Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 31, 2017 9:06:16 GMT -5
*Lights flicker and then turn off. A white light shines up the top of the ramp, as the crowd watches in awe as the intro to "Monolith" by Stone Sour is heard on the PA system. The drums slowly enter, as does the smoke from around the entrance area. The guitar riffs enter and the light from above the curtain shines up, as Charlie Velez slowly walks out from the back, with his long black trench coat and sunglasses, and his wife Annette right behind him. He holds his head down looking at the ground, but the lifts it up and walks down once the vocals hit.*
Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: And welcome to Pyro! And here is your opponent for this Sunday.
The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.
Carlos: Who would have thought Platinum would actually turn on Congo Corp? Im shocked.
The Future Charlie Velez vs. Platinum
Velez slaps Platinum and Platinum retaliates by shoving Velez, who staggers back. Velez fires back with a right hand, Platinum with another, and the two go off exchanging rights at a fierce rate! The two look to be wearing each other out, no effect from the punches seem to be seen as they continue to just throw the rights, but are now starting to slow down. The referee steps in to the separate the two, but Velez shoves him to the ground, opening the doors for a stiff dropkick from Platinum! Velez hits the mat hard but quickly gets to his feet and Platinum catches him with a spinning wheel kick! Velez, regroups to the corner, in a sitting position and stares at up at Platinum with a look of anger spreading across his face. Velez gets to his feet and this time he starts with the shove, Platinum shoves him back but Velez comes back with a knee to the gut, taking Platinum off guard. Velez grabs the head of Platinum and throws it back, whiplashing Platinum to the mat! Platinum reaches over with his feet and sweeps Velezs out from under him, knocking him onto his back. Platinum quick to his feet, bounces off the middle rope and comes back with a springboard body splash to Velez, just as Velez climbs to his feet! Platinum holds on for the cover 1,2, Velez kicks out. Platinum stays on the attack, picking up Velez, who is also helping Platinum, getting up on his own. Velez throws his arms off, removing Platinums grip and fires back with a right hand. Platinum tries for a right of his own but Velez ducks and delivers a neckbreaker taking Platinum off his feet! Velez, gets to his feet and drops the knee on the chest of Platinum, keeping him on the mat before reaching for the leg.*
Carlos: Good idea to go for the leg of the high flying Platinum. If you cant walk, how can you fly off the top rope?
*Velez, holds the knee of Platinum on the mat and elevates himself before coming back down, dropping his own body weight across the leg of Platinum! Velez then drags Platinum over to the ropes where he positions his leg on top of the bottom rope. Velez bounces off the second rope and crashes down across the leg of Platinum! Platinum rolls onto his side, holding the leg while Velez begins showboating, taking his time. Velez picks up Platinum and picks him up for scoop slam but then adjusts him and holds him in the powerslam position. Velez then swings around Platinum and connects with the Real Deal. He makes the cover 1,2...Platinum gets his foot on the ropes! Velez gets to his feet and begins to climb up the top rope. Velez gets to the top but Platinum catches him, knocking him off balance as Velez straddles the top turnbuckle. Platinum then climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes Velez down with a Hurricanrana! Platinum and Velez are both down in the middle of the ring as the referee begins the 10 count. The referee reaches eight and both men are still on the mat, until Platinum slowly climbs up to his feet.*
Carlos: Man, that would have been a way to end a match
*Platinum runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, sending Velez to the mat on the outside. Platinum waits at the ropes for Velez to get to his feet and he then comes over the top and to the outside with a body splash, connecting with Velez! As Velez is down from the impact, Platinum lays on the mat, holding his knee. This allows Velez to be the first to his feet. Velez picks up Platinum and places him on his shoulders and walks over to the ring post. Velez swings around Platinum, tossing him leg first into the steel ring post!*
Carlos: My god! His leg must be broken!
*With the warning of the referee, Velez tosses Platinum back into the ring. Velez picks up Platinum and tosses him into the far corner, chest first. As Platinum bounces back, Velez delivers the Side Effect! Velez takes a moment before making the cover 1...2....Platinum just gets the shoulder up off the mat! Velez in complete shock pounds on the mat before getting to his feet and staring down the referee. Velez then goes down to pick up Platinum but Platinum surprises him by rolling him up 1,2,3!
Winner: Platinum
Carlos: Platinum wins, WOOO!!
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
Carlos: And if this man wins tonight, he can receive a shot at Bonafide Homicide, at Chris Williams.
The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase eachother at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shys off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, rampway, and the ring apron, besides the area infront of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.
Carlos: He makes me laugh. Haha, he even looks funny!
James Mueller vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*Williams reluctantly enters the ring as Mueller stands in the corner signaling for Williams to "bring it". The ref finally forces Williams into the ring and Mueller begins to circle like a bloodthirsty vulture waiting to devour its prey. Williams finally locks up with Mueller with a front face lock but Mueller over powers him sending him to the corner and driving into his sternum with a few brutal shoulder thrusts. Mueller backs off as Williams loses his footing and collapses to the mat, Mueller walks around laughing at the fallen Williams and taunting him to get back to his feet. Williams finally climbs back to his feet and puts his hand out challenging Mueller to another test of strength. Mueller gets a smirk on his face and just as he and Williams are about to touch hands Williams unleashes a boot to Muellers crotch and takes the big man down to his knees, Williams quickly runs to the ropes and bounces back with a dropkick to Muellers head taking him down to the mat, Williams begins dropping elbows onto the challengers sternum and then flips him over and locks in a camel clutch putting extreme amounts of pressure onto the weak sternum of the big man. Mueller refuses to tap out so Williams releases the hold and continues to drop more elbows but this time onto Muellers lower back. Williams lifts Mueller to his feet and flips him over with a snap suplexhe rolls through and lifts him up and drops him down this time with a stalling suplexhe then rolls through again and lifts him upspins around and then spikes him down into the mat with a brutal brain buster!*
Carlos: That move can do more than break a neck, it can end a life.
