nowhere with it.
Carlos: Which is why Shadow Dragon is the champion, and Minibadboy is the challenger.
*MBB mouths to Shadow Dragon "One more". They move in for the grapple again and this time advantage goes right to Shadow Dragon. He steps to the side with the arm of MBB in a standing armbar/arm wrench type move. He then begins to slowly twist the arm all the way around like a windmill, giving it a tug at the end. Shadow Dragon goes to turn it again but MBB quick to reverse, grabbing the arm of Shadow Dragon and giving his arm the twist and tug this time. He then lets go of the arm, shoving him forward, waistlock again applied by MBB. MBB runs forward into the ropes looking to bounce back into a roll up but Shadow Dragon holds onto the top rope. MBB rolls back into the middle of the ring and gets to his feet only to be greeted with a spinning wheel kick from Shadow Dragon. Both men pulling themselves right back up and another one from Shadow Dragon has MBB rolling to the outside to regroup, the fans on their feet, some high flying and high paced action to start this one off with. Shadow Dragon tires to step out there and cut off MBB but the referee pulls him back. He then turns back to MBB and begins the twenty count. Once at five, MBB steps onto the apron and asks for the referee to keep Shadow Dragon away and let him into the ring. The referee turns to Shadow Dragon only to run out of the way. Shadow Dragon has ran into the far ropes and is charging in towards MBB. He swings through the middle rope (think Rey Mysterio when he misses with the 619) as MBB leaped over the swinging Shadow Dragon. However, Shadow Dragon lands on his feet and before he can even stop to regain his balance he comes back with a dropkick to the kneecap of MBB. MBB was still in the air from when he leaped over Shadow Dragon, causing his feet to move back, missing the ring apron and connecting jaw first on the side of the ring!*
Carlos: Ouch, that cant be good. The impact of being in the air and smashing your jaw into a hard apron like thatI believe that somebody has a broken or injured jaw.
Ishnari: Yeah Dragon kept alert and got a big result by picking the right spot.
*MBB kneels down towards the barricade, holding his jaw as Shadow Dragon is up and running once again. Shadow Dragon runs to the far ropes as MBB pulls himself up. He turns and starts walking towards the ring but is stopped dead in his tracks as he sees Shadow Dragon flying towards him. Shadow Dragon, flips over the top rope in a summersault and comes down with a body splash to MBB on the outside! Crowd is again up, cheering these two on and the action being displayed as Shadow Dragon gets up and jumps up to the fans, he's getting into as well, MBB still down, leaning against the barricade. Shadow Dragon rolls back into the ring to break up the referees count and then decides to go back to the top. MBB is using the barricade to slowly climb to his feet as Shadow Dragon waits. MBB is up and Shadow Dragon leaps from the top. He's looking for a cross body but MBB ducks down! A loud thud is heard as Shadow Dragon strikes the barricade! He is left sprawled across the top of it, left arm and leg hanging down one side, right arm and leg down the other side, and of course his head in the middle. He looks out, as though the blow has taken the air right out of him! The fans in the front row, though, enjoying themselves with some small holy shit chants breaking out. MBB once again, trying to slowly pull himself up and does so, getting right up onto the apron, and into the ring, breaking up the referees count. He then climbs to the top himself, looking down at Shadow Dragon, still draped over that barricade. MBB comes off the top with a leg drop across the back of the head of Shadow Dragon from the top rope, all the way to the outside and onto barricade!!! MBB falls back onto the mat while Shadow Dragon has now been knocked off the barricade and is in the front row of the crowd! The holy shit chants grow once again as both men are down.*
Carlos: And Im with the crowd, holy shit!
Ishnari: I can think of less spine-crushing ways to hurt the guy but it got the job done.
*The referee not doing his twenty count, he's on the outside checking on the two men. MBB is up and is leaning against the ring apron, Shadow Dragon now finally up as well as he is slowly crawling back over the barricade. MBB looking to seize the opportunity begins to step forward but Shadow Dragon, buys himself more time, the mist to the eyes as the referee had his back turned, sliding back into the ring! MBB begins to move about aimlessly, trying to wipe from his eyes and runs right into Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon lifts him up for a back body drop over the barricade, but MBB has his hands down on the barricade, stopping him from going over. He's doing a handstand up there before he falls back towards the ring area, somehow managing to get a hold of Shadow Dragon on the way down, a DDT on the mat on the outside!*
Ishnari: You talk about instincts, which was exactly that. He was going down and he wasn't going to go down alone.
*Shadow Dragon looks out, arms and legs spread, as MBB is down for a moment or two as well. He is able to pull himself to his feet and then leans over the ring apron, wiping his eyes. He asks the referee for some water, that stops the referees count as he moves to the outside and to the timekeepers table, grabbing a bottle of water and a cloth, wiping the mist from the eyes of MBB. Suddenly the referee drops the water bottle and the cloth and dives out of the way as Shadow Dragon's turn to awe the crowd now. He comes forward towards MBB who lifts up Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon though, falls right through, a handstand on the ring apron, striking the ropes, causing him to bounce back. He pushes off with his hands, spins in mid air so that he can sit on the shoulders of MBB and comes through with a hurricanrana right there, to MBB on the outside!! The fans are loving it, they haven't sat down yet as these two continue to put their bodies on the line, amazing athleticism, continually awing the crowd, putting on one hell of a show. Both men are down now, and both men begin to use the ring apron to climb back to their feet. MBB is the first one up as he rolls back into the ring, Shadow Dragon, not too far behind. Shadow Dragon pulls himself to his feet, goes for the super kick but MBB ducks under and connects with the BadBoy Slam!!! It's over, MBB has the match won but he decides he wants to put the exclamation point on it and climbs to the top! MBB is slow to get up there but when he does get there, he calls to the crowd that it's time for a Leap of Faith! But he took too much time. Shadow Dragon was able to get to his knees where he then lunges himself at the turnbuckle, causing it to shake and it leaves MBB straddling the top rope! Shadow Dragon runs towards the corner and in one motion, jumps onto the top rope beside the turnbuckle in which MBB is now sitting on. He bounces back off the rope, spins slightly and is able to take him down with a Hurricanrana from the top!*
Carlos: What cant Shadow Dragon do? Im telling you, this guy is fantstico!
Ishnari: Fantstico magnifico is the term you're looking for. I want to see them moving in for the kill now. They've been busting themselves up flying around the arena. now's the time to start whacking on the chokes while they're gasping for breath.
*Shadow Dragon now crawling towards the corner with everything he's got left in him and climbs to the top. He gets there, looking down at MBB who is still down in the middle of the ring and leaps off the top with a Dragon Splash!! Shadow Dragon bounces off of him and is laying face down on the mat beside him. It takes him a few seconds to realize where he is but he eventually is able to drape the arm over the chest of MBB. 1...2...3!*
Winner and still Junior Heavyweight Champion: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: Ladies and gentlemenShadow Dragon.
Ishnari: Dragon is building up one hell of a resume. He is and has established himself as THE MAN to beat. I see this guy out here perform and can't help but think that I could be the guy to break that run. Having said that he's like America's Most Wanted right now. I probably won't even get the chance to touch the guy.
*The crowd still on their feet for these two after an amazing match. But suddenly, somebody jumps over the barricade and the once great mood, these cheering fans were in has now turned sour with the boos directed towards....Platinum! The referee was about to drape the title over the chest of Shadow Dragon and raise his arm from the mat but he sees Platinum on the top rope and decides to get out of the way. Platinum comes off the top, connecting with the Platinum Status to Shadow Dragon! Platinum immediately jumps up and begins to bounce around the ring, all smiles as Platinum is back!*
Carlos: Platinumoh this just seems appropriate. Platinum, what brought the Junior Heavyweight division to the toptaking out the man who is THE MAN of the Junior Heavyweight division.
Ishnari: There I was talking about how hard Dragon is to get to when Platinum jumps the queue!
*Platinum stops and looks over at the referee who is holding the junior heavyweight title. Platinum walks over and snatches it from him and raises it in the air, taking the heat from the fans with a cheerful smile. Not only did he just attack Shadow Dragon but also he's now put a sour finish to what was a great match from MBB and Shadow Dragon. Speaking of MBB, he is slowly climbing to his feet behind Platinum. Platinum takes the title and strikes it over the skull of MBB! "If I Can't" hits the speakers and Platinum leapfrogs over the top rope and to the outside, carrying Shadow Dragon's Junior Heavyweight Championship with him. Platinum stops at the top of the ramp, and holds the title towards the ring at Shadow Dragon and MBB "I'm Untouchable" he claims as he lays the title down at the top of the stage for Shadow Dragon and exits behind the curtain.*
Ishnari: Any cops around that saw that?
Carlos: I was once a cop...too bad I got drunk on the job.
