Post by La Familia Price on Dec 21, 2022 14:52:21 GMT -5
We open back on Spike’s Ireland home, this time post D&D game where we find PRICE and Spike hanging out on the porch enjoying their version of a nightcap with both Dylan and Jesse making their leave for the night.
Spike: Well, that went better than expected.
PRICE: Hrm
Spike: What? I think all 3 of you showed great team work.
PRICE: I don't trust him.
Spike: Who?
PRICE: Dylan.
Spike: Aw come on, he's not that bad, hell even your daughter tolerates him.
PRICE: That's the fucking issue, is he an Icon? Is he a GUN? Is he E.V.E? His loyalties are all over the place and questionable at best.
Spike: This is true but I think in this fight he can be trusted.
PRICE: You said the same shit about Steve Awesome now look where we are, exactly where I said we would be months ago.
Spike sighs knowing PRICE is, once again, right.
Spike: This is my fault, I put my trust into Steve when I knew better, I should have listened.
PRICE: All of you should have listened, this isn't just on you, he betrayed all of the Bang Brothers. No, this is solely Steve's fault.
Spike: Yeah but now we have to fight our former brothers in arms.
PRICE: We'll, only two of them, Zoran and Harry were never Brothers.
Spike: I can't believe they got Harry to agree to do this match.
PRICE: Harry isn't the one that shocks me, it's Zoran that does. I'm very curious to see what his end game is with all of this.
Spike: We'll have to keep a sharp eye on him, he likes to pull knifes on people.
PRICE: Let him try, and he'll learn first hand why it's not a stereotype that Latino's carry blades, but a cold hard FACT.
Spike: So, this is it? Your last ride with us here on the network?
PRICE: Maybe. I'm sick of the bullshit, the multiman clusterfucks just to entertain Mongo, why is it so difficult to just get a one on one match is beyond me but every damn time we want to try and go for the XHF Tag Titles they go and put is in these cluster fucks. And I get why he does it, he wants to protect those titles from us, the last thing Mongo wants to see is my name etched on the permanent history of the XHF. So fuck it, it's time to branch outside of the XHF tree. Let someone else profit off my name for a while ya know.
Spike: Hate to see you go brother, but it's not like I won't know where to find you.
They share a laugh knowing that Chaos Theory is not coming to end.
PRICE: Sides, my fee is always covered here on the network so if the time comes that you need it, you know I've got ya back. And maybe, just maybe that fat fuck will come to his senses and give us what we have rightfully earned, if that day comes, I'll be here.
Spike: Well if this is to be the end it's a hell of a way to go out, I'll do everything in my power to make sure we leave this match victorious.
They share a bro hug and Spike makes his way back into the house leaving PRICE alone on the porch with his blunt and his thoughts.
Spike: Well, that went better than expected.
PRICE: Hrm
Spike: What? I think all 3 of you showed great team work.
PRICE: I don't trust him.
Spike: Who?
PRICE: Dylan.
Spike: Aw come on, he's not that bad, hell even your daughter tolerates him.
PRICE: That's the fucking issue, is he an Icon? Is he a GUN? Is he E.V.E? His loyalties are all over the place and questionable at best.
Spike: This is true but I think in this fight he can be trusted.
PRICE: You said the same shit about Steve Awesome now look where we are, exactly where I said we would be months ago.
Spike sighs knowing PRICE is, once again, right.
"It's kinda funny this match, this Civil War that will be anything but civil. As it could very well be the OG of Violence's last ride. See, because after this match, win or lose, me personally unless a huge offer comes along, will be done with Mongo, and the XHF Network. I've done everything I could want to do here sans one thing, and if we never get that one on one tag team title match then well, fuck em I've got nothing left to prove here.
It's funny because if this is to be my last match, we will have come full circle you and I Steve Awesome.
For those that do not know their history I'll go over this one last time, way back when me and greasy Steve here both broke into the XHF Federation at the same time, we even had our debut match against each other, where I whopped his ass so bad he noped out for what was it, 6? 7 months? We've been tied to the hip ever since, fighting over girls, fighting over titles, and only once did you get one over on me Steve, the final XHF show as a federation, the reboot doesn't count no one watched that shit, where you beat me for the US Title and I went off to retirement.
Well now I'm back, and I've got 3 like minded individuals beside me ready to destroy anyone that gets in our way.
And you, we'll you've surrounded yourself with yes men and bootlickers.
Really Rat? This is who you wanna hitch your wagon to? And here I thought you were some type of revolutionary but from where I'm standing you just look like another poser. Look at how we got here Rat, Steve can not be trusted, he turned his back on guy's he's know and been close with for DECADES, what do you think he'll do to your sorry ass when it comes time to advance himself over you?
Maybe you'll finally feel like how all those mat rats you've left on the way side have felt.
Used abused and alone.
And as far as the hired help in the Crinkly Bottom Boys we'll, I hope the pay check is worth it. I really do. I've heard this Blobby character isn't human, he doesn't feel pain, and he doesn't bleed.
