Normal Again (X'ed Out rp)
Nov 22, 2022 8:54:40 GMT -5
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Post by Steve Awesome on Nov 22, 2022 8:54:40 GMT -5
“Weeeeellllllllpppp…..”
*sigh*
“I lost the XCrown Championship…”
“I walked into End of Days and I looked that old twisted son of a bitch Zoran Sainovic in the eye and he beat me and took away my title.”
“I’M-the reason our company no longer has the right to the top spot on the network listing.”
“I’M-the reason why REIGN no longer has the prestige of the crown.”
“I’m man enough to own it.”
“It stings like a mahfk….
…right in the pride region…
“But I still own it.”
“And if anyone has anything to say about that, they can see me inside the ring because let’s go ahead and face facts….”
“Aside from maybe two others, the rest of you have never even come close to hitting that XCrown level. If anything-
*He clears his throat*
“You should be thanking me for attracting a spotlight so big as champion that you all were able to shine. And if you don’t like me saying that, all you gotta do is prove me wrong.”
But the thing is…...
I'm not even mad.
Sure, I lost my title.
Sure, I still have hordes of protesters looking to have me skewered on a rod.
Sure, I’m gonna have to listen to Donzig and his lady clone say the same thing twice this week.
But the good news is
I have Pokémon Violet pre-ordered for midnight release…
I haven’t been impregnated by Nick Cannon…
I'm still sexy, and cool, and the Face of the Franchise baby.
*Somehow you can hear him pop his collar. *
“But Beyond All Else. I got my baby back. Zelda has finally come home…”
We slowly fade into Steve Awesome sitting on his couch watching a show on tv. Zelda Knite comes walking around the corner into the room. Steve smiles in awe as comes toward him. He couldn’t help but look at her and think about how beautiful she was. How happy he was to see her. How sweet and nice and kind she was to their son…
….who was probably there somewhere…Steve didn’t really know at the moment…
…all he knew was that he was so happy to have his sweet and caring girlfriend back.
Zelda approached.
“Give me the remote idiot I want to watch my show.”
Zelda snatched the clicker out of his hands, changed the show he was watching in the middle of it, and plopped down next to him.
He swooned.
“Yeah…everything is pretty much back to normal again…”
Zelda snuggled in next to him and they began to watch a movie together. At that moment Steve noticed an old picture of himself and the Bang Bros sitting nearby on an end table. With the arm not wrapped around Zelda, Steve reached over and set the picture flat on the table. He didn’t want to ruin a good moment with negative vibes.
“Well…almost everything…”
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STEVE AWESOME
FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
“I know what you're expecting.”
We open on the smile and the slow nod from Steve Awesome.
“You're expecting me to tear Donzig a new asshole.”
He nods again.
“I get it. I just lost the XCrown. Most people would be safe in assuming that I’d be focused on getting right back on track and what better way to do that than to make Donny cry like a little girl right before whipping his ass inside the X-men castle?
Steve shrugs.
“But I’m really only going to do one of those things.”
Steve pauses for a moment and then shrugs.
“I mean sure, I could come on here with my smirk and my sassy head shake and talk about how annoying Donzig is. Dude is way too arrogant for how ugly he looks, laughs at his own unfunny jokes, smells like corn chips all the time and completely SUCKS at karaoke.”
He shifts his eyes back and forth.
“Yeah, I know, I could talk about how Donzig and his wife or sister or manager or carbon copy or whatever the hell Sinclair is doesn’t have a chance against the Awesome Bastards. I mean let’s face it….”
Steve sighs and then laughs.
“….I could bring up the fact that Donzig and his crew have been in every wrestling company that has existed and hasn’t won a single relevant thing to brag about except winning the trios titles with a psychopath and a homophobe.”
Steve shakes his head in disbelief and laughs.
“We could go over and analyze the pure odds, the level of suckitude that it entails, it’s like, imagine picking up all three cups at the same time and STILL not finding the ball.”
Steve laughs a bit more and then stops himself and clears his throat.
“But I’m not gonna do that…..you see because the Face of the Franchise is a role model.”
He adjusts his sunglasses and his collar to seem more distinguished.
“And role models don’t punch down.”
He nods his head and runs a palm through his hair.
“See, I actually like Donzig. I think he is a cute, scruffy little underdog just waiting for the day he gets his bone.”
Steve holds up a finger.
“And also, I’m going to be the first to step up and give the old testicle head the props and the credit he deserves.”
“Donzig has done one hell of a job being the ace here in REIGN.”
Steve nods his head.
“It’s true. He has. Donzig was one of the first people to sign with this company when it was brand new and nobody even knew what the hell it was. Donzig stepped up for REIGN in a big way when the crowds were small and it was all a big risk financially.”
Steve pounds his chest where his heart is.
“And for that, Donzig, I’m sure the fans and the mystery people who run this place will always be grateful.”
“But…”
Somehow, a genuine smile transforms into an evil one in front of your eyes.
“Your services are no longer needed.”
Steve pulls off his sunglasses.
“Look at me.”
He uses two two fingers to point at both green eyes.
“I’m the top guy now.”
Steve shrugs and shakes his head before sliding his sunglasses back on.
“Don’t get mad now Donzig, you knew this day would come when the company needs to grow to another level that you are just not able to attain. Yeah, you gave the people something to see, but I’m the one who brings eyes to the product. The Face of the Franchise is best for business.”
“As a token of gratitude, Donzig will get a nice gift basket and a certified fresh bottle of ass whippin courtesy of the Face of the Franchise.”
He nods.
“I’m the top guy now. And Rat Bastard, the nCw World Champ, is my partner in crime. And together we will walk into the Hatley Castle and usher out the era of Donzig with a brash fury. I’m going to climb that ladder and I’m going to take that Big Top Plate. Then after that, I’m going to continue to take plates until I take my spot as the one true REIGN king.”
Steve flashes that confident smirk.
“And it all starts at X-Ed Out. And trust me Donzig, and his partner Sinclair,
who according to my extensive research,
Is clearly some type of pastry created by the devil,
will be X-Ed Out forever. There will be no hissing or spitting or lame empty threats that can save you because I'm focused, titleless, and I'm skipping thanksgiving, so when I show up on the thirtieth you know damn well I’ll be hungry for a plate!”
He rubs his stomach and licks his lips.
“And just so you know Don…
He pulls off his sunglasses again.
“I was serious before. Great job on keeping this ship afloat during the rough waters.”
He smirks.
“But now it’s time for the pros to step in.”
He crotch chops.
“Suck it Scourge.
Fade out on his laughter.