Post by Rage and Cage on Jan 1, 2023 14:38:24 GMT -5
Wrestler Info
Team Members: “Woke” Wesley Rage and Nicholas Honest Cage
Team Name: Rage and Cage
Combined Weight: 432 pounds
Alignment: Rage: Antagonist of everyone; Cage: Narcissistic and neutral
Hometown: The Past and The Future
Description: Rage: Jack Quaid circa early to mid 2010s; Cage: Charlie Plummer
Rage wears plain red tights along with red boots. He has the hammer in yellow on his left boot and the sickle in yellow on his right boot. He tapes up his entire left arm and sports pro-worker/left-wing slogans on it. He routinely wears a black gaiter over his nose and mouth.
Rage's Alternate Attire: Shirtless with red jeans (bedazzled with Communist images)
Cage wears UFC tights like Matt Riddle, usually neon colors with an air-brushed Oscar over his crotch in the ring. He wrestles barefoot.
Street Clothes: Whatever Nic Cage wore in one of his movies.
Wrestler's Outlook: Nic’s reality is whatever he wants it to be. He’s great a rolling with the punches and handling doubters. Wes seeks to dominate reality into what he wants it to be: paradise for the worthy. Neither has any issues with cheating or hypocrisy.
Background: Nic is loquacious and loves to tell one and all his stories. He has lived a life that makes Forrest Gump’s look banal. Whenever a celebrity is asked about Nic, they have no idea who he is. Nic insists that this is a prank they're playing.
Nic is the most honest person he’s ever met. He’s enjoyed a 40-plus year acting career and has moved into professional wrestling again. He’s dabbled in wrestling before, but took a break after the Attitude era. He competed in UFC when it was still underground in the 90s.
Nic refuses to wrestle singles matches. He wants to be a tag team champion with his brother, and that’s all he has time for. He is constantly pulled away for acting gigs and working with Elon Musk on the next big thing. He is presently unavailable for any non-tag matches.
You’ll never truly understand a man who has walked with the elites for a semester at Cal-Berkeley and talked to the working-class heroes of Tumblr and Reddit. Wesley is all inclusion and no H8...except for those who oppose these movements, so it’s justified. Capitalists, corporatists, the religious (with some exceptions like Islam), those in rural/flyover areas, right-wingers, centrists, center-leftists, and many more need to be educated or purged so that true social and economic justice may reign.
Because Wesley sees so much injustice in the world, he is quick to anger and is always ready to own the ignorant. Wesley can be unpredictable and violent. As The Simp Superman, he is much more aggressive. He loses the finer points of his character to attack those he dislikes. May even act hypocritically.
Allies: Each other
Entrance Info
Entrance Music: "Nicholas Cage" by Lucas Stadvec or "Feel the Rage of Nicholas Cage" by But, Pyrite. They will alternate between songs. Whatever the match writer prefers.
Entrance Description: “Woke” Wesley Rage and Nicholas Honest Cage walk out to boos. Cage is in his neon UFC-style shorts with an Oscar statue airbrushed over the crotch. Rage is wearing plain red tights along with red boots. He has the hammer in yellow on his left boot and the sickle in yellow on his right boot. His entire left arm is taped up and sports pro-worker/left-wing slogans on it. He is wearing a black gaiter over his nose and mouth. Rage has a serious look in his eyes and marches to the ring while Cage is full of energy. Cage jumps around and hypes up his brother. They roll into the ring, then hop up and hug each other.
In-Ring Info
Wrestling Style: Rage: Brawling (Power, if he has the weight advantage); Cage: Arial
Common Moves: Heel tag wrestling moves like isolating an opponent and keeping them in Rage and Cage’s corner. Rage usually starts the match and tries to wear down their opponents with brawling and power,, then tags in Cage to bring in speed and high-flying.
Trademark Moves: Competing Body Slams. Wesley will get so amped up after bodyslamming his opponent that he will turn around and pick up Nicholas (who tagged in) and body slam him on the opponent. An angry Nic Cage will pop up and body slam Wesley onto the opponent. They will drop simultaneous elbows to the opponent before Wesley is forced out of the ring.
Con Air - After Wesley hits the Sickle (Mudhole stomps on the corner), he tags Nic and drags the opponent out of the corner and holds his legs down. Nic comes off the top rope with a high impact frog splash that hurts him, but hurts his opponent more.
Finisher: Face/Off - Nic hits Two Rogers Don't Make a Right (Canadian Destroyer), then holds his opponent’s legs to keep him up. With the opponent prone, Wesley hits #Resist (bionic forearm).