*Williams floats over and hooks the leg but only gets a two count. He lifts Mueller to his feet but the big man fires back with a few shots to Williams mid section and then powers him up and slams him down with a last minute Sledge Hammer! Both men lay on the mat unable to move a muscle as both have been taken to their limitWilliams finally stirs on the mat a bit before reaching up and grabbing his head in pain as Mueller slowly but surely makes his way to his feet. Mueller gets up and climbs to the top ropeWilliams using the ropes for leverage finally gets to his feet but Mueller takes flight and nails the dazed Williams with a missile dropkick! Mueller quickly gets to his feet bringing the champion with himMueller powers Williams up onto his shoulder and yells out, "Xtreme Fusion!" Mueller spins around and tosses Williams out but he lands on his feetWilliams kicks Mueller in the gut and spikes him with a desperation DDT!*
Carlos: NICE counter from Williams!
*Williams quickly gets to his feet and climbs the top ropehe sits for a few seconds collecting his thoughts and then takes flight crashing down hard on NOTHING but mat with the cross body! Mueller who moved out of the way stands perched in the turnbuckle waiting for Williams to get to his feetjust as he does Mueller charges at him and takes him down hard with a thundering Cruise Missile! Mueller gets to his feet and signals to the crowd that "thats it" as he climbs the turnbuckleMueller looks out at the crowd really quick and then takes flight looking for the Leap of Faith, but he sees the same fate as Williams when he crashes down hard in the spot Williams was supposed to be inMueller rolls around on the ground holding his mid section as Williams moves in for the killhe climbs the top rope and waits for Mueller to get to his feetMueller finally climbs to his feet and Williams takes flighthe grabs Muellers head in mid-air and takes him down to the mat with a tornado DDT! Williams hooks the leg, 1 2 Mueller kicks out!*
Carlos: James Mueller wants his shot at the gold.
*Williams lifts Mueller to his feet while signaling for a maneuverWilliams turns quickly and locks on the face lock but before he can drop Mueller shoves him into the turnbuckleMueller kicks Williams in the gut and attempts the stunner but Williams pushes Mueller awayMueller attempts a clothesline but Williams ducks under and tries for a neckbreaker but Mueller shoves him off again, Mueller grabs Williams for a belly to belly but Williams rakes his eyes and attempts a springboard moonsaultMueller catches Williams on his shoulder and then tosses him up in the air and catches him in the Samoan drop positionMueller spins around and tosses Williams out connecting with a death valley driver! Mueller hooks the leg, 1 2 3!*
Winner: James Mueller
Carlos: And now Mueller gets his shot!
The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.
Carlos: This young man is very talented, and for anybody watching I suggest you get a notepad and a pen and taking notes.
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.
Carlos: But Kanyonhes a true talent.
XHF European Championship
The Xtreme Warrior vs. Kanyon
The two grapple in the middle of the ring, Kanyon applies the arm bar until XW rolls forward with the foot of Kanyon into a leg lock. He holds it for a moment and lets go. He's quick to his feet as Kanyon in a crawling position receives XW flat across his back after XW flipped forward and went back to back with the champion. XW, reaching back and grabbing the leg of Kanyon, pulling it back towards him and begins to roll to the other side, pinning Kanyon's shoulders to the mat in a position that looks as though it hurts XW more then it does Kanyon. XW only gets the two as Kanyon breaks free with the leg and rolls through. A stiff dropkick from XW sends Kanyon to the mat and a second takes him down again. XW moves forward, grabbing the arm of Kanyon, backing him into the ropes. He sends him across to the other side and tries to follow it up with a quick clothesline but Kanyon ducks under. XW stands in front of the ropes, waiting for Kanyon to come back and when he does, he sends him over the top. Kanyon lands on his feet and reaches for the head of XW. He's got hold and tries to drape it over the ropes but XW is able to hold his head up, jumps straight up into the air and gets enough height where he goes through the middle rope feet first, and connects with a dropkick/baseball slide variation to Kanyon!
XW, landing on his feet, immediately slide back into the ring. XW runs across to the far ropes and comes back with the foreshadow to Kanyon! Both men fall back into the barricade, and of course, Kanyon is the last one up and to his feet as XW stays on the attack. XW comes from behind Kanyon and grabs the back of his head, the Black Pastel to Kanyon! Kanyon looks out on the outside as XW begins to taunt the crowd. XW jumps onto the apron and looks down at Kanyon, he points to the top. XW taunts out to the crowd that his finisher is coming as he begins to climb to the top. He's up and looking down at Kanyon on the outside and goes all the way out there with the Forecast!
Carlos: Xtreme Warrior has the moves, and the skills to make it to the top.
