Let's get one thing clear... (Glucks, Fowler, Donzig, Marty)
Nov 2, 2022 10:20:28 GMT -5
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Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Nov 2, 2022 10:20:28 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside “The High Roller” Wesley Crane’s luxurious suite at the Turning Stone Casino in Syracuse, NY. He is sitting in his Italian leather chair with a glass of whiskey in hand. He is on the phone, but he has it on speaker phone so everyone can hear what’s being said.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Listen, Tommy, you come up to upstate New York on your bye week and I’ll make sure you forget about Gisele. I’ve got plenty of beautiful women that would love to spend a night with a 7 time Superbowl Champion.”
Tom Brady: “Thanks Wes, I appreciate it. I just may take you up on that offer.”
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. Wesley looks at his phone and sees it is a number from Wrestle:UK. He takes a deep breath and lets it out.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Tommy, I’m gonna have to let you go, business is calling.”
Tom Brady: “Alright, I’ll be in touch.”
Wesley taps his phone screen to switch calls.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hello?”
There is a nervous sounding man on the phone. Wesley is no fool. He realizes it is Warren W. Webber III.
Warren W. Webber III: “Uh, Um, hello, Wesley. This is Warren W. Webber III.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yes, Warren, I know who this is. I could tell by your weasley little voice. What do you want?”
Warren W. Webber III: “Well, my psychiatrist advised me that I should call you for interviews until I’ve worked out my… issues that I have with you.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Issue with meee?”
Warren W. Webber III: “Well, you almost took my head off at the Battle of Britain Premium Live Event.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, what do you want?”
Warren W. Webber III: “I just have a couple of questions for you.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m pretty sure I covered everything I need to cover at my press conference.”
Warren W. Webber III: “Mr. Blood would like a couple other topics discussed more in depth.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What the fuck, Warren?”
Warren W. Webber III: “I… I’m… I’m sorr-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re right, you are sorry… a sorry excuse for a human being. You’ve got three minutes and then I’m hanging up. You’re really lucky I don’t have company.”
Warren W. Webber III: “You’re facing The Glucks. What’s your game plan against them?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “To beat them. Next.”
Warren W. Webber III: “I understand you plan to beat them, but these two men are massive. Between the two of them, they weigh close to 600lbs. You’re not going to be able to go into this match with the same game plan that you would against someone smaller. The fact is, this may be your toughest competition yet.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Warren, you really are the dumbest fuck I’ve ever met. Didn’t you see me in the Battle of Britain match? I was in there with much more dangerous men and I came out victorious. The Glucks “physique” does not intimidate me. Marty and I are going to dominate them. Now, as I said, NEXT!”
Warren W. Webber III: “What about their finishing move called “The Gluckbuster?”...”
Wesley doesn’t say anything for a few seconds while he takes a sip from his drink.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I. Said. Next!”
Warren W. Webber III: “Do you have anything to say to Billy Fowler and Donzig?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me start off by saying this, just in case I haven’t been transparent enough… I am going after the WUK World Championship.”
Warren W. Webber III: “I figured that.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: (mocking Warren) “I figured that.”
Warren W. Webber III: “That’s unnecessary.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “At this moment I have nothing to say to Donzig. He has not beaten Fowler yet, therefore I have nothing to say to him until he has defeated him… but I will be at the show and I will be watching as I do commentary.”
Warren W. Webber III: “Alright, and what about the champion?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fowler? What is there to say? He’s terrified of Big Brain Wesley Crane.”
Warren W. Webber III: “He’s scared of you?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “No, he’s not scared, he’s terrified.”
Warren W. Webber III: “How do you figure?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He’s so scared of losing to me that he’s going to let Donzig kick his ass just so he has an excuse not to face me. Fowler is what they call a transitional champion. He is simply holding the championship until he faces me.”
Warren W. Webber III: “So you’re saying he’s going to beat Donzig?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I see what you’re trying to do, Webber and it’s not going to work. I never said anything about Fowler beating Donzig. I said I would talk directly to Fowler because he is the champion. If Donzig beats him, which is a possibility, then I will talk to Donzig. Until then, I’ll stand on my words. Donzig: Seems like a nice guy.”
Wesley gets a cocky grin on his face as he says it.
