Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 31, 2017 9:16:31 GMT -5
Tommy :: Hello everyone and welcome to XHF Pyro! I'm Tommy alongside Dust who's filling for Ishnari. Apparently he came down with the flu after an interview with Congo on Gastro. We should have him back for Gastro this week, until then, welcome Dust.
Dust :: Thanks Tom, and I just feel so bad to have to fill in for a sick Ish tonight. But lucky for me, tonight is a very interesting night.
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and prepares for his match.
Dust :: Kanyon is proving himself today in the industry, and he is a reigning champ... I hate him.
'Crashing' by Unloco hits the P.A. system. A light blue haze fills the air as the arena goes dark. Zero walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the fans, then continues down the ramp. He slaps some hands, then slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles while the rest explode in light blue pyro. He then jumps off and waits for his opponent.
Tommy :: A promising young talent here in the XHF. I'm expecting big things from Zero
Dust :: So do I Tommy, Zero is doing pretty damn good.
Kanyon vs Zero
Kanyon and Zero lock up in the middle of the ring but it's Zero's strength that has the edge of that of Kanyons and he tosses him off and to the corner. Kanyon gets up and they try it again but Zero does the same and before Kanyon can get up again, Zero is there with a boot to the chest that sends Kanyon back into the corner. Some hard shoulders to the stomach area of Kanyon before getting up and firing rapid right hands in his direction. The blows are connecting with the head of Kanyon, knocking him down to a sitting position in the corner. Zero comes through with some boots to the chest and again to the head to top it off.
Dust :: Zero taking the helm of the match!
Zero pulls Kanyon up out of the corner and goes for the irish whip into the far one. Kanyon strikes the turnbuckle hard and staggers out to a powerslam from Zero! Zero stays on him and hooks the leg for the cover but Kanyon kicks out at the count of two. Kanyon is dragged back up to his feet by his hair and tossed back into the corner. Zero places his foot up in the air over the throat of Kanyon and holds it there, referee does his count and then forces Zero to break up the hold. Zero has some words for the referee as he's looking all fired up for this match. As he's discussing things with the referee, Kanyon dives out of the corner and jumps Zero, sending him staggering back. Kanyon fighting for survival at this point, begins throwing the right hands rapidly at Zero. Zero is back into the corner and KAnyon decides to apply the boots. Zero is left sitting in the corner as Kanyon climbs to the second turnbuckle. He pushes himself off and lands right on the chest of Zero!
Tommy :: And the European Champion has turned the tables in a big way!
Dust :: Good God Ol' Mighty
Zero falls sideways and holds his chest, at the same time he seems to be choking a bit, as though unable to catch his breath after having the air sucked right out of him by Zero. Kanyon picks up Zero and drags him over to the middle of the ring, taking him down with snapmere and then applying the sleeper. Zero doesn't seem to be fading and so Kanyon gets up a bit and places his knee right up against the back of Zero, applying some extra pressure, this time to the back of Zero. Zero looks to be down this time as the referee raises his hand and it drops once, twice, and again, no! He holds it up the third time, and begins to power his way back to his feet. Once up, the back drop causes Kanyon to release the hold, both men are down.
Dust :: So close! Kanyon almost taking down Zero for the win!
Using the ropes, the two get up at about the same time and they begin to trade blows in the middle of the ring, slowly this time as each one seems to knock the other back a bit. Finally Zero comes in with a knee to the gut that looks to have him in control but Kanyon jumps up with a thumb to the eye and grabs Zero by the back and the back of the head, leaving him hunched over. He then turns and tosses him shoulder first between the middle and top turnbuckle, right into the steel ringpost! The referee has a few words for Kanyon but Kanyon simply rolls up Zero out of the corner, 1...2..Zero kicks out!
Tommy :: The youngster is giving it is all. No title on the line but he knows one could be waiting if he pulls off the win here!
Dust :: You're exactly right Tommy! Zero has heart tonight!
Kanyon is frustrated now, giving a pound to the mat and raises three fingers to the referee, telling him it was a three count. The referee shakes his head no and says two as Kanyon picks up Zero when he climbs up to his feet the rest of the way. Kanyon looks ready to strike when Zero throws his arms up, breaking Kanyon's grip, sening him back a bit and taking him down with a big boot! These two are going to toe with one another, back and forth. Zero stands over kanyon when from the top comes Xtreme Warrior, a missile dropkick takes down Zero and the referee calls for the bell. With Zero now down, Xtreme Warrior jumps on Kanyon with some right hands before stepping out onto the apron. He looks to come off with a leg drop flip but nobodies there and Xtreme Warrior rolls through. Zero is up now with a right hand to Xtreme Warrior and another to Kanyon, all three of them are battling with one another in the ring when the referees come pouring into the ring ready to separate the three
Winner :: No Contest
Tommy :: Let them go! Man, I tell you, these three are making this European Title battle very interesting
Dust :: Very interesting indeed. But for the the title or not, these three need to let some of their hatred for each other loose, and very soon.
Tommy :: Before we get to this next match, I have a big announcement. I've just been given word that our commissioner spot will be filled at Supremacy! Now my question is, who's it going to be? Rat Bastard or my ol' commentating buddy, Ishnari? Or are these two going to take it upon themselves and settle it on their own before Congo even makes his decision on November 30th?
Dust :: You know what I heard Tommy? There's a third nomination that yet announced for that very spot that Rat and Ish are fighting over. This man is going to try his hardest, but who could it be?
Tommy :: Tommy :: I don't know who it will be but I can't wait for Supremacy when we find out who the job is filled by. Between Rat and Ishnari who would you want to have as your commissioner?
Dust :: Rat Bastard ran an interesting run last time he was commishioner, and I dont know how anyone could top that spot. So, Im going for Ratty Mcdaddy on this on, Tom
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air.Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him.Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope.He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms.When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants.He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Tommy :: I wonder who his partner is going to be?
Dust :: Its a toss up, Tom. It could be anyone in the back, or anyone on the street...
A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
James Mueller, just how messed up can this dude get?
The beginning licks to "Faith" by Limp Bizkit starts. Harry and James stand in the ring, looking at the Xtreme Tron. The singing of Fred Durst fills the arena speakers. The song begins to pick up, and the lights circle throughout the arena. The chorus hits, and pyros explode. Out comes Ted Nugent! Ted walks out with his arms stretch, and both Harry and James look confused. Ted holds his index finger up, and then goes back behind the curtain. He comes out carrying a Jennifer Lopez Blow Up Doll! Harry's jaw drops, as Ted carries the giant doll with a giant ass down to the ring. The crowd, Harry, commentators, everyone except James and Ted look confused. Ted props her on the turnbuckle, and then takes off the price tag. He jumps off the apron, and bids farewell, and goodluck. Harry runs to the ropes, and begins to yell at Ted, as he leaves up the ramp.
Tommy :: How messed up? I think we just found out
Dust :: Holy crap... Just... Wow.
No Disqualification Handicapped Match
James Mueller vs. Hardcore Harry and A Jennifer Lopez Blow Up Doll
James runs up from behind, and knocks Harry over the top rope. Harry hits the apron, and rolls into the ring. James already has his back turned, and is posing. Harry gets up, and waits for James to turn back around. James runs to the ropes ahead of him, and runs back towards where he thought he dumped Harry over. Harry stands in front, and James slides to a stop. James and Harry stare at each other, and Harry points to the Blow Up doll in the corner, and asks James something. James looks confused, and then spits in Harry's eyes. Harry's whips it off, and punches James on the jaw. James is almost knocked off his feet, and he punches Harry back. Harry and James begin to punch each other senseless, until Harry begins to prevail. He punches James into the ropes, and then clotheslines him over. James lands on his feet though. He smirks, and Harry body presses over and on to James. James and Harry hit the apron, and Harry is first to his feet. James begins to pull himself up. Harry grabs James by the back and head, and throws him towards the ringsteps. James counters, and whips Harry into the steps first. Harry rams his shoulder into the steps, and falls back. James slides into the ring, and slides his hair back.