Ishnari: What's your excuse for shit commentary?
Carlos:...I hate you Mr. Ishnari and I hope in your first match you break your neck. ZING!
Ishnari: It'll be more of a CRACK!
Carlos: Not Mexicans, when Mexicans break necks it's Zing. Trust me.
Ishnari: Mexicans don't break their necks they're always protected by those big hats.
Carlos: First off its a sombrero, and you are a racist, RACIST!
Ishnari: Nah man I've seen them on TV. They have 'MEXICO' written on them in big red letters.
Carlos: And Englishmen wear masks and go under the name BITCHbut I dont say anything.
Ishnari: You've never seen an Englishman wear a mask and go under the name BITCH.
Carlos: Mr. Ishlets get to the next match.
Ishnari: WINNER!
*Fuel" by Metallica hits. flames begin to flow down the aisle, an explosion goes off on top of the ramp as Smash walks out to the ring.*
Ishnari: Look at this guy, another guy that thinks he can do what he wants in XHF
Carlos: I might hate angle but I want Angle to beat this punk
Ishnari: yeah another one of those ECF punks
"Medal" begins to play throughout the arena and the crowd chants "You Suck" along with the song as Kurt Angle makes his way onto the ramp with the XHF Hardcore championship around his waist. He stands almost frozen at the top of the ramp before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky igniting red, white, and blue pyro from the ground into the air in an array of color. Kurt makes his way down the ramp, still with the same mixed reactions... he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl in the and then takes off his medals and begins to warm up in the corner of the ring as his music dies out.
Ishnari: Kurt Angle, the man to end the streak of Mr. X.
Carlos: A 2-month streak, might I add.
Angle goes to the corner and waits as the bell sounds off. Out comes a furious Smash who runs at Kurt Angle trying to get the upper hand in the match. Instead angle is ready for him and kicks him right in the gut. Angle then takes Smash and throws him in the corner and lays a beating on him with punches. Angle backs off from the turnbuckle and Smash falls out of the ring. Angle doesn't stay on the fallen Smash, which gives Smash sometime to think. Which pays off because he goes under the ring and gets a chair. As angle sticks his head through the ropes Smash smashes him in the head knocking him out of the ring. Smash hits angle a few more times with the chair putting a big dent in the chair, possibly a big dent in the head of angle. Smash throws the chair on the ground and picks Angle up and slams his head on the guardrail. Smash yells at the fans saying they suck, this gives smash a little boost and Smash picks Angle up in a atomic drop position. Then runs him right in the ring post, causing angle to grimace in pain as he lies on the ground.
Carlos: Ululacin
Ishnari: Carlos were on TV and this is the English table.
Carlos: Sorry bout that but it looks as though he hurt something.
Ishnari: Probably that sack of his.
Carlos: Sack of what.
*Smash goes back under the ring apron and pulls out two tables and sets them up outside. They are set up side by side, but doing this took some time and now angle has recovered and is carrying the chair in his hands. As Smash turns angle swings it like a bat. Smash falls to the floor fast and grabs his head. The camera looks at him and he's busted wide open. Angle takes Smash and body slams him on the mat outside. Angle goes and picks Smash up, kicking him and delivering a belly-to-belly suplex. Then quickly stays on him and locks in an arm bar. The referee looks at smash and he don't want to give up.*
Carlos: What heart by Smash.
Ishnari: Yep but it seems as though time is running short.
*Angle whips smash into the barricades and as smash comes back Angle hits a Tiger Suplex...Then goes for a pin referee 1...2..2.5 and a kick out.*
Ishnari: I wonder if that is a white tiger suplex.
Carlos: Umm that is wrong Ish.
Ishnari: I don't care.
Angle seems to be getting pissed with smash and throws his ass in the ring. He then throws two chairs in the ring along with a stop sign. Angle takes the stop chair and set them up unfolded. Angle stalks behind Smash and goes for an angle slam, but it's countered. Smash kicks angle and hits a powerbomb on the unfolded chair......It sends angle crashing holding his back and smash falling backwards. He quickly gets over to Angle and pins him. The referee makes a 1...2... and a kick out by Angle. Smash goes for another cover and gets the same another 2 count. Smash moves angle to the middle of the ring and takes that stop sign putting it on the face of Kurt Angle. He goes to the top and is going for an elbow drop. He connects with it and as we see Angle gets busted open from that very move. Angle rolls covers his face and when the hands are moved we see the blood...
Ishnari: Kurt has just been parked.
Carlos: How so?
Ishnari: The stop sign connected with angle face.
Carlos: So
*Smash looks outside and gets an idea on the tables. He takes angle and positions him right, then throws him off the ropes but the whip is countered, as angle sends him into the ropes. Angle is in position as smash comes at him, angle grabs around smashes waist and throws him over the top with a super belly to belly, making Smash crash through the tables outside the ring.*
Ishnari: Holy shit
Carlos: Mierda Santa.
*WHOO is heard as angle taunts, just as he did something very dangerous. Smash is outside and out cold as it looks. Kurt Angle goes outside and pins smash. The referee makes a cover 1...2... and a kick out. Somehow smash kickout and it seems as that is a bad thing. Angle throws smash in the ring and in the corner. Angle Brings smash up on top rope and sets him up for an angle slam. Smash is blocking it, smash gets control of angle then with a sense of urgency. Smash somehow turns around and jumps over angle with a sunset flip powerbomb. Smash hooks the legs but gets a 1...2....and a kick out. Smash seems to be slowing down as the blood lose is now effecting. Smash slowly gets out of the ring and digs under the ring. He pulls out this bag and throws it in the ring. Smash gets back in and pulls out a bag of tacks. Smile quickly goes on smash's face and then even more when he pulls out some light bulbs. Smash dumps the tacks in the middle and then puts the light bulbs down. Smash calls for a tombstone piledriver. As he picks up Angle, angle slips off the back and gives smash a low blow. Angle moves smash and hits an Angle Slam on the breaks the light bulbs and sending tacks in his back. Angle turns over smash and locks in the Ankle Lock submission. Smash tries to reach for the ropes, but he can't get there, he's hesitant to tap out. The blood loss since the beginning of the match is making Smash fade. Until smash finally decides to give it up. Smash taps out.*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Kurt Angle
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Carlos: The crowd might say nobody is better than Kanyon, but since Kanyon has won the Phoenix title he has been on a roll. Two-time Phoenix Champion, and now European Champion. Whos betta than Kanyon? You say everybody Mr. Ishnari, but nobody has been able to beat him.
Ishnari: I'm better than Kanyon.
Carlos: Have you beat him? No, so you're not.
Ishnari: Oh but I will and I am.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Carlos: Green and blackarent those gang colors?
Ishnari: Nope he's just trying to restart DX.
XHF European Championship
Kanyon vs. The Hurricane
*Kanyon Reaches for the test of strength and scores with an arm drag. Hurricane walks into another one and goes down again. Kanyon walks over to The Hurricane and picks him up by the head. He sets him up for the bulldog but Hurricane picks him up and throws him groin first onto the ropes. A clothesline knocks him over to the outside while The Hurricane celebrates to boos. Kanyon recovers and climbs back on the apron. Hurricane charges at him with a shoulder barge through the ropes but Kanyon dodges and hits a leg drop on the back of Michael's head. The Hurricane drops to the outside and Kanyon follows again. Kanyon bends down and picks up his opponent by his head, and hits a straight suplex onto the padding. Hurricane is rolled into the ring, hit with a stomp and covered 1 - 2 - kick out. The two rise and Kanyon is whipped to the ropes. As he comes back he ducks the clothesline, and as he jumps with one of his own Hurricane counters into a bulldog 1 - 2 - kick out. Hurricane clamps on a side headlock as Kanyon gets to his feet. Kanyon tries to struggle out with punches to the stomach. Hurricane releases the hold but applies a rear waistlock. He scores a waistlock takedown and lifts Kanyon again. This time Kanyon elbows out of the hold, and spins around into one of his own, hitting a bridging German suplex 1 - 2 - kick out. Kanyon misses the clothesline and walks into a hurricanrana by Hurricane, who climbs to the top rope and hits an elbow drop 1 - 2 - kick out. Hurricane starts to take control by keeping hold of Kanyon's wrist and stomping him in the head. A floatover suplex is hit on Kanyon 1 - 2 - kick out. Hurricane stands over Kanyon's head and lifts him for a piledriver. Kanyon jumps, causing his weight to knock Hurricane over 1 - 2 - Hurricane hooks Kanyon's arms to the mat with his legs 1 - 2 - Kanyon flips over and pushes Michael's legs against him 1 - 2 - kick out. The crowd applauds the two competitors but Hurricane turns the reaction against him with a quick clothesline catching Kanyon. Kanyon responds by simply jumping up, kicking Hurricane in the stomach and DDTing him. He ascends the turnbuckle as Hurricane gets to his feet. Hurricane approaches him and hits a few right hands. He climbs up with him, as he appears to be dazed and sets him up for a superplex. A sudden uppercut catches Hurricane in the face nearly sending him off as Kanyon surges into life. He shoves Hurricane's head in between his legs and lifts for a powerbomb, but then drops him forward and jumps, flipping over him hitting a huge sunset flip 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner and still XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Carlos: And Kanyon makes quick work of The Hurricane.
