Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 31, 2017 9:19:13 GMT -5
The camera opens up showing a door that reads Anarchy Inc. Slowly a hand knocks on the door. After a few seconds Death Trap answers it with a shocked look on his face. A familar voice can be heard as the camera begins to pan back to reveal Aaron Alexander....
Aaron :"Can i come in?"
DT moves out of the way and Aaron steps inside, noding a hello to JL....
Aaron :"Look you guys, i know i haven't been around. I tore a muscle in my calf and it has kept me out of action for over a month now. Hell i am still not ready to return to action. But i couldn't stand on the side lines any more. I couldn't just stand on watching as Anarcy Inc begins a battle against that turn coat Jamer Mueller. I couldn't wait for the doctors to
clear me when one of the men that i trust like a brother is about to go out there and fight for the biggest prize in this company"
Aaron looks at the 2 men dead in there eyes....
Aaron :"I want you guys to know that even though i am in no condition to be here, and even if my calf isn't fully healed yet, I still have your guys back. I am still Anarcy Inc to the heart."
Aaron sticks his hand out as the 3 men shake. Scene fades.
Tommy: You know Ish, just this past Saturday night we had the huge alumni game and the first NHL regular season game to be played outdoors. It was in Edmonton, 60, 000 people outdoors, it was quite the spectacle. They stuck around through the -30 degree weather. There is one thing bigger...The XHF. This spectacle is Devastation. We're outside in Taylor Field, it's -10, I got my jacket, my tuque, let's get this show underway!
Ishnari: And the day after that 80,000 people were in the Austrailian stadium that held the Rugby Union World Cup Final watching my team England beat the Aussies on their home soil with a drop goal in extra time, but fuck that Supremacy's coming up this week!
Tommy: This is my first big event commentating for you, Supremacy my first PPV, it's nice to be doing it at home in Canada. We appreciate you for letting us come here, and thank-you to the viewers at home. You can feel the electricity in here tonight, Death Trap and Reeshi not just in the same building, but the same ring tonight! You said it Ish, this is going to be huge!
Ishnari: Supremacy isn't seen as the biggest event on the XHF calendar, but this card is HOT. On with the show!
"Praise by Sevendust plays as Magnus walks out to the ramp. Red and Silver pyros pour from the top sides of the Xtremetron as he walks down. He gets into the ring and flashes the rock n' Roll hand sign to the crowd as he stands on the turnbuckle*
Ishnari: First impressions last longest. Let's see if this guy can make a good one here in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The Xtremetron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The Xtremetron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Tommy: There's a storm a brewin'
Magnus vs. The Hurricane
Magnus starts by giving the cut throat taunt to Hurricane. Hurricane strikes a hurripose. Magnus charges and goes for a clothesline but Hurricane ducks and hits a neck breaker. Magnus sits up and rolls to his knees as Hurricane charges across the ring and plants a foot on his chest and hits a SHINING WIZARD!!
Ishnari: sorry to kick of the show with my usual droll pedanticism but, I'd say that was more of a shining enziguri than the wizard he calls it.
Tommy: I wonder if he's just trying to keep up with the latest Harry Potter fad
Ishnari: If Potter was as cool as the Hurricane then maybe I'd take up reading again
Hurricane goes to the middle rope and poses saying that was easy. Magnus slowly stands. Hurricane tries for an Overcast but Magnus catches him with his original ECF finisher the sambo suplex. Hurricane bounces up but is holding his neck. Magnus charges hitting a clothesline. Hurricane stands into another . . . another . . . and a fourth. Magnus goes up top and taunts with the rock and roll sign. The crowd boos and he flips them off. Hurricane stands and leaps to the middle rope and springs up with a dropkick knocking Magnus off the top rope. Both men are down. Hurricane grabs the ropes and pulls up as Magnus springs to his feet. Hurricane walks right into . . . a MAGNUM FORCE! 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Magnus smiles as he can dish out more pain. He yells out Cruiser Killer to the fans who boo.
Tommy: Well, he did say that he was going to pick apart the Junior Heavyweights, I guess he's calling himself the Cruiser Killer
Ishnari: I would complain about his choice of wording but junior heavyweight killer doesn't quite have that ring. This guy can hit a sweet sambo suplex.
Magnus picks up Hurricane but Hurricane hits a jaw crusher. He shoves Magnus to the ropes and sends a flurry of chops. He hits a climbing kick and a somersault kick. He sets Magnus on the top and calls out for the end! He goes up and locks in a headlock going for Super Ultimate Hurricane Cutter! Magnus sees his move being used against him and turns red with rage. He shoves Hurricane down to the mat and starts yelling at him.
Magnus: BITCH! Want to use MY MOVES huh? Well see how you like it!
He picks up Hurricane and hits the Eye of the Magnum-cane . . . he pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . foot on the ropes. Magnus laughs and yells for another Hurrimove! Hurricane stands right into a Magnum Hurrislam! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
Winner:: Magnus
Ishnari: Ouch! I sure as hell wouldn't want the guy using MY moves if I was facing him. I mean, my moves hurt!
Tommy: You've moves woulda kept somebody down the first time
Ishnari: Heh, you've just scored some bonus points Tommy
Backstage MBB is shown entering the locker room with his gym back, he places it down on the bench and opens it up. All other superstars in the room run away ready to barf. MBB steps back looking disgusted. "Ah man, what smells like piss?" The camera zooms in to see his gym bag, with his attire and everything inside, full of urine! MBB dumps it all out, not wanting to touch it when from the side pocket drops one of Zce's signature sunglasses! Inside Shadow Dragon's locker room, he returns and goes to grab his title, hanging from a hook on the side wall and it's been spraypainted across the front. In big black spraypaint there is an "$" across the front of it
Those scenes disappear and we now see Platinum walking down the halls, and bumps into Ace.
Platinum :: man, they knows we hate each other, and they knows MBB and SD aint gettin along, but man, I know somebody who gon hatchu too.
Ace :: Really? Because I know somebody who is going to hate you too.
Both :: And it's all because of me.
Both men look puzzled
Ace :: What'd you do!
Platinum :: Wait a minute man, what you do?
Ace :: I asked you first.
Platinum :: What I do, you gon like this. I had a bin, full of piss that I set up in the hotels for people to use the past few days. I was savin it for you man, but when MBB's bag was sitting there, I just couldn't resist. I dumped that shit in his bag and then to top it off, along the side, dropped in a pair of your sunglasses to make him think it was you. That target on yo forehead Sunday, just got a little bigger man.
Ace :: Oh really, aint that fancy because, yours too. That title that Shadow Dragon has been so proud of since winning, it's been...tampered with. I spraypainted a nice big dollar sign on it, in some nicely made blackspray paint. He's after your ass now.
The two give each other a stare before both walk forward, past the other and continue down the hall.
Ishnari: They're certainly not shy of telling the world that they're assholes
Tommy: What is that smell? I think I'm smelling that urine all the way out here!
Ishnari I'd look down before you start pointing the finger like that.
'Crashing' by Unloco hits the P.A. system. A light blue haze fills the air as the arena goes dark. Zero walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the fans, then continues down the ramp. He slaps some hands, then slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles while the rest explode in light blue pyro. He then jumps off and waits for his opponent.
Tommy: Well, it's a little colder then zero out here today, I wonder if zero can handle the heat. And I say heat, because if Zero wins, we're seeing an inferno match at Supremacy
Ishnari: Talking of the tempurature around here I got myself a special edition CoolCloak the other day to help me cope with the weather. I'm gonna see if I can get it out to xhfshopzone because I know there'll be demand for it.
The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.
Tommy: He's left the Flock. What does that do for the Tag Titles? This isn't about the tag titles, it's about the European. Will we see an Inferno or an I Quit this Sunday
Ishnari: Personally, I'm rooting for an I Quit, but of course inferno has its fans.
Winner picks stipulation for Supremacy
The Xtreme Warrior vs. Zero
Zero starts it with a grapple. XW pulls him in and hits a headbutt. He fires three quick punches to the face of Zero. Zero blocks the fourth and hits a kick to the gut. He hits an arm drag takeover. XW sweeps out his legs. Both men stand. XW sends Zero off the ropes then drops to the floor, Zero steps over him. On the return XW leapfrogs Zero then again only backwards on the next and on the fourth return hits a knife edge chop sending Zero down.
Tommy: I believe they used to call that the Snuka Special, quite useless today
Ishnari: Don't knock the chop man. People have been crippled when hit in the neck by karate experts before. It's all about how you use it.