Tommy :: These two could really give it a good go
Dust :: The match is already starting to get out of hand! I wonder what the blow up doll's finisher could be...
James struts over to the blow up doll in the corner. He grabs the doll by the back of it's neck, and walks it out into the center of the ring. He pulls back his fist, and lets go of the doll. Without throwing a punch, the doll falls over on to its back. James smirks, and does a jig. He turns around, and Harry spears down James. Harry begins to ultimatly punch James on the ground. Harry pulls up James by the hair and gets prepared to hit a move. James rakes Harry's eyes, and then backs off into the ropes. James walks over to Harry, and then Harry rakes James' eyes! Harry grabs James and hits a Gutwrench Powerslam. Harry climbs up a turnbuckle, and levels up. He jumps off for a leg drop, but James rolls out of the way. Harry falls over on his side, and holds on to his left leg, the leg that he put all of his weight on. James pushes himself up, and then runs and slides into Harry with a baseball slide. Harry is rolled out of the ring, and he falls out on to the ringside. James stumbles up and looks at the blow up doll. He grabs JLo's legs of air, and pulls it up onto it's shoulders, and goes for the Walls of James. He hooks it, and strengthen's the hold. He yells out as he tries to keep the hold. His eyes closed shut, as he yells out. He opens his eyes, and looks at the Ref, looking back at him... folding his arms. James lets go, and then slides his hair back. He begins to talk to the ref...
Tommy :: Must James slide his hair back every time?
Dust :: Hey, you try wrestling with hair in your face.
Harry slides a chair into the ring, rolls into the ring, and runs after James. He blindsides him from behind, and punches him in the face. He pulls him up by his hair, drops down to his knees, and hits a solid low blow. James falls to his knees, and then onto his face. Harry grabs the chair, and then props it open. He grabs James, and throws him into the turnbuckle. Harry climbs up also and pulls up James. He gets James in the powerbomb position. He jumps off, and slams James through the chair, breaking it, and possibly James' back! James lets out a yell, and he lays on his back. Harry tosses the chair out of the ring, and pins James, 1.....2...KICKOUT. Harry hits the mat, and pulls up James. Harry motions for the end, and tries to get James into the Hangman DDT position. James kicks out of it, and gets on to his feet again. He backs off, and then kicks Harry in the stomach. He forces Harry's head between James' legs, and goes for The New Shit! Harry counters, and goes for a Back Body Drop. James hits the middle rope with his feet, and goes for a Lionsault. Harry gets hit with the lionsault, and is takin down. James gets the leg hooked, 1.....2....KICKOUT.
Tommy :: Both men getting two near falls in that short amount time. I win could be in the future for one of these guys
Dust :: There better be, or then this match will go on forever.
James gets up, and then looks around. He climbs up the turnbuckle, and positions himself. He jumps off for the Frog Splash, but Harry rolls out of the way. James hits the mat hard, and he holds his stomach in pain. Harry gets up, and rests on the ropes. Harry walks over to James, and lifts him up. Harry grabs James, and punches him across the face. He hits him again, and then sets up James for a Brainbuster. James hits his head hard, and he rolls around on the ground. Harry climbs up the turnbuckle, and then levels up. He jumps off with a backflip, and goes for a moonsault. James rolls out of the way, and Harry hits the ring hard on his chest. Harry raises his head in pain, and rests on the mat. James sits up, and begins to clap. He turns to Harry, then over to the blow up doll on the other side of the ring. James gets up, and struts over to Harry. He then turns on a dime, and struts over to the blow up with an evil grin. He drags the doll over, and places it in the middle of the ring. James climbs up a turnbuckle, and taunts the crowd. He jumps off with a frog splash towards the Jennifer Lopez Blow Up Doll! With a huge hit, the blow up doll pops in a huge explosion under James Mueller.
Tommy :: What the hell just happened?
Dust :: Holy crap! James musta popped the JLo Sex Toy! Wow, that sounded dirty..
James holds his stomach and chest in pain, as he rests on his knees on top of the deflated blow up doll. The referee is looking around confused but as James just lays there, the referee slowly drops to one knee and makes the count. 1...2...3!
Winner :: James Mueller
Tommy :: Did James win by pinning a damn blow up doll?
Dust :: I think so, Tom! James just outsmarted the Hardcore Legend!
Tommy :: Well, this one's going to go into the books as Mueller winning two on one, but this was anything but. How embarrassing must this have been for Harry?
Dust :: Very embarrasing... I think we will be seeing more action between these two for the events to come.
Tommy :: And with this next match we could be seeing more of Smash and Harry
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causeing a stobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud stobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the stobe lights ignite around him, makeing his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he climbs in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans......
Tommy :: And here's our referee for tonights match. The decks are really stacked against Death Trap in this on
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap wearing Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Dust :: Death Trap is in some huge sh*t tonight
Fuel by metallica hits. flames begin to flow down the asile, an expolsion goes off ontop of the ramp as Smash walks out to the ring.
Dust :: Smash! I havent seen him in a while on the telly... I wonder where he's been.
Tommy :: Well, he lost the title to Harry last week but now he's got the chance to get it back!
Smash wins: He gets Harry at Supremacy in Battleship Brawl
Special Guest Referee: Rat Bastard
Death Trap vs Smash
The bell rings and both Smash and DT confront each other. Rat holds them apart and begins to lay down the law. Rat walks over and speaks to Smash, then walks over and speaks to DT. As he is speaking to DT, Smash comes from behind and begins to club DT. DT falls to the mat and begins to get stomped by Smash in the corner. Smash stomps rapidly before yelling at the crowd. He backs up and follows it up with a running Dropkick.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Smash quickly lifts him up and hits a quick Body Slam, then bounces off the rope looking for a Leg Drop. DT rolls out of the way and Smash colides with the mat. He quickly scurries up and is caught with a clothesline from DT. DT follows up with another. Smash gets to his feet once again and swings at DT, DT grabs the wrist and locks in an Arm Wrench, he goes for the follow up Hook Kick, but Smash ducks it, causing DT's hand to be caught between his legs. Smash pulls on the arm, causing DT to execute a perfect Backflip, landing on his feet. But he's taken down with a huge clothesline by Smash.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Dust :: Smash keeping on top in this match...
Smash lifts DT up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Smash backs up and goes for a Body Splash, but as he approaches, DT pulls himself to the top rope and flips over Smash and rolls him up.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Both men scurry to their feet, Smash dashes at DT but is taken down with a Drop Toe Hold. DT crawls to Smash's head and locks in a Grounded Side Headlock. Smash quickly begins to get to his feet and elbows DT in the abdomen. But DT hangs on and hits a Headlock Takedown, still holding the headlock. Smash struggles for a little, but hooks Leg Scissors on DT's head to break the hold. Both men once again get to their feet, DT goes for a clothesline, but Smash ducks and hits big German Suplex. He holds on and lifts DT to his feet, hitting another. Smash continues to hold on, but DT elbows him in the head and goes to the back of Smash. DT hits a German of his own, holding with a bridge.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Rat begins to count as both men lie on the ground, not moving.