Warren W. Webber III: “So what abou-”
There is a beep on the phone. Wesley looks at the screen and sees it’s Marty Donovan calling.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Your three minutes are up.”
Wesley taps his screen to take the other call as the scene ends.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Listen, Tommy, you come up to upstate New York on your bye week and I’ll make sure you forget about Gisele. I’ve got plenty of beautiful women that would love to spend a night with a 7 time Superbowl Champion.”
Tom Brady: “Thanks Wes, I appreciate it. I just may take you up on that offer.”
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. Wesley looks at his phone and sees it is a number from Wrestle:UK. He takes a deep breath and lets it out.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Tommy, I’m gonna have to let you go, business is calling.”
Tom Brady: “Alright, I’ll be in touch.”
Wesley taps his phone screen to switch calls.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hello?”
There is a nervous sounding man on the phone. Wesley is no fool. He realizes it is Warren W. Webber III.
Warren W. Webber III: “Uh, Um, hello, Wesley. This is Warren W. Webber III.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Yes, Warren, I know who this is. I could tell by your weasley little voice. What do you want?”
Warren W. Webber III: “Well, my psychiatrist advised me that I should call you for interviews until I’ve worked out my… issues that I have with you.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Issue with meee?”
Warren W. Webber III: “Well, you almost took my head off at the Battle of Britain Premium Live Event.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Alright, what do you want?”
Warren W. Webber III: “I just have a couple of questions for you.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I’m pretty sure I covered everything I need to cover at my press conference.”
Warren W. Webber III: “Mr. Blood would like a couple other topics discussed more in depth.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “What the fuck, Warren?”
Warren W. Webber III: “I… I’m… I’m sorr-”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “You’re right, you are sorry… a sorry excuse for a human being. You’ve got three minutes and then I’m hanging up. You’re really lucky I don’t have company.”
Warren W. Webber III: “You’re facing The Glucks. What’s your game plan against them?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “To beat them. Next.”
Warren W. Webber III: “I understand you plan to beat them, but these two men are massive. Between the two of them, they weigh close to 600lbs. You’re not going to be able to go into this match with the same game plan that you would against someone smaller. The fact is, this may be your toughest competition yet.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Warren, you really are the dumbest fuck I’ve ever met. Didn’t you see me in the Battle of Britain match? I was in there with much more dangerous men and I came out victorious. The Glucks “physique” does not intimidate me. Marty and I are going to dominate them. Now, as I said, NEXT!”
Warren W. Webber III: “What about their finishing move called “The Gluckbuster?”...”
Wesley doesn’t say anything for a few seconds while he takes a sip from his drink.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I. Said. Next!”
Warren W. Webber III: “Do you have anything to say to Billy Fowler and Donzig?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Let me start off by saying this, just in case I haven’t been transparent enough… I am going after the WUK World Championship.”
Warren W. Webber III: “I figured that.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: (mocking Warren) “I figured that.”
Warren W. Webber III: “That’s unnecessary.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “At this moment I have nothing to say to Donzig. He has not beaten Fowler yet, therefore I have nothing to say to him until he has defeated him… but I will be at the show and I will be watching as I do commentary.”
Warren W. Webber III: “Alright, and what about the champion?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Fowler? What is there to say? He’s terrified of Big Brain Wesley Crane.”
Warren W. Webber III: “He’s scared of you?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “No, he’s not scared, he’s terrified.”
Warren W. Webber III: “How do you figure?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “He’s so scared of losing to me that he’s going to let Donzig kick his ass just so he has an excuse not to face me. Fowler is what they call a transitional champion. He is simply holding the championship until he faces me.”
Warren W. Webber III: “So you’re saying he’s going to beat Donzig?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I see what you’re trying to do, Webber and it’s not going to work. I never said anything about Fowler beating Donzig. I said I would talk directly to Fowler because he is the champion. If Donzig beats him, which is a possibility, then I will talk to Donzig. Until then, I’ll stand on my words. Donzig: Seems like a nice guy.”
Wesley gets a cocky grin on his face as he says it.
Warren W. Webber III: “So what abou-”
There is a beep on the phone. Wesley looks at the screen and sees it’s Marty Donovan calling.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Your three minutes are up.”
Wesley taps his screen to take the other call as the scene ends.