Ishnari: EVERYBODY!
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Carlos: Chris Williams has a lot ahead of him nowhes defended the title against Death Trap before, but now hes in a totally different environment. Hes never met Mike Jericho before, and this his the first time hes defended the title against more than one person.
Ishnari: I've never met Mike Jericho before, and I could kick his ass. Williams is a man of the ring. He's impressed me enough in previous matches for him to get my backing in this.
*The arena is quiet when a countdown from 5 begins up on the XtremeTron. When the countdown reaches 0 pyro fires off in a black and yellow form and "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam kicks in over the PA. A spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp to reveal Mike Jericho making his way out onto the ramp with the CWF World and California Title's both around his waist and his signature shiny vest that says "Everyone's a Jerichoholic" on the back, Jericho stops and performs a taunting spin down the ramp showing off himself and his titles. Jericho makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of boo's but stops half way down and begins taunting what little amount of fans he has, he see's a fan holding up a sign that says "I'm a Jerichoholic" and grabs the sign, rips it up and throws it on the ground stomping all over it. Jericho then see's 3 girls screaming and reaching out to touch him...Jericho gets a little closer to them and flexes his arm and points at his bicep and then at the screaming girls and just laughs. Jericho continues down the ramp and climbs the steel steps and proceeds with the Steps to Fame along the apron. Jericho stops on the apron and takes off both of his titles and holds them up in the air showing them off to all the fans...he then climbs in through the ropes and walks to the opposite side of the ring taunting the fans on the other side with his titles while his music dies out.*
Carlos: He kinda looks like James Muellerhmm
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.*
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
*The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Ishnari: Damn I thought he was going to take it all off.
XHF United States Heavyweight Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Mike Jericho vs. Death Trap
Williams has his United States title belt taken away from him by the timekeeper. The three circle each other. Death Trap turns against the direction of the circle to pounce on Williams. Williams is beaten to the ground and kicked aside. As Williams gets up Death Trap is taken down with a dropkick from Mike Jericho. Jericho is pulled by Williams into an Irish whip across the ring. Jericho bounces off and Williams evades his course, making him crash into Death Trap. Death Trap holds onto the ropes to stop him falling off the apron, and Jericho turn around into a hard elbow shot by Williams. Williams repeats the attack, opting for effectiveness rather than decoration. Jericho is driven into the corner. He counters by wrenching Williams's arm forcing him to flip over, and then burying a boot in his spine. A stomp is delivered to Williams's hand to mock him, before Jericho grabs the head of the incoming Death Trap and tosses him over the top rope. Death Trap pushes himself up as Jericho steps out onto the apron. A flying ax handle attempt by Jericho is caught into a choke bomb landing Jericho back first onto the ground! Jerichos legs are pushed aside as Death Trap steps up back into the ring. He raises his arms in the being the only one standing in the ring to produce a pop. He runs over to Williams, but his target is able to get his feet up and flip Death Trap over, landing back first on the turnbuckle. He falls off, landing on his head in the corner, and Williams sweeps his legs away from the ropes 1 - 2 - kick out. Williams drags Death Trap out into the middle of the ring, and drops an elbow onto Death Trap's 'upper thigh'. He stands still holding the leg, and delivers hard stomps to it. Death Trap flinches, arms outstretched to try and reach each time the boot hits home, and soon Williams wraps an arm around both of his legs, flipping over into a cover 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap sits up, and Williams seizes the opportunity to snap on a sleeper hold. Death Trap tries to stand, but his hurt leg prevents him. A dropkick to the side to the side of Williams's face from Jericho breaks the potential match winner. T-Bone suplex by Jericho on Williams. Atomic drop on Death Trap. Jericho pins Death Trap for him 1 - 2 - kick out.
Carlos: This is why I love Triple Threat matches. Each time a guy kicks out he's saving two guys asses. Death Trap just saved the chance at the U.S title, and saved Chris Williams' title reign from ending.
Ishnari: Yup, that's how it works. Of course, Williams didn't mean a toss to him at that moment.
*Williams scores a one handed bulldog on Jericho. He walks over to the still-grounded Death Trap, but is grounded himself by a drop toehold. Death Trap pushes himself up to his feet and hooks up the Indian deathlock. Knowing that Williams won't tap at this stage, Jericho steps coolly over in front of him. He bends over, watching Williams squirm in pain as Death Trap leans back onto his arms for leverage. He begins to talk to Williams, pointing occasionally in the direction of the Jericho title on the outside of the ring. His voice rises to a yell. Williams absorbs the verbal punishment with clenched eyes from the pain of the hold. Jericho takes time to communicate to the crowd with Death Trap keeping the hold on comfortably. Williams opens his eyes wide open, seeing Jericho facing him and mocking him. Williams's hand raises outwards. It comes down towards the mat and Jericho dives, swatting it away before he can tap out. Jericho, frustrated that his plan nearly backfired, stomps on his two opponents, breaking the hold and making any submission invalid. Jericho tries to lock on an Indian deathlock on Williams to finish him off, but Death Trap breaks it up before the hold can take effect. Death Trap hits a hard shot to the front of Jerichos head and he drops to the mat. Death Trap limps over to the corner and climbs. Displaying his unique agility for a man of his size, Death Trap leaps hitting a top rope leg drop on both of his opponents! Death Trap's hurt leg falls on Williams, making him opt to roll over onto the opposite leg, covering Jericho 1 - 2 - kick out. All three men get to their feet slowly. Death Trap backs away into the ropes, letting the other two competitors go at it. Williams swings a foot at Jericho. Jericho ducks and hooks up Williams for a belly to back suplex. He lifts and Williams flips over, landing on his feet. Williams hits the Gyrate 1 - 2 - kick out.*
Carlos: That Gyrate that has been so good to Williams has just failedChris Williams is going to have a bad time.
Ishnari: Williams is a bag of tricks man he's still gets my vote.
Williams steps over to Mike Jericho and is rolled up by surprise 1 - 2 - kick out. Williams gets up into a roaring elbow from Jericho, knocking him onto the apron. Jericho poses for the crowd, but a springboard dropkick knocks him down. Jericho rolls onto his stomach to avoid a pin, but is hit with a senton splash. Williams nudges Jericho over onto his stomach with the tip of his foot. He runs onto the ropes and springs off for a Lionsault, as Death Trap sticks a Big Boot straight through him as he is caught upside down midflip! Williams grabs hold of his stomach in pain and lets himself fall through the ropes to the outside. Death Trap takes a step up the turnbuckle, and launches himself with a moonsault landing perfectly on Jericho 1 - 2 - kick out! Death Trap picks up Jericho and hits a shot to the head sending him into the corner. Death Trap's run towards Jericho is met with a vicious superkick. Jericho steps up top buckle by buckle, and drops himself on top of Death Trap with an elbow drop 1 - 2 - kick out! Jericho grabs Death Trap's waist and tries to lift him, but Death Trap stays put. Death Trap wraps his arms around Jericho and strains to hold him on his shoulders, before pulling on his legs whipping Jericho back into the mat. Jericho folds over from the impact and Death Trap falls forward onto him for the cover 1 - 2
kick out. They both stand, and Jericho clips the side of Death Trap's head with a high kick.*
Carlos: Ow! Kicks like that could be a guy in the hospital.
Ishnari: Kicks like that sent me to the hospital.
*Suplex by Jericho. Death Trap gets up into a t-bone. Death Trap gets up again and is leant into the ropes. The Irish whip attempt is reversed, and Death Trap comes back with a big lariat. Death Trap picks up his opponent by the head and applies the front facelock. He lifts him, but Jericho floats over. Jericho gets the inverted facelock and drops Death Trap with a Jericho Explosion! Both men lay exhausted. The crowd cheers Jericho to make the cover before the opportunity is lost. Jericho looks up, but his head drops back down again. More seconds pass before Sander gets up. Seeing Death Trap lying perfectly still he travels to the nearer turnbuckle. He climbs up each rope until he is on top. Carefully trying to keep his balance, he perches himself on the top rope. A sudden vibration on the top rope causes Jericho to lose his balance and fall into the ropes. Williams appears behind him, and sets Jericho in position for a Russian leg sweep. He lifts Jericho onto his feet, and drops him all the way to the canvas below with a super front face Russian leg sweep! Williams pulls Jericho by his arm away from the ropes, and covers 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner and still XHF United States Heavyweight Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: Williams has retained his title! Mr. Ish, I owe you five dollars, and goodnight to everybody watching!