Leaving Las Vegas - Nic hits Papa's Got a Brand New Bag (Nut kick), then Wesley hits the Fall of Facism (Chokeslam (if opponent under 215 lbs.) or modified Chokeslam (grabbing his opponent's throat with his left hand, kicking the back of his opponent’s left knee to bring him down. Rocking backward, then throwing all his weight and momentum forward to slam his opponent’s neck and head into the mat)).
Handler Info
Your Preferred Name: Nic
Contact Method: Using the board is fine
Email Address: Don’t check it
How did you hear about W:UK? Don
Wrestler Info
Character Name: Wesley Rage
Alias: “Woke” Wesley Rage and The Simp Superman
Age: 22
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 215 pounds
Alignment: Antagonist (finds reasons to hate everyone)
Hometown: The Future
Description: Jack Quaid from the early to mid 2010s.
Rage wears plain red tights along with red boots. He has the hammer in yellow on his left boot and the sickle in yellow on his right boot. He tapes up his entire left arm and sports pro-worker/left-wing slogans on it. He routinely wears a black gaiter over his nose and mouth. His street clothes are a fashionable romper.
Alternate Attire: Shirtless with red jeans (bedazzled with Communist images).
Pronouns: He/his
Wrestler's Outlook: Angry. Everyone is guilty of some injustice. Their guilt justifies any actions, cheating, or violence on Wes’s part. He can be hypocritical.
Prefers tag matches with his brother, but as a pan-match wrestler, he will accept singles matches.
Background: You’ll never truly understand a man who has walked with the elites for a semester at Cal-Berkeley and talked to the working-class heroes of Tumblr and Reddit. Wesley is all inclusion and no H8...except for those who oppose these movements, so it’s justified. Capitalists, corporatists, the religious (with some exceptions like Islam), those in rural/flyover areas, right-wingers, centrists, center-leftists, and many more need to be educated or purged so that true social and economic justice may reign.
Because Wesley sees so much injustice in the world, he is quick to anger and is always ready to own the ignorant. Wesley can be unpredictable and violent. As The Simp Superman, he is much more aggressive. He loses the finer points of his character to attack those he dislikes. May even act hypocritically.
Wesley wrestled in AWA and won the North American Title in its inaugural tournament by defeating Donzig. He renamed the belt the “Native American Title” in honor of the only true Americans.
Allies: Twin brother Nicholas Honest Cage.
Entrance Info
Entrance Music: Remixed version of Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land”
Play at 0.25 speed.
Entrance Description: “Woke” Wesley Rage stomps out from behind the curtain as his music hits. Nicholas Honest Cage walks out behind him and is trying to hype up the crowd. As Rage marches down the aisle, he points at the fans then to his ears in an attempt to get them to listen to the truth of his theme music. Cage rushes ahead of his brother and holds the ropes open. Rage walks through and holds his arms as Cage claps enthusiastically.
In-Ring Info
Wrestling Style: Brawling with power when he has a weight advantage.
Wesley sees himself as a giant in the body of an average sized man. His righteousness leads him to believe he’s more powerful than what he actually is, but he’s not about to conform to the norms surrounding physics without a fight! He will frequently attempt big, power moves before switching to a faster-paced offense. His offensive typically devolves into ugly brawling.
Common Moves: Punches, kicks, eyerakes, dropkicks, snake eyes, flapjack falling back onto the ropes (opponent’s neck hits the top rope), dragging opponent’s face against the top rope, jawbreaker, pumphandle drop, etc.
Trademark Moves: The Hammer (Dropkicks opponent into the corner (in tag matches, it is the corner Nic is in, so Nic knees their opponent in the back). Wesley falls flat to his back, then nips up and tries for the Sickle)
The Sickle (Steve Austin’s Mudhole stomps in the corner, but Wesley stomps until his opponent is flat on the mat)
#Resist (Running forearm smash. Wesley experimented with transhumanism and had a steel plate put in his left forearm)
Finisher: The Revolution (It is a single leg Boston Crab, always applied to the opponent’s left leg. He will usually set this up by rolling backwards as his opponent rushes him and locking it in the way Lance Storm used to)
The Fall of Fascism (This is a chokeslam, but due to Wesley’s size, he can’t actually hit it on anyone weighing over 215 lbs. He compensates by grabbing his opponent's throat with his left hand, kicking the back of his opponent’s left knee to bring him down. Rocking backward, then throwing all his weight and momentum forward to slam his opponent’s neck and head into the mat. This can also damage the opponent’s left leg, which leaves them vulnerable to The Revolution, if they kick out)
Handler Info
Your Preferred Name: Nic
Contact Method: Board
Email Address: Don’t check it
How did you hear about W:UK? Don
Wrestler Info
Wrestler Name: Nicholas Honest Cage
Alias/Nicknames:
Age: 22
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 217 pounds
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Hometown: The Past
Description: Charlie Plummer. His casual attire is usually something that Nic Cage wore in one of his movies.