I'm going to find out first hand if that's true or not. If there is a way to hurt this thing, this Blobby, this walking abortion.
I will find it.
Just remember Steve, this is your fault, what happens at Oh Violent Night you brought upon yourself.
If this is to be my last ride, I'm sure as fuck going out with a BANG! And Imma take your sorry greasy ass with me, bet."
Spike: This is my fault, I put my trust into Steve when I knew better, I should have listened.
PRICE: All of you should have listened, this isn't just on you, he betrayed all of the Bang Brothers. No, this is solely Steve's fault.
Spike: Yeah but now we have to fight our former brothers in arms.
PRICE: We'll, only two of them, Zoran and Harry were never Brothers.
Spike: I can't believe they got Harry to agree to do this match.
PRICE: Harry isn't the one that shocks me, it's Zoran that does. I'm very curious to see what his end game is with all of this.
Spike: We'll have to keep a sharp eye on him, he likes to pull knifes on people.
PRICE: Let him try, and he'll learn first hand why it's not a stereotype that Latino's carry blades, but a cold hard FACT.
"Speaking of history, here's a little know fact. It's because of Hardcore Harry that I am even here in the XHF in the first place.
20 some odd years ago he was making a tour of he Indy's, I think he was trying to work off the ring rust from an injury or some shit, or he just loves fighting, or both. But he happened to show up at a show I was on and I was fascinated by this mountain of a man, the speed, the strength, the chaos, the carnage, the beautiful violence he created, I wanted a piece of that, I wanted in on that action, so I followed him, followed him here to the XHF.
Funny enough though, I don't think we've ever actually crossed paths, so finally, after decades of first meeting each other, we will finally be in the same ring. I for one can not WAIT to see the type of violence and mayhem we can create together. The punishment and pain we will deal out to each other will be next level, and something I've been looking forward to for YEARS.
I just hope you live up to the hype. I hope ring rust isn't an issue, and that you can bring to this match what you're known to bring. Otherwise, it's going to be a very short night for you and your team.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing but the utmost respect for everyone on your team, and that's rare. But it's true.
Mr President, Curtis Kaynon, has always been kind to my kids, even made one an ambassador. And from my understanding we had one hell of a feud over your DDK wig in AXW, but that wasn't me, and you wont catch me slipping this time Curtis, as I am fully aware of what you are capable of doing, and know how to counter each and every single thing you do. We shouldn't be fighting but since we are, respect or not, kindness to my kid aside, this is war my friend, and I don't plan on being a casualty.
That goes for you also EC, hell of a talent this kid, can do things in that ring that we haven't seen since Venom was dominating the tours, but I never did trust you, it's the mask, and the fact that your handler is a god damn liar and fraud. Some of us understand, and even speak Spanish esse, so we know when you're full of shit, which is like 99% of the time, unfortunately for you're client, it's he that is going to have to pay the price for those lies.
And then we have the current? I think he's the current, I really don't follow this stupid X*Crown title, Zoran Sainovic. They call him the final boss, the head honcho, the deadliest man on the network. Pssssh
And I'll be honest, I respect the shit outta you Zoran, I'm a big fan of your methods and ways, I could give two shits about your X*Crown as that's noting but a phallic symbol of Mongo's gluttony. But don't think for a second I FEAR you. I fear no man, final boss or not, and because I respect you so much, I am going to bring a little extra out against you, because I know you wouldn't have it any other way, and neither would I.
But I will warn you of one thing old man. You pull a knife on me you better do more than just stab me, you better slit my neck and make sure you finish me, because if you don't, I wont hesitate to do you in.
This is war boy's, one that we did not start, but one the Four Pillars of Violence will end, when we lay waste to all of you in that double cage where anything can, and will happen. We never asked for this, but we sure as fuck will finish it.
I have spoken."
Spike: So, this is it? Your last ride with us here on the network?
PRICE: Maybe. I'm sick of the bullshit, the multiman clusterfucks just to entertain Mongo, why is it so difficult to just get a one on one match is beyond me but every damn time we want to try and go for the XHF Tag Titles they go and put is in these cluster fucks. And I get why he does it, he wants to protect those titles from us, the last thing Mongo wants to see is my name etched on the permanent history of the XHF. So fuck it, it's time to branch outside of the XHF tree. Let someone else profit off my name for a while ya know.
Spike: Hate to see you go brother, but it's not like I won't know where to find you.
They share a laugh knowing that Chaos Theory is not coming to end.
PRICE: Sides, my fee is always covered here on the network so if the time comes that you need it, you know I've got ya back. And maybe, just maybe that fat fuck will come to his senses and give us what we have rightfully earned, if that day comes, I'll be here.
Spike: Well if this is to be the end it's a hell of a way to go out, I'll do everything in my power to make sure we leave this match victorious.
They share a bro hug and Spike makes his way back into the house leaving PRICE alone on the porch with his blunt and his thoughts.