*Fade out.*
Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his partner and opponents.*
Carlos: Welcome to Pyro everybody. A great way to start the show, and great news from my partner here. Congratulations Ishnari with your new contract, and hey maybe someday in the future you can be meeting this man right here.
Ishnari: I'll be hoping to be meeting better talents than that guy. I'm not just going to be telling you at home how it should be done, I'm going to be showing you how it should be done.
Carlos: Good call.
*The lights go out, and Frantic by Metallica blasts throughout the PA system. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand once the vocals of the chorus are heard, with the XWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist, and the WWO Title around his right shoulder. Tylene Buck walks out from behind the apron, as Destruction pours the water on his head. They then begin to walk down the ramp and then Destructions stops at the bottom, as Tylene walks up the ring steps, and goes through the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. He looks around at the fans, and then walks to the side of the ring. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd. The song begins to enter the second chorus, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd, as Tylene Buck begins unstraping his XWF Title, and giving it to him, as Destruction takes the WWO Title off his shoulder into his hand.*
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
Frantic tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick tock
*After the last word Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both XWF and WWO Titles up in the air, with a white light on him. Destruction then leans his head forward and spits the water at the crowd, and then enters the ring. He walks into the nearest corner of the ring and climbs up the second turnbuckle, and looks around at the crowd. He looks around the arena, and then throws his titles up in the air, doing his taunt. Destruction stands on the second turnbuckle, and turns around, looking up the ramp for the emergence of his opponents, as Tylene Buck stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips.*
Carlos: Destruction is a powerhouse wrestler who can go technical, how do you think a man your size can take him on?
Ishnari: You just gotta keep on your feet. Get in some quick strikes, wear away at his armor. Sooner or later you're going to get a big angry Destruction, and that spells stupidity, with stupidity being the ultimate crime in this sport. You show that you're going down.
*The arena lights dim as the voices of Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent overtake the PA system (Lloyd) Man we gotta go get something to eat man. Im hungry as a motherfucker. (50)Ay yo man, damn whats taking homie so long? (Lloyd)50, calm down, here he come Nine shots ring out over the PA followed by both men screaming Ahh, ohh, what the fuck!? (50)Ahh! son, pull up! pull up! Followed up by 50 Cents Many Men (Wish Death) Verse one begins as on the Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp.*
Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
*Venom looks around at the crowd from under his hood as he walks down the ramp, and as the Verse again breaks in Venom leaps up onto the ring apron. Venom again takes a look around at the crowd then hops over the top rope into the ring. He stops in the center of the ring and begins bouncing around until the chorus hits again, and then he pulls off his hood and runs to the corner. Venom runs to each corner taunting the crowd from each corner until the song comes to a close.*
Carlos: So Venom kinda did the opposite of what you didwent from wrestler to refereeback to wrestler? I dont get it.
Ishnari: Wasn't it something to do with an injury? I think he's just like me. He wants to be a part of the sport in whatever way he can.
*Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. Gravedigger then proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring Gravedigger gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gravedigger then gets on the opposite turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds Gravedigger lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before getting down.*
Carlos: Destruction claims that Gravedigger tried to kill him, and that he was treated unfair at Breaking Point. I dont get it though, if Destruction was so hurt, WHY did he wrestle at Breaking Point? He has power, he could have done something to stop it.
Ishnari: If only someone had the power to stop his ego.
The Future Charlie Velez and Destruction w/Annette and Tylene Buck vs. Venom and Gravedigger w/Tracy Brooks
*Charlie Velez and Destruction help their managers out of the ring, as Venom and Gravedigger talk strategy. Once Annette and Tylene Buck makes it out of the ring Charlie and Destruction turn to their opponents. Destruction and Venom start off this match, as Charlie Velez and Gravedigger go to their corner. Destruction and Venom circle around the center of the ring, and Venom holds his hand up, signaling for a test of strength. Destruction cautiously lifts his hand up and holds the hand of Venom, but takes a cheap shot with a kick to the stomach, knocking Venom to his knees. Destruction begins pummeling Venom with right hands, until he lifts Venom up to his feet. Destruction drives a knee into his opponents stomach, and then grabs him by the arm. Destruction whips Venom to the ropes and when Venom bounces back goes for a clothesline, but Venom ducks and runs to the ropes behind Destruction. Destruction turns around and Venom is running to him, so Destruction leaps up and lifts a knee up, smashing into Venoms face! Destruction hooks the leg, but Venom kicks out at two. Destruction sits Venom up and then sends a huge forearm to his face, sending Venom to the mat. Destruction hooks the leg of Venom again, but Venom kicks out. Destruction stands up and sends a huge boot into Venoms chest, and then tags in Charlie Velez. Velez leaps over the top rope and waits for Venom to climb up to his feet. Venom makes it to his feet and Charlie runs to him and knocks Venom down with a clothesline, and Venom bounces back to his feet into a dropkick from Charlie. Venom goes to the nearest corner as Charlie Velez taunts the crowd, who respond with boos. Charlie ignores them and walks up to Venom, but Venom punches him in the stomach. Thats not enough though, as Charlie forearms Venom in the back bending him over. Charlie Velez applies a front facelock to Venom, and places his arm behind his neck, and lifts him up to the top rope. Charlie sets Venom on the top rope and slaps him in the face, so Venom wont be able to get any offense. Charlie begins climbing up to the second rope, face to face with Venom. Charlie Velez climbs to the top rope, and Venom finally gets some offense with a punch to the face. Charlie almost falls off and Venom continues to punch Charlie in the face, trying to knock him down. Finally Venom gets a direct shot into the face, knocking Charlie Velez down. Venom positions himself standing on top of the turnbuckle as Charlie Velez climbs up to his feet. Charlie finally makes it all the way to his feet and when he turns to Venom, Venom leaps off and delivers a missile dropkick! The move sends Charlie down, as Venom lands on his stomach. Venom gets up as quickly as he can, and tags in Gravedigger!*
Carlos: Venom uses his speed here, because lets admit it, if it was a wrestler like lets say Mongo, Charlie would have been up and would have knocked him down already.
Ishnari: If it was a wrestler like lets say Mongo, Charlie would have won via ring out due to opposition death.
Carlos: Oh yeah...Mongo's dead...yeah...
*Destruction gets into the ring and runs to Gravedigger, but Gravedigger knocks him down with a clothesline. Charlie Velez gets to his feet and Gravedigger turns around, and delivers a huge right hand sending Charlie Velez into the corner. Gravedigger begins to beat on Charlie Velez in the corner, as Destruction climbs up to his feet behind Gravedigger. Destruction runs to Gravedigger, but at the right time Gravedigger moves out of the way, and Destruction collides into Charlie! Destruction bounces off Charlie and Venom runs and knocks Destruction out of the ring. Venom follows and attacks Destruction from behind, as in the ring Gravedigger kicks Charlie Velez in the stomach. Velez is bent over and Gravedigger places him between his legs, and taunts to the crowd for the Sky High. Annette leaps onto the apron and begins screaming at Gravedigger. Gravedigger throws Charlie Velez down, as he rolls to the apron. Gravedigger begins screaming back at Annette, who then jumps off the apron. Gravedigger continues to scream at Annette as Charlie is standing on the apron, waiting for the right time. Charlie suddenly leaps over the ropes and turns his back to Gravedigger, landing on the second rope. Gravedigger turns around and Charlie Velez twists off the second rope and connects with The Unforgiven onto Gravedigger! Charlie Velez hooks the leg of Gravedigger, but Gravedigger kicks out before the count of three! Charlie Velez sits up and screams, while on the outside Venom begins to send boots into the stomach of Destruction, until Tylene hits him in the back. This does not phase Venom, as he turns around and just looks at Tylene. Tylene takes a few steps back, distracting Venom long enough to let Destruction get a cheap shot in. Destruction then grabs Venom by the head and tosses him right into the ring steps!*
Carlos: Who ever said managers are just a distractions are wrong! Look at that right there, Destruction used his manager take advantage of the situation, and possibly get a win here. So all you up-coming wrestlers, if your opponent has a manager, WATCH OUT.
Ishnari: Nah-nah I have to disagree here. If that manager touches you the match is void and if they don't then it is the wrestler's responsibility to deal with it. What they've got to do is just treat them as a heckler, because that's exactly what they are. If a wrestler lost a match because he was angry at a guy in the crowd calling him an asshole you'd say he wasn't made for the job. Same applies here.