His ring attire is UFC tights like Matt Riddle, usually neon colors with an air-brushed Oscar over his crotch. He wrestles barefoot.
Wrestler's Outlook: Nic is loquacious and loves to tell one and all his stories. He has lived a life that makes Forrest Gump’s look banal. Whenever a celebrity is asked about Nic, they have no idea who he is. Nic insists that this is a prank they're playing.
Nic is the most honest person he’s ever met. He’s enjoyed a 40-plus year acting career and has moved into professional wrestling again. He’s dabbled in wrestling before, but took a break after the Attitude era. He competed in UFC when it was still underground in the 90s.
Nic refuses to wrestle singles matches. He wants to be a tag team champion with his brother, and that’s all he has time for. He is constantly pulled away for acting gigs and working with Elon Musk on the next big thing. He is presently unavailable for singles matches.
Background: Fluid. Nic claims many title reigns in his career:
NWA U.S. Champion x5 (unverified)
NWA U.S. Tag Team Champion (unverified)
UFC Heavyweight Champion (unverified)
WCW International Champion (unverified)
WCW TV Champion x2 (unverified)
WWF World Heavyweight Champion (unverified)
WWF Intercontinental Champion x3 (unverified)
AWA Tag Team Champion (kind of)
Allies: His twin brother “Woke” Wesley Rage.
Entrance Info
Entrance Music: "Nicholas Cage" by Lucas Stadvec or "Feel the Rage of Nicholas Cage" by But, Pyrite
Entrance Description: See Tag Match entrance
In-Ring Info
Wrestling Style: Arial
Common Moves: Handspring elbow, Hurricanrana, Crossbody block, Monkey flip, Missile Dropkick, Armbar, Spinning back elbow, etc.
Trademark Moves:
Set-up and Finisher: Papa's Got a Brand New Bag (a kick to the balls after Cage distracts the referee), then
Two Rogers Don't Make A Right (Canadian Destroyer)
Handler Info
Your Preferred Name: Nic
Contact Method: Board
Email Address:
How did you hear about W:UK? Don
Team Members: “Woke” Wesley Rage and Nicholas Honest Cage
Team Name: Rage and Cage
Combined Weight: 432 pounds
Alignment: Rage: Antagonist of everyone; Cage: Narcissistic and neutral
Hometown: The Past and The Future
Description: Rage: Jack Quaid circa early to mid 2010s; Cage: Charlie Plummer
Rage wears plain red tights along with red boots. He has the hammer in yellow on his left boot and the sickle in yellow on his right boot. He tapes up his entire left arm and sports pro-worker/left-wing slogans on it. He routinely wears a black gaiter over his nose and mouth.
Rage's Alternate Attire: Shirtless with red jeans (bedazzled with Communist images)
Cage wears UFC tights like Matt Riddle, usually neon colors with an air-brushed Oscar over his crotch in the ring. He wrestles barefoot.
Street Clothes: Whatever Nic Cage wore in one of his movies.
Wrestler's Outlook: Nic’s reality is whatever he wants it to be. He’s great a rolling with the punches and handling doubters. Wes seeks to dominate reality into what he wants it to be: paradise for the worthy. Neither has any issues with cheating or hypocrisy.
Background: Nic is loquacious and loves to tell one and all his stories. He has lived a life that makes Forrest Gump’s look banal. Whenever a celebrity is asked about Nic, they have no idea who he is. Nic insists that this is a prank they're playing.
Nic is the most honest person he’s ever met. He’s enjoyed a 40-plus year acting career and has moved into professional wrestling again. He’s dabbled in wrestling before, but took a break after the Attitude era. He competed in UFC when it was still underground in the 90s.
Nic refuses to wrestle singles matches. He wants to be a tag team champion with his brother, and that’s all he has time for. He is constantly pulled away for acting gigs and working with Elon Musk on the next big thing. He is presently unavailable for any non-tag matches.
You’ll never truly understand a man who has walked with the elites for a semester at Cal-Berkeley and talked to the working-class heroes of Tumblr and Reddit. Wesley is all inclusion and no H8...except for those who oppose these movements, so it’s justified. Capitalists, corporatists, the religious (with some exceptions like Islam), those in rural/flyover areas, right-wingers, centrists, center-leftists, and many more need to be educated or purged so that true social and economic justice may reign.