XW, realizing he can't pin him on the outside, and that the referee's count was getting a little high, he rolls in to break up the count and slides back up, picking up Kanyon. He rolls him into the ring, but Kanyon keeps rolling and rolls right out of the ring towards the announce table. XW looks puzzled but comes to think Kanyon is buying himself some time and so he charges the ropes and swings through (think Rey missing the 619) surprising Kanyon as he quickly dove for the barricade to avoid the blow, as the plan of XW seemed to work. In one motion with the swing, he grabs the top tope, pulls back and soars over the top and to the outside with a cross body to Kanyon! The referee now stepping in and forces XW back into the ring, and begins the ten count on Kanyon. At five Kanyon is crawling as he makes his way over to the timekeepers table and with XW continuing to try to get out there at Kanyon, the referee has to turn and hold him back. Kanyon grabs the hammer for the ring bell and stuffs it down his wrestling gear. He then crawls into the ring as XW puts the boots to him. He proceeds to whip Kanyon into the turnbuckle where he charges at him, driving his shoulders into the stomach of Kanyon! He continues to drive his shoulders into the stomach of Kanyon in the corner until the referee steps in and pulls XW away. While the referee and XW are exchanging words, Kanyon turns and begins to take off the top turnbuckle pad. He gets it off and turns back around, looking dazed in the corner until XW steps in and drives a few more elbows stomach of Kanyon! He then whips Kanyon across to the far turnbuckle, exposing that turnbuckle to the referee. The referee moves in to put the padding back on as Kanyon hits the turnbuckle while he's reaching into his pants. He bounces out of the corner and dives forward, driving the hammer into the kneecap of XW! XW is down immediately screaming in pain and holding his knee while Kanyon is hunched over sideways on the mat, holding his stomach as he slides the hammer out of the ring. The referee is now done with the padding and turns to see both men down, he never saw a single thing!
Carlos: Aw, referees just love fucking up.
Kanyon rolls to the outside as the referee looks at XW and begins to check on him. Obviously XW needs help and the referee is staying with him, appearing to ask questions and trying to flex the knee. Meanwhile on the outside, Kanyon has the ring bell and a steel chair. He slides the chair into the ring but brings the ring bell with him. He comes up from behind the referee and strikes the referee in the back of the head with the ring bell!!! Now with the referee down, Kanyon has control and has liberty to do whatever the hell he wants to in there! He leans over and slaps XW and screams at him, telling him to get up. XW, trying to fight the pain in his knee, pissed off, and looking to get him some of Kanyon. He's able to roll over and is on his one knee in a crawling position, making sure his other stays off the floor, avoiding the pain and not putting any pressure on it. Kanyon takes advantage, grabbing the leg and driving it into the mat! XW rolls back over holding his knee in pain, screaming and hollering, yet still clutching his knee. Kanyon brings the chair over and slides it under the knee before he picks the leg up again and this time, slams it down on the chair!! XW doesn't move this time as muffled screams are heard, he's face down on the mat and clutching his knee, desperately just trying to hold on. Kanyon begins to slap him around on the back of his head, taunting him and telling him to get up, but XW continues to lay there, just clutching his knee. Kanyon grabs the ring bell and drives it into the back of the head of XW! Kanyon goes to the outside and drops the bell out there with him, he grabs his European Title and rolls back into the ring. He rolls over XW so he can see him and then stands over him, raising the European Title. But with his good knee, XW is able to drive it into the groin of Kanyon! Kanyon stands there, hunched over in pain while XW reaches up with his left arm, grabbing hold of the hair of Kanyon and driving some rights into the head of Kanyon, he lets go and Kanyon stumbles back into the ropes. XW, reaches back into the corner, grabbing hold of the top rope and pulling himself up. He is standing on one foot, not letting the other touch the ground, Kanyon charges with the title but XW ducks out of the way and Kanyon goes head first into the turnbuckle!!! XW, the foot of his injured knee now on the ground as he is calling for Kanyon to turn around. Kanyon turns, an off balance kick to the gut and a DDT from XW! XW building all kinds of momentum now as he hobbles back to his feet and picks up the chair. He holds it, showcasing it to Kanyon who is sitting up, hands up, begging with XW to stop but XW tell him its payback time. Kanyon looks over to his right for a second and suddenly lays down flat, arms and legs spread out on the mat, the camera pans over to see the referee to his one knee. Seeing XW with the chair he either believes it was he who struck him or that XW had just used the chair on Kanyon, either way he calls for the bell!
Winner by DQ and still European Champion :: Kanyon
Carlos: Xtreme Warrior just blew the biggest opportunity of his life.
XW is up in arms and is screaming at the referee from where he is, not moving on his knee. The referee gets up and comes over to discuss it with him as Kanyon is now up and has his European Title. He lunges at XW and connects with his title to the face of XW, enough to take him down! Kanyon grabs that chair and moves over to the legs of XW where he 1...2...3...4...5 times! drives the chair into the back of the knee of XW! Kanyon, making a statement, raises it high above his head and strikes him hard once more! Kanyon drops the chair, grabs the title and exits the ring, raising the title as he walks backwards up the ramp to the booing fans. The referee in the ring, calling for some help as XW, is not moving, he's half on his stomach, half on his side, and is reaching down holding that knee in pain. Help arrives and we go to commercial break, we come back with the ring cleared and the next match ready to begin.
Carlos: Wow, when has there ever been a commercial for a XHF show?
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: Harryhes such a powerhouse.