*Destruction leaps onto the apron and Charlie Velez tags him in, and Destruction cockily walks into the ring. Destruction begins telling the crowd something as he slowly walks up to Gravedigger, and lifts him up to his feet. Destruction shoves Gravedigger into the corner and sends a knife-edge chop into his chest, echoing throughout the arena. Gravedigger holds his chest, but Destruction spreads his arms up and gives him another chop. Gravedigger bends over holding his chest, and Destruction grabs him and brings him into the center of the ring. Destruction applies a front facelock onto Gravedigger, and throws his arm behind his neck. Destruction grabs Gravediggers pants and lifts him up for a suplex, keeping him up there. The blood is rushing to the head of Gravedigger, and Destruction suddenly drops him on his back and floats over. The referee starts the count, 1-2-kick out by Gravedigger. Destruction is on his knees and looks at the referee, but then grabs the throat of Gravedigger and begins choking him. The referee forces Destruction to break the hold, but Destruction stands up and gets in the face of the referee. The referee backs off, and Destruction picks up Gravedigger and applies a front facelock and takes a few steps back, as Charlie Velez tags himself in. Both Destruction and Charlie Velez send huge forearms into the back of Gravedigger, bending him over. The two whip Gravedigger to the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but Gravedigger stops and waits behind them. Charlie Velez is the first to turn around and he gets knocked down with a huge clothesline, and Destruction turns around. Gravedigger goes for a superkick, but Destruction catches the foot and spins Gravedigger around for a kick in the stomach. Gravedigger is set between Destructions leg and arms hooked for the Eve Of Destruction, but Gravedigger pulls Destructions legs out from under him, and crosses Destructions legs for a Breaking Point!*
Carlos: This was the move that made Destruction tap out for the first time in a big match situation at Breaking Point! Gravedigger could add insult to injury if he could have Destruction tap out twice in less than a month.
Ishnari: At that particular event you wouldn't settle for anything less.
*Destruction screams in pain, until Charlie Velez breaks the hold with a clothesline from behind. Destruction rolls out of the ring holding his knees, as Charlie lifts Gravedigger up to his feet. Charlie Velez applies a reverse front facelock onto Gravedigger and taunts for a Side Effect, but Gravedigger turns himself around and lifts Charlie Velez and slams him into the mat with a northern lights suplex! Both Gravedigger and Charlie Velez are down on the mat, as Venom slowly climbs up onto the apron. He takes a deep breath and springboards up to the top rope and goes for a shooting star presslanding on Gravedigger!*
Carlos: What the hell was that? Did Venom miss?
Ishnari: He missed alright. That's what you get when you aim at such a small target.
*Venom gets on his knees holding his stomach and screams at Gravedigger, and places Charlies arm onto his chest! The referee starts the count, 123!*
Winners: The Future Charlie Velez and Destruction
Carlos: What the hell is this?
Ishnari: This, my friend, is a screw job.
*Venom stands up holding his stomach, as Annette and Tracy Brooks enters the ring. Venom, Tracy and Annette all share a look at one another, and then suddenly smile, and give each other a group hug! Charlie Velez sits up looking at three confused by it all, and then smiles. Venom helps Charlie up and they share a hug, as their wives applaud them on. Venom holds Charlie Velezs arm in the air, and then all four begin to head out of the ring. On the outside Tylene Buck checks on Destruction, when suddenly a masked man slides into the ring and stands over Gravedigger!*
Carlos: That looks like the same man that has attacked Minibadboy and Death Trap!
Ishnari: Anyone can whack a mask on and beat up a guy after they've been in a big match.
*The masked man stands over Gravedigger and slaps him across the face, and then lifts him up to his feet. The masked man bends Gravedigger over and between his legs, and lifts Gravedigger up. The man holds Gravedigger up for a while, and then spikes his head down into the mat with a piledriver! Gravedigger bounces off the mat and holds his head, as the masked man stands over Gravedigger. The masked man goes to lift Gravedigger up again, when suddenly Dagger runs down the ramp! She slides into the ring and begins to send kicks into the masked man, when all of a sudden another masked man runs from the back and slides into the ring!*
Carlos: What the hell is this? Wowdidnt I say that a couple of minutes ago? I have Michael Coleidis.
Ishnari: This isn't Episode 2 man. this is getting crazy.
*Dagger turns around, and the second masked man runs and drives a huge boot into the face of Dagger, knocking her down. The second masked man lifts Dagger up by the hair and bends her over and lifts her up onto his shoulder. The man holds Dagger up there but then leaps to his knees, driving Daggers back into his shoulder! Dagger falls to the mat holding her back in pain, as the second masked man stands over her. The two masked men look at one another, and the second masked man takes off his mask to reveal Hardcore Harry! Harry laughs sadistically but then points to the first masked man, who slowly takes off his mask to reveal Slim Stevie Bone!*
Carlos: Thats Slim Stevie Bone! A former ECF wrestler who wrestled in the XHF for sometime! But whats he doing with Hardcore Harry?
Ishnari: Wow I've got to check my history for this. I remember that guy and he isn't all smiles.
*The two laugh and share a hug, and raise one anothers hand up. Harry slaps the chest of Stevie and they both head out of the ring, leaving Gravedigger and Dagger in pain.*
Carlos: Slim Stevie Bone and Hardcore Harrynot in a millions years would I have saw that coming.
Ishnari: I would not in a million years have seen Hardcore Homophobe Harry hugging a guy coming.
*All The Small Things by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way down to the ring on his motor scooter and with his tradition half gallon of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy wheelies down the ramp on scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of milk from he ringside announcer and suck the down like crazy also, while the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Carlos: Not in a million years would I hear somebody coming out to Blink 182 while riding a scooter to the ringand drinking gallons of milkand be called Minibadboynecesito una cerveza
Ishnari: I would like to pay with cheque thanks Carlos, and I don't know whos nuttier here - Minibadboy or this crowd
*The lights go out. Suddenly, "Creeping Death" by Metallica starts to play throughout the arena. The XtremeTron then flashes white with a black dragon's silhouette on screen. The lights then come back on as Shadow Dragon comes out wearing a long black trench coat. He climbs into the ring, takes off his coat and stretches as he waits for the match to begin.*
Carlos: Ishnari, can you remember a Junior Heavyweight Champion that loved to defend this title so much? Shadow Dragon IS what the Junior Heavyweight division should be about, wrestling. He tries to wrestle every event, and does anything for a win within the rules. Shadow Dragon, you have my vote for rookie of the yearor even wrestler of the year.
Ishnari: Shadow Dragon aint no rookie. There have been champs that have wanted to defend just as much as him, but no one has had a division as hot as the one he is atop of right now.
XHF Junior Heavyweight Championship
Minibadboy vs. Shadow Dragon
*Shadow Dragon and MBB give the top rope in their respective corners a tug as they lean back before they begin to circle around the ring in the same direction. They stop and move in for a grapple. MBB comes around the back, waistlock applied. Shadow Dragon begins to fire back with a few elbows but MBB is dodging the bullets. MBB suddenly drops down, attacking the back of the knee of Shadow with a take down. Shadow Dragon jolts back up to his knees and rubs his chin a little after it bounced off the mat, looking up at MBB, who is looking back at Shadow Dragon, he's showed up the champion early. Shadow Dragon steps up to his feet and they move in for the grapple again. Once again MBB gets the early advantage coming around the back with a waistlock. Shadow Dragon reaches back for a few elbows and again misses. However, this time the advantage does not go to MBB. Shadow Dragon leaps up, falls parallel to the mat, locking his feet around the knee caps of MBB and rolling him forward into a roll up variation, the pinning combo has MBB's shoulders pinned to the mat, 1,2, MBB kicks out. Both men are quick to their feet, turn to the other and stop in their tracks. This time it's Shadow Dragon gaining the upper hand.*
Carlos: Nice fast paced wrestling by Shadow Dragon. You see kids, the Junior Heavyweight division isnt only about highflying moves, its about wrestling and good wrestling at that.
Ishnari: Shadow Dragon is showing Minibadboy who's boss but I do not like Minibadboy's approach here. He had Dragon down and went nowhere with it.
Carlos: Which is why Shadow Dragon is the champion, and Minibadboy is the challenger.