Tommy :: Rat is refereeing a fair match so far
Dust :: Of course, Rat is a fair man, Tom. Thats why he should become Commish!
1..2..3..4..
They begin to move, very slowly.
5..6..7..8
DT reaches one knee.
9..
Both men are completly standing. They begin to exchange right hands, but Smash gets the upper hand with a Poke to the eye. Smash goes to whip DT into the turnbuckle, but DT reverses. Smash colides with the buckle back first. DT gives him a few kicks before lifting him to the top rope. He looks for a Superplex, but Smash pushes him off. DT lands hard on his back. Smash then turns around, looking for a Moonsault, but DT kicks Rat into the ropes, causing Smash to rack on the top turnbuckle. DT then walks over to Smash, still racked backwards on the turnbuckle, and lifts him up. He pulls the legs from underneath and hits the Final Judgement!!!! The crowd begins chanting.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT"
Tommy :: That's gotta be it right there!
Dust :: That's gotta be it!
DT goes to cover Smash, but Rat Bastard breaks it up! He begins stomping DT while Smash regains awareness and heads out of the ring for a chair. Rat sees this and turns his back. He begins to whistle and look around at the crowd. Obviously giving Smash the time to attack. Smash dents the chair over DT's head and throws the chair out of the ring. Rat hears the sound of the chair denting and smiles. He "suddenly" turns around and sees Smash covering DT. He counts at an unbeleivable fast speed. 1, 2, 3!
Winner :: Smash
Smash rolls out of the ring as his music hits. Rat smiles and gives DT a kick to the head before rolling out of the ring and heading up the ramp as well
Tommy :: Fair my ass! Rat just screwed Death Trap and I bet Reeshi is loving this!
Dust :: Rat didnt screw him! He was provoked!
Tommy :: Well, regardless, it's now Smash vs Hardcore Harry in a Battleship Brawl at Supremacy!
Dust :: Kickass!
The opening riffs of "Legacy" by Papa Roach hits the Xtremetron. J.L.'s video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Pheonix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.
Dead president, fuck the president
Mansons strive for power while I work to save my residents
He owns you even though he never told you
Mark of the beast on ya hand now he owns you
Thrown down to the bottom level
Ruled by the fist and the fist is the devil
I medamorphisize and make myself level
We are the future we are right now right now
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Red strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where J.L. now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. J.L. grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two flaming red pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as J.L. struts with all his gold.
I'm taking a stab at the sick, sick, sick
I know what evil is and evil could suck my dick
Like sam hain and god ain't no joke
Ya better watch ya neck cause ya might get choked
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
And I'm a main target cause of what I say
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
You sink we swim we rise you fall we met our fate together
I was here from the start and I'll be here in the end legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy
J.L. then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with J.L. getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.
Dust :: This man goes through more name changes then Jennifer Lopez's last name.
The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, lazer pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and throug it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceay and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.
Tommy :: Well the X*Crown Champion is in there already, no here's the XHF Champion. No titles on the line, this one is personal
Dust :: And there is only one way to settle this personal dilemna...
Tommy :: Inside a steel cage!
Dust :: Exactly
Steel Cage Match
J.L vs Reeshi
The two stand in the middle of the ring, the cage begins to lower around them. The outside official slides into the ring and takes Reeshi's title belt back out as they await the cage. The cage lowers and the crew quickly begins to fasten it to the turnbuckles making sure it's firm, the referee comes over and locks the cage door, the two are now locked inside, no turning back now. Reeshi and J.L each take steps forward and meet in the middle of the ring, eye to eye, nose to nose, toe to toe in the middle of the ring, the solid steel surrounding them and the verbal assault begins. The fans get up, loud murmers begin to stir throughout the arena, many looking forward to this big match right here.
Tommy :: And so are we are in the broadcast booth!
Dust :: Yeah! There is nothing like a cold hard lifeless steel cage to lift the spirits!
J.L strikes first giving Reeshi a shove, and Reeshi retaliates with one of his own. J.L comes through with a hard right, Reeshi throws one back at him and the two begin trading punches in the middle of the ring. Back and forth they go with rights and lefts until Reeshi finally breaks it up with a knee to the gut. He connects with a second one and then some quick and furious rights, knocking J.L back into the ropes. Reeshi sends him into the far ropes with an irish whip and tries for a boot to the head but it's ducked under. J.L continues running into the ropes and as Reeshi turns around, he comes back with a diving clothesline, knocking the champion off his feet. Both men get back up and J.L charges into the ropes again. This time he slides through the legs of Reeshi and as Reeshi turns around, connects with a stuff clothesline. Reeshi stumbles back into the ropes and J.L charges but this time Reeshi avoids the impact, ducking and sending J.L into the air with a back body drop. J.L strikes the side of the cage, back first and falls between the ropes and the cage, seemingly landing on the back of his neck.
Dust :: Holy Crap! What a hardcore manuever!
Tommy :: Reeshi certainly knows what he's doing in this kind of environment
Reeshi picks up J.L and drags him back through the middle rope. A stiff right sends J.L back into the mat. He's quick to roll over and slowly begins to climb right back up. Reeshi backs him up into the corner and begins to drive his shoulders right into the gut of the X*Crown Champion. He succeeds about three or four times but J.L avoids contact on the last one, leaping up onto the turnbuckle and flipping over Reeshi, a sunset flip. Reeshi simply rolls through, both right back up and Reeshi is quick to strike back, attempting to steam roll J.L with a clothesline but J.L ducks the attempt. Reeshi turns to another dropkick, again nicely executed. J.L sees the XHF Champion staggering and leaps onto the middle turnbuckle burnbuckle behind him and comes off with a bulldog!
Tommy :: And now J.L is starting to mount some offense!
Dust :: It wasnt easy for JL though...
Reeshi hits the mat and turns over onto his back, J.L is immediately on him and throwing punches rapidly towards Reeshi. Reeshi's taking the blows from J.L until J.L gets off and begins stomping away. He grabs Reeshi by the back of the head and drags him to his feet. Looking out to the fans, or so we thought because that's when J.L runs forward, Reeshi coming along behind him and tosses Reeshi head first up against the side of the cage! Reeshi staggers back and J.L moves to his right, doing it to that side and again, until he hits all the sides. The XHF Champion appears to be busted open slightly across the forehead as J.L tries for a fifth time. The fifth time, Reeshi again strikes the side of the cage but this time when he staggers back, out of desperation, he takes down J.L with an overhead belly to belly suplex!
Dust :: Reeshi proving why he's the champion of the XHF!
Tommy :: I just wouldn't have thought he'd be the one to get busted open
Dust :: Nobody busts open the Reesh-meister
Both men are down and both begin to climb to their feet at about the same time. Back to square one we go as they begin trading punches in the middle of the ring, J.L going pound for pound with Reeshi until Reeshi starts to block a few of his punches. J.L is sent staggering back and Reeshi sets up J.L for a pump handle. Reeshi picks up J.L and slams him down hard to the mat! But Reeshi is down as well, still feeling the affects of the steel. He's still the first one up though and picks Diamond up the rest of the way. He picks him up onto his shoulders and like a human javolin drives J.L head first into the steel! He turns around and does the same to the other side of the cage before dropping J.L to the mat. He takes a moment but then is quick to near down beside J.L and drive the right hands into the forehead of J.L trying to expose it and in fact does. If it wasn't the steel that did it, Reeshi's fist did, J.L has been busted open as well now.