Zero stands up a little shocked at the move. XW takes advantage locking in a sleeper hold. Zero fights it. The ref checks him but Zero still fights. He sends elbows to the gut of XW and kicks backwards knocking away his left leg. XW falls holding his shin. Zero cracks his knuckles and neck then moves in for the kill. He locks in a fujiwara arm bar. XW falls to the mat and uses his other hand to hit Zero but Zero keeps it on. Zero shifts and tries to fight as XW starts to break free. He slides over and grabs the ropes for leverage. XW falls in pain then the ref sees and breaks the hold. XW rolls out of the ring and stands holding his arm. Zero smiles and charges looking for the suicide dive but XW sidesteps and adds momentum with a shove as Zero lands back first against the barricade. XW laughs and rolls in and then out of the ring restarting the count. He grabs Zero and bounces his head off the steel steps. 1 . . . 2 . . . he tries a whip but Zero uses XWs injured arm to hurt him and reverse it sending XW into the barricade. 3 . . . 4 . . .5 he charges and spears him into the wall. Zero then rolls into the ring. XW slowly stands. 6 . . . 7 . . . He moves to the ring and rolls in then out as Zero tries a stomp. XW leaps onto the apron and Zero goes to hit him but instead receives a shoulder to the gut and a flipping neck breaker. XW rolls over and pushes himself up.
Ishnari: I like this match. One guy in command and the other need to bring the fight. One is full of confidence and the other is digging into survival instincts - the workings of a great match.
Tommy: Eventually those survival instincts are going to have to start paying off
Ishnari: Or we could see a whooping.
Zero tries to get up but is locked in a front headlock. Zero fights. The ref asks if he quits. Instead he pushes up, flips over XW breaking the hold, yanks out his leg and locks in a Gangster Stretch torturing the left arm and leg as well as the back. XW is in extreme pain. He fights to reverse but cant. He looks ready to tap but in a last gasp dives and gets the ropes. Zero breaks the hold and goes up top. He hits a split legged moonsault. XW quickly rolls away. Both men are down but Zero is up quick. He tries for a running leg drop but XW moves. The count begins. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . Zero pushes up on his hands. 4 . . . XW rolls over. 5 . . . He pulls up on the ropes. 6 . . . Both men are up and Zero charges. XW sidesteps into a German Suplex. He stands as Zero tries to get up. He goes for the Cold and Ugly but Zero drops off and hits a spinebuster.
Ishnari: Zero lost some points going for that split legged - Xtreme Warrior was hurting and on the mat. Rolling was about the ONLY thing he could do, so it should come as no surprise that it was exactly what he did.
Both men are down again. This time at 5 XW is up and at 6 Zero. XW goes for a running hurricanrana but Zero catches him and hits the Zero Degrees Powerbomb for the 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
Winner: Zero
Tommy: Zero wins it! An inferno match it is!
Ishnari: Darn and fiddlesticks!
Tommy: I used to play the fiddle...
Ishnari: Then stick it!
the camera fades in on Rat sitting in the dressing room, franticaly he grabs his cell phone and begins pushing numbers, after a few seconds he begins to speak....
Rat :"Prodi, Man i need a partner for tonight......Ohh i see......Ya Babysitting is an important job......Thanks for nothing buddy."
Rat slams the phone shut and jumps up muttering to himself as he storms out of the locker room.
Rat :"God damn Congo makeing me find a partner....There has to be some one around here."
Rat turns a cornwe and see Mini-Bong-Hoe looking up Torrie Wilsons dress, Mini looks at Rat and smiles as Rat again storms off running into a stage hand knocking him down.....
Rat :"Watch it punk bitch......."
the stage hand jumps up and dusts himself off.
Rat :"Hey, you ever wrestled before?"
The stage hand shakes his head no.
Stagehand :"I have to go hang these lights up."
Rat rolls his eyes and begins digging into his pocket for change.
Rat :"Fuck this shit, looks like its just gonna be me kicking those to faggots asses tonight. Now to get me a coke for some of my rum......where the hell is that vending machine...."
Rat turns a corner and a huge smile comes over his face. The camera pans back to reveal Stevo nealing down with his arm half way up the soda machines drop chute trying to grab a soda......
Rat :"Hey Stevo! Old buddy old pal!"
Stevo :"Need soda! Need Soda!"
Rat walks up to the machine and kicks it, causeing a few cans to fall out. Stevo grabs one and opens it chugging away.
Rat :"HEY NOW, SLOW DOWN BIG FELLA!"
Stevo :"Its so damn good!"
Rat puts his hand on Stevo's shoulder.
Rat :"Slow down or you'll get a cramp before OUR big match tonight against Ishnari and Rage."
Stevo looks puzzled.
Stevo :"I have a match tonight?"
Rat smiles again and begins pulling Stevo up as the two walk away.....
Rat :"Yea yea you sure do, Congo just sent me here to tell you about it."
Tommy: Looks like Rat got himself a partner for tonight. He's taking on Rage and my partner Ishnari. Good luck to you tonight...you're match is next, go get changed!
Ishnari: Heh, wth Stevo and Rage being as useless as they are this match is just going to be just between me and Rat.*puts on limited editiobn thermal CoolCloak and leaves*
Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building..
"Gotta make this money and I make this money,
This money is me this money is everything I do and see,
Who you to judge me,
Just let me be and let me breathe,
I see this whole world headin for damn nation and I'm ready to leave,
I can't believe, this whole world twisted me..
You fuckin' biggots, you fakes, you wannabe's,
I see the future, and it's lookin grim..
A lake of fire lookin like a long trip..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the classic chorus of "Fist Of Rage" by Kid Rock hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adue, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, & wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd infront of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the now Blond-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
Tommy: It's Rage's return match!
Decoy: And I can't wait for it!
Tommy: Ah! When did you get here?
Decoy: I came down as Ish left
Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play, and Ishnari emerges once the track steps up a gear. When the ring announcer calls out his name, Ishnari raises a single arm as he walks down the ramp while being showered from both sides with water and streamers. He travels straight into the centre of the ring and allows the referee to check his person for foreign objects.
Tommy: And there's Ishnari, he wants this commissioner spot bad!
Decoy: I wanna be commish
Tommy: Well, you can't
Decoy: Why not?
Tommy: Because there's already a match this Sunday for that spot and you're not in it
Decoy: Oh...
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causeing a stobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud stobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges, Psyko Stevo behind him. They make their way down the ramp as the stobe lights ignite around him, makeing their walk look like slow motion. When they reach the apron they climb in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.
Decoy: Hey! I know that guy! Rumour has it his name is Rat Bastard
Tommy: *shakes his head* very good. And the man beside him is Pysko Stevo
Rage and Ishnari vs Rat and Psyko Stevo
Rat and Ishnari are ready to go inside the ring while Stevo and Rage move to their corners. Rat and Ishnari lock up in the middle of the ring, Ishnari turns it around it into a sideheadlock. Rat strikes hard with an elbow into the rib area and a second to release the grip of Ishnari. Rat runs into the ropes and comes off with a shoulder block to Ishnari, taking him off his feet. Ishnari jumps right back up but a right hand from Rat, sends him stumbling back into the corner. Once there, Ishnari tries to pull himself out of the corner but Rat is quick to trap him in with a few shoulders to the sternum! Rat stands straight up and sizes up Ishnari and connects with a few elbows to the head this time, wearing out Ishnari.
Tommy: Rat setting the pace early
Rat steps out of the corner, grabbing the arm of Ishnari and sending him across into the far corner, following up with a huge clothesline, Ishnari stumbles out of the corner and falls face first to the mat. Rat grabs Ishnari by the back of the head and picks him up the rest of the way, sending him into the ropes. When Ishnari comes back, Rat is waiting for him and scoops him up, slamming him down with a sidewalk slam! Rat leans back with a hook of the leg, 1...2..Ishnari kicks out! Rat sits up and picks up Ishnari leaning him up against the ropes. He tries to for a hard overhand chop across the chest but Ishnari takes off, darting for the far ropes. When Rat turns around, he finds himself tasting and Ishnariat!
Decoy: Who gives their moves crazy names now-a-days anyway.
Tommy: In the Way ring a bell to you?
Decoy: I'm not in the way! I'm sitting in my chair and you're sitting in yours!
Rat and Ishnari are both down, Ishnari hurridly moving towards his corner and makes the tag to Rage. Rat looking to make the tag to Stevo but Rage cuts him off with an elbow to the back of the head! Rage gets up and drops another across the back of the head of Rat, keeping him grounded on the mat. He sits Rat up and applies a sleeper variation, leaning back down on the mat, keeping the hold applied. Rat has his shoulders pinned to the mat, 1,2, he gets the shoulder up, but Rage still has the hold applied. Finally Rage lets go of the hold, applying a few stomps to Rat! Rage picks up Rat and sends him into the ropes, greeting him with a big boot upon his arrival!