*The opening riffs of "The Crown" by Ja Rule hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Phoenix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays.
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.
Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out. The cage is lowered into place but the door is open.*
Carlos: And one of the best champions the XHF has seen recently, very talented and very educated Diamond is.
Ringside Announcer: Now entering, your special referee . . . The Hurricane!
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Carlos: And a superhero
Steel Cage Match
Diamond vs. Hardcore Harry Special Guest Referee: The Hurricane
*The door is locked up and Hurricane starts the match and poses. Diamond starts by grappling Harry who quickly goes for a low blow but Diamond catches his leg and hits a dragon screw takeover. Harry bounces to his feet and catches an attempt at a Shinobi. Harry tosses Diamond off the ropes and goes for a spinebuster but Diamond falls off and hits a shuffle sidekick. Harry rolls to his feet and is greeted with a dropkick. Harry gouges the eyes and Hurricane is swift to warn him that it is illegal. Harry laughs at him but turns around right into a spinning leg clothesline. Diamond lifts Harry but Harry hits a low blow. Hurricane steps in and warns him but Harry spits at him. He grabs Diamond and hurls him face first over the ropes into the cage. Diamond bounces back into a German Suplex. Harry laughs and stomps him in the gut a few times. Harry picks him up and sets up for a Turnbuckle powerbomb but tosses Diamond back first into the cage. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . kick out. Harry immediately lunges at Hurricane calling a slow count but Hurricane clearly called it correctly. Diamond is slow to his feet favoring the back and holding his head. Harry charges but Diamond falls down and hits a drop toe hold dropping Harrys face between the top and middle ropes and right into the cage. Diamond looks at him and hits a vicious six-one-nine, just missing the cage. Harry falls into the ring. Diamond locks in a leg lock. Harry struggles to free himself. Hurricane moves in to look for a tap out but Harry grabs him and hurls him into Diamond. Harry stands and grabs Diamond. He rubs his face all over the cage busting him open.*
Carlos: Ouch, that has to hurt.
*Hurricane stands up and shoves Harry saying he cant do that but Harry hits him with a running choke bomb. Hurricane lays lifeless on the mat. Diamond catches Harry in the back of the head with a hard kick and hits a Side Effect. He slowly gets up and climbs the cage. Harry is not moving. Diamond calls for an Air Diamond. He leaps but Harry is up and catches him and puts him down using the fall for momentum with an emerald fusion. He pins . . . . . . . . he looks up and Hurricane is still trying to stand. Harry goes to him but Hurricane leaps up with a Superhero Slam. He rolls Diamond on top. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3NO!! Harry gets the shoulder up. Diamond looks up and asks why the normal speed. Hurricane is just confused. Harry comes from behind and smacks their heads together then hits a Roll the Dice on Hurricane.*
Carlos: He just hit the referee!
*He then grabs Diamond and lifts him up. He taunts to the crowd for about a minute before dropping Diamond with a Hangmans DDT! He laughs as he goes to his knees. He is still on his knees and turns to be greeted by a SHINING WIZARD! Hurricane came out of nowhere. All 3 men are down. Harry is moving first. Diamond is still out. Hurricane is up first and starts hitting Harry. He goes for the Eye of the Hurricane but Harry stands up and is ready to hit reverse DDT when he just drops Hurricane. Diamond comes from behind with a low blow. He sets up Harry and hits the Diamond Cutter for the 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Diamond
Carlos: Woo?
*Harry slowly moves. The two Anarchy Inc. members laugh. Out of nowhere SSB is on the top of the cage and hits Diamond with a diving dropkick. He starts beating him. Hurricane calls SSB and goes for an Overcast but SSB catches him in the Gangstas Paradise! Harry is up and now the two men start beating Hurricane and Diamond. Harry backs up laughing but bumps into another man. DEATH TRAP! Death Trap hits a Death Drop to Harry. SSB charges but is greeted by a clothesline. DT picks him up and hits a Puppet Driver. He picks up Harry and hits the Cut the Strings. He goes to SSB laughing and punches him to the corner and sets him on the top rope and hits a Final Judgment! DT laughs as he takes Diamond and Hurricane to the back pointing at the two Congo Corp members in the ring and saying Sunday!*
Is this wrong of me? I've come so far, so fast.
I'm in the dark about a lot of things.
Seems so real - TO ME!
I'VE CONSECRATED!
I WISH THAT I COULD HATE IT
I SAW MY BLOODY HANDS COME CLEAN...BEFORE MY EYES!
And I hear my wants and needs again, can you help me?
And I hear a different kind again, someone stop me.
And I feel the strain inside my mind, am I crazy?
And I need to shed my skin, reveal this monolith within."
*Charlie and Annette make it to the bottom of the ramp and look around, and then Charlie hops up and down looking up at the ceiling (think Brock), and then slides into the ring. Annette walks up the ring steps, as Charlie holds the second and third rope for her, leading her into the ring. Charlie then climbs up the second rope, looking around at the arena. He holds his arms up and looks around and jumps off, and once his feet touch the floor two pyros rain down from two sides of the ring. Charlie looks around with a cocky grin on his face, as Annette slowly takes off his trench coat revealing his wrestling attire. Annette puts the sunglasses in the pocket of the trench coat, and places it on the turnbuckle, as Charlie waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: And welcome to Pyro! And here is your opponent for this Sunday.
The lights go to a dim as the voice of 50 Cent can be heard over the speakers.