Tommy :: There we go, this is more like the Reeshi we've been seeing. The XHF Champion is back on his gameplan now
Dust :: Finally some blood... Now this is what gets the kiddies excited
Reeshi gets up off of J.L and stares down at the lifelessness before him. He feels it's enough and begins to slowly climb the side of the cage. J.L begins to stir as well now. Reeshi is abut to climb over the top of the cage when Diamond reaches up from the middle turnbuckle and grabs the foot of Reeshi. It's just enough to slow him down to get onto the top turnbuckle where he throws some right hands into the ribs of Reeshi, knocking him back down onto the top turnbuckle. Reeshi tries to fight him off with some right hands but J.L bounces the side of Reeshi's head off the side of the cage! Reeshi is beginning to lose balance with just one foot on the turnbuckle and one hand clutching the cage. He gets his footing back and throws another right hand towards J.L but J.L leans back and avoids contact. Reeshi falls forward and J.L grabs hold. Standing on the top turnbuckle, J.L comes off with a superplex to Reeshi!!
Dust :: JL is playing it great tonight!
Both men are down, looking up the lights when J.L rolls over onto his stomach and begins to crawl towards the cage door. Refere is quick to remove the chain and holds the door open waiting for J.L. J.L continues to crawl towards the cage door, and has his hand on the ring apron when Reeshi grabs the foot of J.L! He pulls him back into the middle of the ring area and both climb to their feet. Reeshi picks J.L up onto his shoulders looks like he's going for the Oreeshinator. J.L slides down, grabbing Reeshi from behind, the Sharp Edge!
Tommy :: He's just gotta leave the cage now
Dustin :: He an do it!!
J.L is up but as he was getting up, the fans rose to their feet as Gravedigger came running down the ramp. The cage door still unlocked and Gravedigger shoves the referee aside, steel chair in hand. J.L turns around and Gravedigger strikes him over the head with the chair! Gravedigger stands over J.L mouthing something to him, he's blaming J.L for jumping him as the masked man against Rat Bastard a week ago! Gravedigger slams the chair down and exits, now it's Reeshi slowly but surely, sliding and crawling his way towards the door! Reeshi's almost there when somehow, the blood trickling down his head even moreso now after the chair shot, J.L grabs hold of the leg of Reeshi. Reeshi tries kicking him away with his other foot but J.L grabs hold of that one as well. He climbs to his feet and pulls Reeshi up with him. He picks him up onto his shoulders and drops him down to the mat with the maximum effect!
Tommy :: Gravedigger just attacked J.L but look how well he rebounded! He's pulling out all the stops tonight!
Dust :: J.L. just doesnt want to give up!
Reeshi's down and this time, looks to be out, arms and legs spread as J.L slowly crawls towards the turnbuckle. He gets there and then begins to climb up the side of the cage. He's to the top and begins to climb over when Reeshi, standing on top of the turnbuckles clubs him in the back. J.L tries to bring his other foot over but Reeshi has hold of the tights and J.L can't get any further! He's sitting on top of the cage, back to the ring and Reeshi has a hold of the tights. Reeshi lifts his feet up and turns them so the heel digs into the side of the cage and then does to the same to the other. He lets go of the tights of J.L and begins to hook the arms from where he is. The fans rush to their feet, they know what's coming. Reeshi suddenly leans forward, heels of his boots escaping the cage and he brings J.L down from the top of the cage with the Highway to Hell!!!
Dust :: OH MY GOD!!!
Tommy :: Did you see that! Was that real or am I imagining things?
Dust :: Im suprised he didnt kill him upon impact!
J.L is folded up like an accordian in the middle of the ring, Reeshi laying underneath him, both men are down. Reeshi shoves J.L off of him and begins to climb to his feet. Unsure of what direction to take he looks around a moment and suddenly the man in the black suit and ski mask comes running down the ramp. He lunges at the side of the cage and clings to it, hurridly climbing up the side. Reeshi tho sees him coming and snatches up the steel chair. He begins to climb the turnbuckle. The masked mystery man leans over the top of the cage to crawl in but Reeshi cracks the chair over the back of the head of the man and leaves him leaning over the tope of the cage! Reeshi goes to reach out and take the man's mask off but he falls back, from the top of the cage to the floor!
Tommy :: Damnit! I wanted to see who it was!
Dust :: Forget the masked man, Tom! Reeshi could win it here!
Tommy :: But it's about damn time this masked man showed himself! It's been how many weeks this guy has stuck his nose in Reeshi and Gravediggers business! Show your face damnit!
Reeshi stands in the middle of the ring, looking down at the masked man on the outside and motions to the crowd that he's going to take the mask off. He begins to walk towards the door when J.L spins him around, a kick to the gut, going for the pump handle and slams him down to the mat, adding a little tilt-a-whirl-spin to it! J.L gets up and looks confident in clearing Death Trap's name, he motions he's gonna take the mask off. He starts walking for the door but stops and stares seemingly in shock. The camera turns to see a second masked mystery man run down the ramp and help the other up. Together they run to the back, back up the ramp the way they came. J.L is looking on in confusion while Reeshi is on the mat, head up, watching it all as well. Neither man knows what is going on!
Tommy :: What the he...there's two of them?
Dust :: This masked person thing is getting even more interesting by the minute...
Reeshi is up, and now so is J.L, the blood dripping from their foreheads still, as they continue to stare up the ramp. Reeshi is looking on in disbelief still when J.L blindsides him, diving towards him. Reeshi stumbles back but J.L catches him and leans him up against the ropes, driving his shoulders into the stomach area of Reeshi, sending him back, right up against the cage wall. He does this about three our four times before he steps back. J.L chargers looking to spear Reeshi right into the side of the cage but Reeshi avoids the impact and J.L goes head first through the middle rope and into the cage wall! He staggers back to receive a boot to the midsection, the Coral Reesh, it's over! Reeshi haking his head, getting rid of the cobwebs and crawls for the door, falling out head first, landing on his back on the outside, Reeshi was won it!
Winner :: Reeshi
Dust :: REESHI! REESHI! REESHI!
Tommy :: And we have a winner! Reeshi comes out on top!
The referee leans down to the fallen Reeshi and raises his hand in the air, draping the title across his chest. Both men a bloodied mess after a hellacious battle, and the masked mystery man confusion continues! The camera pans around to both men, and zooms out with the camera flashing, the lights reflecting off the steel cage giving it a bit of a shine as the camera moves focuss onto the screen where it has lit up in the parking lot.
Suddenly the doors of the arena burst open and the two masked mystery man come running out. Unsure of what is following them, they rush into a waiting limo as it takes off. Of course, being a limo it's slow to take off and the camera turns to see Gravedigger the one running after them and with a baseball bat in hand. He smashes the back window of the limo, then the one where the men went into, the one in front of that and then continues to run alongside the limo until it speeds off. Gravedigger slams down the bat in frustration as the camera gets a closeup of Gravedigger's face, standing still in the parking lot.
Dust :: These masked men have a debt with Gravedigger and Reeshi... How long can these two withstand the attacks?
Tommy :: Looks like Reeshi and Gravedigger have finally had enough. The one gets clocked with a steel chair from Reeshi and then Gravedigger snaps on him as well as second man that we saw for the first time tonight and chase them out of the building! Sooner or later things are gonna blow right up in this entire situation and we're going to see who these people are!
Dust :: Bye Mom!
Pyro goes off the air
Dust :: Thanks Tom, and I just feel so bad to have to fill in for a sick Ish tonight. But lucky for me, tonight is a very interesting night.
"Who betta than Kanyon!" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, walking down the ramp. He points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, "Who betta than Kanyon!" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon just ignores them and prepares for his match.