*MBB mouths to Shadow Dragon "One more". They move in for the grapple again and this time advantage goes right to Shadow Dragon. He steps to the side with the arm of MBB in a standing armbar/arm wrench type move. He then begins to slowly twist the arm all the way around like a windmill, giving it a tug at the end. Shadow Dragon goes to turn it again but MBB quick to reverse, grabbing the arm of Shadow Dragon and giving his arm the twist and tug this time. He then lets go of the arm, shoving him forward, waistlock again applied by MBB. MBB runs forward into the ropes looking to bounce back into a roll up but Shadow Dragon holds onto the top rope. MBB rolls back into the middle of the ring and gets to his feet only to be greeted with a spinning wheel kick from Shadow Dragon. Both men pulling themselves right back up and another one from Shadow Dragon has MBB rolling to the outside to regroup, the fans on their feet, some high flying and high paced action to start this one off with. Shadow Dragon tires to step out there and cut off MBB but the referee pulls him back. He then turns back to MBB and begins the twenty count. Once at five, MBB steps onto the apron and asks for the referee to keep Shadow Dragon away and let him into the ring. The referee turns to Shadow Dragon only to run out of the way. Shadow Dragon has ran into the far ropes and is charging in towards MBB. He swings through the middle rope (think Rey Mysterio when he misses with the 619) as MBB leaped over the swinging Shadow Dragon. However, Shadow Dragon lands on his feet and before he can even stop to regain his balance he comes back with a dropkick to the kneecap of MBB. MBB was still in the air from when he leaped over Shadow Dragon, causing his feet to move back, missing the ring apron and connecting jaw first on the side of the ring!*
Carlos: Ouch, that cant be good. The impact of being in the air and smashing your jaw into a hard apron like thatI believe that somebody has a broken or injured jaw.
Ishnari: Yeah Dragon kept alert and got a big result by picking the right spot.
*MBB kneels down towards the barricade, holding his jaw as Shadow Dragon is up and running once again. Shadow Dragon runs to the far ropes as MBB pulls himself up. He turns and starts walking towards the ring but is stopped dead in his tracks as he sees Shadow Dragon flying towards him. Shadow Dragon, flips over the top rope in a summersault and comes down with a body splash to MBB on the outside! Crowd is again up, cheering these two on and the action being displayed as Shadow Dragon gets up and jumps up to the fans, he's getting into as well, MBB still down, leaning against the barricade. Shadow Dragon rolls back into the ring to break up the referees count and then decides to go back to the top. MBB is using the barricade to slowly climb to his feet as Shadow Dragon waits. MBB is up and Shadow Dragon leaps from the top. He's looking for a cross body but MBB ducks down! A loud thud is heard as Shadow Dragon strikes the barricade! He is left sprawled across the top of it, left arm and leg hanging down one side, right arm and leg down the other side, and of course his head in the middle. He looks out, as though the blow has taken the air right out of him! The fans in the front row, though, enjoying themselves with some small holy shit chants breaking out. MBB once again, trying to slowly pull himself up and does so, getting right up onto the apron, and into the ring, breaking up the referees count. He then climbs to the top himself, looking down at Shadow Dragon, still draped over that barricade. MBB comes off the top with a leg drop across the back of the head of Shadow Dragon from the top rope, all the way to the outside and onto barricade!!! MBB falls back onto the mat while Shadow Dragon has now been knocked off the barricade and is in the front row of the crowd! The holy shit chants grow once again as both men are down.*
Carlos: And Im with the crowd, holy shit!
Ishnari: I can think of less spine-crushing ways to hurt the guy but it got the job done.
*The referee not doing his twenty count, he's on the outside checking on the two men. MBB is up and is leaning against the ring apron, Shadow Dragon now finally up as well as he is slowly crawling back over the barricade. MBB looking to seize the opportunity begins to step forward but Shadow Dragon, buys himself more time, the mist to the eyes as the referee had his back turned, sliding back into the ring! MBB begins to move about aimlessly, trying to wipe from his eyes and runs right into Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon lifts him up for a back body drop over the barricade, but MBB has his hands down on the barricade, stopping him from going over. He's doing a handstand up there before he falls back towards the ring area, somehow managing to get a hold of Shadow Dragon on the way down, a DDT on the mat on the outside!*
Ishnari: You talk about instincts, which was exactly that. He was going down and he wasn't going to go down alone.
*Shadow Dragon looks out, arms and legs spread, as MBB is down for a moment or two as well. He is able to pull himself to his feet and then leans over the ring apron, wiping his eyes. He asks the referee for some water, that stops the referees count as he moves to the outside and to the timekeepers table, grabbing a bottle of water and a cloth, wiping the mist from the eyes of MBB. Suddenly the referee drops the water bottle and the cloth and dives out of the way as Shadow Dragon's turn to awe the crowd now. He comes forward towards MBB who lifts up Shadow Dragon. Shadow Dragon though, falls right through, a handstand on the ring apron, striking the ropes, causing him to bounce back. He pushes off with his hands, spins in mid air so that he can sit on the shoulders of MBB and comes through with a hurricanrana right there, to MBB on the outside!! The fans are loving it, they haven't sat down yet as these two continue to put their bodies on the line, amazing athleticism, continually awing the crowd, putting on one hell of a show. Both men are down now, and both men begin to use the ring apron to climb back to their feet. MBB is the first one up as he rolls back into the ring, Shadow Dragon, not too far behind. Shadow Dragon pulls himself to his feet, goes for the super kick but MBB ducks under and connects with the BadBoy Slam!!! It's over, MBB has the match won but he decides he wants to put the exclamation point on it and climbs to the top! MBB is slow to get up there but when he does get there, he calls to the crowd that it's time for a Leap of Faith! But he took too much time. Shadow Dragon was able to get to his knees where he then lunges himself at the turnbuckle, causing it to shake and it leaves MBB straddling the top rope! Shadow Dragon runs towards the corner and in one motion, jumps onto the top rope beside the turnbuckle in which MBB is now sitting on. He bounces back off the rope, spins slightly and is able to take him down with a Hurricanrana from the top!*
Carlos: What cant Shadow Dragon do? Im telling you, this guy is fantstico!
Ishnari: Fantstico magnifico is the term you're looking for. I want to see them moving in for the kill now. They've been busting themselves up flying around the arena. now's the time to start whacking on the chokes while they're gasping for breath.
*Shadow Dragon now crawling towards the corner with everything he's got left in him and climbs to the top. He gets there, looking down at MBB who is still down in the middle of the ring and leaps off the top with a Dragon Splash!! Shadow Dragon bounces off of him and is laying face down on the mat beside him. It takes him a few seconds to realize where he is but he eventually is able to drape the arm over the chest of MBB. 1...2...3!*
Winner and still Junior Heavyweight Champion: Shadow Dragon
Carlos: Ladies and gentlemenShadow Dragon.
Ishnari: Dragon is building up one hell of a resume. He is and has established himself as THE MAN to beat. I see this guy out here perform and can't help but think that I could be the guy to break that run. Having said that he's like America's Most Wanted right now. I probably won't even get the chance to touch the guy.
*The crowd still on their feet for these two after an amazing match. But suddenly, somebody jumps over the barricade and the once great mood, these cheering fans were in has now turned sour with the boos directed towards....Platinum! The referee was about to drape the title over the chest of Shadow Dragon and raise his arm from the mat but he sees Platinum on the top rope and decides to get out of the way. Platinum comes off the top, connecting with the Platinum Status to Shadow Dragon! Platinum immediately jumps up and begins to bounce around the ring, all smiles as Platinum is back!*
Carlos: Platinumoh this just seems appropriate. Platinum, what brought the Junior Heavyweight division to the toptaking out the man who is THE MAN of the Junior Heavyweight division.
Ishnari: There I was talking about how hard Dragon is to get to when Platinum jumps the queue!
*Platinum stops and looks over at the referee who is holding the junior heavyweight title. Platinum walks over and snatches it from him and raises it in the air, taking the heat from the fans with a cheerful smile. Not only did he just attack Shadow Dragon but also he's now put a sour finish to what was a great match from MBB and Shadow Dragon. Speaking of MBB, he is slowly climbing to his feet behind Platinum. Platinum takes the title and strikes it over the skull of MBB! "If I Can't" hits the speakers and Platinum leapfrogs over the top rope and to the outside, carrying Shadow Dragon's Junior Heavyweight Championship with him. Platinum stops at the top of the ramp, and holds the title towards the ring at Shadow Dragon and MBB "I'm Untouchable" he claims as he lays the title down at the top of the stage for Shadow Dragon and exits behind the curtain.*
Ishnari: Any cops around that saw that?
Carlos: I was once a cop...too bad I got drunk on the job.
Ishnari: What's your excuse for shit commentary?
Carlos:...I hate you Mr. Ishnari and I hope in your first match you break your neck. ZING!
Ishnari: It'll be more of a CRACK!
Carlos: Not Mexicans, when Mexicans break necks it's Zing. Trust me.
Ishnari: Mexicans don't break their necks they're always protected by those big hats.
Carlos: First off its a sombrero, and you are a racist, RACIST!
Ishnari: Nah man I've seen them on TV. They have 'MEXICO' written on them in big red letters.
Carlos: And Englishmen wear masks and go under the name BITCHbut I dont say anything.
Ishnari: You've never seen an Englishman wear a mask and go under the name BITCH.
Carlos: Mr. Ishlets get to the next match.
Ishnari: WINNER!