Decoy: Trust me...that hurts
Rat sits right back up and spits in the face of Rage, only angering him further. Rage strikes with another kick to the forehead of Rat, knocking him right back down but Rat rolls over and begins to get up once again but Rage drops a knee. Rat stumbles back and shakes it off but is still up to his feet. He stumbles back into the ropes where Rage sends him over with a clothesline! Ishnari jumps down and moves across to the side of the ring but Stevo has jumped down as well and Ish doesn't make a move. Ishnari and Stevo exchange words before the referee steps down by Rat and orders both back into their corner and then tells Rat to get back into the ring.
Tommy: Ishnari would be pleased that the referee is keeping control and laying down the law!
Rat slides back in and gets greeted with some boots from Rage but manages to climb to his feet anyway. Rage tries firing a right hand but it's blocked and Rat connects with one of his own, and then another, and then a third. Rage tries one last time but this time Rat turns it right into the Rat Trap! Rage has been dragged to the mat and Rat has the Rat Trap locked in! Rage is scrambling about with his arms reaching for the ropes. Ishnari screaming at him to get of out. Rage doesn't seem to manage getting there and Ishnari is cheering him on from the sidelines. Rage is able to pull himself just a bit further and grabs hold of the ropes forcing Rat to break the hold. He doesn't at first and that prompts the referee's involvement. He steps in and holds Rat back giving Rage time to get to his feet. The referee steps away and Rat moves back in only receive a boot the midsection. Rage picks him up onto his shoulders, TKO!
Decoy: I tasted that move a few times...this match is over
Rage and Rat are both down and the referee begins his ten count. At four Rat begins to slowly crawl towards his corner to tag in Stevo. As he does, Congo comes walking down the ramp! He reaches the ring and begins screaming at Stevo. "What are you doing? you're not a wreslter" are the words he is repeating. Referee's count is at six and Rage is moving to tag in Ishnari. Rat is almost to Stevo but Congo must have said something because Stevo is convinced to jump down from the apron! Stevo exits with Congo back up the ramp and to the back, Rat is left all alone with Rage and Ishnari!
Tommy: What just happened! What is Stevo's relation with Congo! And why did he leave Rat all alone!
The referee's count is at nine when Rage makes the tag and Ishnari enters the ring. Ishnari comes up behind Rat, pulls him off, turns him around KFC! KFC is locked in by Ishnari and Rat is left all alone to fend for himself! After keeping the hold locked on for quite some time, Rat uses his last ounce of energy to snatch the ropes! Ishnari releases the hold and is forced back by the referee. When the referee steps aside Ishnari steps in and realizes Rat has been drained of energy. He goes for the cover. 1...2...Rat gets his foot on the ropes! Ishnari sits up to his knees, looking slightly frustrated as he picks Rat up by the hair and pulls him to his feet with him. Ishnari can't stay on him and Rat surprises him with a right hand! A few more rights sends Ishnari staggering back. Suddenly Rage comes from behind and gives Rat and forearm to the back of the head! Rat falls into Ishnari, knocking him out of the ring. On his stomach he falls and Rage goes for the Rings of Rage but Rat fights it off and eventually has the Rat Trap applied!
Tommy: Rats still gonna pull this off!
Decoy: Wow...he's good. Too bad I coloured him brown in all my XHF colouring books
Rage holds on for as long as he can but can't hold on much longer, he taps out! The referee doesn't call for the bell though, Rage is not the legal man! Rage is tapping on the mat when Ishnari steps in and comes up grabs Rat, turns him around, the KFC gets locked in again and this time he's got it locked in in the middle of the ring, Rat can't hold on any longer and passes out. Referee raises his arm and it drops three times, it's over.
Winners: Ishnari and Rage
Tommy: Ishnari wins it with the KFC!
Decoy: Bye!
Backstage we go again where Platinum and Ace run into one another in the concession area, appearing to get something to eat. (I guess they weren't interesting in the food supplied for them downstairs) The fans up there are all cheering about wildly for both men when suddenly they simontaneously duck down a ladder flying through the air in their direction. It hits the concession place, destroying everything back there and topples to the floor behind the counter. Platinum and Ace raise their heads and Platinum ducks again, Shadow Dragon came charging with the Junior Heavyweight Title. The camera zooms out enough to see it was MBB that tossed the ladder. The four are now all standing in a square, Platinum and MBB beside one another, facing Ace and Shadow Dragon, also beside one another, but are spread out enough where contact can't be made. The four begin to echange words and begin to move forward, seemingly ready to strike but the extra security that had been hired tonight to keep the masked men out arrive to pull them apart and send them back down stairs where they should be leaving the fans at the concessions booing relantlessly, they wanted to see some action!
Tommy: I wanted to see some action there too guys, too bad they weren't suppose to be up there or we might have! Welcome back to the table Ishnari and congrats on the win!
The opening riffs of "Legacy" by Papa Roach hits the Xtremetron. J.L.'s video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Pheonix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.
Dead president, fuck the president
Mansons strive for power while I work to save my residents
He owns you even though he never told you
Mark of the beast on ya hand now he owns you
Thrown down to the bottom level
Ruled by the fist and the fist is the devil
I medamorphisize and make myself level
We are the future we are right now right now
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Red strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where J.L. now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. J.L. grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two flaming red pyros explode from the stage, while a ring attendant stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as J.L. struts with all his gold.
I'm taking a stab at the sick, sick, sick
I know what evil is and evil could suck my dick
Like sam hain and god ain't no joke
Ya better watch ya neck cause ya might get choked
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
And I'm a main target cause of what I say
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
You sink we swim we rise you fall we met our fate together
I was here from the start and I'll be here in the end legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy
J.L. then climbs up on the apron and ducks into the ring. Then he climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.
Ishnari: What do you think of this new JL persona that we are seeing Tom?
Tommy: I like it. I think it's the missing ingrediant to give him quite the run with that X*Crown Championship
Ishnari: I like it too.In fact, I'd be very interested with the prospect of working with him sometime in the future
The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.
Tommy: Here comes the rest of Anarchy Inc. Aaron Alexander said he'd have their back tonight. We'll see when it's all over
Ishnari: Do you trust him?
Tommy: I don't know the guy
Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then Proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before geting down.
Ishnari: Has Gravedigger ever been in a Bured Alive Match?
Tommy: Not here I don't think. Although I'd find it humerous if he did
Ishnari: It's be great if he was, and even better if he lost!
The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, lazer pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and throug it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceay and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.
Tommy: And here's the XHF Champion. He and GD had some conversation with one another. Neither wants to partner with the other, but they both want their hands on Anarchy Inc. Can they co-exist?
Ishnari: *flips a coin* No.
Reeshi and Gravedigger vs. J.L. and Death Trap
The match starts with DT and GD in the ring. They pace around once staring at each other, until Reeshi swats at DT as he passes by. GD and DT lock up in the middle of the ring. GD pulls DT down into an arm drag and locks in an arm bar. DT quickly scurries to the ropes with his legs. GD breaks the hold at three and both men get up to standing position. They go for a lock up again, but midway through, DT goes for a kick to the gut. Then DT gives a forearm to the back of GD. DT pulls GD by the head to his corner and tags in JL. DT holds GDs arm up so that JL can get a good shot into GDs ribs. JL picks up GD and gives him a strong clothesline. He then pulls GD to the middle of the ring and grabs a leg trying to turn over into a single leg crab. With his free leg, GD kicks JL in the shin. JL now hunched over, GD gives a stiff kick to JLs face. Now with both legs free, GD catches JL with a drop toe hold while still on the ground.
Ishnari: What a jolly good scrap!
GD gets up and makes the quick tag to Reeshi. Reeshi kicks JL while hes down. Then Reeshi picks JL up and delivers a clothesline. DT runs into the ring, but Reeshi sees him coming and hits a standing sidekick. DT goes down and rolls out of the ring. Reeshi starts to go after him, but JL comes from behind and hits a double axe handle on Reeshis back. JL then grabs Reeshi and delivers a German suplex. JL holds on and rolls through, then grabs Reeshis ankle and applies an ankle lock. Reeshi goes for the ropes, but as he does, DT distracts the ref, letting JL keep the hold on longer. But as he distracts the ref, GD comes in and kicks JL in the spine. He then drags Reeshi over to their corner. DT gets back up on the apron to tag in. As he does Reeshi tags in GD. DT takes a swing at GD, but GD ducks and as DT turns around, he gets put into the Overdrive. GD makes the cover, 12JL makes the save.
Tommy: So far, Reeshi and Gravedigger working very well as a team
Ishnari: Aw, but when I flipped the coin it was heads for no. Don't even think of goig against the word of the Queen
JL picks up GD and delivers the Sharp Edge. JL goes back to the apron and both men are down. DT slowly rolls over and makes the cover. 12Reeshi makes the save. Reeshi delivers the Pain Killer to DT. JL runs in and tackles Reeshi. JL starts punching, but Reeshi rolls over and starts punching JL back. DT gets up and kicks Reeshi. Reeshi rolls out of the ring. DT quickly tags in JL who comes right back in the ring, so that he can follow Reeshi to the outside. Theyre brawling on the outside, the referee tries to talk them back into the ring. As hes distracted, JL gets up, he turns around and is about to get planted with the Sky High, but JL reverses it by delivering a dropkick. He then stalks GD, and sets him up for and delivers the legacy.