Dust :: Kanyon is proving himself today in the industry, and he is a reigning champ... I hate him.
'Crashing' by Unloco hits the P.A. system. A light blue haze fills the air as the arena goes dark. Zero walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the fans, then continues down the ramp. He slaps some hands, then slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles while the rest explode in light blue pyro. He then jumps off and waits for his opponent.
Tommy :: A promising young talent here in the XHF. I'm expecting big things from Zero
Dust :: So do I Tommy, Zero is doing pretty damn good.
Kanyon vs Zero
Kanyon and Zero lock up in the middle of the ring but it's Zero's strength that has the edge of that of Kanyons and he tosses him off and to the corner. Kanyon gets up and they try it again but Zero does the same and before Kanyon can get up again, Zero is there with a boot to the chest that sends Kanyon back into the corner. Some hard shoulders to the stomach area of Kanyon before getting up and firing rapid right hands in his direction. The blows are connecting with the head of Kanyon, knocking him down to a sitting position in the corner. Zero comes through with some boots to the chest and again to the head to top it off.
Dust :: Zero taking the helm of the match!
Zero pulls Kanyon up out of the corner and goes for the irish whip into the far one. Kanyon strikes the turnbuckle hard and staggers out to a powerslam from Zero! Zero stays on him and hooks the leg for the cover but Kanyon kicks out at the count of two. Kanyon is dragged back up to his feet by his hair and tossed back into the corner. Zero places his foot up in the air over the throat of Kanyon and holds it there, referee does his count and then forces Zero to break up the hold. Zero has some words for the referee as he's looking all fired up for this match. As he's discussing things with the referee, Kanyon dives out of the corner and jumps Zero, sending him staggering back. Kanyon fighting for survival at this point, begins throwing the right hands rapidly at Zero. Zero is back into the corner and KAnyon decides to apply the boots. Zero is left sitting in the corner as Kanyon climbs to the second turnbuckle. He pushes himself off and lands right on the chest of Zero!
Tommy :: And the European Champion has turned the tables in a big way!
Dust :: Good God Ol' Mighty
Zero falls sideways and holds his chest, at the same time he seems to be choking a bit, as though unable to catch his breath after having the air sucked right out of him by Zero. Kanyon picks up Zero and drags him over to the middle of the ring, taking him down with snapmere and then applying the sleeper. Zero doesn't seem to be fading and so Kanyon gets up a bit and places his knee right up against the back of Zero, applying some extra pressure, this time to the back of Zero. Zero looks to be down this time as the referee raises his hand and it drops once, twice, and again, no! He holds it up the third time, and begins to power his way back to his feet. Once up, the back drop causes Kanyon to release the hold, both men are down.
Dust :: So close! Kanyon almost taking down Zero for the win!
Using the ropes, the two get up at about the same time and they begin to trade blows in the middle of the ring, slowly this time as each one seems to knock the other back a bit. Finally Zero comes in with a knee to the gut that looks to have him in control but Kanyon jumps up with a thumb to the eye and grabs Zero by the back and the back of the head, leaving him hunched over. He then turns and tosses him shoulder first between the middle and top turnbuckle, right into the steel ringpost! The referee has a few words for Kanyon but Kanyon simply rolls up Zero out of the corner, 1...2..Zero kicks out!
Tommy :: The youngster is giving it is all. No title on the line but he knows one could be waiting if he pulls off the win here!
Dust :: You're exactly right Tommy! Zero has heart tonight!
Kanyon is frustrated now, giving a pound to the mat and raises three fingers to the referee, telling him it was a three count. The referee shakes his head no and says two as Kanyon picks up Zero when he climbs up to his feet the rest of the way. Kanyon looks ready to strike when Zero throws his arms up, breaking Kanyon's grip, sening him back a bit and taking him down with a big boot! These two are going to toe with one another, back and forth. Zero stands over kanyon when from the top comes Xtreme Warrior, a missile dropkick takes down Zero and the referee calls for the bell. With Zero now down, Xtreme Warrior jumps on Kanyon with some right hands before stepping out onto the apron. He looks to come off with a leg drop flip but nobodies there and Xtreme Warrior rolls through. Zero is up now with a right hand to Xtreme Warrior and another to Kanyon, all three of them are battling with one another in the ring when the referees come pouring into the ring ready to separate the three
Winner :: No Contest
Tommy :: Let them go! Man, I tell you, these three are making this European Title battle very interesting
Dust :: Very interesting indeed. But for the the title or not, these three need to let some of their hatred for each other loose, and very soon.
Tommy :: Before we get to this next match, I have a big announcement. I've just been given word that our commissioner spot will be filled at Supremacy! Now my question is, who's it going to be? Rat Bastard or my ol' commentating buddy, Ishnari? Or are these two going to take it upon themselves and settle it on their own before Congo even makes his decision on November 30th?
Dust :: You know what I heard Tommy? There's a third nomination that yet announced for that very spot that Rat and Ish are fighting over. This man is going to try his hardest, but who could it be?
Tommy :: Tommy :: I don't know who it will be but I can't wait for Supremacy when we find out who the job is filled by. Between Rat and Ishnari who would you want to have as your commissioner?
Dust :: Rat Bastard ran an interesting run last time he was commishioner, and I dont know how anyone could top that spot. So, Im going for Ratty Mcdaddy on this on, Tom
"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air.Harry then points to the crowd to get them booing at him.Harry then heads to the ring and goes right over the top rope.He gets in and goes to the ropes and raises his arms.When he does that he gets a loud burst of boos followed by Harry Sucks chants.He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.
Tommy :: I wonder who his partner is going to be?
Dust :: Its a toss up, Tom. It could be anyone in the back, or anyone on the street...
A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Seperate" by Sevendust begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and recieves even more pops. He poses for the crowd, and begins to make his way down to the ring. Shortly behind him is Ted Nugent watching his every move. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and nods his head, and then climbs into the ring. He walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd does the same, as Ted climbs into the ring. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet.
James Mueller, just how messed up can this dude get?
The beginning licks to "Faith" by Limp Bizkit starts. Harry and James stand in the ring, looking at the Xtreme Tron. The singing of Fred Durst fills the arena speakers. The song begins to pick up, and the lights circle throughout the arena. The chorus hits, and pyros explode. Out comes Ted Nugent! Ted walks out with his arms stretch, and both Harry and James look confused. Ted holds his index finger up, and then goes back behind the curtain. He comes out carrying a Jennifer Lopez Blow Up Doll! Harry's jaw drops, as Ted carries the giant doll with a giant ass down to the ring. The crowd, Harry, commentators, everyone except James and Ted look confused. Ted props her on the turnbuckle, and then takes off the price tag. He jumps off the apron, and bids farewell, and goodluck. Harry runs to the ropes, and begins to yell at Ted, as he leaves up the ramp.
Tommy :: How messed up? I think we just found out
Dust :: Holy crap... Just... Wow.
No Disqualification Handicapped Match
James Mueller vs. Hardcore Harry and A Jennifer Lopez Blow Up Doll
James runs up from behind, and knocks Harry over the top rope. Harry hits the apron, and rolls into the ring. James already has his back turned, and is posing. Harry gets up, and waits for James to turn back around. James runs to the ropes ahead of him, and runs back towards where he thought he dumped Harry over. Harry stands in front, and James slides to a stop. James and Harry stare at each other, and Harry points to the Blow Up doll in the corner, and asks James something. James looks confused, and then spits in Harry's eyes. Harry's whips it off, and punches James on the jaw. James is almost knocked off his feet, and he punches Harry back. Harry and James begin to punch each other senseless, until Harry begins to prevail. He punches James into the ropes, and then clotheslines him over. James lands on his feet though. He smirks, and Harry body presses over and on to James. James and Harry hit the apron, and Harry is first to his feet. James begins to pull himself up. Harry grabs James by the back and head, and throws him towards the ringsteps. James counters, and whips Harry into the steps first. Harry rams his shoulder into the steps, and falls back. James slides into the ring, and slides his hair back.