*Fuel" by Metallica hits. flames begin to flow down the aisle, an explosion goes off on top of the ramp as Smash walks out to the ring.*
Ishnari: Look at this guy, another guy that thinks he can do what he wants in XHF
Carlos: I might hate angle but I want Angle to beat this punk
Ishnari: yeah another one of those ECF punks
"Medal" begins to play throughout the arena and the crowd chants "You Suck" along with the song as Kurt Angle makes his way onto the ramp with the XHF Hardcore championship around his waist. He stands almost frozen at the top of the ramp before throwing his arms up with his index fingers pointed towards the sky igniting red, white, and blue pyro from the ground into the air in an array of color. Kurt makes his way down the ramp, still with the same mixed reactions... he climbs into the ring and does his signature twirl in the and then takes off his medals and begins to warm up in the corner of the ring as his music dies out.
Ishnari: Kurt Angle, the man to end the streak of Mr. X.
Carlos: A 2-month streak, might I add.
Angle goes to the corner and waits as the bell sounds off. Out comes a furious Smash who runs at Kurt Angle trying to get the upper hand in the match. Instead angle is ready for him and kicks him right in the gut. Angle then takes Smash and throws him in the corner and lays a beating on him with punches. Angle backs off from the turnbuckle and Smash falls out of the ring. Angle doesn't stay on the fallen Smash, which gives Smash sometime to think. Which pays off because he goes under the ring and gets a chair. As angle sticks his head through the ropes Smash smashes him in the head knocking him out of the ring. Smash hits angle a few more times with the chair putting a big dent in the chair, possibly a big dent in the head of angle. Smash throws the chair on the ground and picks Angle up and slams his head on the guardrail. Smash yells at the fans saying they suck, this gives smash a little boost and Smash picks Angle up in a atomic drop position. Then runs him right in the ring post, causing angle to grimace in pain as he lies on the ground.
Carlos: Ululacin
Ishnari: Carlos were on TV and this is the English table.
Carlos: Sorry bout that but it looks as though he hurt something.
Ishnari: Probably that sack of his.
Carlos: Sack of what.
*Smash goes back under the ring apron and pulls out two tables and sets them up outside. They are set up side by side, but doing this took some time and now angle has recovered and is carrying the chair in his hands. As Smash turns angle swings it like a bat. Smash falls to the floor fast and grabs his head. The camera looks at him and he's busted wide open. Angle takes Smash and body slams him on the mat outside. Angle goes and picks Smash up, kicking him and delivering a belly-to-belly suplex. Then quickly stays on him and locks in an arm bar. The referee looks at smash and he don't want to give up.*
Carlos: What heart by Smash.
Ishnari: Yep but it seems as though time is running short.
*Angle whips smash into the barricades and as smash comes back Angle hits a Tiger Suplex...Then goes for a pin referee 1...2..2.5 and a kick out.*
Ishnari: I wonder if that is a white tiger suplex.
Carlos: Umm that is wrong Ish.
Ishnari: I don't care.
Angle seems to be getting pissed with smash and throws his ass in the ring. He then throws two chairs in the ring along with a stop sign. Angle takes the stop chair and set them up unfolded. Angle stalks behind Smash and goes for an angle slam, but it's countered. Smash kicks angle and hits a powerbomb on the unfolded chair......It sends angle crashing holding his back and smash falling backwards. He quickly gets over to Angle and pins him. The referee makes a 1...2... and a kick out by Angle. Smash goes for another cover and gets the same another 2 count. Smash moves angle to the middle of the ring and takes that stop sign putting it on the face of Kurt Angle. He goes to the top and is going for an elbow drop. He connects with it and as we see Angle gets busted open from that very move. Angle rolls covers his face and when the hands are moved we see the blood...
Ishnari: Kurt has just been parked.
Carlos: How so?
Ishnari: The stop sign connected with angle face.
Carlos: So
*Smash looks outside and gets an idea on the tables. He takes angle and positions him right, then throws him off the ropes but the whip is countered, as angle sends him into the ropes. Angle is in position as smash comes at him, angle grabs around smashes waist and throws him over the top with a super belly to belly, making Smash crash through the tables outside the ring.*
Ishnari: Holy shit
Carlos: Mierda Santa.
*WHOO is heard as angle taunts, just as he did something very dangerous. Smash is outside and out cold as it looks. Kurt Angle goes outside and pins smash. The referee makes a cover 1...2... and a kick out. Somehow smash kickout and it seems as that is a bad thing. Angle throws smash in the ring and in the corner. Angle Brings smash up on top rope and sets him up for an angle slam. Smash is blocking it, smash gets control of angle then with a sense of urgency. Smash somehow turns around and jumps over angle with a sunset flip powerbomb. Smash hooks the legs but gets a 1...2....and a kick out. Smash seems to be slowing down as the blood lose is now effecting. Smash slowly gets out of the ring and digs under the ring. He pulls out this bag and throws it in the ring. Smash gets back in and pulls out a bag of tacks. Smile quickly goes on smash's face and then even more when he pulls out some light bulbs. Smash dumps the tacks in the middle and then puts the light bulbs down. Smash calls for a tombstone piledriver. As he picks up Angle, angle slips off the back and gives smash a low blow. Angle moves smash and hits an Angle Slam on the breaks the light bulbs and sending tacks in his back. Angle turns over smash and locks in the Ankle Lock submission. Smash tries to reach for the ropes, but he can't get there, he's hesitant to tap out. The blood loss since the beginning of the match is making Smash fade. Until smash finally decides to give it up. Smash taps out.*
Winner and still XHF Hardcore Champion: Kurt Angle
*"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.*
Carlos: The crowd might say nobody is better than Kanyon, but since Kanyon has won the Phoenix title he has been on a roll. Two-time Phoenix Champion, and now European Champion. Whos betta than Kanyon? You say everybody Mr. Ishnari, but nobody has been able to beat him.
Ishnari: I'm better than Kanyon.
Carlos: Have you beat him? No, so you're not.
Ishnari: Oh but I will and I am.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down tot he center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Carlos: Green and blackarent those gang colors?
Ishnari: Nope he's just trying to restart DX.
XHF European Championship
Kanyon vs. The Hurricane
*Kanyon Reaches for the test of strength and scores with an arm drag. Hurricane walks into another one and goes down again. Kanyon walks over to The Hurricane and picks him up by the head. He sets him up for the bulldog but Hurricane picks him up and throws him groin first onto the ropes. A clothesline knocks him over to the outside while The Hurricane celebrates to boos. Kanyon recovers and climbs back on the apron. Hurricane charges at him with a shoulder barge through the ropes but Kanyon dodges and hits a leg drop on the back of Michael's head. The Hurricane drops to the outside and Kanyon follows again. Kanyon bends down and picks up his opponent by his head, and hits a straight suplex onto the padding. Hurricane is rolled into the ring, hit with a stomp and covered 1 - 2 - kick out. The two rise and Kanyon is whipped to the ropes. As he comes back he ducks the clothesline, and as he jumps with one of his own Hurricane counters into a bulldog 1 - 2 - kick out. Hurricane clamps on a side headlock as Kanyon gets to his feet. Kanyon tries to struggle out with punches to the stomach. Hurricane releases the hold but applies a rear waistlock. He scores a waistlock takedown and lifts Kanyon again. This time Kanyon elbows out of the hold, and spins around into one of his own, hitting a bridging German suplex 1 - 2 - kick out. Kanyon misses the clothesline and walks into a hurricanrana by Hurricane, who climbs to the top rope and hits an elbow drop 1 - 2 - kick out. Hurricane starts to take control by keeping hold of Kanyon's wrist and stomping him in the head. A floatover suplex is hit on Kanyon 1 - 2 - kick out. Hurricane stands over Kanyon's head and lifts him for a piledriver. Kanyon jumps, causing his weight to knock Hurricane over 1 - 2 - Hurricane hooks Kanyon's arms to the mat with his legs 1 - 2 - Kanyon flips over and pushes Michael's legs against him 1 - 2 - kick out. The crowd applauds the two competitors but Hurricane turns the reaction against him with a quick clothesline catching Kanyon. Kanyon responds by simply jumping up, kicking Hurricane in the stomach and DDTing him. He ascends the turnbuckle as Hurricane gets to his feet. Hurricane approaches him and hits a few right hands. He climbs up with him, as he appears to be dazed and sets him up for a superplex. A sudden uppercut catches Hurricane in the face nearly sending him off as Kanyon surges into life. He shoves Hurricane's head in between his legs and lifts for a powerbomb, but then drops him forward and jumps, flipping over him hitting a huge sunset flip 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner and still XHF European Champion: Kanyon
Carlos: And Kanyon makes quick work of The Hurricane.
Ishnari: EVERYBODY!