Tommy: A counter into his own move. Guys have mastered that around here it seems
Ishnari: You can't deny that it's a handy skill to have.
Tommy: Well, I could, but I'd be wrong
Ishnari: Being wrong's never stoppe you in the past
As this is going on, Reeshi and DT are now fighting in the crowd, the ref still trying to get order between these two. Reeshi is trying to go for a piledriver, but he is reversed by DT and gets backdroped onto the concrete. DT then locks in the Trap. Meanwhile, back at the ring, JL still has the ankle lock locked in. Suddenly, from the side of the audience opposite from DT, Reeshi, and the ref, James Mueller hops the barricade, chair in hand. He gets up on the apron and looks at JL pointing to the chair. JL drops GDs leg and walks over to Mueller. Mueller then takes a swing, but JL ducks and grabs the chair.
Tommy: JL's got a chair and Mueller has been involved, where's the referee!
JL is about to hit Mueller, but Mueller hits a shoulder block into JLs stomach. Mueller gets in the ring, and grabs the chair. But as he does someone runs down the aisle and slides in the ring. Its Aaron Alexander. He stops Mueller, telling him not to attack JL. JL now stands up and Mueller reluctantly gives Aaron the chair. They start to walk toward the ropes, but then Aaron turns around and whacks JL over the head with the chair. JL is now out cold on the canvas.
Tommy: What the hell! Aaron Alexander said he had their back, and now he's turned on them!
Ishanri: Hell yeah the Queen never lies! She's a nice lady too y'know.
Tommy: Really? I don't think I've ever met her
Ishnari: Good thing too. She wouldn't like you.
Alexander and Mueller quickly leave the ring and duck below the apron. GD is now getting up, he turns around and sees JL out cold. He looks around, not seeing anyone, and then decides to take advantage and put JL in the Breaking Point. At this moment, Reeshi and DT are fighting back over the rail toward the ring. The ref jumps over the rail and notices GD and JL in the ring. He slides in, sees that JL is out, and raises JLs hands. Once, twice, thrice! The ref calls for the bell as JL is out.
Winners by knock out: Gravedigger and Reeshi
Tommy: Somehow, someway, Reeshi and Gravedigger have escaped with a win!
Ishnari: Not only a win but a win via knock out - the second tonight! A sign of the fantastic wrestling we have seen on this show, and a sign of what to come on Sunday.
Gravedigger falls to the mat as well, he's exhausted. Death Trap breaks away from Reeshi and is screaming at Aaron and James, who begin to make their decent up the ramp. From behind comes Reeshi jumping Death Trap, JL and Gravedigger get up at about the same time and JL clotheslines him over the top and to the outside, he joins him out there. AA and Mueller have their backs towards the Xtreme Tron, watching J.L and DT as they walk up. James Mueller begins to make it to the stage, and then Mr. X comes out! James bumps right into Mr. X, and then he turns around. Mr. X hits a thunderous right hand on James! James is almost sent on his back, and then Mr. X grabs him by the throat. James kicks Mr. X in the leg, and then punches him in the jaw. Mr. X punches back with an uppercut, and James is sent to the ramp. Aaron rushes to help but gets clotheslined by Mr. X. James stumbles and then climbs off the side of the ramp, and tries to make his way backstage. James turns back to the stage, and then Mr. X jumps off with a huge flying clothesline!! James is leveled out on the ground, and Mr. X just adjusts his glove. Mr. X grabs James by his throat, and then drags him towards the back through a curtain. Aaron picks himself up, and then leaves through the curtain.
Tommy: Mr. X avenging Mueller for the midget attack on Gastro!
JL has Gravedigger down against the barricade by the time keepers table and strikes him across the back with a steel chair. Death Trap tosses Reeshi shoulder first into the ring steps! Backstage, Mr X throws James into a door, and the door breaks off the hinges and James is sent into an cafeteria for the workers. James begins to crawl towards the buffet, as Mr. X follows. James turns to Mr. X, and then smears some mustard on Mr. X's face! Mr. X stalls, and tries to whip the mustard from his eyes. James hits a low blow with a kick, and then grabs the cover of a turkey dish. He smacks Mr. X over the head with the turkey cover. Mr. X is on one knee, and James smacks him again. Mr. X is down on both knees. James grabs the glass cover of a pot roaster thing. He goes to break it over Mr. X's head, but Mr. X blocks it away, and then punches James in the gut. He punches him again, and the whips him into a clothesline. Mr. X grabs the turkey, and rips apart the anus of the giant roasted turkey. He then puts the turkey over James' head! James waves his arms about, and attempts to take off the turkey.
Ishnari: Wooo! some hardcore that I actually like!
Tommy: He's eating out the turkey!
Ishnari: Now James Mueller knows the pain of going through cold turkey!
Reeshi's up back at ringside and is control of Death Trap now, has him up on the shoulder and drives him head first into the steel ringpost! Mr. X grabs James, and then throws him over the buffet table, hitting coleslaw and mashed potatoes. Mr. X throws stuff over towards James, as James begins to crawl away. Mr. X then flips the table over on top of James! James lets out a yell, but still has the turkey over his head. Mr. X drags James out from the wreckage, and plants him on his shoulders, getting ready for the X'ed Out! Aaron Alexander rushes in and takes out Mr. X from behind! James falls on top of Mr. X, and then stumbles off screen. James grabs two chairs, and tosses Aaron a chair. They smack the chairs on the ground, as Mr. X sits up. He then picks himself up. SMACK! A double chair shot to the head by James and Aaron! Mr. X falls on his face. Suddenly the screen is split three ways, on the right side is a few security guards getting in the way of Death Trap and Reeshi, exchanging words then zooms in on Reeshi who is raising his XHF Title in his left hand, pointing to it with his right. In the middle is JL standing over a fallen Gravedigger, raising two of his titles in the air and on the left. Aaron and James raise the hand in which the chair is in, signifiying their victory as they slam they slam the chairs down, releasing them from their grip and onto the back of Mr.X.
Tommy: Is this the scenes we will see on Sunday!
Ishnari: Ishnari: The queen says yes!
Devastation Fades.
Aaron :"Can i come in?"
DT moves out of the way and Aaron steps inside, noding a hello to JL....
Aaron :"Look you guys, i know i haven't been around. I tore a muscle in my calf and it has kept me out of action for over a month now. Hell i am still not ready to return to action. But i couldn't stand on the side lines any more. I couldn't just stand on watching as Anarcy Inc begins a battle against that turn coat Jamer Mueller. I couldn't wait for the doctors to
clear me when one of the men that i trust like a brother is about to go out there and fight for the biggest prize in this company"
Aaron looks at the 2 men dead in there eyes....
Aaron :"I want you guys to know that even though i am in no condition to be here, and even if my calf isn't fully healed yet, I still have your guys back. I am still Anarcy Inc to the heart."
Aaron sticks his hand out as the 3 men shake. Scene fades.
Tommy: You know Ish, just this past Saturday night we had the huge alumni game and the first NHL regular season game to be played outdoors. It was in Edmonton, 60, 000 people outdoors, it was quite the spectacle. They stuck around through the -30 degree weather. There is one thing bigger...The XHF. This spectacle is Devastation. We're outside in Taylor Field, it's -10, I got my jacket, my tuque, let's get this show underway!
Ishnari: And the day after that 80,000 people were in the Austrailian stadium that held the Rugby Union World Cup Final watching my team England beat the Aussies on their home soil with a drop goal in extra time, but fuck that Supremacy's coming up this week!
Tommy: This is my first big event commentating for you, Supremacy my first PPV, it's nice to be doing it at home in Canada. We appreciate you for letting us come here, and thank-you to the viewers at home. You can feel the electricity in here tonight, Death Trap and Reeshi not just in the same building, but the same ring tonight! You said it Ish, this is going to be huge!
Ishnari: Supremacy isn't seen as the biggest event on the XHF calendar, but this card is HOT. On with the show!
"Praise by Sevendust plays as Magnus walks out to the ramp. Red and Silver pyros pour from the top sides of the Xtremetron as he walks down. He gets into the ring and flashes the rock n' Roll hand sign to the crowd as he stands on the turnbuckle*
Ishnari: First impressions last longest. Let's see if this guy can make a good one here in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation.
*The lights in the arena dim. Everything goes black. Then the green glow kicks in and the Hurricane symbol with the H inside appears and starts spinning on the ramp and in the ring. The Xtremetron shows the symbol standing still and then the music starts.
"STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through!"