Tommy :: These two could really give it a good go
Dust :: The match is already starting to get out of hand! I wonder what the blow up doll's finisher could be...
James struts over to the blow up doll in the corner. He grabs the doll by the back of it's neck, and walks it out into the center of the ring. He pulls back his fist, and lets go of the doll. Without throwing a punch, the doll falls over on to its back. James smirks, and does a jig. He turns around, and Harry spears down James. Harry begins to ultimatly punch James on the ground. Harry pulls up James by the hair and gets prepared to hit a move. James rakes Harry's eyes, and then backs off into the ropes. James walks over to Harry, and then Harry rakes James' eyes! Harry grabs James and hits a Gutwrench Powerslam. Harry climbs up a turnbuckle, and levels up. He jumps off for a leg drop, but James rolls out of the way. Harry falls over on his side, and holds on to his left leg, the leg that he put all of his weight on. James pushes himself up, and then runs and slides into Harry with a baseball slide. Harry is rolled out of the ring, and he falls out on to the ringside. James stumbles up and looks at the blow up doll. He grabs JLo's legs of air, and pulls it up onto it's shoulders, and goes for the Walls of James. He hooks it, and strengthen's the hold. He yells out as he tries to keep the hold. His eyes closed shut, as he yells out. He opens his eyes, and looks at the Ref, looking back at him... folding his arms. James lets go, and then slides his hair back. He begins to talk to the ref...
Tommy :: Must James slide his hair back every time?
Dust :: Hey, you try wrestling with hair in your face.
Harry slides a chair into the ring, rolls into the ring, and runs after James. He blindsides him from behind, and punches him in the face. He pulls him up by his hair, drops down to his knees, and hits a solid low blow. James falls to his knees, and then onto his face. Harry grabs the chair, and then props it open. He grabs James, and throws him into the turnbuckle. Harry climbs up also and pulls up James. He gets James in the powerbomb position. He jumps off, and slams James through the chair, breaking it, and possibly James' back! James lets out a yell, and he lays on his back. Harry tosses the chair out of the ring, and pins James, 1.....2...KICKOUT. Harry hits the mat, and pulls up James. Harry motions for the end, and tries to get James into the Hangman DDT position. James kicks out of it, and gets on to his feet again. He backs off, and then kicks Harry in the stomach. He forces Harry's head between James' legs, and goes for The New Shit! Harry counters, and goes for a Back Body Drop. James hits the middle rope with his feet, and goes for a Lionsault. Harry gets hit with the lionsault, and is takin down. James gets the leg hooked, 1.....2....KICKOUT.
Tommy :: Both men getting two near falls in that short amount time. I win could be in the future for one of these guys
Dust :: There better be, or then this match will go on forever.
James gets up, and then looks around. He climbs up the turnbuckle, and positions himself. He jumps off for the Frog Splash, but Harry rolls out of the way. James hits the mat hard, and he holds his stomach in pain. Harry gets up, and rests on the ropes. Harry walks over to James, and lifts him up. Harry grabs James, and punches him across the face. He hits him again, and then sets up James for a Brainbuster. James hits his head hard, and he rolls around on the ground. Harry climbs up the turnbuckle, and then levels up. He jumps off with a backflip, and goes for a moonsault. James rolls out of the way, and Harry hits the ring hard on his chest. Harry raises his head in pain, and rests on the mat. James sits up, and begins to clap. He turns to Harry, then over to the blow up doll on the other side of the ring. James gets up, and struts over to Harry. He then turns on a dime, and struts over to the blow up with an evil grin. He drags the doll over, and places it in the middle of the ring. James climbs up a turnbuckle, and taunts the crowd. He jumps off with a frog splash towards the Jennifer Lopez Blow Up Doll! With a huge hit, the blow up doll pops in a huge explosion under James Mueller.
Tommy :: What the hell just happened?
Dust :: Holy crap! James musta popped the JLo Sex Toy! Wow, that sounded dirty..
James holds his stomach and chest in pain, as he rests on his knees on top of the deflated blow up doll. The referee is looking around confused but as James just lays there, the referee slowly drops to one knee and makes the count. 1...2...3!
Winner :: James Mueller
Tommy :: Did James win by pinning a damn blow up doll?
Dust :: I think so, Tom! James just outsmarted the Hardcore Legend!
Tommy :: Well, this one's going to go into the books as Mueller winning two on one, but this was anything but. How embarrassing must this have been for Harry?
Dust :: Very embarrasing... I think we will be seeing more action between these two for the events to come.
Tommy :: And with this next match we could be seeing more of Smash and Harry
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causeing a stobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud stobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges. Rat makes his way down the ramp as the stobe lights ignite around him, makeing his walk look like slow motion. When he reaches the apron he climbs in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans......
Tommy :: And here's our referee for tonights match. The decks are really stacked against Death Trap in this on
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap wearing Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
Dust :: Death Trap is in some huge sh*t tonight
Fuel by metallica hits. flames begin to flow down the asile, an expolsion goes off ontop of the ramp as Smash walks out to the ring.
Dust :: Smash! I havent seen him in a while on the telly... I wonder where he's been.
Tommy :: Well, he lost the title to Harry last week but now he's got the chance to get it back!
Smash wins: He gets Harry at Supremacy in Battleship Brawl
Special Guest Referee: Rat Bastard
Death Trap vs Smash
The bell rings and both Smash and DT confront each other. Rat holds them apart and begins to lay down the law. Rat walks over and speaks to Smash, then walks over and speaks to DT. As he is speaking to DT, Smash comes from behind and begins to club DT. DT falls to the mat and begins to get stomped by Smash in the corner. Smash stomps rapidly before yelling at the crowd. He backs up and follows it up with a running Dropkick.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Smash quickly lifts him up and hits a quick Body Slam, then bounces off the rope looking for a Leg Drop. DT rolls out of the way and Smash colides with the mat. He quickly scurries up and is caught with a clothesline from DT. DT follows up with another. Smash gets to his feet once again and swings at DT, DT grabs the wrist and locks in an Arm Wrench, he goes for the follow up Hook Kick, but Smash ducks it, causing DT's hand to be caught between his legs. Smash pulls on the arm, causing DT to execute a perfect Backflip, landing on his feet. But he's taken down with a huge clothesline by Smash.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Dust :: Smash keeping on top in this match...
Smash lifts DT up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Smash backs up and goes for a Body Splash, but as he approaches, DT pulls himself to the top rope and flips over Smash and rolls him up.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Both men scurry to their feet, Smash dashes at DT but is taken down with a Drop Toe Hold. DT crawls to Smash's head and locks in a Grounded Side Headlock. Smash quickly begins to get to his feet and elbows DT in the abdomen. But DT hangs on and hits a Headlock Takedown, still holding the headlock. Smash struggles for a little, but hooks Leg Scissors on DT's head to break the hold. Both men once again get to their feet, DT goes for a clothesline, but Smash ducks and hits big German Suplex. He holds on and lifts DT to his feet, hitting another. Smash continues to hold on, but DT elbows him in the head and goes to the back of Smash. DT hits a German of his own, holding with a bridge.
1..
2..