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)
With that pyro explosions go off at opposite ends of the ramp and "If I Can't" by 50 Cent hits the speakers. As the pyro leans over on the ramp, through the smoke walks Platinum. He stands just in front of the action where he looks down at his waist. He jumps up and down a moment before charging off towards the ring. He reaches the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He jumps onto the far turnbuckle and shows of his platinum chain with "P" around the neck to the still booing fans. He then jumps down, giving the platinum "P" to the timekeeper/referee and jumps up and down in the corner getting ready for his match.
Carlos: Who would have thought Platinum would actually turn on Congo Corp? Im shocked.
The Future Charlie Velez vs. Platinum
Velez slaps Platinum and Platinum retaliates by shoving Velez, who staggers back. Velez fires back with a right hand, Platinum with another, and the two go off exchanging rights at a fierce rate! The two look to be wearing each other out, no effect from the punches seem to be seen as they continue to just throw the rights, but are now starting to slow down. The referee steps in to the separate the two, but Velez shoves him to the ground, opening the doors for a stiff dropkick from Platinum! Velez hits the mat hard but quickly gets to his feet and Platinum catches him with a spinning wheel kick! Velez, regroups to the corner, in a sitting position and stares at up at Platinum with a look of anger spreading across his face. Velez gets to his feet and this time he starts with the shove, Platinum shoves him back but Velez comes back with a knee to the gut, taking Platinum off guard. Velez grabs the head of Platinum and throws it back, whiplashing Platinum to the mat! Platinum reaches over with his feet and sweeps Velezs out from under him, knocking him onto his back. Platinum quick to his feet, bounces off the middle rope and comes back with a springboard body splash to Velez, just as Velez climbs to his feet! Platinum holds on for the cover 1,2, Velez kicks out. Platinum stays on the attack, picking up Velez, who is also helping Platinum, getting up on his own. Velez throws his arms off, removing Platinums grip and fires back with a right hand. Platinum tries for a right of his own but Velez ducks and delivers a neckbreaker taking Platinum off his feet! Velez, gets to his feet and drops the knee on the chest of Platinum, keeping him on the mat before reaching for the leg.*
Carlos: Good idea to go for the leg of the high flying Platinum. If you cant walk, how can you fly off the top rope?
*Velez, holds the knee of Platinum on the mat and elevates himself before coming back down, dropping his own body weight across the leg of Platinum! Velez then drags Platinum over to the ropes where he positions his leg on top of the bottom rope. Velez bounces off the second rope and crashes down across the leg of Platinum! Platinum rolls onto his side, holding the leg while Velez begins showboating, taking his time. Velez picks up Platinum and picks him up for scoop slam but then adjusts him and holds him in the powerslam position. Velez then swings around Platinum and connects with the Real Deal. He makes the cover 1,2...Platinum gets his foot on the ropes! Velez gets to his feet and begins to climb up the top rope. Velez gets to the top but Platinum catches him, knocking him off balance as Velez straddles the top turnbuckle. Platinum then climbs to the middle turnbuckle and takes Velez down with a Hurricanrana! Platinum and Velez are both down in the middle of the ring as the referee begins the 10 count. The referee reaches eight and both men are still on the mat, until Platinum slowly climbs up to his feet.*
Carlos: Man, that would have been a way to end a match
*Platinum runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, sending Velez to the mat on the outside. Platinum waits at the ropes for Velez to get to his feet and he then comes over the top and to the outside with a body splash, connecting with Velez! As Velez is down from the impact, Platinum lays on the mat, holding his knee. This allows Velez to be the first to his feet. Velez picks up Platinum and places him on his shoulders and walks over to the ring post. Velez swings around Platinum, tossing him leg first into the steel ring post!*
Carlos: My god! His leg must be broken!
*With the warning of the referee, Velez tosses Platinum back into the ring. Velez picks up Platinum and tosses him into the far corner, chest first. As Platinum bounces back, Velez delivers the Side Effect! Velez takes a moment before making the cover 1...2....Platinum just gets the shoulder up off the mat! Velez in complete shock pounds on the mat before getting to his feet and staring down the referee. Velez then goes down to pick up Platinum but Platinum surprises him by rolling him up 1,2,3!
Winner: Platinum
Carlos: Platinum wins, WOOO!!
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
Carlos: And if this man wins tonight, he can receive a shot at Bonafide Homicide, at Chris Williams.
The arena goes black, and the intro to 'Show Me How To Live' by Audioslave hits the PA, as green lights chase eachother at the top of the entrance way. Slowly but surely 'The Energy' Chris Williams walks out slightly bouncing on his knees, wearing a shiny black jacket over his singlet and a pair of black sunglasses. He purposely wastes time, slowly walking down the ramp, swaying to the tune of the first verse. He gets a big grin on his face tilting his Title into the lights, making the gold gleam. He reaches the bottom of the ramp way where the verse shys off signs of ending, and runs up to the apron, sliding under the bottom rope. He jumps on to the second turnbuckle padding and looks around for a split second. Once the chorus breaks through, he raises his arms up and green pyros shoot up, outlining the entrance, rampway, and the ring apron, besides the area infront of the turnbuckle he poses upon. As the pyros die down with the darkness, he jumps off the turnbuckle and slowly removes his jacket into the second verse, and hands them over with his sunglasses.
Carlos: He makes me laugh. Haha, he even looks funny!