Because Wesley sees so much injustice in the world, he is quick to anger and is always ready to own the ignorant. Wesley can be unpredictable and violent. As The Simp Superman, he is much more aggressive. He loses the finer points of his character to attack those he dislikes. May even act hypocritically.
Allies: Each other
Entrance Info
Entrance Music: "Nicholas Cage" by Lucas Stadvec or "Feel the Rage of Nicholas Cage" by But, Pyrite. They will alternate between songs. Whatever the match writer prefers.
Entrance Description: “Woke” Wesley Rage and Nicholas Honest Cage walk out to boos. Cage is in his neon UFC-style shorts with an Oscar statue airbrushed over the crotch. Rage is wearing plain red tights along with red boots. He has the hammer in yellow on his left boot and the sickle in yellow on his right boot. His entire left arm is taped up and sports pro-worker/left-wing slogans on it. He is wearing a black gaiter over his nose and mouth. Rage has a serious look in his eyes and marches to the ring while Cage is full of energy. Cage jumps around and hypes up his brother. They roll into the ring, then hop up and hug each other.
In-Ring Info
Wrestling Style: Rage: Brawling (Power, if he has the weight advantage); Cage: Arial
Common Moves: Heel tag wrestling moves like isolating an opponent and keeping them in Rage and Cage’s corner. Rage usually starts the match and tries to wear down their opponents with brawling and power,, then tags in Cage to bring in speed and high-flying.
Trademark Moves: Competing Body Slams. Wesley will get so amped up after bodyslamming his opponent that he will turn around and pick up Nicholas (who tagged in) and body slam him on the opponent. An angry Nic Cage will pop up and body slam Wesley onto the opponent. They will drop simultaneous elbows to the opponent before Wesley is forced out of the ring.
Con Air - After Wesley hits the Sickle (Mudhole stomps on the corner), he tags Nic and drags the opponent out of the corner and holds his legs down. Nic comes off the top rope with a high impact frog splash that hurts him, but hurts his opponent more.
Finisher: Face/Off - Nic hits Two Rogers Don't Make a Right (Canadian Destroyer), then holds his opponent’s legs to keep him up. With the opponent prone, Wesley hits #Resist (bionic forearm).
Leaving Las Vegas - Nic hits Papa's Got a Brand New Bag (Nut kick), then Wesley hits the Fall of Facism (Chokeslam (if opponent under 215 lbs.) or modified Chokeslam (grabbing his opponent's throat with his left hand, kicking the back of his opponent’s left knee to bring him down. Rocking backward, then throwing all his weight and momentum forward to slam his opponent’s neck and head into the mat)).
Handler Info
Your Preferred Name: Nic
Contact Method: Using the board is fine
Email Address: Don’t check it
How did you hear about W:UK? Don
Wrestler Info
Character Name: Wesley Rage
Alias: “Woke” Wesley Rage and The Simp Superman
Age: 22
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 215 pounds
Alignment: Antagonist (finds reasons to hate everyone)
Hometown: The Future
Description: Jack Quaid from the early to mid 2010s.
Rage wears plain red tights along with red boots. He has the hammer in yellow on his left boot and the sickle in yellow on his right boot. He tapes up his entire left arm and sports pro-worker/left-wing slogans on it. He routinely wears a black gaiter over his nose and mouth. His street clothes are a fashionable romper.
Alternate Attire: Shirtless with red jeans (bedazzled with Communist images).
Pronouns: He/his
Wrestler's Outlook: Angry. Everyone is guilty of some injustice. Their guilt justifies any actions, cheating, or violence on Wes’s part. He can be hypocritical.
Prefers tag matches with his brother, but as a pan-match wrestler, he will accept singles matches.
Background: You’ll never truly understand a man who has walked with the elites for a semester at Cal-Berkeley and talked to the working-class heroes of Tumblr and Reddit. Wesley is all inclusion and no H8...except for those who oppose these movements, so it’s justified. Capitalists, corporatists, the religious (with some exceptions like Islam), those in rural/flyover areas, right-wingers, centrists, center-leftists, and many more need to be educated or purged so that true social and economic justice may reign.
Because Wesley sees so much injustice in the world, he is quick to anger and is always ready to own the ignorant. Wesley can be unpredictable and violent. As The Simp Superman, he is much more aggressive. He loses the finer points of his character to attack those he dislikes. May even act hypocritically.
Wesley wrestled in AWA and won the North American Title in its inaugural tournament by defeating Donzig. He renamed the belt the “Native American Title” in honor of the only true Americans.
Allies: Twin brother Nicholas Honest Cage.