Kickout.
Rat begins to count as both men lie on the ground, not moving.
Tommy :: Rat is refereeing a fair match so far
Dust :: Of course, Rat is a fair man, Tom. Thats why he should become Commish!
1..2..3..4..
They begin to move, very slowly.
5..6..7..8
DT reaches one knee.
9..
Both men are completly standing. They begin to exchange right hands, but Smash gets the upper hand with a Poke to the eye. Smash goes to whip DT into the turnbuckle, but DT reverses. Smash colides with the buckle back first. DT gives him a few kicks before lifting him to the top rope. He looks for a Superplex, but Smash pushes him off. DT lands hard on his back. Smash then turns around, looking for a Moonsault, but DT kicks Rat into the ropes, causing Smash to rack on the top turnbuckle. DT then walks over to Smash, still racked backwards on the turnbuckle, and lifts him up. He pulls the legs from underneath and hits the Final Judgement!!!! The crowd begins chanting.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT"
Tommy :: That's gotta be it right there!
Dust :: That's gotta be it!
DT goes to cover Smash, but Rat Bastard breaks it up! He begins stomping DT while Smash regains awareness and heads out of the ring for a chair. Rat sees this and turns his back. He begins to whistle and look around at the crowd. Obviously giving Smash the time to attack. Smash dents the chair over DT's head and throws the chair out of the ring. Rat hears the sound of the chair denting and smiles. He "suddenly" turns around and sees Smash covering DT. He counts at an unbeleivable fast speed. 1, 2, 3!
Winner :: Smash
Smash rolls out of the ring as his music hits. Rat smiles and gives DT a kick to the head before rolling out of the ring and heading up the ramp as well
Tommy :: Fair my ass! Rat just screwed Death Trap and I bet Reeshi is loving this!
Dust :: Rat didnt screw him! He was provoked!
Tommy :: Well, regardless, it's now Smash vs Hardcore Harry in a Battleship Brawl at Supremacy!
Dust :: Kickass!
The opening riffs of "Legacy" by Papa Roach hits the Xtremetron. J.L.'s video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Pheonix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.
Dead president, fuck the president
Mansons strive for power while I work to save my residents
He owns you even though he never told you
Mark of the beast on ya hand now he owns you
Thrown down to the bottom level
Ruled by the fist and the fist is the devil
I medamorphisize and make myself level
We are the future we are right now right now
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Red strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where J.L. now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. J.L. grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two flaming red pyros explode from the stage, while Desyree stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as J.L. struts with all his gold.
I'm taking a stab at the sick, sick, sick
I know what evil is and evil could suck my dick
Like sam hain and god ain't no joke
Ya better watch ya neck cause ya might get choked
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
And I'm a main target cause of what I say
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
You sink we swim we rise you fall we met our fate together
I was here from the start and I'll be here in the end legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy
J.L. then climbs up on the apron, and holds the title in his left hand in his right with the other, so he can hold the rope down for Desyree, as she walks up the stairs and climbs under the ropes into the ring, with J.L. getting in afterward. He climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.
Dust :: This man goes through more name changes then Jennifer Lopez's last name.
The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, lazer pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and throug it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceay and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.
Tommy :: Well the X*Crown Champion is in there already, no here's the XHF Champion. No titles on the line, this one is personal
Dust :: And there is only one way to settle this personal dilemna...
Tommy :: Inside a steel cage!
Dust :: Exactly
Steel Cage Match
J.L vs Reeshi
The two stand in the middle of the ring, the cage begins to lower around them. The outside official slides into the ring and takes Reeshi's title belt back out as they await the cage. The cage lowers and the crew quickly begins to fasten it to the turnbuckles making sure it's firm, the referee comes over and locks the cage door, the two are now locked inside, no turning back now. Reeshi and J.L each take steps forward and meet in the middle of the ring, eye to eye, nose to nose, toe to toe in the middle of the ring, the solid steel surrounding them and the verbal assault begins. The fans get up, loud murmers begin to stir throughout the arena, many looking forward to this big match right here.
Tommy :: And so are we are in the broadcast booth!
Dust :: Yeah! There is nothing like a cold hard lifeless steel cage to lift the spirits!
J.L strikes first giving Reeshi a shove, and Reeshi retaliates with one of his own. J.L comes through with a hard right, Reeshi throws one back at him and the two begin trading punches in the middle of the ring. Back and forth they go with rights and lefts until Reeshi finally breaks it up with a knee to the gut. He connects with a second one and then some quick and furious rights, knocking J.L back into the ropes. Reeshi sends him into the far ropes with an irish whip and tries for a boot to the head but it's ducked under. J.L continues running into the ropes and as Reeshi turns around, he comes back with a diving clothesline, knocking the champion off his feet. Both men get back up and J.L charges into the ropes again. This time he slides through the legs of Reeshi and as Reeshi turns around, connects with a stuff clothesline. Reeshi stumbles back into the ropes and J.L charges but this time Reeshi avoids the impact, ducking and sending J.L into the air with a back body drop. J.L strikes the side of the cage, back first and falls between the ropes and the cage, seemingly landing on the back of his neck.
Dust :: Holy Crap! What a hardcore manuever!
Tommy :: Reeshi certainly knows what he's doing in this kind of environment
Reeshi picks up J.L and drags him back through the middle rope. A stiff right sends J.L back into the mat. He's quick to roll over and slowly begins to climb right back up. Reeshi backs him up into the corner and begins to drive his shoulders right into the gut of the X*Crown Champion. He succeeds about three or four times but J.L avoids contact on the last one, leaping up onto the turnbuckle and flipping over Reeshi, a sunset flip. Reeshi simply rolls through, both right back up and Reeshi is quick to strike back, attempting to steam roll J.L with a clothesline but J.L ducks the attempt. Reeshi turns to another dropkick, again nicely executed. J.L sees the XHF Champion staggering and leaps onto the middle turnbuckle burnbuckle behind him and comes off with a bulldog!
Tommy :: And now J.L is starting to mount some offense!
Dust :: It wasnt easy for JL though...
Reeshi hits the mat and turns over onto his back, J.L is immediately on him and throwing punches rapidly towards Reeshi. Reeshi's taking the blows from J.L until J.L gets off and begins stomping away. He grabs Reeshi by the back of the head and drags him to his feet. Looking out to the fans, or so we thought because that's when J.L runs forward, Reeshi coming along behind him and tosses Reeshi head first up against the side of the cage! Reeshi staggers back and J.L moves to his right, doing it to that side and again, until he hits all the sides. The XHF Champion appears to be busted open slightly across the forehead as J.L tries for a fifth time. The fifth time, Reeshi again strikes the side of the cage but this time when he staggers back, out of desperation, he takes down J.L with an overhead belly to belly suplex!
Dust :: Reeshi proving why he's the champion of the XHF!
Tommy :: I just wouldn't have thought he'd be the one to get busted open
Dust :: Nobody busts open the Reesh-meister
Both men are down and both begin to climb to their feet at about the same time. Back to square one we go as they begin trading punches in the middle of the ring, J.L going pound for pound with Reeshi until Reeshi starts to block a few of his punches. J.L is sent staggering back and Reeshi sets up J.L for a pump handle. Reeshi picks up J.L and slams him down hard to the mat! But Reeshi is down as well, still feeling the affects of the steel. He's still the first one up though and picks Diamond up the rest of the way. He picks him up onto his shoulders and like a human javolin drives J.L head first into the steel! He turns around and does the same to the other side of the cage before dropping J.L to the mat. He takes a moment but then is quick to near down beside J.L and drive the right hands into the forehead of J.L trying to expose it and in fact does. If it wasn't the steel that did it, Reeshi's fist did, J.L has been busted open as well now.
