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Post by Venom 🕷 on Dec 7, 2022 21:29:53 GMT -5
The following is a special announcement from the desk of GUNS head Booker Magnus. Please stand by for this huge announcement.
The screen changes to an image of Goldbear II for a solid minute before cutting back to show Magnus standing behind the podium. Magnus: Hello. Thank you all for coming for this announcement so huge you’ll forget Zoran is even X*Crown Champion.
Magnus pauses and looks down at his notes before continuing.
Magnus: GUNS has had some amazing X*Crown Champions over the seasons. Rob Arnold first brought us the Crown, followed by the young star El Rey, and of course Zoran…twice… but I have for one night only topped the X*Crown.
Magnus shuffles the papers in front of him before continuing.
Magnus: We will host a match featuring a title that’s history goes much further back than the X*Crown. This match will far outshine any match Zoran books.
Magnus taps the desk softly.
Magnus: The team of true Class, Off the Wagon, will take on Tilted Cartridges for the XHF Tag Team Championships of the WOOOOOOOOOORLD in a Holiday Hijinx match. That is all, no questions.
Flashbulbs go off and the press in attendance start screaming questions, but Magnus exits without answering anything. He is stopped by someone off screen.Magnus: What? What do you mean Off the Wagon aren't champs? They're OUR champs. Top of the Class? Who? Oh Death Trap? I fricking hate that guy. Fine!! Top of the Class v. Tilted Cartridges. Whatever it's still better than Zoran.
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mosler
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Post by mosler on Dec 12, 2022 1:14:35 GMT -5
Backstage at the BANG Brawl, a certain one armed CURRENT X*Crown champion is icing his crotch, while paramedics give the back of his head a LOT of stitches.
*Spurt*
Blood gushes out like a faucet as the paramedic removes a hunk of glass from the scalp. Oh. DEER. GOD. The Jägermeister logo is still intact. A bottle inserted into his skull by Kris Quake. The Final Boss sees red.
Zoran Sainovic: After Steve beat me... a lot of folks saw zat as a sign of weakness. A window... an opportunity to chance fate, and tease zis Dragon. Like ze beast didn't still have claws, fangs, and a track record for charlbroiling fools out of existence.
I hoped my End of Days run would silence ze teases... but apparently some folks don't have ze basic survival instincts zat Dodo's were born with, and only respond to violence.
Magnus has it bad for Off Ze Wagon? Merry Christmas Mag.
At Raison D'etre 3 Night 2, Randy will be shown ze error of his ways.
BUT at GUNS Boxing Day?
Kris "Triple" Quake?
Congratulations!
I'm giving you a shot at ze X*Crown.
Let's hope your million low blows didn't deaden my one weakness, because I gotta say Kris... you're FUCKED.
Enjoy ze show, Magnus.
The Final Boss throws the remaining piece of bottle at the back wall.
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