Entrance Info
Entrance Music: Remixed version of Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land”
Play at 0.25 speed.
Entrance Description: “Woke” Wesley Rage stomps out from behind the curtain as his music hits. Nicholas Honest Cage walks out behind him and is trying to hype up the crowd. As Rage marches down the aisle, he points at the fans then to his ears in an attempt to get them to listen to the truth of his theme music. Cage rushes ahead of his brother and holds the ropes open. Rage walks through and holds his arms as Cage claps enthusiastically.
In-Ring Info
Wrestling Style: Brawling with power when he has a weight advantage.
Wesley sees himself as a giant in the body of an average sized man. His righteousness leads him to believe he’s more powerful than what he actually is, but he’s not about to conform to the norms surrounding physics without a fight! He will frequently attempt big, power moves before switching to a faster-paced offense. His offensive typically devolves into ugly brawling.
Common Moves: Punches, kicks, eyerakes, dropkicks, snake eyes, flapjack falling back onto the ropes (opponent’s neck hits the top rope), dragging opponent’s face against the top rope, jawbreaker, pumphandle drop, etc.
Trademark Moves: The Hammer (Dropkicks opponent into the corner (in tag matches, it is the corner Nic is in, so Nic knees their opponent in the back). Wesley falls flat to his back, then nips up and tries for the Sickle)
The Sickle (Steve Austin’s Mudhole stomps in the corner, but Wesley stomps until his opponent is flat on the mat)
#Resist (Running forearm smash. Wesley experimented with transhumanism and had a steel plate put in his left forearm)
Finisher: The Revolution (It is a single leg Boston Crab, always applied to the opponent’s left leg. He will usually set this up by rolling backwards as his opponent rushes him and locking it in the way Lance Storm used to)
The Fall of Fascism (This is a chokeslam, but due to Wesley’s size, he can’t actually hit it on anyone weighing over 215 lbs. He compensates by grabbing his opponent's throat with his left hand, kicking the back of his opponent’s left knee to bring him down. Rocking backward, then throwing all his weight and momentum forward to slam his opponent’s neck and head into the mat. This can also damage the opponent’s left leg, which leaves them vulnerable to The Revolution, if they kick out)
Handler Info
Your Preferred Name: Nic
Contact Method: Board
Email Address: Don’t check it
How did you hear about W:UK? Don
Wrestler Info
Wrestler Name: Nicholas Honest Cage
Alias/Nicknames:
Age: 22
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 217 pounds
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Hometown: The Past
Description: Charlie Plummer. His casual attire is usually something that Nic Cage wore in one of his movies.
His ring attire is UFC tights like Matt Riddle, usually neon colors with an air-brushed Oscar over his crotch. He wrestles barefoot.
Wrestler's Outlook: Nic is loquacious and loves to tell one and all his stories. He has lived a life that makes Forrest Gump’s look banal. Whenever a celebrity is asked about Nic, they have no idea who he is. Nic insists that this is a prank they're playing.
Nic is the most honest person he’s ever met. He’s enjoyed a 40-plus year acting career and has moved into professional wrestling again. He’s dabbled in wrestling before, but took a break after the Attitude era. He competed in UFC when it was still underground in the 90s.
Nic refuses to wrestle singles matches. He wants to be a tag team champion with his brother, and that’s all he has time for. He is constantly pulled away for acting gigs and working with Elon Musk on the next big thing. He is presently unavailable for singles matches.
Background: Fluid. Nic claims many title reigns in his career:
NWA U.S. Champion x5 (unverified)
NWA U.S. Tag Team Champion (unverified)
UFC Heavyweight Champion (unverified)
WCW International Champion (unverified)
WCW TV Champion x2 (unverified)
WWF World Heavyweight Champion (unverified)
WWF Intercontinental Champion x3 (unverified)
AWA Tag Team Champion (kind of)
Allies: His twin brother “Woke” Wesley Rage.
Entrance Info
Entrance Music: "Nicholas Cage" by Lucas Stadvec or "Feel the Rage of Nicholas Cage" by But, Pyrite
Entrance Description: See Tag Match entrance
In-Ring Info
Wrestling Style: Arial
Common Moves: Handspring elbow, Hurricanrana, Crossbody block, Monkey flip, Missile Dropkick, Armbar, Spinning back elbow, etc.
Trademark Moves:
Set-up and Finisher: Papa's Got a Brand New Bag (a kick to the balls after Cage distracts the referee), then
Two Rogers Don't Make A Right (Canadian Destroyer)
Handler Info
Your Preferred Name: Nic
Contact Method: Board
Email Address:
How did you hear about W:UK? Don