Eye of the Hurricane hits as Hurricane steps out and puts his hands on his hips and looks up into the stands as his cape billows behind him. The Xtremetron now shows Hurricane flying and giving a thumbs up then gliding behind Earth. Hurricane walks out to the front of the ramp and brings his arm in front of his face making his cape come across and cover from his mouth down as he bends his knees and gives his classic Hurripose. He walks up to the stands on the right side of the ring and puts his second mask on a small child. He enters the ring and gives the Hurripose again. He takes off his cape and flips it to the timekeeper and climbs the rope and looks around the crowd. He leaps down to the center of the ring, ready for anything with his Hurripowers working. The lights brighten*
Tommy: There's a storm a brewin'
Magnus vs. The Hurricane
Magnus starts by giving the cut throat taunt to Hurricane. Hurricane strikes a hurripose. Magnus charges and goes for a clothesline but Hurricane ducks and hits a neck breaker. Magnus sits up and rolls to his knees as Hurricane charges across the ring and plants a foot on his chest and hits a SHINING WIZARD!!
Ishnari: sorry to kick of the show with my usual droll pedanticism but, I'd say that was more of a shining enziguri than the wizard he calls it.
Tommy: I wonder if he's just trying to keep up with the latest Harry Potter fad
Ishnari: If Potter was as cool as the Hurricane then maybe I'd take up reading again
Hurricane goes to the middle rope and poses saying that was easy. Magnus slowly stands. Hurricane tries for an Overcast but Magnus catches him with his original ECF finisher the sambo suplex. Hurricane bounces up but is holding his neck. Magnus charges hitting a clothesline. Hurricane stands into another . . . another . . . and a fourth. Magnus goes up top and taunts with the rock and roll sign. The crowd boos and he flips them off. Hurricane stands and leaps to the middle rope and springs up with a dropkick knocking Magnus off the top rope. Both men are down. Hurricane grabs the ropes and pulls up as Magnus springs to his feet. Hurricane walks right into . . . a MAGNUM FORCE! 1 . . . 2 . . . kick out. Magnus smiles as he can dish out more pain. He yells out Cruiser Killer to the fans who boo.
Tommy: Well, he did say that he was going to pick apart the Junior Heavyweights, I guess he's calling himself the Cruiser Killer
Ishnari: I would complain about his choice of wording but junior heavyweight killer doesn't quite have that ring. This guy can hit a sweet sambo suplex.
Magnus picks up Hurricane but Hurricane hits a jaw crusher. He shoves Magnus to the ropes and sends a flurry of chops. He hits a climbing kick and a somersault kick. He sets Magnus on the top and calls out for the end! He goes up and locks in a headlock going for Super Ultimate Hurricane Cutter! Magnus sees his move being used against him and turns red with rage. He shoves Hurricane down to the mat and starts yelling at him.
Magnus: BITCH! Want to use MY MOVES huh? Well see how you like it!
He picks up Hurricane and hits the Eye of the Magnum-cane . . . he pins. 1 . . . 2 . . . foot on the ropes. Magnus laughs and yells for another Hurrimove! Hurricane stands right into a Magnum Hurrislam! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
Winner:: Magnus
Ishnari: Ouch! I sure as hell wouldn't want the guy using MY moves if I was facing him. I mean, my moves hurt!
Tommy: You've moves woulda kept somebody down the first time
Ishnari: Heh, you've just scored some bonus points Tommy
Backstage MBB is shown entering the locker room with his gym back, he places it down on the bench and opens it up. All other superstars in the room run away ready to barf. MBB steps back looking disgusted. "Ah man, what smells like piss?" The camera zooms in to see his gym bag, with his attire and everything inside, full of urine! MBB dumps it all out, not wanting to touch it when from the side pocket drops one of Zce's signature sunglasses! Inside Shadow Dragon's locker room, he returns and goes to grab his title, hanging from a hook on the side wall and it's been spraypainted across the front. In big black spraypaint there is an "$" across the front of it
Those scenes disappear and we now see Platinum walking down the halls, and bumps into Ace.
Platinum :: man, they knows we hate each other, and they knows MBB and SD aint gettin along, but man, I know somebody who gon hatchu too.
Ace :: Really? Because I know somebody who is going to hate you too.
Both :: And it's all because of me.
Both men look puzzled
Ace :: What'd you do!
Platinum :: Wait a minute man, what you do?
Ace :: I asked you first.
Platinum :: What I do, you gon like this. I had a bin, full of piss that I set up in the hotels for people to use the past few days. I was savin it for you man, but when MBB's bag was sitting there, I just couldn't resist. I dumped that shit in his bag and then to top it off, along the side, dropped in a pair of your sunglasses to make him think it was you. That target on yo forehead Sunday, just got a little bigger man.
Ace :: Oh really, aint that fancy because, yours too. That title that Shadow Dragon has been so proud of since winning, it's been...tampered with. I spraypainted a nice big dollar sign on it, in some nicely made blackspray paint. He's after your ass now.
The two give each other a stare before both walk forward, past the other and continue down the hall.
Ishnari: They're certainly not shy of telling the world that they're assholes
Tommy: What is that smell? I think I'm smelling that urine all the way out here!
Ishnari I'd look down before you start pointing the finger like that.
'Crashing' by Unloco hits the P.A. system. A light blue haze fills the air as the arena goes dark. Zero walks through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around at the fans, then continues down the ramp. He slaps some hands, then slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He climbs one of the turnbuckles while the rest explode in light blue pyro. He then jumps off and waits for his opponent.
Tommy: Well, it's a little colder then zero out here today, I wonder if zero can handle the heat. And I say heat, because if Zero wins, we're seeing an inferno match at Supremacy
Ishnari: Talking of the tempurature around here I got myself a special edition CoolCloak the other day to help me cope with the weather. I'm gonna see if I can get it out to xhfshopzone because I know there'll be demand for it.
The beginning of Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson slowly echos through the arena, and green and blue lights fill the top of the ramp. After about 10 second the guitar kicks in, and The Xtreme Warrior jogs through the curtains, his clothes and body paint glowing in the light. He starts to jog and dance on the spot, touching the floor with his hands almost crawling, half the crowd cheering wildly to the entrance as the other half boo at his heelish attitude. The Xtreme Warrior then burst into a slow run, and makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on the way down. Tourniquet by Marilyn Manson still playing loudly.
Take your hatred out on me
make your victim my head
you never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet
The Xtreme Warrior quickly slides in the ring, where he jumps up a turnbuckle and brings his arms up in the air. He stays there for a couple of seconds, and then jumps down and runs to the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring, where he taunts the crowd again. He then jumps down, and starts to stretch at some ropes, and waits for the match to begin.
Tommy: He's left the Flock. What does that do for the Tag Titles? This isn't about the tag titles, it's about the European. Will we see an Inferno or an I Quit this Sunday
Ishnari: Personally, I'm rooting for an I Quit, but of course inferno has its fans.
Winner picks stipulation for Supremacy
The Xtreme Warrior vs. Zero
Zero starts it with a grapple. XW pulls him in and hits a headbutt. He fires three quick punches to the face of Zero. Zero blocks the fourth and hits a kick to the gut. He hits an arm drag takeover. XW sweeps out his legs. Both men stand. XW sends Zero off the ropes then drops to the floor, Zero steps over him. On the return XW leapfrogs Zero then again only backwards on the next and on the fourth return hits a knife edge chop sending Zero down.
Tommy: I believe they used to call that the Snuka Special, quite useless today
Ishnari: Don't knock the chop man. People have been crippled when hit in the neck by karate experts before. It's all about how you use it.
Zero stands up a little shocked at the move. XW takes advantage locking in a sleeper hold. Zero fights it. The ref checks him but Zero still fights. He sends elbows to the gut of XW and kicks backwards knocking away his left leg. XW falls holding his shin. Zero cracks his knuckles and neck then moves in for the kill. He locks in a fujiwara arm bar. XW falls to the mat and uses his other hand to hit Zero but Zero keeps it on. Zero shifts and tries to fight as XW starts to break free. He slides over and grabs the ropes for leverage. XW falls in pain then the ref sees and breaks the hold. XW rolls out of the ring and stands holding his arm. Zero smiles and charges looking for the suicide dive but XW sidesteps and adds momentum with a shove as Zero lands back first against the barricade. XW laughs and rolls in and then out of the ring restarting the count. He grabs Zero and bounces his head off the steel steps. 1 . . . 2 . . . he tries a whip but Zero uses XWs injured arm to hurt him and reverse it sending XW into the barricade. 3 . . . 4 . . .5 he charges and spears him into the wall. Zero then rolls into the ring. XW slowly stands. 6 . . . 7 . . . He moves to the ring and rolls in then out as Zero tries a stomp. XW leaps onto the apron and Zero goes to hit him but instead receives a shoulder to the gut and a flipping neck breaker. XW rolls over and pushes himself up.