James Mueller vs. The Energy Chris Williams
*Williams reluctantly enters the ring as Mueller stands in the corner signaling for Williams to "bring it". The ref finally forces Williams into the ring and Mueller begins to circle like a bloodthirsty vulture waiting to devour its prey. Williams finally locks up with Mueller with a front face lock but Mueller over powers him sending him to the corner and driving into his sternum with a few brutal shoulder thrusts. Mueller backs off as Williams loses his footing and collapses to the mat, Mueller walks around laughing at the fallen Williams and taunting him to get back to his feet. Williams finally climbs back to his feet and puts his hand out challenging Mueller to another test of strength. Mueller gets a smirk on his face and just as he and Williams are about to touch hands Williams unleashes a boot to Muellers crotch and takes the big man down to his knees, Williams quickly runs to the ropes and bounces back with a dropkick to Muellers head taking him down to the mat, Williams begins dropping elbows onto the challengers sternum and then flips him over and locks in a camel clutch putting extreme amounts of pressure onto the weak sternum of the big man. Mueller refuses to tap out so Williams releases the hold and continues to drop more elbows but this time onto Muellers lower back. Williams lifts Mueller to his feet and flips him over with a snap suplexhe rolls through and lifts him up and drops him down this time with a stalling suplexhe then rolls through again and lifts him upspins around and then spikes him down into the mat with a brutal brain buster!*
Carlos: That move can do more than break a neck, it can end a life.
*Williams floats over and hooks the leg but only gets a two count. He lifts Mueller to his feet but the big man fires back with a few shots to Williams mid section and then powers him up and slams him down with a last minute Sledge Hammer! Both men lay on the mat unable to move a muscle as both have been taken to their limitWilliams finally stirs on the mat a bit before reaching up and grabbing his head in pain as Mueller slowly but surely makes his way to his feet. Mueller gets up and climbs to the top ropeWilliams using the ropes for leverage finally gets to his feet but Mueller takes flight and nails the dazed Williams with a missile dropkick! Mueller quickly gets to his feet bringing the champion with himMueller powers Williams up onto his shoulder and yells out, "Xtreme Fusion!" Mueller spins around and tosses Williams out but he lands on his feetWilliams kicks Mueller in the gut and spikes him with a desperation DDT!*
Carlos: NICE counter from Williams!
*Williams quickly gets to his feet and climbs the top ropehe sits for a few seconds collecting his thoughts and then takes flight crashing down hard on NOTHING but mat with the cross body! Mueller who moved out of the way stands perched in the turnbuckle waiting for Williams to get to his feetjust as he does Mueller charges at him and takes him down hard with a thundering Cruise Missile! Mueller gets to his feet and signals to the crowd that "thats it" as he climbs the turnbuckleMueller looks out at the crowd really quick and then takes flight looking for the Leap of Faith, but he sees the same fate as Williams when he crashes down hard in the spot Williams was supposed to be inMueller rolls around on the ground holding his mid section as Williams moves in for the killhe climbs the top rope and waits for Mueller to get to his feetMueller finally climbs to his feet and Williams takes flighthe grabs Muellers head in mid-air and takes him down to the mat with a tornado DDT! Williams hooks the leg, 1 2 Mueller kicks out!*
Carlos: James Mueller wants his shot at the gold.
*Williams lifts Mueller to his feet while signaling for a maneuverWilliams turns quickly and locks on the face lock but before he can drop Mueller shoves him into the turnbuckleMueller kicks Williams in the gut and attempts the stunner but Williams pushes Mueller awayMueller attempts a clothesline but Williams ducks under and tries for a neckbreaker but Mueller shoves him off again, Mueller grabs Williams for a belly to belly but Williams rakes his eyes and attempts a springboard moonsaultMueller catches Williams on his shoulder and then tosses him up in the air and catches him in the Samoan drop positionMueller spins around and tosses Williams out connecting with a death valley driver! Mueller hooks the leg, 1 2 3!*
Winner: James Mueller
Carlos: And now Mueller gets his shot!
The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.
Carlos: This young man is very talented, and for anybody watching I suggest you get a notepad and a pen and taking notes.
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner to wait for the match to start.
Carlos: But Kanyonhes a true talent.
XHF European Championship
The Xtreme Warrior vs. Kanyon
The two grapple in the middle of the ring, Kanyon applies the arm bar until XW rolls forward with the foot of Kanyon into a leg lock. He holds it for a moment and lets go. He's quick to his feet as Kanyon in a crawling position receives XW flat across his back after XW flipped forward and went back to back with the champion. XW, reaching back and grabbing the leg of Kanyon, pulling it back towards him and begins to roll to the other side, pinning Kanyon's shoulders to the mat in a position that looks as though it hurts XW more then it does Kanyon. XW only gets the two as Kanyon breaks free with the leg and rolls through. A stiff dropkick from XW sends Kanyon to the mat and a second takes him down again. XW moves forward, grabbing the arm of Kanyon, backing him into the ropes. He sends him across to the other side and tries to follow it up with a quick clothesline but Kanyon ducks under. XW stands in front of the ropes, waiting for Kanyon to come back and when he does, he sends him over the top. Kanyon lands on his feet and reaches for the head of XW. He's got hold and tries to drape it over the ropes but XW is able to hold his head up, jumps straight up into the air and gets enough height where he goes through the middle rope feet first, and connects with a dropkick/baseball slide variation to Kanyon!