Tommy :: There we go, this is more like the Reeshi we've been seeing. The XHF Champion is back on his gameplan now
Dust :: Finally some blood... Now this is what gets the kiddies excited
Reeshi gets up off of J.L and stares down at the lifelessness before him. He feels it's enough and begins to slowly climb the side of the cage. J.L begins to stir as well now. Reeshi is abut to climb over the top of the cage when Diamond reaches up from the middle turnbuckle and grabs the foot of Reeshi. It's just enough to slow him down to get onto the top turnbuckle where he throws some right hands into the ribs of Reeshi, knocking him back down onto the top turnbuckle. Reeshi tries to fight him off with some right hands but J.L bounces the side of Reeshi's head off the side of the cage! Reeshi is beginning to lose balance with just one foot on the turnbuckle and one hand clutching the cage. He gets his footing back and throws another right hand towards J.L but J.L leans back and avoids contact. Reeshi falls forward and J.L grabs hold. Standing on the top turnbuckle, J.L comes off with a superplex to Reeshi!!
Dust :: JL is playing it great tonight!
Both men are down, looking up the lights when J.L rolls over onto his stomach and begins to crawl towards the cage door. Refere is quick to remove the chain and holds the door open waiting for J.L. J.L continues to crawl towards the cage door, and has his hand on the ring apron when Reeshi grabs the foot of J.L! He pulls him back into the middle of the ring area and both climb to their feet. Reeshi picks J.L up onto his shoulders looks like he's going for the Oreeshinator. J.L slides down, grabbing Reeshi from behind, the Sharp Edge!
Tommy :: He's just gotta leave the cage now
Dustin :: He an do it!!
J.L is up but as he was getting up, the fans rose to their feet as Gravedigger came running down the ramp. The cage door still unlocked and Gravedigger shoves the referee aside, steel chair in hand. J.L turns around and Gravedigger strikes him over the head with the chair! Gravedigger stands over J.L mouthing something to him, he's blaming J.L for jumping him as the masked man against Rat Bastard a week ago! Gravedigger slams the chair down and exits, now it's Reeshi slowly but surely, sliding and crawling his way towards the door! Reeshi's almost there when somehow, the blood trickling down his head even moreso now after the chair shot, J.L grabs hold of the leg of Reeshi. Reeshi tries kicking him away with his other foot but J.L grabs hold of that one as well. He climbs to his feet and pulls Reeshi up with him. He picks him up onto his shoulders and drops him down to the mat with the maximum effect!
Tommy :: Gravedigger just attacked J.L but look how well he rebounded! He's pulling out all the stops tonight!
Dust :: J.L. just doesnt want to give up!
Reeshi's down and this time, looks to be out, arms and legs spread as J.L slowly crawls towards the turnbuckle. He gets there and then begins to climb up the side of the cage. He's to the top and begins to climb over when Reeshi, standing on top of the turnbuckles clubs him in the back. J.L tries to bring his other foot over but Reeshi has hold of the tights and J.L can't get any further! He's sitting on top of the cage, back to the ring and Reeshi has a hold of the tights. Reeshi lifts his feet up and turns them so the heel digs into the side of the cage and then does to the same to the other. He lets go of the tights of J.L and begins to hook the arms from where he is. The fans rush to their feet, they know what's coming. Reeshi suddenly leans forward, heels of his boots escaping the cage and he brings J.L down from the top of the cage with the Highway to Hell!!!
Dust :: OH MY GOD!!!
Tommy :: Did you see that! Was that real or am I imagining things?
Dust :: Im suprised he didnt kill him upon impact!
J.L is folded up like an accordian in the middle of the ring, Reeshi laying underneath him, both men are down. Reeshi shoves J.L off of him and begins to climb to his feet. Unsure of what direction to take he looks around a moment and suddenly the man in the black suit and ski mask comes running down the ramp. He lunges at the side of the cage and clings to it, hurridly climbing up the side. Reeshi tho sees him coming and snatches up the steel chair. He begins to climb the turnbuckle. The masked mystery man leans over the top of the cage to crawl in but Reeshi cracks the chair over the back of the head of the man and leaves him leaning over the tope of the cage! Reeshi goes to reach out and take the man's mask off but he falls back, from the top of the cage to the floor!
Tommy :: Damnit! I wanted to see who it was!
Dust :: Forget the masked man, Tom! Reeshi could win it here!
Tommy :: But it's about damn time this masked man showed himself! It's been how many weeks this guy has stuck his nose in Reeshi and Gravediggers business! Show your face damnit!
Reeshi stands in the middle of the ring, looking down at the masked man on the outside and motions to the crowd that he's going to take the mask off. He begins to walk towards the door when J.L spins him around, a kick to the gut, going for the pump handle and slams him down to the mat, adding a little tilt-a-whirl-spin to it! J.L gets up and looks confident in clearing Death Trap's name, he motions he's gonna take the mask off. He starts walking for the door but stops and stares seemingly in shock. The camera turns to see a second masked mystery man run down the ramp and help the other up. Together they run to the back, back up the ramp the way they came. J.L is looking on in confusion while Reeshi is on the mat, head up, watching it all as well. Neither man knows what is going on!
Tommy :: What the he...there's two of them?
Dust :: This masked person thing is getting even more interesting by the minute...
Reeshi is up, and now so is J.L, the blood dripping from their foreheads still, as they continue to stare up the ramp. Reeshi is looking on in disbelief still when J.L blindsides him, diving towards him. Reeshi stumbles back but J.L catches him and leans him up against the ropes, driving his shoulders into the stomach area of Reeshi, sending him back, right up against the cage wall. He does this about three our four times before he steps back. J.L chargers looking to spear Reeshi right into the side of the cage but Reeshi avoids the impact and J.L goes head first through the middle rope and into the cage wall! He staggers back to receive a boot to the midsection, the Coral Reesh, it's over! Reeshi haking his head, getting rid of the cobwebs and crawls for the door, falling out head first, landing on his back on the outside, Reeshi was won it!
Winner :: Reeshi
Dust :: REESHI! REESHI! REESHI!
Tommy :: And we have a winner! Reeshi comes out on top!
The referee leans down to the fallen Reeshi and raises his hand in the air, draping the title across his chest. Both men a bloodied mess after a hellacious battle, and the masked mystery man confusion continues! The camera pans around to both men, and zooms out with the camera flashing, the lights reflecting off the steel cage giving it a bit of a shine as the camera moves focuss onto the screen where it has lit up in the parking lot.
Suddenly the doors of the arena burst open and the two masked mystery man come running out. Unsure of what is following them, they rush into a waiting limo as it takes off. Of course, being a limo it's slow to take off and the camera turns to see Gravedigger the one running after them and with a baseball bat in hand. He smashes the back window of the limo, then the one where the men went into, the one in front of that and then continues to run alongside the limo until it speeds off. Gravedigger slams down the bat in frustration as the camera gets a closeup of Gravedigger's face, standing still in the parking lot.
Dust :: These masked men have a debt with Gravedigger and Reeshi... How long can these two withstand the attacks?
Tommy :: Looks like Reeshi and Gravedigger have finally had enough. The one gets clocked with a steel chair from Reeshi and then Gravedigger snaps on him as well as second man that we saw for the first time tonight and chase them out of the building! Sooner or later things are gonna blow right up in this entire situation and we're going to see who these people are!
Dust :: Bye Mom!
Pyro goes off the air