Ishnari: I like this match. One guy in command and the other need to bring the fight. One is full of confidence and the other is digging into survival instincts - the workings of a great match.
Tommy: Eventually those survival instincts are going to have to start paying off
Ishnari: Or we could see a whooping.
Zero tries to get up but is locked in a front headlock. Zero fights. The ref asks if he quits. Instead he pushes up, flips over XW breaking the hold, yanks out his leg and locks in a Gangster Stretch torturing the left arm and leg as well as the back. XW is in extreme pain. He fights to reverse but cant. He looks ready to tap but in a last gasp dives and gets the ropes. Zero breaks the hold and goes up top. He hits a split legged moonsault. XW quickly rolls away. Both men are down but Zero is up quick. He tries for a running leg drop but XW moves. The count begins. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . Zero pushes up on his hands. 4 . . . XW rolls over. 5 . . . He pulls up on the ropes. 6 . . . Both men are up and Zero charges. XW sidesteps into a German Suplex. He stands as Zero tries to get up. He goes for the Cold and Ugly but Zero drops off and hits a spinebuster.
Ishnari: Zero lost some points going for that split legged - Xtreme Warrior was hurting and on the mat. Rolling was about the ONLY thing he could do, so it should come as no surprise that it was exactly what he did.
Both men are down again. This time at 5 XW is up and at 6 Zero. XW goes for a running hurricanrana but Zero catches him and hits the Zero Degrees Powerbomb for the 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
Winner: Zero
Tommy: Zero wins it! An inferno match it is!
Ishnari: Darn and fiddlesticks!
Tommy: I used to play the fiddle...
Ishnari: Then stick it!
the camera fades in on Rat sitting in the dressing room, franticaly he grabs his cell phone and begins pushing numbers, after a few seconds he begins to speak....
Rat :"Prodi, Man i need a partner for tonight......Ohh i see......Ya Babysitting is an important job......Thanks for nothing buddy."
Rat slams the phone shut and jumps up muttering to himself as he storms out of the locker room.
Rat :"God damn Congo makeing me find a partner....There has to be some one around here."
Rat turns a cornwe and see Mini-Bong-Hoe looking up Torrie Wilsons dress, Mini looks at Rat and smiles as Rat again storms off running into a stage hand knocking him down.....
Rat :"Watch it punk bitch......."
the stage hand jumps up and dusts himself off.
Rat :"Hey, you ever wrestled before?"
The stage hand shakes his head no.
Stagehand :"I have to go hang these lights up."
Rat rolls his eyes and begins digging into his pocket for change.
Rat :"Fuck this shit, looks like its just gonna be me kicking those to faggots asses tonight. Now to get me a coke for some of my rum......where the hell is that vending machine...."
Rat turns a corner and a huge smile comes over his face. The camera pans back to reveal Stevo nealing down with his arm half way up the soda machines drop chute trying to grab a soda......
Rat :"Hey Stevo! Old buddy old pal!"
Stevo :"Need soda! Need Soda!"
Rat walks up to the machine and kicks it, causeing a few cans to fall out. Stevo grabs one and opens it chugging away.
Rat :"HEY NOW, SLOW DOWN BIG FELLA!"
Stevo :"Its so damn good!"
Rat puts his hand on Stevo's shoulder.
Rat :"Slow down or you'll get a cramp before OUR big match tonight against Ishnari and Rage."
Stevo looks puzzled.
Stevo :"I have a match tonight?"
Rat smiles again and begins pulling Stevo up as the two walk away.....
Rat :"Yea yea you sure do, Congo just sent me here to tell you about it."
Tommy: Looks like Rat got himself a partner for tonight. He's taking on Rage and my partner Ishnari. Good luck to you tonight...you're match is next, go get changed!
Ishnari: Heh, wth Stevo and Rage being as useless as they are this match is just going to be just between me and Rat.*puts on limited editiobn thermal CoolCloak and leaves*
Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as then momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron. Mere moments later, the screen turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building..
"Gotta make this money and I make this money,
This money is me this money is everything I do and see,
Who you to judge me,
Just let me be and let me breathe,
I see this whole world headin for damn nation and I'm ready to leave,
I can't believe, this whole world twisted me..
You fuckin' biggots, you fakes, you wannabe's,
I see the future, and it's lookin grim..
A lake of fire lookin like a long trip..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the classic chorus of "Fist Of Rage" by Kid Rock hits the PA! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adue, the sadistic figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, & wife Torrie Wilson step out onto the top of the stage! Following this, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Thereafter, both finally reach the the ring area where once climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off to the crowd infront of the nearest ropes, while simultaneously the now Blond-Headed Behemoth sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, the 3-time Ultimate Champ is quick to indeed now help his always-stunning wife from the ring itself, before then turning his fierce eyes upward toward the curtain as he cautiously awaits the emergence of his opposition...
Tommy: It's Rage's return match!
Decoy: And I can't wait for it!
Tommy: Ah! When did you get here?
Decoy: I came down as Ish left
Jamiroquais Journey to Arnhemland starts to play, and Ishnari emerges once the track steps up a gear. When the ring announcer calls out his name, Ishnari raises a single arm as he walks down the ramp while being showered from both sides with water and streamers. He travels straight into the centre of the ring and allows the referee to check his person for foreign objects.
Tommy: And there's Ishnari, he wants this commissioner spot bad!
Decoy: I wanna be commish
Tommy: Well, you can't
Decoy: Why not?
Tommy: Because there's already a match this Sunday for that spot and you're not in it
Decoy: Oh...
Suddenly the arena is plunged into total darkness and the begging of Marylin Manson This Is the New Shit hits the P.A. system. The Xtreme Tron goes from black to static and back to black, causeing a stobe effect upon the crowd. When the music gets loud stobe lights explode there bright lights upon the crowd as the top of the entrance ramp begins glowing in a deep red. Slowly the curtain opens and Rat Bastard emerges, Psyko Stevo behind him. They make their way down the ramp as the stobe lights ignite around him, makeing their walk look like slow motion. When they reach the apron they climb in as the dark red glow comes from above the ring now as Rat glares out at the fans.
Decoy: Hey! I know that guy! Rumour has it his name is Rat Bastard
Tommy: *shakes his head* very good. And the man beside him is Pysko Stevo
Rage and Ishnari vs Rat and Psyko Stevo
Rat and Ishnari are ready to go inside the ring while Stevo and Rage move to their corners. Rat and Ishnari lock up in the middle of the ring, Ishnari turns it around it into a sideheadlock. Rat strikes hard with an elbow into the rib area and a second to release the grip of Ishnari. Rat runs into the ropes and comes off with a shoulder block to Ishnari, taking him off his feet. Ishnari jumps right back up but a right hand from Rat, sends him stumbling back into the corner. Once there, Ishnari tries to pull himself out of the corner but Rat is quick to trap him in with a few shoulders to the sternum! Rat stands straight up and sizes up Ishnari and connects with a few elbows to the head this time, wearing out Ishnari.
Tommy: Rat setting the pace early
Rat steps out of the corner, grabbing the arm of Ishnari and sending him across into the far corner, following up with a huge clothesline, Ishnari stumbles out of the corner and falls face first to the mat. Rat grabs Ishnari by the back of the head and picks him up the rest of the way, sending him into the ropes. When Ishnari comes back, Rat is waiting for him and scoops him up, slamming him down with a sidewalk slam! Rat leans back with a hook of the leg, 1...2..Ishnari kicks out! Rat sits up and picks up Ishnari leaning him up against the ropes. He tries to for a hard overhand chop across the chest but Ishnari takes off, darting for the far ropes. When Rat turns around, he finds himself tasting and Ishnariat!
Decoy: Who gives their moves crazy names now-a-days anyway.
Tommy: In the Way ring a bell to you?
Decoy: I'm not in the way! I'm sitting in my chair and you're sitting in yours!
Rat and Ishnari are both down, Ishnari hurridly moving towards his corner and makes the tag to Rage. Rat looking to make the tag to Stevo but Rage cuts him off with an elbow to the back of the head! Rage gets up and drops another across the back of the head of Rat, keeping him grounded on the mat. He sits Rat up and applies a sleeper variation, leaning back down on the mat, keeping the hold applied. Rat has his shoulders pinned to the mat, 1,2, he gets the shoulder up, but Rage still has the hold applied. Finally Rage lets go of the hold, applying a few stomps to Rat! Rage picks up Rat and sends him into the ropes, greeting him with a big boot upon his arrival!