XW, landing on his feet, immediately slide back into the ring. XW runs across to the far ropes and comes back with the foreshadow to Kanyon! Both men fall back into the barricade, and of course, Kanyon is the last one up and to his feet as XW stays on the attack. XW comes from behind Kanyon and grabs the back of his head, the Black Pastel to Kanyon! Kanyon looks out on the outside as XW begins to taunt the crowd. XW jumps onto the apron and looks down at Kanyon, he points to the top. XW taunts out to the crowd that his finisher is coming as he begins to climb to the top. He's up and looking down at Kanyon on the outside and goes all the way out there with the Forecast!
Carlos: Xtreme Warrior has the moves, and the skills to make it to the top.
XW, realizing he can't pin him on the outside, and that the referee's count was getting a little high, he rolls in to break up the count and slides back up, picking up Kanyon. He rolls him into the ring, but Kanyon keeps rolling and rolls right out of the ring towards the announce table. XW looks puzzled but comes to think Kanyon is buying himself some time and so he charges the ropes and swings through (think Rey missing the 619) surprising Kanyon as he quickly dove for the barricade to avoid the blow, as the plan of XW seemed to work. In one motion with the swing, he grabs the top tope, pulls back and soars over the top and to the outside with a cross body to Kanyon! The referee now stepping in and forces XW back into the ring, and begins the ten count on Kanyon. At five Kanyon is crawling as he makes his way over to the timekeepers table and with XW continuing to try to get out there at Kanyon, the referee has to turn and hold him back. Kanyon grabs the hammer for the ring bell and stuffs it down his wrestling gear. He then crawls into the ring as XW puts the boots to him. He proceeds to whip Kanyon into the turnbuckle where he charges at him, driving his shoulders into the stomach of Kanyon! He continues to drive his shoulders into the stomach of Kanyon in the corner until the referee steps in and pulls XW away. While the referee and XW are exchanging words, Kanyon turns and begins to take off the top turnbuckle pad. He gets it off and turns back around, looking dazed in the corner until XW steps in and drives a few more elbows stomach of Kanyon! He then whips Kanyon across to the far turnbuckle, exposing that turnbuckle to the referee. The referee moves in to put the padding back on as Kanyon hits the turnbuckle while he's reaching into his pants. He bounces out of the corner and dives forward, driving the hammer into the kneecap of XW! XW is down immediately screaming in pain and holding his knee while Kanyon is hunched over sideways on the mat, holding his stomach as he slides the hammer out of the ring. The referee is now done with the padding and turns to see both men down, he never saw a single thing!
Carlos: Aw, referees just love fucking up.
Kanyon rolls to the outside as the referee looks at XW and begins to check on him. Obviously XW needs help and the referee is staying with him, appearing to ask questions and trying to flex the knee. Meanwhile on the outside, Kanyon has the ring bell and a steel chair. He slides the chair into the ring but brings the ring bell with him. He comes up from behind the referee and strikes the referee in the back of the head with the ring bell!!! Now with the referee down, Kanyon has control and has liberty to do whatever the hell he wants to in there! He leans over and slaps XW and screams at him, telling him to get up. XW, trying to fight the pain in his knee, pissed off, and looking to get him some of Kanyon. He's able to roll over and is on his one knee in a crawling position, making sure his other stays off the floor, avoiding the pain and not putting any pressure on it. Kanyon takes advantage, grabbing the leg and driving it into the mat! XW rolls back over holding his knee in pain, screaming and hollering, yet still clutching his knee. Kanyon brings the chair over and slides it under the knee before he picks the leg up again and this time, slams it down on the chair!! XW doesn't move this time as muffled screams are heard, he's face down on the mat and clutching his knee, desperately just trying to hold on. Kanyon begins to slap him around on the back of his head, taunting him and telling him to get up, but XW continues to lay there, just clutching his knee. Kanyon grabs the ring bell and drives it into the back of the head of XW! Kanyon goes to the outside and drops the bell out there with him, he grabs his European Title and rolls back into the ring. He rolls over XW so he can see him and then stands over him, raising the European Title. But with his good knee, XW is able to drive it into the groin of Kanyon! Kanyon stands there, hunched over in pain while XW reaches up with his left arm, grabbing hold of the hair of Kanyon and driving some rights into the head of Kanyon, he lets go and Kanyon stumbles back into the ropes. XW, reaches back into the corner, grabbing hold of the top rope and pulling himself up. He is standing on one foot, not letting the other touch the ground, Kanyon charges with the title but XW ducks out of the way and Kanyon goes head first into the turnbuckle!!! XW, the foot of his injured knee now on the ground as he is calling for Kanyon to turn around. Kanyon turns, an off balance kick to the gut and a DDT from XW! XW building all kinds of momentum now as he hobbles back to his feet and picks up the chair. He holds it, showcasing it to Kanyon who is sitting up, hands up, begging with XW to stop but XW tell him its payback time. Kanyon looks over to his right for a second and suddenly lays down flat, arms and legs spread out on the mat, the camera pans over to see the referee to his one knee. Seeing XW with the chair he either believes it was he who struck him or that XW had just used the chair on Kanyon, either way he calls for the bell!
Winner by DQ and still European Champion :: Kanyon
Carlos: Xtreme Warrior just blew the biggest opportunity of his life.