*The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase each other at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shies off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, ramp way, and the ring apron, besides the area in front of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.*
Carlos: Chris Williams has a lot ahead of him nowhes defended the title against Death Trap before, but now hes in a totally different environment. Hes never met Mike Jericho before, and this his the first time hes defended the title against more than one person.
Ishnari: I've never met Mike Jericho before, and I could kick his ass. Williams is a man of the ring. He's impressed me enough in previous matches for him to get my backing in this.
*The arena is quiet when a countdown from 5 begins up on the XtremeTron. When the countdown reaches 0 pyro fires off in a black and yellow form and "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam kicks in over the PA. A spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp to reveal Mike Jericho making his way out onto the ramp with the CWF World and California Title's both around his waist and his signature shiny vest that says "Everyone's a Jerichoholic" on the back, Jericho stops and performs a taunting spin down the ramp showing off himself and his titles. Jericho makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of boo's but stops half way down and begins taunting what little amount of fans he has, he see's a fan holding up a sign that says "I'm a Jerichoholic" and grabs the sign, rips it up and throws it on the ground stomping all over it. Jericho then see's 3 girls screaming and reaching out to touch him...Jericho gets a little closer to them and flexes his arm and points at his bicep and then at the screaming girls and just laughs. Jericho continues down the ramp and climbs the steel steps and proceeds with the Steps to Fame along the apron. Jericho stops on the apron and takes off both of his titles and holds them up in the air showing them off to all the fans...he then climbs in through the ropes and walks to the opposite side of the ring taunting the fans on the other side with his titles while his music dies out.*
Carlos: He kinda looks like James Muellerhmm
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The XtremeTron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The XtremeTron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.*
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
*The XtremeTron begins showing a clip from the music video of Headstrong. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Ishnari: Damn I thought he was going to take it all off.
XHF United States Heavyweight Championship
The Energy Chris Williams vs. Mike Jericho vs. Death Trap
Williams has his United States title belt taken away from him by the timekeeper. The three circle each other. Death Trap turns against the direction of the circle to pounce on Williams. Williams is beaten to the ground and kicked aside. As Williams gets up Death Trap is taken down with a dropkick from Mike Jericho. Jericho is pulled by Williams into an Irish whip across the ring. Jericho bounces off and Williams evades his course, making him crash into Death Trap. Death Trap holds onto the ropes to stop him falling off the apron, and Jericho turn around into a hard elbow shot by Williams. Williams repeats the attack, opting for effectiveness rather than decoration. Jericho is driven into the corner. He counters by wrenching Williams's arm forcing him to flip over, and then burying a boot in his spine. A stomp is delivered to Williams's hand to mock him, before Jericho grabs the head of the incoming Death Trap and tosses him over the top rope. Death Trap pushes himself up as Jericho steps out onto the apron. A flying ax handle attempt by Jericho is caught into a choke bomb landing Jericho back first onto the ground! Jerichos legs are pushed aside as Death Trap steps up back into the ring. He raises his arms in the being the only one standing in the ring to produce a pop. He runs over to Williams, but his target is able to get his feet up and flip Death Trap over, landing back first on the turnbuckle. He falls off, landing on his head in the corner, and Williams sweeps his legs away from the ropes 1 - 2 - kick out. Williams drags Death Trap out into the middle of the ring, and drops an elbow onto Death Trap's 'upper thigh'. He stands still holding the leg, and delivers hard stomps to it. Death Trap flinches, arms outstretched to try and reach each time the boot hits home, and soon Williams wraps an arm around both of his legs, flipping over into a cover 1 - 2 - kick out. Death Trap sits up, and Williams seizes the opportunity to snap on a sleeper hold. Death Trap tries to stand, but his hurt leg prevents him. A dropkick to the side to the side of Williams's face from Jericho breaks the potential match winner. T-Bone suplex by Jericho on Williams. Atomic drop on Death Trap. Jericho pins Death Trap for him 1 - 2 - kick out.
Carlos: This is why I love Triple Threat matches. Each time a guy kicks out he's saving two guys asses. Death Trap just saved the chance at the U.S title, and saved Chris Williams' title reign from ending.
Ishnari: Yup, that's how it works. Of course, Williams didn't mean a toss to him at that moment.
*Williams scores a one handed bulldog on Jericho. He walks over to the still-grounded Death Trap, but is grounded himself by a drop toehold. Death Trap pushes himself up to his feet and hooks up the Indian deathlock. Knowing that Williams won't tap at this stage, Jericho steps coolly over in front of him. He bends over, watching Williams squirm in pain as Death Trap leans back onto his arms for leverage. He begins to talk to Williams, pointing occasionally in the direction of the Jericho title on the outside of the ring. His voice rises to a yell. Williams absorbs the verbal punishment with clenched eyes from the pain of the hold. Jericho takes time to communicate to the crowd with Death Trap keeping the hold on comfortably. Williams opens his eyes wide open, seeing Jericho facing him and mocking him. Williams's hand raises outwards. It comes down towards the mat and Jericho dives, swatting it away before he can tap out. Jericho, frustrated that his plan nearly backfired, stomps on his two opponents, breaking the hold and making any submission invalid. Jericho tries to lock on an Indian deathlock on Williams to finish him off, but Death Trap breaks it up before the hold can take effect. Death Trap hits a hard shot to the front of Jerichos head and he drops to the mat. Death Trap limps over to the corner and climbs. Displaying his unique agility for a man of his size, Death Trap leaps hitting a top rope leg drop on both of his opponents! Death Trap's hurt leg falls on Williams, making him opt to roll over onto the opposite leg, covering Jericho 1 - 2 - kick out. All three men get to their feet slowly. Death Trap backs away into the ropes, letting the other two competitors go at it. Williams swings a foot at Jericho. Jericho ducks and hooks up Williams for a belly to back suplex. He lifts and Williams flips over, landing on his feet. Williams hits the Gyrate 1 - 2 - kick out.*
Carlos: That Gyrate that has been so good to Williams has just failedChris Williams is going to have a bad time.
Ishnari: Williams is a bag of tricks man he's still gets my vote.
Williams steps over to Mike Jericho and is rolled up by surprise 1 - 2 - kick out. Williams gets up into a roaring elbow from Jericho, knocking him onto the apron. Jericho poses for the crowd, but a springboard dropkick knocks him down. Jericho rolls onto his stomach to avoid a pin, but is hit with a senton splash. Williams nudges Jericho over onto his stomach with the tip of his foot. He runs onto the ropes and springs off for a Lionsault, as Death Trap sticks a Big Boot straight through him as he is caught upside down midflip! Williams grabs hold of his stomach in pain and lets himself fall through the ropes to the outside. Death Trap takes a step up the turnbuckle, and launches himself with a moonsault landing perfectly on Jericho 1 - 2 - kick out! Death Trap picks up Jericho and hits a shot to the head sending him into the corner. Death Trap's run towards Jericho is met with a vicious superkick. Jericho steps up top buckle by buckle, and drops himself on top of Death Trap with an elbow drop 1 - 2 - kick out! Jericho grabs Death Trap's waist and tries to lift him, but Death Trap stays put. Death Trap wraps his arms around Jericho and strains to hold him on his shoulders, before pulling on his legs whipping Jericho back into the mat. Jericho folds over from the impact and Death Trap falls forward onto him for the cover 1 - 2
kick out. They both stand, and Jericho clips the side of Death Trap's head with a high kick.*
Carlos: Ow! Kicks like that could be a guy in the hospital.
Ishnari: Kicks like that sent me to the hospital.
*Suplex by Jericho. Death Trap gets up into a t-bone. Death Trap gets up again and is leant into the ropes. The Irish whip attempt is reversed, and Death Trap comes back with a big lariat. Death Trap picks up his opponent by the head and applies the front facelock. He lifts him, but Jericho floats over. Jericho gets the inverted facelock and drops Death Trap with a Jericho Explosion! Both men lay exhausted. The crowd cheers Jericho to make the cover before the opportunity is lost. Jericho looks up, but his head drops back down again. More seconds pass before Sander gets up. Seeing Death Trap lying perfectly still he travels to the nearer turnbuckle. He climbs up each rope until he is on top. Carefully trying to keep his balance, he perches himself on the top rope. A sudden vibration on the top rope causes Jericho to lose his balance and fall into the ropes. Williams appears behind him, and sets Jericho in position for a Russian leg sweep. He lifts Jericho onto his feet, and drops him all the way to the canvas below with a super front face Russian leg sweep! Williams pulls Jericho by his arm away from the ropes, and covers 1 - 2 - 3!*
Winner and still XHF United States Heavyweight Champion: The Energy Chris Williams
Carlos: Williams has retained his title! Mr. Ish, I owe you five dollars, and goodnight to everybody watching!
*Fade out.*