Decoy: Trust me...that hurts
Rat sits right back up and spits in the face of Rage, only angering him further. Rage strikes with another kick to the forehead of Rat, knocking him right back down but Rat rolls over and begins to get up once again but Rage drops a knee. Rat stumbles back and shakes it off but is still up to his feet. He stumbles back into the ropes where Rage sends him over with a clothesline! Ishnari jumps down and moves across to the side of the ring but Stevo has jumped down as well and Ish doesn't make a move. Ishnari and Stevo exchange words before the referee steps down by Rat and orders both back into their corner and then tells Rat to get back into the ring.
Tommy: Ishnari would be pleased that the referee is keeping control and laying down the law!
Rat slides back in and gets greeted with some boots from Rage but manages to climb to his feet anyway. Rage tries firing a right hand but it's blocked and Rat connects with one of his own, and then another, and then a third. Rage tries one last time but this time Rat turns it right into the Rat Trap! Rage has been dragged to the mat and Rat has the Rat Trap locked in! Rage is scrambling about with his arms reaching for the ropes. Ishnari screaming at him to get of out. Rage doesn't seem to manage getting there and Ishnari is cheering him on from the sidelines. Rage is able to pull himself just a bit further and grabs hold of the ropes forcing Rat to break the hold. He doesn't at first and that prompts the referee's involvement. He steps in and holds Rat back giving Rage time to get to his feet. The referee steps away and Rat moves back in only receive a boot the midsection. Rage picks him up onto his shoulders, TKO!
Decoy: I tasted that move a few times...this match is over
Rage and Rat are both down and the referee begins his ten count. At four Rat begins to slowly crawl towards his corner to tag in Stevo. As he does, Congo comes walking down the ramp! He reaches the ring and begins screaming at Stevo. "What are you doing? you're not a wreslter" are the words he is repeating. Referee's count is at six and Rage is moving to tag in Ishnari. Rat is almost to Stevo but Congo must have said something because Stevo is convinced to jump down from the apron! Stevo exits with Congo back up the ramp and to the back, Rat is left all alone with Rage and Ishnari!
Tommy: What just happened! What is Stevo's relation with Congo! And why did he leave Rat all alone!
The referee's count is at nine when Rage makes the tag and Ishnari enters the ring. Ishnari comes up behind Rat, pulls him off, turns him around KFC! KFC is locked in by Ishnari and Rat is left all alone to fend for himself! After keeping the hold locked on for quite some time, Rat uses his last ounce of energy to snatch the ropes! Ishnari releases the hold and is forced back by the referee. When the referee steps aside Ishnari steps in and realizes Rat has been drained of energy. He goes for the cover. 1...2...Rat gets his foot on the ropes! Ishnari sits up to his knees, looking slightly frustrated as he picks Rat up by the hair and pulls him to his feet with him. Ishnari can't stay on him and Rat surprises him with a right hand! A few more rights sends Ishnari staggering back. Suddenly Rage comes from behind and gives Rat and forearm to the back of the head! Rat falls into Ishnari, knocking him out of the ring. On his stomach he falls and Rage goes for the Rings of Rage but Rat fights it off and eventually has the Rat Trap applied!
Tommy: Rats still gonna pull this off!
Decoy: Wow...he's good. Too bad I coloured him brown in all my XHF colouring books
Rage holds on for as long as he can but can't hold on much longer, he taps out! The referee doesn't call for the bell though, Rage is not the legal man! Rage is tapping on the mat when Ishnari steps in and comes up grabs Rat, turns him around, the KFC gets locked in again and this time he's got it locked in in the middle of the ring, Rat can't hold on any longer and passes out. Referee raises his arm and it drops three times, it's over.
Winners: Ishnari and Rage
Tommy: Ishnari wins it with the KFC!
Decoy: Bye!
Backstage we go again where Platinum and Ace run into one another in the concession area, appearing to get something to eat. (I guess they weren't interesting in the food supplied for them downstairs) The fans up there are all cheering about wildly for both men when suddenly they simontaneously duck down a ladder flying through the air in their direction. It hits the concession place, destroying everything back there and topples to the floor behind the counter. Platinum and Ace raise their heads and Platinum ducks again, Shadow Dragon came charging with the Junior Heavyweight Title. The camera zooms out enough to see it was MBB that tossed the ladder. The four are now all standing in a square, Platinum and MBB beside one another, facing Ace and Shadow Dragon, also beside one another, but are spread out enough where contact can't be made. The four begin to echange words and begin to move forward, seemingly ready to strike but the extra security that had been hired tonight to keep the masked men out arrive to pull them apart and send them back down stairs where they should be leaving the fans at the concessions booing relantlessly, they wanted to see some action!
Tommy: I wanted to see some action there too guys, too bad they weren't suppose to be up there or we might have! Welcome back to the table Ishnari and congrats on the win!
The opening riffs of "Legacy" by Papa Roach hits the Xtremetron. J.L.'s video begins playing, showing clips from him nailing Goldberg with a chair, to a clip of him defeating Psyko Stevo and winning the XHF Pheonix Champion, as well as him winning the 8 Man Battle Royal for the X*Crown Championship, along with clips of his title defenses thereafter. It flashes through many shots of himself as the song plays.
Dead president, fuck the president
Mansons strive for power while I work to save my residents
He owns you even though he never told you
Mark of the beast on ya hand now he owns you
Thrown down to the bottom level
Ruled by the fist and the fist is the devil
I medamorphisize and make myself level
We are the future we are right now right now
The video stops, and blackness covers the arena. Red strobes of light begin flashing up and down the ramp, and then begin to circle the crowd. Finally they all come from the crowd, and converge on the entrance way, where J.L. now stands with the RWF World Heavyweight Title and BDDWF Ultimate Title on each shoulder, with the ECF Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with a cocky grin on his face. J.L. grabs the XWA World Heavyweight Title and PCW Primetime Title, and holds them up in the air as two flaming red pyros explode from the stage, while a ring attendant stands there with the ZWEF World Heavyweight Title and the BWF World Heavyweight Title in each hand. They start to walk down to the ring, as J.L. struts with all his gold.
I'm taking a stab at the sick, sick, sick
I know what evil is and evil could suck my dick
Like sam hain and god ain't no joke
Ya better watch ya neck cause ya might get choked
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
And I'm a main target cause of what I say
I'm dodgin arrows from the dark side everyday
You sink we swim we rise you fall we met our fate together
I was here from the start and I'll be here in the end legacy
Legacy, legacy, legacy
J.L. then climbs up on the apron and ducks into the ring. Then he climbs up to the turnbuckle, and raises the two titles in the air again, as his music fades out.
Ishnari: What do you think of this new JL persona that we are seeing Tom?
Tommy: I like it. I think it's the missing ingrediant to give him quite the run with that X*Crown Championship
Ishnari: I like it too.In fact, I'd be very interested with the prospect of working with him sometime in the future
The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo and first verse of "Headstrong" by Trapt blare through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
"Fuck off I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, We're Headstrong! Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and THIS IS NOT . . . WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!"
The tron shows "ANARCHY INC.!" in red and green lettering. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.
Tommy: Here comes the rest of Anarchy Inc. Aaron Alexander said he'd have their back tonight. We'll see when it's all over
Ishnari: Do you trust him?
Tommy: I don't know the guy
Suffocate by Finger Eleven Plays as Gravedigger walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around at the crowd for a few seconds. GD then Proceeds to walk to the ring. Once in the ring GD gets on the nearest turnbuckle and raises one arm, after about a few seconds he gets down. Gd then gets on the opposite Turnbuckle and raises both his arms, after about a few seconds GD lowers both his arms and looks at the crowd before geting down.
Ishnari: Has Gravedigger ever been in a Bured Alive Match?
Tommy: Not here I don't think. Although I'd find it humerous if he did
Ishnari: It's be great if he was, and even better if he lost!
The lights go completely out, many of the fans have lighters, lazer pens, etc and now have them on. Suddenly the screen turns on with a sea of static. The beginning of Burn to Burn by Static-X hits the speakers. The music takes a pause as nothing but a deep, slow voice is heard reciting the beginning of the song.
"Static in sound...
Uncurable
You plant the seed...
You feel the need"
A loud and booming scream is heard as pyro goes off at the top of the ramp, the ball of fire followed by the billowing smoke, first thing to be seen is the shiny XHF Title, and throug it all, out walks Reeshi, revealing that very title over his shoulder. Reeshi is greeted with the boos from the fans, he takes it all in, ignoring every one of them with the exception of one where he stops along the side of the entranceay and taunts the fan. Once down the ramp Reeshi reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He walks to the far side and climbs the turnbuckle, raising both arms, the XHF Title in one hand, into the air, showboating to hate filled fans. Reeshi steps down and stands in the middle of the ring, adjusting the title on his shoulder, giving it a pat here or there, letting everybody know that the title belongs to him.
Tommy: And here's the XHF Champion. He and GD had some conversation with one another. Neither wants to partner with the other, but they both want their hands on Anarchy Inc. Can they co-exist?
Ishnari: *flips a coin* No.