XW is up in arms and is screaming at the referee from where he is, not moving on his knee. The referee gets up and comes over to discuss it with him as Kanyon is now up and has his European Title. He lunges at XW and connects with his title to the face of XW, enough to take him down! Kanyon grabs that chair and moves over to the legs of XW where he 1...2...3...4...5 times! drives the chair into the back of the knee of XW! Kanyon, making a statement, raises it high above his head and strikes him hard once more! Kanyon drops the chair, grabs the title and exits the ring, raising the title as he walks backwards up the ramp to the booing fans. The referee in the ring, calling for some help as XW, is not moving, he's half on his stomach, half on his side, and is reaching down holding that knee in pain. Help arrives and we go to commercial break, we come back with the ring cleared and the next match ready to begin.
Carlos: Wow, when has there ever been a commercial for a XHF show?
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air. Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him. Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope. He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms. When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Carlos: Harryhes such a powerhouse.
*The opening riffs of "The Crown" by Ja Rule hits the XtremeTron. Diamond's video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Phoenix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of him as the song plays.
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Blue strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where Diamond now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. Diamond grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two white pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as Diamond struts with all his gold.
Diamond then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with Diamond getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out. The cage is lowered into place but the door is open.*
Carlos: And one of the best champions the XHF has seen recently, very talented and very educated Diamond is.
Ringside Announcer: Now entering, your special referee . . . The Hurricane!
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The XtremeTron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The XtremeTron now shows Hurricane flying and giving thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Carlos: And a superhero
Steel Cage Match
Diamond vs. Hardcore Harry Special Guest Referee: The Hurricane
*The door is locked up and Hurricane starts the match and poses. Diamond starts by grappling Harry who quickly goes for a low blow but Diamond catches his leg and hits a dragon screw takeover. Harry bounces to his feet and catches an attempt at a Shinobi. Harry tosses Diamond off the ropes and goes for a spinebuster but Diamond falls off and hits a shuffle sidekick. Harry rolls to his feet and is greeted with a dropkick. Harry gouges the eyes and Hurricane is swift to warn him that it is illegal. Harry laughs at him but turns around right into a spinning leg clothesline. Diamond lifts Harry but Harry hits a low blow. Hurricane steps in and warns him but Harry spits at him. He grabs Diamond and hurls him face first over the ropes into the cage. Diamond bounces back into a German Suplex. Harry laughs and stomps him in the gut a few times. Harry picks him up and sets up for a Turnbuckle powerbomb but tosses Diamond back first into the cage. He pins. 1 . . . 2 . kick out. Harry immediately lunges at Hurricane calling a slow count but Hurricane clearly called it correctly. Diamond is slow to his feet favoring the back and holding his head. Harry charges but Diamond falls down and hits a drop toe hold dropping Harrys face between the top and middle ropes and right into the cage. Diamond looks at him and hits a vicious six-one-nine, just missing the cage. Harry falls into the ring. Diamond locks in a leg lock. Harry struggles to free himself. Hurricane moves in to look for a tap out but Harry grabs him and hurls him into Diamond. Harry stands and grabs Diamond. He rubs his face all over the cage busting him open.*
Carlos: Ouch, that has to hurt.
*Hurricane stands up and shoves Harry saying he cant do that but Harry hits him with a running choke bomb. Hurricane lays lifeless on the mat. Diamond catches Harry in the back of the head with a hard kick and hits a Side Effect. He slowly gets up and climbs the cage. Harry is not moving. Diamond calls for an Air Diamond. He leaps but Harry is up and catches him and puts him down using the fall for momentum with an emerald fusion. He pins . . . . . . . . he looks up and Hurricane is still trying to stand. Harry goes to him but Hurricane leaps up with a Superhero Slam. He rolls Diamond on top. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3NO!! Harry gets the shoulder up. Diamond looks up and asks why the normal speed. Hurricane is just confused. Harry comes from behind and smacks their heads together then hits a Roll the Dice on Hurricane.*
Carlos: He just hit the referee!
*He then grabs Diamond and lifts him up. He taunts to the crowd for about a minute before dropping Diamond with a Hangmans DDT! He laughs as he goes to his knees. He is still on his knees and turns to be greeted by a SHINING WIZARD! Hurricane came out of nowhere. All 3 men are down. Harry is moving first. Diamond is still out. Hurricane is up first and starts hitting Harry. He goes for the Eye of the Hurricane but Harry stands up and is ready to hit reverse DDT when he just drops Hurricane. Diamond comes from behind with a low blow. He sets up Harry and hits the Diamond Cutter for the 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!*
Winner: Diamond
Carlos: Woo?
*Harry slowly moves. The two Anarchy Inc. members laugh. Out of nowhere SSB is on the top of the cage and hits Diamond with a diving dropkick. He starts beating him. Hurricane calls SSB and goes for an Overcast but SSB catches him in the Gangstas Paradise! Harry is up and now the two men start beating Hurricane and Diamond. Harry backs up laughing but bumps into another man. DEATH TRAP! Death Trap hits a Death Drop to Harry. SSB charges but is greeted by a clothesline. DT picks him up and hits a Puppet Driver. He picks up Harry and hits the Cut the Strings. He goes to SSB laughing and punches him to the corner and sets him on the top rope and hits a Final Judgment! DT laughs as he takes Diamond and Hurricane to the back pointing at the two Congo Corp members in the ring and saying Sunday!*