Reeshi and Gravedigger vs. J.L. and Death Trap
The match starts with DT and GD in the ring. They pace around once staring at each other, until Reeshi swats at DT as he passes by. GD and DT lock up in the middle of the ring. GD pulls DT down into an arm drag and locks in an arm bar. DT quickly scurries to the ropes with his legs. GD breaks the hold at three and both men get up to standing position. They go for a lock up again, but midway through, DT goes for a kick to the gut. Then DT gives a forearm to the back of GD. DT pulls GD by the head to his corner and tags in JL. DT holds GDs arm up so that JL can get a good shot into GDs ribs. JL picks up GD and gives him a strong clothesline. He then pulls GD to the middle of the ring and grabs a leg trying to turn over into a single leg crab. With his free leg, GD kicks JL in the shin. JL now hunched over, GD gives a stiff kick to JLs face. Now with both legs free, GD catches JL with a drop toe hold while still on the ground.
Ishnari: What a jolly good scrap!
GD gets up and makes the quick tag to Reeshi. Reeshi kicks JL while hes down. Then Reeshi picks JL up and delivers a clothesline. DT runs into the ring, but Reeshi sees him coming and hits a standing sidekick. DT goes down and rolls out of the ring. Reeshi starts to go after him, but JL comes from behind and hits a double axe handle on Reeshis back. JL then grabs Reeshi and delivers a German suplex. JL holds on and rolls through, then grabs Reeshis ankle and applies an ankle lock. Reeshi goes for the ropes, but as he does, DT distracts the ref, letting JL keep the hold on longer. But as he distracts the ref, GD comes in and kicks JL in the spine. He then drags Reeshi over to their corner. DT gets back up on the apron to tag in. As he does Reeshi tags in GD. DT takes a swing at GD, but GD ducks and as DT turns around, he gets put into the Overdrive. GD makes the cover, 12JL makes the save.
Tommy: So far, Reeshi and Gravedigger working very well as a team
Ishnari: Aw, but when I flipped the coin it was heads for no. Don't even think of goig against the word of the Queen
JL picks up GD and delivers the Sharp Edge. JL goes back to the apron and both men are down. DT slowly rolls over and makes the cover. 12Reeshi makes the save. Reeshi delivers the Pain Killer to DT. JL runs in and tackles Reeshi. JL starts punching, but Reeshi rolls over and starts punching JL back. DT gets up and kicks Reeshi. Reeshi rolls out of the ring. DT quickly tags in JL who comes right back in the ring, so that he can follow Reeshi to the outside. Theyre brawling on the outside, the referee tries to talk them back into the ring. As hes distracted, JL gets up, he turns around and is about to get planted with the Sky High, but JL reverses it by delivering a dropkick. He then stalks GD, and sets him up for and delivers the legacy.
Tommy: A counter into his own move. Guys have mastered that around here it seems
Ishnari: You can't deny that it's a handy skill to have.
Tommy: Well, I could, but I'd be wrong
Ishnari: Being wrong's never stoppe you in the past
As this is going on, Reeshi and DT are now fighting in the crowd, the ref still trying to get order between these two. Reeshi is trying to go for a piledriver, but he is reversed by DT and gets backdroped onto the concrete. DT then locks in the Trap. Meanwhile, back at the ring, JL still has the ankle lock locked in. Suddenly, from the side of the audience opposite from DT, Reeshi, and the ref, James Mueller hops the barricade, chair in hand. He gets up on the apron and looks at JL pointing to the chair. JL drops GDs leg and walks over to Mueller. Mueller then takes a swing, but JL ducks and grabs the chair.
Tommy: JL's got a chair and Mueller has been involved, where's the referee!
JL is about to hit Mueller, but Mueller hits a shoulder block into JLs stomach. Mueller gets in the ring, and grabs the chair. But as he does someone runs down the aisle and slides in the ring. Its Aaron Alexander. He stops Mueller, telling him not to attack JL. JL now stands up and Mueller reluctantly gives Aaron the chair. They start to walk toward the ropes, but then Aaron turns around and whacks JL over the head with the chair. JL is now out cold on the canvas.
Tommy: What the hell! Aaron Alexander said he had their back, and now he's turned on them!
Ishanri: Hell yeah the Queen never lies! She's a nice lady too y'know.
Tommy: Really? I don't think I've ever met her
Ishnari: Good thing too. She wouldn't like you.
Alexander and Mueller quickly leave the ring and duck below the apron. GD is now getting up, he turns around and sees JL out cold. He looks around, not seeing anyone, and then decides to take advantage and put JL in the Breaking Point. At this moment, Reeshi and DT are fighting back over the rail toward the ring. The ref jumps over the rail and notices GD and JL in the ring. He slides in, sees that JL is out, and raises JLs hands. Once, twice, thrice! The ref calls for the bell as JL is out.
Winners by knock out: Gravedigger and Reeshi
Tommy: Somehow, someway, Reeshi and Gravedigger have escaped with a win!
Ishnari: Not only a win but a win via knock out - the second tonight! A sign of the fantastic wrestling we have seen on this show, and a sign of what to come on Sunday.
Gravedigger falls to the mat as well, he's exhausted. Death Trap breaks away from Reeshi and is screaming at Aaron and James, who begin to make their decent up the ramp. From behind comes Reeshi jumping Death Trap, JL and Gravedigger get up at about the same time and JL clotheslines him over the top and to the outside, he joins him out there. AA and Mueller have their backs towards the Xtreme Tron, watching J.L and DT as they walk up. James Mueller begins to make it to the stage, and then Mr. X comes out! James bumps right into Mr. X, and then he turns around. Mr. X hits a thunderous right hand on James! James is almost sent on his back, and then Mr. X grabs him by the throat. James kicks Mr. X in the leg, and then punches him in the jaw. Mr. X punches back with an uppercut, and James is sent to the ramp. Aaron rushes to help but gets clotheslined by Mr. X. James stumbles and then climbs off the side of the ramp, and tries to make his way backstage. James turns back to the stage, and then Mr. X jumps off with a huge flying clothesline!! James is leveled out on the ground, and Mr. X just adjusts his glove. Mr. X grabs James by his throat, and then drags him towards the back through a curtain. Aaron picks himself up, and then leaves through the curtain.
Tommy: Mr. X avenging Mueller for the midget attack on Gastro!
JL has Gravedigger down against the barricade by the time keepers table and strikes him across the back with a steel chair. Death Trap tosses Reeshi shoulder first into the ring steps! Backstage, Mr X throws James into a door, and the door breaks off the hinges and James is sent into an cafeteria for the workers. James begins to crawl towards the buffet, as Mr. X follows. James turns to Mr. X, and then smears some mustard on Mr. X's face! Mr. X stalls, and tries to whip the mustard from his eyes. James hits a low blow with a kick, and then grabs the cover of a turkey dish. He smacks Mr. X over the head with the turkey cover. Mr. X is on one knee, and James smacks him again. Mr. X is down on both knees. James grabs the glass cover of a pot roaster thing. He goes to break it over Mr. X's head, but Mr. X blocks it away, and then punches James in the gut. He punches him again, and the whips him into a clothesline. Mr. X grabs the turkey, and rips apart the anus of the giant roasted turkey. He then puts the turkey over James' head! James waves his arms about, and attempts to take off the turkey.
Ishnari: Wooo! some hardcore that I actually like!
Tommy: He's eating out the turkey!
Ishnari: Now James Mueller knows the pain of going through cold turkey!
Reeshi's up back at ringside and is control of Death Trap now, has him up on the shoulder and drives him head first into the steel ringpost! Mr. X grabs James, and then throws him over the buffet table, hitting coleslaw and mashed potatoes. Mr. X throws stuff over towards James, as James begins to crawl away. Mr. X then flips the table over on top of James! James lets out a yell, but still has the turkey over his head. Mr. X drags James out from the wreckage, and plants him on his shoulders, getting ready for the X'ed Out! Aaron Alexander rushes in and takes out Mr. X from behind! James falls on top of Mr. X, and then stumbles off screen. James grabs two chairs, and tosses Aaron a chair. They smack the chairs on the ground, as Mr. X sits up. He then picks himself up. SMACK! A double chair shot to the head by James and Aaron! Mr. X falls on his face. Suddenly the screen is split three ways, on the right side is a few security guards getting in the way of Death Trap and Reeshi, exchanging words then zooms in on Reeshi who is raising his XHF Title in his left hand, pointing to it with his right. In the middle is JL standing over a fallen Gravedigger, raising two of his titles in the air and on the left. Aaron and James raise the hand in which the chair is in, signifiying their victory as they slam they slam the chairs down, releasing them from their grip and onto the back of Mr.X.
Tommy: Is this the scenes we will see on Sunday!
Ishnari: Ishnari: The queen says yes!
Devastation Fades.